#TMI Tuesday

[yuckiemouth]

help a girly out here and teach me how to masturbate step by step pls

TMI/OPEN THOUGHTS

Let’s see… I haven’t masturbated in a while because I be busy and my sleep schedule is actually giving me justice, but when I use to stay up, I’ll tell you what I did step by step… man I feel like a teacher 😭

1. PRIVACY

this is obvious, but some idiots get caught, so yeah if you’re able to, LOCK your door, me in a strict house hold, I don’t even have locks, but I never got caught either. So if you don’t have locks on your door or unable to even close it (cuz some parents be doing that), go to the bathroom or better yet, wait til everyone sleep.

If you’re a moaner, pillow rider, vibrator user, dildo user, turn your TV UP!!! Even if you don’t moan, big mama makes SQUELCHING noises, I’m talkin she be wet, so you don’t want no one walking past and be like “WTH?”

2. GET AROUSED.

mindlessly masturbating is such a waste, so I say really set the mood. Turn off the lights or dim them, or better yet LED lights. Optional if you wanna wear sum sexy. To get aroused properly, watch something that you’re attracted to, whether its lesbians, straight sex, BBC, roleplay, etc. whatever that ain’t my business, but if you aren’t able to (say if your parents took your device or your internet is just trash.) USE YOUR IMAGINATION. While imagining whatever you fantasize, caress your inner thighs, knead or suck your own tits, suck your fingers, slowly rub your clit through your underwear, etc.

3. HOW TO MASTURBATE 101 🤓

I ain’t no fingering ass bitch cuz I don’t feel a fuck thing so… As WOMEN, we should know where the clit is (I hope cuz if not where tf have you been?) anyway…. Depending on your anatomy, your clit has a hood (heavy skin) because it’s so fucking sensitive bro. I found out people don’t be feeling nun when they rub big mama is because y’all ain’t pulling the hood up, the mf ain’t cold, take the hood off!! BUT I MUST WARN YOU. Don’t rub yourself too hard because it could be hurtful and could possibly lose feeling on your clitoris, so if you’re rough with your fingers or overly sensitive, keep the hood over it, but if you’re not, PULL IT UP.

Now using your MIDDLE and RING fingers, it’s different strokes people use. The most commonly used one is circulating around it and rubbing side to side. But I’ll tell a little secret.

The way I get off involves 3 techniques.

First, I start off slow, controlled, and even roll my hips with it. Now after some time, I’m aroused, using my arousal as lube y’all hear me out… then i stimulate more by going faster, but soft on the touch. Once I feel like I’m ready, I press harder and go all out, then GOT YA! I’m a edger! I stop when I’m about to cum and slap it a bit to keep her stimulated. Yeah, yeah I know, I get mad TOO when I feel my high go down, but repeating it like 4 times, best nut you’ll experience.

So I circulate, go side to side, and spank her cuz why not. When I’m real horny and feeling rushed, it takes me 10 minutes, but if I have time, 30+.

4. HOW TO CLEAN UP

Now…. Me, this is from experience, I be all over the place. So I go to the bathroom, flush away that water weight, wash my hands and if you’re a squirter (which im not), girl you should already have a towel under you cuz who feel like changing sheets tbh… and NEVER masturbate with underwear, take them off before you even start.

Now people hate talking about it, but YES, masturbating has a smell and you probably won’t smell it because you’re the one doing it, but if another person walk in, they will smell a musky scent SIMPLY because your vagina is an open ORGAN closed with thighs, and you know what creates that? Heat! And you know what heat creates on your body? Sweat. And what SHOULD sweat smell like (since y’all be dirty a lil). MUSK. So to eliminate that smell around the whole room, keep your lower half under covers, use a candle, spray air freshener, keep the air on, inscents or whatever those are called. WHATEVER JUST BLOCK OUT THE SMELL.

And that’s all I got tbh….

[scribblad]

Favorite pony ask blogs? (Yeah, yeah, generic question here sorry)

Lucky for you, I love talking about the things I’m passionate about!

I originally joined Tumblr mostly for the pony ask-blogs. Even though it might not seem like it, I’ve been on the platform for several years, and I was so captivated by those blogs that I wanted to create one of my own (spoiler: I couldn't). I have a lot of respect for the people who run them—it takes a great deal of patience, love, and dedication.

My only fault is that I am terrible at interacting with them! So I only look at their posts but sometimes I forget to even follow them, bruh. So far I have come across these and they have been my favorites (although there may be more).

@aerialaim (Her art style is so dynamic, as is her main blog and I love that one too).

@ask-gadzooks (I love seeing variety here in Tumblr and this blog make it possible).

@whirlwindflux (Seriously, he responds quickly and with quality pieces of art).

@ask-summer-epos (A queen in every sense of the word, gosh. I love her and her beautiful hair.)

@ask-donkey-in-trouble (I see the art style and I want to devour it completely, not to mention the very creative character).

@askmidnightspell (I've only known him for a few weeks, but if anything happens to him I swear I'll explode. Peak art style).

All blogs related to @dawns-laboratory, (I seriously don't know how he can have so many and still deliver peak).

And the list would go on and on, sorry for not expressing my love until now, mwah mwah.

[daintydoilypon]

TMI Tuesday: How would Dainty react if she was a part of G5?

"...I hate this. I hate everything about it. Execute me, Old Yeller style if you must."

[barkloud]

ask hole? wym

it's my hole specifically for asking! speaking of:

HAPPY TMI TUESDAY!

[thescholarlystrumpet]

Word for the ask game: trumpet

I genuinely did ctrl+F to see if I had used "trumpet" and... alas I have not... pls accept these sassy Roland Blum gifs as apology?

