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#the smurfs#smurfs#brainy smurf#clumsy smurf#lgbtq#hefty smurf#smurfette#vanity smurf#smurfstorm#hefty x clumsy#brainy x hefty#hefty x smurfette#handy x hefty#Hefty x smurfstorm#hefty x gutsy#Hefty x vanity#encuesta#encuesta pitufos#Pitufos ships
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My Smurfs OC part 1
Mother Smurfette ( Papa love interest)
Destiny Smurfette ( Gutsy Love Interest)
Dash Smurfette ( Hefty love interest)
Midnight Smurfette ( Grouchy Love interest)
And Finally
Oceania Smurfette ( Handy love interest)
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Cuáles son tus ships favoritos de los pitufos?
Papá pitufo x mi(???...
Papawillow, Stormy x Pitufina, Filosofo x Hefty, Gutsy x Filosofo, Madre Naturaleza x Papá pitufo (arreeee), el pargamel se me hacia chistoso y lindo akjsfndkgnfk...
No son tantas pero la verdad soy algo abierto con el shipping en este fandom askdjnkjfnkg
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What a Time to be Alive - Diego Hargreeves x reader Season I
Chapter 9- Changes
Summary: Getting poisoned didn’t feel very nice, but alas the world moves on, and it needs the Umbrella Academy to find the source of its demise.
Masterlist - where all the other chapters are⚔️
Tagged: @sambucky8 @white-wolf-buckaroo @2cuteforyourlies @la-vie-en-amour1 @fandomoverlord221 @thatfandombitcch @alonewolfsblog @starrrybarnes @winterboobear11
You wake up with a jolt, memories from last night flooding into your mind, the wind, screaming, and the blood. Allison and Vanya, and that psychotic prick who stabbed you with a poisoned Swiss Army knife, evidently leading you to a gruesome couple hours of living through a half-death.
You look around the room, studying your surroundings as you lay on your back. You’re in your old bedroom in the Academy. Well that’s good, they got you here safe and sound. You sit yourself up into a seated position, leaning yourself against the headboard. You look down at yourself, sighing in relief as you realize that your clothing has been changed. You push the covers off of you, swinging your feet over the edge of the bed, you look down and notice your boots are nicely set out, patiently waiting for you. As well as your hooded denim jacket that’s hanging off of a nearby lounge chair. You stand up, grabbing your boots and pulling them on, while you hold onto the lounge chair. When you’re finished you hear the familiar footsteps of Diego creaking down the hallway towards your room.
You swiftly open the door just as he’s reaching for the handle, “I’m gonna assume you changed my clothes, so thanks for that.” You tell him quickly, as you hold the door open for him to step inside. “You have no idea how worried I was when you wouldn’t respond to anything we did. You just looked dead, but you were still breathing....uh...Klaus had to calm me down.” He rambles on, as you touch his arm to comfort him. “Leonard Peabody stabbed me with a poisoned knife as him and Vanya were leaving. I didn’t see it coming....He knows more about us then I realized, sick bastard new my weakness.” You growl, angry that you were blindsided by his gutsy yet calculated attack. It was honestly ballsy of him to just stand there so confidently like that. Of course he would, he knew what he was doing.
“Jesus, that’s horrible. It made me sick to see you in such a vulnerable state like that. You looked like you were in so much pain....Pogo said you had some type of venom or deadly poison running through your veins...and we’d have to wait it out.” He tells you, his voice on he verge of breaking, Diego’s a lot more shaken up then you’d first realized. “D, I’m right here. Safe and poison free.” You smile up at him, tugging at his sweater collar as you give him a sweet kiss on his plush lips. He instantly relaxes into your touch, wrapping his good arm around your waist and pulling you in closer. This intimate moment is fully needed and deeply appreciated, you’ve missed Diego even if you both haven’t seen each other for only a single day. You slowly pull away, another question surging through your mind.
“Uh, how are you not behind bars right now. I mean, last we saw each other cops were pulling guns on you?” You ask him curiously, he gives you another kiss in response.
“A friend of mine let me out, he knows I didn’t kill Patch. He’s still working on finding more evidence....but until then we have work to do.” You take in a deep breath, laying your head on his shoulder.
“Never a moment to rest, huh.....alright fine, let’s go downstairs.” You tell him, looking back up at him, his eyes flick down to your lips for a quick moment. You smile at how adorable he’s being without even realizing it, he smiles back unsure of what’s causing your joy.
