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safesthaveninexistence · 1 year ago
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Especially mine
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vuliyshenanigans · 2 months ago
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Wicker's war-form~
Reserved for the most dire battles and posturing. He likes to use it against other satyrs to prove he's worth respecting. Large and in charge as they say!
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metalfeather · 9 months ago
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This is sappy and dumb af but going from being so painfully shy to a point where I tended to avoid social interactions in games to doing progression content in voice chat and socializing?
Love to see the character development
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teddylupin · 2 years ago
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shutupineedtothink · 2 months ago
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More ep 7 thoughts, now that I’ve watched it twice and processed 🫠
Bookending the episode with Lilia’s fall but first it’s down and then it’s up - sick, twisted, beautiful, devastating, I’m crying
The soundtrack really goes hard in this ep
The wildest part about the “ex best friend” line is all of those things are equally insane - ex, ex best friend, or best friend. Like ma’am what hex were you living in
Babysitter is likely a reference to the comics, but interesting also in terms of WV because we saw Agatha babysit the twins only once I think. Does this mean she actually spent more time with them than we know?
Wow once again Kathryn Hahn is doing so much work in this first scene with Billy, she’s going from snarky to wary to calculating to hurt to i don’t even know. She’s doing a masterclass in face acting.
When they start to climb toward the castle, Agatha has her hands clasped behind her back and initially I was just like ma’am, why are you like this, but then I realized oh. Her hands are tied right now.
Waning moon for the Crone trial babyyyyyy called it
Fun and fast transition to get us into the trial, since we know the deal by now
She’s based on me you know — sooooo, tragic, misunderstood, secretly suffering her whole life, constantly judged by others, uh huh uh huh
Prove it - he really doesn’t believe a word she says! And she looks so hurt by it!
The way Agatha sits in the chair omg girl please chill
This is such like an Indiana Jones trap I love it
God I love Lilia’s visions, changing the perspective to hers, the blurring around the edges - sometimes you don’t need to do much, but it’s hella effective
Actually a lot of good camera tricks in this ep I’m not going to point them all out
It’s about limiting beliefs baybeee - once again the writers showing they know their psych
I’m sorry that tea leaves to the underground transition??? Spectacular
“Well tell me what more I should see when I look at you. No, I mean it” - hey nonviolent communication, how’s it going 🤌
God can you imagine how scary it would be to have these visions as a CHILD
Did you not see imminent impalement in your future?? Lol why did this get me
I get the fake nose on Agatha but idk maybe I could’ve done without it
Teenager his full name LOLOL underrated joke
Dory OMGGGGG
Jen being the ultimate Lilia champion this ep and I love it. Also seems to contradict her behavior even more in Agatha’s trial, but she’s still more snappy with Agatha here too
What are you wearing, I don’t wanna talk about it - bruh every line. EVERY LINE.
Did I mention the transitions are killer
Your task is not to control but to see. - I, I can’t keep writing down every line but
I love that as soon as Jen knows what’s going on, she’s totally on board, just asking Lilia for intel, like yep this is normal now
Ahhh the spell book. Interesting that Lilia finds it.
Ohp - I wish Lilia was here. Ask and you shall receive - see the Billy’s Road theory
She calls him baby again 😭
Is snappy dialogue one of my biggest joys on this earth? I think it is
Proper tarot takes time and care. And leads to large gaping wounds - …. You mean like internal wounds? Like trauma? Like you have to bring up the trauma to heal it? Uh huh uh huh cool cool cool cool you said it Agatha not me.
The Magician, the ability to turn all of your goals into reality - Agatha immediately side eyes him. Bruh.
I’m a forgotten woman. Then remember yourself. 🤌🤌🤌
I was falling. I will fall. - CAMERA. MOVEMENT.
What will you do with your remaining time 🤝 all we can do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us. Iykyk.
The subway baybeee get that House of R theory
God this tarot spread scene is so epic.
Ok Jen being the path ahead… I gotta come back to that
Agatha is the obstacle yep that makes sense (but the obstacle is the way)
Windfall - Billy, miraculous transformation uh yep ok
Destination - Death. Such a good reveal, even if I already knew it. Once again the power of good writing. In the end all roads lead to me. UGH WTF
NOT THE GREEN VINES SPELLING A BIG OL “R” WHEN THE DOORS OPEN
The original green witch…. Ok so she is in the coven… but also Billy’s in the coven? It’s a shared black heart? Or it means you can go one direction or the other… hm.
Ughghghghhh her just giving them each what they need before she sends them onward. She’s the GOAT.
Did I mention the music????
This whole scene is so EPIC. The tower upright fuck it up queen
Oh my God Lilia took her power back 😭
We didn’t see a body unlike Alice I’m holding onto that “see you at the end” lyric with all my might at this point
Time in a bottle was sick and twisted and beautiful I love it
I just… can’t believe this is something I got to witness. Like it’s so good I’m mad about it.
A few other quick thoughts:
Jen being the path ahead… if she was birth in the first trial (see my maiden mother crone trial theory), then maybe she’s also REbirth? It’s a circle sewn with fate… we’re going back to the beginning but emerging from the Road this time. Eh??
Patti…. PATTI!! Where’s her Emmy? Where’s the show’s Emmy???
Not only was this a better time travel plot than the rest of Marvel as I said in another post but it’s also better than time travel in Doctor Who for the last 10 years and that pisses me off low key.
Not to jump ahead but buckle up kids cuz if we’re following the loose structure of WandaVision then ep 8 is our flashback/reliving the trauma episode for Agatha and as much as I was destroyed by this ep I am so not ready for all of that.
Anyway. What a masterpiece. I’m DONE.
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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 3 months ago
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Wowie wow wow Jamil has a voice line about the mob student he rooms with. Roomie lore real? Except for housewardens I think because they have solo rooms. Excited to hear about more mob students and maybe how they feel about the main boys.
[Referencing these voice lines!]
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Yes, that’s correct! Dorm leaders and third years get rooms to themselves. First year students are four to a room. For example, Adeuce are implied to be roomies with two other mob students. For second years like Jamil, they have one another roommate. (Many fans theorize that the twins are each others’ roommates due to how their rooms are oriented.)
We finally getting mob student lore, fellas 😭 WE’RE WINNINGGGGGGG
dbhsvskwkw It must be crazy weird being the roomies to main cast boys… Imagine trying to fall asleep in the same room as JAMIL the night he came back after his OB that all of Scarabia witnessed/got mindcontrolled by💀 From the sounds of it, the roomie is pretty chill so things should be fine. If it were anyone else, it would for sure be hella awkward…
I’m with you, I hope we get even more tidbits in future Relaxing in Room cards!! I want mob insights…!!
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borathae · 2 years ago
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“The story of how you convinced your awesome boyfriend to ride your face.”
Pairing: Cowboy!Taehyung x Mechanic!Reader
Genre: established relationship!AU, Countrylife!AU, Slice of Life!AU, Smut
Warnings: subby!Taehyung, Dom!Reader, shameless flirting, Taehyung is a needy boyfriend, making out, needy fumbling, Tae’s hands are doing hot things, face riding, rimjob (m.receiving), handjob, allusions to oral for her, he’s a little sceptical at first but loves it in the end, they are happy & in love
Wordcount: 8.1k
a/n: This is Only Yesterday!Taehyung because I may have a lil crush on him. Also PtD!Taehyung is the sole inspiration for this ngngn 🥵 I also wanna state that I fucking love the OY universe, it's so comfy and makes me feel so snuggly hhahfhah. have fun besties 🤍
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“This is stupid. I ain’t gon' do that”, Taehyung says, shaking his head.
The two of you were on a lovely date today. You took Taehyung out for dinner earlier, but you are long back at your place. Now cuddling in bed whilst listening to some music.
“Why not? It’s gonna be fun”, you say, wiggling your brows at him. 
“It’s 'cause, I don’t like nothin' close to my butt.”
“Really? So you don’t even wash yourself?” you tease, knowing very well that Taehyung was a very clean person. You just like to tease him.
“Ew no, I ain’t nasty, ‘course I wash my own ass. But I just don’t want nothin' stuck into it.”
“I'm not gonna stick anything into it”, you laugh, “I just want you riding my face.”
“Yeah, but that’s like weird. I'm no girl.”
You roll your eyes. 
“Oh come now, it’s 2023, let's not go there.”
“You know I didn’t mean it like that. I ain’t no sexist. I just feel weird about it”
“Why?”
“What you mean why? I just do. You know how the guys gon' look at me when they find out I sat on my girl's face? They gon' laugh at me.”
“Okay, I hear you. I'm sorry I brought it up. You obviously don’t have to do anything you’re not comfortable with”, you assure him and peck his cheek. 
“Thanks, you’re really sweet. It means a lot”, he says, reaching out to pinch your own. 
“Just so you know though. The guys would never find out. I don’t talk to them about the sex we have.”
“Good you don’t”, he laughs, “that'd be hella weird if you did.”
“Yeah, right”, you agree, laughing right with him. 
Taehyung rolls over and cages in your head between his elbows.
“What?” you stop laughing.
“Nothin’, I just like listenin’ to you laugh”, he says, kissing you deeply afterwards.
“Mhm babe”, you mumble into him, making sure that he won’t leave your lips for the rest of the night by hooking your arms behind his head.
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It was a hard day at the garage today. The sun was sweltering and as a result, the heat was almost unbearable. You spent most of your day under a car, sweating your ass off and trying to fix a problem which didn’t seem to want to reveal itself. It turned out to be a faulty tie rod. You proceeded to spend the other half of your shift replacing it. 
“Hello”, a familiar voice draws you out from under the car.
“Hey there babe, whatcha doin' here?” you greet your boyfriend, standing up for the first time in hours. You groan, stretching out your back, “goddamn, my back is fucked.”
Taehyung acts instantly. He gets behind you and gives your shoulders a massage. 
“Wow, thanks babe”, you say. 
“You sweatin' so much”, Taehyung says. 
“Yeah, it’s so hot. I literally can’t stand the heat.”
“Yeah today’s boilin'. We had to get the cows outside too 'cause they'd died of a heat stroke inside. Now they all chillin' by the stream.”
“That sounds like a good life. Just chilling by the stream, in the shadow and with no hot car above you.”
“Yeah, I figure. Wanna sit in the shadow for some?”
“Sure, we can do that.”
You have a small umbrella behind your garage. There was a pair of plastic chairs and a small matching table underneath it. Taehyung drags you on top of his lap, earning himself a loud whine from you. 
“You're literally kidding. I'm so hot.”
“You gon' stay here”, he wraps his arms around you.
“Tae, I’m so sweaty.”
“I don’t care, I’m sweaty too. I just came from the fields. That’s why I’m dressed like that.”
Red sturdy cotton from top to bottom and with a brown cowboy hat perched atop of his head. He also has his boots on and wears a bandana around his wrist. 
“You look handsome”, you tell him, “I look like shit though.”
Grey work suit opened and pulled down to your hips. Your white tanktop is soaked in sweat and covered in black grease stains. Just as are your arms and some parts of your face. 
“You look sexy, I’m into it.”
You roll your eyes at him fondly. 
“Course you are.”
Taehyung smirks lazily and lets his hands slip to the inside of your thighs. 
“No. Behave.”
“Why not? I've not seen you in so long. I'm lonely.”
“We saw each other last night. You had breakfast at my place.”
“Yeah, that’s ages ago. Miss you like crazy, babe”, he says and puckers his lips for a quick kiss.
“Behave, Tae”, you warn in a chuckle.
“Why?” he whines. 
“Cause I'm coming over later anyways. Don’t taint my reputation.”
Taehyung chuckles, dancing his hands closer to your middle. 
“Tae”, you slap them away gently, “keep your grimy fingers to yourself.”
