#he's such a hardass dad lmao

[mamamittens]

Hilarious thought of a funny ending for the Nikia in Veilguard fic that has no right being this funny

So, when Spite/Lucanis drags Nikia back through the veil, for real this time, they experience some... turbulence. Toying with the idea of them losing their grip on Nikia in all of it or getting knocked TF out being spit out of a fade portal in Arlathan.

Regardless, Nikia is basically alone in Arlathan, as human as she's ever been and not super steady on her feet. This is all familiar, but her normal body isn't exactly conditioned to be trekking all this terrain--though she got a taste for intense exercise to clear her head from her time as Rook.

Who does she run into?

Venatori.

So she plays her best "Dumb Tourist Who Knows Nothing" that she can because her regular clothes are... super not normal for here.

Super friendly and all "Hi! Can you tell me where I am? It's so pretty out here, but this weird hole thing just spat me out and I'm a bit turned around right now! (o゜▽゜)o☆"

Obvs, they take the easy bait while she's panicking cause like, their track record for blood sacrifice is a bit... much.

They obviously aren't telling her if she's about to be blood sacrificed (would be funny if they were considering recruiting this clearly hapless fool woman) and she's pretty sure she's fucked until she realized she Has Magic. Like. Super Still Has Magic Here Now.

And proceeds to fuck shit up before they can slap her in a prison for holding along with other possible blood sacrifices. Dalish, poor bastards, who are very excited to be freed by this weird human woman. Of course, the Veil Jumpers were already on their way to rescue them and it takes a minute for her to notice Strife and she's just like

"Hi!!!! Strife!!! Hi! How's Emm!? He still treating you good?! How's Manfred?! Is he being good--no setting buildings on fire?!" And Strife is five seconds from shooting her ass with an arrow as he demands to know how tf she knows about all that. "Oh! Right, sorry, we've met? Sort of--different face and name and all that!"

Absolutely shocked and demands an explanation, which she gives.

"--And not that I'm not happy to see you, but I should probably go looking for Lucanis and Spite before they lose their minds or something. Do you think they'd track me all the way out here? Should I leave a calling card so they know I'm fine?" and she does, the crow symbol with a little heart over it. Nothing too detailed in case the Venatori come back around. And then she goes to the lighthouse and essentially ends up meeting everyone at their respective homes looking for Lucanis. Assuming he'd ask for help from them, but no, he's doing this solo with Spite cause he's a stubborn ass.

They're all so happy to see her and suggests she moves quick if they had seen him recently looking for her.

On her end, this is like, a fun seeking game where she properly meets her friends from all the different factions.

Lucanis on the other hand is... so fucking stressed. Spite is screaming in the background searching wildly--they're both thinking of getting a leash or something cause fuck this happening again on their watch.

Maybe they meet up when Nikia finally goes to meet with the Crows as a last resort, thinking maybe Lucanis went there for supplies or advice or help from OG Rook. Has fun bonding with her 'sister' and the other crows who only take a few seconds to realize who she is.

"I can't believe Lucanis lost you twice over. Someone needs remedial training it seems..." Viago comments blithely. "You have no papers in this world, yes? I'll draw something up. It's good to have a legal identity for some things."

"Oh, that's so nice! What's the catch?" Nikia asks, laughing with Rook as she gets all the latest tea from her.

"It's probably going to be as De Riva. It's common to adopt into a crow family for training purposes." Teia laughs. "Now, he will have two daughters."

"You don't have to do that, Viago! I mean, I get up to a lot of trouble as it is! And I'm an adult, I can look after myself!"

He just stares at her.

"I'm drawing up the paperwork."

"...I get the feeling if I try and stop you, I'm going to be bedridden for a week with poison."

"You will."

"If I try and stop you or regardless."

*leaves*

"Viago? Viago?! What do you mean?!? VIAGO?!?" Teia is just laughing as she follows him. "Rook, I think I'm in danger. I should leave."

"It'll only be worse if you run."

"If he catches me."

"He's a trained crow. You just possessed a crow for a year. Magic mirrors aren't going to save you."

"I can go live in Arlathan for the rest of my life. Or the Necropolis. I'm sure Emm wouldn't mind me crashing with him. Or any of the others. I have options."

"What about Lucanis? Isn't he an option?"

"Lucanis is still... somewhere? Not sure where, and besides, he lives here. I don't think either of us are good enough to hide from Viago in his own city."

"He would never let Viago poison you. Neither would Spite for that matter."

"That is true. But you know Viago. He's crafty. It wouldn't even take much--hey, is this some weird parental love thing he does? He's a poison master, right? So it makes sense that he'd try to desensitize his kids to poison... why does that feel more official than the paperwork for adoption?"

"Because for Viago, it is."

"Does love always feel this threatening coming from crows?"

"I don't know, how safe do you feel with Spite looming behind you?"

"I'd feel incredibly safe physically, but Spite is a menace in his own right. Why--oh... should I turn around? Do you think he'll go away if I don't look?"

"No. I won't go away."

"Well, that answers THA--!"

"Have fun you two--three! And don't forget you have to talk to Viago, Lucanis, Spite! He's adopting her as we speak!"

"Ours first."

"Tell that to him!"

"WILL."

"Ahah--I'm in danger!"

"Only if you run off again."

"Oh, hey, baby! I was looking for you, you know, in my defense!"

"Noticed that. Found you first."

"That you did, Spite... where are we going?"

Neither answers.

"I hope it's somewhere nice. It's definitely going to have coffee though."

He absolutely assumed that the symbols she's been leaving behind in compromised places was some sick message from an enemy that they had her. Got side tracked several times killing Venatori and Antaam where she'd ran into trouble and left a mark in case Lucanis managed to track her to that spot so he'd know she was safe.

They had a separate conversation about better messages to leave in situations like that so he knows if he needs to come in blazing or something.

Also, I think I will run with the idea that Lucanis is a short man. Like the 5' 3" in part because it makes it a little funnier that he's effortlessly carrying her around like potatoes when she's got three inches on him. Lucky for him, he's pretty fucking broad and built.

She does end up going through poison training, much to Lucanis and Spite's worry. It's very practical though considering who she's dating and gives her a chance to whip out sad puppy eyes on everyone to incredible effect.

"You know she's doing it on purpose, right?"

"Yes, Neve. I know. But resistance training is brutal and she deserves to be treated well."

"As long as you know."

"I do. She told me as she did it and laughed while asking if she looked pathetic enough for something she won't vomit."

"...how's Spite handling it?"

"Shockingly well. He's only described in visceral detail maiming Viago three times. Today."

"My, that is going over well then."

