#he's so charismatic and attractive?!

[ketavinsky]

(leans in so my lips touch the microphone) hello first corinthian enjoyers does anyone want to yell/howl/holler about the corinthian as the singular seed from which the culture of glorifying serial killers and their rampant brutality sprung forth. the corinthian as the original visionary lauded in the cereal convention and beyond for inspiring not just an enjoyment but a mythos of violence that goes wherever he goes but notably takes root in the united states. does anyone want to talk about the corinthian in that tiny drawer with an actual demon from hell, absorbing each other, learning from each other. all they are is teeth and empty eyes in a box. do you think they whispered to each other. do you think there was silent laughter shared amidst the dust and the darkness where all of morpheus' forgotten dreams went.

[oceisastar]

MDNI

why oh whyyyyy do i want to fuck gortash so bad

[sincetheducksleft]

I'm going to be very brave and admit something..... Tony has game

[mostlyfate]

Nishikido Ryo as Hara Heisuke Gomenne Seishun! ごめんね青春! (2014)

[callixton]

having that boy here would actually save everything. also he deserves to be getting this kind of education and experience. tho he is actively employed and getting paid for acting. but idc having him here would literally save me

[msnihilist]

I think Ben having a harem is based, actually, because (let's be honest) if he were real women would be beating down his front door.

[manny-jacinto]

Jason Issacs is the ultimate DILF imo

he's the most boring looking man but his charisma is so off the chart that it skyrockets him to the dilf he is it's crazy ngl!

[masquenoire]

Rate your muse’s traits 0-10!

Compassion: 1/10 Bitterness: 8/10 Happiness: 8/10 Politeness: 0/10 Chivalry: 2/10 Pride: 10/10 Honesty: 10/10 Bravery: 8/10 Recklessness: 9/10 Ambition: 10/10 Loyalty: 2/10 Love: 4/10 Sense of family: 1/10 Attractiveness: ?/10 Agility: 8/10 Sex drive: 9/10

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[strange-slenderverse-aus]

This sketch is Patrick propaganda, please vote for Patrick I want to see him win

[le-velo-pour-dru]

Did you guys know. I'm in love with Dallon Weekes :3 🩷

[grapefruittwostep]

Do not get into the building trades. Your taste in men will suddenly become sleeve tattoos and welding certifications* and you will become confused about who you are as a person.

*Disclaimer: Do not date these men, they are fucked up in ways I cannot describe, they need so much therapy

[horse-surgeon-barbie]

Imma ask you about your mom finding Rick hot. You got my attention! XD

asdlkkgfdl;jh she really does !!!

like she firmly believes that Jerry, Summer, and Morty are all average looking while Beth, Diane, and Rick are highly conventionally attractive lmao

[puzzledemigod]

I also love to criticize the "this is the skin of a killer Bella" body glitter scene but one thing I will give Twilight is that the justification for why vampires turn into more beautiful versions of themselves is interesting

Like, the dynamic of a species made of individuals that used to be another species and now prey on (or parasite) their former equals while still blending into them is one of the core reasons why vampires are so frightening, and using that to justify why they're all sexy now is at least a bit creative. So instead of them just all being coincidentally hot, the vampire venom makes them the most alluring human-passing beings possible as an adaptation to their new ecological niche

[dickggansey]

every time i open insta i see a new post from the emo party/nite/whatever club thing and every single time right there front and center is the face of the guy who was my crush when i was a teenager. i cannot escape him ever.

[callixton]

fundamentally if i didn’t need him so bad everything about my life would be simpler and feel better rn

[homunculus-argument]

Okay but consider:

A male character who is cocky and nonchalant, a flippant chaotic neutral bastard, who never really starts beef with anyone but if someone else starts it first, he will not hesitate to go all out balls deep into making sure he'll finish it. Tricksy, clever and charismatic, treating every conflict as a fun rivalry even if the enemy he's faced with is literally just flat-out trying to fucking kill him. While personally never killing an opponent - he's clever enough to evade them in a way that leaves himself unharmed, and the antagonist frustrated and humiliated and looking stupid the whole time they're doing it.

Depicted as somewhat slim and lanky, distinctly male but not in a brutish, hypermasculine way. Not exactly coded genderfluid but jumps at every opportunity to cross dress just for the fun of it, in a campy and flamboyant way, which by all rational sense shouldn't be attractive but somehow the man manages to make himself fuckable with the way he walks in heels. Not romantically or sexually attracted to men, but can, will, and has seduced men just to fuck with their heads. Has broken hearts this way.

So what I'm saying here is that if he was depicted as human, Tumblr would 100% be horny for Bugs Bunny.