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Let the old man listen to mach//ine girl
Specifically this one
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#chattin#theres literally only two kinds of music that calm u the fuck down when shit is out of control#and its either oldschool blues#or whatever the fuck this shit is#source: me#i am incredibly biased (as all people with music tastes are) bc i have AWFUL auditory processing#so the less lyrics there are the better#the more noise there is the better#so like i learned in highschool that breakcore/nightcore shit was like the best way to focus on anything 😭#anyway#while i think hed listen to like normal music#like#80s-90s stuff#i think if u sat him down with headphones to like Fully immerse him in the noise happening#hed be hooked#you wouldnt tell bc his face would look extremely apathetic yet focused#but internally he is like. stashing this away for when he wants to stare at the ceiling and drown the noise in his head w storebought noise#:)!#its really effective!#i dont know too many bands like this one#but like i listen to a ton of speedcore shit so i can confirm Noise is Good#Youtube
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who else wanna kiss up his baby belly
#hes so cute#lol i love abs but i think its cute he doesnt have them#im pretty sure i wrote about it before lol but giving him hickies there i know he would lovveee#i also know hed be the type of person to try to workout for you and work on his body but then when youre hooking up#youre like#reassuring him that you like his tummy and he gets all whiny and breathy and squirmy#my beomgyu praise kink agenda needs to be pushed#EVERYWHERE.
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What's a good Halloween costume for Danse?
I think the dude would make a great Knight, like medieval style. He has the build and the attitude but I think he'd find it funny to dress up as a historically accurate Paladin and be like "Costume? What costume? This is regular attire for a Paladin." And keep a straight face because he'd think it was an excellent joke to pretend his costume was regulation. It's lame but Danse is so comically serious that other BoS members would chuckle at it cause he's just so pleased with his little halloween "prank" by the end of the day.
Post BB I think he'd just match a costume with the Sole Survivor. A big part of celebrations is celebrating them with people you know and are comfortable around and without his BoS companions he really only has SoSu for the time being. Is SoSu dressed up as a raider? So is Danse. SoSu is a wizard or something? He's their hunk henchmen (SoSu's words not his). I don't think he's one to think of like extravagent costumes cause he really wouldn't care but if it was like a party he'd try a little bit.
In like a real like scenario he's the guy who wears a slightly modified version of the same costume every year. Seeing that he like country music and longs for like a nice simple family like I can 100% see his dressing up as a cowboy or rancher. Pitchfork and lasso and all. To be honest he may just wear that as regular clothes too soooooo...
#danse probs wouldn't care and be more into like festivities like apple picking or some shit#like hed act like the costume and spooky stuff is mainly for kids but then youd see him telling synth Shaun that its okay if hes scared#and hed protect him just as an excuse to sleep next to his gun cause SoSu told an old campfire tale and he shaking in his power armor#bitch is scared by man hook hand car door#fallout#fallout 4#fo4#paladin danse#danse#ask#tisthegrimreaper
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I have a made a decision that I am done with DL men. I am not condemning other gay/queer men who love/entertain DL men trust me i get it, do you that is fine just as long as you are safe and content with your actions and the actions of the DL man in question BUT FOR ME, at my 32 big ass age, it's not cute anymore. Growing up dealing with a boy who is not out or DL was exciting it was fun to have your own little secret, to feel important that this man was willing to be with you in the dark, sometimes without his girlfriend (or in extreme cases) Wife knowing. ALL gay boys have been through this it's like a rite of passage at this point sadly. But I don't wanna be in the dark anymore i dont want to be loved on and sexed up in the dark. I wanna deal with men who have no problem being in the Light where everyone can see us, who knows who he is and isn't afraid to be that fully without fear.