[toram-toram]

Toram I’m literally just here to share my brain thought with you(also ps I sent this to a couple other dungeon meshi writers and id love to hear your thought on it)

So chilchuck. Maybe after the story he starts dating a tallman!reader and when time comes around for him to tell his daughters about it one of them is just BEFUDDLED and is like “WOAH I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YA DAD” because a tallman is a whole lotta human in comparison like how did our hardass of a father pull this absolute 10

Okay anyways I’ll leave you alone now bye bye remember to eat a tasty snack and drink some water

COLLAB WITH ANON<3

CHILCHUCK INTRODUCING YOU TO HIS DAUGHTERS

LMAO THATS SUCH A REAL SCENARIO

Chilchuck would be all nervous to introduce reader to his daughters, ready to say things like "they are not going to replace your mother, and I want you to know I still care about her very much, etc";

But then they start to tease him and he HATES IT;

But also he's so relieved they accepted you, even though they can't believe you "settle down for this old man" ;

He threaten them by saying he won't bring you to family gatherings anymore if they keep teasing him and they promise they won't (but occasionally they do it anyway lol).

Ps: thank you anon 💚 and make sure to drink water and eat delicious snacks as well!!🤎

[altocat]

So, involving Sephiroth and Kadaj, how do you think they feel about one another? And would there be any scenario where they view one another more positively? Do you think remake Seph knows about Kadaj?

Kadaj and Sephiroth don't like each other. Sephiroth because Kadaj is a "weaker" piece of himself and there's some uncomfortable unconscious associations there. Kadaj because Sephiroth is taking away all of "mother's" love, as well as being the stronger, better version who can kill him with ease.

If they were to view each other in a more positive light, it would have to be a very wholesome AU in which Sephiroth is literally Kadaj's dad lmao. And even then I'd imagine that Seph is kind of a no-nonsense hardass who cramps Kadaj's style. Your typical stern military dad. No fun allowed.

I also think Remake!Seph probably knows about Kadaj since he seems to have knowledge on all sorts of different universes and realities. Maybe we'll get an easter egg of that in Part 3.

[doubledyke]

Ooh! I saw the post and I’ve been waiting to share some of my headcanons! :D

-Eddy’s brother has a conduct disorder and he knows Double Dee is a boy and just teases Eddy with calling him a ‘girl’ to make fun of them

-Eddy’s a mama’s boy / She is a permissive parent to him

-Nazz knows Kevin likes her but she can’t bare the thought of ruining their relationship if something happened if they ever dated

-May isn’t as stupid as she’s depicted in the show but rather is shown that way since she’s the butt of her older sisters jokes

-Rolf is Romanian..why I don’t know he just is

-Kevin acts the way he does since he is like Eddy and cares so much what people think and has a toxic role model

-Plank is alive and is a possessed 2x4 but has no intention on harming the Cul-De-Sac kids and simply finds them entertaining and enjoyable

-Jimmy only has a mom but she is the total opposite of him but loves buying him dolls and his other girly things

heyyyy thank you for sharing!!

yeah i think that makes sense for bro. i don't hate bro like some people do, understandably i guess. i do think he'd be....not a nice person even outside of his mistreatment of eddy, though. like it's not just eddy that he's an asshole to, obviously. i hesitate to speculate much about a hypothetical dx for bro bc i don't want it to come off as me saying everyone with a particular dx is an abusive asshole cuz that's not the case. let's just say he's in cluster b lol. but yeah the girlfriend jab was totally just a way of insulting eddy. i don't think bro thought edd was a girl. im pretty sure eddy refers to them as "the guys" or something similar so... just a homophobic remark on bro's part 👍

10000000% eddy's a mama's boy. one of my favorite relationships to speculate about is the one between eddy and his mom. as a result i've posted about it ad nauseam since i started this god forsaken blog so i'll spare everyone yet another 40 page essay. but yeah, she is his protector and he is baby 🥺

i like this idea! cuz duh kevin is not good at hiding his crush, even if he thinks he is. i think his crush on nazz is pretty cute cuz she seems to be one of the only people that can really shake him. the other people being bro and his dad. anyone else he manages to keep up that cool facade pretty consistently. anyway, leave it to my girl nazz to have the emotional maturity to realize that their relationship probably wouldn't last if it was anything more than platonic and choosing not to go that route in order to preserve their friendship. so instead she dates edd and makes kevin want to kill himself lmao.

aww may <3 i love may so much. and i agree about her being smart. at the very least she's good at chemistry, but i think she's secretly a genius. even in my sims game, i give her the genius trait haha. in my mind it's like... she has the tools but she hasn't been given the opportunity if that makes sense. if she had the time or mental energy she'd be pretty similar to edd in terms of academic success. but she's a girl living well below the poverty line and her time and focus is taken up by literally just trying to survive. but once she's in even a marginally better situation i see her going to school and trying to break the cycle as best she can.

oh shit we got another rolf nationality hot take!! i can also totally see this one. i don't know much about romania (or anything) but based on a cursory google search i get what you mean.

yeah yeah so i think kevin is a child of divorce and lives with his dad. his mom may or may not be in the picture. me and @mysticbeaver joke that eddy somehow caused his parents' divorce and that's why he hates him lmfaoooo. anyway to me his dad is a bit of a hardass. probably an ex-military guy who tries to run a tight ship. treats kevin how his dad treated him, but without the physical violence that was par for the course when he was growing up (60s-70s). so maybe that's his semi-toxic role model? i think kevin is smart and honestly isn't really a bad guy outside of his treatment of the eds - eddy in particular. they do have a weird, almost pathological hatred for each other. it's hilarious. it's clear that kevin is cool-conscious and cares what people think, but i wouldn't say that it's to the degree that eddy does. eddy is on a whole other twisted level. cuz like i don't think kevin really lies in order to appear cool. people think he's cool cuz he acts cool and like i mentioned before is usually pretty successful at making people think he doesn't gaf. partially cuz i think he kinda doesn't. he clearly wants to look cool, but he does cool things like bmx and skateboarding and all that. he's almost always the first one to call BS on whatever the eds are up to and he's literally always right lmao so it makes sense that he'd be viewed as an unofficial "leader" by the other kids. and i mean he has a garage full of jawbreakers... doesn't get much cooler than that in peach creek.

tldr; i do think eddy and kevin are similar because they're both victims of toxic masculinity, both pretty charismatic (eddy moreso, sorry kev) and both want to be the coolest kid in the neighborhood. they just have different ways of going about it. kevin goes the standard pre-teen boy route and eddy goes the unhinged megalomaniac route.

i have to disagree on this one. plank is cursed. he is malevolent and is only stopped from carrying out crimes against humanity because of the peace-loving force that emanates from jonny's giant head and weakens his powers.

jimmy has two moms and they're both bull dykes

[willow-balcoin]

holiday prompt → chan balcoin.

