#heck yeah babes ik you got this

[taegularities]

ridddd 🫶🫶 how are you, my fav person on this app? i heard u were sick :(( pls rest up and drink a bunch of fluids 🙏

i unfortunately went to the dentist and found out i need to get ALL FOUR WISDOM TEETH OUT 🤦‍♀️ i absolutely hate the dentist and ik this will be my downfall fr 😔 plus my insurance isnt accepted by the surgeon they recommended me (its 3k wo insurance) so now i gotta try to find someone else (american healthcare is a scam ‼️)

i hope the weather is nice where you are! its finally 50 F here and im thriving under the sun 🫡

im really happy you're resting rid! ive noticed you arent as active and instead are watching shows/relaxing, i rlly hope you get some good rest (esp before ur school and job begins) ❤️

i hope you are well <3

- wife from war anon 💂‍♀️

(ps i hope i dont bother u with the long messages! i try to condense it as much as possible, but i love sharing with you!)

hello, my loooove !! aghhh yes, been feeling under the weather and sleeping all day... and my head is threatening to burst :') thank you, i'll rest lots 🥺 how have you been? <3

UGH EW dentists, i'm so sorry you have to go through all this. all four wisdom teeth? how the heck did that even happen 😭 but yeah, i don't know too much about the american healthcare system, but i've heard it's not very yay. i really hope you find someone else soon and that the teeth pulling and healing process passes smoothly 🥺

nO, gosh it's cold af... around -2°C/28°F, which is probably why i got sick at all 😭 so happy (and jealous) that you're enjoying the sun though, babe <3 yes, definitely trying to rest as much as possible.. this is the last month before july that i'll be able to chill a little, so... doing my best 💕

AND NOOO, oh my god, you don't bother me at all btw !! i love long messages, bc they show me that y'all are comfortable sharing/venting/conversing with me. it means a lot, so dw 🤍

[goldenn-moments]

merlin: pretends so hard he's not a sorcerer arthur believes him

arthur, who's soulmate is Definitely a socerer, rolling up his sleeves: well if no one else is gonna do it, I'll just do it myself

Merthur fanfiction idea

Soulmate AU were everybody has a mark on their body (it can be something both of them have/will have in common, or just something that represents the other half). The mark is in the color of the eyes the other half has (it can be anything else, but the color is important)

Arthur has a coin (or something else) with is gold. He knows what it means.

His soulmate is a sorcerer.

At first he was scared, but it forced him to look at magic in a different way.

After some time with Merlin as his manservent by his side he started to fall in love with the boy.

But Merlin didn't want to show him his soulmate mark. So Arthur thought it could be possible Merlin was his soulmate.

But Merlin wasn't a sorcerer...

So Arthur started to talk with Merlin about magic, everytime there was a magic attack he asked Merlin for help. He even gave him a magic book he found in the old library.

He wanted to turn Merlin into a sorcerer.

Merlin is confused and scared. Does Arthur know?

Of course Merlin has a blue coin on his skin, but was afraid Arthur wouldn't accept him as his soulmate.

[abbatoirablaze]

Bunk Mates, Chapter 14

Word Count:  1.9k

Warnings:  none

Alex’s POV

"Hey, what are you doing here?" my boyfriend asked form the hallway. I looked at him and Granny. He was wringing his hands nervously.

"Ike Bartholomew Crystal," I said slowly, raising an eyebrow, "what are you up to?"

"Nothing," Granny said before Ike could answer me. Ike looked down the hall to Chief McConkey’s office. Granny elbowed him, "come on man. Poker face."

"So uh, what are you doing here?" he asked, trying to change the topic.

"I'm here to see the chief," I said, pointing down the hall, "is he busy?"

"Yes," Ike said quickly, "I mean. No. I mea-"

"Andy is in there," Granny said, cutting him off, "and we're trying to see what's going on."

"Are you guys pranking Andy again?"

Ike instantly looked at Granny, who sighed heavily, "man you can't keep nothing from her, can you?"

"Alex knew when I skipped a gym day and missed my creatine by an hour."

"Really?" Granny asked, turning to me, "how?"

"He's less gassy," I said awkwardly. Both guys laughed, and Andy came strolling out of Chief McConkey’s office, grinning ear to ear, “hey Andy.  How’s it going?”

"Oh, hey guys,” Andy grinned, “hey Alex!”

The boys chorused 'heys' while looking at Andy guiltily. I raised my brow and observed it all, stifling my own laughter.

"You done?" Granny asked.

"Yeah, I just asked him. "

"OH yeah? Really?" Ike asked, "Hmmm, that's odd, I didn't hear any screaming."

The guys laughed, and Andy looked at them, confused, "wait, why would he be yelling? We're going to dinner on Thursday night!"

The boys began laughing even more, and Ike put his hands together as if he was praying to a deity, "come on what did he say. Tell us."

"Bleeders," Andy said, putting his hands on his hips, "Thursday night. Me and him. Thanks for cluing me in Granny."

He walked past them, and they looked at him so confused, "you guys tried to trick him into dinner with Chief McConkey?"

"Don't worry about it, Alex." Granny said quickly, "hey good luck with chief. He's bound to yell at the next person that goes in there."

I laughed, shaking my head as Granny walked off. Ike turned back to me and kissed me on the lips, "so what are you doing at the station babe?"

I didn't know what to tell him.  Should I be honest?

"Chief just asked me to come in," I said, being half truthful, "guessing maybe he needs more help with some of the reports. I know you guys are really behind on A shift, and I've been helping Lucy edit hers, so they are a bit better."

"Hey," he laughed, "if you should be helping anyone it'd be me. I hate writing those reports. They always take forever, and I feel like I'm not being clear enough."

"I can take a look at them if you want."

"Really?"

I nodded, "of course."

He pulled me to him, and I snuggled into his arms, "oh man, you are the best."

"Hey, go catch up with Granny," I said into his chest, "I can see you later."

"Yeah," he smiled, "we still good to start moving my stuff in this week?"

"Heck yeah," I smiled, biting my lip, "me and Creatine are so excited that you are finally gonna be living with us."

"Yeah...me too."

"Well, I should get going."

He nodded, and we kissed, parting ways. I made my way to the chief's office and knocked on the door, "Chief?"

"Come on in," Terry smiled, "and close the door."

I did just that, and sat down in the chair in front of him, "so?"

"I'm going to be honest with you," he said candidly, "Tad has written you a glowing review. He's put you up for the promotion to A shift. Your reports are always clear and on time, and you always offer to come in for extra time anyways. So, I called you in today, because I wanted to ask why you haven't applied for the opening on the A shift. Now, stop me if I'm out of line, but are you nervous about the idea of working with Ike? I know you two are seeing one another, but-"

"It's got nothing to do with Ike," I said quickly, cutting the chief off, "I really like you guys, I do. But C shift is great. I love being with those guys. Tad, JD, and Shorty have become like a family to me. I mean, I talk to those guys more than I talk to my own twin brother, and he's just on the B shift."

"Well, what's holding you back, then?"

"I guess I'm just happy where I am at for now," I admitted, "don't get me wrong if you need someone to come in and do clerical work, or pick up extra shifts, I'm your gal, but I'm just not interested in the A shift at this time."

"That's understandable," he said, standing up. I repeated his actions, and he shook my hand, "you're a good firefighter Boykins. Boy I never thought I'd say those words."

"I know," I laughed, "Most people wouldn't have ever said those words to my dad."

He laughed, "if you do ever change your mind, let me know. We would love to have you on the A shift."

"I'll keep that in mind, chief. Thank you." 

Ike’s POV

Why did you guys let me do this?" I growled, banging my hand on the table, "it feels like the devil pissed in my throat!"

"It's like a river of lava just flowing up my esophagus!"

"What are you guys doing?" Cap asked.

"Heartburn war."

"Yeah?" he asked, "who's winning?"

I began to raise my hand, but Andy cut me off, "I would say we're all losing."

"No, I put the most in mine."

"Nuh uh."

"HEY EVERYBODY!" Chief said, coming into the meeting area on the main floor.

We all managed to get out our hellos. I barely looked up. My throat was burning, and I was trying to beat Andy and Granny.

"Listen up," chief said, "we have a new addition to the station. Joining us all the way from station 27. This is Delilah Dunn everyone."

Lucy screeched from behind us but ran up to greet her as she waved.

"Hey everybody."

"Welcome, welcome." I said, trying to push past the pain.

"Wait you guys know each other?" Granny asked.

"Yeah," she nodded, "we went to the Tay Tay McVee concert together."

"Chick alert."

I laughed, looking at the girls. Delilah kept staring at me for some reason.

Do I have something on my face?

"Listen," chief said, pointing to the ground, "Delilah here is a big fan of this station, so we're happy to have her here."

"Yeah, yeah," Lucy added in, "we're just really happy to have you here Delilah. Right guys?"

"Of course," Andy said sarcastically, "we're so happy to play some Tay Tay Mcvee nonstop in the station. All day long."

'Yeah, and we're all gonna do mud masks and acai bowls right?" she asked.

"We don't eat that," I said shaking my head. But I tapped Granny, "that reminds me though, I need to get groceries after my shift. Want to head to the store after?"

"hell, yeah man," Granny smiled, "I gotta get me and my girl some steaks. I'm gonna grill for her, and then we're gonna do some sawft things."

"Sawft things?"

"Sawft things," he repeated, "like alpaca booties sawft."

"Nice," I nodded.

"Yeah, watch out women are secretly trying to take over your world."

"Naww, I don't think so," I said sceptically.  I thought about Alex, and I had to disagree.  She let me do anything I wanted.  Hell, she was letting me move in with her and she wasn't even gonna make me pay rent or anything.  

"If our periods sync up, we're gonna be unstoppable," Delilah said, gesturing to her and Lucy, “Just you watch!”

"Is that a thing?"

“I don’t want to watch that,” I said nervously, “I don’t think any of us want to watch that.”

"TMI!" Chief said, walking away, "Alright. Have fun everybody. Get to know each other."

"Hey that syncing stuff is an urban myth."

"It actually happens all the time," she said, crossing her arms, "and it allows women to bond in ways that men just can't imagine."

"Pshh," Andy scoffed, "like how?"

"ESP!"

"YEAH RIGHT!" I scoffed. That's not a thing.

"Just wait and see," Lucy smiled, "come on Delilah I want to show you around the station."

"Nice meeting you guys," she said, following Lucy, “see you later.”

"Welcome Delilah, welcome." I said as they walked away. She turned and gave a final wave. I looked at Granny, "that syncing stuff is really not true, right?"

"I don't know," Andy said from beside me, "because my mom and my sister talk about syncing up all the time and how it affects their synergy."

"I wonder if there's anything we can sync up."

"Like what?"

I shrugged and we all drank from our gallon jugs. Then it came to me. I slammed the bottle down. "PISS CYCLES!"

The guys said it at the same exact time I did. I smiled at my two best friends. This was the perfect idea.

"Do you guys have to go to the bathroom?"

I nodded. Andy did too. We went to the men's room together, "alright, we drink 12 ounces of water at the top of the hour. No going in between."

We agreed and synced up our watches, then released. I braced myself against the wall and sighed contentedly.

"Hey how long do you think it'll take to get synced up?" I asked.

Andy shrugged, "It didn't take my mom and sister long."

"Cool," Granny smiled, “let’s do this!”

We finished up and washed our hands and ran into Lucy and Delilah "Oh hey guys."

"Hey Ike."

"Hey." Delilah smiled, "Where are you going?"

"To the bunks. Just gonna read my Chiseled AF magazine."

"Cool." she smiled, "keep an eye out for anything cool in there.  Let me know." 

"Okay." I looked at Lucy and her for a second, "alright, well bye."

I walked into the bunk and grabbed my mag, which was weirdly laying down on my bed. I could see something sticking out of the top of it. Pulling the post-it note out, I saw it have a phone number.

What?

I flipped it over and saw that it said 'Delilah.'

"Hey Ike, what's that?"

I looked at Granny, "I think Delilah left her number in my Chiseled AF mag. Should I give it back to her?"

"Woah, my man," Granny said, eyes bulging out of his head, "the new firefighter left her number in your magazine?"

"Yeah," I said, sitting up, and handing it to him, "it says Delilah on one side, and a number on the other. Do you think she lost it?"

"She definitely did lose it if she put her number in your magazine," Granny said wildly, "Ike I think the new girl wants to get with you. "

"Oh," I sighed, feeling bad for her, "I don't want this. I have a girlfriend. Should I give it back to her?"

"Naw man," he said, shaking his head, "just throw that out. You don't want to embarrass the new girl...but I would also throw it away in the common area, not in your trash can. You don't want Alex finding that." 

Chapter 15

[hajimine]

LEX’S 2020 APPRECIATION POST PT. II !

— to the lovely moots & followers who i talk to quite often (or pretty much everyday), this one’s for you.

thank u for being in my life, you made my 2020 so so much better. i’m so grateful october lex decided to make a tumblr acc 🥲

i’ll try my best to keep it kinda short 🥲👍

in alphabetical order:

@4fterh0urs — my omega phoebe 😩‼️ ily so much bc you’re both extremely stupid n extremely smart at the same time. u mean so much to me and i love talking to u even if u call me such weird as nicknames every damn day 😃 you’re so sexy n hella intimidating smfh idk how i was able to make u my bitch (JK PLS DONT KILL MEE) anyways, thanks for being a real one bae + you’re the person i block the most, so you’re special ig 😹👍 ily you’re actually such a sap but u pretend to be all tough heh <33

@archivednikes — my solar system, my wh*re (lovingly) hi bae 😣 ok yk how much i love u but. im gonna tell u again: ILYSM!! OKAY??? please know that you’re such an amazing human being and you’re SO incredibly talented. god i love u so much please take care of yourself baby, you’re always so kind to other people and i hope you can do the same to yourself. once again, i am so fucking glad you decided to slide into my inbox that day, because now i look forward to talking to you every single morning. insert grabby hands ilysm <33

@boosyboo9206 — onyx hi babes! i’m so so grateful for you omg u dont even know it. you always manage to cheer me up with your antics and you’re always here to support me 🥺 whenever i’m down you somehow aways manage to make me feel a lil better. i love talking to u whether it’s about sth as mundane as the weather or even your obsession with the word peepers. thank you for being you, please take care of yourself and stop sleeping so damn late. ilysm <33

@ch4jime — chloe bae!! 😁 hi omg ilysm you’re so cute and cool and nice urghh thanks for always checking up on me! i love love seeing you in my asks, you’re such a lovely person to be around. i seriously need to be better at dropping in other people’s inbox, so just know that i’ll work on hanging out on your blog more often this year bc ily! i wish u all the best and please never stop being you baby mwah <33

@fairyoomi — hi bae 😣😣 how are u?? i know we don’t talk much anymore, and that’s okie, but i still wanna write u this lil note because i’m so thankful i met you here on tumblr. you’re an amazing writer and u were so sweet to me even when i was a teeny blog who didn’t know anyone. i admire u a lot, yknow? thanks for being such a friendly and welcoming person, ily <33

@gu3to — mochi bestieo 🙀 idk if you’ll even see this smh so i’m just gonna text u after this (if i don’t forget to rip) okay so. hello?! you’re so mf cool and you’re a trendsetter 🤩 yes yes im fueling your god complex it’s bc ily smh. you’re so dumb i wanna choke u sometimes but i won’t bc i’m also just as dumb 😁 pls stop disappearing from the face of the Earth okay ilysm you always keep it real and i know i can always count on u to listen to uh... my shit. okay so when are we gonna make out? 🤨 oki bye <33

@hoekageyama — wifey!! maddie baby urghh yk how much i love you, you’re one of my earliest moots im pretty sure? and aaaaa i’m so so glad i decided to be weird as hell and slide into your asks that day (pancreas. sighs. iconic.) you’re my numero uno whenever i wanna bark about hot 2d boys and what i’d let em do to me coughs err yea hehe. please take care of yourself baby you’re such a sweet and kind and loving person and i’m so glad to have you in my life. smh we text each other lovey dovey texts anyway but i still wanna do this for u 😋 ilysm!!! <33

@honeyskawa — lani baby hi! i know you haven’t been super active lately, but i just wanna tell u that i appreciate u so so much!! you honestly made my goddamn week when u sent me that ask about how i inspired you bc what the heck?? never in my life have i expected to have such an impact on someone. you’re a wonderful writer honestly. i love u so much and i hope everything’s going well baby, i’m excited talk to u more whenever you decide to be active on tumblr again <33

@jougogo — kaybae hi!!! you haven’t been on tumblr much lately but hi sexc it’s me lex lol i’ve moved accs hehe 😎 i hope u see this whenever u get your phone back cries. you’re such an amazing person to be around, always so cheerful and friendly, you exude so much positive vibes and ilysm. you always manage to lift up the mood with your sexc self and i admire u for that. you’re so incredibly chaotic and fun to be around ahrgehxhh i appreciate u sm and i hope you’re taking care of yourself bby ily <33

@kemochie — my waluigi, my favorite f*rry, hi 😝 urghhh god we just started talking everyday pretty recently but god. you’re so funny??? and i love bullying u bc u give me so much material to bully u with (ok jkjk i love u that’s why i bully u smh) also, you’re so incredibly supportive and u were actually the one who pushed me to finally post that atsumu fic, even tho stupid me accidentally deleted it LMAOBSBD anw, u bring sm joy in my life, so thank u for that. we’re a small lil filf and you’re the milf to my dilf LMAO ilysm mwah!! <33

@kenmaki — gabbae! virgo bestie!! hi hi !! you’re such a talented person and you’re an amazing writer, and i hope one day u can get past your insecurities and see yourself as the wonderful person u truly are. i love how we were able to relate to each from how similar virgos think + our initial conversation of dick measurements and such will forever be seared into my memory. and congrats on getting a daily railing on the dash HSBDH i don’t look at em i promise lol 🤩🤩 jdbdhdh ilysm bby <33

@miyams — ren sweet babie hi! you’re so incredibly talented please don’t listen to stupid hate anons. i’ll stab them with a serrated knife if i have to 😠🔪 you’re so flippin cute and sweet i love talking to you, and i love love love whenever u come by my inbox to say hi. i hope we can talk even more in 2021, my dms and asks are always open for u bby (even though i suck at replying right away, sorry abt that huhu) i love u sm baby please take care of yourself <33

@miyasangel — ardie bae 😜 hi sexc!! i still cant believe we talk like everyday now lmaoo i used to think you’re so freaking cool (i still do) and now i’m friends w u whattaheck 🥲 you’re such an amazing writer wtf. i hate that we had to start our friendship on such a sour note (ehem discord ehem) but i’m really glad it brought us closer together. ily cockarden i’ll be sure to bully u even more HAHAGS IM JK makes out w u so hard bc you’re so damn hot ily 😣‼️ <33

@owlywrites — owly baby hello! ily so so much and you’re so talented, you deserve so much recognition. i hope i can read more of your fics soon bc they’re so well written ugh 😣 thanks for always checking up on me and always being so incredibly sweet. i love u so so muchhh huhu i wanna give u the biggest hug in the world :( please take care of yourself and never stop being your genuine self kith kith <33

@rilacry — milfy gorlillola 😜😜‼️ hi sexc. omfg i was so intimidated by u wtf (and i still kinda am smh) bc you’re so cool?? and your writing n carrd making skills are amazing as hell wtf. u just exude BDE bc you’re hella hot AND bc u wanna peg everyone. anyways,, i’m glad we got closer recently, even if it was out of really wack circumstances. ily bae pls stop sticking your memojis everywhere mwah <33

@rintaroll — my kue tete ☹️☹️ ilysm smh bye i can’t believe we’re close now wtf you’ve always been so cool and sexc 😩‼️ oh god i rmb when u were still on your old acc and u seemed so out of reach and i was a lil intimidated ANDBDJD SHHH but yea now ik you’re just a big h word dork and i love u for that 😣 i wish u all the best for your singing career bby you’re such a talented writer AND singer wtf. also you’re so pretty???? wtf how rude 😠 JKJK HAHHSBD ilysm kithes u so hard <33

@tetsoleil — geegee!! hi baby 😣 thanks for being such a sweet human being ily! it’s been a while since we actually talked yeah? but i still want u to know that i love u a lot and i appreciate u so much. i’m so so grateful you’re in my life because you’re such a joy to be around. you’re an amazing writer bby and i hope you get the recognition u deserve. i’m always here for u if u need anything. ilysm bby <33

@velvetfireworks — rachie bae 🤩 my bakso goreng, my golden kiwi!!! ily!! hehe im so glad i decided to slide in your dms when u asked me if i was indo. but ahhhh you’re ao sweet and cute and supportive ilysm. an amaaazing writer and i admire your work so much, but i think you’ve heard me say that multiple times before. i’m so glad we became closer recently through our love for greasy food and wonky lil faces 👁💋👁 kith kith ilysm <33

@yato-o — yato baby hi!! urgh honestly i appreciate u so so much?? i feel so lucky to be able to get to know you. i don’t even remember how we met but ahhh thank u for always stopping by and have a chat with me even though i know you’re a busy person. please take care of yourself and get some rest whenever u need to! don’t feel pressured to come on here if you’re tired baby, im so grateful to have u in my life, i luv youu <33

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SEXY BAES!

kisses, lex

[harryfeatgaga]

Watermelon Sugar: is about Harry’s love of eating pussy (which doesn’t negate the possibility of him liking dick as well btw) Twitter: well! Let me write a think piece no one on EARTH asked for

literally.........anyways that video is the best thing to ever happen

Anonymous said: OK YEAH HARRY BUT I COULD NAWWWTT KEEP MY EYES OFF OF THAT EPHRATA GIRL --- LIKE EXCUSE ME. WHO GAVE HER THE RIGHT TO HAVE THAT SMILE IM SO UPSET I AINT EVEN MAD SHE GOT TO KISS HIM SHE DESERVES IT

I KNOWWWWWWW

Anonymous said: If I were dating him rn we’d be FUCKING AND I WOULD BE PRAISING HIM AND I LNOW HE WOULD LOVE IT

FUCKIJGN FUCK I KNOWWWW

Anonymous said: I'm so happy the girls and him were having the best of times gotta be honest i was afraid the MV might be a little tacky ahshdvfjdjd but it was wonderful

IT WAS THE BEST IT LOOKED SO FUN AND HARRY? TACKY? NEVER

Anonymous said: Are you not getting my asks or are you not posting? :(

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE SENT BABE IM ANSWERING EVERYTHING

Anonymous said: Not me following the heck out of the models🥵☻

EKDFCJNBHJDNF IK I NEED TO

[pokemagines]

takumi, gaius, henry, robin, & soren + summoner using their confession lines

anon asked: “I absolutely love this blog I'm so glad I found it!!! If at all possible can I have a summoner that has played the games using a characters confession line against them? Like with Takumi, Gaius, Henry, and any others that you like? Oh and what if the summoner creates ones for the characters who don’t have one like Grima/Robin, Alphonse, Corrin, Ect.”

a/n: y’all i am So Tired.... work is really Like That huh? OH and i got a kitten too recently!! we names her loki bc she’s v mischievous lmao --mod touko

also: i was rereading takumi’s confession line for this and i SCREAMED the japanese version he literally calls u sister i’m!!!! that is NOT okay sdkjhgfkfgjls

takumi: 

you’ve known about his crush on you for the longest time, as it’s not really subtle. he always gets flustered whenever you get near him, yelling something about you distracting him in order to try and get you to not be so close to him. (it’s embarrassing to him for you to see him all flustered).

so, you decide to confess to him first, but, not knowing what to say, you decide to tease him a bit and use words you know he’s said to corrin in another lifetime. you grab both his hands, making him look you in the eyes while you say it.    + “if you were aiming for my heart, you’ve struck true... this was meant to be...”

takumi is quiet for a moment, before laughing. you’re confused, wondering if this is him rejecting you (even though you were sure he liked you... could you have been wrong?)     + “i’m sorry but that was kind of cheesy!” he says inbetween laughs, “is this how people confess in your world?” you just kind of... blank out and don’t have the heart to tell him that that is in fact his own line.       “you’re such a jerk takumi!” you jest, lightly punching him in the ribs. he ruffles your your hair, smirking down at you.      “yeah, but i’m your jerk.”      “oh c’mon that was worse than y- i mean, my line!”

gaius:

gaius aka “i have the cheesiest confession line ever” took a while to warm up to you (he’s very skeptical about forging bonds with people). he’s not the best in battle, but he is good at sneaking behind enemy lines and collecting intel for you, which is how the two of you became close. he even gave you a nickname -- “honey” because of your love of the sweet candies he makes. (it’s been misinterpreted by people many times).

one day, the two of you are talking about the worst romantic experiences you’ve ever had -- gaius’s was where he once thought frederick was into him because he wouldn’t stop following him around and staring at him, turns out the knight just thought he was going to break into the royal treasury.     + “well, once this guy confessed his love to me by saying “baby you’re a river of chocolate in an ocean of cream... i’m going to steal your heart on a daily basis.”      “...what’s wrong with that? it’s kind of sweet, i guess?”      “gaius what the heck that’s literally the cheesiest line in the entire world... seriously, you couldn’t have thought up anything... sweeter than that?”      “wait, what do you mean by “you”... did i say that when i was drunk or something???”

after you let that slip and explain to gaius that fire emblem is a game in your world he promises to write you up something 100x better than game gaius could ever think of. you highly doubt it. 

henry:

henry seems to have taken a liking to you as you both quickly bonded over the sharing of very fatalistic humor (which some of the other heroes found very odd but they were too afraid of henry to point it out). the two of you had a mutual crush on each other, and you thought of no better way to confess than using his own words -- plus, it’d be funny to see his reaction.

you have the perfect opportunity when you see henry outside by himself, talking to a group of ravens. the raven stare menacingly at you as you get closer to the white-haired boy, but you don’t feel unnerved until he actual stands up and smiles at you, then you know what you have to do.    + “henry... i’ve been meaning to tell you something all day.” you nervously shift your weight from left to right. taking a deep breath, you swallow your pride and grab his hands, forcing yourself to look into his deep brown eyes. “i’ll love you with every ounce of my blood until i die...” silence. then you hear henry make a tut noise.       “aw rats! i was going to say that exact thing to you!” you see him pout, but you doubt he means it. “are you a psychic or something? c’mon tell me! if we’re gonna be together til death do us part, i’ve gotta know all your secrets... even the gross ones!”       “yes henry. i can read your mind. everyone in my world has a superpower, you know.” you joke, knowing he’ll take the bait.      “no way!! that is so cool! alright can you read my mind now?”      “you’re thinking that if you could have a superpower it would be necromancy, am i right?” he looks at you in awe.      “no way! no way! ooh, can we go read other people’s minds now! we can find out all their dark secrets... you’re really something special, babe!”

robin:

robin always offered to help you out with tactics. even when she was first summoned, she’d be by your side, helping you draw up routes and giving you advice on how to win the battle while also keeping everyone alive. 

it didn’t take long for you to fall for her, hard. she was the full package: smart, sassy, gorgeous beyond belief... everything about her drew you in more, until one day you couldn’t take bottling up your feelings anymore, and you decide to tell her.     + “ah! summoner, just the girl/guy i wanted to see! i was wondering if you wanted to eat lunch with me? there’s this really pretty grove of flowers i saw outside and i was wondering if you wanted to see them with me?” she’s not wearing her thick tactician cloak and you can see just how beautiful she really is, dark skin, freckles littered all over her shoulders... she’s breathtaking. you feel your head start to spin. “...if you don’t want to do that we could always--”      “no! i-i’d love too! i just have to tell you something first...” she nods, insisting for you to go on, and you take a deep breath: “hm... it seems i’ve found myself in a situation where i must admit defeat. very well, my heart is yours.” robin flushes a bit at your odd confession, before laughing quietly to herself.      “i’m sorry, for a moment there i thought you were another version of me!” she puts a hand on your shoulder, “not the way i saw this going, but it was cute!” she leans up and pecks you on the cheek. “so, you want to get some lunch with me, dear?” the way she says the word makes you melt, and you can only answer with a quiet.      “mhm.”

soren: 

soren and you have a rivalry of sorts, that started from the moment alfonse chose your plan over his. he sees you as a much inferior tactician, as he’s been studying his whole life and you’ve been studying for... well, as long as you’ve been in askr. he sees you as a hack running off luck.

it’s not until he goes to return a book late at night and sees you studying, eyes bloodshot and hardly able to stay awake that he realizes how hard you’re trying. he swallows his pride and sits down, asking about how you manage to come up with strategies despite having little to no knowledge on how the battlefield works. you perk up (as best as you can) and tell him how you come up with your strategies. he listens, and finds you not as insufferable as he once thought... maybe...

you know he has feelings for you. it’s evident how he sticks by your side, despite saying biting words towards you at times, he slowly but surely starts opening up to you. even ike (dense as he can be) seems to take notice, and teases his strategist about it.

of course, you know he won’t be the first one to confess because of how much of a tsundere he can be, so you take it into your own hands to tell him how you feel.    + “if you’ve come to pester me again, i’m busy.” he says curtly, but still moves over to where there was enough room for you to sit down. soren doesn’t look at you, but you can see a slight blush creep up on his cheeks.       “riiiiiight. so i’m guessing these week-old maps are keeping you busy? wait, is that a drawing of me in the corner?” he flusters immediately, ripping up the maps into little pieces. you chuckle, and he hisses, glaring at you as if to dare you to mention it again. you sit beside him on his work bench. “i came for a much different reason, i have to tell you how i feel--”      “why should i care about your feelings?      “because i like you. a lot.”      “just as you have to like everyone in the army. if that is all you can go now.” you would never have feelings for him, right?      “no, gods soren... do you want me to put it in words you can understand?” you put on your best impression of soren’s voice. “how did you do it? you’ve somehow... sorry, i should try and be nice since i-- i like you, okay? don’t make me say it again.” you giggle, “that’s how i think you would confess to someone, anyways.” you look at soren who’s completely flushed. he’s never had someone who liked him romantically before, heck, he’s only had one friend his whole life! what was he supposed to say?      “i guess the feeling is mutual.” he pouts, composing himself, “but that impression of me was gods-awful.”      “now that we’re dating, get used to hearing bad impressions alllllll day.” you link your pinky in his, and wink at him.      “now wait a minute!”

[hallucinationoflacrymosa]

30 questions tag!

I was tagged by @caramellcat1998

Thanks a lot babe <3 I’ve never been tagged in this kind of things and I appreciate it a lot.

Rules: answer 30 questions and tag 10 people you’d like to know more about!