“They ain't grimy. I washed them”, he whines, retreating them and placing them on your hips instead. 
“You know how I meant it. You’re way too horny.”
He chuckles and kisses your shoulder. Despite all the grease and sweat and dirt, he kisses your shoulder. And he loves doing it.
“I can't help it, it’s your fault ‘cause you’re so hot.”
You turn on his lap, placing your feet down with a loud stomp before letting yourself fall down right on his cock. He moans at that, widening his eyes in surprise. 
“So you think I’m hot?”
“Goddamn babe, you gon' make me hard.”
“Behave.”
“It's kinda hard when you sittin’ on my cock.”
“Oh? My bad, sorry”, you fake your guilt, slipping down his lap all to his dismay, “better?”
“Don't know, now I want you ridin’ me.”
You give his chest a gentle slap. 
“Hush, we're in public.” 
“Fuck babe, don’t you wanna leave early? Wanna have you right now”, Taehyung whines, tugging at your hips needily. 
“No, I have to finish the repairs. The customer is gonna pick up the car tomorrow and I need to finish it before that.”
“Tell your employees to do it.”
“No, I'm not gonna give my employees more work just ‘cause you’re horny.”
“That's unfair.”
“No, it’s not. I'm a fair boss.”
“No, it’s unfair to me.”
You roll your eyes.
“I'll ride you in a few hours.”
“Do it now.”
“No. Why are you so horny today?” 
“Cause I miss you and I was thinkin' about what we talked about.”
“What do you mean?”
“The thing about the rimjob.”
“Oh that. I thought the topic was off the table.”
“Yeah, I thought ‘bout it some more and maybe I ain't that against it anymore.”
“You watched porn about it, didn’t you?”
He flusters just slightly.
“Don't judge me.”
“I'm not, you can watch whatever you want”, you nudge his chest, “so you watched porn about it. Liked it?”
“Yeah well, maybe, I don’t know. I can’t say it didn’t make me hard.”
You chuckle.
“Don't laugh, I ain't proud of it.”
“Tae, it's totally fine. I’m the one who brought it up, it should be obvious that I'm into it.”
“Okay, you right about that. Sorry, I’m just weird about it.”
“No, you’re alright. Discovering new things about yourself can be scary.”
He nods his head. 
“So you wanna try it tonight?” you ask him.
“Don't know about tonight, I still gotta think more about it.”
“Alright, then we'll do something else tonight.”
“Yeah, you ride me and I make you cum.”
You laugh.
“Alright, I ride you and you make me cum. Twice.”
He smirks lazily, giving your hips a soft squeeze, “deal.”
“Good. Deal”, you say and give his chest a soft slap, “break's over, I've got a car to fix.”
You get up from his lap. 
“Yeah, I gotta go too. I just came here for a quick talk. I gotta go back to the fields again.” 
“Alright then, I’ll come around at seven.”
“Yeah, I’ll be waitin’. Oh yeah and don’t eat somethin’, Seokjin’s cookin’ dinner tonight.” 
“Ooh nice, now I'm even more excited.”
Taehyung leaves after giving you a loving smooch on the lips and a playful spank on your butt. And you continue your task of fixing the car. 
You ride Taehyung that night and it leaves the both of you entirely blissed-out. You leave early the next day, letting him sleep. And Taehyung sends you a sweet text once he wakes up, thanking you for last night.
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You met Taehyung around a year ago. You couldn’t stand him at first. He wasn’t rude or gave you any other reasons for why you should have hated him, but you still did. You hated a lot of people back then. Especially men. Now stay with this story, we are getting there. You hated them because your environment quite frankly made you hate them. Your dad was a drunk, your grandfather was an abuser and your cousins were all terrible husbands. Your job also regularly showed you just how etched the old school sexism was in your town's men. Some would leave with their faulty cars because “a woman could never find the issue, let alone fix it properly”, some would ask if “Missy needs to take care of the garage for the day cause the hubby got drunk last night”, some would just straight up ask where the real boss – they meant your husband – was, despite your garage carrying your name and your name only. You were unmarried, if one may add this little fact. Now, it was a very small town. Not more than a thousand people, surrounded by big fields and with roads that weren’t the best for a car's health. There was another village close by. Up in the mountains and with not more than two hundred people. But your garage was the only garage in this valley. It still didn’t excuse the passionate sexism so many people showed.
Taehyung visited your garage about a year ago with his brothers Seokjin and Namjoon. Their truck had broken down and with the help of their oxen, they towed it all the way from their farm to your garage. It was quite the peculiar image indeed.
There were many things wrong with their truck. Brittle breaks, a broken oil filter which resulted in motor issues and they hadn’t cleaned out their aircon in years either. 
This still wasn’t the reason why you couldn’t stand Taehyung at first however. It was because he was playful and flirty and talked to you with a sort of childish carelessness and not once did he question why a single woman was the boss of a garage. On the contrary, he found it pretty awesome that you were. And this enraged you, because as much as you tried to find another reason for “why all men sucked”, you couldn’t find one thing about him that sucked. Now, his brothers were awesome too, but his brothers were both married already, so of course you weren't gonna mess with them. But Taehyung was single and very obviously interested in you. 
He began visiting your garage even long after you fixed their truck. At first he came with canting questions about cars and trucks and “his brothers sent him to get something” but as weeks turned into a month, he stopped pretending to visit you professionally. And one day he brought flowers. One day he came to your garage, dressed in his best clothes, with flowers in his hands and a shy grin on his lips and then he asked you for a date. And you pretended not to have time at first until Taehyung gave you a pout and you pretended to magically make space for him in your schedule. 
And the rest is history. He visited you with flowers or chocolates or other cute presents, you went on more and more dates, you shared your first kiss, you asked him to be your boyfriend and Taehyung said yes. 
Now you are here. One year later, terribly in love with each other and happier than ever. Taehyung is truly the best boyfriend ever. He is actually such an awesome boyfriend that you managed to shed your sometimes misplaced hatred against men and now changed it to “some men suck, not because they’re men but because society made it easier for them to be shitty people without consequences”. It was quite the big step for you, but Taehyung made it easy to do.
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Taehyung visits your garage on Tuesday again. Five days after you rode him in his childhood bedroom with your hands around his throat.
“Hey babe”, he greets you.
You turn, “oh? Hey there handsome stranger, what brings you here?”
“We made bread today, I got you some”, he says, lifting a little basket filled with two loaves of bread into your vision, “got you some cheese to go with it.”
“That's so sweet, thank you so much Tae. You guys' bread's always so good”, you accept the gift with a fluttering heart. 
“You gon' like that one 'cause it's got a thick crust.”
“Just how I like it. You know me so well.”
“Yeah, gotta be best boyfriend of the year”, he says and grins cutely, earning himself a sneaky little kiss.
You feel scandalous doing it because you've got customers next to you, but Taehyung is too cute not to kiss. 
He flusters accordingly, knees buckling and body drawing closer to you instinctively while his gaze becomes oh so dreamy. 
“You're already the best boyfriend of the century”, you say, soothing over the spot you kissed before pulling away shyly.
“Hehe”, he lets out, grin growing.
“But what brings you here?”
“I wanted to see you”, he says.
“Aren't you coming over later?”
“I am, just wanted to tell you that I've been lookin' forward to it the entire day.”
“Me too. You're so cute.”
Taehyung steps closer, lowering his lips to your ear. The gesture speeds up your heart tremendously. 
“I made a decision”, he whispers seductively, “I'm down.”
You sneak a scared glance at the customers. They haven’t heard what Taehyung said, still busy looking at the newest model of truck they plan on buying. 
“Tae goddamn, you're making my knees weak”, you whisper, knees truly wobbling. 
He lets out a teasing chuckle, keeping his voice extra low for it. 
“I can't wait, babe. I'm gon' ride your face like a pony.”
You snort, rolling your eyes despite your stomach doing a little excited flip. He may be silly, but he is still terribly hot whilst being so. 
He steps back afterwards, pecking your heated cheek. 
“I'll see you later, love. Can't wait”, he says, having the audacity to turn and leave you in your boiling soup of horniness. 
You won’t be able to properly concentrate for the rest of the day, mind solely focused on what Taehyung told you. 
So he is actually going to ride your face.
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You live in the village above a ramen place. The owners are an elderly couple, who were nice enough to give you their spare rooms upstairs. You wanted to pay rent, but they refuse to accept your money whenever you offer, saying that family doesn’t need to pay. They lived next doors in a little two story house with a small, walled garden. Sometimes Misses Kang brings over leftover ramen. Mister Kang regularly brings over persimmons from their persimmon tree. Maybe regularly was too weak of a description. You basically are able to eat fresh persimmons daily during their season as each morning, you open your door to Mister Kang grinning at you with his two front teeth missing and a melodic “got more persimmons, granddaughter” on his lips.
You weren’t their granddaughter, but you think that they see you as such. Misses Kang once told you that they had a granddaughter, born the same year as you, but that she died in an accident in the mill she worked at. You sometimes catch her calling you by their granddaughter’s name before she catches herself and then laughs about it with embarrassed melancholy in her dark brown eyes. You never correct her, you simply give her a smile and then hold her hands to laugh right with her.
You think that you might love them. You never really knew your grandparents as they both died when you were around five, but if they were still alive, they would be around the age of the Kangs. So as much as they see you as their granddaughter, you see them as your grandparents and that was a very lovely thing to do.
Your place was very homely. It stretched over the entire space of the downstairs restaurant with windows on each side of the building so you always had something pretty to look out at. From the east windows you could watch the sun rise behind the high mountains in the distance. From the west windows you could watch it set behind the forest covered hills. From the south windows you had view of the village and from the north windows you could spot the mountain village in the far, far distance. Taehyung always says that he plans on taking you there one day because of its amazing teashop, but he didn’t get to do that yet.
A set of dark wooden stairs leads up to a balcony and your front door. You keep your herbs and tomato plants on the balcony as it was south facing and therefore perfect for growing your food. You plan on trying out bell peppers next season. Taehyung promised to give you some of their seeds for it and also to help you with any horticultural struggle you face.
Speaking of Taehyung. You have just managed to finish lighting all your candles in your living room when you can hear his distinct knock on your front door. He always knocks in a rhythm. It changes between two patterns, depending on what he feels like that day. He used the second pattern tonight. Two slow knocks followed by two fast ones.
You check yourself in the mirror one last time, fixing the creases in your dress and the mess in your hair, before hurrying to open the door. You are so excited.
Taehyung, like most of the time, is leaning against the railing of the balcony, posing all nonchalantly. He is wearing his favourite blue jeans tonight with a matching shirt and his fanciest cowboy hat. He tips it as a greeting, giving you a playful, lopsided smirk.
“Good evenin’ me lady”, he greets you.
“Good evening, handsome cowboy”, you greet him, stepping out of the doorframe, “come in. Did you get here on Bruno?" 
“Yup, he's parked outside”, Taehyung says and greets you with a kiss.
“That's nice. Did you have a good ride?”
“Yup. But not as good as I'm gon' have one later, am I right?” he flirts as takes off his boots, placing them on the bamboo shoe rack you built yourself.
He makes you laugh, “hopefully, yeah.”
“I picked this for you”, he says, presenting you a bouquet of meadow flowers. He hid it behind his back pocket before.
“They are so pretty, thank you so much”, you accept it with a fluttering heart, “I gotta put them in water before they weld. Get comfy in the meantime.”
You store your vases in a cabinet in the living room. Your parents gave it to you, told you that it was already two hundred years old and that you will take great care of it. You love it a lot. It really compliments the rest of your wooden furniture.
“I’m thinking that we could eat kimchi stew for dinner. I still gotta use up all my old one, it’s really sour already”, you tell Taehyung as you make your way to your kitchen.
