#heardis

[fateofglass]

SHES WRITING ME A POEM

[highwehyrat]

NSFW

Gagamaru Gin

You've seen how this guy eats, how he mindlessly dives head first into a ball, how he man handles Asahi anytime he annoys him.

Hence

YOU CANNOT tell me this guy doesn't fuck you in doggy style 24/7.

You wanna try something new, sure thing, but for him to agree he needs at least one round in doggy.

There's something about ramming into you from behind that feeds his primal instincts. I mean most mammals do it that way right, so it's only natural he does it that way too.

The position has him grunting and groaning for dear life, even the slightest glimpse of your ass puckering for him has him biting back a whine and holding back the creamiest nut he could ever bust.

He usually does fail and let's out the sweetest whines your ears have ever heardy accompanied by a great big white mess all over your ass.

Lucky for you, he cleans up his mess, he cleans up his mess real good. That lovely broad tongue of his covers a good surface area of your ass per lick. Most often, while he laps you clean, he takes it upon himself to give you the rimjob of the century as a form of thank you for milking him completely dry.

[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

Human au

Isabelle being like to Alec

"Ask Magnus's dad, before you start dating his only son"

"He hates me, and he terrifies me, have you seen the man..i heardy he does some dark -

Isabelle: "Look at you hearing gossip, regardless, he will be your father law, so i set up a meeting, you know to talk, you have one thing in comon and that is Magnus"

absolutely love all Alec and Asmodeus interactions. The potential.

Okay but picture this, Human AU where Asmodeus is a dick and Alec just doesn’t care??

Asmodeus when he sees Alec come out of magnus’s bedroom in the morning: you’re not deserving of my son. Pls leave my house.

Alec: you’re not deserving of my bf you crap bag. I’m making pancakes—do you want one or not?

Asmodeus:

Asmodeus:

Asmodeus: with bananas thank u v much.

Magnus: *wiping off tears* I’m gonna marry this man

[fiddlesfords]

Fiddleford..Hi..

-Ford

hiya stanfor3 i heardy a gettin married.

[local-viviscerator]

Hello grumblri, I heardi a biti of this place so I decidedi to checki

Glory to the empress andi the empire

[silverwingwashere]

TMI Tuesday: What made you a fan of MLP?

Oooo this is good ask. Hmm lets see...

I first heardy about MLP and the Brony community back in 2012, I believe, but I couldn't care less about them back then. In 2012 I was still focused on Warrior Cats, writing and reading fanfictions, debating why Jayfeather was the best medicine cat, watching Warrior Cats animatics.

It's because of that last one that I believe I got "Lullaby for a princess animatic) by WarpOut. It was mid-2013. I dont know what compelled me to click it, but I did and I loved it.

It was slow at first, I didnt initially accept I was a fan yet. But I soon started writing Warriors stories that had similar themes to that of Lullaby to a Princess. Sometime between October to November 2013 I read a sypnosis of the first two episodes of MLP G4 and somehow also ended up reading a Princess Luna fanfic (I think it was a story called Princess Luna is Dead or something - basically its about Luna being dead and Celestia trying to hide that fact) Fell in love with her tragic story and in early November 2013 wrote my first MLP fanfic and officially considered myself a member of the community.

I then watced Season 4 as it came out later that month and in early 2014 watched Seasons 1 to 3 XD

So that's basically it. Anyways, the whole story on I got into tumblr is a different rabbit hole hehe

[codebreaker-0]

is your dad single? 👉👈

literallyall youve heardis his voice and he sounds like a fucking cashier

[sunnetrolls]

i heardy ou got a girlfriend

more on that please

"Okay, okay! Her name's Contra. Azi bodyguards for her, so she's been around the hive a lot lately, and we just kinda hit it off I guess. She has a pet giant isopod which is maybe the coolest possible animal someone could own as a pet. It's like a weird water puppy and I love it and her so much."

"To be completely real though, we did not have, uhh... The cleanest of introductions. It took me a while to warm up to her, I did think she was some dainty little fish princess who couldn't handle herself for a while. But after trying to freak her out with some of my pets actually went the opposite way that that usually does, I got over myself and actually got to know her."

"It helps that she spoils me with fancy shit from her princess allowance sometimes. Just a little."

[lorriloo1109]

ONCE UPON A TIME

Once upon a time there were two peeples called windyhows. That is not the same as pantyhows. They had got separated from the rest of their tribe by illness and lots of other shit. They longised for their old life again. They got sadder and sadder and they started to callies out but no one heardies them. Or maybe they were not listening. The windyhows got feddies up with livising like this. They…

[breathe-nero]

tell the truth at no costthem: oh youre not financially successful! youre not worth my time, since you provide no value to anyone or yourself!tell the truth for financial gain:them: look at how hes a grifter who is starting a cult!have all that you need and tell the truth:them: oh.. its hard to speak about spiritual success in this life that is entirely based around economic success being the measurement for who gets to be heardi think most people are worldly and on top of that they consider themselves traumatized so anything that espouses to be truth is filtered thru their trauma. which often distorts their ability to comprehend honesty with an open mind and open heart. being traumatized sounds like a fad that people use so they dont have to learn how to forgive or surrender.

[rileesartstudio]

I made a cute little critter his name is heardy

[smeloncurls]

if i knew everyone was listening

if i knew everyone was listeningit would be news to my earsthat i’m actually being heardi would still whisper in circlesi’d rhyme in tonguesbut i’d dream of standing on a stageof not being scared to saywhat i’ve said so clearly to the pagebut we’ll save that dream for another day when i can speak slowwithout going red like a tomatowithout shaking like i’m 70 foot high or something when i pick…

[screenteasers]

Operation Varsity Blues: The College Admissions Scandal | Official Trailer | Netflix

[brian-thomas]

THROWBACK to 14 year old me who had arguments with someone in the form of blank posts with an essay in the tags

[voidanddetail]

This is a rant, check the tags if you want