#the drama the stress that comes with dl men is not it#and nothing has happened recently that made me come to this decision ive just been thinking#if i want a bf how is that going to happen when i keep allowing men inside of me who will NEVER EVER#be with me in that regard or see me as just something to fuck when he gets his little gay 'urge'#i remember one guy i dealt with who was DL in 2018#he would randomly hit me up and just angrily accuse me of telling someone we hook up#when i hadn't#hed go 'i know you told someone i know you did i know it!'#and i would get worried and a little scared because like....what do you mean#and sometimes after we had sex he would be IN MY BED and say#i really dont like doing this this is nasty....when HE would hit ME up to link#and i would just act like that pang in my stomach wasnt because he just said that#25 year old me deserves this move from 32 year old me
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Rip Gil LeGume you would have loved Chappel Roan
#TELL ME IM WRONG#hed love the hot to go dance with such a strong passion#and probably relates to pink pony club somehow#good luck baby with garry + huma /j#descendants descendants movies#harry hook#gil legume
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how i feel looking at f/o imagines knowing damn well my f/o can't do half of them bcuz they aren't even from this era
#my bbygirl is from the VICTORIAN ERA MY DAWG#THE *VICTORIAN ERA*#my man can NOT use a phone#hed probably scream if he saw one#f/o#f/o imagines#imagine your f/o#proship dni#proshitters dni#this is abt captain hook btw so#🪝🏴☠️🗡️: villainous thing
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This is probably unrelated, but I found some Francis Mosses art I thought you had to see.
I love the way people draw him, but they almost never draw his hooked nose or plain out animefy him (no hate to the artists)
This man looks absolutely perfect on this one. What do you think?
The artist is @awastepfaxygen23 on tiktok.
(Totally not exposing myself out here)
HELLO THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL AND THEYVE EXECUTED THIS SO WELL???
Even when ppl draw him with a hooked nose it always appear so subtle bc of the art style but this is absolutely beautiful and done right🧎🏻♂️
#I AM A SLAVIC MAN I KNOW HOOKED NOSES AND THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS EXACTLY HOW HED LOOK LIKE IRL#alec answers
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Does rafe genuinely like reader or just wanted to hook up?😭
hook up but like continuously hook up which i feel would lead to him actually liking her! but use your imagination! i like to keep things a little vague 😁
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I can't drive...
And I don't have money...
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Lutz? Dell? Would either of you be so kind as to drive me to town tomorrow?
(*´꒳`*)
-🦖
"Sure thing, hun! I'll drive you over. We'll give doc a bit of a break, ok? He's got a lot on his plate right now." Dell chuckles, patting Ludwig's shoulder.
The doctor grumbles, "I am going to hook you up to an electroshock machine one of these days, Dell. Will serve you right for making fun of me."
#Lutz and Misha#Texting Guests#tf2#tf2 ask blog#tf2 medic#tf2 engineer#🦖 anon#medic is the sorta person whod hook all of his teammates up to those electro machines that simulate cramps#he woulsnt even build them up hed go straight to the number closest to what he feels#you know. just to be a dick
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I am not immune to cheesy anime one liners and stunning gender ambiguous swordsmen.....