“I like your shirt today, it’s really bursting with the autumn colors.” He chuckles at your teasing comment, giving you another pleasurable kiss. He happens to be wearing his black and blue sweater that you bought him for his birthday. That’s the legitimate most color you’ve seen on him in months, even though most of your clothing is considerably darker too, you still flash in a bit of color here and there.
“Come on, Five’s waiting in the main living room for us, he’s got a new game plan.” Diego tells you, still holding onto your waist. You take his arm wrapped around your waist and pull him away from you, he frowns until you bring him in for another heated embrace, before pulling away and squeezing his bum as you hastily walk out the door.
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“The bastard that nearly killed Y/N and Allison is still out there, with Vanya. We need to go after her.” Explains Diego as Five paces back and forth in front of him, you, and Klaus. You’re sitting on the couch opposite of Klaus, the both of you listening intently to the plans.
“Vanya is not important” Grumbles Five, wanting to only focus on finding Harold Jenkins.
“Hey, that’s your sister. A little heartless even for you, Five.” Jabs Diego, actually sticking up for Vanya for once.
“I’m not saying I don’t care about her, but if the apocalypse happens today, she goes along with the other seven billion of us. Harold Jenkins is our first priority.” Replies Five, needing everyone to understand what’s really important. Diego looks away for a second to think, “I agree. Let’s go.” He answers with, making up his mind about what needs done first. You agree with the two of them.
“You guys count me out. I mean, you know, no offense or whatever. It’s just...I kinda feel like this is a whole lot of pressure for newly-sober me, so...” Klaus trails off, waving his hand in the air.
You get off the couch, standing in between Diego and Five, “Get your ass up, your coming with us.” You tell him bluntly, stating it as an order rather then a suggestion.
“No, no, no. I mean, I think we can all agree that my power’s...I mean, it’s pretty much useless. I’d just be holding you guys back.” He whines, really not wanting to budge.
“Klaus get up.” Demands Five dryly. Klaus frowns giving Five a bit of sass.
“You can’t make me.” A second later Diego throws a knife at him, landing it perfectly into the couch, right in between his open legs. Taking the not so subtle hint, Klaus begrudgingly gets up, “Oh, then again, a little exercise couldn’t hurt.”
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Five pulls up to Harold Jenkins house, the same one that you, Allison, Diego, and Five broke into just the other day. You all get out of the car, making your way to the front door, you stop on the sidewalk catching a nasty whiff of something or someone that’s recently deceased. Oh shit. The others walk past you oblivious, you shake your head and continue forward. The door’s unlocked so its easy access, then when all of you walk into the house, you see him. Harold Jenkins himself, laying dead on the floor, with a hefty multitude of random kitchen knives piercing his torso.
“Gross.” You mutter, walking in closer as you cover your sensitive nose with your arm.
“It’s not exactly what I was expecting.” Says Diego, staring down in shock at the bloodied up dead guy in front of him.
“The understatement of the year.” Quips Five. “No sign of Vanya.” Adds Klaus, yeah, where is she?
“Let’s get out of here before I vomit or the cops show up.” You mumble, covering your nose with your shirt now, turning to leave, Diego and Klaus following.
“In a minute.” Says Five as he walks over to the dead body, taking off the eye-patch as he unwraps the glass eye he’s kept with him for a long time. “Come on, Five, what are you..” Starts Diego who goes to cover his mouth.
“That’s not...very sanitary.” You add as Five touches the bloody face.
“Same eye color, same pupil size. Guys this is it. The eye I’ve been carrying around for decades, it...It’s found its rightful home.” He says in awe, taking out the glass eye.
“We got the guy we needed to kill to stop the apocalypse.” States Diego, half saying that as a question, not quit believing that this is it. “Yay! Let’s go.” Claps Klaus who turns to leave, Diego grabbing his green army vest to stop him from exiting the house. “No way, it can’t be that easy.” You tell Five, he stands up pulling out a piece of paper, “Look, this is the only note that I got from the Commission. The one that says -Protect Harold Jenkins- aka Leonard Peabody. But who killed him? Who did this?” Wonders Five.
“I have an idea...how about we ask Vanya..” Klaus begins as Five teleports away. Shit you were about to explain something very important to them. “I know who did this.” You interrupt Klaus, him and Diego’s attention snapping over to you.
“This is gonna sound wild, but trust me okay? Vanya has powers, she’s always had them....No one ever knew...because Reginald gave her those pills and had four year old Allison rumor her into forgetting. She’s wicked powerful too, and probably terrified.” You explain to them, their faces a mix of confusion, curiosity, and slight apprehension.
