#he's really that one ''can i please get a waffle'' vine but he's the one fighting and asking

[epicfirestormer]

[bromcommie]

For the ask game ;)

🏜️,❄️,🥐,🌻 aaand 🥤

Hope you are having a good day!

Hiya, thanks for the retaliatory hit! (affectionate) hope you're having a lovely day too :) 🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work? Ooh, can I just say any? Kidding, albeit I am very grateful for everyone who takes the time out to comment, even if it's just a string of emojis or something! But I am eternally grateful for long, detailed comments and especially love when people point the things that they related to in my work or things that clicked for them (particularly the ones I thought might be overlooked or alternatively, too heavy-handed to land) or even line up certain things or parallels that didn't fully register to me while I was writing except as a vague ~vibe~. I just appreciate it a whole lot, and it makes the whole exchange feel like a conversation. ❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?

Hm, I don't know - I don't think I have one specific dream theme/plot. That said I have been thinking a lot about Red Room/Department X plotlines recently. I really love the throughline of the struggle for identity + shifting ideologies/definitions of what it means to be a good person + autonomy & free will vs. wanting to belong dichotomy in those stories. Especially when it's grounded in interesting dynamics that aren't very black and white (i.e. Nat and the other widows, the handlers, the WS.) That era is also just very interesting to me in terms of real world circumstances and events, and the scifi potential to explore trauma and psychological fuckery in general is endless. So I guess I'd really love something that deals with Natasha's memories as a child + teen in the war and how that shaped her both before the Red Room even got their hands on her, as well as during and after; how she became this kind of mercurial person who is still (maybe surprisingly so) solid at her core. Something a la Name of the Rose, if you've read that run.

As for who I'd like to write it, I am in fact attempting to write something to that effect into my current post-CATWS wip, so I guess me? Not to say I wouldn't love to read something similar by someone else - there have been several fics out there that dealt with Natasha in a way that had me staring into empty space for an hour (in a good way) - just that I enjoy the process of developing ideas like that in my head differently than I do reading about them from another angle, if that makes sense!

🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh 

that vine with the two guys with heavy NY/NJ area accents screaming at a duck. wait no - any patrick william charlton vine where he suddenly acquires a german accent. wait no - the can I PLEASE get a waffle one.

oh man. any one vine really. I'm very nostalgic about vine. 🌻 ⇢ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis

I feel like if I started doing that I'd end up spamming way too many people haha. I do wanna say I very much appreciate everyone I've gotten to interact with and follow during this CATWS10 event and over the past two months I’ve been on here more!

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love Oh, god. GOD. This is so tough, I'm really blanking right now. I've been around for a loong while lol and there are so, so many insane, brilliant ones. It doesn't help that I really haven't read that many in the last few years as much as I've been writing them.

Off the top of my head though, I recently went back to Speranza's All the Angels and the Saints. One of the all-time old school Cap greats. All of their stuff is just wonderful, foundational Steve, Bucky & SteveAndBucky content. Also everything by magdaliny. I don't even know what to say there, except maybe goddamn.

I’ve also been reading a couple Red Room fics that I can’t find right now but that were great, so I���ll have to dig through my old laptop bookmarks and get back to you with a personalized list, hehe 🫡

[spacefinch]

Pokemon characters as Vines because I'm bored

Clay: I wanna be a cowboy, baby!

Alder: Hell yeah!

Clay:  I wanna be a cowboy, baby!

Chili: Hi, welcome to Chili’s.

Bad guy: Get your fricking cat away from me!

Anabel: It don’t bite

Raikou: *growling*

Bad guy: YES, IT DO

Ethan: Kris! Is that a weed?

Kris: No, this is a crayon—

Ethan: I’m calling the police!

9-1-1, what’s your emergency?

Blue: 🎶 If your name is Red, and you’re really handsome, come on, raise your hand 🎶

Red: *raises his hand*

Hilda: 🎶 ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE 🎶

Hilbert: *banging pots and pans*

Hilda: 🎶 ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, WILL YOU TELL US THAT YOU’RE OKAY 🎶

Serena: *filming*

Emma: *jumps out and startles Calem*

Calem: Ahh! Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

Ingo: *filming in selfie mode*

Emmet: (in background) Bop it! Twist it! Pull it!

Chili: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.

Cress: Go back to sleep and starve.

Emmet: *banging on pots and pans* I DON’T GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF YOU! Y’ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF ME!

Chili: I’m JOHN CENA!

🎶 Doo doo doo doo 🎶

Elio: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire.

Kukui: *touches electric fireplace*

Elio: Oh man, he’s a magic man.

(Reading lessons)

Emma: *reading “who”* Wh.. ha? Wha?

Looker: What does that say, Emma?

Emma: Wha?

Looker: No!

Drayden: Let me see what you have!

Iris: A knife!

Drayden: NO!

Volo: I have the power of God and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Cilan: I’m gonna munch. I’m gonna crunch.

*tuba music plays*

Colress: There is only one thing worse than dying *uncovers a poster that says “a child dying.”

Ghetsis: A child.

Colress: NO.

Emma: I am old!

Anabel: *holding back laughter* “How old are you?

Emma: SIXTEEN! *holds up newly hatched Espurr* I’m a grandmother!

“Hi, I’m Serena and I’m your freestyle dance teacher.”

“I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!”

“Kyogre quivers before him!”

“F**K OFF”

🎵You are my dad🎵

YOU’RE MY DAD!

🎵Boogie woogie woogie🎵

--Emma to Looker (or Akari to Ingo in PLA)

Ingo and Emmet: *in the middle of an intense Pokemon battle*

Hilbert: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

After said battle:

Hilbert, pointing at the losing Pokemon: He need some milk

Hugh: (holding a bunch of smiley balloons) I have no soul. Have a nice day!

Grimsley: I don't have one either.

Elesa: Hey, I’m lesbian.

Emmet: I thought you were Unovan.

“Growlithe, did you eat my Tater Tots?”

*spits out a mouthful of Tater Tots*

“Oh. Keep ‘em.”

Teacher Uh, Cheren, can you read number 23 for the class, please?

Cheren: No, I cannot. What up, I’m Cheren, I’m 19, and I never fricking learned how to read.

Narrator: Cheren did, in fact, learn how to read.

Looker: Where’s the best place to buy fireworks?

Hugh: Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?

Looker: Where are your parents?

Colress: Welcome to physics!

*science project explodes*

*screaming*

May: Brendan, ask me what kind of tree I have.

Brendan: No.

May: Ask me what kind of tree I have.

Brendan: No.

May: Ask me what kind of tree I have. It’s a Chris Pine.

Volo: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I’ve dedicated my entire life to our lord Arceus and this is the thanks I get?

Looker: I may just be a citizen by day, but by night, I am… NIGHT CITIZEN

Elesa: And they were roommates.

Emmet: Oh my god, they were roommates.

[zorlok-if]

ROs as vines?

Okay, I've been taking way too long to answer this one. I just watched a bunch of vine compilations and wrote down which ones reminded me of a character for whatever reason.

Dev

Hey sorry didn't see you there I was too busy blocking out the haters

I don't look good in this picture, what's that like?

(The woman trying to take a selfie with the calculator app)

Two shots of vodka

Welcome to physics

Let me see what you have (Dev's the kid, EJ's the parent)

EJ

Well when life gives you lemons

I could've dropped my croissant

My name is Michael with a B

I have to restart my potatoes

Completely giving up

Are they helium balloons

Adam/Eve

Aw, fuck I can't believe you've done this

Oh my god they were roommates

I like that laugh

Yes, a really good book.

Everything's fine.

I don't understand this meme

Lucía

This is the dollar store how good can it be?

Why are you running

I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me

I said whoever threw that paper your mom's a ho

Can I get a waffle, can I please get a waffle

Go suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a motherfuckin dick

Ciel

Good evening

Fuck off Janet I'm not going to your fuckin baby shower

Don't fuck with me, I have the power of God and anime on my side

Starting a kickstarter to put my brother down

And I brought you myrrh, myrrh-der

It's freakin bats. I love Halloween

Danny

(Dude trying to shovel snow and falling)

It's an avocado! Thanks!

(Person who misses the put and throws themself in the water)

Honey, you've got a big storm comin

The power of christ compels you

(Door gets kicked in and it's fuckin big bird)

The Celestial

Welcome to bible study

Oh hi thanks for checking in

So, I'm sittin there, barbeque sauce on my titties

I said bitch where?

