#he's so sigma

[jerichothejester]

Bill cipher design yippie!!! I shared this on Twitter too but Twitter hates me so y'all get this too!

[sy5tem3rr0r]

I really love that badass character from berserk, puck

[1-800reki]

random langa h headcanons ^^

summary: headcanons with bbg langa :3

pairings: Langa x reader ^^

• When you first met he was so nervous around you because he found you really pretty/handsome.

• When you tried to flirt with him he didn't get the hint. He thought you were just being nice to him.

• He loves taking you out on dates. You'll have one at least twice a week.

• You both met through Reki. He brags that he was the reason you got together.

• You have matching lock screens of the both of you. You have Langa making one half of a heart and he has you making the other half.

• When you first started dating he was a bit shy and nervous but he got comfortable after a few months.

• You became his favorite person after Reki.

• You have matching plushies you made at Build A Bear. He has a bear you made with your voice on it and you have a bear he made with his voice on it.

• If he got hurt while skateboarding he would be dramatic just so you could care for him.

• He loves when you gift him things. Even if he doesn't really like it or understand why you got it he'll cherish it nonetheless.

• He adores every feature of you. He takes time looking at your face and admiring every detail.

• He loves to be comforted by you. If he had a bad day you're the first person he'd go to.

• His mom loves you because you make him really happy. She even shows you baby pictures of him.

• Langa mentions how his dad would've loved you if he was alive.

• If you ever have a sleepover but leave in the middle of the night he calls you the next morning all pouty.

• When you guys are older he hangs onto you like a life line when you have to go to work.

• He gets real clingy in the mornings so you are not getting up.

• Whenever you're too tired he cooks dinner for you. He loves cooking for you.

• He loves it when you play with his hair. It makes him feel safe and comforted.

• If you cry then he'll start to cry right after you because he can't handle seeing you cry.

• He loves it when you hold his hand. It makes him warm inside

• When he first introduced you to his mom she immediately fell in love with you from how sweet you were to her.

• He's a date to marry kind of person.

• If you were to have kids he would love them with his whole heart.

• You would have matching usernames. His would be 'stolenheart' and yours would be 'stealerofhisheart'

a/n: sigh my friend loves Langa despite never watching Sk8. (directed)

[plantlacto2024]

Doodles I made of The Orange Astronaut from The Multi Medium in Spray Paint! (Sadly, no color)

[shininas-ideals]

Glad Fyodor's finally dead, everyone's alive and we can go back to solving cases and flirting fighting with the PM :D

[tigermark]

guys he can't break his mewing streak

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[ivoryratdoggerythethird]

dazai making up a whole language with fyodor that no one else can understand is amazing but imagine him using codes that, very objectively speaking, you could crack, it's just that no normal person would ever make the insane leaps in logic that it requires. except for someone familiar with dazai's weird thinking patterns, that is.

i just love the idea of dazai's unhinged antics being dialed up to an eleven when he was in the port mafia, and oda being the only one who simply wouldn't bat an eye at it but chuuya was the only one who would actually get it.

like imagine ango at the end of the jailbreak, his boss saying he should allow himself to sigh and lean back and maybe indulge himself, pat him on the shoulder, tell him what he pulled off reading heart rates wasn't easy and he should be proud for being able to keep up with such a plan

but ango i-drank-with-teenage-dazai-and-also-had-the-records-for-every-soukoku-mission sakaguchi can only remember the time dazai was like using greek sign language through his breathing patterns to communicate from a submarine from beneath the pacific ocean or something, and chuuya could not fathom how no one else could understand him.

and that was the day mori signed off on skk being exclusive partners because every subordinate in the room was crying tears of blood by the time chuuya finished explaining which blood pressure level was warning them about a bomb, which blinking sequence was him conveying the vault password and which series of inhales was just him calling mori a bitch.

(ango also pointedly did not want to think about how smug dazai had looked after the mission when mori confirmed skk would only be each others' partners for efficiency and to maintain everyone else's sanity

or about how when he called chuuya to tell him about dazai's prison break scheme he could only get like 3 out of 276 steps into the plan before chuuya rolled his eyes, said "got it" then hung up and pulled the whole thing off without a hitch.)

[moraymiso]

sigma truthers. i’ve come bearing food

I DREW HIS HAIR SHORTER THAN CANON IK srry the angle made me nerf your princess hair sigma… and yes i did that hand pose specifically so his nails would be visible. so i could make them black. bc he has black nails it’s canon trust

[flowerimiya]

my reaction every time we get new information on Fyodor:

[sableeira]

this is the same man btw. what is in that poison? gay juice?

[lotus-pear]

THIS IS FOR ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO SAID DAZAI LEFT SIGMA BEHIND. WHAT DO U GUYS HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES NOW😐😐‼️

[daz4i]

been awhile since i made some of those! hope this time tumblr doesn't nuke my post in the search results 🥺👉👈

[cryptidkey]

SIGMA <3 <3

[aestilta]

In the name of the black hole(?), I’ll punish you!

Happy Birthday you starman! This is based on that tuxedo mask poster, of course I picked sailor moon of all things lol

Also, extra doodle!!

[fvedyetor]

everyday normal binder experience. right guys. right.

[microwaveango]

hey. it's 3am. sigma in the microwave, ok?