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People keep expecting characters to die on Wind Breaker. Worry not! Kakiuchi Yuri, professional flag destroyer, has our backs.
#he's so serious about it lmao#wind breaker#kakiuchi yuri#if there's ever something like the dp side hoe event on this fandom#petition for kakiuchi and destroying flags to be a prompt#the guy next to him is...#takanashi?#i forgot his name
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Every OyeiCher scene (3 ¦ ??)
O: "You now promote your boyfriend to customers?" C: "Yes. You've trained so hard to get this body. I shouldn't be the only one to see it. P'Yei." O: "Don't you feel possessive over me a bit?" C: "P'Yei, get off me. You're soaking wet with your sweat." O: "Why?" C: "You stink." O: "My stink repulses you?" C: "Uhu." O: "Let's go." C: "Go where?" O: "You said I stink. I'll let you clean me. As for the part you want to smell good...take care of it yourself." C: "You dirty mind! Stop. I have something else to do. I have to buy you and our son soy milk." O: "Cher." C: "No. Do you want soy milk or not?" O: "Cher, babe. Come on. You don't need to buy it now. Do it later." C: "I must buy it for our son." O: "You can buy it later." C: "How could he survive without it? P'Yei." O: "Come on." C: "P'Yei." O: "Please." C: "P'Yei. P'Yei!"
#tusernix#tusersilence#tuserrowan#khaotunq#userdragonz#tuserhidden#uservid#usermask#userjamiec#tusermona#userspicy#oyei phadetseuk#cher#oyeicher#oyeichergifs#wandee goodday#thai drama#gifs#thorfluke#i love how he calls yak their son#it's just so funny#he's so serious about it lmao
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OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.
Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?
#china#cdramas#dramas#lmao#They are siblings and they're discussing serious matters#this scene is actually rather heavy because the younger brother is involved in drug trafficking#carrying more than 50 grams of heroin will result in a death sentence in china let alone being involved in drug trafficking#the older brother is a gangster king#but even he doesn't dare to get involved in the drug business because it will bring about the demise of his family#sorry for digression I mean how did the director make this scene which has absolutely nothing to do with sex#so sexually charged?#btw there're many posts with rich information about China's crackdown on drug crimes on xhs and douyin#especially about how the four major drug-trafficking families in Myanmar were wiped out overnight#they buried undercover Chinese counter-narcotics police alive and kidnapped and brutally excuted civilians#so if you're interested you can go with the key words 缅甸四大家族覆灭 on xhs and douyin#cnetizens' views on drugs are related to modern Chinese history#the first chapter of modern history in high school textbooks is the opium wars#There's a very dark joke on xhs about which country in the world would least like China to withdraw from the P5#and the answer is the UK#because it's in the first chapter of China's modern history#the Destruction of opium at Humen in 1839#no offence but Breaking Bad can't last for more than one episode if it happens in china because of the sewer detection technology#they can detect the tiniest amount of drugs in feces in a body of water the size of a lake for up to six months#which can be quickly locked down to neighbourhoods and portals#Once a foreigner was caught smuggling and selling 222.035 kg drugs in China and sentenced to death with two other Chinese associates#his country's prime minister asked for his extradition#cnetizens commented that there was an opium war and he still dare to come to China to sell drugs be like 找死court death#All the above information is to explain the gangster king's attitude towards his brother's drug business
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They won the lottery and inspired by Mr. Greg, they spent it all in one day by committing identity fraud.