There's only one thing worse than a r*pist

Back at it again at Krispy Kreme

Rose

Accept yourself, love yourself

Road work ahead

I have a banana peel on the ground

Give me my hat back, Jordan

Hi my name's Trey I got a basketball game tomorrow

I'm Renata Bliss and I'm your freestyle dance teacher

And then you didn't ask for it but here's a few for Tommy

Stop saying I look like chicken little

It's summer, I got my hat on backwards and it's time to party

Dear diary, today I couldn't find my diary

I can't swim

Zach stop, you're gonna get in trouble (he's filming, you're Zach)

Oh, hello Mrs. Jones! Would you like some Satan cakes? (tbh this one could work for a few characters)

[haikyuuphilia]

can i request the boys as classic vines from back in the day? sometimes i miss 2014 man 😔✊🏽 in my head kuroo & bokuto made them all the time😩

ajlsdfjk YES OF COURSE!! this is really chaotic and i spent WAY too long on it

also quick warning that most of these aren’t clean lmao

haikyuu characters as vines

→  HINATA: oh my god he on X games mode

→  KAGEYAMA: he needs some milk

→  YAMAGUCHI: mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

→  TSUKISHIMA: i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me

→  TANAKA: what the FUCK is up, kyle? no, what did you say? step the FUCK up 

→  TANAKA to KIYOKO: i love you, bitch. i ain’t never gon stop loving you... bitch

→  NISHINOYA this bitch empty. YEET

→  TANAKA, NISHINOYA, & YAMAMOTO: *moving in sync* it’s all around the world just la la la la la

→  ASAHI: aa. aaa. AAAAAAAAAAA

→  SUGA: so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties

→  DAICHI: miss keisha? miss keisha? oh my fuckin god, she fuckin dead

→  KIYOKO: “has anybody ever told you you look like beyonce?” “nah they usually tell me i look like shalissa”

→  YACHI: “i’m lesbian” “i thought you were american”

→  TAKEDA: is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book

→  UKAI: “dad look, it’s the good kush” “this is the dollar store, how good can it be”

→  OIKAWA: when there’s too much drama at school, all you gotta do is walk awaAaAaAay

→  OIKAWA & IWAIZUMI: oikawa: so basically, what i was thinking was um *iwaizumi punches him* aw fuck, i can’t believe you’ve done this 

→  IWAIZUMI: what’s better than this? guys bein’ dudes

→  HANAMAKI: happy crismus. it’s crismus. merry crisis. merry chrysler

→  MATSUKAWA: we all die you either kill yourself or get killed

→  TERUSHIMA: so no head?

→  FUTAKUCHI: it’s britney bitch

→  AONE: hi my name’s trey i got a basketball game tomorrow. i’m point guard, i got shoot game

→  KUROO: *nae naes to heart and soul*

→  KENMA: completely giving up. starring Me, Me, Me, and introducing Me

→  LEV: hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tortilla

→  KUROO & BOKUTO: two bros chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay

→  BOKUTO to HINATA: hi. i’m renata bliss and i’m your freestyle dance teacher

→  BOKUTO: what up i’m jared i’m 19 and i never fucking learned how to read

→  AKAASHI: ... good evening

→  USHIJIMA: “who’s the hottest uber driver you’ve ever had?” “um i’ve never been to oovoo javer”

→  TENDOU: there is only one thing worse than a rapist. boom. a child

→  ATSUMU: on all levels except physical, i am a wolf

→  ATSUMU/OSAMU: hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so i’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him is that i would be pushed way less 

→  ATSUMU and OSAMU: *atsumu shoots gun* osamu: “this is why mom doesn’t fucking love you”

→  OSAMU: can i get a waffle? can i please get a waffle?

→  ARAN: they ask you how you are and you just have to say that you’re fine but you’re not really fine

→  SUNA: “and they were roommates” “oh my god they were roommates”

→  KITA: country boy, i LoVe yOu... blehh

→  SAKUSA: “you know what? i’m about to say it.” “say it.” “i don’t care that you broke your elbow”

[dime-smothied]

I’m rewatching Ninjago (continually updating)

Episode 1

Lloyd: I’m telling you mom. I’m a thug. A rebellious child. My life be like ooh aah. *hits hand on stop sign* aah

Episode 2

Zane: Why aren’t the dishes in alphabetical order?

Ninja: … what does that even mean?

Episode 3

Jay: GET YOUR DOG!

Lloyd: It don’t bite.

Jay: YES IT DO GET-

Episode 4

Lloyd: Daddy?

Any Serpentine general: DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR DADDY

Episode 5

Lloyd: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino white bag

Zane: wawawah LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?

Episode 6

Lloyd to Wu: an avocado… thanks…

Episode 7

Zane: we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed

Jay: *hitting doorway*

Zane: What you gonna do? What you gonna do?

Episode 8

Jay: got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday haha

Jay: so now I take Adderall haha

Episode 9

Cole: you want me to sing? I hate singing! I don’t even know when to come in

Music: *starts*

Cole: I don’t want a lot-

Episode 10

Garmadon: *pointing at Jay and Nya* is… is this allowed?

Garmadon: is that allowed?

Jay: STOP

Episode 11

Ninja: He’s such a snake

Pythor: *slithers by*

Episode 12

Kai: hey come here I want to talk to you

Kai: someday you’re going to grow up and your going to become a man

Lloyd: someday you’re gonna be dead

Episode 13

Devourer: I’m HUUUUUUNGRY

Devourer: don’t you touch any of my food

Episode 14 (2x1)

Lloyd: how much money do we have

Cole: oh, like 69 cents

Lloyd: well you know what that means

Cole: I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

Episode 15 (2x2)

Garmadon: can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

Episode 16 (2x3)

Teachers: every time you yell at your kids put a quarter in your no yelling sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat-

Episode 17 (2x4)

Garmadon: last one outside is a stupid idiot!

Lloyd: Dad, we’re all outside. We’re waiting for you

Garmadon: aww now I’m the idiot

Lloyd: no you’re not

Episode 18 (2x5)

Lloyd: I’m an adult

Lloyd: I do grown up things

Lloyd: Independence

Lloyd: Mommy what are taxes

Episode 19 (2x6)

Kai: Honestly I don’t remember, I was probably messed up

Kai: Yeah I was crazy back then hahaheh

Episode 20 (2x7)

Misako: *appears*

Lloyd: YOU’RE NOT MY MOM

Episode 21 (2x8)

Ninja: do you ever like, wake up or like do something and go, what the f- what the heck is happening?

Episode 22 (2x9)

Zane: what do we want?

Dr. Julien: a heartfelt ending to this vine!

Zane: when do we- dad?

Dr. Julien: that’s right son I’m home

Episode 23 (2x10)

Garmadon: so basically… what I was thinking of was uh-

Overlord: *punches Garmadon*

Garmadon: oh shuck I can’t believe you did this

Episode 24 (2x11)

Lloyd: how do you know what’s good for me!?

Literally everyone: THATS MY OPINION

Episode 25 (2x12)

Garmadon: how did you defeat the green ninja?

Overlord: we shot him in the leg, because his defense is the size of a dinner plate, and he’s an idiot

Episode 26 (2x13)

Citzens: hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortilla!

Episode 27 (3x1)

Ninja: that’s technology

PIXEL: :)

Ninja: get rid of it

PIXEL: oh

Episode 28 (3x2)

Overlord: I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing

Borg: but you didn’t!

Episode 29 (3x3)

Zane: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy

Zane: and my heart has been severely damaged

Zane: so PIXEL if you’re out there

Episode 30 (3x4)

Lloyd: I have no soul. Have a nice day

Pythor: I don’t have one either

Episode 31 (3x5)

Zane to PIXEL: hey! I think you’re really cool! I like you a lot! Maybe we can hang out or something

Episode 32 (3x6)

Garmadon: There’s only one race. The human race

Lloyd: *slaps him* what about Nascar

Episode 33 (3x7)

Garmadon: what the shuck is up Wu? No what did you say dude? Shut the shuck up Wu

Episode 34 (3x8)

Jay: Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bum bum bum)

Episode 35 (4x1)

Lloyd: The ninja brothers can’t break up, they’re brothers!

[bluesparrow11]

Dsmp but it’s just a Waffle House that they all work at.

Techno is a scary looking fry cook that everyone thinks definitely killed someone at some point

No one knows his real name except the guy who hired him (DreamXD) and he isn’t telling. So they all have to call him Technoblade. Phil knows why he went to prison (because he did too, he's just quieter about it) but he's not telling.

Dream is the guy who keeps fighting him and he gets away with it because DreamXD is a family member.

There’s a video of Techno and Dream fighting that’s very similar to the “Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?!” Vine

Wilbur and Phil are on shift with Tommy, a child, and automatically adopt the angry fucker. Techno tolerates him. They’re called the SBI because they work night shift.

Tommy does his homework while on shift and gets into fights with customers. Wilbur cheers on half of the fights... or finishes them depending on who Tommy is fighting. Tubbo and Ranboo occasionally show up to eat more waffles and hash browns than should be physically impossible and distract Tommy from working.

Wilbur talks so much about his life that it doesn’t register to anyone that they actually know nothing about him. They know he has an ex wife named Sally and a son that’s a furry and a whole bunch of other random details.