001. under the mistletoe—

Chan tends to be hyper aware of mistletoe so he can avoid it at all costs, was probably a cootie believer when he was a kid. Nowadays he doesn't subscribe to the idea that he needs a plant hanging over his head to help him with that kind of thing. Would definitely give his mom a peck on the cheek though, low key cutie.

002. in front of the fireplace, cuddled up under a blanket with a hot drink.

He's alone for sure. He's immune to cuffing season propaganda BUT might feel a twinge in his chest when faced with family nights and his sister and cousins all bringing their someones around. If he asks anyone if Tara's coming around, no he didn't.

003. snowed in from a heavy snow storm.

Everyone in his family's circle is a yes and a no. Yes because he has a quiet longing to be part of the family his mom has built and it would be nice to finally be a proper part of one of their big family stories that will be recounted for years down the line, but no because he's realised he made a mistake following his dad and allowing himself to be cut off from said family. Now he's too prideful to admit how badly he wants to be part of it so it's easier to stay on the outside looking in.

004. at a busy dinner table, food piled on the center and family chaos ensuing around the house.

If it's with the Balcoins and co. I think it'd be good vibes!! He's still figuring out where he fits amongst everyone and knows he's the shiny new thing they're all paying attention to so he's pretty reserved. He's steadily finding his feet as his own person outside of his father's shadow though so I think everyone would be pleasantly surprised when he starts showing some actual personality.

005. standing in front of the christmas tree, decorating it with an assortment of baubles, lights and tinsel.

I'd say he's indifferent to the decorating business, he'll leave those decisions to his mom, but he definitely encouraged her to get a stupidly large tree because he never really had that type of stereotypical holiday experience with his dad. Having some family time with just Daphne and Willow while decorating the tree would have healed some of the unacknowledged childhood trauma he's harbouring. The magic of Christmas etc etc.

006. setting out snacks for santa and his reindeers. don't forget the milk and cookies for christmas hardest workers!

Despite his dad being a hardass I wouldn't suggest he was an awful person, so I think he would have helped Willow set things up for the kids when they were little– footprints in flour through the kitchen to a plate of cookies, a half finished glass of milk and so on. Probably realised Santa wasn't real when his nosy little self found his parents taking bites out of carrots as if reindeer had been in the house. Definitely snitched to all the other kids too lmao.

007. at the mall, waiting in line to sit on santa's lap and spill your christmas gift wishes. will you be deemed naughty or nice?

I would say he's on the nice list. Could technically be nicer, but he's doing his best while dealing with his own shit. He'd quietly be pretty pleased about that, he definitely reacts well to praise.

008. exchanging and open gifts, anticipating what gift they may get. is it something cool or just another pair of socks?

Wishlist wise he'd be hoping for some acknowledgement from his father after their falling out. He wouldn't get it as such, just a generally addressed Christmas card to them all in the mail, but he knows if he wants the man's attention he needs to achieve something first. His task for the year ahead is figuring out whether appeasing his father aligns with his own desires or if it's too detrimental. Best gift he ever got was probably light up sneakers when he was a kid. He's still chasing the high of the joy he felt on that day.

009. auditions are now open for the town christmas extravaganza !!!

Oh Channie is so not a performer, his skills are purely that of observation. Back in the day I'm sure Tara managed to wrangle him into being part of productions though. Catch him painted up like Peeta Mellark as Rock Number 3. He would hate being on stage, but he was her biggest fan so being able to support her moment in the spotlight from right there with her..... 🥺🤧

010. in the trenches of snow forts, amidst a war of a snow fight! who will win?  

Dude's a human bulldozer– he loves a snowball fight. Definitely got in trouble a lot as a kid because of it, probably always jumping out of nowhere initiating things which could go either way depending on who he was flinging the snowballs at. FOR SURE got in the shit for having an icicle sword fight at school one time.

[technofinch]

hiiiiii could i see multiples of 3 for mulligan? that guy is Intriguing 2 me :)

ok there are a Lot of questions here so i'm gonna do my best to keep them short & sweet!

3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory?

his childhood kinda sucked! grew up quite poor on a shitty planet, his mom always wanted more kids but never got them, his dad was kind of a hardass and worked in a mine like 17 hours a day. he started drinking in his early teens to cope with... all that, so he doesn't have a ton of memories either way lmao.

6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate?

he did surprisingly well in school, especially in the more technical classes/math/history. not well enough to get actual scholarships or anything, so he ended up enlisting in the marines to get a higher education, which is where he learned that the marines Fucking Suck!

9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals?

im gonna be real with you homeboy has seen like 2 animals in his life and one of them is a dog that is his mortal enemy (Mr Cuddles) and one is a mostly-cat that he rarely sees so. i'd say he's Pretty Bad With Animals

12. What is their favorite food?

will never admit it but it's children's breakfast cereals. the ones that are like 90% sugar

15. Are they good at cooking? Do they enjoy it? What do others think of their cooking?

he's good at a very specific type of cooking, which is to say, making meals out of the kind of ingredients you have for a long-term deep space voyage. he loves it, but wouldn't know what to do with an Actual Kitchen and exotic things like Fresh Vegetables. the others aren't particularly impressed by it, but they indulge him - it's an important ritual for him and it makes him feel useful :3

18. What’s their favorite genre of: books, music, tv shows, films, video games and anything else

hmmm... mulligan doesn't experience a lot of Media, when he does it's usually just catching up on sports to have something to talk about with the other Guys™ at the loading docks. iirc he has canonically played team fortress 2 tho

21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper?

he very much has a temper, i would never describe him as "patient" but his anger can be overridden by fear, especially in confrontations with his superiors. he mostly just yells at people and gets it out of his system, if it's something big he'll carry a grudge and continue to make snippy comments until someone calls him on it

24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress?

his sleeping pattern is "not unless absolutely necessary," excluding cryosleep he gets about half the sleep a regular human needs :/ preferred sleeping situation is a hammock, but he's most familiar with thin awful mattresses

27. What makes them sad? Do they cry regularly? Do they cry openly or hide it? What are they like they are sad?

mulligan is way more likely to be angry/resigned/scared than Sad, and i don't think he's cried in a long time. in that situation he would probably flee and hole up like a wounded animal waiting to die until he could successfully bottle the emotion back up

30. Do they exercise? Regularly? Or only when forced? What do they act like pre-work out and post-work out?

he pretty much has to be forced to keep up with his mandatory exercises, luckily the ship's doctor is (was :( ) very good at her job and kept him on track despite his bitching. he does get notably happier post-workout, but if you point this out to him he'll say it's bc it's over lmao

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36. What are they good at? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing?

he's good at drawing, especially still lifes, but he doesn't do it much or think of it as a hobby. he also plays harmonica, which he is bad at, and does consider a hobby. he can sing, but the only songs he really knows are ones he learned from his mother, so he doesn't

39. Do they like letters? Or prefer emails/messaging?

call the man. he wants to hear your voice. hand-written letters are basically non-existent in the setting, but he rarely checks his email/texts. just call him. leave a voicemail if you must.

