#headcanoning is so harmless

[crushedsweets]

It makes me sooo sad when people make a cute/happy/familial/ship/fandomy creepypasta post and they feel the need to be like “but I get it’s totally unrealistic like it could never be canon like I know they’re actually heartless and would kill eachother but I just like when they’re happy ik it’s cringe stupid fanon though” YOU DESERVE TO MAKE A HAPPY OR SILLY OR CUTE POST WITHOUT REPRIMANDING YOURSELF FOR ENJOYING THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS YOUVE PROBABLY LOVED SINCE CHILDHOOD!!!! YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO DEFEND YOUR INTEREST IN LIGHTHEARTED FLUFFY CONTENT!!! IT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING TO CONSUME POSITIVE CONTENT!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO CONSUME HARDCORE EDGY CRUEL GRUESOME CONTENT IF ITS NOT YOUR PREFERENCE!!!! Please. We all want you to be happy. Whether you enjoy fandom-style content or dark serious horror.

[alexandraisyes]

The cutest reminder ever that the way family works in TSAMS canon is that two parties have to be in mutual agreement that they are family. If one party doesn't agree then they aren't family. Parties can revoke familial ties whenever they want and that means they are no longer family.

"Code Relation" theory is stupid because you're then implying that Eclipse is Sun and Moon's child. Which he isn't. Or that Killcode is somehow Moon's child and his brother at the same time that he's Eclipse, Lunar and Bloodmoon's "father" at the same time that they're Sun and Moon's grand children. Like, we're seeing the issue here, right?

Don't make things more complicated than it has to be. Just accept the fact that family is literally determined by a verbal agreement between two animatronics and nothing else because none of them were born from wombs. That means respecting canon when characters in canon decide that they aren't comfortable being family (like Eclipse) or just straight-up disown everyone (like Bloodmoon). It's okay to have headcanons, but don't try to push them onto canon.

[bri-cheeses]

Thinking about Barty being upset over something his dad did and going to Evan’s to get out of the house. And Evan, the tricky little guy he is, has the idea to TP Barty’s house to get back at his dad. So they sneak out and buy a bunch of toilet paper (plus forks, because Barty wants to fork the yard too) then go and TP the house. The next morning, Barty has to act like he has no idea what happened or who did it, but the whole time he’s laughing to himself because his dad is absolutely furious

[what-have-i-unleashed]

listen here buddy you don't get to out freak me. I feel competitive so here's a cursed skeleton biology head canon for you.

they can turn their own bones blue and phase through each other's bones in the ribcage interlocking when the magic fades.

that's there as a shared womb for a skeleton baby as they remain attached together for a whole ass month then seperate when baby is born.

human seggs is boring. no ecto supremacy. bones making bones out of bones.

moots I am so sorry if u see this somehow.

toff, is this you

[remusbuzzcutt]

it’d take a lot to pry sunkiller/jarty away from my hands. they both struggled similarly but dealt with it in such different ways. my friend juli wrote about them in a group therapy setting and i absolutely fixated on it for months for some reason??

imagine barty with bpd AND npd. he used people’s emotions like it was second nature. he didn’t even think twice. with that being said, he had an avoidant attachment style. if he was showing raw emotion, it was probably for show. he wasn’t “vulnerable” without the intention to be.

imagine james with bpd, who fixated on people so much that it was all he could thing about. he was obsessive to an almost concerning degree, but that’s what barty wanted.

he wanted to be on james’s mind like that, to consume his every thought. he got off on the idea of someone thinking about him like that. barty noticed the little details, all the things that james liked so that he could use it to make james think he actually cared. it got to a point where barty was trying so hard to get james obsessed with him, he didn’t realise that the only thing he could think about was james. his mood depended on how james reacted to him, how james acted and even the tone he spoke in.

[bawuoooooom]

why do people get so angry when they see transmasc lloyd????

"we saw lloyd as a child he was a boy!!!!!!" your point is? as far as i know his gender when he was younger didnt and doesnt matter because it didnt contribute anything to the story and because little girls also believe that boys have cooties / are weird so the "if i see one girl in here, im gonna go ballistic" can easily be swapped with "if i see one boy in here, im gonna go ballistic"

[onlyfangz]

did we all collectively forget that vampires not being able to see their reflection because old mirrors were backed with silver is a tumblr creation that has no basis in any classical texts or?

because the reason vampires cant see their reflections (in classic texts) is because mirrors were considered reflections of the soul, and vampires are soulless, which means regardless of what the reflective surface is, they cannot cast an image.

i'm not a snob, i love modern vampires as much as classic vampires, but please remember that classic vampires are soulless monsters, not misunderstood sadboys of the 00s>.

