#heavy /j

[sxmplychxrry]

rainbowfish [sebpaint] sickfic but painter just has 578 computer viruses and his CPU is overheating horribly so Sebastian has to fix it all

[askbenataryfm]

Axel: *Grabs lube* Oil up, baby girl~

Okay daddy 👅💦

[bueris]

suddenly 750 words is a lot the second you arent writing them of your own free will

[thatoneluckybee]

OPINIONS ON MINIONS

Propaganda produced by Big Pharma to further push the anti-vaccination movement in online communities so more kids get sick and they sell more chemical pills to poison the youth's fragile minds, 10/10

[iamsonormalaboutninjago]

Bruiseshippers when I give them a black eye:

:DD

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[causenessus]

HAPPY SELF SHIP FRIDAY NESS!!!! (these questions are so cute i love them) let’s do lady luck, hypothetical, and soulmate !!!

tag game <3

HAPPY SELF SHIP WEDNESDAY EGGY!! 😭😭 THANK U!! I STOLE THIS TAG GAME FROM YOU!!

lady luck — do u or ur fﾉo perhaps have a lucky charm that u always keep with u ? did they themselves give u it ? 

i'm about to write u an essay trying to describe this eggy and if it sounds too specific to just be an idea? no it isn't!!!! this did NOT happen irl. 🌝 i wear a ton of fidget rings like those spinny ones and one time i accidentally dropped one while we were hanging out (bc i also frequently take them off instead of spinning them while they're on my finger bc i'm weird!!) and he picked it up and instead of giving it back to me HE STOLE IT!! but now he wear it as a necklace as his good luck charm <33 and has bought be more fidget rings since then <3 in my case!! i love little charms and i definitely wear the little eyecolor bracelets we made together all the time and i always wear a necklace he bought me <3 both the bracelet and necklace just always make me feel like he's there with me if i'm like at work and away from him or something but then i'll remember i have our bracelet on my wrist and feel better <3

hypothetical — what would ur fﾉo’s reaction b to u asking them if they would still love u if u were a worm ?

i ask him it one day while he's doomscrolling and we're both in bed and he puts down his phone and is like "deadass?" and then we have to go into the whole lore of how we met like did i turn into a worm and used to be human or did he find me on a sidewalk dying in the sun and have compassion in his heart?? and once we've figured that out he's like "i mean i'll try my best and try and make a worm sanctuary or whatever??? but idk if you'll make it as a worm in my hands tbh" ness: "okay so you'll take care of me but will you LOVE ME??" suna: "ohhhh" suna: "i mean yeah ig" suna: "am i attracted to worms then? or is it bc i know it's you? do you have amnesia? or do you love to me? would YOU love ME if you were a worm?? OR DO YOU HAVE A SECRET WORM BF I DON'T KNOW ABOUT??" ness: "omfg" (the answer is yes. he just likes messing with me but then he wouldn't stop telling me i was the only one he would ever love and whining bc i was DONE talking to him after he kept trying to figure out worm!ness lore 🙄)

soulmate — who fell first and who fell harder ?

oooooo i think i probably fell first and then he fell harder. bc i was hooked from the start just watching him play volleyball and interact with his friends. like the cancer senses in me could just immediately read what kind of person he was yk so i started crushing on him first and AGAIN we were friends to lovers so then becoming friends with him i was just absolutely done for and this 🤏 close to confessing to him like every time we hung out but then he fell so so hard like the moment we became friends and all of his friends were sick of him bc he wouldn't stop bringing me up <3

[kirexa]

Machine gun poem doll has such a fun chart but it also makes me want to kms

[s1gmagirl]

me after finding out yet another one of my moots doesnt like one of my otps </3

[lavalender]

the reason why quackity started qsmp is so he can start racial wars 

[kasterisk-of-the-void]

Indoctrinating friends to watch Precure is now my lifelong career and my life's purpose!!

[cure-cosmo]

while we're at it i can't believe cm punk does things besides getting banned from riot fest

[ratboyvince]

“Haha Sam’s such a wet ca-“

WRONG

*makes this*

[thatoneluckybee]

d.did you. Did you know that. I. Ilike. I like snakes.

I'm sorry, you WHAT?? How have I never heard this before huh

[kirexa]

Bro I'm so understimulated I need to kms

[cookie-nom-nom]

if I had a nickel for every time a system developed an alter of me I’d have two ni-

The shapes are on Instagram I am in a prison of my own making

[jomeimei421]

21 years of RVB!!!! Thank you for everything, and so long! ❤️💙