But not if he went to school or where he’s from, why he’s working there, or really anything of importance.

They don’t even know that his name isn’t actually Wilbur.

Phil, one day: “Hey why does this say 'to William Gold?'”

Wilbur, deciding to turn this moment into a Moment: “Well you see Phil, I’m a secret agent and this is my undercover job.”

If people ask personal questions he just makes shit up. Tommy believes half of it and Techno and Phil believe none of it.

Because Techno and Phil have been there longer than Wilbur and have outlasted many of the other employees, they’ve caught him in contradictory stories before. But have never said anything because the reactions of their coworkers and drunk patrons are priceless.

The Dream Team and other members work day shift. There’s totally a rivalry between them and the SBI. Day shift complains about the mess after a long night and night shift tells them to shut the fuck up and that if they want to break up drunken fights in the lobby they’re more than welcome to.

Sapnap is a fry cook and has lit himself on fire way too many times. Dream is the manager and George is a waiter with horrible customer service.

[the-official-account]

Pent's Home for the Haunted and Ill:

Ramblings on my silly little found family AU, the fifth adopts everyone flavor. Archived from a discord infodump for your viewing pleasure.

PLEASE NOTE I AM 2 CHAPTERS FROM THE END OF BOOK ONE AND HAVE NOT READ HTN. NO UNWARNED SPOILERS IN REBLOGS PLEASE.

Though reblogs are very appreciated!

Part one: the Vibes in Vines

—1—

Jeannemary: IS THAT ALLOWED? IS THAT ALLOWED?

Harrow, pulling back from gideon: stop it

—2—

"Whats up, I'm Gideon and I never fucking learned how to read"

—3—

Jeannemary: we have 69 cents

Gideon: you know what that means

Isaac: not enough for chicken nuggets...

—4—

Naberius: yeets water bottle

Ianthe: deflects it

Nab: wha—

Iantha: I'm a genius, you idiot

—5—

Silas octakiseron: -_-.....

The whole game dressed up as silas: :DDDD

(Like that one image of the class dressed up as their art teacher that I can't find)

—6—

Protesalius:

Harrow: miss keisha....miss KEISHA...omfg she fucking dead

OR

Teacher:

Gideon: Mx.Teacha...Mx. TEACHAH.....omfg he fucking dead.

(Though this is everyone lives it wad too funny an opportunity to pass up)

—7—

Ianthe and Colum:

Corona: can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

Part two: The Premise

Gideon kinnie #6

Also this is just a rough idea rn but long-form fic titled "pents home for the haunted and the ill" where the fifth runs an small orphanage/hospital that the fourth and seventh were already in. They get the call for the lyctor challenge and they all go, and the fifth says "bruh, these are literally just big children, fuck this shit" and take everyone back to the fifth. Harrow names the place that while snarking about how she doesn't wanna be there and it catches on.

Aka the gang does a group therapy

Featuring arcs such as:

—1—

Gideon:

Jeannemary: yeah! yeah! yeah!

Gideon: I'm your older sister now

Jeannemary: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

—2—

Dulcinea: I received these lovely flowers in my bedside today and I'm not sure who put them there.

Everyone:

Palamedes:

Everyone: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Dulcinea: 👀

Palamedes: ....

Dulcinea: coughcowardcough :t

Everyone:

Dulcinea, evilly: Well, was it you, Gideon?

Gideon: chokes

—3—

Harrowhark: I—

Everyone in unison: that's fucked up bro, you okay?

—4—

Abigail: YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO COOK IF I HAVE TO ANIMATE YOUR SKELETONS INSIDE OF YOU

Magnus: isn't she stunning when she gets like this?

—5—

Magnus: walks into the room

Everyone: you are my dad. You're my dad!

Harrow, very softly: boogie woogie woogie

—6—

Cam: I just don't understand why you don't talk to her

Dulcinea, walking by:

Palamedes: don't. Don't I will kill you—

Camilla: HEY DULCE?

Dulcinea: yes?

Camilla: Palamedes—

Palamedes: scREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cam: ...

Cam: you done?

Cam: Palamedes and I were wondering if you still have that book you borrowed

Dulcinea: [on discord the cursed emoji below was here. The emotion in shocked and void]

—7—

Harrow: Pent told me I should learn something nOnNeCrOmAnTiC to take up my time.

Gideon: she has a point

Harrow: shut up. Anyways these are called tarot cards and as my cavalier it's your job to let me do a reading for you.

Gideon: you know I'm here cause either wanna be here, right? You don't have the pull the cav card if you wanna spend time toge—

Harrowhark: shut UP.....AHEM.

proceeds to draw the most romantic fucking spread ever. Harrow pales

Gideon: ah I don't like that look. And I really don't like that death card.

Harrow: ..........yes you have three days to live

Part three: House Dynamics

The second will be the lesbian aunts who visit on holidays.

The third twins spend a lot of time being mean to everyone and babs goes off to find other friends, sick of them. The twins eventually come around. Corona comes out a a non-necromancer.

The fourth are little gremlins trying really really hard to do shit they shouldn't do, like Rollerblade down hills or see how many skeletons can climb into a tree before it collapses.

The fifth are brought to tears when everyone makes them a card on parent's day. Harrow choreographs a little skeleton dance and everyone loves it.

The Sixth have Palamedes crush on dulcie, to Cams endless amusement. Cam and Gideon becomes flexing bros and jeannemary goes wild for it. Cam's just really sweet.

The seventh has Dulcies whole thing with Palamedes, which both annoys and amuses her, and an actually good bond with Protesalius, who adores her and dotes on her & is protective. Palamedes and Gideon consire into buying him sunglasses and yelling "THE PRO HAS ARRIVED" when he walks into rooms.

The eigth is pretty secluded, and everyone respects that. Silas is still prissy about morality but he's chilled out significantly with lower stakes. Colum leaves somewhere in the middle to just go do things adult men wanna do in the world, and Silas misses him a lot and spends some time just kinda hovering in rooms where people are. Abigail learns to braid his hair and deals with some slight germophobia very well. Silas isn't a bad dude and he deserves it. Gideon still hates his guts.

And the ninths has a griddlehark get together, Gideon being workout besties with cam and meme besties with palamedes and jeannemary's big sister. Harrow and Palamedes pick up a research project and make something horrifying and they're like ":DDDD" and everyone else is like " 👏👏😅😰" Harrow and Silas also hate eachother but they're the only two people who really like to work in silence in someone else's company (besides Abigail but she's busy) so they end up vibing but they never talk to eachother

Part Four: Other Assorted Bullshit

—1—

Camilla: Gideon, can I speak to you? Alone.

Harrow: anything you need to say to my cavalier you can also say to me.

Camilla: i— fine. Gideon, what did you do to Palamedes? He's been distant lately. Distracted.

Gideon: ??? Uhhh....I don't know, why are you asking me?

Camilla: because it's probably you.

Harrow: she has a point.

Harrow: Gideon you don't own any books

Gideon: yeah, fair. I ... let him onto my bookshelf, I guess?

...

Gideon: yes I do, I have the maga—OH.

Camilla: [on discord it was an image of this emotion, in which a man smoke and sighs on a balcony, looking worldweary.]

—2—

(Regarding: a general lack of Isaac)

—3—

When Isaac isn't committing crimes with jeannemary he is planning to commit crimes with jeannemary he's helping Abigail with her historical research, bugging Harrow about being the Gideon to his Jeannemary (Harrow can NOT handle that responsibility. She sends him to get her things in an attempt to be good at this accidentally teaches him a new skill.) And he loves loves loves to prank Palamedes. He accidentally gets Silas in a trap on time and shit hits the FAN.

Abigal: sits bold upright Magnus?

Magnuse: yes dear?

Abigail: my teen senses are tingling.

Magnus: oh....oh no.....

[they both stand and run]

Meanwhile...

Jeannemary: this is the worst idea you've ever had. And you know it's bad when even i'm not excited

Isaac: it'll be fine. Watch.

Ianthe: turns on the blow-dryer and gets a face full of flour

The tensest silence ever:

Ianthe: isaaaAAAAAAAAAAC YOU LITTLE WORTHLESS FUCK!

Isaac: oh shit.

Jeannemary: grabs him and starts running

Ianthe: I WILL MAKE YOUR INNARDS YOUR OUTARDS THE NEXT TIME I LAY EYES ON YOU. OH, COME HERE I KNOW YOU'RE—LET ME GO FIFTH! LET ME GO!

Coronabeth and babs: 🍿

—4—

Harrow: reading

Abigail: what are you reading? :)

Harrow: reads faster

Abigail: HARROWHARK

—5—

corona: ianthe hit me so I'm starting a petition to put her down benefits of signing this petition is I'd get hit way less. Babs, sign.

Naberius: what if I don't want to?

