#heistedit

[anyataylorjoys]

POINT BREAK 1991 dir. Kathryn Bigelow

[jdeanmorgan]

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN as Luke Vaughn HEIST dir. Scott Mann

[fyeahheistverse]

@arwenindomiel TOLKIEN SOUTH ASIAN WEEK 2022 | DAY SEVEN: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE [1/5]

SAMREEN GAMGEE was the second-youngest daughter of Hassan ‘Nana’ Gamgee and Beli Habib, and grew up alongside her five siblings in the village of Hobbiton, outside London. Inspired by her father’s career as Hobbiton Council’s head gardener, she intended to begin her Environmental Geosciences Bsc in October 2023 at UCL. However, she set her aspirations aside when she decided to help her lifelong friend Frodo Baggins ensure that R.I.N.G., a dangerous piece of code created by the mysterious Eye organisation, would not fall into the wrong hands. Fearless and gentle, she stopped at nothing to ensure the safety of her friend and, by extension, the world as a whole. Eventually, after successfully defending her PhD thesis in Environmental Geopolitics, she married her childhood sweetheart Rosie Cotton, and was elected mayor of Hobbiton for three consecutive terms.

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[ID: A four-row, eight-picture picspam featuring Samreen “Sam” Gamgee, a brown hijabi woman. The first picture of row 1 depicts a pair of hands dirty with rich, brown earth, delicately setting down a green seedling alongside other similarly small plants. The second picture of row 1 shows a group of cacti, all different shapes and sizes, against a white wall. The first picture of row 2 shows Samreen reading a book, lying down on the floor, wrapped in a shawl. It is in black-and-white and the superimposed text reads “Samreen ‘Sam’ Gamgee”. The second picture of row 2 shows a black messenger bag next to a small plant pot, light from a nearby window slanting across it. The first picture of row 3 shows a brown woman fixing her hijab from the back. The hijab is greyish-blue, and the person is wearing a black sweater and carrying a white bag. The image next to it is of some plants in beakers. The beakers are clouded, probably from perspiration from the plants themselves, and have notes written on them though the condensation makes it hard to read them. The first image of row 4 is of a dark-grey street sign that reads “Welcome to Hobbiton” in golden lettering. The last image of the set is one of Samreen, this time in colour. She is smiling and looking downwards, and is wearing her hijab loosely over her head, halfway through putting it on. The superimposed text is the Bengali transliteration of her given name, “সামরীন“. End ID.]

[judebuarte]

@sixofcrowsnet heist: family

                                            Until this moment, Wylan hadn't quite understood how much they meant to him. His father would have sneered at these thugs and thieves, a disgraced soldier, a gambler who couldn't keep out of the red. But they were his first friends, his only friends, and Wylan knew that even if he'd had his pick of a thousand companions, these would have been the people he chose.

[oikawas]

THE HEIST (2017)

Y’know...sometimes I wondered if this ragtag group of misfits was a god-given gift. Other times? I wonder if it’s karma for shit I did in a past life.

[kammai]

NOT a red rose or a satin heart. I give you an onion. It is a moon wrapped in brown paper. It promises light like the careful undressing of love. Here.

It will blind you with tears like a lover. It will make your reflection a wobbling photo of grief.

I am trying to be truthful. Not a cute card or a kissogram. I give you an onion. Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips, possessive and faithful as we are, for as long as we are.

TAKE IT. Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding-ring, if you like. Lethal. Its scent will cling to your fingers, cling to your knife.

possessed by light, part one: asunn nicteineachan aesthetics

[anyataylorjoys]

BOUND 1996 | dir. the Wachowskis

[jdeanmorgan]

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN as Luke Vaughn HEIST dir. Scott Mann

[jdeanmorgan]

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN as Luke Vaughn HEIST dir. Scott Mann

[fyeahheistverse]

@arwenindomiel TOLKIEN SOUTH ASIAN WEEK 2022 | DAY SEVEN: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE [2/5]

Detective Constable NABEEL LINDIR was the youngest member of Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Elrond Peredhel’s inner circle. A talented cyber analyst, he worked closely with Counter Terrorism Commander Karim Erestor, a close friend and fellow member of the East London Mosque. The son of Pakistani immigrants, Nabeel took pride in his Sunni heritage, and would split his time between his work and volunteering at the London Muslim Centre associated with the Mosque.

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[ID: A three-row, six-picture picspam featuring Nabeel Lindir. The first picture of row 1 is a photograph of the sign outside the London Metropolitan Police headquarters, it reads in all-caps “New Scotland Yard” in metallic letters affixed on each side of a black cube. The second picture of row 1 is a cat standing in the doorway of a mosque. The photograph is taken to emphasise the smallness of the cat relative to the doorway, and the door opens into a dark hallway. The first picture of row 2 is lines of white, yellow and green code on a black computer background. The second picture of row 2 is of Nabeel. He is facing the viewer, half of his face shrouded in darkness. His head is shaved and he has a short black beard and what appears to be a cut on his forehead above his left eye. The superimposed text is a transliteration of his first name into Urdu: “نابیل”. The first picture of row 3 is of Nabeel once again. Here, he is facing away from the viewer, looking at something off-camera. He seems pensive and most of his face is in stark lighting. The superimposed text is of his name, “Nabeel Lindir”. The second picture of row 3 is an aerial photograph of a group of people inside the East London Mosque engaging in one of the daily prayers. End ID.]

