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pterribledinosaurdrawings · 5 months

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Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

Edit: Hey you don't need to keep copying out the tags, I wrote all the Minty Hellfire lyrics here. And then someone recorded them here.

Also, I think it might technically be a sensitivity rather than an allergy, but whatever it is, toothpaste is not supposed to hurt! If it's burning then that's bad and you should try to find a new one if possible!

#LIKE FIIIIRE! HELLFIIIIIRE! THIS FIRE ON MY TONGUE!#I therefooooore requiiiire a new paste tooooo cleeaaan gums #It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! it is the Colgate brand and Crest who've set this flame!#it's not my fault‚ if in their plans‚ they made the toothpaste so much stronger than a maaaaaaannnnnn #protect me‚ oh grocers! don't let the menthol touch my lips‚ don't let its fire sear my mouth and gums!#PROVIDE ME WITH FLUORIDE‚ but not mixed with the fires of Hell‚ and I'll keep all my teeth for years to cooooommeeee #HELLFIRE #MINT FIRE #IS ALL THAT I CAN FIND!#I may be! requiired! to order paaaaste oooonline!

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anglerflsh · 2 years

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"people didn't get canceled before these sjw" Dante put all the people he disliked in literal hell

#[.txt]#we're at paradiso now because i finished inferno and purgatorio in the last school years and. Babygirl stop staring at your wife in awe #no but it's. it's so fun to read. Blorbo from 1300s #i wish i could meet Dante he's a bit of a bestie to me. Wrote what is now the general consensum for hell and purgatory and paradise #and explicitly said in the beginning of Paradiso that he was just a spark and hoped better flames would grow after him. girl... girl.#i'm normal about historical figures trust me #divina commedia #<-se diventa un post con più di mille note ci finisco io all'inferno

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animatedtext · 2 months

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#hell is other people #gif #animatedtext #wordart #transparent #flame

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shopwitchvamp · 1 year

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If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine

🔥witchvamp.com🔥

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cryinginthedeep · 5 months

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matthew tkachuk - florida!!! (also uploading on tiktok later, might be the first and last vid i'll ever post there lmao)

#he has endeared himself to me okay !#i've been in such an intense matthew brainrot #i did this for a week instead of studying up for my return demos #and while suffering an intense summer temperature averaging 45 degree celsius im in hell #anyway #please enjoy #this is baby's first fan video edit #matthew tkachuk edit #hockey edit #my edit #hockey boys #hockey #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #mattdrai #<- just a hint of it #<- like a sprinkle only #<- i had to !#idk if i should tag the flames

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miyakuli · 11 months

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Bonus

#helluva boss #EXCUSE ME BUT THAT EPISODE WAS SO SWEET IN SO MANY WAYS #AND THOSE SCENES TOUCHED ME DEEPLY #WTF AM I STILL WATCHING A CARTOON ABOUT HELL BECAUSE IM MELTING BY THE FLUFF THAN THE FLAMES OF HELL x'DDD #cute #my gifs #my posts #wtf tumblr is ruining the quality of the gifs ;__; looks better in my files

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ashpkat · 14 days

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i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too

#octavian pjo #pjo series #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #no but like ??? hello??? he CATAPULTED HIMSELF INTO A FLAMING METEOR DYING GODDESS??? AND EVERYONE (MIND YOU THEYRE LIKE 14 AND JUST WITNESS #ED THIS) AND LIKE THEYRE COOL WITH IT TOO NO ONE GAF — IN FACT NICO LITERALLY JUSTIFIED DOING THAT EVEN.#they could’ve like. arrested octavian.??? punched him in the face during his lament and K.O.’ing him #and they drag his unconscious body away and go on w their lives. LIKE WTF #there’s MORE RATIONAL ENDINGS TO THIS #have i mentioned octavian this guy i think he is FRESHLY turned eighteen. so maybe a senior in highschool with some issues in his noggin #(this is assuming rick even like. thought of anything of that and just needed a quick way to Wheee octavian out of the way cuz he didn’t #intend for him to be anything but a one dimensional bully that drives the B maybe C plot )#anyway #pjo hoo toa #nico di angelo #adjacent cause i’m talking him #will solace #also this reminds me they do a shitty job of bringing this back up in TSATS. don’t get me started on TSATS i’m sorry…..#octavian hoo #HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A LAST NAME OH MY GOE #GOD #FUCKING HELL #he got the Celia (iykyk. fuck cc and hb) treatment #sorry i’ll shut up now #percy jackson