It was separated from your living room by a half wall. The hanging cabinets formed the other part of the wall, leaving you with a big enough window so that you could comfortably look at Taehyung as you work to fill the vase with water. Worktops were on one side of the half wall while a spacious breakfast bar was on the other side. You never use it, because you consume most of your meals in front of the TV on your comfortable couch.
“Sounds good, I didn’t eat yet”, Taehyung answers you, standing by the window like he always does when he comes over. With his hands on his hips and his tummy just slightly sticking out as he arches his back.
“You don’t mind that I didn’t cook it yet, do you? I just didn’t know how soon you wanna fuck, so I waited with the food.”
Taehyung keeps on staring outside.
“Tae?” you try.
“Mhm?” Taehyung looks over his shoulder.
“I just said that I hope you don’t mind I didn’t cook yet ‘cause I didn’t know if you wanted to fuck already.”
“Oh”, he turns to you then struts to the couch to sit down, “no, it’s fine. I ain’t hungry yet. I’m nervous”, he confesses and laughs shyly.
“You are? Because of the rimjob?”
“Yeah”, Taehyung nods his head.
You put the flowers in the vase and place it on the breakfast bar, turning it in a way so that you could see the prettiest part of the bouquet from the sofa. Then you strut to Taehyung, letting yourself plop down on the sofa next to him.
“You know we don’t have to do it, if you changed your mind again”, you tell him, caressing his thigh.
“No, I’m nervous ‘cause I really wanna do it”, he says, taking off his hat to play with his hair nervously, “I feel like an idiot”, he confesses in a breathy laugh.
“Why?”
“Cause I talked all big balls at the garage and now I’m nervous. I’m big mouthed, nothin’ more.”
“It’s fine, I get it. We can chill for a bit if you want”, you suggest.
“Yeah, I like that” he says, letting himself fall down on your sofa. He throws his legs on your lap, relaxing with a loud sigh. He grunts and then hums in content as he rubs his own tummy.
“Pff”, you scoff, “you and your dad noises all the time.”
Taehyung peels his left eye open, “those ain’t dad noises. They’re uncle noises.”
You chuckle, running your hands up and down his shins mindlessly.
“How’s Jihyo doing? Is she still teething?” you ask him.
“Yeah. She’s cryin’ so much”, Taehyung says, opening his right eye too in order to look at you as you talk, “Namjoon hyung’s been tryin’ to calm her down all day but she keeps cryin’. I’m kinda glad to be here now, not only ‘cause I can see you, but to get away from the baby. It’s so noisy at home.”
“That sucks. I get your struggle. I bet it must be so uncomfortable for her though.”
“Yeah probably. Poor girl, must be so confused why teeth keep showin' up in her mouth”, he says and then with the help of his abs sits up. He pecks your cheek, making you turn your head to him. A kiss on your lips follows, the kind which leaves a flutter in your tummy.
“Why did you do that?” you ask in a whisper.
“Cause you’re so pretty”, he whispers, stubbing your cheek with his nose.
“You’re such a flirt.”
Taehyung chuckles softly, eyes flitting to your lips.
“Can we make out?” he asks.
“I really want that, yeah”, you answer him.
“Mhm honey, you’re so hot”, he rasps, hooking his fingers behind your head to pull you into a kiss.
The problem with not sharing a place is just how incredibly needy you get for each other. You rarely go out for dates and if you do, you always have to do it after a quick fuck at one of your places. You joked about it with him already. Your dates always start with sex before anything else can happen. You blame it on all the shameless flirting the two of you do and all the days spend separated. You can’t help it. Taehyung is the hottest man alive and his body is so fucking addicting. When you know that you can spend the rest of the day with him, you get so horny and needy for him that you want him first and only then crave other date activities.
And Taehyung feels the same. He is certain that if you and him didn’t start off your dates by fucking, he would actually die of blue balls during the date.
Taehyung falls back on the sofa, pulling you with him. You fall atop his chest, elbows caging in his head and lips dancing with his’. He sighs because of it and you answer him with a soft moan.
You were actually his first. He never put great importance in the whole concept of virginity like all those big town people do. He is convinced that virginity is nothing but a city trend, because he never thought it to be important. He knew that he wanted to be intimate with the right woman, no matter when she came around, and he saw no shame in waiting for her. He found her in you by the young age of thirty one and now he can’t stop wanting you over and over and over again. Sex is so fucking amazing when it’s with the right person. Taehyung is convinced of it.
“How come you’re already kinda hard?” you break the kiss to ask him in a chuckle.
“Cause I’ve been horny for you all day”, he says and pouts, “stop teasin’, I can’t help it.”
You snicker, “you’re cute”, you say, pecking his lips until he stops pouting and kisses you back properly.
He wraps his legs around your hips, closing his arms around you in a way so that his chest is snug against yours. Like this you can grind against him, humping him with needy rolls of your hips. 
Taehyung breaks the kiss in a breathy chuckle. 
“You gon' make me cum if you do that”, he says, having to moan softly as his hips chase the friction. 
“Yeah? Wanna go to the bedroom?”
“Yeah, want that.”
“Let’s go.”
No time is wasted between you and him. You are needy for each other and that means you have to act quick. You make out on your way to the bedroom. Lips dance with each other desperately while your hands fumble with the other’s clothes. His shirt leaves his torso in the hallway. Your dress follows seconds later. 
Taehyung cradles your tits instantly, massaging them through the fabric of your bra. He makes you moan because of it and for your hands to work even quicker. You tug his white tanktop out of his jeans, pulling it up his torso. 
The kiss breaks so you could slip it over his head. Taehyung even lifts his arms for you, chuckling shyly when you rough up his hair. 
“You good?” you ask him.
“Yeah, I'm good”, he says, falling back into the kiss as your fingers begin running through his hair. He touches your lower back, but soon feels up your ass. He is too obsessed with it not to steal a touch. You don’t mind. On the contrary, you like it. Taehyung’s fingers have been on every single inch of your body and you goddamn love how they feel. He is so unapologetic in his touches, so confident and with the right amount of cockiness to really get you going. Obviously he never does new stuff without asking first, but he also knows when it is safe to do stuff without asking as he is incredible good at listening to your cues. 
Just like right now, when you press him against your dresser, placing your knee on the surface to cage him in. Your ass sticks out that way, allowing Taehyung to pull your panties to the side and run his fingers along your middle. Your pussy and rim. He knows just where to touch to make you sigh. 
“You're wet", he mumbles into the kiss.
“Mhm, wet for you”, you tell him, kissing him with tongue. 
Taehyung moans, parting his lips to allow you access. You are so good at tongue kisses. Taehyung thought the concept was weird at first. Until you kissed him with tongue for the first time. That’s when he finally understood and, quite frankly, became obsessed. He tugs you closer, trying his hardest to tilt your hips in a way that would allow him better access to your clit. 
You stumble because of it, crashing into the dresser with him and knocking over your candle. It was turned off. Thankfully. 
“Careful there, cowboy”, you laugh, slamming your foot down to find support again.
“Sorry, my bad”, Taehyung chuckles, giving you a sheepish look, “you okay?”
“Mhm, I am”, you say, rubbing your hand up and down his chest, “my candle not that much.”
Taehyung fixes it with a blush, swaying his shoulders from side to side. He glances at you.
“Sorry?” he mumbles shyly, widening his eyes cutely.
“Com'ere, you sweetheart”, you say, dragging him to your bed by his belt. 
Taehyung follows with wobbly knees, feeling then wobble even more when you drag him atop your lap. You slam your hands onto his round buttocks, forcing him to yelp it surprise.
“Babe”, he gasps, widening his eyes, “whatcha doin'?”
You snicker, wiggling your brows. 
“You like it?” you coo, kneading his plump flesh.
“I can't say I hate it”, he says, laughing breathily. He shakes his head, “you been doin' things to me, babe”, he murmurs. 
“Yeah?” you smirk, looking at his lips, “come and kiss me.”
Taehyung claims your lips instantly, arms closing around you and naked chest melting with yours. He moans, squirming on your lap.
He hasn't sat in your lap very often before. Maybe once or twice while you were in the heat of the moment, but never actively. You? You are sitting on his lap all the time, everywhere and anywhere. Taehyung not so much. He thinks it’s weird. Not because he actually thinks that it is, but because he is always scared to be called mean names. You always tell him that the people who call him names aren’t worthy of his attention either way, but you won’t pressure him. 
It makes it feel all the more special tonight. He is comfortably heavy on your lap and to your surprise, he is better at grinding against you as you thought he would be. Also, his butt feels extra plump and big in that position. You can’t stop feeling it up. 
Taehyung has the sexiest ass in the universe. It was actually one of the first features you noticed about him. Next to his smile and pretty eyes. His butt always looks so good in jeans and all those tight riding pants he wears. You like holding it whenever he gives it to you missionary and whenever he takes a shower at your place, you can’t help but jump right in there with him just so you can feel up his ass. 
Truly, with your obsession for his behind, it was only a matter of time that you'd suggest butt stuff. You know that you won’t get Taehyung to agree to anything going up his butt for a long time, but you don’t mind. You are already content with the aspect of getting to eat him out. 
You break the kiss, panting heavily.
“I fucking want you”, you rasp, trying and failing to slip your hands into his jeans. They’re just way too tight.
“You do?”
“Yeah, want you riding my face like you’re riding my thighs.”
Taehyung flusters, lowering his eyes.
“Unless, you changed your mind?” you make sure. 
“No uhm, no”, he shakes his head, “man, I’m nervous. Phew”, he confesses and laughs breathily, “I think my heart's gon' give up.”
“That's alright. If you still need time, I can give it to you.”
“No, I just. I want", he glances at you shyly, gnawing on his lower lip.
“Go ahead”, you encourage him.
“Can I use yo' shower? I wanna be smellin' good down there.”
 “Of course, go ahead. You know where everything is?”
“Yeah, been takin' too many showers here”, he jokes, getting up from your lap to hurry to your bathroom, “I'll be back soon.”
“Take your time, babe.”
You decide to add a little bit of romance to the bedroom in the time he freshens up. You light the candles, careful not to knock them over again, and fluff up your sheets so they look inviting. Then you turn on Taehyung’s favourite artist and get onto bed, resting in a sexy pose for when he comes back. 
Taehyung does so after fifteen minutes and with a towel wrapped around his hips and his skin smelling like your rose shower gel. 
He stops, looking at you with widened eyes. 
“Hello there sexy, you’re back", you greet him, wiggling your brows.
“The room's lookin' so romantic”, he gasps, “babe, you look so hot”, he exclaims, climbing onto bed, “babe, you been doin’ so much”, he giggles.
“I thought I’d set the mood”, you explain, rolling onto your back as Taehyung climbs on top of you. He plops down on your crotch, hands resting on each side of your head. 
“You're spoilin' me, I’m so lucky”, he says with the biggest heart eyes.
“No, I'm lucky. You’re so sexy with your towel”, you say, tugging on it playfully. 
Taehyung draws closer, “wanna kiss you.”
“Do it.”
You fall back into the needy tongue kiss, continuing where you left off, except that Taehyung wears significantly less clothing and his fingers are kneading your tits. Your own are groping his thighs and butt, forcing the towel to unravel more and more. Taehyung doesn’t mind, moaning and mewling into your mouth as his body falls back into the pleasure. 
The shower made his cock go down again. Quite frankly, the act of cleaning out his butt and making sure he was squeaky clean back there felt too embarrassing to him to stay hard. He didn’t mind doing all this stuff, because you always do it for him when you’re doing butt stuff, but it was still foreign to him and therefore a little scary. Taehyung thought that it wasn’t that bad in the end and that he could imagine doing it again if he ends up liking the rimjob. 