“What? Are you serious?” Diego asks you, you give him a small nod.
“She can throw things without touching them and she can make it windy when she’s upset, I don’t know what else, but she probably really needs our help right now. So let’s get out of here.” You urge, not a hint of a doubt in your voice, Klaus nods, believing you. Diego still looks a little unconvinced, “Trust me Diego, I saw everything. I have no reason to lie.” He looks up at you in understanding, deciding that even though he hasn’t seen anything yet, he trusts in your word.
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“No sign of Vanya.” Says Five to you and Diego as the three of you walk side-by-side on the upstairs balcony, heading for the wooden staircase to get to the first floor. All of you have been searching around the Academy for a missing Vanya, but with no luck. “She’s not in any of the rooms.” Adds Diego, as Klaus comes into view. “She’s not downstairs either.” He tells the three of you. Not that you needed to be told she wasn’t in the Academy at all, if she was here you’d be able to smell her, but the boys went about to look anyways.
“Well, I’m out. Diego you coming?” You walk past the three of them, headed for the stairs.
“Wait where are you guys going?” Wonders Five and Klaus.
You turn back around, one hand still on the railing, “As long as Hazel and Cha-Cha are still breathing, I’m not gonna stop hunting them.” You explain to them truthfully, they look at you at a loss for words, but none of them make an attempt to stop you. “Y/N, I’ll be down, I gotta get some of my things first.” Diego tells you, turning down the other hallway. You nod, giving Five and Klaus a quick glance as you continue down the stairwell.
Deciding that you’d like to have a tiny shot of something strong first to help awaken your senses...well...possibly...eh who are you kidding you just need a drink. You maintain walking through the living room doorway, heading straight for the bar. You find a shot glass and something strong that will help satisfy your taste. As you’re preparing your drink, you eavesdrop on Five and Klaus’ argument in the front room, the conversation focused on how Five has an addiction to the apocalypse, he then smashes his glass eye against the nearby wall. Grumbling something else to Klaus before he briskly struts his was into the main living room and right up to the bar. You smirk at him, “Trouble in paradise?” He glares up at you as he sits on a barstool angrily, “You wouldn’t happen to know how to make a good margarita, now would you?” He wonders, honestly hoping you won’t disappoint. You take a quick shot, downing the tiny glass in one clean motion, enjoying the scratchy buzz of the cold liquid sliding down your throat. You set it down with a loud clank, “Yeah, I could do that.” He nods, giving you a tight lipped smile, as he goes to say something to Dolores who’s perched on the bar to Five’s right. You get the ingredients out, shoving ice into the blender and pouring in the important stuff.
Once finished, you grab three glasses. One for Five, you, and Dolores. Pouring out the cold neon green slushy, you grab a twisty straw and a tiny umbrella. Touching up the best margarita you’ve ever made, “It’s on the house.” You wink at him, sliding the glass over the counter with ease. He gladly accepts, sucking down the liquid as soon as it’s in his grasp. The both of you sit in a comfortable silence, each enjoying your own margarita.
“Y/N, do you think we really did it? Think we actually stopped the apocalypse?” He suddenly wonders out loud, you set your glass down, leaning yourself against the other side of the bar to better face him. “Hard to say. In my experience you should always be alert for anything. But I don’t know....something just doesn’t sit well with me yet. I can’t explain it.” You tell him, he furrows his brows thinking hard about what you just said. In all honesty, Five’s always considered you to be the most competent and level headed out of everyone. Although he may have only of known you for two years before he timetraveled. You did make a lasting impression, one that you’ve never realized. But then again, when does Five ever truly express any of his more deeper feelings?
Out of nowhere a random knock is heard at the door, both you and Five make knowing eye contact. “Eh, I’ll get it.” He turns around getting off the barstool, heading for the front door with a margarita still in hand. You can hear him open it, then someone speaks, who’s definitely not Vanya. Their conversation is so casual and unbothered, but who is he talking to?
Five walks peacefully into the living room, as Hazel follows behind him. You unclasp a hidden pistol from underneath the bars counter-top. Cocking it, and raising it up to shoot in one swift calculated motion.
“What the fuck are you doing here?” You hiss at him, he quickly raises his hands into the air, gun still in his left hand, but not pointed towards anyone.
“Please. Just give me a couple minutes to explain some things. It’s important.” He says calmly, not wanting to get shot.
