#he's slaying too hard

[wheeler-fan]

LOOOOOOORDDDD I CAN'T

LOOK AT HIM OMG!!!!!

MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY

THE SWEATER???? THE GRANDPA SWEATER OUTFIT WHILE VISITING HOPS CABIN????? RAHHHHHH

ALSO MAYA AND FINN YES SIRRRR

WE WON SO BAD IT'S HILARIOUS

[wasyago]

i imagine it's quite chilly in the black sea (for the lack of sun and color), so they're wearing slightly warmer clothes now uwu

+ thoughts

[rynzii-419]

a beautiful boy

[trustypaladin]

"A Rekindling of Faith!"

Malevoversary 2024 | Sunday Prompt | The Order

[phantombre]

Uh, oh.

Uh, oh.

UH, OH-

It's him. It's the most him of all time.

So, I know about Jester Contra, and I do enjoy Jester Contra. But my Contrarian decided he wanted a different career path: a magician! To show off his one and only magic trick: how to make the pristine blade disappear.

Apart from Narrator, who is his natural prey, I think his favorite victims friends he likes to torture mess with are Cheated and Stubborn. He knows not to take it too far, though. Stubborn could probably kill him with one blow, and Cheated will plot out his slow, dreadful demise.

I kinda wish I did more regarding Contra's relationship with Hero (I have so many ideas for Contrarian in general). Yes, I know about the ContraHero ship, and while I don't really ship anyone, I do understand where they come from. Especially this one.

Ayo? Austin Powers reference spotted? I personally think it would be hilarious if Narrator didn't know what Dutch people are, but Contrarian DOES.

In fact, a funny head cannon of mine is that Contra is the only character capable of breaking the fourth wall. Not the Narrator, not the Long Quiet, not even the Shifting Mound can do this. Only Contra.

Oh, yeah, I've nicknamed him Joyboy. Partially after [ERR: DATA EXPUNGED] from One Piece (if you know, you know. If you don't...uhh... Look, One Piece is a fantastic story, but it's really hard to recommend it. If you guys want, I can further rant about why in a separate post.)

You know, looking back on it, he looks eerily similar to Willy Wonka. I promise you, that's accidental.

Some other guys:

Narrator

Hero

Cheated "Jack"

Hunted "Frisky"

Broken "Fred"

Smitten "Rome"

Stubborn "Buster"

[charismabee]

about the livestream ama

Jonny Sims saying the Contrarian and the Skeptic were a buddy cop duo was so based and real of him

(And that the Opportunist thinks everyone loves him but they don't)

but what interested me most was him saying the Hunted and Cold would be friends. I've never really thought about that pairing before but it does work. The Hunted's main thing being keeping the body alive could help balance out the Cold's general blasé nature when it comes to death, while being rational enough (focussing on his senses and what he knows is real) for the Cold to actually take him seriously. While the Cold being able to push the Hunted to act somewhat like the Stubborn, but slightly less strongly. He's confident that they can get the job done, and with the Hunted keeping them alive they could get a lot done without either really getting sick of the other. Just two reliable guys.

A little off topic but I think they'd work pretty well as a trio with Paranoid too, given a little time for Paranoid to get used to it. Cold's confidence plus Hunted's survival instinct could give him something reliable to work with, and I think he could help him by pointing out when they're going to far in either direction and going to get themselves hurt, as both can be rather single minded (on different things, mind you, but definitelythings that could leave them with blind spots) while Paranoid thinks of every possibility and could probably bring up flaws in any given plan that the others wouldn't notice, and at least Hunted would probably take it into consideration if its going to get them hurt or killed. Like a scared little peer reviewer of any plans the other two would execute

[cmykitsune]

as a non-american idk what the fuck illegal transgender alien means but it made me think of this for some reason

[sketchyghost27]

Jack Black being the disowned older brother of Sirius and Regulus Black

[ciginatree]

@abiomens @rumoured-whispers @exitwoundsx @miss570 @eternallytiredsinger

[yandere-daydreams]

okay but hm. your opinion on rook's transformation made me realize i never heard your opinion on silver. you know. the guy that in canon does use 13-in-1 thingy on his beautiful sprakly hair. is it forgiveable. can we let him in the bed. please.

suddenly this sounds like a conversation one would have with vil. that's what happens when you take his side in an argument a little too convincingly.

unfortunately i am a silver defender and will be until the day i die </3 yes he washes his hair with a bar of soap and yes he acts like someone who was raised in an isolated cabin in the woods but he gets a pass bc he WAS actually raised in an isolated cabin in the woods (by the world's most eccentric 100 year old high schooler at that) and he still managed to be the prettiest boy at the party. rook, in comparison, comes from a rich, inexplicably french family and his no excuse act Like That. they have committed similar crimes but they are NOT playing with the same deck of cards, and therefore silver is allowed on the furniture.

[daenysthedreamer101]

What Rebekah would've worn in the 90s if she was allowed to leave her coffin 💀

Bekah and Kassie if they were able to slay together in the 90s (damn you Klaus)

TVD masterlist

[sn4pe]

will never forget how cunty teen snape’s walk was described in the books

“twitchy and spidery” every time I try to walk like that it just comes out cunty af

like alright so ur saying little sev was serving weird boy cunt up and down the hogwarts corridors??? ok as he should

[ash-and-starlight]

things i’m going crazay about today: the illustrations in the he who drowned the world illumicrate cover

(artist is glassbearer on ig)

[sunnfish]

[ID: A digital illustration of Tashiro Gonzaburou and the ping pong club president from Sasaki and Miyano: First Years light novel. The President is a taller boy with fluffy, rust colored hair and round glasses. Tashiro’s hair is mostly bleached with short grown in roots, as if in his first year of high school. The President is standing close behind Tashiro, speaking and guiding his arms as Tashiro concentrates on his form, holding a ping pong paddle. It’s rendered in a loose painterly style with thick outlines and an iridescent color palette of mostly red and green. The background is a flat black. The artist’s signature “sunnfish 2024” is written on Tashiro’s arm. /End ID]h

Hashtag first drawing of ping pong club previous president. Weird ass guy Harusono shou give us his name. Please. Pleeeasssee. For me.

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest JJBA Outfit Bracket - Round 1 Match 19

[lavendersartistry]

so i found this dress and im like "who should wear this gorgeous thing"