[papermint-airplane]

God I wish my body were normal. I have two chronic lifelong conditions for which there is no cure: hypermobility and eczema. Hypermobility means my tendons in my joints are extra stretchy and my joints can overextend very easily leading to random dislocations, swelling, pain, and stiffness. Eczema means I get itchy, dry, painful rashes with welts all over my body that oozes, cracks, bleeds, swells, peels, and has a tendency to get infected very easily. And since both of those things are worsened by hormones, menstruation makes them worse.

Guess who started her period a week early.

Full body swelling and pain, yaaaaaaaay I'm so happy this is my life for the next week and that I can barely move. 🙃

Wanna see my gnarly-ass eczema-riddled arm? Don't say I didn't warn you if you click and regret it. It's not pretty.

Now imagine this on my entire body. Yes, even there. I am miserable right now.

And believe me, it's redder and looks worse in real life.

[whirlwindflux]

TMI Tuesday: Books you’ve read recently? Favourite genre?

Code: Satires make some of the most entertaining reads!

[aerialaim]

I wish to fight you!

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

[temper-temper]

Do you have a art crush on someone?

Can you believe it? Even my ART crush is my husband!

But seriously, I adore Guru’s art. It always makes me happy and I love that when he puts his mind to something he can do it- and well! His ask blog @askrosemaryandguru is definitely one of if not my favorite ask blog on this sight. The characters and the stories are just soooo nice and relaxing!

I also look up to DoeBlossom a lot when it comes to art but I can’t say she’s my art crush. Her blog @ask-narratordoe though is just amazing! So is @ripleys-rad-replies but how can it not be when it’s in the same universe?

I know I’ve been singing these two’s praises for years now but please check them out!

[dawns-laboratory]

I might alter my replies between Ponysona and Persona somewhat, but might be majority Ponysona. Feel free to ask me anything in regards to me, my characters, my projects, etc!

Just keep in mind that I will answer as ME, not as a character!

I'll likely also attempt to answer some asks I got laying around.

[pixiesnakes]

Hello fellow tumblrinas,

Have you ever considered writing things down in a notebook instead of oversharing on the internet?

Well I got notebooks for you!

This is a series of notebooks with my original abstract astronomy inspired art on the cover. Grid paper inside. (Good for character stats and game maps)

You can buy from me directly at my ko-fi shop: https://ko-fi.com/U7U214URG/shop

Or if you want to help boost my stats on Amazon you can buy there: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Kodandi-Nithyananda/author/B0C8BS6LVJ

(Price is the same at both places)

More pics under the cut

[doeblossom]

what's your go to outfit (if u have one, or multiple) for like, feeling pretty and confident as you walk around? for me I have a couple but my favorite go to cartoon character ensemble is a band t-shirt I got from a concert + a matching button up and matching pants and a matching hat and matching boots + maybe some cute earrings

teehee these fits

[daintydoilypon]

TMI: Who else do you think is a real gremlin mod on tumblr? i.e. quiet, calm and relaxed on the surface but gnawing at the heels of people in private?

"I feel like full gremlin mode only comes out with the closest of friends, ya know?"

[scribblad]

Awesome art work!!

Thank you so much! That means a lot to me. I'm trying to be more comfortable with my art, I hope to achieve that soon.

[hacash]

sometimes I think I don’t have any kinks but then the lady giving me a massage called me ‘good girl’ and ‘brave girl’ while I was telling her about my broken ankle and my brain nearly short-circuited, so I guess what I’m saying is there’s always time to learn something new about yourself

[ineffabildaddy]

43, 41 or z on the tmi tuesday ask game?

hello!! sorry i'm so horrifically late to this😭

42. List and link to 5 fanfiction authors who are amazing:

i'm gonna be totally predictable here and shout out my friends!! these are just a few of the dozens of wonderful fic writers i know:

@foolishlovers writes incredible quiet, gentle and romantic human aus, often trans-focused and so affirming and beautiful!!! read their work here. so so hard to choose a favourite, it changes all the time, but the first fic that sprung to mind was Tales of Turning Pages, a trans writer!crowley x librarian!aziraphale au

@crowleyslvt aka @leporidaecervinae is incredible for extremely visceral, psychological, raunchy stuff. read his work here - my favourite fic by them is Chains and Their Titles, which is a post-season 2 supreme archangel aziraphale/fem!crowley porn with plot journey

@voluptatiscausa's work is, as i have previously described it, thought-provoking and cunt-flooding to the highest degree<3 intensely gentle and clement and sexy and human. read his work here - it is all to be treasured but imo Communicato in Sacris is a mouth-watering priest au, and a brilliant representation of all their writing can do

@captainblou has an amazing handle on the back-and-forth and banter between crowley and aziraphale in every universe, no matter what they're doing around, with, or to each other... read their work here - a oneshot by them which lives in my head rent free is Roses don't wear freckles like you do, a pwp with some of my favourite things - wax play, praise kink, and sex toys<3

@bowtiepastabitch hasn't written a lot of fic in comparison to some other writers yet, but what they do write drives me absolutely insane. read their work here! they wrote a dom!aziraphale oneshot called The Art of Victorian Dressing which had me foaming at the mouth with how measured it was in its obscenity, and how sensually rich it was to read!

43. Is there anyone in your fandom who really inspires you?

@naromoreau and blackeyedblonde on ao3 (idk if the latter has a tumblr) are two writers whose work i've recently read that inspired me a lot - all your gardens in bloom and a clutch of our own respectively. if i ever write anything an inch as sexy and luscious and emotionally fulfilling as these two do i'll retire happily!

Z: Is there a story you’ve written that doesn’t seem to get much love?

there's a couple! i was quite pleased with this 18th-century oneshot i wrote recently for @portraitofalonelydyke, i'd be honoured if people gave that one a look!

thank you so much for these!! i hope you're having a wonderful day💙