“Drop the gun. Then we’ll talk like adults.” You tell him, your tone still hostile. He nods, dropping the gun onto the floor, and kicking it over to Five. Who’s just casually sipping his margarita from the barstool, watching the whole interaction.
“So, you’re here to kill me?” Nonchalantly asks Five.
“Well, I can understand why you might feel that way, you know” Hazel mutters, standing there weaponless and slightly awkward.
“Well you attacked our house, tried to kill my family, and kidnapped my brother.” Says Five, you quickly cut in. “Not to mention that you stabbed me with an antique metal boat. And you killed Patch, the detective who was looking for Klaus...she never hurt anyone that didn’t deserve it.” You snap at him, your gun still raised. He looks down with a sigh.
“Cha-Cha was the one that killed her, I was just gonna knock her out....to give us enough time to leave. Sorry about your friend.” Your eyebrows furrow, Hazels voice surprisingly holds no lies, you stay unswayed still angry about it. But now you have a clearer idea of who’s on your hit list now, it’s just Cha-Cha. You know Hazel’s not a good person, but you can read people very well, and he just looks so tired of everything, he lacks that coldness that most true killers have. Deciding he’s harmless for now, you lower your gun, keeping one arm on the counter as you bring the gun down to your side.
“Well, there’s not much I can do about the past. I’m not the only killer in this room. You two got your own bloody histories. Speaking of which, that job you did in Calhoun, Five, that shits legendary.” He tells the two of you sincerely, looking up to you as he continues, “Y/N, when you busted that sex trafficking ring in Madrid, killing all the guards and leaving the main pimp alive for the feds. Granted, you blinded him in one eye and shattered his right arm beyond repair. But still...impressive.” You think about that moment briefly, it was more of a ruined vacation to say the least. “I can’t believe I’m actually in the same room as the two of you, after all..” Five looks up from his drink, half annoyed and half curious.
“Hazel why are you here?” Hazel stops for a second to speak, “Well I..” Suddenly he’s cut off when Diego appears out of nowhere, kicking him hard from behind. “Diego, stop!” Shouts Five, “You know, before you kill him, you might wanna hear what he has to say.”
Diego completely ignores him, you’re not even sure if he saw you behind the bar. Completely over taken by his own sense of tunnel vision when it comes to fighting bad guys. He tumbles around with Hazel, getting a punch in here and there, stepping back to pull out a knife, “I’m gonna kill you for what you did to Patch.” He growls, throwing his arm out, slicing where Hazel just was. Thankfully Hazel’s a trained assassin, so he’s able to dodge Diego’s blows. That is until Diego stabs him right in his thick left thigh, you and Five grimace, yeah that looked painful. The two of them duke it out for another couple seconds before Hazel aggressively bear hugs Diego, holding his arms down while lifting him up. Diego does not like this in the slightest, and a moment later he bites into Hazel’s ear. Five finally gets off the stool, grabbing an empty tequila bottle, teleporting behind Diego, and hitting him over the head with the glass. Diego gets knocked out instantly, Hazel letting him go, as he falls unconsciously to the floor. “I draw the line at biting. Hazel, whatever you came here to say, I suggest you make it quick, before he comes round.” Says Five, walking back over to his drink.
“I left my partner, quit the Commission, came to volunteer.” Says Hazel quickly, straight and to the point.
“For what?” You ask him puzzled, not 100% convinced that now he’s all gun-ho and ready to stop killing people. “To help stop the apocalypse.” Five starts to chuckle, Hazel’s face falling in confusion.
“What on earth could be so funny to you right now?” Five then goes on to explain things about how the apocalypse is over and how we found that random guy who supposedly causes it. They then converse about what life could have been like for Five if he never got caught up with the Handler and the Commission or if he never even timetraveled at all. Hazel says his farewells and even gives you the weapon that killed Patch, so Diego’s name can rightfully be cleared. You don’t stop him when he finally leaves, you’ve figured enough blood has been spilled this week already, and you’d rather not add any new stains onto the Academy’s carpet.
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When Diego finally comes round, you and Five are sitting on the barstools watching him wake up. “Good, you’re up. Ready for a drink now?” Says Five as casually as ever, Diego suddenly jumps to his feet, looking around for a missing Hazel. “Where is he?”
“We let him go.” You tell him, Diego’s eyes shoot open in astonishment, he was so close to avenging Patch. “You what?”
“Now that the apocalypse is over, it’s time for the fighting to stop.” Reasons Five, Diego’s face turns into a scowl, as he leans down to pick up his dropped knife off of the floor. “He didn’t kill Patch. Cha-Cha did.” You try getting through to him, but he seems to not care.