Narberius: Coronabeth hit me and Ianthe continues to have rancid vibes so I'm starting a petition to put them down—

Corona: hits him on the arm, do it!

Ianthe: look how she treats you, Babs. Don't sign, join me.

—6—

Gideon: you should go bed

Palamedes: I'm not leaving her.

Gideon: right...how's dulcinea?

Palamedes: not good, but asleep. She'll be okay, but...where's cam?

Gideon: doing this great thing called sleeping. I'm on my sixth support duty shift.

Palamedes: I....thank you.

Gideon: anytime.

—7—

Palamedes: what in all of the fucks are you playing?

Gideon: chess

Palamedes: that's not—sigh— Camilla. Explain?

Cannot, casually: Gideon didn't want to learn the rules, so we play a modified version.

Palamedes: why are there poker chips?

Gideon: excuse you, those are the cavaliers. Once every blue moon they can make a necromancer so mad they explode bones.

Palamedes: that's not how any of this works.

Gideon: what do you know about necromancy? My pieces have power you couldn't comprehend.

Camilla, sing-song: and yet I'm still winning

Gideon: look—

—8—

Abigail: startles awake honey? What is all that noise?

Harrow, distanttly: AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH SCREEEEE AHHHHHHHHH I SHOULD'VE KILLED YOU WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE

Gideon: BUT CHA DIDN'T

Magnus, calmly and sleepilly: Harrow took your advice and asked Gideon to hold her accountable. No more late nights. I think it'll take some getting used to.

Abigail: giggles and gives him a lil smooch cause they're so cute and they deserve it

—9—

Isaac: Ianthe pass the salt, please. Literal salt I'm not asking for you

Ianthe: you motherfucker—

Magnus: no saying motherfucker at the dinner table

Coronabeth: but you just said it

Abigail: Magnus can reclaim the term

Everyone:

Abigail: ;>

Everyone: OH EWWWWW OH NO EWWW ABIIIII NOOOOO WHYYYY UGH

—10—

Jeannemary and isaac, caught red handed: oh hey guys...

Jeannemary and Isaac: bone sword. Bone sword. Bone sword. Bone sword.

Everyone:

[Pause]

Gideon: like....sword that gets boned....this i can get behind, haha YEESSSSSS bone SWORD!

Harrow: it wouldn't be very strong but with lyctor-like power behind it..... and the practical uses it could have for a skilled bone necromancer......moving to meet the opponents blades....yes, yesssss bone sword.

Dulcinea: bone sword?

Protesilaus: bone sword.

Palamedes: I have to agree.

Everyone: BONE SWORD. BONE SWORD. BONE SWORD.

camilla: I am the only sane person in this house.

—11—

Silas up at 3 am in the kitchen, a little teary cause colum is gone, hand in a jar of peanut butter:

Gideon: turns the lights on

Silas:

Gideon:

silas:

Gideon: this isn't....this isn't happening. That's not how this works uhm... Oh! I'm dreaming! Yeah okay cool yeah I'm gonna go cuddle with Harrow while I can haha yesss. bye, mayonnaise bastard. She leaves

Silas: every encounter with that primitive mind brings me farther from the light

Silas: keeps eating peanut butter

—12—

Isaac: Ninth, how much bone do you think it'd need to complete encase Jeannemary in a shell of it?

Harrow: distractedly as she reads. around one Jeannemary—sized skeleton. I could do it with a metacarpal. Why's that?

Isaac: HAHA NO REASON leaves

Harrow:

Harrow: hm, I should probably do something about that

Harrow: does not do something about that

Later

Isaac: i have something to present to all of you, since Jeannemary and I were not allowed to get matching skull tattoos during our last attempt—

Abigail: you can get them when you turn 18. This isn't a level you have to replay to beat, Isaac.

Isaac, louder: I have prepared a carved demonstration to show you how absolutely rad we'd look tatted up. Behold. he wheels a dolly in and pulls a sheet off of it.

Gideon: what is that? Some kind of calcium turd?

Jeannemary, from inside the shell: hi

Gideon, jumping: hOLY FUCK

Magnus, head in his hands:

Abigail: sigh, Narberius, get the chisel.

Naberius: why do I have to do it? Again?

Abigail: you're right. Coronabeth, get the chisel.

—12—

Dulcinea: starts snapping

Jeannemary, Nabrius, Gideon and Protesalius, emerging from the woodworks: also snapping, pick dulcinea up

Palamedes: wha—What? You said you wanted to see me????

Abigail, from behind him: 🎶 🎵 Who d'you think you're kidding

She's the earth and heaven to you

Try to keep it hidden,

Honey we can see right through you 🎶 🎵

Palamedes: I CAN'T THRIVE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

—13—

Magnus: you asked to talk to me? What's on your mind kid.

Harrow, face going through a gazillion expressions at being called "kid": I'm having trouble with...things.

Magnus:...what things?

Harrow: trouble.

Magnus: .............yesss? And?

Harrow: trouble, um. Admitting things.

Magnus: things like what?

Harrow: that's the trouble.

Magnus, visibly loosing years off of his life: alright. We can work on that. What about...um...something small. Like 'Gideon is my friend's

Harrow: goes pale

Magnus: okay not that, then! How about 'I like bones'

Harrow: oh yes I do like bones.

Magnus: see! You're being open! How about 'I feel things'

Harrow:

Magnus:

Harrow:

[theinkquiry]

old  masterlist (marvel, star wars, HP)

a collection of my old writing for the Star Wars, Marvel, and Harry Potter fandoms. contains mostly reader inserts.

Marvel

Multiship/No Ship

Avengers Halloween Headcanons

Time Will Tell

Christmas at the Tower

Bucky Barnes

Popular Masterlist **COMPLETED**

New Rules

The Debate

Leap of Faith

What He Left Behind

Peter Parker

Spooky Scary

Not Quite Avengers

Intergalactic Teenage Space Romance | Sequel

Smol Spider-man Drabble 1

Steve Rogers

Wishes for Cap

Thor

Two Asgardians Ram Into a Spaceship

Dr. Strange

I Need A Hero

Drabbles

“Please don’t walk out of that door.” (Tony X Reader)

“Don’t lie to me.“ and “It’s not that easy.“ and “I fell in love with you, not them.”(Peter Parker X Reader)

“You’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?“ and “Excuse me?” (Tony X Reader)

“Step away from the cookies.” (Bucky X Reader)

“If I hear one more Mariah Carey song I will riot.“ and “My house, my rules. The Christmas music stays on.” (Steve X Reader)

“Oi! That’s my hot chocolate!“ and "I don’t care about tradition, you try and get me to kiss you under the mistletoe and I will punch you.” (Steve X Reader)

“I don’t care what you say, The Nightmare Before Christmas works for Christmas and Halloween!” (Peter Parker X Reader)

Marvel as Vines

"Can I Please Get a Waffle?” (Peter-centric, Implied Steve X Tony)

Star Wars

Poe Dameron

Graceless (Royalty!AU)

Situational Irony

Rey

Desert Calling

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Pick On Me

The Case With Class

First Move

Realism

In-scent-ive

Ultimatum

Who I Really Am

Where’s Harry?

Forget Yourself

Draco Malfoy

Angles Series: A New Angle | The Assumed Angle | A Hidden Angle

Backup Series: Backup | Up Front

Puppies!

Do Witches Dream of Magic Sheep?

Impressed?

When Half the School is Failing

Yes Means No

A Very Potter-Weasley-Malfoy Christmas

Kindness and Promises

Cheers to Nightmares

Spectaculars

Blinded By Love

Friends in the Now

Future Coincidences

Dozing Days

Roses and Bluebells

A Lovely Swim

A Deal Made

Ah, Young Love!

Light and Dark Inside

Silence Is All It Takes

Status Quo

Enlightenment

Once Before

What Goes Around (Draco X Hermione)

Let It Out

These Games

His Better Judgement

Lions VS Snakes

Remember Me

Smile!

What He Doesn’t Know Pt 2

Funny Story

Mean to You

Party Tricks

Snowed In

Make Like A Muggle

Just Kiss Her

Fred Weasley

At Dawn

If I Like It Then I’ll Put a Ring on It

Like At First Sight

Thinking Aloud

Our Dreams

In A Flash

Summers in Sparklers

Good Out of Bad

Outside Aid

Double Victory

Galas and Gallant Boys

The Crack of Thunder

Bursts

No Sick Days

Your Business Man

Eye of the Hurricane

George Weasley

The Good Snow Days

Stampedes and Stars

Shouting From Stages

Forgetting Love

We Have Potions

Short and Sour

That Much, I Can Say

Apple of the Eye

Twists

Holidays at Home

Simplicity of Jokes

Present Pandemonium

Missing

Interesting People

Mistletoe Managed

Meddling

Fred and George

A Little Smile

Swept On Your Feet

Big, Stupid, Things

Ron Weasley

…Come Again?