He likes that you turn him on again. All it takes are your touches and kisses to get his cock hard again. 
He breaks the kiss, moaning your name and dragging his parted lips down your neck. Like this, his back arches naturally, finally giving you the opportunity to rip off his towel. It falls onto the floor and becomes forgotten. 
Taehyung moans, wiggling his hips. He sucks on your skin, eliciting sighs of his name. Your fingers grasp his buttocks, kneading and massaging them so eagerly that Taehyung feels the sensation on his rim. It is so peculiar to him, because you've groped him like this a hundred times before and yet this is the first time where he actively takes in on how this makes his ass feel. And it feels really good. Electric and just gentle enough that Taehyung craves more.
“I'm horny”, he confesses, chasing your touch. 
“You are?”
“Yeah”, he whispers. 
“Horny enough to hop on there?”
“Maybe? Don’t laugh if I move weird.”
“I would never”, you promise him.
“Yeah then, uhm”, Taehyung lifts his head, “wanna, uh, try?” 
“That sounds like a plan to me. Hop on there, cowboy”, you say, spanking his butt gently. 
Taehyung scrambles to his knees and begins to climbs on top of you, mumbling every step under his breath and laughing nervously throughout the whole process. He chooses the position you always choose when you ride his face. With his butt facing you and his head facing your toes. He places his hands on your thighs and looks over his shoulder.
“Don’t look there”, he whines when he realises that you are gazing at his ass.
Your eyes flit up, “why not?” you laugh fondly, “you’ve got a nice ass.”
“Yeah but”, he can’t find an excuse, “sorry, I’m weird ‘bout it.”
“It’s alright”, you give him a reassuring smile, “wanna scoot up a little and make it easier for me?”
“Uh yeah”, Taehyung follows hesitantly, widening his eyes nervously.
“There we go, so sexy”, you murmur under your breath, grabbing his buttocks to spread them.
“Shit, I can’t look”, he gets out, turning his head away and squeezing his eyes shut. It’s going to happen soon. Taehyung holds his breath in preparation. He can’t pull back now. It’s going to happen one way or the other. Fuck, his heart’s going to give up on him.
“So sexy, babe. You’re so sexy”, you rasp and stick your tongue out, dragging it over his rim.
“Woah”, he gasps, flinching away. Despite his attempts of not looking, he still ends up glancing over his shoulders, lips parted in shock and brows lifted.
That felt so warm and wet. Taehyung stills feels the effects it had on him.
Your eyes meet.
“How’s that? Was that really that bad?” you tease him a little, caressing his tense buttocks.
He shakes his head.
“Yeah? Wanna give me more?”
Taehyung shimmies back up and sticks his ass out, eyes glued to your face. Your eyes flutter closed and a second later Taehyung feels wet warmth drag itself over his rim. He widens his eyes, mouth falling open in shock. Another time. You use the flat of your tongue for it, grinding it against his hole.
“You gotta be shittin’ me”, he gets out and laughs shakily.
Your eyes open, pinning him down with just a look. He gulps, feeling the next lick so intensely that he has to moan. He moans again when you purr against him and flick your tongue over his rim. You lift him off of you and to Taehyung’s surprise, he is really sad that you did. It felt so good. Taehyung wants more of it. 
“Like it?” you ask him.
“Yeah”, he rasps, “can you do it again?” he asks shyly, moving his butt closer to you.
“Mhm babe”, you purr, pushing him back down onto your face.
Now encouraged by his words, you truly show him what you can do. There is no reason for you to hold back anymore. Taehyung’s into it and that means you want to show him what he missed. You keep his hips pinned down, using your entire head to grind your tongue against his hole and kneading his buttocks with hungry fingers.
“Fuck”, Taehyung presses out, rolling his head to the front and dropping it. He squeezes your thighs, arching his back instinctively. He moans, closing his eyes as his body falls into the pleasure. He has to give it to you. You once again, did it. Taehyung was so sceptical of the entire situation. How could a guy enjoy getting his hole licked? It sounded impossible to him. He is happy that he was wrong, because what you are doing feels really good. Your tongue is so warm and wet and soft, showing him just how sensitive his backside actually was. Oh, he is so happy that he was wrong.
“Don’t wanna stop”, he sighs, wiggling his hips which results in his hole grinding over your tongue even better. So he does it again, moaning your name as warm pleasure soaks his senses. He feels especially warm between his legs and his inner thighs. He can’t explain it. It starts on his hole and spreads down his thighs, threatening to go further and further. Taehyung wants it to happen, scrunching up his nose in bliss. “Don't wanna stop”, he confesses in a barely there whisper, “don’t stop….”
You slip off of him for some air, eyes running over his hole. It’s all wet from your spit, looking so pretty up close. All soft and relaxed. You have to squeeze your thighs together at the view. It’s a true shame that it took you so long to see it. You missed out on the sexiest view ever. 
“How’s it looking?” you check up on him, aching for another taste. You crave him with every fiber of your body.
“Want it again”, Taehyung sounds out of breath and needy, wiggling his hips in a silent plea for more.
“You’re so hot, Tae”, you rasp, pulling him back. You moan into him, licking and sucking his hole hungrily. He tastes so good. You seriously can’t get enough of him. You dreamt of this moment for so long. You always knew that Taehyung would be a natural at riding your face. After all, this man rides horses like no other. It would have been surprising if he wasn’t good at taking a little ride on your face. And he is. Oh he is. 
You moan happily, wrapping your arms around his waist. You need to be suffocated by him. He smells so good, tastes so goddamn heavenly.
“You’re crazy, fuck”, Taehyung groans, squeezing his thighs together as best as possible. He doesn’t want to suffocate you, scared that he is way too heavy, but you give him no other choice. You have him hostage and all he is supposed to do is take the pleasure you give him. Taehyung must admit, it was a pretty easy task to do.
You hum in agreement, wiggling your tongue into his hole. Just a little, but Taehyung still shudders in reaction, voice pitching in pleasure. Fuck, he sounds so sexy. You want him crumbling on your face. It’s all you need.
You slip your hand to his cock, wrapping your fingers around him to jerk it off quickly.
“Ah! ___!” Taehyung moans loudly, throwing his head back, thighs trembling like crazy and cock throbbing in your hand. He was so concentrated on how your tongue makes him feel that he completely forgot about his cock and now that you are tugging on it vigorously, he swears that he will actually pass out.
He scratches up your thighs, grabbing your hips instead. He can barely find any strength in his fingers, shaking as he tries to squeeze you.
“Ah! Ah god! Ah!” his voice is loud, leaving him instinctively. You’ve reduced his instincts down to shaking and moaning for you. There is nothing else his body could do right now. It feels so goddamn good to him.
Your grip around his cock tightens each time you reach his tip, sending jolts of pleasure through his veins each time that happens. And whenever you do, your tongue on his hole feels even more unbearable. You aren’t going deep, just a little past the tip, but that’s enough already for Taehyung to feel completely and utterly fucked. 
Fucked.
Taehyung gasps for air.
Fucked by tongue. 
Taehyung moans, clenching around you. 
“What are you doin' to me?” he somehow manages to produce, “oh god, what…you…doin' to me?”
You growl, spilling tears. He is so into this. You can’t believe your luck. This is the best day of your life. You want to treat him so fucking right.
You try to wiggle your tongue deeper, fucking it in and out of him with nods of your head. Your fingers glide over his cock quickly, spoiling him to the best pleasure in existence.
Taehyung is burning up, chasing the sensations with needy movements of his hips. You moan deliciously because of it, presenting your tongue to him so he could fuck himself on it. And he takes it gladly, riding your face as if he was made to do so all while his cock spills his desperation all over your fingers.
This is seriously the best day of your life. You spill more tears, moaning happily. This is the best day ever. The fucking best.
“I’m close”, he confesses, resorting to moaning loudly afterwards. He arches his back, slipping his hands up to your waist to squeeze you as best as his weak limbs allow him to. “Really…close…”
“Mhm Tae”, you growl, tightening your arm around his waist to push him down on you. It squishes your nose a little, but you don’t mind. He is burning up on your tongue, twitching and clenching all desperately and driving you insane in the process. You concentrate your touches on his tip, jerking it off with the fastest movements even if that means Taehyung has to writhe and whimper your name. 
Maybe you wanted this to happen. He is so sexy when he is writhing for you. All needy and desperate and running on nothing than the desperate desire to orgasm. He looks sexiest like this. With his skin all glowing in pleasure and the chains around his neck jingling each time he writhes. 
Taehyung tenses every muscle in his body, curling his toes. He hasn't felt so much heat between his legs before. He doesn’t know how to handle it. He has to let go. He  can’t take much more.
“I have to cum”, he croaks, “babe, I-I have to- ah, cum”, he breathes, dropping his head and tensing his stomach, “please. Please. Baby, please.”
You moan into him, twisting your hand in sync with your tongue wiggling into his hole again. Deep and quick. You want him completely ruined. 
“Oh god”, he gasps, “oh god, oh god, n-now ba-”, he can’t finish his sentence as his high knocks him out completely. He screams your name, throwing his head back as he gets swallowed by the flames. He covers your tummy and thighs in his cum, trying his hardest not to drop onto your face, but failing once it feels way too good to him.
“Sorry, oh sorry”, he gasps, shaking atop of you. “I, I can’t control..it! Ah!”
You growl into him, telling him that you don’t mind by pressing him even closer. You want him to give you everything. Every shake, tremble and twitch until he physically can’t give you more.
Six more strokes and then Taehyung gasps in overstimulation, dropping to his elbows involuntarily and slipping off your face that way.
“Oh god”, he chokes out, plopping down on you with his entire weight.
You pant for air, licking your lips to get all of his taste. So fucking tasty. Your hand slips from his cock, caressing his waist instead. He is shivering like crazy.
“Fuck Tae”, you croak, gulping heavily, “that was intense.”
“Mhgmh”, he lets out, hiding his face away in your thigh. He nuzzles you, whining loudly. You lift your head, glancing down at him.
“Are you okay?”
“No?” he turns his head, squishing his cheek against your thigh, “why'd you have to do that?” he whines with a pout.
“Do what?” you ask in a chuckle.
Taehyung rolls off you, dropping onto his back. He rubs his hands over his face, exhaling loudly.
“Make me cum so hard.”
You snicker, sitting up and climbing on top of his lap. You drag his hands away from his face, intertwining your fingers with him and pinning them next to his head.
“I told you that you’ll like it, didn’t I?”
“Yeah? But what the hell?”
You chuckle, leaning in to kiss the tip of his nose.
“So? What’s the bottom line here?”
“That I’m scared of what ya’ doin’ to me”, he murmurs, cracking you up. He laughs with you, wrapping his arms around you to hug you against his chest, “you were right. I loved it”, he says, nuzzling his nose into the side of your face, “never cum that hard before.”
“Yeah? I loved it too. You were so hot”, you tell him, enjoying his hug with a fluttering heart.
He purrs happily, snuggling into you.
“Did you cum too?” he asks, tracing your spine slowly.
“This was about you, it’s fine”, you dismiss him, but Taehyung shakes his head vigorously.
“I can’t accept that. My lady needs to cum too”, he says, sitting up even if it is hard. He picks you up for a second to throw you into the pillows.
“Not so fast”, you laugh, accepting your fate of getting your panties pulled down by him with the biggest heart eyes.
“Relax, babe. I'm gon' take care of you”, Taehyung says and parts your legs. Seconds later has disappeared between them, not to be seen again until you are five orgasms in and you have to tug him away from you by his hair.
