#headcanon the group always sends Sasori to the store because he's not human so he doesn't get hungry for/buy things not strictly on the lis

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*Sasori at the grocery store with Deidara, Itachi and Tobi* Sasori: You three are behaving wonderfully. Deidara: Kinda hard not to when you've got us TIED TO THE FUCKING CART, Danna. Tobi: This is embarrassing, Sasori-san. And this leash is itchy ... Itachi: Really, is this necessary? Sasori: For Deidara and Tobi, unfortunately, yes. They wander too much and put too much junk food in the cart. Now normally your behavior is exemplary but, well, Kisame and the others have warned me that around this time of year, when we go by a certain aisle, I'm going to have trouble with you. Itachi: Trouble? That's absurd. You would never have any issues with -- *they come to the next aisle and Itachi's eyes light up; it's completely full of Halloween candy* Itachi, voice deep and sharingan glowing: Let me go let me go let me go let me go let me -- Tobi: Sasori-san! Itachi-san is gnawing the leash with his teeth! Deidara: Oi, Danna ... I have to go to the bathroom. Can you just untie me real quick? I promise I won't do any -- Deidara: *accidentally drops a packet of matches that he was hiding out of his hand and a firecracker out of his back pocket* Deidara: ... shit. Tobi: Come to think of it ... those Skittles look really tempting ... Tobi, in Obito voice: Come, Itachi ... *starts gnawing at his own leash* Lets lay waste to this pathetic store and take what's rightfully ours! Sasori: Sasori: God, I hate grocery shopping.