“So what? They were both there that night.” He snaps, you raise an eyebrow at his moodiness and abrupt change in tone.
“So? He happened to give us...both of their guns. Which will clear you, because the ballistics will match Eudora’s crime scene.” You tell him as he thinks about the information. “Hazel came looking for a way out. He wanted a fresh start. And he happened to have in his possession the one thing that could do our family a little good. So it’s time to move on.” Five says, adding more to what you’ve already said in hopes Diego will listen.
“Not a chance.” He answers with, you let out a sigh at his stubbornness. Five gets up, walking over to Dolores to pick her up so he can leave, not wanting to try and argue with Diego about his refusal to stop hunting both of them. “Suit yourself.” He adds, turning to walk out of the room, you watch as he goes knowing that you’re gonna have to be the one to talk some sense into Diego.
“I’m done hunting Hazel. He’s far from innocent, I’ll say that much. But...he’s not worth my anger anymore....I’ll kill Cha-Cha, and then I’ll sleep better at night knowing she can’t hurt anyone else anymore...and the bitch got what she deserved.” You truthfully tell him, hoping that he’ll take your side and understand your meaning. You look over to him, he frowns hanging his head down.
“I can’t, she was my friend.” He whispers honestly, avoiding your disappointed gaze.
“And she was mine. I doubt Patch would have wanted you to kill a faultless man. He didn’t kill her, Diego.” He looks up at your sincere gaze, he knows you’re right, but it’s just so difficult for him to accept that. You study his face, and in all honesty you’re not 100% certain in what he might say next, so you give him a hard decision that will feasibly sway his mindset.
“If you try and kill Hazel....I’ll stop you.” You pause for a moment to look at his conflicted face, he looks away from you. “You know I can stop you if I really wanted to. You’re not an idiot to how dangerous I can be...so don’t be an idiot.” You’re voice is almost harsh with the small threat you’ve just made, Diego hasn’t felt this nervous around you since he was a teenager. He looks back up to you, letting out a shaky breath, he puts his dagger back into its holster.
“Fine. You’re more important to me than killing Hazel....I can live with that.” He finally says, catching the big relief in your eyes. You give him a small smile, “Good, I really didn’t wanna have to break your arm.” His eyes go wide at your statement, “Oh calm down, I wouldn’t touch your face, I gotta keep you lookin pretty.” He rolls his eyes at that, revealing the smallest of hidden smiles.
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You’re lounging on your bed, absentmindedly throwing a small bouncy ball against your wall over and over again. When Allison walks into your room, she gives you a tired smile, but you can see past that, noticing the deep worry that seeps out. You catch the ball without looking, standing up and setting it down on your bed. “Glad to see you’re alive and well. I don’t know where anyone else is right now if you’re trying to find Luther.” You tell her, she shakes her head, giving her notepad into your hand. Follow me. He has Vanya. Is what the note reads, your eyebrows furrow in confusion, but wanting to know more you nod ready to help in anyway you can.
She leads you down the hallway and down many flights of stairs, and then finally into an elevator before you both are standing at the end of a creepy metal hallway. You’ve never seen this part of the Academy before, but you have a terrible idea as to why that might be. She continues forward as you hear the agitated voices of Klaus, Diego, and Luther. As well as someone faintly pounding on glass. What is going on?
When you reach the end of the hallway, Allison stops, your eyes find the three boys heatedly yelling about Vanya. Then you finally see her, she looks terrified and is almost in tears as she silently screams, pounding her hands against the glass opening in the metal door. Luther turns around, immediately noticing the two of you. Who are staring on in shock and rising anger. “Y/N. Allison, what are you two doing down here? Allison you should be in bed.” Says Luther, more concerned for Allison then Vanya, who’s fucking imprisoned in a soundproof metal cage. Allison begins to furiously scribble down some words on her notepad. Let her go, it reads. Luther shakes his head, “I can’t do that. She hurt you.”
Allison scribbles more down, holding it up for them to see when she’s done. My Fault. Luther won’t be moved, “I’m sorry but she’s staying put.” Allison shakes her head, walking over to get Vanya out, Luther puts his large arm out to stop her. “Just until we know what we’re dealing with.” She goes to walk around him as Diego and Klaus walk over to you by the doorway, but he stands unmoving, she steps back in frustration, “She stays put.” Says Luther, giving the final word. Allison’s face makes an angry but pained expression as she pushes his chest twice, letting out her frustration physically, knowing whatever hits she deals on Luther, won’t hurt him in the slightest. He doesn’t even budge, even when she makes an attempt at throwing weak punches into his arm that’s currently holding her back. “Come on. You need to rest.” He tells her, Allison doesn’t want to listen but she’s getting tired and knows she won’t be able to get past Luther. Diego and Klaus don’t even make an effort to try and fight him either, it’s not worth it.
