#heaven forbid. HEAVEN FORBID.
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grim reminders today how fucking obnoxious most of the got/hotd fandom is even on a fringe interest level with the single exception of alt shift x and glidus, who continue to fill me with joy with several hour episode commentary filled with excitement and joy and lore speculation
#grrm bought them burritos for a reason#blood and cheese was like. really good still shut up lmao#absolutely one of my top 3 child murders across the histories and asoiaf at least show wise#it was really good y'all are just pretentious because you 'read the book'#seriously I'm so tired of it like what do you want everyone to clap? you want a little medal?#heaven forbid adaptation actually adapts and translates a story well from one medium to another#and makes some changes that ground the conflict emotionally instead of gloss over human emotion like a history textbook#heaven forbid. HEAVEN FORBID.#also great shots. GREAT SHOTS. cinnamon topography
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A while back @naffeclipse answered a question from @boxofcreampuffs’s asking: “what would the boys do if they lost their vessel?” (This post)
@pure-plum came up with the adorable idea of the hunter sewing up a rag doll for the boys to settle in while they searched for a more suitable vessel for both the boys and their little hunter to enjoy.
Needless to say I fell in love with the concept and jumped to draw it immediately XD
#did I forget the scars?? yes.#am I mentally exhausted? Also yes.#sorry for the weird formatting#I don’t post my art very often slfjalgjafl#but I’m trying!!#also. Heaven forbid I have a color palette outside of grays and muted colors algjsfkgka#cryptid sightings#cryptid!moon#cryptid!sun#cryptid hunter!y/n#cryptid sightings fanart#Stickz Scribbles#fnaf sb dca#fnaf sb dca au
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#is this anything?#Bestie is making me read a book on attachment theory and I'm actually loving it and of course everything is about the blorbos#Heaven forbid I actually think about this stuff in terms of me and my actual relationships#paul mccartney#the beatles#john lennon#mclennon#ringo starr#george harrison
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People hating on maisie on her happy eras tour 15 second tik tok clip I need everyone to back the fuck away from her please and thank you :) like damn you people are miserable
#okay well it was cute to loan her out for the day but I’ve snatched her back she’s mine again now yall can go away!#maisie peters#Its also sooo rude to be commenting like that on HER post get a grip get a job don’t you guys ever get tired of 24/7 haterism#and for what it’s worth maisie is really good live she CAN sing. Heaven forbid she be nervous and excited and miss a few beats.#ughjhhhh.
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They/them are not catch-all pronouns for all trans people.
If the person in question uses other pronouns, you are still misgendering them.
They/them is for A. people whose genders/pronouns you do not yet know B. hypothetical people C. people who actually choose to use they/them pronouns
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"Oh, I don't like Minthara cause she's mean to the other companions."
Shut up. All of the companions are mean to each other. Did you just like, completely skip over the passive aggressive comments between Shadowheart and Lae'zel throughout all of Act 1? Did you just skip over the confrontation in which the two of them actively try to kill each other in the gayest, most homoerotic way possible? Or did you just make an exception for Minthara and decided she's the only one not allowed to be mean? Larian had to de-bitchify Shadowheart cause she supposedly was too mean in EA, and she's still a bitch in the release version (and I love her for it). For fucks sake, Astarion is the fan favorite and one of the reasons is because he's an ass to everyone.
"But but her third son comment to Gale is so mean and cruel!" Shadowheart literally tells Astarion he deserves to be publicly executed. You do not have a problem with companions being assholes to each other, you just don't like it when Minthara does it for whatever dumb reason.
Just another example that shows that people have either 1) never recruited her and don't know the full context of her comments and miss out on all the positive things she has to say for all the companions and/or 2) hold her to a standard that they do not hold the rest of the cast to when they are all guilty of the same shit.
To me, this is just a lazy excuse for someone who doesn't actually have a valid reason to dislike Minthara.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#minthara#minthara baenre#evil murder kitten#no seriously they all say some mean and shitty things about and to the other companions#and some of them have some mean and shitty things to say about her too#but heavens forbid minthara make a correct and accurate analysis of your favorite blorbo#don't get me wrong! there actually are some valid reasons to dislike minthara#her being mean to the other companions is not one of them because meanness is rarely ever used to criticize the other companions#the only one that comes close to that kind of fandom criticism is lae'zel - the companion who self admits to being mean#but she is constantly shown the benefit of the doubt and minthara is the one who gets tortured#and lae'zel has endless deconstructions as to why she is mean and people are understanding of it#but people just refuse to analyze as to why minthara is mean and it's probably because they killed her in the goblin camp#sorry but both of these wonderful queens have the right to be mean
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Heaven forbid that Battinson end up in the same room as Sofia Gigante and Selina Kyle at the same time he’d get so hard and flustered he’d pass out.
