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what do you guys think jack's hobbies are??
like, outside of murdering his workers and taking over an entire planet, what do ya think he does on the weekends??
throw ur headcanons at me i wanna hear em
#handsome jack#borderlands#for me it's like- he really likes movies#and space- as previously mentioned on this blog#he likes movies and video games and cooking but im drawing a blank on everything else#he would not like reading he doesnt have the attention span for that#movie wise he'd like action and sci-fi and video games he'd like shooters#he's obsessed with aliens#i know he really like animals and like- science and shit so i feel like he'd spent a lot of time in R&D#and that man loves shopping my god#but throw me ur jack hcs!! i wanna know what ur guy's jacks get up to lol
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my father discovered analog horror why can't i have nice things here
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Um.. Superman.. what that thing stuck on your cape?
Clark's brain short circuit for a moment as he just got back of flying at great speed in the middle of deep space to thrown one of Lex's giants bombs destroy the city and come back in record time.
He turn a bit to look at his cape to see a tiny humanoid starlight dust covered child with white hair, glowing full green that look like white specks stars were implanted themselves into his big ol eyes, nawing on a handful of stardust with inhumanly sharp itsy bitsy fangs.
A small yet floating crown that look similar to one of Nasa pictures of far out space.
Did he just accidentally abducted an royal alien child/teen?
#dc x dp#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#dcxdp#danny is the ghost king#Danny's core is space#he eats stardust like a cat on catnip#all j'onn could hear in his mind is an beautiful universal documentary of space along with a guy singing space is so cool in the background#Danny's core took the main pilot of his mind and went apesht on stardust throughout the universal#there are some otherwordly aliens spaceshifts that got totally destroyed during Danny's adventures#another having full on cults that talks about this otherwordly being saving their planets from space invaders#the green lanterns are very concerned on how Superman accidentally kidnapped a alien that wanted alive in other part of the universe#one green lantern is looking as if he just saw his most beloved role model and wouldn't stop speaking in his native tongue with excitement#meanwhile in Danny's dimension is just a normal Tuesday since danny just left on his 3 month vacation as ghost king#danny accidentally thought Superman's cape was something kyptonian and his obsession explode with i wanna touch that#got a free ride along with it
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america stuff

#the demons won 💔#I can’t believe I’m drawing Hetalia fanart again in 2025#what 3 days of being in the country without internet does to someone#I actually have more drawings I might post them too#world politics are so shit rn sometimes you need to imagine countries as stupid people so you can beat the shit out of them#I’ve actually seen a lot of resurgence of Hetalia lately#this is probably a recession indicator#I have like very mixed feelings about the show as a whole#actually the entire reason I have a tumblr account in the first place was because I wanted to see Hetalia fanart in middle school 💀#anyway seeing the new stuff show up on my dash after so many years made me feel nostalgic#I have a lot of issues with the characterization but I think America is the best out of all of them#like yeah of course he has a weird obsession with conspiracies and aliens and of course his roommate is an alien but he never acknowledges i#simultaneously a normal guy and also a hydrogen bomb#does the second one count as rusame? idk#*first#anyway I have more stuff I just though I’d compile the Alfred ones#hetalia#aph hetalia#aph america#aph russia#hetalia america#alfred f jones#hetalia russia#ivan braginsky#my art#art#fanart#sketch#haliai art
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Hal: Man, these cookies are great. Could really use some milk tho-
Kilowog: Milk? Are you still an infant? I know I call you immature a lot but I legitimately thought you were an adult.
Hal: Ha! Don't worry 'Wog, I'm not a kid. I just like milk. Lots of humans continue to drink it after infancy.
Sinestro: So it's common for your species to consume liquid food from your mothers even into adulthood?
Hal: Well, not from our mothers, it's usually cow's milk-
Kilowog: Usually?? You mean that it's normal for you humans to suck on another animal's-
Hal: No! We have farms for collecting milk and it's sold in-
Tomar-Re: There is a whole industry for this... practice? We thought Abin was joking when he told us about how odd your planet is.
Hal: Hey, milk is an integral part of human culture and life on Earth! We've even named our galaxy "the Milky Way!" The word "galaxy" itself is derived from an ancient word for milk!
Sinestro: And here I thought Arkkis would be the strangest student I'd ever trained...