You stand defiantly in the doorway as Klaus walks past you, Diego tugs gently on your arm, silently asking you to go with him, knowing that fighting with Luther will only make things worse. “We can’t just fucking leave her down here.” You snap at Luther, and a bit at the others. You brush Diego’s hand off of you as you walk up to Luther and Allison. “I’m not leaving without Vanya. So get out of my way.” You growl at him through clenched teeth, seething with anger at what he’s done. How dare he leave Vanya down here all alone, like a caged animal. You won’t stand for it.
Luther let’s out a discouraged sigh, really dreading a fight with you, the legitimate only person who could kick his ass and definitely hurt him. If you truly wanted to, and right now you do, very badly. “We don’t need to do this.” He pleads, fearing what he might have to do next.
“It wasn’t a suggestion. Move.” You hiss, he nudges Allison to get out of the way. She gives you a sad look as she walks past you, standing next to Diego and Klaus who came back to see what’s going on. “I know what it feels like to get a broken leg. It doesn’t feel very nice. So I advise that you step aside, before I make an example out of you.” He takes a step forward, staring dangerously down at your unflinching form. Taking this as your answer, you punch him in the stomach as you kick his right leg out from under him. He swiftly falls to the floor, catching himself on his hands and knees with a pained grunt. As you go to walk around him, he throws his right arm up, stabbing you with something tiny but cold. The fuck? As an answer you kick him in the face, he falls back a couple feet, landing near Allison and Diego who are watching this in shock. Not knowing how to handle the two of you.
You turn back around to look at Vanya, she’s looking at something on the ground next to your boots with a scared face. You follow her gaze to see a lone surgeons needle, empty on the cold floor by your feet. And then it hits you, Luther fucking drugged you, he knew you’d fight back. And he’s smart enough to know that you’d win, so he drugged you, preventing you from being able to help Vanya for awhile. Fucking bastard. The effects take hold of you quickly as your vision begins to go spotty, you suddenly feel numb all over and extremely tired. Shit what did he put in the needle. You look over at him, falling to the floor, as you land hard on your hands and knees. The room seems to sway as you sit down, your arms sliding out from under you. As you fall sideways onto the hard cement floor, Diego races over to you as Luther stands up, wiping a trail of blood from his nose.
“Fuck you.” Is the only thing you have time to rasp out, your world falling away into darkness, as Diego tells you something that you can’t even hear anymore.
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A loud thunderous smashing sound of metal on metal vibrates violently throughout the Academy. Rousing you from your slumber, you suck in a deep breath, sitting up instantly from your spot on the couch. Your cloudy mind is trying to pick up the pieces of what happened before you got drugged. Oh, that’s right, Luther drugged you so you wouldn’t release Vanya from her steel confinement. But, onto the current problem of the hour, that sound came from below the house. Swallowing hard, you know exactly who’s the cause of this monstrous racket....Vanya.
#the umbrella academy#diego hargreeves#diego hargreeves x reader#diego hargreeves x you#the umbrella academy x reader#what a time to be alive fic#falcor the luck dragon stories#tua#tua season one#number two
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I’m sorry I’m sorry I just sjdgjgkijgkiljgkilzjkilzjkilzefgvdfjk *screams endlessly into the void*
Why does my brain insist on always giving such complex backstories to minor characters and then becoming completely obsessed with crackships? (I do have interaction ships like Painter x Poet, Vanity x Grouchy, Gutsy x Brainy, Hefty x Smurfette etc etc) But my brain will always drag me back to “but what if they DID meet??”
So sdkjhdfjdfuvgbh welcome to the wonderful world of Butterfrogmantis
Don’t care for the 3 inches height or something (3 apples was a literal French translation btw, akin to ‘kneehigh to a grasshopper’)
(If you’re new or care to pay attention, Somebody is ‘Hundredth’ in my au, however I liked the John Oliver Vanity voice, so Vanity and Somebody are British-English in my au)
On a side note, Don’s pasta obsession is literally my favourite thing (they’re eating spaghetti :3)
#smurfs#the smurfs#art#hb cartoon#don smurfo#somebody smurf#otp#meme#ship#shipping#ship meme#crackship#shipping brain go brr brr#my art#gay#lgbt#pride#spaghetti#italian#english
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ploy ship: Gutsy x Brainy x Hefty
smooches will continue until moral improves, or at least until the hollering stops
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Current "Hackintoshes" demonstrate that Apple ought to presumably simply fabricate a Mac tower Today, running macOS on PCs isn't only an approach to abstain from paying Apple's prices.