Idk I took a second job and my brain is so fried right now. 😭
#connverse#Connie Maheswaran#Steven Quartz Universe#Lion SU#Body tired and brain fried 😬😵#Messy doodles in between commissions#skedoobles#steven universe#su#my shiz#They went to. I guess still in Empire City. 🤷♀️ And committed identity fraud. Lol#I can already imagine Connie's phone ringing while they're mingling with some rich persons and an anime song comes out. Then she'll#gaslight them about how it's the most sophisticated classy thing now. Or smthing like that RIP#Steven set himself out into making it difficult for himself because he's kinda bad at acting as a serious stoic dude. 😭#In fairness He IS a high profile individual being a son of a billionaire (millionaire?) and a Gem that has an intergalactic empire 🤔😆#Amd he HAS been tired and grumpy (?)#So maybe they can work with that into the act . Lmao I don't actually know what I'm talking about.#When the day ends they bail#Their ship name is peteronica that's so goofy sounding 😂
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#sherlock and co#sherlock & co#podlock#comic#sherlock holmes#john watson#victor trevor#ft. archie (in like three panels lmao)#need to figure out a podlock specific tag for these guys so this doesnt clutter up the main sh tags#bc ohhh boy. I anticipate being insane abt s&co for a While#this comic def a Hot minute post-gloria scott#what is this about exactly? you ask. haha well (there's sunlight bouncing off a window and when u look back Im already gone)#listen I caught up to everything right before gloria scott and holy Shit that case knocked me on my ass#as a chronic adhd (and thus serious memory problems) haver.... (holds sherlock tenderly)#I have not listened to SOLI yet btw I will tomorrow. I wanted to finish this before catching up#Im obsessed with them. Im such an easy idiot lmao Im a sherlock holmes adaptation enthusiast before Im a human#gloria scott.... the way it muses on the limit of the genre same as the red headed league.... what about the victims?#what about the victims. what about the victims. what part of the pain does the process of investigation cure#victor's like. he's between jobs he's between boyfriends he's living with his dad whose caretaker he just became. who does he have#and sherlock holmes is about the truth but john's been about the solution so far. I just. I really like this john watson lmao#listen the way he complains and then refuses to shoot the underlings in red headed league. based. I love him#I can fix him (radicalize him against punitive justice)#(I am refraining from talking abt sherlock in the tags here bc I Will run out of tags before Im done)#(mariana is not here but I care her too!! she will be here more often in the future I swear I fuckign swear......)#(''I'm in a co-op that's sponsoring my visa. also I just witnessed two actual dead bodies like a month ago'' you mean everything to me)#screams. I got attached SO fast this show is targeting me specifically. my broke millenials suffering in london show#I have like a number of sketches too be prepared. theyre gonna show up soon. until then#have a good day lads. be there! be there.#edit: this comic is finished and assembled in full before I listened to the solitary cyclist part one. this has been an update#I have now listened to SOLI part one. I must hit john watson with a hammer
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Something something living with your mistakes Something something period of adjustment
#the venture bros#pete white#billy quizboy#billy whalen#invisible hand of fate#comics#fanart#art tag#it's 2:30am but i had to finish this today so i could move on with my life lmao#the venture bros is not this serious#but i am#also billy's age is just grabbed from wherever he was 15 on quizboys but idk when invisible hand took place#he's 16 to me who cares#and pete is like idk 24??#doc and jackson please answer my calls i just want to ask a few questions#also mash dialogue is from the episode The General's Practitioner#i thought about using dialogue from period of adjustment but it was so heavy this was better thematically anyways#ok goodnight i'm going to bed
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5% of a color headcanon.... two versions since b&w emphasizes the dagger more i think but i still like the warm tones ASFSADA
i am not biased towards rainbow daggers whatsoever i promise (lie)
((also friend is streaming now and im there too!! bit more info linked here, its rated mature tho))
#in stars and time#isat#isat siffrin#i think tumblr is chewing on this ah well#its more of a weapon color headcanon than anything else tbh SAFASDA#but its very funny in my mind to refer to this as#insert percent amount of color headcanon here ASDASFA#i do not have many color headcanons tbh???#overall i would say i have like 1.15(ish) color headcanons that are solid in my brain across the cast???#the rainbow dagger has been in my minds eye for a long time#um SPOILERISH talk ahead in tag talk so be warned#i am serious!! turn back now if u dont want SPOILERS!!!#can u imagine if siffrins parents had lovingly crafted that white cloak and helped him pick out the pure black fit when younger#so they could be fashionably black and white like if things were in color or something#but then the first thing siffrin picks out on their own terms is literally the most colorful thing imaginable for the dagger#i do not know if that makes much sense but yeah#it is fun in my minds eye ASDAFA#actually is it ever mentioned where siffrin got the dagger??#was it also passed down????#ik the cloak was for sure from his family#and the pure black fit underneath is up in the air i think#tho if it was a first pass pick from parents#and he continued to pick it again and again after they got older subconsciously or not might be fun to think about#also do not mind the art style shift it might happen again LMAO#probably sparingly tho? who knows!!!#should i link stream in this post??? i dont know???#i feel a lil bad if it isnt related?????#oh well im doing it anyway because friendship :]#honestly did not think i would also have anything to post today but uh oops sorta just happened and it lined up so ASFASDA#anyway tag talk over stream time WOOO and i think i hit tag limit LMAO
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jonathan sims (random guy who looked exactly like him in every way imaginable) was on my scuba boat. naturally I was completely normal about this <- lying
#jonathan sims#tma#tma fanart#IT WAS SO SCARY??????#I wasn't weird to him about it or anything just kept stealing glances like WTF. WTF WHAT THE FUCK OK.HUH??? HUH?#he was super duper nice!!!!#he was swimming around the boat between dives and saw me and my sibling watching him and beckoned for us to jump in (:#then we saw a huge titan triggerfish right underneath us and. promptly got out really fucking fast LMAO#when I tell you the resemblance was UNCANNY I am SO SERIOUS#it was. very very disorientating to keep looking over to see blorbo from my horror podcast flesh and blood#he looked E X A C T L Y like the jon I imagine when I listen to tma#the magnus archives#jon sims#jarchivist#jon sims fanart#let me know if I need to tag as unreality!!