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hunnysmom · 8 months

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Talk about daddy issues ….

#crescent city #hofas #cc hofas #house of flame and shadow #byrce and hunt #hunt athalar #princes of hell #hunt x bryce #umbra mortis #sarah j maas #sjm books #sjm #sjm fandom #sjm multiverse

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cherriesandsulphur · 6 months

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The Archdevil Supreme and his Archduchess.

#Tav's little smirk when she looks at Raphael with flames around him #please excuse my husband #when he loses his temper all hell breaks loose #raphael x tav #raphael bg3 #bg3 raphael #raphael baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 raphael #raphael the cambion #oc: venari

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ignite-art · 4 months

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me and my partner saw you from across the pub and we did not dig your vibe

↓ Close up below ↓

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nimpnawakproduction · 8 months

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Insomnia (Vashwood comic)

Fun fact: I had this scenario in mind at first for Yeehan, but never really took the time to draw it and I'm so glad I waited because the flavor this scenario has for Vashwood is *chef kiss* The amount of YEARNING this two have with this ounce of "doomed by the narrative" is delicious, I love it <3

#the perspective is wonky but there's only 24 hours in a day #Woowoo: I can't deal with my feelings at day I'll let sleep-deprived me deal with all that later #Sleep-deprived Woowoo: am I going to burst into flames if I touch him like the sinner I am?#*touch the pretty blonde and don't immediately go to hell*#Sleep-deprived Woowoo: OHMAGAWD #Wolfwood is a creep in there #don't touch people while they are sleeping #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun stampede #a's art

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spkyart · 4 months

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2 demons

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annemarieyeretzian · 11 months

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fearne jumping into the lava after ashton and orym standing there like this for a full fifteen seconds 🙃

#THAT'S HIS BEST FRIEND #annemarie watches critical role #critical role #fearne calloway #fearne #orym of the air ashari #orym #fearne and orym #orym and fearne #big spoon little spoon #bell's hells #an ancient flame #c3e75

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wifihustlers4747 · 5 months

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gracie-rosee · 5 months

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I seriously wonder what Xaden said in order to convince his friends to help him haul an entire armoire into the bedroom of his “enemy,” all because him and said “enemy” were going at each other so hard she made the furniture explode.

#like.#what did he even tell them #Violet probably killed 3 people before she got that magic ball to control her lightning #all because of Xaden’s dick #sometimes fantasy novels crack me the hell up #xaden riorson #violet sorrengail #violet and xaden #xadenviolet #riorgail #sorrenson #?? do we have a ship name for them it’s been like two years #violaden? ?#rebecca yarros #the empyrean #fourth wing #iron flame

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jotarosexhusband · 10 months

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ANIME TBOY SWAG TOURNAMENT FINALS

WHO WILL REIGN SUPREME? THIS ONE'S FOR THE CROWN!!!!!!!!!!!

Yamato (One Piece) VS Kamille Bidan (Zeta Gundam)

#anime tboy swag bracket #YEAH SORRY THEY'RE ALL IN HELL NOW. WINNER IS KING OF HELL (SORRY ZORO)#the ppl in the sea of flame are ppl previously beaten by one of the finalists!#it's not that deep i just thought it was funny xx #one piece #yamato one piece #yamato #zeta gundam #kamille bidan #FINALS #wano arc #wano kuni #gundam

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