I’m Not the Cute One

Completely Mad

Thing of the Past

The Winner’s Prize

None Shall Fail on Christmas

Waltzing Wizards

Eek! A Spider!

Checkmate

Blaise Zabini

To Ask or Not to Ask Isn’t the Question

Oliver Wood

False Wrongs Make a Right

From Bad to Better

Not In Love

Trip Down Lovers’ Lane

Misconceptions

Keeping Time

So We Meet Again

Oh Captain My Co-Captain

Nerds

Being in love with a Slytherin (Headcanon)

“I won’t let you.”

Neville Longbottom

Flustered Feelings

Gossip Material

From Afar

Thinking the Impossible

Just the Two

Under Lock & Key

To Be Here With You

Dean Thomas

Details

Cedric Diggory

Baby, It’s Really Cold Outside

Lee Jordan

Foiled

Sirius Black

Insulted

Someday

Sneak Attack

Intentionally

Wasted

Out of Fashion

Dinner and a Wedding (Featuring Jily)

Right At Home

Here, Always

It’s Just a Prank

Remus Lupin

Don’t Help

The Wolf

Healing Wounds

The Dare

When the Moon Rises

Tea Time

The Best Prank (Halloween Special)

Halloween Pranks with Remus (Headcanon)

Holding On

James Potter

In Between Fire

Shake It

Cocoa Fixes Everything

Regulus Black

Meet Me in the Moonlight

Ginny Weasley

Trapped Under

Hermione Granger

Alone Together

Platonic

A Day in the Life

All The Single Ladies

Home at Last

Assistance

Each Summer

Name Calling

[fakepriest]

@artificile​

‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’

VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS (gladly accepting)

Despite not being the ‘version’ of himself that she is more familiar with, the priest has the feeling that he will always be nothing but ‘the shady shopkeeper’ to the girl. He would absolutely love to hear about this other self of his, one day--the tales are certain to be simply... riveting. 

It is truly fortunate for her that he is not in charge of any shop whatsoever, in here--although judging by her pleading eyes and tone of voice, she really expects him to just conjure a... waffle appear out of thin air or something of the sort. Did the one she knew do that, by any chance? What a terribly useful ability, that would be.

But his attention should be focused on her, and not on such trivial musings; how rude of him to ignore a poor soul in dire need of sugar.

“I do not know. Can you?”

[nostalgic-pancakes]

F is for friends who do stuff together - the awake at 2 AM remix

Joan needs a swear jar, Talyn's a lightbulb, Valerie is tired and valid, and Thomas+Sides are very confused)

Summary- Thomas has had his sides around for... a long time. That's for sure. And he knows that nobody else can see them (except maybe Lilly, but she has sides too, so).

Pairings- Pintroverts, Thomas and friends, Thomas and Sides

Read on AO3

Word count- 2666

Warnings- It has character!everyone, and NOT their real life counterparts. Please remember this.

Other notes- AU where instead of Vine, c!Thomas left chemical engineering for signing with a really dope theatre company with his friends. He still meets Nico at the mall, but Nico's a new writer for the company! All the sides are friends too! Enjoy!

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Look, the first time was an accident, okay? Joan was tired and a bit incoherent and what was Thomas supposed to do?!! Leave them be? No! So Joan ended up staying the night.

Except, the next morning was when everyone had entered the courtroom together and they'd gotten WAY too dramatic over whether to lie to them about a text they'd made like… two days ago and that Thomas had only seen after combing through a barrage of memes and that Joan probably wouldn't remember, come to think about it. But that was hindsight and after the utter nightmare that was a whole day (A whole day!!) with Aunt Patty the day before, Virgil and Patton were absolutely freaking out, probably giving Deceit (Who, in hindsight, Thomas knows as Janus) a little extra leeway into the conversation that day.

Either way, Joan had stayed the night in order to recover from the utter sleep-deprivation that they'd been going through, and Thomas had forgotten about the fact that Joan was even there for most of the morning, only seeing them after the entire courtroom spectacle (and a suspiciously dire warning from Virgil) at breakfast, and them leaving to see Talyn a little after (with plenty of hugs involved, duh).

Then Thomas told Joan the truth over the call, and Joan had said The Line (as Roman, Virgil and Janus call it with an oddly cryptid-like voice) and Thomas felt himself go frigid.

Since when did Joan know that Thomas talked to his sides?! Had they learned their names? Figured out that Thomas might just have a few extra screws loose than they might have initially thought?

"Maybe they even hate us now because we got so crazed over one little text and--”

“Virgil. Not helping!” Thomas yelps, and Virgil catches himself in his spiel of worst case scenarios, looking a bit sheepish. Patton and Thomas smile at him reassuringly (he hopes) and Logan clears his throat, causing everyone to turn to him.

“Well, Joan seems to be aware enough of the fact that you speak to us, but mostly considers it as you, as they had said, ‘talking to yourself’, and besides, you didn’t name-drop us too many times, anyways. And while it’s not really...ideal, that Joan thinks you talk to yourself for this long-”

“You can say that again, Stephen Hawk-Nerd”, murmured Roman. Logan winces, and Thomas kind of wants to hug him, so he does.

“Yes, Roman, and as bad as that nickname is, note that this is not, in fact a worst-case scenario. This can be put down to the fact that Thomas has some strange personality quirks-”

“Did you just do some wordplay there, kiddo?” Patton beams at the implication, while Logan, currently being shared by Thomas and Virgil, just groans and descends further into the contact.

“No, I did not, Patton, but what I am saying, is that this is not too bad. We can talk about it as a general personality quirk. This is fine.” Logan finishes, and becomes a heap in the total hug-pile of Thomas and Virgil, flopping over. Huh, he (as usual) has a point. Maybe this can work.

The second time was a pretty near miss, but once again, it was unexpected! He and the sides were just watching Mulan together as usual! They were piled up together, blankets in hand, and yeah, it might look weird to anyone who can’t see the sides, he guesses, with the blankets stretched out in places that have nothing to stretch onto, but once again, he wasn't expecting someone to come over! But anyways- whatever happens, happens. He's trying to be better about it.

It really doesn't stop Janus from pulling out all the stops (teaming up with Virgil, even!) when it comes to having to come up with an alibi to Terrence over why the blankets are arranged so strangely, even though there is literally nothing keeping it afloat. In the end, it's not the most believable lie, but Terrence is busy with Valerie just after, so he probably doesn't really think about it too hard. Besides, Thomas has always been a pretty quirky guy! ("Which could be an insul--" "Jack and Sullen, we love you very very much, but please, for the love of all things Disney, please breathe and take out your fidget cube..") So hey, what was a new quirk when added to everything else?

Meanwhile, Terrence is trying to figure out what the fuck he just saw, because he's pretty sure that there were more than one Thomas there, and Thomas only has two other brothers. Also none of them dress like twenties mobsters or are semi-transparent.

Nico was having a good day. In fact, he still is!

He and his (amazing) boyfriend were sitting on the couch- though more draped on top of each other than anything while binge watching ELITE and Tiny Pretty Things, while also being pleasantly high (as opposed to stoned).

Things only entered strange territory when during one of the flashback murder-y scenes in Tiny pretty Things, a strange man who looked like an even more chaotic Thomas with some grey hair on him entered the room from seemingly nowhere, and proceeded to occupy the sparse space on Thomas’s lap with his head, essntially just napping on his boyfriend’s lap while also being kind of see-through (???!!!???AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH). Thomas noticed, waved a small wave and started playing with this weird guy’s hair.

Nico is now a little high from the bong that he and Thomas had shared, but not enough to hallucinate, especially since, when the high was pretty much gone, the guy was STILL THERE. MIERDA. At this point, he’s just going to call it ghosts. Thomas doesn’t seem to mind too much anyways, so they must not be harmful. Nico decides to table this for another day and go back to binge watching crazy maniacs with his very soft and warm boyfriend, and let the remainder of the high coast along.

"We have to talk about the Thomas thing." Is the first thing Joan says without any bullshit, as soon as everyone except Thomas himself, Gavin (because it's two AM) and Quil are packed together in Thomas's living room, where he just binged Parks and Rec with everyone. They've all finally managed to shove Thomas and Quil back to their respective areas of sleep after 42 hours without said sleep, and nobody was allowed to talk loud enough for them to wake up.

"The… Thomas thing?" Asks Valerie. Oh that sweet summer child. Joan once again quietly calls everyone's attention by asking Talyn to shake their hair around like a neon-coloured alarm bell. This was especially effective in the otherwise dark kitchen where they were trying out glow in the dark hair dye.

"Well, as of lately, we've been seeing a lot, and I mean a lot of really weird shit coming from Thomas. Everyone, recount your experiences." Joan says in the most serious voice they've got. "I'll go first."

They wave their hands like Matt Mercer, as if they were setting up a dope DND campaign. Quietly, of course.