#Abin: they can make milk from plants but they still choose to harvest it from animals!#wait til they hear about cheese#in reality the Corps is made up of thousands of various alien species so humanity's milk obsession is just one of many oddities#like Arkkis Chummuck (the guy mentioned by Sinestro) actually got his ring after he killed and ate his predecessor#hal jordan#kilowog#sinestro#tomar re#abin sur#green lantern#green lantern corps#dc comics#incorrect green lantern quotes
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the new sub special made me love ten a LOOOT more n thanks to my bESTIEEEEE @cdmodule i am. kind of obsessed with loser x ten . i dont know how this never crossed my mind before but i see the light now thanks man . heart emoji
ten very much isnt used to having this much attention put on him (like YES the others love him but . have we really seen them give him more special attention that he needs ? *looks around* im sure loser gets that feeling)
+ the human & algebralien stuff is just. hes really curious abt people so this is a little overwhelming for him . little freak thang
#tpot#bfb#bfdi#xfohv#gijinka#humanization#xfohv ten#ten xfohv#bfb loser#loser bfb#winner tpot#tpot winner#nate.art#idol cube#my friend is so smart shes sooo smart ive been so obsessed i hope i can draw more of them . eventually . they are a very cute pair#suggestive#<- IT RLLY IS FINE HES JSUT CURIOUS but im like ohh you little faggot number#i just rlly love it when theres a alien creature thing thats curious abt humans n stuff#hes curious abt body hair and also god. she is soft . like a tedy bear 🧸
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DPxDC: Jarro Adopts an Alien
Ok, so Danny has a space obsession and a protection obsession (I headcanon that as a halfa, Danny has two obsessions like all Halfas do which makes them unique to other ghosts.) and so while he can get his fill protecting people in Amity, he struggles with his space obsession. Sure, he can look up everything he can about space and the stars on the internet. He can stay up until 2 am looking at the stars (who needs sleep? He’s a ghost, he can go days, or even weeks without sleep if he wants, same with a lack of air or food.) but it’s just not enough. He craves to learn more, see more. Just as Dani gets that itch to travel, Danny wonders. What would it be like to see the stars up close? Are they really as hot as a dragons fire breath? Hotter!? Or maybe they are so hot they are cold. What does it look like to see plasma dancing across the surface, or touch the gasses of Jupiter? Does Pluto have ice caves like the far frozen? How many planets are actually out there? What about Mars. There’s a whole species living there with a language and culture Danny can’t even fathom! Oh what he wouldn’t give to talk with martian manhunter or Superman.
And what’s stopping him from exploring this? He can fly. He doesn’t need air. He can go intangible if it gets too hot and he’s practically immune to the cold. He wants to touch a space rock! See if they are smooth because there is no wind or earth to rub against them and erode the surface. He wants to see what planets they come from. What minerals they might have. He wants to know if there are currents in space. All of these things are right there just above the atmosphere. Surely it couldn’t hurt to take a quick peek. So he does. During a particularly bad day Danny flies as fast as he can until the earth’s gravity looses its effects. Until his hair is floating as of it’s in water even more than normal. Until he can feel when breathing no longer became a choice (still not necessary though). And it…was beautiful. To be surrounded by space. To see the earth like this. Pictures just didn’t do it Justice. He flew across the solar system and as he passed planets, he longed to fly through them. To search every crevice and learn their secrets. But he had a bigger prize in mind at the moment. The crown jewel of their universe. The closest star he could find. The sun.
Danny was mesmerized. The plasma really did dance across the surface. Like a never ending performance of science and beauty. There were sparks that few in arcs. Danny flew down and played in them, making a game to see how many he could fly under. His ghost core purred in delight. His obsession had never been more satisfied. He spent hours out there. Just exploring what his solar system had to offer. So when he returned? He couldn’t just forget. Pictures and online science theories had nothing on the real thing. He wanted to explore some more. So he did. Every night he would go out and explore the cosmos. Flying from planet to planet. (Either the Martians were still around and Danny made friends with them, even learning their language, or he just looks at their ruins to learn as much as he can). And with both obsessions now being filled, Danny is more settled. More confident. And he can focus better. Everyone notices the change, even his teachers. They just think that he’s paying more attention to his education now. He’s even better during his ghost fights.