42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition?

number one goal is to Survive Another Day, subgoal Don't Kill Anyone. he's not a very ambitious person, like, at all. he would however sacrifice anything to keep his crew safe. he feels a Lot of responsibility towards them, even though he knows most of them are more competent than he is lmao. his secret ambition is to overthrow capitalism and start a commune, however, he also thinks this is stupid.

45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves?

in my mind, other people see mulligan as kind of an uncomfortably intelligent dog. just smart enough to get into trouble but will pretty much do what you ask him to do. deficiency of critical thinking and ambition. multiple npcs offered to help him fake his death and quit his job and he did not understand Why they all wanted him to do that.

48. Do they enjoy any parties? If so what kind? Do they organize the party or just turn up? How do they act? What if they didn’t want to go but were dragged along by a friend?

in the academy he enjoyed parties for the booze, mostly showing up to one he wasn't invited to, but after he stopped drinking he pretty much stopped going to parties, and after graduating he really stopped being in groups of more than, like, 10 people who all live together anyway. he does occasionally organize the mandatory crew bonding nights, where he gets everyone together to play dumb party games like never-have-i-ever and watch their vhs cops of home alone 2: lost in new york

[servin-up-surveys]

survey #191

Do you have a large dog? If not, are you afraid of them? No, we literally have a chihuahua lol, but I'm not scared of them at all.

Has anyone ever told you that they loved you, and you didn’t say it back? Yes.

Who is your favorite photographer? Anastasiya Dobrovolskaya. She's well-known for a portrait of three different colored hair women holding three differently colored foxes.

Were you shy in high school? Not very, no.

Did the last guy/girl you kissed have any piercings? No.

Do you actually love your parents? Yes. I feel some amount of soreness and aching over my dad, but I still love him.

Do you know anyone autistic? My niece and very likely myself; I'm finally being examined for it next month.

Do you like your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s parents? I love his mom, even though I very much disagree with her religious beliefs and how intense she is about them. I never got to meet his dad; Girt's told me that we would've disagreed on a whole lot, and he's always described him as having been a hardass, but I certainly still respect him and how dedicated a husband and father he was.

Do you like Polaroid photography? Yeah, it's very aesthetically pleasing to me.

Who was the last family member of yours that died? One of Mom's cousins recently did.

Do you have any gay family members? Yes, another of Mom's cousins, possibly second or third, idr.

Would you be upset if you caught your boyfriend looking at porn? No, I'd only be upset if he tried to hide that fact from me.

What is your favorite type of cat? Oriental shorthairs.

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst? Either Jason or Girt, I can't decide which instance was really my true "worst."

Were you raised by someone other than your parents? No.

What’s the last chore you did? I emptied the dishwasher.

What is your favorite jungle animal? Probably tigers, or clouded leopards. Or red pandas... lol idk, there are so many.

Is your father injured? He has back problems, but that's all I know.

Are you part Native American? Not to my knowledge, no.

What are your pets’ names? Roman, Venus, and Cookie, whom we didn't name.

Have you ever worked two jobs? No.

What are the names of all the dogs you’ve ever owned? Trigger, Angel, Teddy, Dale, Delilah, Cali, Bentley, and Cookie are the ones I count. I think we briefly had Harley, my older sister's former dog, but it was very short-lived, and we also had a dog for like, not even a week before Cookie, and I can't remember what Mom named her in the brief time she was here, she just wasn't for us.

Would you ever get a face tattoo? It's doubtful. If I do, it would absolutely be something very small and subtle.

Who in life have you felt the strongest need to protect? Probably Jason when he had bronchitis, apparently my "mama bear" response only exists for partners and it's weird.

What is the cruelest thing a person has ever said to you? She basically called me a liar about being traumatized because I "did the same thing to her" and don't even get me fucking started on this shit

Who have you most feared in your life? My dad.

What is your strongest reason for your opinion on abortion? What goes on in someone's own body is fucking nobody else's business. You don't wanna share it with another growing life form, that's your goddamn right.

What one natural thing would you most like to see? Aurora borealis.

Do you like the game Tetris? No, it actually really stresses me out lmao

What’s the most rebellious thing you’ve ever done? I'm unsure.

Have you ever wanted to be a model? No.

Do you like your name how it’s spelled? Actually no, I prefer "Britney" since that's how you *actually* pronounce it.

Who was your first online friend? It was Mazzy!

Your last ex: how did you two get together? I actually had a dream of us together and woke realizing "... oh" lmao.

Does your mom dye her hair? Yes, she's self-conscious of her gray so adds more brown occasionally.

What’s the best kind of video game? (Adventure, shooting, etc) Horror is what I have the most fun with.

Do you know anyone who has road rage? My younger sister does.

Have you ever had a controlling boyfriend/girlfriend? No, I ain't playin that game.

Have you ever tried to break up anyone because YOU liked the guy/girl? So actually no. In the situation where my best friend's boyfriend liked me when I was 12, even though I flirted back, I didn't actually want them to break up. I was just being reckless and dumb and not truly realizing my actions had consequences until he was saying he loved me. I also never actively tried splitting Jason and Ashley up, though boy trust me my bitter ass wanted to, but I had just enough self control to not go 100% child.

Do you draw fanart of anything? Not regularly whatsoever, but I have before.

What was the last music video you watched? Did you like it? "Sport frei" by Lindemann, and it was fine, yeah.

What’s a condition you have that you haven’t been officially diagnosed with? I am like 99.99% sure I'm a high-masking autistic, and apparently ever since childhood, some people (including my mother ofc) have wondered, we just never truly looked into it.

Which one of your parents do you think is smarter? I know Mom is.

Have you ever supported anyone’s Kickstarter? If so, what was it? No, but I would if I had my own income and was exposed to one I really liked.

What band has the power to make you cry by splitting up? Oh Rammstein for sure lol, their retirement probably isn't too terribly far off and it already scares me lmao, I need ONE concert.

Would you feel funny if you kissed somebody of the same sex? I've done this before and no, I didn't feel weird.

Can grills be sexy on a guy? I think they're unattractive on anyone.

