#height jokes

[i-yyzw-cq]

Max, being the shortest of them is the best thing ever happened to me.

It led to me thinking that lucas would make height jokes constantly.

2 golden retrievers BF and GF

Redhead chihuahua GF

Lucas and El's perspective of max:

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Person A: When I was your age-

Person B, mockingly: And when I was your height.

Person A:

Person A: Listen here you little shit-

[xblackreader]

How to talk to short people:

[egophiliac]

So I was doing some math, and I THINK Skully is almost as tall as Malleus without his horns

I think the main reference to his height is Epel being surprised they're the same age because he's taller than Sebek, yes? which I find interesting, considering Jade and Malleus -- two of the tallest guys in the main cast -- are also there. and, since I've never been one to not think waaaay too much about the absolute stupidest minutiae about fictional characters, I see two possibilities:

one is that Epel is extremely good at eyeballing heights (I actually do feel like he could be? like. I'd believe he can estimate someone's height fairly accurately by calculating based on the life stages of an apple tree, or how many apples tall they are, or something else apple-related like that.) and Scully does, perhaps, fall into that narrow margin between Sebek and Jade in height.

OR two, out of the three certified Tall Guys there, Sebek is Epel's main frame of reference because he's the only one he's had any real interaction with for, let's be fair, pretty obvious reasons.

SO in conclusion, we still have no concrete answers and will probably have to wait until next year when we get his card profile, alas alas. 😔

[ninjasmudge]

shamura <3 <3 <3 i like to think theyre abt 8ft tall even when theyre mortal, and that narinder is very very similar to them in everything from posture to phrases, which causes... Conflicting feelings

i also like to think narinder remembers how youre supposed to hold kittens but doesnt remember how he knows

[itsallaboutbl]

#height difference

[dangerousbride]

Perspective 🧍🏻‍♀️📏 || (Spicy follow up 🔥)

[that-one-oddity]

Here's an edit I made to show off Lurien's height on the ground. He's actually taller than the average bug, which would be impressive...

If the ladies didn't exist. And for further demonstration...

An edit I made for Herrah on the ground and Monomon sitting instead of floating.

And a Pale King for good measure.

[felicitysmoak]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY Career Day, Part 2 (3.02)

[scramratz]

Big proponent of adults sleeping on twin mattresses. Hate it when a bed takes up half the room

[alias-inkpatch]

its late but i've been reminded today about how tall Papyrus actually is and i wanted to compare his height to some others.

enjoy, it's an experience

(i added sprites from both games if they were available.)

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Person A: Can you at least TRY to see things from my perspective?

Person B: [crouches]

Person C: [kneels]

Person D: [squats]

Person A: I HATE ALL OF YOU!

[amazingrace53]

Mayhaps I’m a little too obsessed with height differences

[om0000]

well rendered westley jumpscare

[sourapplesauces]

Ragapom's canonical child ft. @rudywatermelon

[puppyeared]

Design notes (+ a little Portal clownery)