#heatheny

[popstart]

hi can we get your heathney thoughts and hc </3 ur ppp fic was so good i read it all in one day i love the dynamic u gave them

talking about ppp in the past tense is kind of killing meee(i want to work on it again idk whats up i just have writers block infinity and health problems + phys disability flareups. blehhh) anyways once i get to it again is when its gonna get good. rn its just setup for setup BUT IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT SO FAR! yay ^_^! truthfully i see way too much wrong with it and want to fix a lot and thats part of why i havent touched it in like. um 7 months🤐. lemme retcon some things and fix the pacing and itll be GOOODDDD...

heathney is literally just whatever i feel like forcing onto them at the moment because when i was writing hcag and ppp there was like... 3 fics for them HELP😭 and i had a different idea in my head than the ones i half-read. i havent really touched ao3 in the same last 7 months so im not sure if its different now but bc it was bleak for a while i kinda just made stuff up and hoped it stuck with people (which apparently it did. im glad people like my work :3)

my thinking about them started when i was writing/drafting heartaches (im still writing for it too. auahghh🫠) it was all spawned by a random train of thought that i wish world tour was less focused on alejandro and more on the dynamic that could have formed around heather and courtney PURELY because of that 1 second scene where heather was comforting courtney. thats literally it that entire fic was spawned by two seconds and some anons egging me on bc it was an idea other people were interested in. I wanted to delve into the thought process of heather behind that. like how genuine was that scene to heather and how impactful was it to courtney. basically I just thought the idea of heather taking advantage of courtney when she was so volatile and emotionally clingy sounded evil and fun. i literally just didnt like that courtney got so into alejandro bc i hate that man so much so i swapped some things around and got hcag

sorry for being the ultimate tangent master im finally getting back to ppp heathney. anyways. Having been writing the sort of dynamic of heather and courtney being weird teammates that are only using eachother but also in it for their own emotional clingyness reminded me of my FAVORITE SHOW EEVRRR lps populaarr🙈🙈🙈🙈 and also aus of that show i love so i stole the concept. in my mind they became childhood besties for the resties until they got separated then hated eachother when they met up years later. With the way i was writing heather in hcag i was thinking soooo hard about how fucked up courtney couldve been if she had an influence like heather as a kid. this is also going back to my time in the amphibia fandom oops i hella stole everything for that fic and tweaked some things.

I dont think ppp is the heathney dynamic of all time because its literally shit i made up and stole and inserted into a really self indulgent fic, BUT it is a dynamic i love for them in the setting of the au its in. heather being so so so controlling to courtney as kids and courtney having no friends to base this behavior off of thinking its normal. aughh... they have opposite levels of social skills which makes their communication shit which entertains me. Heather knows what she wants from people and knows how to get it, and she doesnt notice (or care) how harmful she can be. Courtney doesnt know how to talk to people very well and has a very twisted grasp of what people think about her, in her eyes being the most well liked person on the planet and throwing a tissy fit every time thats challenged. im gonna say it 20 times but it just grasps me way too hard and it gets my brain thinking forever and ever about them. courtney as is very much a "i want what i want and ill get it" kind of person but in ppp heather is so good at manipulating her that the kinds of personality traits she shows in canon are very much suppressed (whether that was on accident or on purpose from heather is technically spoilers? for ppp i guess). theyre still there but hidden from years of being friends with heather as a child. LOL BASICALLY. i hope its obvious but despite their deep friendship as a child and how much love (and rose tinted glasses) they had for eachother and the past, that shit was NOT HEALTHY!!!! AT ALL!

so heather is really good at manipulating and courtney was the one that ended up on the brunt of it all. not surprising, we all know what heather is like, but COURTNEY.. ohh im so sorry about what i do to her im constantly fucking her up because i just love to see how she reacts to it. she is so reactive and emotional and i love it. i love seeing such an intelligent and confident woman be so weak to her own damn self UGH it kills me inside but i cant look away i need to mess her up constantly. Courtney in ppp has such an interesting perspective to write because i can insert some random ass idea into her head and play it off because she is emotionally STUPID! you can truly make her think anything thats at an extremely juvenile level of emotional awareness/understanding and you'll be able to play it off because she has way too much confidence in herself while knowing very little outside of academics and very clear-cut rule oriented things. the way it plays into her thoughts about heather too.. oohhhh. evil evil stuff.. she knows heather is considered a bad person and she also sees herself as being better than everyone in every way so she cant mentally stoop down to heathers level of brutality, meanwhile because of the way she sees herself shes constantly thinking bad of others and people see them very similarly. Courtney doesnt realize it but she is on a veryy similar playing field to heather in terms of how people see them. it would be gutting if she ever realized but her brain does Not let her see it that way. i just love courtney corruption arc ok orz. i need heather to play into it so damn bad. it grabs me so hard.

