#short person problems

[xx-state-of-mind-xx]

Lesso: I love making short jokes about Clarissa.

Lesso: They go right over her head.

[wafaaaahhh]

sketchbook monster guy and some weird short person

[jomiddlemarch]

And...my keynote address is delivered!

What a relief. I feel like the human incarnation of a glass of Chardonnay (though am having a beer, because it's what we had in the fridge.)

[xblackreader]

How to talk to short people:

[jikimo-world]

SOMEONE PICKED ME UP. AND IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I’VE EXPERIENCED IN A LONG TIME

What is the tall people's problem?

Put me down, did Babel not teach you anything????

[ericcarrsworshipper]

Idk how I'm gunna walk in them but they're about 7 inches. It puts me at average height since im very tiny. Its a whole new world!

Small gang rise up

@spacefoxy those platforms I was on about lol.

[mushroomstems]

Since most of the haikyuu guys are like freakishly tall and I’m short here is some dialogue that would be said

You: “Why are you so tall”

Tsukishima: “IDK cause I feel like it”

You: “Donations for the short! Sir would you like to donate your kneecaps to charity, the charity being me!”

Akaashi: 🧍

Bokuto: “I WILL!!!”

Ushijima: 🧍

You: Running towards at the speed of light, “Give me your height!”

Ushijima: “No.”

You: “But your already tall you could spare a few centimeters. Please!!”

Ushijima: “No.”

Tendou: 🧍

Sorry it’s kinda short! But I hope you like this!! Stay safe!

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

Times it is good to be a very small, young-looking adult:

- Fitting in small spaces

- Working with children under 8 because you are small and they are very extra small and so you seem less intimidating

- Can use playground equipment easily

- Everyone gives you the benefit of the doubt if you don’t know something because they think you’re 16-18 and even if they know your actual age (like a doctor) you just look so smol that they take pity on you and are extra helpful.

- Crawling through bushes 

Times it is NOT good to be a very small, young-looking adult

- on a playground with 5th graders and you’re shorter than half the 11-12 year olds and therefore look like one of them and they think you’re a kid.

[resisty-zim]

I would very much appreciate it if people would

STOP PICKING ME UP!!!!!!!

[xx-state-of-mind-xx]

Lesso: How y’a doing short stack?

Dovey: …*sigh*

Dovey: As you have continued to observe, you are taller. Since we have now established this, I’m now going to hit you with a chair. Because I’m not the bigger person.

Lesso: Wait, what?

Lesso: OW!

[nathasnobitches]

So, I went to the doctor today because me and my brother were having the casual ear issue..

And so the doctor checks my height, right? Nothing special. I expect to be like, what? 5'4? But the doctor measured in inches and I measured in feet, so that didn't help.

And so I arrive home...

And my mom says that I was 5'1.

WHY MUST I SUFFER LIKE THIS???

[vinceldoesstuff]

Help my life has hit a new low….

[candleonfire]

Guys, I just saw a hawk hide your short kings and queens🙏 stay safe out there

[kindly-gourd]

a message for tall ppl:

shockingly, it’s not actually comfortable to have your face mashed into someone’s chest

you’re hurting my nose and smudging my glasses

[septette-for-a-dead-princess]

Honestly, the worst thing about being short and looking young is how people treat you: people do not see you as an adult but as a child and we all know that children are generally treated badly. People feel entitled to hassle us, be unfair and rude to us, or ignore us. Our mistakes get immediately attributed to us being stupid, naive or incompetent, and we get scolded or yelled at as if they were chastising a child. Instead of equal human beings, we are seen as nuisances who are invading public spaces and getting in the adults' way just by existing.

[soviet-space-ace]

Reblog if you feel like Nikita Khrushchev standing next to Charles de Gaulle: