#heavy sarcasm here

[marsdeathdefiances]

Somebody should give Alcibiades an energy drink. I can see absolutely nothing going wrong with that.

[asiogie]

r u guys ok? im sorry that happened to u and ur friends

its just incredibly fucking unserious like wow dream is bad because he ecourages doxxing and his fans dox others lets dox them

[mr-ladystardust]

today has been such a good day - I went to a uni open day and then my train home, the only one belonging to the service I had my ticket with, was cancelled, and then I realised I actually cannot afford uni because it's £200 a year to use fucking washing machines, and then my house nearly burned down, and my dog nearly got hit by a car, and it was fucking freezing, then it started pouring down, then we had to leave 3hrs early to get the only other train home meaning I missed 3 of the subject sessions I was meant to go to before I decide to apply to this uni in 5 days :))

[blasphemyisjustforyou]

Oh? Really? @pepsimansthickmeatyschlong? You have pepsiman as your background? Thats such a surprise. I never would have guessed that Tumblr User PepsiMansThickMeatySchlong would have pepsiman as their phone background. Wild.

[rehabber-valkyrie]

What did Bitts steal though? xD

Jewelry. He is stealing jewelry from the neighbors to feed to Tourmaline and I am having just The Greatest Time over here!

[kirbydots]

I am hinged and normal about Doctor Fate and not at all upset about how the characters have been handled by DC as of late.

[m1zumono]

dean winchester and autism because this man is autistic and i will not accept otherwise:

his reaction to sam giving him the giant slinky at the end of 7x14 'plucky pennywhistle's magical menagerie'

actually physically stimming when he enters the bunker with sam in 15x14 'last holiday' and sees the christmas decorations

the boxing episode, 11x15 'beyond the mat', where dean spends the entire episode fanboying and (for lack of a better word) plays in the boxing ring

wearing the same thing (flannel, jeans, in earlier seasons the leather jacket) almost all of the time while not in disguise to work cases

eating the same thing (cheeseburger with extra onions or pie) at almost everywhere they go, as often as he can (about dean winchester and food, i could talk about that for hours he has so many issues with it and it's all john winchester's fault)

his ability to recite movies line for line, and his tendency to communicate almost entirely through references and movie quotes, and expecting people to understand what he means

about references, he makes jokes and references when it's not appropriate, he doesn't understand that something isn't appropriate in a situation where it isn't specifically pointed out to him, and he generally has a pretty messed up sense of empathy and inability to 'read the room'

‘you’re always calling me a geek, but you know every word to every led zeppelin song, backwards and forwards. you can discuss in detail every major rock drummer between ’67 and ’84… and you watch ‘jeopardy!’ every night.’ - directly quoted from sam winchester in 14x20 'moriah'

in 13x06 'tombstone' when they go into the motel and dean talks about the cowboys, identifying all of them and going into quite a bit of detail about a few of them, even though nobody asked him about it and he is absolutely infodumping. 'he really likes cowboys.' 'yes. yes, he does.'

his knowledge of cars, particularly baby, and how he takes her for a ride when he's sad because of the comfort she provides him. also about baby and comfort, the way he offers to let people drive baby when he realises that they're sad, thinking it'll make them feel better as she makes him happy and he doesn't understand how else to help

in 1x03 'dead in the water' he talks to lucas about how he didn't speak as a kid, he plays with the toy soldiers and it doesn't come across as playing with them to make lucas trust him, it actually comes across as him finding genuine enjoyment in it

in 1x15 'the benders' when he's talking to the kid who mentions godzilla, dean brightens immediately and goes off topic talking about his favourite godzilla film, and has to be reminded that he's working a case by sam

the entirety of 14x04 'mint condition', how dean gets to express his interests and be himself and how a lot of people have mentioned that he seems to be genuinely himself in that episode instead of the act he puts on

larping with charlie, no explanation needed

he shuts down when things go badly, often blasting music and ignoring everything and everyone around him

he always picks scissors when playing rock, paper, scissors, and it's actually something that comes up multiple times within the show - in 2x17 'heart', sam says, 'dean, always with the scissors,' and along the same lines, his excitement both times he actually wins the game

in 1x04 'phantom traveller', dean is terrified because of the plane and sam points out that he's humming metallica. he replies that it calms him down, and that just seems very autistic

[iwasmadetobeasoldier]

Guess who!

It can't be Taco since she just texted me-

Wade, wherefore art thou?

[rookflower]

i dont have the power in me to make leafpool videos for the rest of my life but please know that the (very sarcastic) leafpool and hollyleaf amv in my head to this song fucking owns

[prophetofthemuse]

If anyone was wondering how these last few days have been….

[cidnangarlond]

"The CIA has officially described for the first time that the 1953 coup it backed in Iran was undemocratic." no way... really...... the CIA doing something bad in another country and only admitting it decades later when all involved parties are dead......... wow I can't believe it............

[bunnyb34r]

So kind of my neighbors to play music for me while I'm in the tub 🥰 they really get me

[wellthatschaotic]

[has a limitation from a disability] hey i have this limitation from my disability

other person: ugh no one else has that limitation just get over it

[agayconcept]

.

[blushft]

working in fast food is so enriching. youre telling me i have to pretend to be normal for several hours to get along with coworkers AND i get to be torn to fucking shreds over putting one extra piece of bacon on a bacon burger??

damn! this place really has it all. :D

[disorentedfae]

Damnit it’s 1 again