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It is well known that erza has always been a stickler for rules especially early on, HOWEVER I feel that this is a slight misconception as it implies she's a stickler for ALL rules.
In reality, erza is only serious about the rules set in place by master Makarov. If it directly affects the guild or her friends she cares, when it comes to actual laws though? Man fuck that.
Genuinely I don't think ANYONE in fairy tail has less respect for the government then erza does and the reason for that is simple, internal corruption of it is a massive part of why the tower of heaven stayed active for so long. She'll go along with their rules as long as it affects the guild because she's aware they hold the power to disband them or get Makarov in trouble, but as soon as they don't all bets are off and someone is gonna get arrested.
#that one time she let jellal get arrested when she wanted to fight?#she stopped the fight and she let them arrest him because if she didnt all of them would be in serious trouble#jellal is a mass murdered#interfering with his arrest is not a small crime#same with the time she let herself be unfairly arrested#she needed to take the fall so they didnt take it out on the rest of fairy tail#erza respects the law as much as she has to to ensure fairy tails security#aside from that though...#property damage? oh well.#aggravated assault? he started it#speeding? lmao.#she gaf about fairy tail and thats about it#fairy tail#erza scarlet
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Holger unfollowing Carlos for like 5 minutes and then following him back is the most Holger thing to do
#childhood best friends to enemies for like five minutes#still people are NASTY with some comments (the bullshit I had to read in twitter dot com as soon as I woke up needs reparations)#another day another me complaining about tennistwt amazing#ANYWAY this is so funny if my thesis wasn't beating my ass this could be a great thing to write about#also I don't think an Instagram follow is that serious lol maybe holger just unfollowed by accident (?)#still if it was to catch carlos attention he definitely achieved that lmao#(at least holger didn't unfollow carlos for like 2 years UNLIKE OTHER STORIES *coughs* casper)#carlos alcaraz#holger rune#holgitos#runeraz#<- I think I'm the only person vibing here
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if phil said the december i mean october thing because he had a migraine and forgot his line i'm going to ceremonially kill myself as penance for talking about it so much. i'm so sick at the thought of him accidentally revealing personal information before he was ready. MANY SUCH CASES :(
#i think im pmsing because why am i taking this sooo seriously lmao#but also i was thinking about how migraines give me so much brain fog & aphasia#i cant imagine putting on a performance like this with chronic migraines#AND A BROKEN RIB#SOMEBODY HELP THIS MAN IM SERIOUS#not even trying to infantilize him like i think he's wayy more resilient and brave than i am#titspoilers#phan#*
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"why would I choose COSMIC ENERGY over Katara?? 🙄🙄🙄🙄"
#Aang be serious that's so funny#he was so serious about her you've gotta love it lmao#atla#kataang#aang#katara#show#cloey talks atla#mine
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yes i'm rooting for m*leven breakup because byler is neat but mostly? i'm rooting for m*leven breakup for the sake of el and mike.
to me, their romance was always a puppy love born out of a combination of social pressures, naïve curiosity, and a lack of true understanding regarding intimacy and romantic love and what it really is. it was real in that they do truly, deeply care about each other and they are close friends, maybe even shared an attraction, but a maturing romance is so much more than that. they've grown up and out of being boyfriend/girlfriend, and that's okay! i think television/film needs to show more often that most of us don't have definite "soulmates" or first childhood loves that we spend our whole lives with. it doesn't mean these relationships meant nothing and didn't impact us, it just means they've run their course and that something else is in the cards, and this is part of life!
