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Ooc post:

I’m less active now because the tumblr scene in Pokémon irl just. Isn’t fun to me anymore. This isn’t an attack, just personal preference, I just wish there was less constant high stakes events. I miss the time we all made funny things happen.

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Can we get a Bart fancam

your wish is my command

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its his birthday

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i am so sorry you got robbed and then doxxed. in better news, what day is barts birthday exactly, because i have fanart to deliever then

save the date for january 30. yes he is a araquarius

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Mine is definitely Noivern! They just look so cool! I could never care for one unfortunately, a fear of dragon types and not having the space is an unfortunate combo.

I have a question for type specialists. What's your favorite Pokémon that ISN'T your chosen type?

For me, I think saying Swirlix would be cheating because of how Sucre has stolen my heart, so I'll go with my next choice, Volcarona. I think they're gorgeous and they have such a powerful presence you can feel being anywhere near them.

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Ah yeah Haunter are like that, always in the way! Keep an eye on your supplies, some like to hide what you need for attention.

There is a Haunter in my hotel room

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Well, it probably just wants to play! Haunter are mischievous little guys, it probably thinks you’re fun to play with!

There is a Haunter in my hotel room

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There are only three rangers in Oblivia but one of them can summon legendaries so good choice avoiding here.

This, is horrifying.

Alright so for some good news first, I've found out where I am. As for the bad news:

Turns out I'm not in the Ultra Space; I'm in somewhere far far worse and more dangerous. A cursed land, filled with the worst forms of evil known to man and mon. A place nigh-barren of wild Pokémon, where the most cruel acts are performed without any regard for the sanctity of anything one would regard sacred. A place who's name is spoken only in the quietest whispers and bloodcurling cries.

I'm in fucking Orre.

Arc save my soul.

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I don’t exactly have facts about oddish but I do have a funny story about finding an albino one! (Yes plants can be albino, they end up like vampires)

I was taking some of the Pokémon in my care out for a walk one night and thought I saw an odd looking rock. Turns out it was an upside down albino oddish! They were fine but they gave me quite a scare when I tried to pick them up! (And a mild poisoning)

For the person after me I choose Haunter! Poison/Ghost

i really enjoyed the fun facts game so i would like to start another game if that's ok!! for this one i will name a pokémon. you should respond with something about that pokémon, like if you have a fun story about one, if you know a cool fact about it, or if you have a question about it, or just your opinion!! and then you should name a pokémon that shares one of the same types as the last pokémon. this game works best if you pick dual-type pokémon!!

it does not have to be back and forth by the way! if you want to interrupt someone in the middle of the game that's fine hehe, it does not have to be two people in one branch.

i will start by picking oddish, who is grass and poison type!! 🌿

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I didn’t chose Bitts, he chose me. If he wanted to he could absolutely leave.

Screw master balls me and my homies hate master balls.

I don’t normally do anons but i think this is a hot take

Why are legendary pokemon allowed to be owned? Thats like, wayyyy out of the realm of acceptability!

listen. i don't like it any more than you do, but. who's gonna be the one to try and take a Raikou away from the trainer who fucking owns a Raikou

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To the anon complaining that I have a Darkrai:

✨Cry about it✨

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you legend ruiners disgust me, trying to act like legends are your friends

Bitts is my friend. He is here because he wants to be. If he did not he would not have let me catch him.

Say all you want about me, but it won’t change the fact that Bitts is here :)

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Same story with Bitts. If he didn’t want to be here he wouldn’t be. I’m not stopping him at all.

why is it seen as acceptable for people to own legendary pokemon?! those are mythical chunks of history that people are trying to use as pets! it shouldn’t be a hot take to ban the owning of legends

I totally agree.

Don't own legendaries, y'all, they're basically gods

and no one owned Xerneas, fwi, it was just vibing in the forest and baby me had a Moment

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“Oooooough im afraid of bug types” “Bug types are gross and icky” Consider shutting your mouth and contemplating the joltik

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hey

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Yup! An egg! If you keep it safe and warm eventually a baby inkay will hatch from it!

I have an inkay too, actually. His name is Tim!

wahyt ihs tihs

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Oh that looks like an inkay egg!

wahyt ihs tihs