"Well, about a month ago now, I was cleaning here, at Thomas's, because I was sleep-deprived and would have crashed and died if I'd tried to go back to mine and Talyn's. So most of the night goes normally, as one would expect, but when I wake up in the morning…" Joan readjusts their beanie. "I hear Thomas in the living room, talking to people called Logan, Roman, someone called Pat, Virgil and 'deceit'. And this debate becomes an ordeal, alright? He re-enacts a whole entire ace-attorney style courtroom scene with these imaginary people? I called him out on it over the phone when he apologized for some random thing- I don't remember, and he kind of just… admitted that he talks to himself? And moved on.

Everyone absorbs this new information. Camden keeps braiding Talyn's hair.

"But that's not too big of a deal, right Joan?" Whispers Camden, tying up the elaborate mini fishtail plait in Talyn's hair. "I mean, thanks Thomas we're talking about. He could have been rehearsing or something- isn't he JD in the next production of Heathers?"

Terrence speaks up next. "Yes, this would have been all well and good, had the Blanket Incident ™ not occured."

Valerie shakes her head. Why are her friends like this? Oh wait. They’re all theatre nerds, queer and D&D players.

"In the blanket incident ™, I was walking past Thomas's room, as one does. HOWEVER, while he was watching Mulan, I noticed something wrong with his blanket pile!"

"What, that they don't have any Vetal Miking references on them? Because that's the true tragedy here."

"Nope, sorry Tal, the weirdness here was not about Vetal Miking references, but the fact that parts of the blanket were freaking floating, in thin air! I have discreet pictures!"

"What the fuck, Terrence." whispered everyone in a strange, haunting unison that could only be possible at two AM as they saw the very strange pictures.

"And that's not it!" Pipes up Talyn, who is now realising that they are very close to becoming too loud for 2 AM kitchen chats, and makes an effort to quiet down.

"At breakfast today, Thomas's waffles were making themselves- Thomas can't cook, y'all. And he can't even use is fucking waffle iron. And he was on the other side of the room! Talking to Quil!" After Quil left, he told the waffle creator to chill out because the stack was getting too tall!"

"Is this about Thomas's ghosts, guys?" Asks Nico, the new cute boyfriend and new theatre company writer as he plops down in Quil's usual spot. Nico's nice- everyone likes Nico except maybe Nico, to which, well, mood. ALSO- ghosts?!!

"Nico what the fuck do you mean by ghosts, you serial killer in training?"

"One, just because I have to write a serial killer in this new script and I'm enjoying it, it doesn't mean I'm gonna be a serial killer, you tonte. Two: yeah, the ghosts that follow him around and look just like him? They seem nice enough." At everyone's super unspoken request to elaborate, for fuck's sake, he takes the hint and does.

“Oh! So the first time I saw them, I was at the mall. You know, where Thomas and I met?” everyone nods, and Talyn readjusts their braces.

“So there was this guy in a hoodie- Virgil, as you said, and the Disney prince. Roman, I think. And they were just kind of… there? Roman was holding Virgil’s shoulder affectionately, and that’s about it. They were only really visible after about three or four hours of us talking, though.” Some of the people hum.

“Then, we were watching a movie and these two guys who also look a lot like Thomas just kind of lounged? On the couch? They were pretty faint, like if their brightness was decreased to about thirty percent in Photoshop.”

“Hey, same!” says Terrence.

“Yeah, so those guys- the one in the green t-shirt that has the legs on the bus meme- so weird- kind of just stretches onto Thomas’s lap and stays there, while the twenties mobster just… curls up to his side? And thomas is probably like, used to this because he kind of just lets it be and curls the meme shirt-”

“I think it’s Remus.”

“-Remus’s hair absentmindedly and moves on.”

“Fuck.” Whispered Joan very softly, but with great feeling.

“So what do we do about it?” asks Camden. There, finally, someone asks the real questions.

“Well,” puts forward Talyn. “They’re not harming him, right? And he’s had them around for a long enough time, right? So what’s the harm? Thomas is just haunted and will probably be on Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural at some point when he dies but hey, if he’s cool with it, we are too.”

Everyone seems to agree with that, and they’re in comfortable silence, until Valerie asks everyone to go the fuck to sleep, we’re still doing the Heather’s costume rehersals and Death Week starts in two days. With groans and cracked joints from Talyn, everyone hobbles off to their respective rooms in the duplex.

Meanwhile, a certain white-streaked side and his hoodied companion are listening through the wall, far away from what anyone can see, and they both visibly sigh in relief. That didn’t go too badly. The question remains: what do we do now?

“They KNOW????” exclaims Thomas, the next day in the (thankfully empty) breakroom, in between rehearsals- Candy Store is being run through and that means that everyone else is outside.

“Yes, Thomas, they know. Or they somewhat know, I suppose.”

“Yeah, because they think we’re-Thomas is being HAUNTED!!’

“Are you not haunted, then?” comes a voice, and Thomas turns around, forgetting to let the sides dissipate in his surprise. It’s Nico, with Talyn and Valerie close behind, who are clearly taking in the six other guys in the breakroom. Well, fuck. The cat’s out of the bag for good, he guesses.

“Could you get everyone else during lunch break? I’ll explain then.” Talyn nods and leaves with a smile, telling him that they’re not mad at him, while Nico asks, voice farther away “So are you haunted or not?”.

“So they’re… aspects of your personality that you’ve been able to manifest since you were a kid?” Camden asks, a bit disbelieving, even as Logan, Roman, Patton and Janus drape themselves over Thomas on one of the beanbags in the breakroom, filled with other nerdy gay young adults. Logan pushes up his glasses, ready to go on another tangent. Go wild, you funky little dude.

“Well yes, that’s exactly what we're saying. I myself am the embodiment of Logic- every fact that Thomas has ever learned, and his, and these are his words, not mine, ‘the only braincell’. He makes the air quotes to go with the expression, but is also smiling fondly.

“Classic Thomas.”

“Yes, Valerie, I am inclined to agree. However, this is not specific to Thomas. Other people can, in fact, do what Thomas is. Lilly Singh is one of them- the reason that she and Thomas are even friends is because in high school Thomas caught her talking to one of her sides in the art room.”

“So wait-- we can summon sides too?!” asks Nico, and he and Camden look genuinely excited, but Thomas knows the answer to that question.

“Unfortunately no, not really. You have to have an extremely active imagination, and also be ‘innocent’, as society would put it. I’d say näive.”

“For example, I couldn’t make any more sides after i was fourteen, because I watched the news by then.” pipes in Thomas. Joan seems to process this first, nodding and grinning sardonically. “Ah yes, the news. Wrecking childhoods since forever.” everyone nods in gay syncing, because gay minds think at the same time.

Valerie suddenly speaks up; “So how many sides do you have, Thomas?”

Thomas perks up, because his sides are possibly his favourite metaphysical beings (as narcissistic as that might sound) “I have six! My logic, morality, both creativities- Kids and Family and PG13-and-up, anxiety and deceit! I have two creativities because of catholic guilt and my mind’s inherent need to cause chaos, I guess.”

“Valid” replied Valerie.

The rest of break passed by pretty smoothly, with questions being passed back-and-forth about what the sides truly were, considering they clearly were not just Thomas, and Virgil even felt okay enough to come in later! So that was good. Though he kind of wishes Remus had made fewer Heathers jokes- Camden was starting to look squeamish, even as Nico frantically took notes of gorey facts to use in his script.

Honestly, Thomas thought to himself. What was I scared of?

Irrational things. And rejection, replies Virgil in his head. He laughs and pulls him in for a hug, and tries as he might to deny it, Virgil is looking pretty chuffed.

[shadow-stalker99]

What memes/vines do the boys really like and which did you regret teaching them? - :)

I honestly regret none of them (apart from dabbing, yikes) and constantly feeding them memes/vines adds a little ~*spice*~ to life on the Marauder

As for favorites, Wrecker is really the only one who watches long compilations with me. He can actually quote a vast majority of them However, I have forced all of them to sit through at least one compilation so here are the main favorites

Hunter:

“Smack cam!” “Bitch I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead sonuva bitch I tell you that!”

“Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?”

“I didn’t get no sleep cause o’ yall! Y’all not gonna get no sleep cause o’ me!”

“I don’t wanna be cool any more” *throws glasses and they boomerang back* “Well I guess I don’t have a choice!” 

“Its summer! I got my hat on backwards and its time to fuckin party” *bonk*

“Put that candy back Im not buying you all that mess” *bonk* “Try me bitch”

“Why the fuck you lyin??”

“BOI IF YOU DONT-”

Crosshair: 

“I don’t need friends, they disappoint me” *pose*

“Today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down”

“Fuck ya chicken strips!” (bizarre but he lost it)

“Shut the *piano key* uup”

“Come get yall juice”

“I have no soul, have a nice day!” “I don’t have one either”

“It’s the good kush!” “It’s the dollar store, how could can it be?”