[fyeahheistverse]

@arwenindomiel TOLKIEN SOUTH ASIAN WEEK 2022 | DAY SEVEN: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE [3/5]

ARAGORN ARATHORN RATNA PRADHAN was born in London, the only child of Arathorn Arador Mahashyen Pradhan and Gilraen Dirhael Vishaka Pradhan. As the owner of arms megacorporation Osgiliath Security, Arathorn Pradhan was a major player in the politics of both the UK and his home state of Maharashtra. Though he died in a car accident when Aragorn was only two years old, it has long been suspected that the accident was orchestrated by agents of The Eye, owing to its mysterious circumstances and Arathorn’s inconclusive autopsy. In order to protect her son’s life, Gilraen Pradhan asked for the help of then newly-appointed Scotland Yard Commissioner Sir Elrond Peredhel. Thanks to the I.M.L.A.D.R.I.S. (Intelligence Monitoring the Life of Agents Deployed within the Reinforcement of International Security) programme, Peredhel was able to ensure that Aragorn grow up in relative tranquility, and that he and his mother receive the support they needed. At the age of 18, he left to travel under the assumed name of Asha through Maharashtra and Rajput in the company of his faithful German Shepherd, Brego. He eventually returned to the UK and began a relationship with Elrond’s daughter, Arwen 저녁별, and the two became instrumental in destroying The Eye for good in the year 2023.

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[ID: A four-row eight-picture picspam featuring Aragorn Arathorn Ratna Pradhan. The first image of row 1 shows a German Shepherd sitting beside a man in a chair. The dog is looking expectantly, and the man has his left arm raised, about to pet the dog. The second image of row 1 is a picture of Aragorn. He is smiling widely, looking towards the left. He has jaw-length black hair and a black moustache and beard. His cheek is dirty with aqua, purple and orange Holi powder. The superimposed text is of his name transliterated into Marathi: “आरागॉर्न”. The first picture of row 2 is of a white computer screen showing a logo of a black, leafless tree, and the name “Osgiliath” in all-caps, bold letters. The second picture of row 2 is of a man standing on a rocky outcrop. Below him, the sea in rich aquamarine tones. The first picture of row 3 is of a graffiti of the letters “AISA”, where the dot on the I is of a red star. AISA stands for All India Students’ Association. There is a cartoon of a man in a fancy outfit beside the acronym carrying a briefcase which reads “1%”. The second picture of row 3 is of a nebula, its heart golden-orange in stark contrast to the dark vastness of space, though dotted with stars. The first picture of the last row is once more of Aragorn, this time in black and white. Here, he is pointing towards his interlocutor and snarling angrily. The superimposed text is his full name: “Aragorn Arathorn Ratna Pradhan”. The last picture of the set is of a quote from Mary Oliver’s poem “The Summer Day”, rendered as white letters against a mossy background: “Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”. End ID]

[fyeahheistverse]

for @feanorianweek​ day 2: maglor. | GJÓGV, FAROE ISLANDS. JUNE 1999.

[Image ID: a six image aesthetic board for a modern-day interpretation of Maglor. In the first image, Maglor, a forty-something white woman with sharp cheekbones and wavy dark hair, stares off-camera towards the left. Her hair is loose, and she is wearing a white blouse. The second image is a home by the seashore, its roof dotted with greenery. In the foreground there is a slope, covered in wintery, brown grass. The third image is of an old piano being played, sunlight shining on the keys. The fourth image is of bluish-green storm clouds. The fifth image is of a figure, wearing a dark windbreaker, standing on the seashore. Their back is to the viewer, and they are dwarfed by the sheer size of the water. The sixth and final image is of Maglor again. This time she is facing the viewer. Her hair falls loosely around her face and she seems both concerned and a little surprised. On the left side of her face we can see the faint traces of a pinkish scar: down her forehead, around her eye and below it. End image ID]. 

[fyeahheistverse]

@tolkiengenweek day three: grey spaces. | LEGOLAS GREENLEAF + GIMLI ADOFO LONGBEARD. 

You, my own deep soul, trust me. I will not betray you.

RAINER MARIA RILKE –– the book of hours 1.39

[fyeahheistverse]

@oneringnet​ EVENT: TYPES OF LOVE.

STORGE is the love that knows forgiveness, acceptance and sacrifice. It is the one that makes you feel secure, comfortable and safe.

Following his cousins Drogo and Primula’s death in a boating accident, Bilbo Baggins (who moved to the small village of Hobbiton a few years after the so-called Oakenshield Incident) adopted their child, Frodo, when the child was 8 years old. Bilbo loved Frodo as his own, and raised them in a loving, if a bit eccentric, home, nurturing their interest in linguistics. Frodo and their uncle often spent time on nature walks and camping trips together, until the fall of 2023, when Bilbo Baggins disappeared mysteriously.

[fyeahheistverse]

@tolkiengenweek day six: group dynamics. | KARIM ERESTOR & FFION GLORFINDEL & NABEEL LINDIR & ELROND PEREDHEL & TAURIEL SYLVAN & THRANDUIL GREENLEAF.

[fyeahheistverse]

@tolkiengenweek day one: family. | ELROND & ELROS PEREDHEL.

Four dreams in a row, four dreams in a row, four dreams in a row, fall down right there. I wanted to fall down right there but I knew you wouldn’t catch me because you’re dead.          I swallowed crushed ice pretending it was glass and you’re dead. Ashes to ashes.

You wanted to be cremated so we cremated you and you wanted an adventure so I ran          and I knew you wouldn’t catch me. You are a fever I am learning to live with, and everything is happening at the wrong end of a very long tunnel. 

RICHARD SIKEN –– straw house, straw dog.