What’s your favorite comic book/graphic novel? I don't read these and never really have.

Do you prefer original or sour Skittles? Sour.

Do you find it easy to pass the time or do you get really bored? One of my primary depression symptoms is anhedonia, do the math.

Have you ever been in a Catholic confessional? Yes, don't do this shit to your kids btw, I still hold bitterness over being forced into this as a child.

Who was the last non-relative you rode in a vehicle with? Girt.

What was the title of the last song you listened to? "Altes Fleisch"

Who is the lead singer of your favorite band? Obviously Ozzy himself; Till Lindemann.

Do you expect to be married in the next 2 years? No.

Have you ever had an allergic reaction to an insect? No.

Who IMed you on Facebook last? My friend Summer.

Is there an item that you bought on a whim, but now consider it a crucial part of your life and you would or have purchased it again? Possibly, idk.

What flags do you have in your room, if any? None.

What was the last thing you ate? A sandwich.

What kind of natural disaster is most common where you live? Hurricanes.

Do you or your parents rake your yard? No, it's very environmentally unfriendly anyway.

If you’re not straight, who was the first person you came out to? Sara.

What do you think of the ‘Healthy At Every Size’ movement/philosophy? I don't agree with this, and mind you this is coming from an obese person. I believe it's perfectly possible to not equate one's worth to their weight (like being fatphobic, which is absolutely evil) while still not encouraging bodies that by definition cannot function in a truly healthy manner. I more so believe in "unhealthy at any size," which is just meant to imply that someone's external appearance doesn't automatically decide their health; everyone's body is different, and what goes on inside doesn't always match the exterior.

Where did you meet the last person you swapped numbers with? She's my boyfriend's mother.

Who was the last person to add you as a friend on Facebook? Ariel, who owns the horses I recently took photos of.

[artemis-lesbian]

Am I the only one that like... doesnt ever check the ratings of professors before signing up for their class? Like I genuinely don't give a fuck

[hotxcheeto]

heyyooo could u make some headcanons for the lis ppl when we get into a fight for them? Like a physical one 👀👀👀

━ 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌

𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 - Chloe, Rachel, Victoria, Nathan, Kate, Steph

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 - Cursing, VERY brief mention of being high ( chloe ), slight descriptions of fights, alludes to wounds, angsty, fluff

𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 ? - Yeah/Nope/ some

𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚 - ty for the request, imagining this was fun!! <;33

☆ 𝐂𝐡𝐥𝐨𝐞 – Totally roots for you but flabbergasted at the same time. I mean you're obviously fighting them for a reason so she'll cheer you on. But will break it up if it gets too far and if people are seriously getting hurt, but totally panics while doing it because omg you love her and fought for her. But she's dragging you back because the person's unconscious now.

But she'd fight someone for you, so it's only fair.

Loves you to death though, she's always felt like she's not enough for people or doesn't deserve that love. But the fact that you went and were ready to beat someone up because they were talking bad about her or disrespecting her and your only thought was protecting her.

Brings a tear to her eye. No she probably cried after she thought about it for long enough at 2am one night while high.

Chloe is a pussy, as much of a hardass as she claims to be or even is at times, she gets scared. She'll even admit it, she doesn't do good in physical fights, insult her though and the tongue lashing will be worse than your moms. But she can get a couple good punchesin there but seeing you go at someone, seriously, she's gonna marry your ass.

Worries about you though, she feels like she doesn't deserve that love. But you dgaf you'll punch any bitch that disrespects either of you, you barely realize how much love she has while looking at you defending her. Words or a fight. Chloe is in deep.

☆ 𝐑𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥 – Rachel, baby, definitely panics slightly. Shows in her face but it's more inside than out. She's worried about you, but seeing you fighting, definitely don't need to be. Rachel's proud, probably records school fights but nobody can trace it back to her and she's like a ghost, nobody sees her.

You just started swinging, no thought just pissed and protective. Rachel would totally fight someone for you, but seeing you just go swinging at someone, makes her panic and then proud and then she realizes how hot you are. Laughing after the fact and even a bit in the moment, watching you beat someone up.

Gloats about it with you later after you totally take the win. Compliments you too. It's definitely a memory you both laugh at every once in a while, but Rachel knows if something happened like that again, you'll be right front and center to it all.

☆ 𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚 – Not a fighter, physically anyway. Does freak a bit when you jumped up and punched someone for talking shit about her right in front of you. Teasing her and making her feel like shit. It was bothering her, so you whacked them.

Vic, for good reason, panicked a bit and backed up. Staring at the fight while in a bit of shock. Doesn't yell or cheer, just kind of in shock lmao. Nathan would totally stand there laughing beside her.

Laughs her ass off after seeing the victim of your fists. Probably throws some teasing insults at them and their friends just to rub salt in the wound.

Also probably has people post it online or digs at them on her page just to get a kick out of them. She's a bitch, and you love her for it.

☆ 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 – Let's be honest, he's not a fighter. Nathan might be able to hold his own in a fight but... lord you seen him against Warren he's up there but got his shit rocked... I'm sorry. Moving on... he would laugh his ass off. Blast the person – with words and bullying.

Probably a bit insecure though, honestly, like he couldn't stand up for himself and that his dad would think he's a pussy but trust me, there was no stopping you. Def cried, like Chloe after thinking about it for too long in the middle of the night like 2 months after it happened.

He's more of a sit in silence type of grateful. Laying in his dorm room while you clean up, but the fact that you about got suspended for him. It's true love. Also teases you about it here and there, but it makes him wonder if he can protect you, but shit – seeing that you probably don't need it.

☆ 𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐞 – Kate gives me strong ' I cry a lot ' vibes and not in a bad way. She's just very sensitive and if you watch the notebook with her she'd cry for hours and probably think so deep into the story it makes her cry more. So seeing you fighting immediately makes her worried and sprint to the scene.

Then she sees you, practically slamming someone's face into the cement. Probably cries, mostly out of panic and shock. Cries after, cause my poor baby was worried about you and what was gonna happen, especially if you were okay.

Just overwhelmed, because of everything that had happening to her and then that happening. She's just so worried and upset. But you were right there to comfort her, even after beating someone's ass.

you love her, and she knows it.

☆ 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐡 – screaming. Not her, me. She'd totally fight someone even while shitting her pants because let's be honest, Steph's a pussy. love her and her admittance too because she'd totally admit it. BUT YOU?

You start throwing hands with someone and she hears, deadass probably has popcorn magically to watch the fight video with. Biggest cheerleader, but it's also childish so she breaks it up fairly quickly but gives you a high five later then scolds you.

Don't fight on my behalf but good job on winning.