[zees-hat]

Guys I’ve just seen a take so completely outrageous so I just wanna point out something one of the creators of total drama (Terry) has said in recent times

None of the contestants would have hate towards gay people

I also think it’s kind of weird to just give characters the homophobic/transphobic headcanon just because of how they look or how their attitude is?? Completely insane

Also just saying criticizing/negatively questioning people on their lgbtq+ headcanons for characters is literally insane. It’s called a headcanon for a reason?? It’s never been confirmed except for a few characters?? Like come on, let’s be serious for a few moments !

[dazeddoodles]

I agree with your assessment that Raine is thick and soft.

Raine's ASSessment sure is thick and soft.

Raine pretends to be annoyed at Eda oogiling their ass but really it makes them feel better about their squishy body (they wanted to be toned/visually muscular for longest time)

[yellowheartz]

Hngg, I love when characters have this plot where they're angry at an absent or neglecting parent, and it's all about that, but they never forget to always mention the parent who stepped up and raised them when they needed the other one the most.

[tenacquity]

my favorite thing is ryuu coming face-to-face with a generally intimidating character (v/an z.ieks) and being absolutely terrified like a deer in the headlights bc golly gosh that man (zieks) could absolutely destroy me

only to come to a very important conclusion a couple months later that's basically just

oh. oh, no. honey

i'm going to be destroying you. i see, now. okay. let me change my battle strategy here--okay. i seeyou. i got you. ( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ )

[scrollll]

To: Porsche♡

The only one of the baddie bunch who handles shit mafia style.

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[rotisseries]

"I can see will appreciating all types of music genres" well I cannot. peace and love<3

[blackquill-inchains]

sure. headcanoning korekiyo as from kansai because it's also called "kinki" and sounds like the english "kinky" because bondage

but consider

headcanoning korekiyo as from kansai as a play on his overly formal and polite speech patterns, especially given the kansai dialect is typically stereotyped as being more loud/rough/brash/aggressive

[kidrunaway]

I'm surprised that as the number one rk fan I haven't posted a small analysis of him yet but here we go

So what we know from RK so far is barely anything at all but it's clear he wants to escape with people together rather than alone.

of course if that wasn't clarified I would most likely interpret it as him using the nomes to get further without giving 2 shits about them, but because it's canon, thats not rhe case. that doesn't mean he doesn't defend himself though. He will kill/harm others in order to defend himself (n this is why a lot of the times where I see comics of him getting bullied i get pissed because thats NOT him.) he does seem to defend himself several times throughout the game and will harm others in order to protect himself. What's unique about him is that not only do we get a view of what's happening all the way down at the maw, but his story compared to the other stories has a much more different vibe to it. With mono and six it was very hectic. RK seems to be the only kid that doesn't outright have a chasing scene the same way Six or Mono does (The guests, The doctor, the teacher, that kind of chasing scene.) The only thing we really have is the little battles of him defending himself. he gets chased by the lady for the last bit, and I think that part truly shows WHY he didn't have any chase scenes. I'm sure he was panicking when the lady was chasing him, and when you're panicking, it's very common for people to get impatient. So when he gets caught by the lady, he desperately tries to get away, having the lady basically haunt him from each corner. he goes into a room at some point with a broken mirror and you know if he stood hidden in there or was patient enough to just wait a few seconds or avoid going to the door that opened for him, he would've most likely lived. but being the kid he is, out of curiosity, he goes to where the lady opened the door from. He seems to be a curious little guy. I also wanna mention that he is really smart and it's overseen by the Fandom a lot. We know that Six is smart that's canon, but let's not forget that RK literally solved THE LADYS PUZZLES. I'm sure the lady wanted her puzzles hard enough for not anyone else to figure out, prior to the figures being placed in odd places to take and put on a statue, and extreme puzzles that were even hard for me, he figured it out. it's amazing. And he's invaded the lady's space so much that not only did he finish all her puzzles but ALSO find out her secret. So RK is pretty curious, gets impatient when panicking, and smart on top of that.

Could be a stretch, but truly, in this fandom everything gets stretched so why not 🤷‍♂️

One thing about his story that makes me think a lot are the shadow kids. Although you can usually hear giggles and whispers in the game, if you listen close enough, they will say actual things! (What upsets me though is someone figured this out way before I did and while I went on YouTube to find voice clips I saw the video of the girl that posted this 😭 its only fair if I credit her she's called SPILLTHETHEORIES, watch her video its informative!)

Here's what they say just in case you're curious.

"But there was a difference before."

"You're a goner. Goner."

"Hello there"

"Do you hear her singing?"

"Her intentions were to follow"

"Of course they were/yes she does (?)"

"But that can't be right"

"Its about time it was talking."

"Its looking with Its sight."

"Until six..."

[spicyicymeloncat]

Wu hc he is the type to see a random animal and be like “can we take it home”. Ever since birth. Every dragon ever is his animal friend. Like all the guardian dragons and then the core dragons. He’s a crazy dragon lady man. He also has the feral chicken. And he adopted the most rowdy of animals. The ninja.