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Zoro calls Sanji his wife normally. It started as a joke, because Sanji sometimes acts like a 50s housewife (cooks, cleans, takes care of the children strawhats), but it just stuck after a while, so whenever he goes somewhere to run an errand for Sanji he's like "my wife wants this shit *hands list to whoever*" so everyone is like Who Is The Mysterious Wife of The Greatest Swordsman. The marines, some old enemies and some rookies want to find out in order to kidnap the "wife" and it use "her" as leverage against Zoro. Some people try to follow him home, but he has yet to acquire a sense of direction (the Baratie has stood in the same place in the All Blue for the last 15 years, no one has any hope left that he will learn the way back), so people start coming up with weirder and weirder ways to trick the Wife to come out from wherever she's hiding, but all they get is a sword in the ass. But one day, when Sanji's came to collect Zoro to take him back home, some spy disguised as a merchant just goes and asks Zoro who the fuck is his wife and Zoro like, puffs up and smiles all proud of himself before pointing at Sanji and saying he's Zoro's wife (Sanji rolls his eyes even if his face is really red, cause damn the Marimo is such a lame old man). The spy goes like Well Fuck and tells the people who wanted to know to think of another plan, cause the "wife" is actually Blackleg Sanji, who Will put down an entire fleet of marines without even breaking a sweat (Sanji's wanted poster gets updated later to Roronoa "Blackleg" Sanji and he goes "fucking finally! It's been almost 20 years!").
(when Zoro's mad at Sanji he calls him husband and Sanji goes like 馃ズ Husband don't love me anymore? Husband divorces me馃槶馃ズ馃ズ? No booze for husband 馃槨! No booze for husband for a thousand years!!馃槨馃槨馃槫馃が)
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I need a swerve housewife NOW
I could treat him right; I swear I could. I'd go out and buy him frilly little things to wear, bring him a new platter of energon treats every other day; but of course, he'd still be able to run his bar. I'd never rip my wife away from his passion. Movie night is officially every night with a new selection each week; one or two from each of his favorite genres.
And every so often I'd absolutely plow him until his mind boggles, and he can't even ramble. I mean, look at him. He's so holdable, you're telling me you wouldn't bend that bartender over and go ham, given the chance? I'd suck his schloing silly style, get crazy with it.
I don't even have a gearshift, but I'd most definitely figure it out. I'll be inside that beautiful bot one way or another.
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hey chat what if i was cringe
trick question, i was already cringe
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your honor?
Astarion isn't my husband. he's my WIFE. thank you.
#astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#he's so wife#no way i could call this man husband when wife suits him better#he seems like he'd be so happy just doing housewife things...#idk! thats just me
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#we all knew it was coming#I can't resist a theme#look at his sailor outfit#he looks so perfect beautiful kitten meow meow#i will throw up#he's so pretty#he's so beautiful#so gorgeous#ethereal#handsome#sexy#he's so wife#my little meow meow#jung wooyoung#ateez#ateez wooyoung#ateez wallpapers#ateez edits#wooyoung edit#ateez fanmeeting
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gregor sketch on my assignment.. (i am tired)
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Me before Monsieur Neuvillette: French :/
Me after Monsieur Neuvillette: AYY FREENNCH! 馃槏
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why yes, max verstappen indeed is wife
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I LOVE MY WIFE ADSFGSJSKLDLSK
mi m谩s honesta reacci贸n:
giggling and kicking my feet
#he's so wife#mystic messenger#707#mystic messenger 707#saeyoung mi novia#grrrrr#meooow#i love my wife
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Role reversal AU
#pov: the most devious up-and-coming gangster checks into you and your wife鈥檚 redemption hotel#Charlie being alastor鈥檚 role model would be so funny#and he would be such a little punk as he tries to use the her resources and power to build his own and become an overlord#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#charlie morningstar#vaggie#alastor#my doods#role reversal AU
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Yeah. so. episode three
#im SO normal about them#kinger likes to sleep in darkness bc he feels closer to his wife#can i kms#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#also yeah. he's using her coat as a pillow#haha#suffer with me#the amazing digital circus#tadc#kinger#tadc kinger#queenie#tadc queenie#kinger x queenie#tf is their ship name btw#the amazing digital circus kinger#the amazing digital circus queenie#the amazing digital circus fanart#tadc fanart#my art#fanart#checkmates#found their ship name!
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bill likes to prank fiddleford sometimes. it gets very funny
#fiddleford can never tell whether its actually ford showing him affection after this#something something fiddleford left his wife and son in a heartbeat when ford told him he needed him#which could mean nothing#bill has too much pride to admit his jealousy#so he toys with fiddleford to put him in his place#gravity falls#fiddauthor#billford#馃悰
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that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look
"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc
obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#armand#armand iwtv#scopophobia cw#in s1 the look on 'rashid''s face when daniel asks where hes from is so carefully and calculatedly innocent i like it a lot#then ofc in 2x05 the actor for armand enters what is medically referred to as sicko mode#whats his name actually hold on#assad zaman#goood stuff#what can i say this show is candy for my brain#v funny how armand was literally Just A Guy in the first season but season 2..... holy fuck#i want 100 more episodes of this freak#yes he did all that and i stand with my cancelled wife
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Girl dad 馃尭
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#mayjack#fullertom#packpatty#chilchuck wife#dadchuck#chilchuck fanart#dungeon meshi fanart#my sketch#im so weak for an idea of chilchuck as girl dad#its canon#he鈥檚 a good dad but a bad husband
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young silco pls just give me one chance
early access + nsfw on patreon
#i drew a background for you silco pls accept this gift#hes been a fave ever since s1 but seeing his younger self in that art book did things to my brain that crystal meth couldnt recreate#silco my favourite butch lesbian and also my dead problematic wife#i miss you so bad#silco#arcane#giragi art
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William is the most divorced man in the FNAF universe
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#michael afton#william afton#ballora#fnaf sister location#fnaf 4#been a bit since I鈥檝e done an unserious comic#I actually just really wanted to draw Ballora again ngl#William Afton is the most divorced man in that fnaf universe#not saying it actually went like this or anything#BUT THE IDEA William out of him missing his wife#makes ballora to basically belittle him for his failures#IS so funny and plankton coded that I just wanna believe it鈥檚 true#and the idea on top of all that Michael is there#like Michael is the one who stays with William the longest#I can only imagine the horrors he has witnessed#of his dad just missing his wife and Henry etc#men will make robot wife before going to therapy
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