But Danny can fly awfully fast. And he soaks up information even faster. Soon his trips take longer and longer as he flies further out. Sometimes he can barely make it back in time for school. And he can't go every night. Sometimes the ghosts won’t wait for daytime so he has to make sure the town will be safe in his absence. Although he’s been able to take more trips ever since Valerie joined the vigilante ranks. But still, he’s getting farther and farther from earth each night. Until one day he’s visited every planet, every star, every comet or debris in their solar system. Which would be fine. He could deal with that if that was all there was. But it wasn’t. Danny saw the stars just out of reach. He saw places the Milky Way was leaning towards. He saw just the barest hints of new solar systems with new planets and stars. And he knew of legends from lanterns that they had posted online. Heard tales from some scientists that have made better telescopes. And his core itches. It aches to know more. See more. Yet he can't go further. And this puts him in a sort of depression. Suddenly he’s back to his old self. Lagging behind. Distracted. Zoning out. Crashing into a few more buildings during ghost attacks. Yet he tries so hard to be satisfied with what he has. He can still fulfill his obsession…it’s just more like chewing on a granola bar rather than eating a decent meal. He’s almost becoming lethargic.
So one day he goes to Frostbite to see if there’s anything he can do to lessen the effects. But the yeti just takes one look at him and gives him the infimap. And suddenly Danny is in a whole new universe in seconds. The planets are purple. The stars are blue. He’s pretty sure there are furry blob-like creatures living on one of those planets. And suddenly he gets that itch, but holding the infimap, he knows he had time, so he lets himself go.
And for a while it’s good. great even. Since he can’t keep asking the yetis for the infimap, he goes over to Wulf to see if he’s up for an adventure. Most of the time he is and they go exploring the galaxies together. And then Wulf had the genius idea of teaching Danny how to make portals. It took a long time but soon, he could concentrate the surrounding ectoplasm enough to weaken it and pull. It took a while since Danny didn’t have ecto claws and would have to use his pure will. But this would allow him to follow his obsession anytime, anywhere. So it was only a matter of time. And once he figured it out? It was like something was unlocked. Danny had never before understood how Ellie could travel so much. But now he did. That feeling when you discover something new. When you add to your reservoir of knowledge. When the patterns in the universe just click. There is nothing Danny could compare it to. And to explore that whenever he wanted? It was so freeing. While Wulf sometimes still joined Danny’s adventures, Danny did most of his explorations by himself.
He meets various planets and aliens. So many different cultures. He learns thousands of languages. Tries all kinds of foods (and it’s a good thing his ghost self has an iron stomach and he’s basically poison resistant.) even found a whole comet where blood blossoms grew. (Which he most definitely avoided). And wasn’t that fascinating? To find out they were from space.
And then during his travels one day he met a space alien starfish.
It was actually a funny story. A meteor shower was about to attack a planet of talking blue monkey creatures with 4 arms. Danny immediately started diverting them and was soon joined by some lantern corps (which his inner fanboy wanted to talk to so bad.). And a tiny starfish in a…Robin uniform? Oh and the starfish could apparently do martial arts which was interesting to watch him karate chop a meteor. He could also talk directly into Danny’s head which the halfa found more interesting. So they got to talking and apparently his name was Jarro. He seemed to be helping the lantern corps as a ‘proxy from earth’ to make better use of his skills.
Danny would run into Jarro a few more times. Sometimes he was with Lanterns and sometimes he would just be exploring the galaxies. They started forming a pretty strong friendship and Danny would start seeking out the starfish alien to travel with him. He knew all kinds of space facts. Apparently he had an eidetic memory. When they explored, sometimes Jarro would just stick to part of Danny. Wrapped around his arm, his waist, sometimes just sticking to his back like a strange backpack. But they always had fun.
So Danny was happy. He could fulfill both obsessions and got a space pal. Everything was great!
Until the GIW caught him.
It would probably be the worst day of his life. There was an explosion in the lab. Something set up by them after they realized Danny frequented that place often. So they set a trap and blew it up. Thankfully, Jazz was at college during this but both his parents were home. When the explosion went off, Danny had tried putting a Barrier around them all. It took everything he had to maintain it. That’s how they found out he was phantom. Danny had a few moments where his parents said they accepted him but he couldn’t hold the barrier for long. His parents said that they loved him and then everything went green. He woke up in a lab, tired and injured. His only saving grace being that he remained in phantom form. And he was determined to remain so.
