#short person problems

[xx-state-of-mind-xx]

Lesso: I love making short jokes about Clarissa.

Lesso: They go right over her head.

[wafaaaahhh]

sketchbook monster guy and some weird short person

[lil-als]

Having tall friends is so fun. They’ll scare you as a fun little joke and your heart skips a beat because slenderman just fucking crept up behind you… except no it’s just your mate Angus

[jikimo-world]

SOMEONE PICKED ME UP. AND IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I’VE EXPERIENCED IN A LONG TIME

What is the tall people's problem?

Put me down, did Babel not teach you anything????

[ericcarrsworshipper]

Idk how I'm gunna walk in them but they're about 7 inches. It puts me at average height since im very tiny. Its a whole new world!

Small gang rise up

@spacefoxy those platforms I was on about lol.

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

Times it is good to be a very small, young-looking adult:

- Fitting in small spaces

- Working with children under 8 because you are small and they are very extra small and so you seem less intimidating

- Can use playground equipment easily

- Everyone gives you the benefit of the doubt if you don’t know something because they think you’re 16-18 and even if they know your actual age (like a doctor) you just look so smol that they take pity on you and are extra helpful.

- Crawling through bushes 

Times it is NOT good to be a very small, young-looking adult

- on a playground with 5th graders and you’re shorter than half the 11-12 year olds and therefore look like one of them and they think you’re a kid.

[vinceldoesstuff]

Help my life has hit a new low….

[candleonfire]

Guys, I just saw a hawk hide your short kings and queens🙏 stay safe out there

[kindly-gourd]

a message for tall ppl:

shockingly, it’s not actually comfortable to have your face mashed into someone’s chest

you’re hurting my nose and smudging my glasses

[xx-state-of-mind-xx]

Lesso: How y’a doing short stack?

Dovey: …*sigh*

Dovey: As you have continued to observe, you are taller. Since we have now established this, I’m now going to hit you with a chair. Because I’m not the bigger person.

Lesso: Wait, what?

Lesso: OW!

[septette-for-a-dead-princess]

Honestly, the worst thing about being short and looking young is how people treat you: people do not see you as an adult but as a child and we all know that children are generally treated badly. People feel entitled to hassle us, be unfair and rude to us, or ignore us. Our mistakes get immediately attributed to us being stupid, naive or incompetent, and we get scolded or yelled at as if they were chastising a child. Instead of equal human beings, we are seen as nuisances who are invading public spaces and getting in the adults' way just by existing.

[bitchymee]

The brutal truth is that short people are not meant for concerts.

I mean, at this point, why do I even try. I can not even see the FUXKING screen.

[lemongrablothbrok]

What I love best about the spring and summer months is that's when they start selling cropped pants. Or, as I like to call them, normal-length pants.

(I'm ridiculously short. That's it. That's the joke.)

[king-ennui]

High bar stalls are a nightmare when your 5ft nothing. It's like climbing a mountain. Curse my little leggies.

[maybeamiles]

So you guys know how being too tall for airplane seats can hurt your knees and back? Did you know that being too short for airplane seats can do the same thing?

[wallop-poetry]

I don’t hate being short for the fact of being being short. I hate being short because every once in a while a tall person will tap me on the head and be like ‘Aw you’re so short’ and that makes me hate being short.