i've always felt el was at her best and most confident self when broken up with mike, discovering who she was and what she liked alongside another girl her age instead of just relying on mike for mentorship on how to live in the real world. she deserves more of an opportunity to find herself, her autonomy, and her independence, and to love who she is, and she's made it clear she's felt insecure in the relationship with mike because she isn't being loved and understood the way she wants, needs, and deserves from someone who is her partner.
also, it's okay if mike doesn't love her in "the way he should". he is not obligated to love her romantically and stay in a relationship with her just because she's a girl, because she "needed someone", or because he cares about her a lot. he shouldn't be pressured into a romance if it's not truly coming from his heart. he deserves freedom to find out and honour who he is, too, instead of just staying in his non-functional first relationship — one he got into as a child, essentially — and defining himself that way because it's what's expected when a boy and a girl are close. he loves her in some way, yes, but it's okay if he doesn't feel comfortable or secure being her boyfriend anymore, for whatever reason that is. he's felt insecure too, and that's valid and it matters.
they are their own people and are steadily growing and changing every day. they need time to figure out who those people are, and it's become clear (at least in my opinion) that those people aren't meant to be a couple at this stage.
they deserve freedom. they deserve to grow up and be authentic to themselves and not feel like they need to lie for the sake of a relationship. they deserve to move on from this version of their relationship that isn't making them happy and rekindle the best part of their bond: their strong, beautiful friendship. they don't have to be a couple if it doesn't make them stronger and better and happier people.
i think it would be healthy and wonderful for a show, especially one consumed frequently by young adults, to show a relationship starting, progressing, and ending on good terms in this way. sometimes things don't work out, and that is okay.
#eve text#elmike#stranger things#byler#only tagging byler because i feel like yall will like this take lol#tagging tagging tagging WHAT ARE EVERYONE ELSE'S THOUGHTS#god i can't believe i'm making a post about stranger things. this feels like poking a bear#i'm not particularly anti m*leven but like... they'd have to do something pretty special at this point for me to feel like it's viable#i'm seeing the bts of s5 and it's got me Having Thoughts#elmike friendship is something i am so passionate about#even before i ever liked byler (didn't ship at all until s4 even though i knew it was a thing before) i've felt this way about elmike#i always believed they were close friends at heart and needed to break up#the romance part of them felt very distinctly young and very much “he was a boy she was a girl” to me#and it hasn't deepened into anything more mature and i don't see how it could based on the current state of the writing...#the fact that lumax exists — a young relationship that is actively maturing and is healthy — makes that clear to me#and the “love confession” in s4 and how disingenuous and miserable it felt was just the nail in the coffin#also the fact that will (who is IN LOVE with mike) was instrumental in making it happen? ... uh... okay... interesting choice…#fucked up and reductive if they make it another queer unrequited love sacrifice for the sake of pushing the heterosexual agenda YUCK#so i really hope the speculation about a m*leven breakup is real!! i think it just makes sense for their characters but who knows#i don't believe in the notion of love at first sight or one true love and i think the writers don't too???#love to me is an accumulation of experiences and we inevitably choose it at some point rather than fall into it... but idk#tv is so fixated on keeping couples together... sometimes it's just not reality guys especially with young people... LET IT GO...#like i said though i'm not 100% sold that they're going to give up their “golden couple” LMAO#stranger things hasn't historically subverted too many tropes if i'm being honest#anyway i seriously need this season to come out quickly... i'm so bored and getting my master's is crushing my soul#i need frivolity#ALSO btw i won't respond to hateful messages about this so please don't bother. it's not that serious. this is a netflix show
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they’re not reylo because osha isn’t sidelined from the narrative to support his goals. from her perspective we see how it makes complete sense why someone like her, (a dedicated, loving yet outcasted former jedi) is questioning where she belongs. Qimir may want to use her and obviously feigning kindness to get her to trust him, but he also genuinely wants a pupil that unlocks the power of the dark side. And he sees that power in osha and it’s this obsession with her that’s undeniably tempting especially for someone who hasn’t quite been given back the loyalty and devotion that she openly offers.