That might as well be a direct quote from her. Gives you major props though, Steph probably wouldn't have won if she was you but shit she sure would've tried. She loves you very much, but don't do it again.

She's proud. But you're def grounded.

fjkdsafjldsjfkldjskfl;dsaf

[grimalkinmessor]

Saw ur post about what fandom characteristics u consider to be ooc for dabi, mido, zawa, etc And I was curious about the yamada and hawks one, could u elaborate on them please? Thanks!

Sure!

Now, disclaimer: I love all the characters I listed before, and acknowledging these traits doesn't mean that I'm ragging on them or dissing them. I've only ever truly disliked two or three characters in BNHA and the ones on my previous post are exactly none of them.

That being said, I'll do Mic first because I have a lot of feelings about him :3

In general, I don't see Yamada as gentle and understanding because in canon, he's not really shown to be gentle or understanding. Now, I haven't read the Vigilantes spin-off, but for the most part it seems like there's a wide gap between fandom Mic and canon Mic. And I love fandom Mic! He's a great teacher, a great dad, a great friend, a great husband, and generally the more emotionally mature of the EraserMic duo.

But canon Mic isn't really like that at all. Canon Mic has some anger issues that make him kind of sadistic. He made violent verbal threats against the doctor that turned Oboro into Kurogiri. And yes, you could use the excuse that anyone would want to do that after learning that their friend had been mutilated, but also—Aizawa, who is known to be a sadistic hardass, was sitting right there and didn't talk about wanting to torture the doctor at all.

When he was pitched against Jiro and Koda for their exam, he was fully aware of what their Quirks were and approached them like villains instead of students, which, while not bad in and of itself (All Might did the same thing), is not how I imagine fanon Mic would handle things. Mic nearly burst Jiro's eardrums and left them almost no way (in his mind) to pass the exam.

Mic is also arrogant. Not in the usual way, but in the way that he's too comfortable in his own abilities and opinions. Stubborn in his own self-confidence, I guess I should say. Which, considering that he is canonically one of the most intelligent characters (yes even smarter than Aizawa), it's not completely unfounded.

Their reputations are switched, almost; Aizawa is the one who's shown to be a secret softie while Mic is the one who's shown to go all-out and offer backhanded compliments. To be honest, if I had to pick a more 'emotionally mature' one between Mic and Aizawa, I'd have to go with Aizawa. Which...is saying something lmao.

As for Hawks—hm, I don't know if 'open-minded' is the word I should've used, but it was the closest to the one I was looking for. I think the word I should've used is 'sympathetic'. Which doesn't sound any better aha but hear me out.

The difference between canon Hawks and fanon Hawks tends to be 1. how he handles his childhood experiences, and 2. how much he cares about the League. Because fanfics aside (be still my Twicehawks heart) Hawks doesn't actually give a shit about the League members beyond his mission. From his internal monologues through his spy phase, we know that he sees all of them as threats, not friends or comrades. There's almost no hesitation when he kills Twice, and afterward he only cares about the other League members' grief so far as it affects their ability to fight. He yells at Dabi for smiling and fighting him and tries to throw him off-balance by claiming that he didn't care about Twice at all, even though Hawks is the one who killed him. And when Dabi reveals that Endeavor abused his family to the point of no return for not just one but two members, does Hawks stutter in his admiration for Endeavor? His budding friendship with him? No, he does not.

The reason 'open-minded' came to mind though, is that Hawks is in no way swayed by the League's message. There is no moment in canon where he stops for a moment and doubts that the side he's on (the side he's really on) is the right one. He thinks that hero society, as it is, is completely fine and how things ought to be run. His only goal is to smother villain activity until he doesn't have anymore work to do, and even then he never says anything about not wanting to be a hero.

Do I understand that his mindset is most likely the HPSC's indoctrination? Yes. Does that change Hawks's mindset in any way? No. Because I'm fairly sure that the way Hawks deals with his trauma is by just,,,not acknowledging that it's trauma. He thinks he's fine. If there's nothing wrong with the way he was raised, the way he was taught and trained, then there's nothing wrong with him, right?

The only time we see him acknowledge that the HPSC might be in the wrong was after Midoriya fought Lady Nagant. At no point before that was he shown to have any solid doubts about their leadership. It was someone that he was close to, that already had a connection to the HPSC and was once part of it, that got through to him.

Again, I don't think any of these things make either Mic or Hawks a bad character. I only consider fanon to be out of character, and to be honest I still love those fics because they're ideal for feels and fluff and angst. Though sometimes I do wish people would write them as they are in canon too, because the reason I fell in love with these characters in the first place is that they were so interesting in the original story.

[featherfur]

i think about lotus pier a lot. the sect closest to the common folk. where children come and play. where there are no stairs. where vendors set up a market outside the gates that were never really shut, not with the river right there. i think about how different lotus pier is when wei wuxian comes back, and how he wishes he could show lan wangji what it was like, before. IT FELL IN A GODDAMN DAY JIANG FENGMIAN IS A TERRIBLE SECT LEADER WHO HAD WEEKS OF WARNING.

Lmao yes roast him

Okay actually from a business leader standpoint, Jiang Fengmian is okay. He keeps merchants happy without giving into them, he keeps the Lotus farmers happy without rolling over, the general nature of Yunmeng is a pretty steady place where they’re not all dying in slums while merchants hold every penny. And Jiang Fengmian as both a sect leader and in control of a lot of the rivers helps keep it that way.

As a sect leader, Jiang Fengmian wasn’t very good. Well, he was and wasn’t. Again, Yunmeng was pretty steady monetarily and people are fed and happy, but he also dismissed his own kids actions that were reflecting poorly on his people, multiple times (WWX stealing Lotus seeds/pods, WWX being a menace to LQR), didn’t quite keep up with appearances with the Entourage that is both common in media like this and we see in universe, is expected of sect leaders. Ignored threats, ignored evil vibes radiated from the Wen’s every actions. He is very much a ‘let it happen quietly’ type of person, as long as his people are alive he doesn’t particularly care to hold them to a strict standard or to go out of his way to uphold certain ideals.

Which I mean in a time of piece is okay… if you’re not in charge of people who’s job it is to ensure that demons and spirits aren’t massacring people and you’re aware that the current chief cultivator has been waging Lowkey war with the Nie’s for years and has been slowly getting bolder and bolder to the point of essentially kidnapping your kids and then allowing them to face the goddamn tortoise of slaughter.

He doesn’t seem like he wanted to be a sect leader, like where Jiang Cheng had been raised since birth with the rules and expectations and has not only accepted his job but seems like he doesn’t mind the ‘mindless’ bits and is very much okay with devoting everything to doing his job… his father seems like someone forgot to tell him that he had to do it until his dad kicked it and now Jiang Fengmian’s doing it becuase otherwise his wife will yell at him.

