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Today I just want to draw attention to how adorable Ed's Stede impression was. "A-hoo, well how d'you do?" Ed Teach the man you are
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i love you cat boys, i love you dog boys, i love you snake boys, i love you bunny boys, i love you lizard boys, i love you so very much my gorgeous beast men
#why the fuck am i so predictable#i'm just sitting here like an idiot blushing at my computer screen#those are PIXELS but they are *hot* pixels god fucking dammnit#yes it is time for nightblogging once again first let me just get a hit of that beast man into my system#nothing to see here... move along#the blorbo of the night is syzoth (mk1)#he's so fucking cute i can't take it#max muses#max simps for fictional men
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Hottest JJBA Outfit Bracket - Round 1 Match 47
#you can consider your favorite color palette for fugo#it's the same outfit anyway#and if you like fugo i recommend not reading my tags because WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING#no really what the fuck kid i get you have anger issues but taking scissors to your clothes can't be the way to deal#you look terrible my dude#and that TIE?????? on your fucking bare chest???#even the strawberry patterns are so terrible and dont get me started on the lime green#now yasuho??? she kicks absolute ass with her pretty skirt and cute hairstyle and leg warmers <3#she's so pretty its insane i get why everyone in jojolion was in love with her#she gives casual chic and she looks amazing doing it#hirose yasuho#yasuho hirose#pannacotta fugo#jojolion#vento aureo#golden wind#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#who's hotter jjba#hottest jjba outfit bracket#jjba minor
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some of you haven't experienced true hell until you end up drowning in Horrors and your only lifeline is an individual who completely sucks and only views you as a feelgood accessory to augment their own life and you can't seek anything better for yourself because there is a rot inside your body that you cannot fix and scares literally every other human being away no matter what you do so it's either settle for being shoved into someone else's myopic fantasy mold or let every minute of your life be ruled by unfathomable loneliness and terror. as you do.
#:)#the illness is survivable the material circumstances the illness has locked me into are unbearable however#i feel wet and pathetic moaning about this because all this shit really should pale in comparison to the Literal Organ Failure#but you know how much it sucks when everything in your life either stresses you out or bums you out!#like i have uni but that's stressful on account of how unstable my schedule it is#my ability to go places and do stuff is dependent on if i can work around constant hospital appointments#and other people in my life all fail me in various ways!#my parents are understandably traumatised and 24/7 fixated on my health so no reprieve there#my friend is good and lovely but she's barely keeping her own head above water herself#and my partner....complete flop#can't talk about my illness because it upsets him and he needs comforting instead#i have to go visit him on his terms because he won't take time off work and his ocd means he refuses to leave his city#so this obviously limits when/how much i can see him since it's 2.5 hours to reach his house#and when i do see him he only really entertains Cute Gay Romance fantasy so vibe killer conversations are no go#since obviously i'm way less desirable when bumming him out talking about my mortality lmao#but that means that i can't and shouldn't really lean on him in literally any way in any matter#so i spend so many days sitting in my house dwelling on scary thoughts with not much to break it up! absolutely maddening lol#think i would kill sometimes just to have someone around who i can uncomplicatedly cry to but being in your 20s is about Not having that#fuck an organ transplant at this point i'll take having a shoulder strong enough for me to lean on!#maudlin on main again but i'll get over it
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making a fankid but shaking my head the entire time so people know i'm against the societal belief that everyone's goal and only purpose in life should be to have kids and form a family
#i snapped and made a rock kandi fankid#she was meant to be a one off design to cheer me up and give me something to do#but i made her too cute. now im attached#her name is lacey :) princess lacey at that#idk what im going to do to be able to fit her in my thing. rock kandi or just a kirby kid in general was Never meant to be a thing#that guy's an adult in my oc timeline. and he does fuck all all day as he always has. it's a part of his bit that he's not anyone important#outside of being the hero of popstar of course. he's not a knight or a king/prince. he's not even an adventurer. he likes his planet#and wouldn't want to be too far from it so the idea of being an explorer doesn't appeal to him.#at the end of every adventure he always returns to popstar because popstar's his home#he likes just being a normal guy who just saves the world from time to time. he likes fishing and eating and sleeping#and making friends and juggling children. it's just what he does all day. he loves it.#he's always been happy with simplicity and living in the moment no matter how boring that moment is#and i fear that this would accidentally lent itself to a like. kind of a deadbeat dad?? or take away too much of his carefree bum-ness#technically this is ribbon's and fluff's spawn since kirby can't have kids. so maybe i'll just make the world's first kirbyless rock kandi#whatever you'd call that. Fluffbon?#they all live in different places so i always figured it'd be kind of impossible for it too work out in the long run??#or it wouldn't be That serious. not serious enough for a lacey#which is why i didn't make it canon to my AU and shit and only enjoy it at a distance slash in like a vacuum#so I don't knowww i don't knowww but i'll figure it out i guess#text post
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Fuck you Kenny McCormick...bagging one of the cutest ladies in South Park.
