#he's so handsome. gross

[xxplastic-cubexx]

maybe controversial take, but i like to think of erik being mostly a huge ladies’ man (look at all the bitches he gets canonically, he can’t NOT love the ladies) but charles is just...... this HUGE exception, lmfao. for a while he was totally oblivious to the fact that he was into charles like that but then one day it smacked him HARD across the face that their Very Special Friendship is actually romantic. he’s since embraced being a bisexual disaster but before charles he had no clue.

would be even funnier if erik and charles had already fooled around a couple times before erik actually realized he was attracted to him. who among us hasn’t fucked their completely platonic bro??

it cant be a controversial take if youre onto something my friend .....

[tetedurfarm]

handsome man in my barn

[merakiui]

KEEP TALKING ABOUT IDIA PLEEASSEEEE MERA

(´���｀) I will talk more!!!!! There's a lot I would like to say about him!!!

[sleepy-crypt1d]

i'm gonna be autistic about borderlands for a sec, everyone stay with me okay

i do not understand why the borderlands games try to make moxxi so important to jack, i dont get it, genuinely it doesn't make sense

so, spoilers for BL2, the pre-sequel, tales from the borderlands, and BL3 moxxi's heist- the general info you need is that jack and moxxi canonically dated for a period of time between the first game and TPS, how long this was we arent sure but we can make a guess that at the VERY most it was less then six months of them being together

we can piece this together by the vague timeline of TPS happening about a year or less after the first game

(this is estimated by the fact that Athena said she worked with jack five years ago, meaning TPS happened five years ago by the time the second game takes place and five years is also the amount of time that's passed between the first and the second game so- TPS took place in a very short few month period after the first game)

now we know that they couldn't have been together for long because moxxi was together with BOTH mordecai AND jack during this only a few month period of time between games- this is confirmed in a line of dialogue from BL2 where mordecai says moxxi left him for jack at the end of BL1 but then in TPS moxxi and jack are already broken up, which means they could have only been together for a few months for the timeline of five years to make sense! at the VERY most they were together for like, three months or even just a few weeks. all that matters is that it was not very long

in BL2 there's also a line about jack destroying moxxi's fighting dome because he thought she cheated on him, which is a thing he does AS handsome jack not as the normal dude jack he was when they broke up, the reason for which is still unknown but we know it was Vaguely Messy which is like whatever, sure, that sorta makes sense for him to do but what DOESN'T is the games trying to convince you that jack is in love with her.

okay you still following? cool

in TPS jack is visibly uncomfortable around moxxi and doesn't like working with her, even going as far as asking her to stop calling him 'sugar' a request she just, ignores and continues doing anyway, also during TPS is when jack gets together with nisha, his canon girlfriend he's had through the five years between BL1 and BL2. jack is INSANELY in love with nisha, we see this in the after credits art of both TPS and BL2 same with the way he talks to her/about her in TPS and in outside game material where he literally stutters when talking about her AND in the way he proudly displays her hat in his office in TFTBL alongside his most prized possessions.

he LOVES his woman with his entire heart, he gave her a whole town to prove it!! nisha is his everything outside of hyperion so, tell me, PLEASE why BL3 tried to tell us that jack was still in love with moxxi? because i do not get it at all

what im talking about here is 1. in moxxi's heist timothy is in love with moxxi, this is made canon in TPS where he fumbles through trying to flirt with her and in the heist dlc this is brought up again and timothy has a line about how jack asked moxxi on a date during his reign as handsome jack and sent timothy to go as him because he was busy but like, why would he do that? we know that jack is insane about nisha why would he then?? ask his ex that he visibly hates on a date??? and then 2. they added a fucking painting of her in his office in the casino.

i do not even know where to begin on how much i hate that detail

when you get to jack's office in the casino there are two paintings you find, one is of angel- makes sense, is his daughter who he loves even if he is really bad at it, it's the same as him having the picture of her in his office on helios, he loves his daughter, a painting of her being here is in line with everything else!! plus it's really pretty and i like it

then across from that is a painting of moxxi, which makes no fucking sense!!! why isn't it nisha!! it SHOULD be nisha!! the woman he is CURRENTLY TOGETHER WITH AND MADLY IN LOVE WITH????

i have DETESTED this detail since i first played the dlc, as much i love moxxi's heist and credit it as my favorite borderlands dlc the whole 'moxxi is jack's true love' thing makes me so confused?? they dated for MAYBE three months between BL1 and TPS and then he got into a five year long committed relationship that is never properly explored in the games and then the devs have the gall to say they wish they had done more with nisha like!!! good news you still could have!! but you didn't

anyways, i apologize for this, it has just been bothering me for months and i had to get it out and see if anyone else had noticed this and was bothered by it?? because it makes me go a little insane every time i think about it

then again maybe the character writing in BL3 is just bad

[cpyclopse]

I made another meet the artist!

It was originally ment to be a drawing of my boy because I miss him so and things got a bit taken away~

[My Art]

[jimahalangel]

Did not like Gale at first but he is growing on me.

Solely for the reason that every time Gale describes the tadpoles my brother just looks at the screen like this

[namtanlovesfilm]

today made me realize that I am in fact NOT a hater like I always proclaimed, because tell me why nanonmild has been the only the jungle pairing I've enjoyed so far when I am THE NUMBER ONE offmild stan lol. I guess I'm actually just a good judge of character 🤷🏻‍♀️

[frenchtwistresistance]

This Cary Grant vs Vincent Price hotness poll is wild.