1. Nicknames: I let ppl call me as they please, but closest friends call me Nene, Nana or Ire

2. Gender: feminine human being who acts like a cat most of the time

3. Star sign: scorpio

4. Height: 153 cm (I think it’s 5” or 5’1”)

5. Time: 17:01 I’m a lazy ass so I’ll probably post it late in the night

6. Birthday: 7th of November

7. Favorite bands: uhmm… Black Eyed Peas was my absolute favorite, then there are Pentatonix, Bon Jovy, Die Antwoord (I can’t understand shit but man if I like what I hear), Black Veil Brides, The 69 Eyes (I really love goth music), White Lies, B.A.P. and Big Bang (yeah, I’ve been pretty fixated with kpop during my 3rd year of highschool). They’re not bands but I also do adore The Hobbit, King Arthur and Suker Punch soundtracks.

8. Favorite solo artists: I think I’m gonna die lmao btw David Bowie, Will.I.Am, Sia, Kat Graham, Hilary Duff (her last album is fab), Emily Browning (ik she’s not a singer but I ADORE her songs).

9. Song stuck in my head: I’m still pretty stuck with “Human” by Rag’n’Bone, this song is absolute perfection, and with “Fire Escape” by Civil Twilight.

10. Last movie I watched: Coffee Shop, a romantic comedy (but imo is more a drama) with Laura Vandervoort.

11. Last show I watched: 12 Monkeys and you should absolutely watch it bc it’s freaking amazing if you like sci-fi, and GoT (I’m seeing it translated into Italian bc I watch it with my parents so I’m an episode behind).

12. When did I create my blog: January 2012, but I started using it only late in 2014.

13. What do I post: obv fandoms (I have so many, gosh: Stargate, LOTR, The Hobbit, Avengers, TWD, TW, GOT, Strange Magic…); videogames, such as Dragon Age, Mass Effect, the Witcher; stupid things I like; plants; gifs, so many gif bc I love them, and also photoshoot of my favorite artists;  cats, cats and cats everywhere bc they’re my ray of sunshine.

14. Last thing you googled: Emily Browning height in inches bc we’re more or like the same height lmao and I can’t understand for the life of me how the heck I can convert cm in inches.

15. Do you have any other blog: a blog I made in 2014 with the help of my bff, I wanted to write what I feel but I’m a lazy ass so I’ve never wrote anything.

16. Do you get asks: Nope

17. Why did u choose your URL?: It’s similar to my mail and the mail is really really more complicated. I created the mail bc I wasn’t able to enter in my skype account and I wanted to complicate my self, so I took some part from song names of my favorite artist and here am I with a terrible mail and a terrible url, but now I’ve grown affectionate to it lmao.

18. Following: 423 and I won’t delete any of them.

19. Followers: 44, I block every porn blog that follows me and I’m not so interested in being followed.

20. Favorite colors: absolute favorite is Black, it’s so classy and stylish even if you’re simply wearing a pajama. Then there’s red bc I’m a vampire and I like blood (?) and I’ve take a liking on green.

21. Average hours of sleep: *screech* I should sleep at least 8 hours or I’ve a super iper mega giga headache, but I’m a dumbass and usually stay up until it’s too late and the next morning I struggle to get up. Or, I can sleep to 14 hours.

22. Lucky number: 7 or 8, I’ve never really thought about it, but I think 8.

23. Instruments: I used to play something in elementary school but I gave up for lack of interest.

24. What am I wearing: I’m literally sweating the sweats of my ancestors so I’m wearing only a pink camisole and a pair of purple shorts.

25. How many blankets do I sleep with: depends on the season, now (here’s summer) I sleep without blankets bc I’d risk to burst into flames lmao, but in winter I do love to wrap myself in a duvet. The softer the better lmao.

26. Dream job: I DON’T KNOW. I’d like to do something books related but I’d need a degree or do something with the language I know bc I really love to speak and help tourist.

27. Dream trip: I’d like so much to see the pyramids, I love Egypt and everything related to it. I’d also like to visit Scotland again bc i’ve been there in idk 2014 (I’m bad at memorizing thing) and it was like a dream.

28. Favorite food: I do love to eat, I think my faves are pasta, pizza (hehehe I’m Italian) but also tiramisu, ice-cream, and fruit such as peaches, strawberries, cherries and melon.

29. Nationality: italian

30. Favorite song now: god idk, I’m listening to “Dana” by Dear Frederic so I’ll say this. I’m tagging:  @bootycap I’ve fallen in love with your movie poster, they’re so fucking amazing, and I’m really happy to see your posts on my dash. @veritaaas Even if I don’t follow Z Nation or The Last of Us, i’m pretty affectionate to your blog bc of your love for Boondock Saints. @samcaarter I started following you for Sam Carter and then I’ve discovered that we’ve more fandoms in common and I love your posts. @goldwerewolf As soon as i’ve seen Strange Magic I started searching for blog to follow and gosh if you’re one of my favorite. I really love your drawings of Bog and Marianne. @suzie-guru I think I’ve been following you for quite a long time by now and I’ve always been pleased to see your posts. @nilukka You’re one of my favorite artist that I’ve discovered from tapas. Every update of your comic bring a smile to my face and I would like to adopt a Black Star and tell him everything I know (?) @sikanapanele Your gifs are fantastic and you fill my heart with wonderful ppl every day. My eyes and my soul say many thanks. (All this Charlie Hunnam is a blessing) @givebackandlivehappy I started following you for Strange Magic and then I liked you so much that I’m so happy to have you on my dash. @lovelyblueness  I believe that you are one of the blog I’ve been following quite from the start and idk, when I see your post I’m like “Oh yeah, a post by Natalia, I love this girl. @terrible-wolf In time of crisis you’re my sterek safe island and I don’t know what I’ll do with you. These are just a few people that belong to your tumblr-dash and you get concerned if they don´t show up for a while.