Danny’s time at the GIW was a haze but eventually, he managed to escape. Bleeding, and tired, and still recovering from the burns in the explosion, Danny made a portal straight to Amity. Only when he got there, it was a ghost town. Streets were empty, buildings were boarded up. Even the Nasty Burger was deserted. As for his house, there was nothing but a crater left and some scattered debris. Danny looked everywhere but there was no one. No Jazz. No Sam. No Tucker. No one. and he was tired. And everything hurt, and he needed a friend. Someone he could trust. So in a daze he made a portal and tried to just project safe. Safe safe safe. Somewhere he knew he would be protected. And so Jarro got a surprise when his space buddy suddenly popped out of a green portal, bleeding green and clearly passed out. He didn't know what to do. He didn’t know how to help him. But Jarro knew someone who would.
So with a speed never before seen from a tiny starfish, he flew to earth. Bringing his friend straight to his father. Because surely batman could help!
And with his appearance, the green blood, the knowledge of space facts. The lack of wanting to talk about where he came from (and the nightmares crying out for his parents). This is how the bats became convinced that Jarro brought them an injured alien.
#Dpxdc#dcxdp#Kizzer55555 ideas#Danny has space and protection obsession.#Danny can make portals.#Good parents Fenton. But they die. (Sorry.)#Danny and Jarro are space brothers#The bats think Danny is an alien. Danny is unaware of this. Actually Danny is unconscious. He’s not aware of anything.#Danny is very confused why he wakes up in a mansion with a billionaire.#Amity Parkers have slowly been moving away because of ghost attacks. But at the time it was manageable.#When the Fentons house exploded and caused the first casualties everyone evacuated. Making Amity basically get shut down.#Amity becomes a literal ghost town.#Jazz Sam and Tucker think Danny died in the explosion.#Jazz was actually there. She got caught in the edge of the portal explosion which wasn’t as powerful as the core of the blast.#Instead of killing her it changed her into a halfa. So now she has to figure out new ghost powers while processing the death of her family.#(She is put into foster care where she meets a certain speedster that also has red hair.)#Ellie learns of Amity but keeps traveling. She hates staying in one place and focusing on her obsession helps her grieve.#(Her other obsession is family.)#Jazz has never met Ellie.
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You want me to tell you about my favorite character?
Sure, but before I give you a two-hour speech about how complex and well-developed this character is, how many emotions they evokes in me, and how much I would sacrifice for them, let me first cry for half an hour about what this character had to go through.
#While writing this I had Jean Moreau mainly in my mind because he (as my new obsession) is... *cries*#jean moreau#neil josten#andrew minyard#all for the game#aftg#the sunshine court#fruits basket#tohru honda#kyo sohma#yuki sohma#lu guang#link click#blue lock#bllk#hiori yo#jujutsu kaisen#fushiguro megumi#yuji itadori#cheng xiaoshi#kaz brekker#grishaverse#alnst ivan#alien stage#alnst#inej ghafa#newt#the maze runner#izuku midoriya#my hero academia
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i caved im gonna try to draw fluff daily if not then assume im coming up with ideas
birb...whimdy...
#hes so small#i love gim#stupid blue jester obsessing over green birb#his friends dont approve#smh#oooo maybe i should do more alien jestergem#that would be silly#maybe i can do that alien meme#sillies#ok sorry for rambljng time for tags#art#artists on tumblr#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cookie run fanart#cookie run ovenbreak#wind archer cookie#wind archer crk#jestergem#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#wind archer x shadow milk#shadow milk x wind archer#shadowarcher#fluffy jestergem#<- omg new tag#yay
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It's getting dark, darling, too dark to see [Bjorn x afab!Reader] [part 1 of 2]

Your friends are dead. Their blood still soaks your hands, their screams fill the silence of the night. But Bjorn is there, through it all. Sole survivors Bjorn x fem!reader
Next Part
A/N: not me caving and writing Bjorn x Reader FJZKVMSKFKD I am in DEEP in this fandom my brain is rotting and I am SO fucking obsessed, so have this random ass lil fic I just wrote! Title of the fic from Thistle & Weeds by Mumford and Sons! This is gonna be some angsty shit so buckle in, it's gonna be a LOT and this is only the first part
Warnings for the series: general alien themes, MAJOR character death, blood, graphic depictions of violence, trauma, trauma bonding, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unprotected sex (wrap it up folks!), technical cousin incest (Kay/Bjorn), childbirth
The hauler is silent, save for the odd mechanical rumble or beeping from the cockpit.
Not even a few hours ago, you were all laughing here, dreaming of the future you would all have on Yvaga, the fact that you would all feel sunlight on your skin, breathe in fresh air.
Only two of you would.