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svtdarlingbby · 2 years ago
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Seventeen with a gym rat s/o
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Svt x gym rat s/o. aka with an s/o who loves the gym as much as these buff babes. also low-key an excuse to post seventeen gym selcas 🫣💪
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Seungcheol:
I think Cheol said somewhere that he prefers playing sports vs going to the gym
valid
but since he's with you and wants to spend more time with you he finds himself at the gym
he's pretty impressed by all your knowledge of various workout machines
wanted to impress you though so he suggested lifting weights
he's surprisingly able to lift a lot
but not as effortlessly at you
you found yourself gently correcting his form so he won't get hurt
tbh it was so endearing for Cheol
you babying him was so sweet
after weights you guys decided to have a friendly competition on the stair master
Cheol thought it would be easy, I mean it's just climbing stairs right?
WRONG
he was huffing and puffing meanwhile you were still climbing the infinite stairs effortlessly
it was at that point he considered you a fitness god and told himself that he'd always go to the gym with you
the next day he was soooo sore lol he couldn't get out of bed rip
you couldn't help but laugh
still tho you were nice and rewarded his efforts with some cuddles
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Jeonghan:
Jeonghan finds himself going to the gym occasionally but the gym def isn't a huge priority in his life
however since dating you he noticed how much you love going to the gym
so he figured he might as well try it out too
but omg
he's trying sooooo hard to focus on lifting AND THEN THERES YOU
looking hella hot in your gym clothes lifting weights effortlessly
is totally checking you out
and you def notice
"JEONGHAN! NO SLACKING YOU CAN LOOK AT ME ALL YOU WANT LATER BUT FOCUS ON LIFTING!"
ah right-
but he low-key uses this as an excuse to get your attention
"Y/N? is my form right?" he says as he purposely holds the weights weirdly
"Nope, you've gotta hold it like this" you say as you adjust his grasp and form
lol this menace found the perfect way to get you close to him
of course he still actually listens to you and works out
but occasionally he'll try to purposely mess up his form to get you to help if he's extra needy
doesn't care if he's sore the next day
will use this as an excuse to cuddle with you
until you use your muscles to break free of his grasp and haul his ass out of bed
this reminds him that maybe he should continue going to the gym
one day he'll have enough muscles to cuddle you all day
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Joshua:
I feel like Joshua goes to the gym more often then he makes it out to be
have you seen this guy's veiny arms??
he's gotta be lifting
he's super happy about having an s/o who also prioritizes the gym
arm day with you is always his fave
just seeing your strong muscles and physique lift the heavy weights just make his heart go crazy
like ughhh mommy/daddy
so he also wants to return the favor by impressing you
puts a lot of effort into lifting, making sure his form is just right
tbh you really do serve as motivation for him
he's been getting buffer since he started dating you
he has the cutest shyest smile when you compliment him
"Wow Josh, you've got arms of steel" you say as you squeeze his bicep
if he could he would melt right there
it means a lot coming from you since you're an expert with all things fitness
def reciprocates too
like you guys would just be chilling and he'd squeeze your arm
"Damn Y/N, you're armed and dangerous"
oh lord he's such a cheeseball
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Jun:
y'all did you see limbo? 👀
it's so obvious Jun has worked hard for that body
and it was so convenient that you came into his life at that point
just as he was incorporating the gym more into his routine is when you and him began to date
tbh it was so convenient and Jun really appreciates having you around
Jun doesn't know if his form is correct? don't worry he's got you to fix it
Jun needs someone to spot him when he's bench pressing? you're already there by his side
Jun is experiencing a plateau? you've already got suggestions of different new exercises to try
basically it's because of you and your support he's even more motivated to go to the gym!
also my man Jun also appreciates the view if you know what I'm saying
having you by his side makes him feel even more stronger and powerful
like "yes my s/o is a fitness buff and is helping ME while looking like a snack"
these are just his thoughts tho
in reality he's just snaking his toned arms around your just as toned form, smiling to himself
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Hoshi:
ohhh you know he's gonna make you his gym buddy
I meannnnnn have you seen this mans body???
boi loves to workout
will always spot you during arm day
is your biggest cheerleader when you move up in weights!!
"OMG Y/N YOU LIFTED THAT MUCH???!! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!"
will literally hug you all sweaty in the middle of the gym lol its a little embarrassing but sooo endearing
also
the fact that you love to work out? you're prob building quite the muscles
Soonyoung isn't shy when it comes to wanting to feel your toned arms
"Whoaaaa since when did you become so buff?" he says infatuated with your arms lol
of course you feel flustered cuz this man does this even in public!!
but low-key his reactions are your motivation to keep up your progress
also he lovesss to take gym selfies
you think his gym selfies are hot? they get even better with you right next to him flexing your hard work
he feels so luckyy
overall he loves that he gets to work out at the gym with a hottie like you
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Wonwoo:
I feel like Wonwoo is a subtle guy when it comes to the gym
like yeah it's so obvious he goes to the gym but the gym isn't a huge facet of his life
when he realizes that its quite the opposite for you, he sees this as an opportunity to make more of an effort to make the gym routine
tbh he's amazed at how locked in you are with a routine at the gym
so for the first few days he kinda just copies you lol
he does the same exercises and kinda lets you be
its comfortable silence really
you guys both have your earbuds in doing your own thing while being near each other
of course he'll steal a few glances at you
but he always says its to match your form lolll sure
in private though he's always teasing you in a good way about your muscles
like he'll just randomly approach you, squeeze your muscular bicep, and say something like "close the gyms" in a really deadpan voice
it's soooo cheesy lmaooo but that line never fails to make you feel flustered hehe
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Woozi:
have you seen Jihoon lately?
this mans getting b u f f
and having an s/o who's a gym rat like him?
goals
whenever you're getting ready to go to the gym Jihoon always wants to tag along
"Don't you have to produce a song tonight?"
"Nah I can squeeze in a gym session"
he's mainly going because you're going lol
he's def impressed with how fit you are, knowing all the machines and having effortless form
he's like damn I wanna be like that too
ALWAYS brags about this fact to the boys when he works out with them
"What kinda machine is that?" asked one of the guys
"That's a hip abductor, Y/N is a master of that"
also whenever you two are at the gym together
he feels so much more motivated
will def wanna do exercises that involve the both of you
is always down to hold down your feet during sit ups
cardio day you guys are on treadmills side by side
Jihoon won't admit this but when you guys are taking it easy a walking on the treadmills he treats it as if you guys were on a peaceful stroll together
he also won't admit he turns into a blushing puddle whenever you notice his progress
"Dang Jihoon, you're looking buff today" you say as you squeeze his toned biceps
that's it. brb Jihoon is gonna go to the gym to keep up the progress
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DK:
I know this man is gonna be obsessed with the fact that you love the gym
he def will use the gym as an opportunity to spend time with you
while also getting buff himself
Seokmin is a total goofball
I can see him asking you for "motivation" during pushups
aka him asking you to lie under him for a kiss for each successful push up
like just look at him in that pic god damn
I meannnn lets just say you both benefited from that
he's also your biggest cheerleader
like when you're lifting weights omg he got the whole gym staring at you with his cheering
"YEAHHHH YOU GOT THIS Y/N!!! WHO'S THE STRONGEST BABE HERE? YOU!!!"
"ohmygodseokminpls"
after you lift the weights he's still gonna be a goofball about it
"now lift me pls" he says holding out his arms to you
you can only roll your eyes but lift him up nonetheless
he's giggling like an idiot and you can only roll your eyes
low-key motivates you to get stronger and vice versa
he wants to pick you up too hehe
he really does make gym sessions so much more enjoyable aww
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Mingyu:
man Mingyu really does work out for that hot bod of his
while he love to play sports he also finds himself working out often too
when you came into his life though he thought having you around would motivate him more to go to the gym
because you were already sporting quite the hot body yourself
while you were typically very focused at the gym, once Mingyu came along that changed
of course you always thought Mingyu was hot, but when he's working out
oh my
you feel your face somehow get even hotter despite being all sweaty from working out when you see Mingyu doing all this
WHY IS HE CAKED UP LMAOOOO
while you're over here flustered over him Mingyu gets kinda cocky lol
like when he's spotting you while you're lifting
"Whoa there Y/N, I know I'm making your heart race but you gotta take it easy" he says as he fixes your form
mannn does he make working out hard
or when you're stretching he'll purposely flaunt stretch his arms while you glare as you're trying to hold your stretch
he'll also flex and try to lift the heaviest weights ever to get your attention
thankfully his antics catch up to him as he's superrr sore the next day
but he'd happily use this as a reason for you to take the lead if you know what I mean ;)
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Minghao:
Minghao has become quite the fitness buff within the past few years
I mean look at those guns!!
I remember Minghao once said that it is super hard for him to gain muscle and look at him now ughhh
and seeing you succeed with your fitness goals makes Minghao even more proud
going to the gym is like breathing for you guys
you two always go to the gym together
and since you're with Minghao, every occasion has to be a fashion statement
you two are always wearing the coolest, trendiest, gym clothes that still manage to be uniquely your styles
it makes Minghao's heart flutter every time he seeing you wearing the gym shoes he bought you
especially when you're wearing one of his old gym shirts omg this man can barely even focus on working out LMAO and he's like the biggest gym rat out of all these dudes
gym selfies are a priority
his fav ones being the ones where both of you are goofily flexing your muscles
he's always so impressed by how much you can lift too
is soooooo flustered when you lift him up in the middle of the gym
but he secretly loves it so much awww like on the inside he's giggling and kicking his feet in the air haha
but as unserious as you guys act
once it comes to working out, you guys are fitness gods
you two are so focused when you're in the zone lifting or running on the treadmill
it's impressive really
and Minghao is so thankful that you're here to make the gym more fun
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Seungkwan:
Seungkwan has found himself going to the gym more often since you came into his life
you would think it's because he wants to live a healthy lifestyle
no
it's because you two are so damn competitive
ever since you told him how many minutes it took for you to run a mile on the elliptical Boo was impressed but decided to challenge you
"Oh yeah? That's pretty impressive, but I can easily do that in less time"
"Oh really?"
"Bet"
so you guys go to the gym
and for you the elliptical is nothing
you look over and see Seungkwan starting to break a sweat in the first five minutes
"Getting tired Boo?"
"Stay in your lane"
god he was so sassy lol
but beating each other in a friendly competition was how you two rolled
of course you ended up winning while Seungkwan was a huffing puffing mess, all red
"Ok I admit it Y/N, you are a fitness god"
that compliment fueled your ego lol but you weren't mean about it
"Here's the prize for second place" you said before you kissed him
"Maybe losing isn't so bad after all" he laughed and hugged you, not minding either of you being sweaty
"Haha loser, let's play some badminton?" you ask
"Always! Now we'll see whose the loser" he smirks
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Vernon:
okay first of all why is he wearing denim on denim TO THE GYM??
ANYWAYS kinda like Jeonghan I don't see Vernon prioritizing the gym all that much
but once he starts dating you, he notices that the gym ends up taking a lot of your time
so he's like "heck why not go with Y/N to the gym?"
is ill prepared as you can see in the pic
"Hansol. WHY are you not in your gym clothes?"
