#randomly switches between extra and fgo

[fakepriest]

@artificile​

‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’

VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS (gladly accepting)

Despite not being the ‘version’ of himself that she is more familiar with, the priest has the feeling that he will always be nothing but ‘the shady shopkeeper’ to the girl. He would absolutely love to hear about this other self of his, one day--the tales are certain to be simply... riveting. 

It is truly fortunate for her that he is not in charge of any shop whatsoever, in here--although judging by her pleading eyes and tone of voice, she really expects him to just conjure a... waffle appear out of thin air or something of the sort. Did the one she knew do that, by any chance? What a terribly useful ability, that would be.

But his attention should be focused on her, and not on such trivial musings; how rude of him to ignore a poor soul in dire need of sugar.

“I do not know. Can you?”