Apple is chipping away at new desktop Macs, including a ground-up overhaul of the small yet questionable 2013 Mac Pro. We're likewise due for some new iMacs, which Apple says will incorporate a few elements that will make less-requesting master clients happy.But we don't know when they're coming, and the Mac Pro specifically will take no less than a year to arrive. Apple's consolations are decent, however it's a little solace to any individual who needs top of the line handling power in a Mac at this moment. Mac hasn't put out another desktop since it invigorated the iMacs in October of 2015, and the more established, slower segments in these PCs keeps Apple out of new top of the line fields like VR.
This is an issue for individuals who incline toward or require macOS, since Apple's working framework is just truly intended to chip away at Apple's equipment. In any case, for the really gutsy and urgent, there's somewhere else to turn: fake Macs worked with standard PC segments, famously known as "Hackintoshes." They've been around for quite a while, yet the condition of Apple's desktop lineup is making them feel recently important nowadays. So we talked with individuals who at present depend on Hackintoshes to perceive how the PCs are being utilized—and what they'd get a kick out of the chance to see from Apple.
A short history of the Hackintosh
In 2005, Apple did the unimaginable: it reported that it would desert IBM's PowerPC CPUs for its Macs. Beginning in 2006, all Macs would be fueled by the same Intel CPUs incorporated into customary old PCs.
The Intel move expelled the single most astounding obstruction to running Mac programming on standard PCs: the equipment stage would now be a great deal more comparable than divergent. What's more, in the midst of the underlying severing of articles of clothing from long-term Apple fans about the move from "extraordinary," "uncommon" PowerPC equipment to Intel equipment (everything appears to be extremely sensational by and large, evidently), there was at that point hypothesis about running Mac OS X on consistent PCs. For hell's sake, Apple's first designer equipment for Intel Macs was only a Pentium 4 in a Power Mac case.Once the Intel equipment really began propelling, "OSx86" ventures started to manifest vigorously. Early endeavors were really carriage and frightful; few GPUs were really upheld, it was never conceivable to apply framework refreshes without breaking everything on the grounds that you needed to depend on custom OS pieces, and you needed to hack around the way that most PCs were all the while utilizing BIOS firmware rather than the Mac's more up to date UEFI.
That has all changed at this point. On account of more present day PCs, a more extensive introduce base for Intel Macs, and committed lover groups and gatherings like TonyMacx86, it's not very hard for anybody alright with PC working to collect a Hackintosh utilizing off-the-rack parts. Group created applications and instruments streamline the way toward making introduce media and setting up drivers, and keeping in mind that you're presumably must do a smidgen of Terminal work getting everything to work superbly, most real setup issues are sufficiently simple to overcome for any individual who has been building and keeping up their own particular PCs for some time.
In fact against the principles, yet Apple doesn't appear to be irritated
Now I ought to say this article is not the slightest bit expected to be an introduce control or a support of Hackintoshing. Today, as has dependably been the situation, introducing macOS on non-Apple equipment is an infringement of Apple's permitting understanding. What's more, actually, I would even prevent all the more in fact slanted clients from building Hackintoshes by any means (for reasons we'll get into somewhat later).
All things considered, Apple has done shockingly little to close down the Hackintosh people group. At the point when organizations endeavor to market PCs running Mac programming, as a long-gone organization got back to Psystar quickly did in 2008, Apple close them down quickly and conclusively. In any case, macOS itself doesn't accomplish more than a surface-level check for certified Apple equipment—the fundamental equipment should be close-ish, and unique bootloaders parody things like the model, firmware data, and serial number. These OSx86 fan groups have existed for quite a long time without even a stop this instant. Balance this with Apple's a great deal more stringent way to deal with iOS jailbreaking: the organization discharges new updates to cripple old escapes before long, in any event to some degree in light of the fact that these escapes depend only on genuine security imperfections to work in any case.
