#he's such a hilarious babygirl

[ladyzirkonia]

Honestly Rampart is such a delight, his accent the whole mannerism, I loved it and cackled so much. Noshir Dalal absolutely nailed it.

I BEG YOU PARDON, I didn't make it to Vice Admiral on looks alone.

[brainrotcharacters]

the next time Logan does this, wade is going to keel over CACKLING

[roranart]

shanks smile :]

[natelia-aldelliz]

1 : Soap never had any idea that woman wanted him carnally, he's not the most observant on that front (he never noticed Ghost flirting with him and thought his love was one-sided for the longest time, but tbf Ghost was also very discreet about it)

2 : He sewed the hat, eyepatch and hook himself, because he's the best uncle and then got distracted as he was wrapping it up, so now he's watching a tutorial on youtube about how to build a voice box. Honestly how hard could it be, he builds explosive devices as a hobby (listen, Price doesn't have to know)

3 : He is out to his family, but doesn't want his mum to know he has a boyfriend because he knows she'll insist on meeting him and welcoming him to the family and making a big deal out of this, and he knows that Ghost isn't ready for that.

4 : Christmas is obviously a very hard time for Ghost, but he is very very in love with Soap and some days still can't believe that it's mutual, but then his Johnny does something like that and his head gets quieter while he's melting a bit.

5 : For the people that didn't see my other post : the bird is a Caique parrot, and they're supposedly very energetic, a bit loud, medium sized, unintelligible, very friendly to what they consider their family, adventurous and danger prone, with an explosive personality and a hate of boredom, so basically the adhd bird.

[krillissue]

vash is never beating the cringefail/prettyboy allegations

[ciderbird]

[dragonboots10]

I watched episode 6 last night

He was so funny for this I was laughing out loud at 2 am

[bonefall]

while i do agree with the sentiment that bloodclan should be more nuanced as an entity i still believe it is wrong to portray them as the necessary "response" to clan injustice (haven't read the books in years but i am pretty sure that bloodclan started with no connection to the clans) / an opposition to the clan's flaws. some of the thing scourge did was out of selfishness and bloodclan isn't the other colour of the black and white debacle with the clans. the clans are heavily flawed yes, but it isn't realistic to completely say that their structure had no redeeming qualities altogether and that all outsider groups is fundamentally better than the clans.

all clans and groups are flawed in their own way and i believe we shouldnt brush past the things that other groups (the sisters and what they do with their toms *cough cough*) did solely to be able to degrade the clans and their culture.

Buddy, you're setting up a strawman. I promise you that if you look into the reduxes I've made of BloodClan, Guardians, The Sisters, and the Tribe, you will see that I don't make any of them a "flawless" alternative to Clan life.

Nor do I say that the Clans have no redeeming qualities. In fact, you can browse the "Clan Culture" tag to see the various expansions I've made to show how these traditions, values, and technological advances make Clan life so alluring.

The overarching theme of BB is that the nature of culture is change. For better AND for worse.

With respect, I think there's something insidious in the wording of "the things the other groups did." We're talking about fan responses to a work that consistently demonizes and degrades foreigners to make the Clans look like the "best way to live," justifying xenophobia. These are not real groups, they are writing choices.

In the franchise with some pretty extreme examples of misogyny, the authors said "What if bizarro world where women rule and have no men... woag..." and only includes a single Clan-alligned member of this culture, with a BAD opinion of them, who can't even do his diplomatic job because he HATES them so much.

In the same franchise that shows Fireheart getting bullied, facing prejudice, and fighting a murderous tyrant who publically executes a mixed-race character, their endgame villain is an outsider, like him, but this one IS a godless heathen who HATES love and friendship and banned families.

In the VERY same franchise which made its first non-malicious group barely able to get through an arc without needing to be saved by Clan cats, totally unable to defend themselves, framed as "whiny" for not wanting their clearly 'inferior' culture to be forcefully changed.

And I'm re-stating all this because, again, no offense to you in particular Anon, but I've been seeing a few people with a sentiment like yours lately. Complaints into a vacuum that don't make targeted critique of anyone's fanworks, gesturing at this broad "woobification" which is apparently out there somewhere over the rainbow, saying things like "well Scourge is selfish" or "well Moonlight abandoned her 13 year old" as if we haven't BEEN knew.

