#he's unhinged

[rorimoon9597]

Jason lay on the ground with Dick and Tim in a circle, their heads in the center. A bag of Skittles was passed around, and it took a small amount of effort to not choke on the candy.

"What if I started my own drug empire?" Jason asked randomly.

"I'd use the basement in Drake manor for that," Tim replied in equal serious measures.

"Why?" Dick asked, genuinely curious.

"It's dark, and large. No one has a reason to go down there, either. You could make and store a lot of drugs in there. Then I'd hand them out to the socialites of Gotham because hen I can over price the drugs and get more money."

"Would that even work?"

"The rich haven't been subjected to many good dealers. If you can get them the drugs they want, then they won't sell you out, and you can scam them without making it seem like a scam."

"You've thought this out, haven't you?" Dick asked.

"I consistently walk a tightrope of Hero and criminal. I could easily fall into the criminal side of things if I wished."

"You're unhinged," Jason commented off-handedly. He grinned. "I like that."

"Thank you." Dick made a noise of concern. "You literally killed the Joker because he boasted about killing Jason then threatened to kill me, Dick. Don't act like you're normal either."

"He became Robin to get revenge on his parent's murderer," Bruce said as he passed by his three sons.

"And you're a fucking furry," Jason muttered under his breath, just loud enough for his siblings to hear.

They promptly broke into laughter.

[thelivingfactor]

As of 4x03, Homelander has canonically known a character has been with Butcher purely by recognising his scent on them not once, but TWICE in this damn show.

This is already unhinged, obsessed behaviour that gets crazier the more you stop to think about it but even better-

Maeve and Butcher had done the nasty when Homelander twigged this. It's very valid that she would smell like him after that, whereas Ryan... Ryan just played foosball with Butcher? He stood vaguely near him in the same room?? Like, what???

Homelander (to my memory) has not done this with anyone else. He's not sniffing out Hughie on Starlight when he suspects her of betraying The Seven. But someone stands within 10 feet of Billy Butcher and he can literally sniff it out like a tracker dog, Butcher is taking acres of free real estate in Homelander's head and it must be driving him crazy, in this essay I will-

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Sherlock: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why

William: Only if you don't ask why

William: *brings out four skulls of various sizes out of his bag*

Sherlock:

William:

Sherlock: This one will do

[namelessdumbass]

Terzo and his NORMAL reaction to fans' underwear on stage

[i-cant-sing]

The nerve to cheat when I just healed that mf from death?? And this is why Bears> men smh 😔

Baldwin, pouts: really? oh well. *kills a bear, and wears its skin. Then sneaks up behind you* cuddles now?

[vintageseawitch]

moderator: will you veto an abortion ban if it comes across your desk, yes or no?

trump: blah blah blah, i'm the greatest, i got the most votes in history, everyone wanted Roe v Wade overturned, i worked the hardest, the Supreme Court worked really hard, blah blah blah (no yes or no, btw)

moderator: as president, would you continue to aide Ukraine, yes or no

trump: blah blah blah, we need to stop the senseless killing, it's horrible, blah blah blah (still no yes or no ofc)

moderator: do you regret anything about Jan 6?

trump: blah blah blah, they let all their illegals in, crime is the worst it's ever been, the crime here is worse than the rest of the world, blah blah blah (no response once again)

we all know if he gave his true answers to both of these it wouldn't be good for him. either he's been coached or is still in enough of a "sound" mind to know this & we ALL know what his answers are: he's in bed with putin & wants Russia to win which could lead the way to chaos in the rest of Europe. as for abortion, have you heard jd vance speak at all? he hates women & abortions should be banned no exceptions. someone getting raped & pregnant as a result of it is "AN INCONVENIENCE." he plans to support a national ban.

he doesn't care what happened on January 6th. HE STILL BELIEVES IN THE LIE THAT HE WON. he seems confused. should we be concerned?

[atheone-sketch]

Phill what the actual fuck?!!

[askmafiabobvelseb]

if Bob had found the person who burnt his house down :3c

(i love drawing realistic bobba lol)

[epickiya722]

Midoriya: I'm tired of being nice, I'm going to go apeshit now.

[milfwankenobi]

Name: Anakin Skywalker

Mother: Shmi and Obi-Wan Kenobi

Father: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Siblings: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Cousin: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Jedi Master: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Spouse: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Status: Unhinged siblings/Father/Motherfucker give him daily dosage of Stewjoni breastmilk or he might loses control and prone to manipulation by Palpatine

[pokilicious]

I like that we all, as artists, decided that we should draw Komaeda really sexy and/or really unhinged, like we can't just draw the guy just "normal", it would go against everything his character is for and I think that's beautiful

[gerandor]

Going through the nacho/Michael mando tag like a man possessed and noticing that most of the videos where micheal is talking have been reblogged with the tag 'WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN' and i think that's beautiful

[explodcor]

"Don't let him take you alive, Deku!"

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Taichi: If I died what would you do? If...if I left you and the kids all alone.

Takaaki: Oh, Taichi...

Takaaki: I'm killing myself and taking the kids with me. You're never going to leave me. *eye starts twitching*

Taichi: Oh, my God I married a psychopath...

[evil-lan-zhan]

I had forgotten that Luo Binghe was SLEEPING WITH SHEN QINGQUI'S CORPSE!!!

SIR!!!!!

[ghost-inthe-hall]