Like Jiang Cheng was told “this is your job” and he went “Okay, I will do it to the best of my ability and make my parents proud!” Jiang Fengmian went “god do I have to? Fine.”

Jiang Cheng being a ‘hardass’ really is just… him doing his job? His people are healthy, they have funds, they’re good at their jobs, they feel okay talking to him in public even when he’s pissed, they’re trusted with Zidian, and if you’re a CQL main like me they jab him in the tit and he sighs and takes it. He just makes sure that they’re the best they can be.

Jiang Cheng’s Yunmeng Jiang and Jiang Fengmian’s Yunmeng Jiang are two sides of the same coin.

Jiang Fengmian’s Yunmeng Jiang is ‘true freedom needs less security, the risk is in the nature of it’

Jiang Cheng’s Yunmeng Jiang is ‘through security there is freedom, the risk should be minimized”

But to end this weird ass rant, Jiang Fengmian is a chill leader for perfect peace times in like a romcom but really shouldn’t be in charge of more than like, merchants, he’s too chill and that makes him really really bad at his full job

[felikatze]

When I think of Awakening, i remember the parent/child convos. They were awful. they destroyed literally any ship. Morgan and Lucina's sibling conversation in jap dub as Morgan being OOC cause out of the sudden he hates bugs, then he remember Lucina, he who is amnesiac, holding Falchion, then he avances the hypothesis of being from another future while Lucina seems to imply they stayed together... Owain's A support with M!Robin still makes my head hurts since Risen only appeared after Grima came back so how could Owain see Robin disappear without knowing they were Grima is beyound me. I still dont' get why Nah would end up with abusvie foster parents when she could have ended up being taken by the Exalt family survivors if Robin is her dad. For some reason, our kind M!Robin becomes a hardass when he is Inigo' s dad which doesn't fit his character at all. Severa says in her B support she is a only child. The list GOES ON.

that's laziness, babey! this is what happens when you recycle supports and it sucks ass. all the dad supports are BAD.

i do like the FP parent-child convos because they're actually tailor made to the specific dad.

my playthrough had henry!inigo cuz i love henlivia but you seriously expect me to believe goofy cant take literal murder seriously henry would read his own son to filth and rattle off a laundry list of issues? are you, as the kids say, For Real?

tis just one issue with awakening ig. and one reason i didnt use the child units much. they came underleveld compared to where i was at in the game so morgan and lucina were the only ones i used consistently, lmao. people say they're strong but i just,,,,, didn't invest in them. at all. morgan shreds though.

[mellowswriting]

Hello my beloved writer! Can you recommend blogs like yours, please? 👀

OH BOY CAN I 

thank you my dear anon for this opportunity to gush over my favorite writers

@absurdthirst

Keri’s fics were the first I truly delved into when I got into the Pedro Character fandom and she was the one who got me absolutely hooked. Plus, she’s so very nice and gives amazing advice and encouragement (about writing and general life, too!). Here are a few of my favorites, but literally everything she writes is amazing:

Damnation or Salvation (Pero Tovar x Reader) 

Pureza (Javier Peña x Reader)

Home (Frankie Morales x Reader x Santiago Garcia)

Halloween Party (Marcus Pike x Reader) 

@softpedropascal 

Are you in love with Frankie Morales like I am? Because holy shit, Cassandra’s characterization is spot on. Anytime I want to yearn, I head over to her blog because oh my god!!!! Especially everything about Frankie and his panty kink because HELLO (find here, here, here, here, here, and here.) She also perfectly captures Frankie’s penchant for being a goofy little shit, which is exactly how I headcanon him. 

@santigarcia

As someone who is a total whore for both Oscar Isaac characters and Pedro Pascal characters, Taylor’s blog feels like home. Personally I love Santiago Garcia, so I find myself hanging out on her blog quite often. Get a Room makes me lose my mind far too often.  Also, read through the Human Touch series (Here is part one) if you’re unhealthily obsessed with Nathan Bateman like I am

@sergeantkane

If you wanna lose your absolute shit over some Oscar characters, hit up Clarke. I’m personally so very soft for Llewyn Davis that it makes my chest physically ache. Outnumbered is so soft and domestic, it’s a definite fave of mine. Also, remember how I said I was a whore for Nathan Bateman and Santiago Garcia? Well, you can imagine my joy when I read Indescribable, a Santi + Reader + Nathan threesome. It’s so very hot and well written! Admit It is the perfect combination of softness and smut, which can be hard when the character is such a hardass like Nathan. 

@writefightandflightclub

Luna’s writing and characterization gets me every damn time. Ever since the end of one of her Nathan fics shook me to my absolute core (y’all who read her stuff know exactly which one I’m talking about LMAO), I’ve been downright obsessed. Friends Without Benefits is one of hers that I read over and over and never get tired of. Burn, Baby, Burn is suuuuper hot

@gagmebucky

It’s well established that I’m a filthy whore for Bucky Barnes, and I partially blame Q for this. I won’t get too explicit here on this main post (I’ll save it for my own fics lol) but here are a few of my favorites! Banging it out on the subway bc Bucky’s a little shit who can’t wait, Breeding kink fics (here, here, and here), and  Bucky appreciating your Brazilian wax! Plus this Steve Rodgers x Reader breeding kink fic rocked my world lmao 

@honeysucklesteve

Everything. Just everything about this blog destroys me. It hits in all the right places if you’re into Bucky and Steve fics. The Feelings Mutual (part one and part two) destroyed me and I was left a puddle in my bed because roommate!Bucky is just a particular brand of delicious. Grumpy is so well written! Yeah, Bucky absolutely is a grumpy ass old man and some sloppy toppy is exactly what he needs. Lumberjack!Steve in Wilderness, best friend’s dad!Steve in Guys My Age, and college!Steve in Ruin Our Friendship are the fics that got me really into Steve Rogers. 

[msookyspooky]

Omg, I just had a thought; Sev with a chaotic!vampire daughter\son figure?? (Think Claudia from Interview with a vampire except they're a teen lmao) like, maybe they had abusive parents and ran away and managed to either A. Get changed into a vampire or B. Get attacked THEN change into a vampire

They would play the innocent card to get people to let down their guard while the rest of the hooker gang would take their chance to attack 👀👀👀👀

I could ttly see it happening! He's probably one of the last ppl in the group that wants the responsibility of parenting, acts like a total hardass about it at first....And yet, the older kid-teen has him wrapped around their finger in no time. 😌

I just pictured the movie scene with TomCruise where Claudia fake cries to kill a woman who thinks she's an innocent girl and Lestat is smiling like an idiot in the shadows at how proud he is of her; 100% Severen behavior.