"Hm? Oh. Right. Let me snap a pic of my fit before I change"
*facepalm*
once he's changed he's ready to go!
feels kinda lost tho with all the machines
you're about to start lifting when you see Vernon looking confused as he's trying to distinguish a dumbbell from a kettlebell
you think its kinda cute watching his eyes go back and forth between the different types of weights
but you also don't wanna patronize him or anything
"Hansol, why don't you start with a dumbbell?" you say handing an appropriately weighted dumbbell to him
at this point you kind of become like his personal trainer
at first he was just watching you to see what you did with your dumbbell and tried to do the same
once you began to guide him you could tell he was a lot more secure
and he really did look like he was enjoying the workout!
tbh the gym really strengthens your bond this way
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Dino:
our boy Lee Chan is obsessed with the gym
I mean look at that body ughhhh 😮‍💨
so when he starts dating you the gym becomes practically your second homes
he's hella impressed with your strength for sure
"Whoa Y/N, how are you able to lift that much?"
he's also kinda cheeky when it comes to stealing glances at you working out
it's leg day and you're doing squats? 👀
he's super subtle about it tho cause he actually takes the gym seriously *ahem Jeonghan*
he also def tries to show off for you
when he's doing arm curls he'll def put extra effort in flexing his biceps when he sees you watching
will also act like the heaviest weights are nothing for him
pays for his cockiness the next day in the form of soreness
this becomes the perfect opportunity for you to cuddle with his muscular self
maybe the gym can wait a few more minutes hehe
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deli-writes-fanfics · 11 months ago
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Eric Carr x Fem Reader oneshot
This is filth! 18+ MINORS BE GONE. DO NOT INTERACT. AGE IN BIO OR YOU'LL BE BLOCKED
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This is pure smut. I tried my best! Not proofread though bc I'm hella tired. Long one-shot.
Please give me feedback. 18+ MDNI
Please interact! I'm trying to get more people to know of this account lol.
Feedback encouraged! Comment or dm. Idm. I'd like to know how I did.
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This was bad. So extraordinarily bad. Oh god if you got caught. You'd be ruined. Though that thought was was gone quicker than it had arrived as you felt Eric's mouth on your neck, you were cramped in the back of your car, you hadn't planned on this. You were just there to get an interview. A simple interview. That was it. Not with Mr big shot above you.
"You're gorgeous, you know that? Wow." his voice smooth, as he pulled at your blouse, pulling it past your shoulder to place a simple kiss there.
"We really shouldn't be...uh. E-Eric...what if we get caught?" You couldn't help but stare up at him with worried eyes.
"Makes it more fun, doesn't it? C'mon! It'll be fine! I'll cover for you" he hushed you, sitting up the best he could in the small space to start to unbutton your blouse. Your chest heaving, you watched his eyes, scanning over your breasts. It was like you were his prey.
"Fuck...so pretty" he mumbled as his large hands undone the last button and ran up from your waist to your breasts, his thumbs rubbing over your nipples through the fabric before he pulled off your shirt. Suddenly you were feeling rather vulnerable. His fingers traced the pretty lace, it sent chills through you.
"Wanna take it off for me baby?" He asked as his fingers slid under your back. You bit your lip, a little anxiety still bubbling in your chest but with his prompt, you arched your back and you felt Eric unclip it easily.
You watched as he flung the bra to the side, he was eating up the sight of your exposed chest. His lips soon met the space between your breasts, kissing ever so gently which contrasted his grip on your waist, keeping you in place as he moved to kiss each breast all the while whispering how perfect you were. His knee rested between your legs and as he moved up your body, he pressed further and further into you. A muffled whine accidentally escaped which caught Eric's attention.
"That was cute. I wanna hear more of that. I wanna hear all your sounds" You listened as he purred, and watched as he smirked, feeling his hand move lower, undoing your jeans and moving them low enough to slip his hand in.
"Eric-! This is embarrassing..." You breathed out and yet the feeling of his fingers rubbing gentle circles into your clit was already driving you insane.
"It's not. Don't worry. I doubt anyone will catch us. Let's just have some fun hmm?" He consoled which you knew was a lie. This was after a concert and an interview. There would be staff and sneaky fans about. His lips brushed past yours, taking your lower lip between his teeth, tugging before capturing them with a kiss, his tongue sliding in and exploring, you only pulled away with quickened breaths when you felt your jeans being pulled off, one leg completely free at least. You peeked down at Eric to see him admiring you, moving your legs further apart which made your face all hot.
"God you really are perfect huh...fuck I need you. Now." Eric said all before you watch him hurriedly unbutton his jeans and pull out his very generous cock. The sheer sight of it made you doubt you could accommodate such a monstrosity. You stared at it in complete shock but that changed when your want came into mind. You sat up and crawled into the space between Eric's legs. Taking it in your hand which barely covered him. You couldn't help but lick your lips before swallowing. You felt Eric's hand in your hair but not an ounce of pressure.
You slowly take just his tip in your mouth, your tongue flicking over the slit to catch the pretty pearl of precum before you moved off briefly to swallow. You lowered your head to lick a stripe up the length of his cock. You could hear his shaky breaths and how he gasped at your touches, a deep groan erupting from Eric as you took him back into your mouth, swirling your tongue a bit, you felt his hand grip your hair tightly but as you glanced up you could tell he was holding back in more ways than one.
"I don't think I can hold back anymore sweetheart..." He whispers as he bites back a moan, all eyes on you now as he lifts you off him, cupping your face, and wiping your mouth with his thumb. His face was flushed, as was yours. He pulled you into his arms and moved you into a sitting position, you on his lap while he was leaned back to give you both as much room as possible.
Oh no. Now people would have a clear view of your naked body from all angles. "Eric-! People will see me!" You whine, covering yourself with your arms the best you could, eyebrows knitted together.
You heard a chuckle slip from Eric's lips, he pulled you into his chest, one hand resting on your lower back and the other guiding your leg up, bent and out of the way before he aligned his cock up and helped you take him in his entirety. The feeling of his cock sliding into your dripping cunt was ungodly, it was taking everything in you to stay relaxed, the burning sensation of his thick cock stretching you was uncomfortable but god did he also feel so good.
After watching Eric play and then spending an hour in an interview, watching him pull at his jeans while he sat. Watching him get comfortable. Watching the way he watched you. You could barely sit still, you were bearly with it throughout the interview. You were imagining all the things you wanted this man to do to you.
And now here you were. Eric's cock was deep inside of you, your head resting on his shoulder as you both breathed heavily at the feel of each other. Sticky skin on skin, hair entangled together
"Fuck sweetheart you're so tight around me. I ain't gunna be able to move if you keep this up" Eric's weak voice admitted.
You tried to relax, tried to move, rocking your hips. You leaned up to kiss Eric, needing a distraction from the illegally large weapon that was taking refuge in your pussy prison.
You kept your pace slow until Eric took control, his hands on your hips, thrusting you down quicker and rougher, you could feel every inch of him as he hit your sweet spot repeatedly. The sounds that filled the car were disgusting, skin on skin. Eric's groans, your moans and the sound of your drenched pussy.
"Eric- s-slow down. It's too much" You whined as he pounded into you. You were curled up in his chest.
"I'm sorry but you just feel so damn good" He rasped as his thumb rubbed comfortingly over your thigh before his hand glided up your back, feeling his nails dragging a little before he cupped the back of your head, locking lips roughly with you, yet still trying to be gentle in his desperation. You kept your slow pace, clutching to Eric's shoulders, feeling dizzy with all the pleasure. You hadn't felt this good in a very long time.
You both were moaning into the kiss, hungrily fighting for dominance, you caved easily though which was aided when Eric thrusted deep into you. It had your thighs trembling, and your breasts bouncing which quickly prompted him to take them in his hands, ever so gently pinching your nipples which had your breath hitching and stuttering as you tried to keep up with his almost erratic pace. The rhythm you had both found was starting to falter as you neared your climaxes. You could feel the tight coil pulling.
"I'm close- Eric...please-" You begged, eyebrows knitted together and your forehead pressed against Eric's, occasionally catching each other's lips before you felt Eric's teeth graze your neck, slowing his pace purposefully, fuck he was teasing so badly. You tilted your head to give him better access to your neck as he sucked a lovebite into your neck, and another and one more as he slowly. Agonisingly. Pulled out of you almost completely while lifting you before forcing you down on his cock.
"Eric please-" You whined. Begged. Pleaded.
"Alright, baby. Do you want some help? Hmm?" He almost growled as his pace kept up. Guiding you on his cock, one hand moving to rub gentle circles on your clothes once more. You could hear how he held back a bit on his noises as you clenched around him. Suddenly being so exposed didn't matter as you rocked in rhythm, grasping at any part of Eric you could. Your moans. Your cries. You didn't keep quiet. You didn't even think to, you were so lost in the moment. You felt the snap and the rippling of your orgasm which was spurred on by Eric's, you could feel as he pulsed inside of you. You heard him groan a slow, drawn-out "fuck".
"Eric, Eric Eric...fuck-" you stuttered and trembled in his lap, you could feel your wetness gushing as Eric helped you ride out both your climaxes. He muffled your words in a kiss, both moaning as you slowly came down from your high, dazed as you sat in his lap, shaky ans breathless.
"You did so well, sweetheart...round two?" You gasped a little at his words and slapped him on the chest playfully.
"Shut up..." You mumbled before taking a glance at your watch. "Fuck I have to go-!" You suddenly exclaimed. Clambering off Eric and trying to gather your clothes. You were putting on your panties when you heard the sound of a camera. Your eyes met Eric's mischievous ones.
"Tell you didn't just take a picture of me naked!" You blurted out as you stare him down.
"Just for my personal collection. No one will see" He tried to speak.
"I have a career! That picture could ruin it!" You state.
"I swear on my life no one will see. Can see your face in it. Don't worry."
You groaned as you got dressed. Eric following your actions. You gathered your things.
"Hurry up and get out. I need to get going and the rest if the guys will wonder where you are."
"Alright, alright. Im goin'" you heard him laugh. You both got out of your car on opposite sides of the back, standing only to be met with Genes eyes. "Have fun?" The look on Genes face made you want to die.
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lizzieislife94x · 1 year ago
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Long Distance (e.o)
Requested ❤️
Lizzie x Fem Reader
GirlxGirl 
Y/ns POV:
I wash up my plate as I watch my phone like an excited child its 6:30pm meaning my girlfriend will be calling any minute its 10pm where she is at the moment on location, I dry my dish as I wait for the call after 5 minutes my phone rings with the facetime call. 
Me: babyyy I've missed you so much.
Lizzie: I've missed you too, how was your day today baby. 
Me: it was great work was chill I hung out with one of my new co workers Jane she's awesome.
I say with a smile as I look at lizzie her smile doesn't seem proper maybe I'm over thinking 
Lizzie: that's good did you eat.
Me: yeah I just had dinner just finished 15 minutes ago, how is work going liz.
Lizzie: ugh good yeah just really tired I wish I was with you though. 
Me: yeah me too me too.
After an hour on the phone we hang up and I have a huge smile on my face lizzie said she's coming to visit next week she has 2 weeks off and I couldn't be more excited about it I decided to go for a shower then bed and fall asleep with a huge smile on my face.
 4 days later:
"So you have any plans for this weekend y/n" I look up from my food and smile sweetly "actually I don't do you wanna do something" I ask Jane as she grins "yessss lets go dancing and let loose" she says excitedly as I giggle "ok so tomorrow night I'll meet you at the club?" I say and nods "yes definitely " we continue to eat our lunch as my phone rings I look and notice lizzies name causing me to smile "Jane ill be right back I have to take this my girlfriend is calling" I stand up and walk away to answer.
Me: Hey baby is everything ok 
Lizzie: yeah I just missed your voice babygirl how is work. 
Me: yeah we're on lunch just now I'm going to the club tomorrow night with JaneAll I hear is silence for bit
Me: lizzie are you there liz baby
Lizzie: yeah sorry I'm here thats great as long as you have fun princess 
Me: oh you no I will but hey I can't wait to see you on Monday I'm counting down the hours
Lizzie: me to princess I can't wait to just chill with you go out and most importantly have you in my arms. 
Me: oh god me to baby I can't wait shit hey baby I gotta go I gotta get back to work ill text you later have fun filming. 
With that I quickly hang up and rush back up to the office and get back towork after a few hours it's home time I quickly head home and throw myself on the couch oh jeez its been a long day I decided to just have grilled cheese for dinner I can't be bothered cooking once I eat I head up to my room and throw myself onto the bed and open tik tok must have fell asleep though because I'm being woke up to the sound of my alarm I roll over and groan getting up to shower and brush my teeth I get dressed for work and head to my car. 