Bjorn sits on the floor not far from you, cradling Kay's lifeless body. His eyes haven't left her face, her pale, grey face.
Kay was always smiling, always had a twinkle in her eye, a laugh in her throat. Kay had been too sweet for Jackson, Kay had been the exact kind of person who deserved to live a full and happy life on Yvaga, to bask in the sunshine that would never be quite as warm as her.
Kay was dead, now. Killed by the child she'd tried so hard to protect this entire journey.
You can't stop staring at her.
Her skin now void of colour, her eyes still open in horror, her lower half soaked in blood. If the creature hadn't killed her, then the blood loss would have.
The hauler cruises through the stars on autopilot. Rain had set the course for Yvaga and-
Rain.
You almost throw up.
You'd seen it, on the cameras. As Bjorn sobbed and pleaded with Kay to not leave him, as her blood soaked his clothes and her breathing stopped in his arms, you had seen the security footage of Rain dangling from the cable, that thing piercing the helmet she was wearing.
Then you had heard it, Rain managing to hit the audio button on her helmet, how she had screamed at you to close the hatch, to seal her and the creature out.
"Rain, you'll die-" you had shrieked, fingers panicky, hovering over the buttons with uncertainty.
"But the rest of you will live!" she had fired back, shrieking again as the creature continued to pierce the glass of her helmet. "[Y/N], please, PLEASE-"
You'd done it, collapsing to the floor unable to watch as the hatch closed, as it severed the cable Rain was attached to. Unable to watch your friend be sent to death by your hand.
You still sit on the cold metal floor, staring at Kay, at Bjorn, who's more quiet than you've ever seen him. His eyes are haunted, silent tears streaking down his cheeks, his chest heaving with every breath he takes, as if it pains him to do so.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out why.
He'd seen Navarro with a creature bursting free from her chest, seen her body twitch and twitch until it went oh so very still. Had seen his cousin stabbed through the chest, being dragged and flung around like a puppet before his blood had rained down upon you all from where the Xenomorph had taken him, his screams falling to choked whimpers that were more nauseating than the stabbing itself. Had seen Kay, sweet Kay, be impaled through her shoulder, had witnessed her taking th compound, giving birth in a spray of blood and gore to the creature that had stolen her life.
Her baby.
His baby.
It's not hard to realise who the "asshole" father of her child is, not when he's sobbing and clutching onto her corpse as if it alone will bring her back.
It should surprise you. But it doesn't.
They'd always been close, having met before Tyler's father had adopted her when she was 8.
They should have raised their baby together on Yvaga, a sweet young couple with their cute baby. You imagine it having Kay's curls, her warmth, Bjorn's eyes, his cheeky grin.
But no. There are no happy endings to be found here.
"Bjorn," you speak up, for the first time in hours. His eyes don't leave Kay. Your voice cracks. "Bjorn, you have to let her go."
"No."
It's said so simply, so matter of fact, as if he can't fathom such a thing.
"She's dead-"
"I fuckin' know," he snaps back, icy eyes meeting yours. "I know! She's-" a shaky exhale, more of a shudder than anything else, as he leans down, touching his forehead to Kay's, as he rocks her back and forth for a moment. "I know." he repeats, hoarse, almost childlike.
You fall silent again, giving him time to process, to grieve her, to grieve all of them.
He finally exhales sometime later, a sigh of anguish, as he presses a kiss to her forehead, as his lips linger on her skin for the last time. "I love you," you hear him murmur into the crown of her hair, he lets out a sob. "Alright? I love you. It's always, always been you."
And with that, he leans back, hands shakily unclasping her necklace and pocketing it.
His red rimmed eyes meet yours, and he nods firmly. You raise on shaky legs and move over to him, helping him gently move Kay to the floor.
"Rain's dead." you inform him, blandly, your stomach still churning with the horror of it all.
"Wondered where she'd fucked off to." he remarks as you stand side by side, your fingers brushing against one another's.
"Andy's dead too." you add, and he remains silent, jaw clenching. "Processors just... stopped, I think, after Rain..."
"His prime directive failed." Bjorn says, slowly, after a moment, eyes landing on Andy's still form in the corridor, the milky white of his blood having pooled down into the grates. "He shut down once he knew about Rain."
You scrub a hand down your bloody face (Tyler's, you think), and sigh.
What a fucking mess it all is.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
You both fall into silence once more.
Kay and Andy's bodies are gone. You'd wrapped them both in the blankets Kay had brought along with her, ones she'd hoped to use for the baby.