#JUST FINISHED BLUE EYE SAMURAI#IT WAS SO GOOD#i said i wasnt going to watch it right away and then hunkered down and watched the whole thing adfasdf#it was funny -- i tried to get my dad into anime and now hes far surpassed me and has watched so many lol#he recommended this one and i thought it was so fun hed share one back that id never even heard of before#then i laughed because i dont think he knows its not technically anime - just an animated show about japan 😅#but OUGH the art was pretty and im obsessed with these characters#mizu my fucking beloved!!!#im always a 'ball of sunshine' person over the 'edgelord fighter' person so i really thought id be a ringo fan#but uuuuhhhhh no. i am unwell over mizu. so unwell.#this type of show isnt my usual cup of tea#but i was HOOKED#i dont know if ill reblog too much because im scared of the rancid gender commentary i may see if i actually go into the tag -_-#i bet theres such cool fanart but im the queen of curating my experience and i refuse to subject myself to The Discourse.....#maybe i yell about it more when my brain can produce coherent words#very cool.....#rose rambles
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#The lego movie#these were my unfinished halloween customes ideas for them#then i got busy#ok anyway viviturs would dress up as yoda from starwars#metalbeard as captain hook or smth#batman… well hed dress up as himself bro..#michi’s art
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omg that cute hostel worker from last year was in the reception just now is this an omen that i should tell him i love him
#ahhhhh summer 2023... he checked me in and i checked him out <3#i literally thought about him on the bud today i didnt actually think hed be here hnghdjsk#ALSO on the bus i was thinking why tf was i here last year????#i dont even really remember being here wtf did i do? i hate this city i wouldnt come just for fun 🧐#i remember hooking up with that brazilian and going to hackney... girl none of it is adding up
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#so.... i have toughts.#about 'Escaping Virtuality'.#one of them was ''what if Caines human body was created using bits and pieces of the others' bodies''?#it would explain why Kingers prescription worked for him#it would also explain where he got his human body from.#i think ive talked about this but im pretty sure Caine would have difficulty walking#We havent seen him canonically walk in anything. he just... floats#im pretty sure that hed be incredibly wobbly whilst attempting to walk#i can already imagine him holding on to one of the other humans because he kept falling over#he hasnt seen his own face yet either#it would be amazing to get a description on how caine looks now when he sees his face in a mirror.#i wonder how hed react to seeing his face.#you know that strange feeling you get when you stare at yourself in a mirror?#the whole ''that is me.'' feeling? the one that gets you entranced and makes you focus on the details of your face?#...the question is- how would he see his own face?#Widows peak hairline. Hooked nose. And of course- he'd have those two mismatched eyes!#and what would happen once everyone else got outside outside of the office building?#are they considered missing in reality? how would those that were close to them react?#or does time pass slowly in the digital world?#and theres Caine. he definitely doesnt exist in legal terms considering that he was previously an computer AI#now that Caine is no longer an AI and is just himself without any code controlling him in any way whatsoever-#how would he react if he realised how messed up some of the stuff he did as ringmaster was?#hed probally have a breakdown and a half#ive been re-reading chapter 3 ever since i woke up and because of that my brain keeps thinking of random ideas related to it#and how do the rest of the humans look?#it would be great to hear as i could finally draw some scenes from it! :-)#EscapingVirtuality#seasalt speaks
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Have we considered brothers best friend with Hasan where your Austin’s sister?
I haven't seen anyone consider it, but I think we should. I don't think Austin would be the kind to be angry at finding out, but would find it weird.
#i think hed first think it was just a hook up and i think that he'd be mad about that but be relatively okay when he finds out you're dating#Will Neff one the other hand would be very upset™ for a hot minute if he found out hasan was dating his sister#hasanabi#hasanabi x reader#hasan x reader#toad
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WATCHING THE NEW MENTOPOLIS EPISODE 4 AND IM LIKE 20 MINUTES IN BUT IM RIGHT I THINK IM FUCKING RIGHT IM SOLVINF YOUR PUZZLE, PUZZLE MAN!!!!!!!!!
#hhhhhhh Norrell and the switch board and the grappling hook and the fight response and hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#CAUSE HE KNEW HED BE JUMPING OUT A WINDOW#HE KNEW WHEN HE HAD A MEETING WITH THE BOSS THAT THEY WOULDNT LET HIM WALK AWAY#SO IF THEY USED THE THING ON HIM HE CAME READY TO JUMP#OH OH OH#BUT MAYBE THERES A FLAW#BC HE TOOK THE PACKET WITH THE MAHCINE INFORMATION#AND THEY NEED THAT FUCKING PACKET OR THEY NEED ELIAS’S BRAIN#God this fucking campaign is everything to me#dimension 20#mentopolis
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Burmese culture is having trauma related to being in the dark <- I swear even if I left this country. I'd still panick if the lights ever went out or I'd still expect them to go out
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#burma#myanmar#burmese culture is#you get it right like i dont even feel like i can hang out with online friends#because i dont when the power will unexpectedly go off#i remember covid wave 3 too. doesnt everyone tbh#there were all these machines hooked up to my dad and i was begging for the power to not go off or hed die#since that scenario did happen to someone else
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