That completely giving up one staring him

Tech:

“Don’t fuck with me, I got the power of god and anime on my side. AHHH”

“When will you learn that your actions have consequences!?” 

“You’re all going to hell. Goodbye!” 

“We actually have the chip reader now” “oh yeah? hmmm” “oh its not gonna work with that kind of” *beep* “transaction completed”

“Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this”

“Ready to fuckin die?” “I’m a bad bitch you cant kill me!”

Wrecker:

“This bitch empty, YEET”

“Let me see what you have” “A KNIFE” “no!”

“So I’m standing there, barbeque sauce on my tiddies”

“Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does”

“I’m a giraffe!” 

That one of the girl riding down the ramp in the parking garage in the cart

“His hair? WACK” 

That one of the girl vibing while the smoke detector goes off

“AAAAHHHH GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH” “it don’t bite” “YES IT DO”

“HA GOT EM” 

“What’s 9+10?” “21?” “You stupid”

[paradisewithinpain]

i kinda have no motivation to write anything right now but i wanted to come up with a prompt list for the future! you can request up to 3 prompts and it can be a character x character or character x reader.

uh, i stole some of these from vines, tik tok, and other places and they’re kinda all over the place so, uh, i’m sorry?

 1. ... are you dumb or are you stupid

2. do you have- stop screaming it’s just me. do you have anymore soda?

3. you’re kinda cute when you smile

4. ok then, onto plan J

5. is that my jacket?

6. how do you put on a condom?

7. i really really like you. but i also wanna hit you with a chair

8. breathe if you love me

9. uh, i got you a stuffed animal?

10. can i pLEASE GET A WAFFLE

11. why is my vodka frozen?

12. awwww, you care about me

13. hm? you wanna repeat that for me babe?

14. you make me really happy

15. who did it? i’m not mad, i just wanna know

16. you wanna hug?

17. i lost my number, can i have yours?

18. please tell me you’re not simping for my sibling

19. did you brush your teeth? your breath kinda stinks

20. shouldn’t you have expired by now?

21. they’re really pretty

22. their hair looks like a rats nest

23. touch them again and i swear to god, i’ll rip your head off

24. well, that was an interesting turn of events

25. wow, you look amazing

26. when i’m with you, it’s like the world just stops

27. you like them????

28. you’re built like a burnt grape jolly rancher

29. ok but like, you’re dad’s kinda hot

30. i don’t need your hands all over me

31. can you stop simping over a fictional character? i’m literally right here

32. screw the rules

33. got any tequila?

34. i’d die for you, you know that

35. remember when we first met? you threw up on my shoes then ran away

36. i badazzled your phone case

37. will you marry me? again?

38. you don’t like me? well i don’t like me either so get in line

39. tickle me and i’ll break your fingers one by one

40. i wasn’t confessing to them, stupid! i was practicing so i could confess to you!

41. how are you still pretty when you cry

42. i love you so so much

43. can i hold your hand?

44. babe, that was my cousin

45. who told you that using the net as a blanket was a good idea?

46. YOUR MEAT IS DRIER THAN THE SAHARA DESERT

47. i was gone for two minutes, whAT HAPPENED???

48. would i ever lie to you?

49. dance with me

50. if you make one more vine reference i’m going to slap you

51. i have a baby in my belly!

52. uh, where are your eyebrows?

53. cuddles please!

54. look at his face! his dumb stupid face

55. you’re jealous aren’t you

56. what is he doing here?

57. i’m here for a good time, not a long time

58. that’s not cute thAT’S A CASE

59. so did god bless you with a pretty face but an ugly attitude

60. 5 feet apart cause they are gay but still in the closet

61. if i win i get all the kisses i want

62. your thighs are the best pillow

63. oh my god i love chipotle

64. you forgot to sign your confession letter???

65. our kids would be so cute

66. wait, so they don’t hate me?

67. stop pouting ya big baby, of course i still love you

68. are you high, drunk, or just plain stupid?

69. you hAVE A FOOT FETISH???

70. so you’re my boyfriend and a cult leader?

71, you drool when you sleep by the way

72. just let me love you

73. who are you to decide what i can and can’t do?

74. you deserve the world and the world deserves more people like you

75. so comparing hand sizes was just an excuse to hold my hand?

76. all i wanted was you

77. are you crying? ... i’ll be there in 5

78. i know, i know. it’s 2 am BUT!!! i brought food

79. i fell in love with an idiot

80. i’m in love with my best friend and i’m terrified

81. he felt unsafe so i gave him a knife

82. your texts are drier than my mom’s chicken

83. what’s.... mac n cheese?

84. if i told you i loved you would you lie to me?

85. i’ll see you soon, okay bub?

86. i’ll give you $20 if you put on the maid dress

87. did you just hit me with a volleyball?

88. you’re so much stronger than you’ll ever know

89. can i, uh, kiss you?

90. CALL AN AMBULANCE, CALL AN AMBULANCE! but not for me

91. i’m adopting you, you’re my child now

92. maybe if we wait just a little bit longer, a fuck will fall into my hand, and i can give it to you

93. god i need to see a chiropractor after carrying this entire group on my back

94. they could step on me and i’d say thank you

95. aside from being absolutely gorgeous, what else do you do for a living?

96. why you so obsessed with me? boy i wanna know

97. do wanna go get kicked out of IKEA with me?

98. shut up you’re LITERALLY A HEATHER

99. wanna be lonely together?

100. i love you, and i want the world to know

[coletteuwu]

helllo hello hellooooooo~

today i have decided to rank my favourite starkid+tbc musicals :)

now please keep in mind that these are based on my opinions & you have every right to agree/disagree, just don't be a dick to anyone and enjoy

(i havent seen ani, starship nor mamd, so these wont be included here)

#10 The Trail To Oregon!

nothing wrong with it, just not my cup of tea

good idea tho

your wagon is on fiREEE is iconic

humour was inconsistent and overall a bit too childish for my taste

boring

#9 Twisted

this is really controversial, but i practically fell asleep while watching it (maybe because i didnt grow up as a disney fan in a post-communist country)

dylan saunders did an amazing job and i love his singing and he kinda was carrying the whole show (yikes)

costume design was on point tho

also "no one remembers achmed" is one of my fave starkid songs

#8 Holy Musical B@man!

i actually dont have any criticism for hmb, because i think its very well executed and jokes are... good... i guess...

a pretty neutral one, bc the songs were kinda mediocre and so was the humour but i really liked joe walker as batman and nick lang as robin

batman has a cool plane

#7 Black Friday

the new style of the lang brothers is very cool and exciting

the plot was very well written, but it felt a bit,,, rushed?

like they were trying to cram tons of information into one play and for that reason i dont really come back to watch it

and at the same time the pace was a little too slow for my liking?

idk it felt a little off

but characters were iconic, acting was 12/10 (especially joey, lauren and dylan)

#6 Solve It Squad

ACTING ON POINT

comedy was well timed and relevant

brosenthal's scene where he plays all the hotel staff just left me like this -> :o

one of joey's best roles

lauren too

#5 AVPSY

the thing is, initially i wanted to put all the avp parts together but that would have been hard to catch so i guess we're doing this

t h e s o n g s (❤️❤️❤️❤️)

AJ delivers such a good lockhart

joey's sidekick is just mwah

the songs are just so fcking good ahh

they got the real luna!

really emotional

the best ending to the trilogy

in the middle i kinda skipped some scenes bc i got a little carried away

but the ending is just so GOOD

everything has an end.... (i cried a lot guys)

jeff's spider was i m m a c u l a t e

both brians & joe walker 😳❤️

i didnt like the scripts for the first 10 seconds but then after that i didnt even notice them

#4 AVPS

one of the best intros in starkid (if we cannot move forward, why shouldn't we move back? gives me chills everytime)

lucius malfoy is so hot and terrifying at the same time idk if im scared or turned on

story was a little inconsistent and i missed quirrell and the lack of brian rosenthal, but thats okay i can settle for a seamus finnigan

JOE WALKER IN A DRESS. THATS IT THATS THE TWEET.

ron is canonically bicurious????

comedy on point

the best soundtracks in starkid, come @ me im not scared to fight

like for real who wrote the music i just wanna hug them and give them every penny i got to work with them

#3 The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

lets get the criticism out of the way first

i see that they tried to write the music in the same theme, but some songs were repetitive and jeff's falsetto screaming kinda got boring

not your seed is not that good of a song

corey got me in the fEELS

joey's homeless man was iconic

first i didnt like paul's acting but it grew on me and now i love it

LET IT OUT IS THE BEST SONG OF THE PLAY. PERIODT.

