#heather rp

[lost-in-elfhame-help]

Merry Christmas!!!!

I have presents for most of y’all

@viviiduarte I made you a bag

I love you, mwah

@balek1ng I made you slutty brownies, I know that doesn’t make up for it but still, enjoy

@letmeliveinelfhame, the cheesecake you wished for has been made

I also have something for the lil guy too

And for @theprincedain, my fae bestie

It’s gorgeous isn’t it

@pr1nce0fsunl1ght, oak, honey, you also get cheesecake, the same kind you’ve always begged me to make and loved when I did

@leander-duarte, I have a tart for you, have fun buddy

and for your mama, @thetarynduarte, I have cupcakes

now for my other sister-in-law

for the Ilya folks, I have something for you too

@bingazer and @malakai-azer

And for @clydetourmaline and @kitt-azer

Merry Christmas, I love you all

[vintageceleb]

Heather Locklear

[morgsdrew]

thank you for those who came by, watched, and donated during the ballet charity performance !!

here is me with my moms after performing ❤️ (lucy was there too but she doesnt want to take photos)

[therealheatherc]

WHICH OF YOU FUCKERS KNOWS HOW TO DATE? I THINK I JUST FUMBLED A GIRL A PARTNER.

It's not gay if I don't know who they are off this site.

[lost-in-elfhame-help]

aren’t you at least excited? As someone who has been there for a decent amount of Dain’s firstborn’s life, I know just how easy it is to fall for their charms

Since me and your ladies are competing for the Aunt of the Century award, do you think you’ll try for the Uncle of the Century one?

-@lost-in-elfhame-help

No one would name me the uncle of the century

[ask-the-great-heather-chandler]

@its-veronica-sawyer can you come round later?

[jason-dean1989]

OOC: someone should make an rp blog for JD's dad

[greasylittlenobody]

making my boyfriend into a plushie bc i miss him

[lost-in-elfhame-help]

Yeah well you aren’t so nice yourself lady

WHY ARE YOU SPINNY TOO

There's too many mortals everywhere, it's absolutely disgusting.

[hannah-evanss]

guysss people aren’t calling me an orphan anymore!! maybe things are starting to look up!

[lost-in-elfhame-help]

@viviiduarte i may have done a thing

[countryclubkeith]

KEITH HELP HEATHER IS TRYING TO CRUCIFY ME

- @hannah-evanss

Uhhh, what

who even are you-

Totally not cool, but it’s Heather. Just go ask her girlfriend to save you?

But like totally tell her that Courtney is gonna be way worse to her lipstick gestapo if she does?

[ OOC : Keith need to pays more attention to people around him than to his golf scores ;-; ]

[duck-duke-goose]

I don’t tend to listen to lesbian flags. My point that you’re a psycho bitch still stands though.

Heyyy Duke! *cough* aka the downgraded Chandler

That golf freak, got murdered by his girlfriend Courtney! But you didn’t hear that from me- because I’m supposed to be staying under the radar!

[ @chandlerslesbianflag ]

What the fuck, I always knew she was a psycho bitch.

His poor mother.

[bluebird-ronnie]

Guys stop making fun of JD I know hes a bit unsettling but hes really sweet :]

[therealheatherc]

i made you!!

(this little shit took me almost 2 hours to make im so exhausted and in pain vro)

Oh my god. I don't normally get attached to much...but, it's so adorable.

I want a whole army of them to sit on my windowsill.

Heather you need to see this, it's so very!

[bugeyedposer]

*sneaks next to you and hands you a handful of redvines*

these suck ass take them.

@hannah-evanss

No they dont i love them so much

Thank you!!