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Mermaids Are Flowering Plants: The Blog
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"Every single thing was suddenly a metaphor for fire." Exhausted. Former librarian. Monster. Sordid patron of floods. Officially late 0s. Southern, queer, agender. They/them, but sometimes he or she. Polyam and married. Endreal, the Gremlin, and V at your service. On Tuesdays the oracle is IN.
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endreal · 17 minutes ago
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Love being brutally called out by the British Library
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endreal · 1 hour ago
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Someone being patient with you on your bad days is one of the softest forms of love
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endreal · 1 hour ago
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i fucking hate time zones what do you mean my friend is living in tomorrow morning rn
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endreal · 1 hour ago
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reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old
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endreal · 1 hour ago
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would you lay on the floor and listen to records with me yes or no
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endreal · 2 hours ago
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do not raise a word against those crusty little white dogs in my presence. 1. they are some of the only breeds that were bred to live in a dumpy apartment not like a golden retriever who longs to swim and run and can’t even chill on your dumb couch cuz of the hair 2. You’ll be singing a different tune when the crusty little dog is a tiny little puppy and is the shade of a beautiful jasmine bloom… and you make fun of the old ladies for babying them when they’re crusty and old but someone will be taking care of YOU when you’re old and crusty and you will wish they love you as much as those old ladies love their crusty dogs….
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endreal · 2 hours ago
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simon and garfunkel were right “america” is simply the attempt to find fulfillment in empty promises and value in hollow concepts and things that do not matter and the search for a unifying trait among its people will only leave you feeling more alone than you did before and that trying to find meaning in something that you can’t even understand is a fruitless sisyphean effort, like trying to count the cars on the new jersey turnpike
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endreal · 3 hours ago
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I made. a model for euler angles out of paper. does anyone wanna see it
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endreal · 5 hours ago
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@methclub-qnlcytew
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endreal · 1 day ago
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hi! i was already tight on money, now i need to miss work because i have a brutal migraine. i don't have pto. i need to pay my rent next week. please help
ven: @ theodeckers
payfriend: inyrrents
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endreal · 1 day ago
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"uncommon" coins like Kennedy 50¢ and dollar coins were intentionally left out!
please reblog for sample size <3
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endreal · 2 days ago
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New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".
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endreal · 2 days ago
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Reblog to dramatically improve prev’s day.
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endreal · 2 days ago
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jkasjdkasjksajfdasfdsafd goodbye
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endreal · 2 days ago
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I collected $40 yesterday and nothing so far today for Mohammed—which means that he and his three young children haven't eaten in a couple days. You can help through GoFundMe, or else send money directly to me via venmo (@gothhabiba), paypal (paypal.me/Najia) or Cashapp ($NajiaK) so that the money can reach Mohammed faster. Add note "🍓" or "strawberry" so that I know what it's for!
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endreal · 2 days ago
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hello, i have been struggling quite a bit lately financially due to hours at work being cut and going back to therapy/getting a psychiatrist again and having to spend money on that. car insurance payment came out and unfortunately put me into the negative
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if anyone is able to help it would be super appreciated 🩵
v£nmo • pa¥pal • ca$happ
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endreal · 2 days ago
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@belovedgoofball @hunnybum
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