They would be a chip off the ol' block. He'd taint that kid into being a mini Severen and while everyone else is groaning in annoyance at that; he's thrilled! Getting them their own badge after killing a cop (And they'd probably want to bc Severen looks cool af what teen wouldn't gravitate towards him and want to be like him especially someone who looks up to him as a masc role model?) Get them their own revolver. Teach them new curse words. Try to get them to be as sadistic with kills as he is bc he clearly is apathetic towards humans after at least 125+ years of being alive so he figures why not have fun and play with your food a bit to keep vampire life interesting? He would protect his kid and teach them to protect themselvesself too. He would actually be an amazing Dad (Murder and stuff aside I guess) and probably a drastic change from wherever they came from. I can just see a teenager blowing something up and Severen grinning and yelling "THAT'S MY FUCKIN KID!!" while everyone is glaring at them bc NOW they just alerted every cop in the tri-state area of an explosion from them 😭☠️

And a daughter that's sadistic like Claudia? Oohhh mmyyyy gggoooddd. Let's use Claudia as a face claim bc if she showed up in a pretty dress with blood on her looking up at him like that and was like "Please don’t be mad at me🥺🥺🥺"

HE IS INTERNALLY AWWING EVEN IF HE REFUSES TO SHOW IT LIKE HIS CHEST HURTS AT HOW SOFT HE'D BE FOR HER. Tell me he wouldn't be like "I've known her for one day but if anyone hurts her I'm killin' every motherfucker in this room and then myself."

Like, she would absolutely have him wrapped around her finger, no questions asked. Bonus points if she calls him Dad or Papa after being with them for awhile; girl could have anything and he'd never say no.

Even if she's a complete rough ass tomboy; you bet she's pulling out the sweet innocent doe eyes just to get her way. After she does, he's like "...Wait a minute...Did you just con me???" Even tho he's proud af bc it's Severen of course he's glad his adopted kid is a survivor doing what it takes to win.

(Can you imagine the FUED that would happen if Homer had a crush on her and tried wooing her especially since he's technically a fucking old man mentally like he tried to do with Sarah? Severen would absolutely lose his shit for good reason. Like, feral and ready to have a shoot out with Homer and probably anyone siding with Homer on that. So here's to hoping she wants nothing to do with Homer and is like "Ew no." when she arrives. Now once she's much older mentally idk that's debatable especially since their both stuck as kids forever but I still think Sev would bristle at the idea of it bc Homer is not good enough for his babygirl or his pride in joy son or kid in general for that matter ☠️☠️☠️)

However, I could see just like Claudia and Homer; his kid being resentful of being stuck as a practical kid forever. If they're 16 and older maybe not but under that? Yeah, the bitterness of being in a 14 yr olds body forever or something like that would eventually take hold. And who knows if that would make them still like Severen or bitter towards him 10+ years from now. It probably depends on if he turned them or not.

And a they/them non binary kid would be treated most likely however they'd want to be treated 🤷🏼‍♀️ I just see Sev as respectful towards ppl he actually gives a shit about.

Honestly, no matter whether it's a daughter/son/affectionately named brat; he'd be a good chaotic Dad towards them ESPECIALLY if they were as unhinged as him. And he is definitely teaching them how to be ruthless regardless. No kid of Severen Van Sickle isn't walking around w/o a weapon or knowing how to get out of sticky situations.

[femboysai]

 “remember that time a quirk turned you into a kid? you wouldn’t leave me alone. like father, like son.” 😭🥺

And then Katsuki asks his son why he likes mommy more and baby Bakugou says, “because mommy’s pretty and nice. You’re always grumpy but nice too I guess.” My hearrrtttttt I’m too invested lmao

and katsuki still doesn’t leave you alone to this day! katsuki loves his son, don’t get him wrong, but it’s his kid is seriously too much alike him. it’s battle royale to who you get to cuddle at night, unintentionally everything they do is a competition and you’re the prize.

but when anyone else is involved? like uncle kirishima sitting opposite you at dinner or something, they’re on the same team telling kirishima to piss off. (not really, of course.)

and omg stop— katsuki carries his son on his shoulder when they’re out running errands, and they’re like two peas in a pod— same scowl as a resting face, same narrowed vermillion eyes. someone’s like “omg is that bakugou katsuki?” and they both reply like, “hahhh?!” i wish i could draw omfg i wanna draw this so bad 😭😭😭

his kid’s a hardass— “love you, dad, i guess.” and then with you, he’s like 🥺🥺 “mommy gimme kithe!” seriously, like father like son!!!!

omg and you’ve just come home from work and they’re both sitting sprawled out on the couch, same sitting position and all. katsuki swears the kid is always trying to torment him but you’re the only one who can see how much his son wants to be like his father. katsuki will scratch his arm, then his kid mimics the action. katsuki cackles at something, the lil boy’s doing the same. the boy lowkey copies everything katsuki does, it’s just too sweet!

[sasarahsunshine]

curse you for making me think like this but do you think some of the attraction spencer has to hotch (quick sidebar: i don't ship hotchreid, but i'm putting on my 'if i was writing for them...' hat) is the fact hotch was a lawyer like his own dad? projection of daddyissues? lol

(I will take your curse and put it in my overflowing closet of curses, locking the door behind me)

Okay but for real, I’ve never thought about this before. I def always thought the reason Reid kinda attached himself to Gideon, and then later Rossi, was because of daddy issues (having his dad walk out when he was so young, being 10). They’re both a little older than his actual dad, I think, but they kinda took him under their wing (Gideon more than Rossi, in the beginning).

BUT, I can totally see this. Also Hotch has that super stoic and hardass exterior. He’s physically unavailable at first, and then later becomes emotionally unavailable. For someone who hasn’t had a father figure for the majority of their life, who looks up to anyone older than them, Hotch kinda ticks a lot of “daddy issues” boxes lol.

And this works best if you think there’s a 16 year age difference (since the damn show never solidified when his freaking birthday is, *I* will always assume they’re only 10 years apart, but that’s still quite a gap when Spencer first joins the BAU).

The whole lawyer thing is probably a bonus. Spencer probably remembers how his dad would work late, doing paperwork and whatnot. Lawyers have an “air” about them. They’re charismatic and logical. Hotch was a damn good lawyer before he joined the FBI, and he still has that air, that intense work ethic. Staying late and doing extra to make sure his team is taken care of.

So I can see it, yeah.

(Also it’s 6:30am and I just finished my second Red Bull so I apologize in advance if this seemed ramble-y LMAO.)