#hell flame

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

Edit: Hey you don't need to keep copying out the tags, I wrote all the Minty Hellfire lyrics here. And then someone recorded them here.

Also, I think it might technically be a sensitivity rather than an allergy, but whatever it is, toothpaste is not supposed to hurt! If it's burning then that's bad and you should try to find a new one if possible!

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

My Great Grandma who loved her babies very much

Reference that I used for the face!

[anglerflsh]

"people didn't get canceled before these sjw" Dante put all the people he disliked in literal hell

[memorys-skyscraper]

ffxiv voice lines are funny bc it's just

every character from 2.0-4.3: Take this! I have you! Enough!

Count Cidolfus Orlandeau, the Thunder God: Your coming was foretold, servant of Ivalice. Or perhaps you serve another. I am Count Cidolfus Orlandeau. Your journey ends here. To the current of life we succumb, its judgement swift and final, its bite as cold as steel. The hearts of men are black with corruption and must needs be cleansed. Open your eyes to the darkness and drown in its loveless embrace. The gods will not be watching. To live by the sword is to die by the sword. There is time enough for regret in the flames of hell. Even the strongest of shields cannot defend the weakest of wills. A moment's hesitation beckons a lifetime of pain. Misfortune hangs heavy on a head once held high. Such is poor cover for when the heavens fall. Honed is the blade that severs the villain's head. Endless is the path that leads him from hell. Hark! The screams of ruin rise above the storm's discord! Shudder not in her endless cold. Seven shadows cast, seven fates foretold, yet at the end of the broken path lies death, and death alone! I have been called the god of thunder. You will now know why. Upon my holy blade, the very world lies in balance. They who dwell aloft have spoken- let their words echo in your empty soul. Ruination is come! I call out to the skies and tremble as the brilliance of a thousand bolts blinds mine enemies and tears their flesh asunder!

[animatedtext]

[shopwitchvamp]

If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine

🔥witchvamp.com🔥

[cryinginthedeep]

matthew tkachuk - florida!!! (also uploading on tiktok later, might be the first and last vid i'll ever post there lmao)

[miyakuli]

Bonus

[cherriesandsulphur]

The Archdevil Supreme and his Archduchess.

[ashpkat]

i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too

[hunnysmom]

Talk about daddy issues ….

[sforzesco]

decimus wanted to wind cassius up a bit just to see how he would snap

uhhh. what else. you know!! caesar was collecting (and discarding) a new generation of romans, operating a new kind of roman imperium. political manipulation. "good" governance. conspiracies are forming in reply.

the collage art is all public domain/open access stuff from the met collections!

[happypeachsludgeflower]

I like to imagine Yue Qi showed up at the burnt out husk of the Qiu Manor while the embers were still cooling—that he was late by mere hours.

[ignite-art]

me and my partner saw you from across the pub and we did not dig your vibe

↓ Close up below ↓

[nimpnawakproduction]

Insomnia (Vashwood comic)

Fun fact: I had this scenario in mind at first for Yeehan, but never really took the time to draw it and I'm so glad I waited because the flavor this scenario has for Vashwood is *chef kiss* The amount of YEARNING this two have with this ounce of "doomed by the narrative" is delicious, I love it <3

[spkyart]

2 demons