It is not necessarily the case that Apple welcomes individuals to assemble Hackintoshes. It's more probable that the Hackintosh people group has such a little impact on offers of real Macs that it wouldn't be justified regardless of the time and exertion it would take to create and keep up new equipment checks as fast as the Hackintosh people group could work around them. Poor-to-nonexistent driver support and power administration imply that portable PCs make shocking Hackintoshes, and tablets represent 80 percent of all Mac shipments. They simply don't undermine Apple's business all that much (however I do think taking into account these clients with genuine Macs that addressed their issues could be useful for the organization's main concern).
What are individuals doing with Hackintoshes?
The general population who connected with Ars are utilizing Hackintoshes for the majority of the things you'd utilize a consistent Mac for. It's vigorously weighted toward experts—engineers, creators, artists—yet PC and VR gamers who need to double boot into Windows are very much spoken to, as well.
Daniel Alm, engineer of the time-following Timing application, has worked with Macs since 2009 and was searching for an option that is speedier than his 2012 MacBook Pro. The issue was that he required a meaty framework with support for Nvidia's CUDA, something none of Apple's present frameworks incorporate. He wound up speccing out and assembling a Hackintosh utilizing a portion of the group's suggested equipment rules.
"This construct has served me well over the previous year," Alm told Ars. "Everything is around 50-100 percent quicker than my MacBook (contingent upon the workload), and the framework is quiet at all circumstances. I constructed my most recent application, Timing 2, altogether with this Hackintosh."
Of the general population I got notification from (in fact, a self-choosing crowd), the greater part were programming designers—individuals who still add to Apple's environment regardless of the possibility that they aren't continually running its equipment. Be that as it may, it's not exclusively Xcode-subordinate engineers who have swung to nonexclusive Macs. We likewise gotten notification from video editors, artists, picture takers, and fashioners, individuals who don't really should be fixing to macOS however have a critical interest in the environment.
"For music, it comes down to macOS or Windows, with no critical pick up on either OS once you feel comfortable around them," said Soundae, a music maker with Unlimited Records. "I stick to macOS for purpose of decade-long nature with the working framework, having full certainty on the execution of all the modules, applications, and equipment I've put resources into throughout the years."
"I am a distributer, author, picture taker, and some of the time a human," composed Wojtek Pietrusiewicz. "Two of my companions and I helped to establish iMagazine barely 6 years back, which implies that I utilize the Hackintosh for photography (Adobe Lightroom, Photoshop), video altering (Final Cut Pro X), written work (Ulysses, BBEdit), and numerous different errands."
And keeping in mind that large portions of the Hackintosh clients who wrote in have just manufactured their machines as of late, it's significant that some of them have been utilizing Hackintoshes for quite a long time.
Why are individuals building Hackintoshes?
Individuals principally fabricate these containers for one of two reasons: non specific PC equipment is less expensive than Apple's regardless of the possibility that it is generally greater and uglier; and not at all like in the old Power Mac and Mac Pro days, Apple doesn't offer a Mac that offers what a hefty portion of these individuals need.
The value contention is particularly normal for more youthful individuals who need to get into the Mac biological system yet don't have a huge amount of money and who would prefer not to be saddled with the confinements of the maturing Mac Mini. Scratch Nolan, a video manager, said he began utilizing a Hackintosh in 2012 when he required a burly Mac that could deal with altering 4K video for a school extend.
"I couldn't manage the cost of a genuine Mac Pro (and the absence of updates was disappointing) until I discovered Tonymacx86's brilliant discussions and assets for building my own," Nolan told Ars. "I was to coordinate my senior film, and keeping in mind that the various children were occupied with what 16mm film stock they would buy, I set my sights on computerized and how to best function with 4K crude film… All these years after the fact this is as yet my essential driver."
Some portion of the reason Nolan and others stay content with these more established Hackintoshes is that it's moderately simple to open them up and swap out parts—insofar as you're making a point to purchase parts that are known to be good, it's very little not quite the same as updating a general Windows PC.For a large number of the general population I addressed, however, bring down costs were an optional concern. As Apple itself concedes while examining the impediments of the present Mac Pro plan, the 2013 model doesn't address every one of the issues that the old Mac Pros were meeting. For now's Hackintosh clients, many would not like to stick around to see whether Apple would turn around course.
"In the course of the most recent a little while I chose to assemble a Hackintosh on the grounds that I'm worn out on sitting tight for Apple," composed Josh Nozzi, a veteran Cocoa and Objective-C engineer with 17 years' involvement. "I chose to change back to a desktop since I infrequently utilize my MBP far from my work area any longer and needed more power. The prospect of paying still-premium utilized costs for a 3.5 year old "new" Mac Pro is... unappealing."
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