[larryiswhatilivefor]

I WAS TAGGED BY MY BETIS, @daisieslouis AND @lionheartlouist , love you sweethearts so much!!!

RULES: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!

a) Age: 17 (well 16, going on 17 BUT SHUSH LEMME BE DELUSIONAL) b) Biggest fear: this world running out of chocolate (and being hated on) c) Current time: 7:16 pm (edit, i FINISHED it at 8:59 bec i had to go somewhere woops) d) Drink you last had: tea, with milk and 1.25 spoons of sugar (the perfect cuppa) e) Every day starts with: waking up ._. duh? (in all seriousness, it starts with checking my phone and replying to my messages) f) Favourite song atm: gimme! gimme! gimme! by ABBA (guilty pleasure okay fuck off) g) Ghosts, are they real?: as an intellectual alien, i can confirm i have a few ghost friends myself. h) Hometown: quoting @lionheartlouist , “mumbai meri jaan” :D i) In love with: nutella and louis tomlinson j) Jealous of: harry styles (bec he is literally married to an angel) k) Killed someone: in my head? HECK YEAH! in real? not really but @daisieslouis I can make people disappear ;) if you get what im saying l) Last time you cried: dont remember. too long ago. m) Middle name: my dad’s name but i aint letting it out hehe n) Number of siblings: 1 older brother o) one wish: i have something planned for my future, and my one wish is just hoping and praying it happens. p) Person you last called/texted: if you’re asking the ones that are on tumblr, then it’s 2 people actually, @harryspdf (talking about our chaxiversary ofc), and @justanothercrazypenguin (bec i talk to this babe everyday of my life) q) Questions you are always being asked: “Why dont you have a boyfriend?” like lmao chill my life doesnt revolve around being in a relationship r) Reasons to smile: one direction, ryan higa, @justanothercrazypenguin (and loreen) and of course, chocolate. s) Song last sung: still got time by zayn t) Time you woke up: 8:30am u) Underwear colour: white with tiny pretty purple roses v) Verse from a song you like: “Sorry love, but i don’t really care…” from Happily, and ik this isnt a verse but i love this lyric the most. w) Worst habit: getting attached too easily (record time=2days of constant texting), and caring too much about people’s opinions on me. (hoping to pull a harry styles one day and transition into worrying about being judged to flaunting all i have) x) X-rays you’ve had: just tooth x-rays y) Your favourite food: anything spicy is probably my favourite (frankies, spicy burgers, SPICY CHICKEN WINGS!…im hungry now…brb) z) Zodiac sign: Virgo (and unbiased-ly my favourite)

i tag some of my favourite people:

@justanothercrazypenguin @oliviatracknine @mistreated-hallways @iicflarrie @statuesquecurls @kiwiau @twoghostsau @theimpalasdoctorin221b @fetuslarry28 @pezzles17

(too bad if you’ve been tagged before, bec i know most of the ot14 gang were probably tagged by someone else before me, but oh well…AND YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS IF YOU DONT LIKE IT OR ARE TOO LAZY, bec tbfh i can relate)​

(and ik im a little slow but i was busy making all the things bold, and italicising the right parts, and tagging the right people. it took time to make this look decent okay stop judging me)

[floraljeonghan-blog]

a - z meme

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you.. And most importantly, have fun!

Y'all know I love doing this to you ;) ik it’s 2017 and no one likes these memes anymore but I DO so take a fuckin sip babes

a - age: 17

b - biggest fear: abandonment 

c - color of your shirt: black

d - drink you last had: tea with milk and honey

e - every day starts with: me realizing it’s 3:30 and it’s time to get up

f - favorite song: weightless by all time low, yes i am aware it’s 2017 but it’s a fucking bop that never dies

g - ghosts, are they real: heck yeah

h - hometown: melbourne, fl, usa

i - in love with: love is fucking make, miss me with that love shit

j - jealous of: cismen

k - killed someone: i thought i accidentally killed  my papa when i was like 9 but turns out it was just cancer

l - last time you cried: like at 7am when i had a realization about myself

m - middle name(s): don’t have one anymore

n - number of siblings: 3, two younger sisters and a baby brother

o - one wish: i want to have a male body

p - person you last called/texted: someone who thought i was a drug dealer, they were mistaken

r - reasons to smile: my friend hannah

s - song last sang: i can’t remember, i think it was an all time low song

t - time you woke up: 4:26 pm 

u - underwear color: blue, its got tardises on it

v - vacation destination: i mean i really want to go to london at some point

w - worst habit(s): i pick at my scalp a lot

x - x-rays you’ve had: teeth and chest

y - your favorite food: i like rice a lot and like spicy food

z - zodiac sign: capricorn sun, sagittarius moon, and aries rising

i’ll tag @hyperactivehoshi @mochihun @nctbh @springyoonseok @jinjjin @cheolsol @eunwonwoo @wohnwoo @leanmeangreenbean @hobisunset