Like… not too long ago, I watched Laura with a middle-aged totally normie church lady pal (not either of our first times seeing it but it’d been a while for both of us), and we both spent half the movie exchanging flabbergasted comments about how Vincent Price was the “sexy” guy. We were both just like:

[sysig]

Flirting over flowers 🌻 (Patreon)

[chronosbled]

"What are you looking at? Let me see." ehé I bring a curious wife this time for Dickson <3 what shall it be? what is it? all yours to decide.

☣ — BEAKERS FILLED WITH VARIOUS DIFFERENT LIQUIDS BUBBLED OVER A SMALL FIRE, clear tubing connecting from one beaker to the next, creating a clear path for the mixtures to merge together. Experimenting with new chemicals and substances was always something the raven enjoyed, much like a child when acquiring a new video game or a new toy they could play with, there was a never ending source of entertainment. After all, experimenting like this was how he began to develop his own serums and even create his own vaccines for things most people in the medical fields would never want a cure for — especially due to the fact big pharma loves to make bank on the sick and helpless. Not him though, no sir. He didn't want money for the things he would create, instead all he wanted was the recognition he deserved for saving those that needed to be saved. He simply wanted to give people who have nothing a fair chance at survival, hence all his sleepless nights of testing and trying, all his self-torture from experimenting on himself, it was all worth it — even if it brought back horrible childhood memories for him.

☣ — However, HE STILL NEEDED TO KEEP HIS OWN MUTATION IN CHECK AS WELL, thus why he had taken the time to perfect a serum for his specific condition out of his own blood and various other things. Said serum also had the potential to infect others and save them from death, something he did often when coming across those that had been dealt a bad hand in life, granting them a new immortal life as a being connected to him through blood. In a way, one could say he was much like a vampire when passing on their vampiric curse, but this was more like he was recreating the family that he was never allowed to have. Though his attention is drawn towards the woman of sakura colored hair once hearing her speak, head lifting from it's slouched position as he had been looking down at his exposed forearm — syringe in hand as he was about to inject himself — an unusually tired looking smile spreading across his features.

☣ — "It's just a serum I created for my mutation, it helps to keep me more... human... as one would say." HE KEEPS THE SYRINGE IN HAND BEFORE CAREFULLY TURNING IT OVER TO HIS PARTNER, "Go ahead, just be careful not to stick yourself." After all, the last thing he would need is for her to hurt herself because of his own lack of caution, and his lack of proper rest to prevent himself from falling asleep standing at his desk, much like he usually did. He was certain she could see that much in his eyes and the way he was currently presenting himself — hair sloppily tousled everywhere and his shirt somewhat crooked from applying various tests on himself — not to mention he hadn't even tried to cover up all the scars scattered across the exposed parts of his body like he normally did. "You know, you're really cute when you're curious~."

[inkykeiji]

uhhhhh... clari you REALLY blew me away with that kazutora piece. it was different than your other fics but in a good gross way and I love it 🍓🍓🍓 is he a virgin in this piece or just that its been 5 years that he cant control himself?

STRAWBERRYYYY BABIE THANK U SO MUCH!!!!! omg i’m so HAPPY to hear that you liked it!!! <333 i really enjoyed writing that piece, i think kazutora is such an interesting character and i have such a huge soft spot for him <33 he was a virgin in that piece as well!! the lore there is that reader is the only one in his life who continuously and consistently visits him in prison all throughout the ten years he’s locked away, and he ends up developing a huge crush on her—feelings she eventually returns. they become very, very close, and by the time he’s finally released and he can have his hands all over her without the chains and the shackles, he’s about to burst out of his skin <3 bUT ALSO LMAO i just genuinely headcanon kazutora as a total sex maniac, like borderline addiction, he jerks off like it’s his day job, he’s got insane stamina and a next-to-nothing refraction period bcoz of it <3

i also think that like,, the more attention you pay to kazutora, the more it pays off. he falls in love with you, becomes borderline obsessed with you, the more you give him attention, kindness, and love. he returns it tenfold <3 also that piece would be set in the bonten timeline, basically!

[emeraldspiral]

So, Zim never expresses any confusion about what “parents” are and mentions passing his probing day inspection “like a slor-beast passes her young” so I have to assume that he knows what sex is even if his species doesn’t fuck. But like, it’s a universal constant that if something exists, it’s someone’s fetish. Which means there’s a non-zero chance of there being other alien races that find Irkens attractive, and Zim has probably at least heard of Irkens being hit on, if not experienced it himself. So would he even be shocked to find Earth porn of humans banging fictional aliens?

[the-spacetronaut]

ms. janitor readers yall lucky

ive been putting off the 17th chapter because of janitorAI

and i ran out of tokens

but this is good because now i can distract myself from the engaging and heartbreaking onesided enemies to dislike to like to friends to lovers rp with keigo takami hawks that had me in its clutches for the last month.

[carterashofficial]

Someone broke his collar so now we had him pose like a model with his new one.

[lavaheadaddy]

the one downside to being back on tumblr is having to read and see all the art and takes on durge x gortash like i can not personally see the interest in that man yuck he looks like he rolled around in dirt and didnt shower yet trying to act cool

[sweaterkittensahoy]

#\0/#paul gross#the \0/ are Paul Gross arms#don't ask

YES THEY ARE

Paul Gross,

then and now