A gift for the lovely @itzjustcami I love her fluffy hair and her comfy vibes!!
#south park#south park oc#sp oc#Cami#fuck you kenny#he can't keep getting away with this#I truly hope you like it#she's so cute dude#I love LOVE fluffy hair#you come into my neighborhood#giving me one of the nicest things#complimenting me?!#well#take this#♡♡♡♡♡#(also thanks for answering my anon ♡ )#sp growingpains
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OH GAWEDFFGF AAKI AAAAKI AAKI OH MY HOD GOD HOTEL ATTENDANT AKI I'M
#I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TO BED BUT MY SENSES TOLD#ME TO CHECK TWITTER#aND NEW AKI ART I KNEW IT#LOOK AT HIM JUST LOOK AT HIM#MISTER HOTEL ATTENDANT PLEASE DO ME ALREADY I CAN'T TAKE IT I CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING#he's so strong carrying the luggage#oh fuck.... his cute little suit... the pocket squares... I'm... I...... can't..... I..... i.....#too......... much..... G...... gha#aki <3#aki hayakawa
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always think abt being able to commission ppl regularly one day like its my Big Dream. i occasionally commission ppl when i have th money . i have a Massive list of plush makers saved tht i dream of commissioning one day
#bc i CAN'T sew. i mean i can kinda sew but not well. ppl that can take fabric and make it into 3 dimensional art r so cool#one day i WILL have heat miser plush that i can add warm water bottle to so he can be comfy and warm 2 hold:)#and i WILL have a weighted uncle fester plush tht is like 1 million pounds .#dunno when#but i am Manifesting(tm) it. LOL#frank.txt#also squidward plush that doesnt look fuckig stupid. i love my bootleg squidward plush(called Disney Squidward on account of his disney tag#but he unfortunately looks rlly dumb. so#a squidward plush tht looks cute would b nice. but idk how thats feasible bc his face is kinda fucked up#doesnt translate well to like. not just stuffies but like figurines as well like he always looks so fucked up#curse of squidward.... curse of most.of my favs tbh#official duck guy dhmis plush isn't too bad but i saw it in person and its rlly rlly cheaply made for a $30 plush...
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She was the only thing I was living for. I’m sorry for your loss, sir, but right now we need to get you airborne. Police will be here any minute. I’m well aware of that. I’m turning myself in.
— SMALLVILLE, “Bizarro” (7.01)
#it's wild how they were actually doing some interesting character work with lex in the beginning of s7#('I wasn't miraculously saved so I could run away from my demons. I was brought back to face them' etc etc)#only for them to just go 'nah' midway through and toss out all nuance and complexity in favor of a million veritas-related retcons 🙃#not sure if that's because of the writers strike or just this show's usual incompetence but it's a real shame either way#anyway I really liked this plot/scene#lex didn't kill lana but he knows he fucked up in a multitude of other ways in his relationship with her#so he's willing to be punished for a crime he didn't commit bc he doesn't know how else to make up for what he's done#(also him keeping the cute photo of them folded up in his pocket is so heart-achingly sweet I actually can't take it)#smallville#smallvilleedit#svedit#lex luthor#lexana#dcmultiverse#sv 7x01#my gifs#god this gifset has been languishing in my drafts since *checks* FEBRUARY?!?! jfc...#I guess it's a good thing I have so many unposted sets saved since I don't actually have time to make new gifs for the next few months#but still. lol
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He'll never beat the allegations.