As if we're not all directly responding to these choices. As if I haven't written ESSAYS on this topic.

Since this was about BloodClan in particular though, and you admit you haven't read the books in years, please go back and actually read Rise of Scourge before trying to make critique of the ways fanon rewrites its origin. It's EXPLICITLY a response to the Clans, in the text, that the Erins wrote, it is canon that fanon is working with.

And you want people to take that out and approach it a different way... why? Because it's so incredulous to you that a nation forms in response to a threatening neighbor? That a common enemy through invasions is a way that people might choose to unite, and encourage their new culture to value brutality? Because you don't like the idea of Clan Culture's XENOPHOBIC BATTLE CULTURE affecting surrounding communities??

Could YOU, maybe, be doing this "woobification" thing I keep hearing about? Can I play this stupid game too? What's our stupid prize? Can it be a lollipop? Do we get stickers

TL;DR, ok.

[kelvingemstone]

love brennan's commitment to wifing up zac oyama each time. no matter if it works for the character or not and ykw? i'd do it too

[blueteller]

Average Fan's Progression into OG Cale Simping

*KRS transmigrates into "trash villain" Cale Henituse* Fans: Meh. Good riddance Cale: …Something's sus about OG Cale tho Fans: 0_0 (Real s***?) Cale: I have suspicions what that was all about- Fans: Tell us! Cale: -but I won't say it. I guess we'll never know, lol Fans: Noooo! We mUsT kNOW-! *600 chapters later* OG Cale: *shows up* Yo Fans: Aaaah-! (Finally!!!) OG Cale: I'm witty and cool and have a tragic backstory- Fans: AAAAAAHHHHH-!!!! OG Cale: -also I'm living as sexy late-30's-KRS now Fans: *maniacally writing fanfics*

(*Meanwhile* Other secondary characters: B-but, he showed up for only like 10 minutes-! Fans: *yeet 'em into trash* Hush you. OG Cale's the babygirl now)

[unreal-sundogs]

Alastor reads fan mail

Hes traumatized

[moonchild-in-blue]

To be fair. He can’t help it.

NO BECAUSE I WENT BACK ON SAM'S STORY AND STARED AT THIS ONE FOR SO LONG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

What is that stupid shiny little earring, ugh. He looks so slay, I hate him. How many moneys do I need to save to convince him to ditch the hat though? Let your locks free Rapunzel 😭

[wishing-stones]

Ren:

Ren: Why does Nightmare call you babygirl-

Baggs: Let's stop talking for a while.

They ask Nightmare and he says it's an 'Inside Joke'

Really it's just there for when NM feels like he needs to check Baggs' ego a little. Put him back in his place.

[casasupernovas]

there is an ah-MAZING 10th doctor x lady christina edit on tiktok and while i normally cannot stand her, it did make me view the episode differently.

my main critique was that christina was so yuck. she's a snobby rich kid who is so bored with her life she steals for fun. it should be a cool concept but christina is so selfish and vain you kind of think eurgh. i have no doubt if she became a companion however, that she could have became a better person. we'll never know. her sexual tension with the tenrh doctor was brazy though. but that was another thing i was put off by because i was like...what? the doctor has had better companions than that, we've seen them. rose, martha, donna come on raise your standards man.

until i read someones comment about how they loved this episode because to them, this was the beginning of the timelord victorious arc and it all clicked. because he IS lowering his standards for even entertaining it. he CAN do better. but he's literally turned on by her doing something wrong because he recognises the trait because he also literally got started on this whole story of the show by stealing the tardis. he likes this stuff. they might have negatively impacted each other more than likely.

in summary, it makes me think of the 'dream weaver' audio adventure when he goes to this seedy tavern/bar place and donna is appalled that he's apparently a regular there.

[drunken-devotion]

he’s such a silly guy. my beloved. lil meow meow. my babygirl. hes so pretty. he is adorable. he is everything. he is so

[till-alnst-official]

Till! Till! News just got out that you have been voted Tumblr Baby Girl (trademark) with over 50% of the votes! How does it feel to be Baby Girl? Do you feel like you've stolen the spot from some of your competitors? Tell us, the whole dystopian world wants to know!

What the fuck is a tumblr baby girl—