Me: Good morning baby I hope you have a great day still counting the hours down till your here but I'm heading to work so I'll text you again later
I put my phone down and drive to work as I pull up my phone beeps causing me to smile when I see her name on my phone 
 Lizzie♥️: Good morning princess I hope you have a great day at work and don't get to drunk tonight ill text you later beautiful 
I smile and walk into the building to get my work done at lunch Jane comes running over to me "dude you still on for tonight" she says excited "yeah of course haha I'm looking forward to it ill meet you at the club at 8" she jumps up and down a little making me laugh.
after a long day its finally time to head home I need to go and pick an outfit. 
2 hours later: 
I finish putting the last touches to my make up and admire myself in the mirror I do look pretty hot if I do say so myself I went with tight black dress and black heels decided light make up and curly hair I grab my phone and take a full body picture and decide to send it to lizzie. 
Me:*1 image attached* baby do I look ok
Not even a minute later my phone dings
Lizzie: Wow wow wow you look fucking sexy baby not gonna lie I'm hella jealous right now if anyone looks at you a little to long punch them in the face for me babygirl😳
I giggle at her text blushing slightly
Me: Baby no one's going to look at me and even if they did let them I have the best girlfriend in the world I don't need nor want anyone else but you your eyes and your staring are the only ones that matter to me 
I spray some perfume and head out getting into my car and driving towards the club after 20 minutes I arrive right on time I park up and head to the front of club and see Jane "wow you look amazing" she says as we hug and head inside. 
4 hours later:
"Oh my gosh that was so fun I yell to Jane" she nods and agrees we head outside and I call an uber "I haven't been out in a while and I had so much fun thank you Jane" she looks at me and smiles "same thanks for coming with me" we part ways heading into our own ubers after 20 minutes and a stop to Mcdonalds I'm home I decided to drunken facetime my girlfriend while I munched my Mcdonalds we spend roughly 2 hours on facetime before I passed out 
 Time skip to Monday
Work was boring today maybe its because lizzie gets here in the next hour and I'm counting down I get to finish in 10 minutes so I can pick her up once I finish I practically run to my car and head towards the airport my excitement rushing through my veins after 15 minutes I arrived at the airport I get out and stand against my car patiently waiting after a few minutes I spot her walking towards me with a huge smile I jump up and down and run towards her screaming with excitement as I jump into her arms she catches me and we both squeal in joy holding eachother tight "I missed you so fucking much" i mumble into her neck as she holds me tighter "I missed you to princess" we stood holding eachother for 10 minutes before I took her bag and put it in the trunk then opened her door for her "thank you baby" she smiles fuck I've missed her smile so much Irun to my side and start to drive to my house her hand automatically rests on my thigh making my thoughts run wild I haven't seen her in 6 months so its been 6 months of no action I pull into my drive and get out running round to open her door "there you go baby" she giggles and smiles as we walk inside she plops down on the couch and I follow instantly cuddling upto her "fuck I've missed you" I mumble but loud enough for her to hear"I've missed you too beautiful" she says as she plays with my hair I Bury my face in her chest and bask in the feeling of being in her arms and her playing with my hair I let out a content sigh this is perfect.
AN: ok this is gonna be a 2 parter I didn't think it would be this long but this part is basically just leading up to them being together again part 2 will have the action if it sucks I'm sorry lmao hope your all good and stay hydrated people I feel like I've not wrote in months
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thatdeadaquarius · 2 years ago
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HELLO IT IS I AGAIN (Razor's mom /real)
So you know those imposters aus where characters chase the reader for being an 'impersonator'?
What if... It's a continuation from my ask (where we meet Razor first before everyone), and Razor is just confused at the patrolling knights near Wolvendom constantly asking him if he have saw 'the impostor'
Tbh he just shakes his head. Who tf is the impostor????? Wtf is an impostor???????
Many question marks later..
He had encountered an epiphany (not really it's just the Springvale ppl talking about someone copying the creator's looks).
The 'Impostor' they have been searching is you.
But you're not an impostor! Razor knows it! Andrius knows it! And with how the nature and the monster responded to you, Teyvat knows it too!
So like the good son he is, he sheltered you even more severely.
Ur not allowed to go out of his sights at this point (he'll still take you to places with many lampgrasses if you still wanna make a crown w it)
And my imagination ends there, do you think there's something else he'd do?
Ty for answering my last request btw, ur the best and I hope you get your favorite characters w one 10 pull and your desired artifacts w the best stats <3
Much love and sweets
-Razor's mom
RAZOR'S MOM!! HELLO aw im so glad u liked it :)
Srry about the late reply! 💜💜💜
Ok, so I think this is a good time to point to my shiny
Writing Requests/About Me Post I have pinned on my 👉 blog!!👈💅 taaa daaaa :) i did it guys here ya go
Yall have been GREAT so far abt keeping the requests chill and fun, and i dont have that many "Donts" that arent obvious (homophobia, transphobia, ableism,etc)
Dont worry Razor Mom, i just wanted to use this as a way to talk about this!! /nm /gen
About Imposter AU, there are plenty of other blogs/posts that write for that or posts under SAGAU tag! :)
I said wayyy earlier on in some of my first asks, but basically I really want to lighten up the Genshin SAGAU / Isekai tag and branch out from all these darker Imposter AUs :)
And also add more world-building posts or AUs <3
(language brainrot for example)!!
TL;DR: I am not accepting hunting down/yandere/cult au/imposter au Genshin Sagau, only a funny or chill version of it.
Please check my writing rules post :)
Example: u look like Creator, but everybody's like, "oh lucky them wow rlly blessed, have a free drink, etc.
OR omfg where r they?? They descended to Teyvat oh fuck we lost our god-"
Heres the Razor post !!!
If u wanna check it out :]
Cracks knuckles, Saddle up Baby, bc its time for my version of the Imposter AU 🤭😋😈
(and sorry for answering super late/possible scare Razor mom anon!! :'/ )
So it begins rlly small right?
Like, Razor does not know the new knight patroling Wolvendom's borders
,, weird but ok, he thinks basically
And then when it was time to visit some domains a little closer to Springvale for grinding
(Or rlly just to get some of their tiny restaurants homemade food yumm)
He notices more Favonius knights lurking around than usual
Or at least widening their patrols
And hes like wtf?
Ur like, huh.
I'll ask Springvale ppl wtf goin on
The locals respond that the search for the Great Creator has begun.
...
...you and Razor: 👁👄👁 w h o m s t ❔️
Upon further questioning
(which was apparantly weird that yall didnt know, but eh, u just used the whole "feral wolf child with feral blacksmith parent living in woods ignorance" excuse)
Admittedly yall, quite literally, live under a rock lmao
They explain theres a whole ass prophecy
Abt how the Great Architect would succumb to a long slumber somewhere else in the vast universe after making the planet.
And when the time is right, they will reconnect to Teyvat, and awaken, and descend in a mortal form
(like the archons)
..but the kicker is nobody knows wtf they look like bc:
1. All that lore is hella crumbly and old, and very hard to translate
2. Mortal forms sometimes look different than god forms, so even if they did know some defining features of the Creator, that wasnt guaranteed to be them...
(i.e. they will have brown eyes, well. Thats a fuckton of ppl with brown eyes innit? 💀)
So thru certain signs, that this mysterious prophecy wooooo
Said would happen, the nations of Teyvat and their many supernatural inhabitants are aware the ultimate god has descended
(The crops flourished? Animals got more wily, many of the sick ppl got better for no reason, the Irminsul started regrowing/filling out its base- like how it looked like a lightning struck tree rn 💀)
So every country are now trying to find them to be the first to welcome them home
Needless to say its lowkey a competition
Meanwhile you and Razor are just:
... (゜▽゜;)
"Haha yeah cool..."
(Andrius already told u what u r to Teyvat and explained to Razor)
Ur both immediately slapping a cloak on u and keeping the hood up all the time
Yall dont wanna be seperated :(
Ur both paranoid for diff reasons,
Razor's just scared his Lupical is going to be taken from him again bc there r better, more refined humans wanting to be ur Lupical ;-;
And ur like-
Omfg that sounds like sm work 💀
While its nice to daydream abt what itd be like to be famous, realistically,
U could not handle that shit.
People crowding you all the time?
U cant just look busted anywhere u go, like a midnight snack run
Ppl would also expect u be,
Responsible??
To act like a competent ruler maybe???
Hell no.
U just wanted to play a pretty gacha game and spoil ur skrunklies
(At least, if they do wanna call u that, they dont make u do anything political 💀 but u doubt it)
Needless to say, Razor is glued to ur side everywhere u go.
A domain a half mile away? Oh he'll come with dw
Ur gonna go stop by that food merchant further up the road for ingredients? Cool he'll sniff the best ones!
Ur going to see Andrius??
Oh he needed to see him too-
😭😭🥺🥺 poor babe
Surprisingly enough,
Or maybe not his house is right tf there
Diluc is the first person to actually recognize you.
Razor had been subtly steering u away from Mondstadt for 3 weeks now, ever since yall talked to the Springvale locals
An u cant say u didnt notice, but u werent rlly stopping him
You wanted to be like Venti, chillin among the ppl regardless of ur powers, not the Raiden Shogun :/
And maybe shock some ppl who dont know ur a god like him too lol
Diluc had been looking around the lesser patroled areas of Mondstadt to search for the Architect
He didn't even need those incompetent knights to tell him their god had finally descended
He already saw the signs long before Mondstadt
Bc youve been in Wolvendom, the area has flourished over time, more fish in the water, more game to hunt and bigger, crows making circles in the sky despite there being no corpse
And one of the closest places to you,
Is the Dawn Winery.
Diluc's security against Venti began to hold up better, the staff didn't have to clean as much things like dirt or weather damage to the manor,
His hawk had never been faster delivering his letters, he almost thought the little guy had been drugged with something
He patroled Stormterror's Lair, and deep in the woods surrounding the manor that the knights hadn't bother to go into
Afterall, he figured you'd never had a mortal form before, so u were unlikely to fend for urself for very long in the woods lol
so he wanted to find u quick (aww softy :')
He even made a trip out to the Thousand Wind Temple and Dragonspine (he did report that one to the knights, he didn't want Amber, Bennett, or Creator-forbid Klee, being the few pyro users to have to explore it)
Finally, after doing the further away locations, siginificant in history and rich with leftover magic
Diluc figured that's where you might land first, so he saved Wolvendom for last
It would at least let him check on that wolf kid and maybe get to talk to him long enough to ask him if he's seen anything unusual.
The lord of Dawn Winery manor heads into the Wolvendom woods, just as sunset colors the trees...
It was a Friday evening, the sun was setting, the weather was pleasant and it was time for all of the Lupical to come together and eat a big feast!! :)
About once a month, Andrius will come out for a few nights and dine with all of yall
Hes an old wolf give him a break, he takes long naps
So u cook lots of Mondstadt favorites to eat on and a few Liyue dishes too
Razor, ur favorite helper, has helped u finish the last dish and is now romping around with the puppies bless <3
U guys have dragged ur coffee table dining table setup out to sit and eat at
Andrius lets out a not too loud, not too quiet howl, and as the wolves, Razor and you lmao join in
Yall dig in, bones flying everywhere, spagetti noodles flingling around, it would put toddlers to shame lol
Diluc hears a howl that is too... big to be a regular wolf.
It filled the air of Wolvendom like no howl before it, as he used the glowing lampgrass to help light the path deeper
He sneaks past a hilichurl camp or two, all fast asleep
He scans the woods, and figures he'll search the woods besides the path after he gets to that old stone carved pit-
Food?