anyways this is quite messy and very spur of the moment but these are basically my thoughts on them. i want them to make eachother worse but in the most fucked up way imaginable. i want them to have the most deep and complicated history ever

[streamdotpng]

I WILL be writing today, either if it is short or not but I will make something, I need enid have tender or absolute rough se- *hears gun-cock* i mean, I need heatheniness shiet🤌

Enid having what? What was that wolf? I think I need you repeat that-

But either way, Goodluck dude :) you got this

[norvicensiandoran]

I have very specific micro-goals for the first six months of 2023.*

But as an experiment I have 0 goals for second six months, so I can try my best and be happy if things are done by my summer birthday but also if I mess up one month and Jan's tasks are done by the end of Feb, nah, my plan accounted for that, I don't get to just say "oh well." Feb's goals can be done in March and April if need be, and so on.

Honestly given my historical procrastination record... there's four micro goals for four different areas of life for each of those months... and the hardest one to actually do is gonna be actually reading an entire gorram witchy/heatheny book every month or two and getting through the whole book cover to cover instead of just treating them all as references or skipping to the ones planned for May / June.

Other people: *are cleaning today or tomorrow to welcome the new year*

Me: "This damn house got cleaned last week. The next round on the cleaning schedule starts on Monday. Leave me alone. I'm drinking."

[lokilickedme]

We may not have a new chapter tomorrow because I was out buying wrapping paper and spent so long staring at all the shinies :(

BUT now I have wrapping paper and I stared at shinies :)

[heatheniousmaterials]

--2 years ago--

Me: *chilling atheistly*

My brain, for no reason: HI! It's Odin. Have you considered Heathenism?

Me: fffffffine

--today--

Me: *chilling heatheniously*

My brain, for no reason: HI! Have you considered Buddhism?

Me: oh no not again

[heathneycanon]

heathneycanon?? more liek heathenyCRINGE

delete your blog asstits 🖕🖕🖕 fuck you 🖕🖕🖕

HEATHENYCRINGE REAL

[idiiomatic-a-blog]

     @heatheniisms starter 6/52

“ If wonder woman wonders about something is she a wondering wonder woman or is wonder woman wondering? And if she’s just wondering is she wonderful while wondering or... “ She pauses, lips pursed. “ I hope you got all that ‘cause I can’t say it twice. “

[fragiilexa]

heatheniisms replied to your post: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

no i’m mom

ok ur mom but im MomTM

[thickroses]

i mean... why wouldn't it be okay to eat cheese at work.....

do you guys wanna see a tumblr ad that’s really got me thinking

[huitzilitzin]

After,

Even after, the after thought of you, of it of-of every detailed moment, the gauge of insight is slanted and curved like a mangled notion of beauty.

Was this what beauty is?

Like paint pallet, layers of layers of lovers and Heathenious behavior. Sweetly craving it’s being in muscles like a cancer.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

...whenever someone says something food heatheny I can't say shit back bc I put ketchup on my Mac n cheese and dip my pizza in chocolate milkshakes

[lovesaidno-archive]

heatheniisms replied to your post: Does anyone want me around?

me, me me, me me me me me me me me m em me me me me mE PICK M E

[galaxiism]

willow looked over into her section and immediately felt herself deflate. she didn’t want to have to deal with his today. not when she was up all night taking care of of their daughter. but he had no idea. taking a deep breath, she threw on a big smile and approached his table. “hi welcome to billy’s, what can i get you?” // @heatheniisms

[kilala1148]

If you do like is in the first picture to ANY movie theater, I will personally come to your house and call you a "Fucking Heathenis Animal" [it was so much worse but I had just swept the floor before cleaning the seats, there was like a whole bag of popcorn on the floor]

However, leave me wrapped and intact snacks like in the second picture and I will only grumble to myself and be happy to have some free candy that you spent $5 on

[gefdreamsofthesea]

Hey there. So, I'm looking for music for the winter solstice/yule. The thing is, I don't know where to start. I'd love something with a Heatheny-flavor, but not necessarily. I've always felt like my Yule is missing something, that nostalgic, goodwill feeling that music in stores and such always gives me. You have a lot of followers... would you be willing to open this question up to them?

Sure because I have no idea, I just listen to Carol of the Bells nonstop during the holidays. I love Carol of the Bells.