#find tobias#lads xavier#xavier love and deepspace#xavier x mc#why's he so dang cute?!#he is so in love he's shining#flirting during the mission ✅️✅️✅️#the Xavier writers know I love vigilante flirting mission flirting mfkn SPARRING TO TAKE A NAP TOGETHER#mah heart mah soul#I finally dug into the whole tobias of it all because the fights are fun#I like how Xavier interacts during missions. The man is focused BUT ALSO KISS? KISS? KISS? KISS?#when its time for action Xavier is ready to point a giant sword at anyones throat for u#he's so nocturnal he's like ''a nap??'' i love that i can't stand him he about to make me fuck up my sleep schedule again#Xavierx Heaven#otp:wishingonstars#otp: wishing on stars
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@matchvedev I'll find actual presser clips at some point, but here's jorge bringing up race bans at le mans 2013 (race after jerez)
and more mention of it after aragon 2013 (where marc caused dani to crash)
and in the context of assen 2015 (obviously not one of the instances where jorge brought it up, but still narratively kinda fun so I'm including it)
and for old time's sake, jorge did bring it up again after argentina 2018
#motegi 2005 a conceptually funny weekend to me. u can kinda do a hot take per alien for that whole *gestures* thing#my valentino lukewarm take is that he's a wiiiiiiiimp and my casey hot take is that he's an underrated opportunist#starting to just make a preliminary note of the races i'd include in the jorge + dani race recs post#and i'm never quite sure whether to include the disaster races. like i personally find them funny and character building#but i think if you want to check out races for a rider you probably don't want the 'wow they were such a fucking idiot here' tour#i did include qatar 2004 for valentino and argentina 2018 for marc so maybe i'll throw in a cute motegi 2005#//#brr brr#obviously jorge's problem was always that there's not really been all that many marc premier class races you could justify a ban for#marc got very good very fast at flirting with the line. like handing out that kind of sanction over say aragon '13 would've been ridiculous#i agree that a race ban over argentina 2018 would've been warranted. also lbr portimao last year was a howler#but proooobably only argentina is justifiable. can't teach him a lesson if he doesn't give you *quite* enough of an opening
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Everything past season 4 of the PPG may be dogshit but at least the Western AU episode gave us this absolute fire fit 💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖
LIKE. WROW 👀💖💖💖💖💖 Y'all have noooo idea how much I actually fucking love westerns, Rango is literally in my top 3 favorite movies (one day I will convince my gf to watch the Good, the Bad and the Ugly with me) sO THIS LOOK IS SO. HHRHRGRG 💖💖💖💖💖 FUCK IT IMMA JUST SAY IT'S HOT HE'S HOT I FUCKING LOVE THIS SO MUCH 💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖
#YOU GUYS HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA. HOW INSANE THIS MAKES ME#THIS EPISODE FUCKING STINKS BUT GODDAMN HE IS SO GOOD LOOKIN 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖#in all honesty i actually like the look without the poncho more but just cuz u can actually see the whole fit#they shoulda made the poncho like his cape where its just behind him#so you get the full view ehehehe 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖#sweet christ UUUUUUUGH SORRY IM GETTING A SECOND WIND. HOOOLY SHIT 💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖#AND I HAVE IT THERE IN SCREENSHOT FORM BUT I FUCKING LOVE IN THE EPISODE WHEN HE DEADASS FANS THE HAMMER#LIKE WROWWWWW OKAY MAN 👀💖💖💖💖💖💖#THEY SHOULDA GAVE HIM A REAL GUN THO HRNSJXHF#ohhh my god and there's a part in the episode when he's robbing the bank but can't reach the counter (lol cute 💖)#so he just GRABS A MAN and pushes the dude to the ground to stand on him aND??????? UH 😳#YKW EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AWAY RIGHT NOW SORRY 😳💖💖💖💖💖💖#anyway aaaaah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH 💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖#hear me now. listen close cherryheads. i WILL make this an au in my ship. and it will be way fucking cooler than that shit episode#there will be real guns 😂#but that might take me a while so for now. AA 💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖#ruby rambles#💜: loving you's a felony#gush post
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i finally got an idea to make fluff's outfit just a little more "papyrus" (aka just a bit more faggy) but i haven't even tried to draw it out yet because i cannot for the life of me figure out how to represent low-rise pants with fishnets underneath on a fucking skeleton
#if i go through with it i will probably have to ditch the fishnets bc they'd be too much detail in a teeny area. but they're cute :(#& while i do think i might end up giving him a. gags. shirt that actually fits. it's not gonna be cropped bc he's still not strong enough#so i'm gonna have to maneuver some bullshit to make his hips visible or it'd just look like his crotch is weirdly low down#might be a boxy muscle shirt tho. but like wide enough to not make me draw skeleton shoulders#he ain't got shit to show off but it makes him more distinct than karma with pajamas & feels more papyrus so OKAYYYY#it will make me sad to go further away from his more grunge look into more emo/generic alt but papyrus wouldn't be a grunge guy anyway FINE#might just fuck around and make em cargo pants. he's already halfway there tbh i just gotta make the patches into pockets#maybe i can finally give him two belts at least. maybe for once i can find a way to make that look good#cannot say that makes having to figure out how pelvises Actually work any more appealing tho#the funny thing is i guess i did Technically already give him fishnets that first time i drew his lower half way back when. however#i must confess that was bc i genuinely just had no clue how to render ripped jeans for some reason. thats why they looked WEIRD#and idk if i wanna return to ripped jeans even tho it fits bc that's honestly surprisingly annoying to depict when they're so baggy#i'm never getting rid of the Big Pant silhouette you can't take it from me
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hey has anyone ever considered doing shinjiro smut for after the fade to black but he lays you across his lap, like has anyone ever considered the canon praise kink with him more—shinjiro who scolds you, calls you trouble and tells you to stay close to him like a "good girl", shinjiro who acts tough, pretends to be fed up with you pushing him around (he loves it, but that doesn't mean you're not gonna hear about it), ignoring what he wants, so two can play that game, and you think, god, he's not holding back anymore, he's going to kiss me, finally, we're going to— but no, he settles on his bed and pats his lap and tells you that you need to "take responsibility" for teasing him like that, messing with his feelings — "be a good girl." remember, you started this.
