#heert

[hegodamask]

"Don't get comfortable, this is not a meeting. No one is going home. Tell your staff, tell your families."

ANDOR - S01E06 The Eye

[andorshitdaily]

ANDOR + Unhinged AO3 tags, part 2

bonus:

[karnpuffs]

x

[pianopadawan]

[ask-attendant-heert]

If you are reading this message and your initials are SK, know that I see you waving outside and am under direct orders not to make eye contact with you.

Also know that I have a bucket of water balloons by my desk.

Lastly, know that if I throw a water balloon, I do not miss.

- Attendant L. Heert

[fandomsniper]

🪤

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Krennic: I wanted to apologize.

Tarkin: Good.

Krennic: Let me finish. I said I wanted to. And then I realized that I'm not sorry.

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Motti: Veers gave me a ‘get better soon’ card.

Needa: That’s…nice. I think.

Motti: I’m not sick. He just thinks I could do better.

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Needa: You're smiling. What happened?

Piett: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Veers: Venka tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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Lastok: I trust Venka.

Heert: You think he knows what he's doing?

Lastok: I wouldn't go that far.

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Piett: Why do you act like you're always right? It's annoying.

Krennic: Unfortunately I'm always right. Everything I say, it's a fact not an opinion.

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Motti: As an empath my heart really aches when you guys are losers.

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Needa: That's a great shirt, Max. 

Veers: Thanks Lorth. 

Needa: It'd look even better on Firmus' floor. 

Piett: .....Are you hitting on Max for me??

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Heert: My social battery has exploded, killing several innocent bystanders.

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Covell: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Venka, to Lastok: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Lastok: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Venka: Good thinking.

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Motti: Save a horse, ride the aristocrat.

Jerjerrod: *looks at Piett* What does he mean? 

Piett: …I’m staying out of this.

[supervisormeero]

Pairings: Syril Karn/Dedra Meero Rating: Mature (18+) Chapters: 1/2

Syril gazes at her expectantly, curly-haired, pajama-clad, and no doubt perplexed as to why she won’t permit him to make tea. Unwilling to dance around the matter any longer, Dedra gives a huff, straightens as much as her brittle spine will allow, and gets on with it.

“The condition Gorst diagnosed me with is remedied by... physical contact. Apparently, it’s the only thing that eases the symptoms.”

A crease forms between Syril’s brows. Dedra can practically see the gears of his mind whirring until they smoke. A blush creeps across his pale cheeks, and she envies the warmth he must feel. “Physical contact,” he echoes.

When Dedra contracts a rare illness after a trip to the Outer Rim, Gorst recommends a remedy that leaves her chilled to the bone... a remedy only Syril Karn can provide.

[writersglock]

The Chimaera Chronicles. 1BBY. Issue 30

Oh dear reader, I have missed you! My duties aboard this prestigious vessel have taken hold of my attention - but I must tell you, dear reader, my fingers began twitching as soon as I sat down to write this column, my mind has been practically ablaze with news and 'the tea' as some of my outer rim colleagues would say.

[I'm looking at you, Senior Leiutenant Pyrondi]

So, pull up a chair, dear reader, and get comfortable.

Ever since I joined the Imperial Navy, I have endeavoured to make friends, I have even procured a few in the ISB (that's the Imperial Security Bureau). I have been informed by a rather loose lipped assistant that his supervisor is fraternising with a clerk from the IBS (Imperial Bureau of Standards).

Now I feel it prudent to clarify that my 'informant' hasn't seen anything unbecoming. But he has noted, seeing the clerk waiting, for his supervisor after her work day (outside the ISB's head office).

Of course, I would never assume there is any impropriety in this act, but I feel it imperative to mention that the Empire has very strict rules on - Romantic liaisons...

Unlike other recent gossip, this morsel of tattle has truly, snapped up my attention. I will endeavour to keep you updated dear readers.

Until the next time.

Yours ever faithfully, Commander Elin Hammerly.

[eclec-tech]

"An Unexpected Opportunity"

Here's my piece for the @forcefatalezine celebrating the women of Star Wars!

Losing a collection of intel handed directly to her by her boss was not the way Dedra Meero had planned to start her day.

[a-flickering-soul]

she's just like me fr

[myriad501st]

Star wars does this and I'm like 💖work besties💖

Ofc the two are different dynamics (different flavors even) but yeah.

[hegodamask]

There’s something so funny about all their expressions here. 

Dedra and Corv look like they’re gonna kill Heert for taking all the credit for the group project.

[andorshitdaily]

Character Appreciation Friday - Attendant Heert

Name: Heert Played by: Jacob James Beswick Appearances: Aldhani, The Axe Forgets, The Eye, Announcement, Narkina 5, Nobody's Listening!, One Way Out, Daughter of Ferrix

Happy Appreciation Friday, my friends! It's been a little bit so I hope you remember how to do this. Also, we're switching it up a bit for a while and appreciating the bad guys for the next several weeks. Because what would this show be without its outstanding villains? First up is Dedra's right hand man, Heert!

What do you appreciate about Heert? Let me know in a reblog, comment, or ask!

[karnpuffs]

they want 2 meet more random ppl ^_^

[pianopadawan]

Another unhinged imp alignment chart.

[ask-attendant-heert]

An Introduction to This Holoblog

I have decided to create this blog to dispel rumors perpetuated by the Rebel Alliance, particularly concerning the burnout rate amongst so-called "Imperial Underlings". I have had a wonderful experience with my job as an ISB Attendant and believe the galaxy should be aware of the truth. This holoblog will contain my uncensored insights, barring any confidential information of course.

I would like to affirm that I have not been threatened, coerced or mind-flayed and the posts on this blog are entirely my own. While I am technically being compensated by the ISB for maintaining this blog, this compensation includes only a weekly sugar-free chocolate bar and lunch break. Hence, I have no significant conflicts of interest.

This is meant to be a safe space for all well-meaning citizens of the Galactic Empire. Consequently, I will be happy to respond to any comments or questions, COMPNOR regulations permitting.

Wishing all of you good vibes and glory to the Empire!

Most Sincerely, Attendant Heert Imperial Security Bureau Central Office, Coruscant

(OOC: This is a satirical blog and one of my companion blogs in the same parody RP verse as @ask-sad-ghost-piett and @asking-for-apologies. The humor here can get dark. I write all my Imperials as feverishly loyal to the Empire, but this is a light-hearted blog in general and hence, I won't be delving into moral analysis.)