Diluc sniffs the air, and squints deeper into the forest
The black branches shade the way ahead, but just barely... he can see the flicker of orange and blue light?
He summons his claymore, bracing it on his shoulder, and creeps into the treeline to better hide him
You swear to god (dammit swear to.. you??) someone is watching you.
You look around the piles of fluffy doggos, happy and stuffed full they r slowly forming puppy piles
Andrius is finishing his meat platter, also sitting on all four legs on the ground
Razor is splayed on his back beside you, eyes closed, his feet sticking out the other side of the table, u chuckle at him
But not a single Lupical seems to be looking at you.
Gulping down your last few bites, you scan the treeline
U refuse to be that bitch in a horror movie where their gut says smth is off and they brush it off or barely look at their surroundings
Turning around to the treeline behind you, u see something... red fur?
U sit up some more, peering over the bushes at the bottom of the trees
You meet a pair of warm brown eyes, widened like they're just as shocked to see you
As u notice his familiar red high ponytail (but also not?? Its weird going from 2D to 3D and still recognizing bitches)
U peer down at his chest, as he carefully stands out of the foliage-
That familiar star shaped button that u can press for the character menu screen, the same thats on Razor, on Benny, on Fischl, on Lisa-
Hovers over Diluc's chest.
Diluc is in the bush, observing the human(???) stranger (he really doesnt want to attract the attention of that.. giant spirit wolf thing)
The figure sitting at a ... table?? (He can barely process all these absurdities at once, hes only got so much brain space)
Has sensed his presence, and as he grips his claymore, ready to demand answers,
Razor startles, and jumps up, smelling the pyro user, he summons his weapon-
The figure locks eyes with him, and all he sees is gold.
Diluc drops his claymore.
Have a cliffhanger bc idk 🤷‍♂️ Also srry it wasnt exactly Mondstadt finding u, and it somehow turned into a whole scenario?? Idk man
🤧 welp i hope that was decent Razor mom! Tysm for ur sweet feedback abt our beloved son 🙏💜🐺
Feel free to always talk again, thru comments, asks whatever!! :D
Cheers,
💀♒️
(guys im so stupid i coud've been signing off with this simple emoji combo the whole time,, 😭i didnt actually think abt emojifying my name, just making it look pretty with some of my fav emojis... 😔)
If anyone reads this u should let me know which one is better lol
💀♒️
OR
🌒🌧🌊Aquarius♒️🌌🌘
OR like a combo???
♡my beloved♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist
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safesthaveninexistence · 1 year ago
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mira-likes · 5 months ago
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Anyway, thoughts now that I’ve finished the season
- really wondering why the emperor chose to reveal the fact that Fan Xian is his son, and do it at this specific time. What does he gain by it? (The novel spoilers could probably tell me, but I’m avoiding all of those.)
- I needed to see everyone’s reactions to the parentage reveal and there were hardly any from the imperial family!! Except from the Princess Royal, whose reaction I cared about a lot less than the Second Prince’s! But he didn’t get to have a proper reaction of his own because his feelings took a backseat to hers. But he had to have so many feelings!!! You can’t tell me that this little gremlin who’s been obsessed with Fan Xian didn’t feel a lot of emotions upon finding out that they’re brothers!
- though I guess for him murder (attempted) is an emotion
- the Crown Prince got even less of a reaction—we see him after the fact. But what did he think!!! I know what he told his mom in that chilling conversation, but what does he actually feel!!
- also the Crown Prince never resembled his father more than during that convo with his mom. My god. She’s telling him her traumatic backstory and his reaction to this is like, wow, yeah this is hella difficult for me politically. I think it’ll be fine though if you beg an apology from the guy you just said you wanted super dead. Oh, was I insensitive? Sorry. Here are some tears. (He’s looking forward to the time when he won’t have to pretend to cry or care anymore.)
- even the First Prince’s reaction would be interesting. This troublesome kid he met is his brother. Does he even care? Then again, he seems to have checked out of the family entirely, minus his affection for the Third Prince. But he looks at the Second Prince and the Crown Prince like he’s internally dreaming about being as far away from them as possible at all times. He’s so “not my zoo, not my monkeys” with them, he doesn’t even care when Fan Xian maybe poisons the Second Prince. What’s another brother to this, especially one embroiled to the neck in political struggles? Maybe he views Fan Xian, the Second Prince and the Crown Prince as enrichment in each other’s enclosure
- the Third Prince so doesn’t get what’s happening, I’m not sure he even actually understands that Fan Xian is his brother. I think he has long been schooled by the First Prince to keep away from all political struggles, and also that knowing as little as possible is a great virtue. But now he’s a duckling who’s following Fan Xian, who’s likely to instil different if also useful lessons
- also Fan Xian may say what he likes about the Fan ancestral hall, but I’m pretty sure the emperor will have Thoughts about it. Because we’re circling back to the original point—the emperor revealed Fan Xian’s identity for a reason. I don’t think Fan Xian slinking away and saying, “hehe, nothing to see here, just an ordinary law-abiding Fan son,” is going to cut it.
- (if not for that, I could’ve seen the emperor being content that his secret kid is running the Imperial Treasury and the Inspection Bureau, and so both these powerful assets effectively are in his descendants’ possession. Others would’ve thought he’d given them away, but mwahaha little do they know he’s kept them in the family. And he could’ve let Fan Xian stay an uncontested Fan if that were his goal. But why drag his identity into the light? What is he hoping to achieve?)
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mrs-monaghan · 2 years ago
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Shazzz!!!! Loooook!!!!
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Well, shit
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I.... did not expect this.
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What amazing news to wake up to! Wasn't V supposed to be next??? Hope he didn't throw his songs in the bin again otherwise why is JK next? I mean I'm hella ecstatic but what?!!?!?!?!!
Anyone else shocked by this?
Umm.. wow.
I need a minute because this is fucking A!!!!!!
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Wow.
Okay.
I'm cool. I'm chill.
I know this is incredible news y'all, but we must address the bad that's about to happen. Y'all know what's coming, right?
JK is gonna get pushed, hard. He's gonna get all the promotions, all the time in the world for said promotions, he's gonna get everything he asked for. He will get pushed internationally as well as locally. Best believe everything you wanted for Jimin, JK is getting. No doubt about it. And for this, Jimin solos are about to get hella nasty.
It's not going to be pretty. So we have to do what we need to do to counteract the amount of fuckery that's coming our way.
You know, and I know, it isn't JK's fault that the company is the way they are with Jimin. And JK is their golden goose who was going to get the best out of all from jump anyway. So Jimin solos will be bitter. A true Jikooker can lament about the unfair treatment but shouldn't at any one point feel some type of way about JK.
It's important to remember this isn't his fault. The man knows the company doesn't treat Jimin right. It's why he's been promoting Jimin on his own, in his own way. He's done nothing but support Jimin from day fucking one. Y'all be good to remember that.
Speaking of promotions, much like JK wasn't allowed to show up for Jimin, I think the same will apply to Jimin. So I'm curious to see how Jimin will be there for JK publicly. He is not JK who goes live and sings Jimin's songs so what will Jimin do?
Oh. Another thing to prepare yourself for. If Jimin isn't allowed to go to JK's shit, chances are V will step up. C'mon, you know he will show up. So we have Jimin solos and the vermin to worry about.
Yeah....
But fuck it. Idgaf rn! JJK1 is coming y'all!!!!!!
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Oh! One more thing. Incase no one else had thought about this, my theory about them enlisting together, just got stronger. If JK is dropping his album now. He can do his promotions and whatever he needs to do now, and by the end of the year he'll be done. They'll both be done.
Omg guys. Omg!!!
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my-castles-crumbling · 3 months ago
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hey!! i kinda need advice
so uh I'm a freshman and for our midterm exams we sit with sophomores. in a very jumbled order. this happens every year during midterms/finals and I NEED to be sitting next to someone who's nice bc i need mental support. so like, around 2 monthsish ago we had our first midterm and i checked the seat next to mine and read the name tag to figure it out who I'd be sitting with. well it wasn't a stranger but it was someone I didn't really like? as in when we were in grade 4 and 5 our batches had a sort of concert/play thing and we were both in choir and she was kinda bossy
but anyway that's from like 5 years ago. so the first day I didn't talk to her because yeah 😭 but eventually we started talking. then one fine day, i had my chem exam and she had her geo exam. i don't know why but after our exam she wanted to see my question paper but the examiner was counting our answer scripts. in order to not get caught, she took my paper and quickly gave me hers so both of us HAD a qp but unfortunately the examiner saw buttttt she was pretty chill and didn't mind. and this girl, her nickname is "Glasses" because well she wears glasses (how original) SHE SMILED AT ME AND I WAS LIKE WOW WHAT WHY IS HER SMILE SO CUTE THO
errrr anyway I developed a tiny crushy crush. im not gonna bore you with the details of all our pre exam interactions but
we kinda started texting on insta? and then it was chillll and then I gave her something she wanted so we talked in school and I was like DYING but errrrrr
and she's lovely and everything but I don't know where we stand?? like sometimes we text fine then sometimes she's dry but then back to fine. and in person she's normally fine but then a bit awkward sometimes but idk. and I'm extroverted but awkwardness will turn me awkward so just to act non chalant and cool i pretend not to see her (she and I both know I saw her bc she saw me look at her.)
see that's another thing. acc to my friends she looks at me? SOMETIMES. there was an incident where she was talking a particular route, sort of saw me and walked to her destination using a route that had to cross me BUT she didn't maintain eye contact???
I'm not suggesting that she likes me like girl PLEASE don't like me but idk if we're friends or not. im hella confused.
I mean, I'm socially awkward af but if she's initiating things with you (she's messaging first, she's talking to you, etc) without any like...reason? then i would say she wants to be friends. Like if she's not just trying to get test answers or whatever. I think initiating things is a huge factor.
As far as romantic feelings, do we know her sexuality? That's an important question.
Naming you freshman anon! <3
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xanadontit · 1 year ago
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Lots o' rambling ahead, proceed at your own risk!
My brother has applied to various universities and heard back from a few (all acceptances so far! smarty!) and now it's more waiting and eventually some decisions to make. It's exciting! It's also hella stressful for these kids. He confided to my stepmom that he feels like the choices he makes will set the course for his entire life and he's terrified. Factor in all the newness of the entire venture and he's overwhelmed.
My stepmom shared with me that she's a little disappointed that he isn't being more adventurous i.e. going "away-away" to school. She wants him to branch out and live outside of California blah blah. And look, the kid has lived in the same house his entire life and is still best friends with guys he met in preschool. Even if he moves to San Jose that alone is a bigger change than he's ever experienced thus far. Plus, he has his entire life to live all over the world. He might transfer or do study abroad, or get a job who-knows-where. Also a little ironic that when he expressed interest in an out-of-state school, my parents sat him down and crunched the numbers and it was pretty fucking terrifying! So now it's bad that the kid is being practical? Jesus Christ.
I told E about all this and we both remembered feeling the same way at his age: like one misstep meant a life of misery and loneliness lol. If anything, digging in and doubling down on a decision screwed me over more than changing course. I'm also worried about my brother's mental health; I see a bit of myself in him and don't want him to struggle more than necessary. Not in a "must protect at all costs and bubble wrap him from the world" but just like... see a therapist, dude. If you need to take a semester off, do it. There's no prize for feeling like shit!
E asked if we should suggest a hang and talk to the kid and share our experiences. E didn't have quite the mental health struggles I did but also didn't have a lot of family support and wants to be there for him. And I think a chill, general chat isn't the worst thing, but we have to pick our moment for sure. It'll be a series of conversations and check-ins, probably.
Wow, helping your parents raise a child sure is hard work.
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