its “toxic” because it’s supposed to be. and we love watching these dynamics unfold because they reflect the ugly truths of human nature. we do things to feel love even if it’s in artificial forms. we incessantly give with the illogical hopes that we might receive something back. how the dark side pulls someone such as osha therefore becomes realistic. and what is more appealing than to allow yourself recognition you never had. to let your emotions be unrestrained and even be your greatest strength. what else could you do when someone finally tells you that there’s more out there for you, and can grant you unspeakable power that’s always been just out of reach
#shut up about reylo!#positively OR negatively i am so serious#get your white sexist ass out of here be so fr#they are so different don’t even lie#idgaf kyle’s theme plays that doesn’t retroactively make him a better character lmao?????#he’s just a failed nepo theme which is even funnier#he’s gracie abrams#bury your gays means only burying the gays#literally everyone is fucking dead and that includes the lesbians#osha is bisexual idc idc#osha x qimir#do i even call them oshamir or are the reylos already flooding it#the acolyte spoilers#i am so disappointed by yall and that is honestly 100% my fault#anti reylo
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We don't talk enough about how well ALL of the Vees know and care about each other so much, like--
We first see them when Velvette is calling Vox about Val being upset in ep 2, but there's no way he would have asked for the help himself. Like he's not gonna be like "hey get Vox for me I need him" because that seems too vulnerable, BUT he was expecting Vox to come.
He literally says "Fuckin' finally!"
Which would either mean that Velvette told him Vox is on his way, OR Val knew Velvette would tell Vox to come. (It is possible he expected it because of the cameras, but Vox didn't seem to know Val was throwing a tantrum until Velvette called him, and Vox's plan for the day seemed to involve multiple meetings, so I don't think he watches the cameras often enough for that.)
Also Velvette knew how to calm Valentino down. She was busy with a fashion show and needed to focus on that, and she was mad that Val was wrecking her shit, but even after he was out of her hair and not a problem to her, she repeated to Vox that he needs to go take care of Val.
"Take care of the piss baby!"
I 100% believe she could have done it herself (she probably did partly?? considering he stopped the tantrum and was in his room before Vox got there-- unless her telling Val that Vox was on his way was what did it, but that would still be something she knew to do), but she had a show to run. Still, she wasn't going to leave Val alone to be moping around.
Also the fact Valentino seems to have some level of control over his smoke implies he wanted to be dramatic as fuck or wanted to hide himself and sat in a cloud of smoke on purpose.
Vox obviously knows how to talk Val out of shit, and canon makes it more clear that he understands Val well.
But overall there's obvious intimacy between all three of the Vees in that they care for each other and know exactly what's needed and/or what will happen in situations like that.
#the vees#valentino#vox#velvette#hazbin hotel#like seriously if Velvette's goal was only to get Val to stop wrecking shit she would have brushed Vox off when he got there#Val wasn't fucking anything up anymore#BUT she knew he wasn't feeling better so she told Vox to go up there#(more like she ordered him around lmao)#and obviously Vox canceled his appointments to go take care of Val instead#which Velvette couldn't easily do with a show because if you're putting on a show in about 15 minutes or however close it was#that meant people paid and were waiting for it and canceling would make them lose money#Vox didn't seem to have urgent appointments though#and like Velvette KNEW Vox would go help Val#they're all so perfect for each other please#also this is why Velvette as the 'daughter' of the other Vees makes no fucking sense because#why would you tell a parental figure 'fuck you' and refer to the other parental figure as a 'piss baby'#be serious 😭#Val is the child actually#(half joking)#posts by 📲
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I have no clue if tumblr ate the ask or not (if it didn’t, I apologize for the double posting) BUT
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Im glad to see so much art of Robbie getting so many friends who roughhouse with him, especially after the Robbie lore dump (possibly by coincidence? Since it wasn’t here) because he deserves friends who can handle and even match his energy :)))
YEAHHH IM GLAD TOO!! specially for a lonely guy like him,, he’s dumb and sometimes even criminal in what he does, but my golly he’s a really excited and happy guy,,,,,
#He never really gets along with “adulting adults”#Too serious- talks too much about stuff like t a x e s nstuff- Like whos that? Don’t know them smhh#He always reaches the excitement of others who can reach his- in which he’s just a playful lil guy…#No matter the age or size- if ya wanna get random plants and mud and (pretend) cook with it- he would join in a heartbeat-#I probably should share more lore stuff more often here lmAO the stuff I talk about sometimes there isn’t even close to sus#Just lil guy doin lil guy things… (like c r i m e s)#BUT YEAHHH HE IS GETTING SO MANY FRIENDDDDSSS!!#So many friends for the littlest of guys- pretty soon he will start to lose count of how many!#Horrible thing to happened but inevitable for a bug with adhd-#Also you’re good! I think tumblr munched on it but thankfully I got it this time! HUZZAH!!!
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