#and by heaven forbid I mean I’m manifesting it#those two women who destroy him I know it#And he’d love it#battinson#bruce wayne#selina kyle#sofia gigante#sofia falcone#the penguin 2024#the batman 2022#the penguin#robert pattinson#zoe kravitz#Cristin Milioti
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i saw a post yesterday i think that was like "dnd got easier when i realized i was the author and not the character" and im still baffled about it like. is that not how you play every game?? you think when i play settlers of catan or monopoly or whatever i'm playing the way i, the human person would realistically react? no!! i am making cutthroat alliances with the other players at the table just for the Drama of it all when we all inevitably betray each other. are yall out here playing boardgames or even videogames as if you suddenly got isekai'd into them??
#i mean maybe im biased as a theater kid#but i'm never ''myself'' in a board game even when there isn't really an in-game narrative#i am doing things that i think will be fun not Correct or heaven forbid MORAL
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portland is the go-to city to make fun of online because to right-wingers it's full of degenerates and to left-wingers it's full of the Annoying (TM) type of queer people. this is why everyone found the fake portland polycule meme so believable, because they desperately wanted to believe in the mythos of a portland queer who's This Obnoxious.
but i DO need people who've never been here to know that this image is seeded in an actually-very-nice truth: queerness is Literally Inescapable here.
like. any given starbucks will have 30% to 70% of their baristas using nametags with they pronouns. you'll find progressive (if performative) signage in a dozen storefronts along any given street. it's the only place i've lived where i've met people who ACTUALLY ask EVERYONE for their pronouns, not just the "clockable" folks. i'm hard-pressed to go a week without interacting with trans women who are hostesses, bank tellers, receptionists, sephora consultants, etc.
right now i'm in a writing critique group that's spun off from a larger group of writers -- this one is made up about 50% of women (and one nonbinary rafi) & 50% men invited by said women (and nonbinary rafi) bc they passed the vibe check.
rafi and i are the only queer people in this group. but last week one of the men pitched a sci-fi story whose protag is a polyamorous woman sourcing bodies for the AI members of her polycule so they can be together irl.
i am NOT out as polyamorous and have never mentioned polyamory. this guy is in his late 60s or early 70s and is retired with his wife. he has an adult daughter. his outlook on polyamory and non-traditional relationship structures is nothing but positive.
i do not think i'd find this so easily living back in new hampshire!
#it's nice. about 80% of the pushback is because people feel upset and threatened by having it Shoved In Their Face#another 15% is because kids here feel comfortable experimenting and being weird and loud#and kids who are experimenting will inevitably say/do dumbass offensive shit. generally without meaning to!#heaven forbid the youths are allowed to be annoying without fearing being beaten by their parents. relax.#portland#travels
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did you see chase strangio’s post defending kamala’s unwillingness to make a statement of unequivocal support for trans people lmao
its literally how Q Anoners talked about Trump. Kamalas SECRETLY doing a bunch of shit behind the scenes to protect trans rights guyze!!!!! she just cant say it out loud or show any fuckin sign of it bc then those conservative meanies would make political advertisements saying shes pro trans :( and we cant have that!!!!
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food since I neglect all of you like my plants
#my art#digital art#phighting#phighting!#phighting fanart#subspace phighting#art#phighting subspace#subspace tripmine#subspace fanart#jumpscare jhariah reference#exams nearly slaughtered me#but I'm alive#I did not procrastinate finishing this totally#its also cropped because heaven forbid you see the other arm
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Bart and Kon, both members of the "didn't do anything technically to warrant it, but are still regarded as the resident fuck up that can't be trusted or believed in" club.
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crack night wide open
#petscop#petscop art#petscop rainer#rainer hammond#petscop daniel#daniel hammond#daniel b#weirdcore art#eyes#my art#if you dont want someone breaking into ur house to look at ur windmill pictures maybe dont change all your locks??? 🙄#heaven forbid your schizophrenic nephew does anything!!!!! god!!!!
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Just so it's clear, I do not debate topics like politics and cultural appropriation with bad faith actors who do not meet my academic qualifications. I hold two degrees in social anthropology, both of which I graduated with first class honours and a distinction respectively. I am a published academic author, including an upcoming publication with Bloomsbury. Oh yeah, and I'm doing my PhD at one of the country's best universities. I also charge for academic services, so if you want to rant about me being a coloniser (lmao) that'll be £30 for the hour.
Catch up to me in higher education or don't bother. If you're genuinely curious and have questions I am more than happy to have a chat, but if you're here to troll...I'm not the least bit sorry that I'm hot and educated.
#Honestly I don't know why I need to keep saying this stuff#Heavens forbid a woman is confident about her field of study
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have we considered that. it's okay to dislike fem!male ships. have we considered that. it's okay to be frustrated that there are more fem!male works in the most wlw tags than ones with canonical women. like it's not hurting anyone... people are allowed to be irritated that most "wlw" content is actually fem!male characters,,,
#also there's a difference between genderbending and making a character trans just saying#anyways no one come at me i'm justannoyed#it's like heaven forbid someone doesn't like seeing the super popular male ship clogging up the wlw tag lol#corey talks:)
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