#heather is so silly

[heatherchasesyou]

This is me posting on Tumblr if you even care

[total-drama-brainrot]

Heather and Alejandro are 5'10 and 5'11, respectively. You'd never know this, since the two of them seem to wear exclusively heeled shoes that lift their already respectable heights to well above 6'.

It's a point of pride for the both of them. And, if pushed to confession, they'd also reveal that towering above their peers was a very subtle and very effective intimidation tactic. Hence their choice of footwear.

And it works for the two of them. For a while, at least. Until Alejandro gets a new pair of boots - almost exactly the same as his last, but with an extra inch in the heel (an indulgence he'd never admit to). Suddenly, their meagre height difference is noticable. Heather hates it.

So she buys herself a new pair of wedged sandals. And if they just so happen to be two inches taller than her last, well, who's to say?

Then Alejandro decides to try out a new look, donning a pair of heavy looking boots with a noticably chunkier sole... about five or so inches thick.

Heather matches his play with a pair of stilettos that have Alejandro as infuriated as he is impressed.

Their game continues, with increasingly taller and increasingly ridiculous footwear choices.

By the end of their little (or, perhaps, not-so-little) competition, the two of them are hovering a measly few inches below 7'. The others have started a betting pool on who will break an ankle first.

[honeymilkbubbletea]

WELL??? HAVE YOU SEEN HIM???

I wonder who they're talking to? Hmmm 🤔

[ballad-of-jane-doe-mega]

BAHHAHAHHA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭

(credits to beloved owner)

[star-dust-shark]

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[verianal]

THEY R SO REAL LIKE ALETYLER CANNON IDC IDC IDC IDCCC 😭😭😭😭 (also this is from like two days ago but leave me alone grrgrrhgrr grr)

[starrystevie]

steve falls in love with eddie because he's this perfect amalgamation of everyone he's ever loved.

there's nancy's curly brown hair, of course, but also her fierce stubbornness and her bashful little smile when steve is being purposefully obtuse. there's tommy's passion, his impulsivity, his need to get under steve's skin in the best way possible. there's jonathan's quick remarks with a crooked grin and heather m's soft touches on bruised skin and robin's flailing hands when she talks that steve loves so much.

there's even the dorkiness of his kids that only amplifies when eddie's around them, all their talks of fantastic worlds that steve knows nothing about but nods along like he gets it. there's the bright blinding smiles that seem to pull at every face in the room when they win, hooting and hollering in a harmonious chorus.

steve falls in love with eddie for all of those things but also for all of the things he possesses on his own. his charm and his wit, his need to make steve smile every waking moment. the way he knows when steve needs quiet and dark so he closes the blinds before wrapping him up in his steady arms.

eddie falls in love with steve for all of the things that seem new to him.

he's never had a guy treat him like steve does, never had soft smiles and cards on valentines day, never had date nights or kisses in the daytime or a hand that fits gently against his own. he doesn't feel like a dirty secret pushed away to closets and out of windows. he doesn't see the quick glances around to make sure no one's watching before he gets into steve's car like he's used to getting with old partners. he doesn't get shushed or ignored or heartbroken.

he's used to being shrouded in darkness but steve is like sunshine, his love warming eddie like sunrays in and of themselves. he's used to confusion and questions but steve makes him feel wanted. makes him feel loved back.

steve is protective and smart. he sees through the bullshit eddie's built up around himself and holds him when those walls inevitably crumble down. eddie falls in love with steve because he sees him for who he truly is and loves him because of it.

they fall in love with each other because their jagged edges were made for one another, like puzzle pieces in the wrong box finding their way back home. they fall in love with each other because nothing else has ever felt more right. they fall in love with each other because everyone they loved before was a trial, a test, pushing them together whether they knew it or not.

[happyyft]

Papper...

[allie-ggggay]

GUYYYYSSSS LOOK WHAT I MADE CHANDUKE MOODBOARD !!!

[lady-ethne]

So… Heathers…

Ngl I’m obsessed with this musical. Kind of surprised it took me this long to make any fanart for it.

I based JD and Veronica after Ryan McCartan and Barret Wilbert Weed’s versions of the characters

Origianl image by @sapphellroan

Idea by @book-girl4evaaa

[not-eli]

Hear me out, au where Alejandro isn't evil or anything he's just determined to win but at the same time he wants to make friends and every time he eliminates someone it's by pure accident and everyone is like "Wow this new guy is good" while my son is just confused bc why tf all his friends are getting eliminated like that????

to be clear,

Alejandro: aw don't be sad Harold!!! I'm sure Leshawna loves a man of honour!

Harold: You're right! *gets eliminated*

Alejandro: ????

Alejandro: Awe Bridgette you're so pretty :)

Bridgette: aaawww

Bridgette: *gets eliminated*

Alejandro: D:

Heather: YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOUR FLIRTING TECHNIQUES ARE P A T H E T I C (denial)

Alejandro: ...I just said you look cute without a missing tooth-

Everyone: wow he's such an evil schemer

Alejandro: ?!?!?!?!?!

[total-drama-brainrot]

father ophelia can you describe aleduncan at pride together

Aleduncan don't go to pride.

Alejandro's too afraid of his parents and/or brother finding out that he's not straight and reacting poorly, so he keeps his sexuality as hidden as possible - it isn't until he's cut off his family and their toxicity that he allows himself the freedom and joy of publically expressing himself, and then he goes to pride with his friends and has a great time.

Duncan's not allowed within the vicinity of a pride event because he's an active arson risk. And homophobic /j.

Alejandro records his time at pride for Duncan to watch. Duncan calls it gay and stupid but secretly appreciates his boyfriend trying to include him in these events. Alejandro catches Duncan watching the recordings "in secret" with the mushiest look on his face, and silently decides not to call him out on it.

[paaelle]

Something something Heathers x Trolls something something

This is an idea I had back in January, it's very silly and I think about it occasionally

So yeah Heathers Trolls au or something like that. Poppy is Veronica and Branch is JD

I think that Freeze Your Brain was what made me to do this the first time

Of course the other one is just a redraw that I made out of pure stubbornness

I did think about the Heathers too!

I thought it would be cool and kinda fitting if Barb was Heather Chandler, Viva as Heather McNamara and Creek as Heather Duke

Barb and Creek have dress pants on, but I wouldn't mind giving them skirts anyways

[ballad-of-jane-doe-mega]

sigh...... she's just too epick... and mega......

*proposes*

[bobafish]

hi @earthbound-in-doubt ! Here's your gift for the @drinkwithme-exchange for Joly, Bossuet, and R!! :DD

(I AM SO SORRY IF THIS ISNT WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING BTW 😭😭 THIS IS MY FIRST DRINK WITH ME)

[raydfil]

why did the background turn out so well. what the hell.

anyways.

more food for the little gay people in my phone!