#shinjiro aragaki#suggestive#i also like the idea of asking him to do something and he outright scoffs like fully has an attitude about it#tries to remind you what he said about ignoring his needs and asks you what makes you think he's gonna pay attention to yours#you think you get to ask him anything? that's cute#i love playing into that though like i know everyone is all in on the 'i ain't holding back anymore bit' but sorry#man says 'you think you can just push me around? ignore what i want? yeah. well. two can play that game' in that VOICE too? whew boy#like i think he should get to do that a little bit i think he should put me over his lap until i behave#fuck i think it should be more than that though like imagine him lifting you and just. like. tossing you onto the bed.#trying to sass him about the noise and he's like 'you think i give a shit about those guys when i got you right here?' like#i want him to take the wind out of me ya feel i want to talk shit get bit#hit a little too but like open handed#or maybe he tosses you on the bed and you're like 'oh shit oh shit' and then he sits at the foot of it and fucking#PULLS you onto his lap and rucks up your skirt just like that and there are a few moments - a hitched breath#'under negotiated kink' i don't CAREEE that's part of the fantasy like how hot would it be to just have someone tick those boxes untold#either way whether he gets wild or not (preferably yes but maybe needs time to warm up)#it's like. god. he should get to y'know. like (some of) my autonomy being taken from me without him ever overstepping is hot. hot. hot.#he should bend me over his lap and make me keep count while he very tenderly very lovingly mocks me#condescending about the great leader letting herself be treated like this and enjoying it literally makes you turn around#and finally finally touches you properly but he fucking laughs and you're red-faced and he goes 'isn't that embarrassing' and ramps up#so you can't even answer him#god should i try to write this#i think i'm too much of a perfectionist to do this sometimes because i'll stew and never get it done ugh#anyway.#filth#pure filth#thank you#i think we outdid that suggestive tag#smut#(for safety)
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this entire high council meeting is just an exercise in trying to give narvin a heart attack. i can fucking SEE him twitching. i may not approve of valyes' policies, but if fucking with narvin was his goal then 10/10 great execution 🙌🙌🙌
#idk if narvin was necessarily romana's man when valyes said that but holy shit he will be now. good job all#its so cute seeing the continuation of the 'you can't stab me its not legal' thing. like. his only objection to darkel taking charge is#constitutional loopholes???? lmao okay get well soon king#also i finally actually feel lowkey sorry for romana. like goddamn let the woman have some dignity#i do like the idea that she's going to fuck them up from a hospital bed tho. kill them queen#gallifrey
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goalies talking about goalie things in jan 11th's game against cbj <3
#jordan binnington#joel hofer#i just want them to not be in competition with each other yk#don't pit them against each other i will be so sad :(#video#i think they are so cute#also jordan not taking his mask off is very classic jordan to me#like... he so rarely takes that fucking thing off#if he can be wearing it he will be#like the one commercial where that's the ONLY part of his gear he's wearing#he loves that fucking helmet#oh also no audio bc you can't hear them anyway obviously LMAO#st louis blues#the score is not important and you will not look at it#let's be real. if i cropped it out it would be obvious the blues are losing anyway.#otherwise. jordan binnington would not be on the bench with joel hofer SHDFHS#yk they're probably both over there going 'man... fuck the blue jackets man'#'how dare they score on us'#blues lb
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