the best written starkid show :)

comedy was, again, relevant and well timed

overall, i loved the simplicity of the design

prof. hidgens = hips™

#2 AVPM

i may be biased bc of nostalgia and bc it was the first starkid musical i ever saw but idc

not that well written, but its just so damn entertaining

QUIRRELMORT

different as can be is just chef's kiss

the chemistry between brian and joe is so good

I CAME HOME

*soft boi brian in a jail dress with a fist in his mouth*

everything just started from there

red vines

snape <3

STARKID POTTER, MOONSHOES POTTER

a gift that is lauren lopez as malfoy

the funniest starkid show idcidc

i was a huge potterhead growing up and hp is so important to my life -> thats why the avp trilogy means so much to me

#1 Spies Are Forever

i saw it recently and im mad i didnt watch it earlier

joey is so hot with a british accent

the history behind all of the show just makes it so good, 1950-60 was the scariest time to be gay and it portrays everything about living in the shadows of the cold war perfectly

choreo on point (thank you lauren)

mary kate as tatiana is very dangerous for my weak bi heart

good music

VERY WELL WRITTEN (PROPS TO BRIAN, COREY AND JOEY)

i really like spy movies so

the whole ordeal that is baron von nazi played by brian rosenthal, a jew

wizz waffle fries

glitter waka waka

i just really love brian rosenthal

the ending :'((((((

torture tango and one step ahead = thats some good shit

joe walker as deadliest man alive oh boy oh boy let me tell you about how much of a latte hottay he is in saf

i LOVE that tati and curt are in a platonic relationship, it just throws the stereotypes out of the window

the whole scene where joey and curt fight

[peterparkerincorrectquotes]

Ok so tell me your headcanons of the most iconic and gen z stuff you think peter has done in the suit on patrol

ok he’s iconic in general. when is he not iconic? he’s literally a walking meme this’ll be easy

•  he definitely recreates vines. not even to videotape them. just for fun. just cuz he feels like it. he’s just vibin’

peter, sneaking up on a pair of criminals arguing about their evil scheme: can I get a waffle?? can I PLEASE get a waffle???

•  and he just eats snacks while on patrol sometimes. like, imagine you’re a criminal mastermind, and you’ve been planning a huge heist for months or even YEARS. and this kid in an obnoxiously red suit, eating a Big Mac with the mustard on the TOP of the bun, just WHIPS YOUR ASS. while holding the burger in one hand. like imagine that. the humiliation. the disappointment. the anger. the memes.

•  if peter meets a criminal more than once, he absolutely remembers their name, yet purposely gets it wrong.

criminal: it is I, Silver Claws—

peter: oh ya ya I remember you, Steel Nails

criminal: no, it’s—

peter: oh right Metallic Acrylics

criminal: wh— no!!

peter: my bad, I meant Iron Phalanges

criminal: ok now you’re just being mean

•  he definitely blares meme songs from his phone while he beats the shit out of assholes. I mean. can u picture that. like. peter DESTROYING a piece of shit to megalovania. that’s genuinely the funniest idea. 

peter: birds are singing.... flowers are blooming....

criminal: what

peter: on days like these.....

criminal: dude what r u on what r u smokin

peter: thots like you should be bURNING IN HELL *charges him*

criminal: whAT THE FUCK

•  probably songs like Running in the 90s, Africa by Toto, September, All Star, We Are Number One, the Kahoot theme, definitely Old Town Road... Wii Shop Bling if he’s really feelin’ it. 

•  he’s just... he’s the hero NY deserves. sorry tony, scoot over, make some room for a true gen z icon. 

[ikesengoficss]

Sasuke really is a meme-lord! Can I make a request, please? How would Oda + Uesugi-Takeda Forces react to a rather calm MC who suddenly burst out laughing because Sasuke is making memes and vines references? I don't know if I'm clear, sorry ;; I love your writting! I followed you on your previous blog and am so happy to see you find something you love to write about once more. I wish you the best ~

hahah! I love this! Sure~ and I’ll try to implement some of my favorite vines into this! I hope you enjoy, please leave your feedback!!

*** as of now, I will only be doing four of the warlords. This is a recent change that I have made after this was request was sent. I put the warlords through a randomizer to narrow down the four. Please understand why I am doing so. The rules of request have been updated for when they are open again. 

REQUESTS ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED

Please enjoy :) 

Hideyoshi, Ieyasu, Yukimura and Shingen reacting to a calm MC suddenly bursting out laughing due to Sasuke making meme and vine references

Hideyoshi Toyotomi

Vine Reference: Can I get a waffle? 

You’re usually so quiet and timid, so to hear a suddenly shrill laugh from you, he’s kinda shook.

He’s also a little confused on how two men quarreling in the street, prompting your weird landscaper friend into standing awkwardly behind the two fighting, asking for a waffle, is funny.

And then of course, “What is a waffle?”

Your face is really red afterwards, and mamayoshi is suddenly incredibly concerned and panicking over your flushed cheeks. 

“It’s just… I don’t like to laugh out loud like that. I don’t like my laugh,” you admit sheepishly.

Hideyoshi is a little bit flabbergasted. He actually loves your laugh, and it was really refreshing, even if he was confused, to see you so happy and bubbly. He wants to hear it more! 

“Well, I love your laugh,” he chuckles, brushing a strand of hair behind your ears, “and I want to hear it as much as possible.”

In order to accomplish that, he’s going to be saying ‘waffles’ a lot, because he’s under the impression that word is what made you laugh so hard. 

Ieyasu Tokugawa

Sasuke is weird, and by him saying, “It’s Wednesday, my dudes,” none the less on a fucking Tuesday, than screaming like an orangoutang into the air only proves it.

But you are weird too, because you’re laughing at it, and he’s never seen you laugh so uncontrobly as you clutch your sides— how can this be remotely funny?

“It’s Tuesday, idiot.”

However, he’s going to be thinking about it for the rest of the day— not whatever Sasuke said, but the way you laughed. 

He’s heard you laugh before, sure, but never like you did for Sasuke just then. And in truth, he feels a little bit bitter towards Sasuke for that, because as your boyfriend, he wants to be the one to make you laugh like that.

Being the wonderful person you are, you obviously can tell something is wrong by he extra grumpy facade Ieyasu has for the rest of the day. 

“I’ve never been able to make you laugh like that. I fail to see how saying the wrong day of the week is funny, but clearly to you it is, and I’ve never been able to see that. I guess I can’t help but feel a little jealous.”

You smile lightly, surprising Ieyasu a little as you move yourself to sit on his lap, straddling him. “Ieyasu, trust me when I say, you have said or done some things that have actually made me want to laugh like that. But I always want to stay calm and composed for you. So I promise you next time, I won’t hold back, and I’ll let you see just how much you make me laugh and smile,

“no matter how loud or out of character I might be!”

Yukimura Sanada

Your laugh is so sweet, abrupt as it is, and he’s going to be incredibly jealous and a little upset that he’s been unable to get you to laugh like that.

He may even ask Sasuke to teach him of these ‘vines’ so he can bring out that laugh in you. 

“I’ve taught you everything to know, now is your chance,” Sasuke says, fist pumping his b-hef-theft. “Go get her.” 

“I’ve got this, I’ve got this,” he’s mumbling to himself.

He approaches you talking to Shingen. You give him the most gorgeous smile he’s ever seen— he wants to hug you right then and there, but he has a mission, and that’s to make his calm and precious girlfriend laugh as hard as Sasuke did. 

He takes a final breath, and—

“Yukimura, how are—“

“I’ve never went to Oovoo Javer.”

You… are so shook. The two of you are just staring at each other for a minute as you’re trying to calculate in your head what he just said.

He really thinks he messed up for a moment, but the gods must have been on his side because suddenly you’re howling with laughter, hunching forward to hold your sides, and wiping the tears that have formed in your eyes.

Precious boy is giving himself a little victory pump. And Sasuke is giving a thumbs up from the side lines.

“Never… did I ever,” you say between breaths, “think you’d ever say that.” 

Shingen Takeda

Sasuke came tumbling down from the ceiling, with as stoic a face as ever, saying, “Good evening,”  

Your calm and quiet persona is one of his favorite things about you. You’re always so relaxed and self-sufficient.

But when he hears you laugh so… booming,

 he’s really surprised, and he absolutely loves it. 

Like Hideyoshi, and thinking waffle is the key to your laughter, he may fall under the impression that, “Good Evening,” is what made you laugh so much. 

But you don’t react to it as much as you did when Sasuke did it. In fact, you just smile and say it back to him with a kiss to the cheek. he loves that and all but he wants to make you laugh. 

He’ll probably ask you about it, and you’ll explain the modern day ‘vine.’

If you ever return to the future again, for whatever reason, you’ll show him a whole compilation and everything, and he might find a few funny, but overall, he’ll be more concentrated on you.

The way your eyes just crinkle and your smile widens. And you lean back into him holding your sides. He loves it and he’s never thought you more beautiful. 

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