Bjorn had looked close to throwing up at the sight of them, and had promptly suggested using those in place of any other materials you may find useful.
The bodies had been wrapped in the blankets, soft, pretty things, so unlike the harshness of Jackson. Neither of you had said anything as you'd pressed the button to open the airlock, watching the bodies disappear into deep space.
You cling tight to each others hands, staring at the now closed airlock.
Tyler would say something heartfelt, something moving, would make you laugh through the pain of it all.
But Tyler is dead too.
You are all that remains, you and Bjorn.
"...the course is all set for Yvaga." You inform him, quietly, and he nods.
"Right."
"We should... probably start figuring out what to do."
"Right."
"Bjorn-" your voice cracking is what prompts him to finally look at you. "-don't. Don't do that. Don't disappear."
You wouldn't be able to bear it. Watching Bjorn-- Bjorn who was so full of life, always cracking a joke or a quip, always rolling his eyes and cheekily grinning, who always had something to say no matter what-- fade and fade into a shell of himself.
"Why shouldn't I?" he asks, oh so broken, so unlike the man he is. "Give me one good fuckin' reason-"
"I can't lose you too," you whisper, shattered, fingers tightening around his. "It's selfish, I know, but you're- I just can't lose someone else, okay?"
It sends him into silence again, his fingers tightening around yours to the point of near pain. You don't mind it. Keeps you grounded, reminds you that you're not alone. That, despite it all, despite the horrors you had faced, you're alive, and you're not alone.
"So, what do we do about these fuckin' cryopods, then? Could use a sleep after all that." he lets go, turning to face the pods, scratching at the stubble on his cheek.
You take one last look at the airlock before joining him.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
You argue over who goes in first. In the end, Bjorn wins, and it's purely because you recognise the tightness of his shoulders, the panic in his eyes.
He wanted you to go in first because of what had happened to Kay.
Logically, it's silly, and you both realise this. You're not pregnant, nor have you taken the compound. But the last time he'd watched someone go in...
You get it completely.
"You promise you'll get into a pod right away?" you ask, down to your tank top and underwear, your ruined clothes having been immediately shoved into the garbage shute.
"Got a few things to finish up, first." he says, down to his boxers and a fresh t-shirt, Kay's necklace now around his neck. "Gonna clean the place up a bit, so we don't wake up to..."
You nod, rubbing the back of your neck. "Don't do anything stupid while I'm out, okay?"
"Oh, fuckin' charmin' one you are, love," he bites back, rolling his eyes. "Bloke offers to clean the place and you imply he's thick or summit. S'why you're single."
You can't help but smile. You'd take the insults over the silence any day.
"Mean it though, Bjorn. You finish up with that, then you get right into a pod."
"Fuckin' christ, alright, mum."
You look at each other a moment, your hands teaching out and finding each others, all without taking your eyes off of one another.
"You ready?" he asks you, fingers clutching yours tight. His palm is clammy, his fingers calloused from working the mines from the age of sixteen.
"No." You say, quite honestly, leaning your head against your joined hands for a moment, your breath leaving you in disjointed bursts. Bjorn crouches by the pod, tipping his head forward to lean against yours, his other hand coming up to stroke theough your hair.
"You've gotta lay back, love," he murmurs, eyes shut tight and voice shaky. "C'mon, the next nine years are gonna be gone in the blink of an eye, and we're gonna get to Yvaga and..." he trails off, as the realisation that his plans haven't panned out the way he'd expected. He swallows, hard, pressing a kiss to your head. "We figure out how the fuck to live again, alright? Maybe get drunk, too."
You bark out a little laugh, letting go of his hand and laying back in your pod. "Could use some beer after all of this."
"I have fuckin' incredible ideas, don't I?" he grins, just a little, moving to the end of the pod.
You look at each other for a moment, before you nod. Bjorn presses a few buttons on the screen and with a hiss, your pod starts to close.
His solemn eyes are the last thing you see before sleep claims you.
#bjorn alien romulus#spike fearn#bjorn x reader#bjorn alien romulus x reader#alien romulus#alien#romulus#x reader#kay harrison#Tyler harrison#navarro alien romulus#rain carradine#andy alien romulus#i am OBSESSED with this movie goddamn#and Bjorn is one of my faves he's so fascinating to me
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Vidcund's room
#his fave colour is pink and he's obsessed with plants#and aliens and cowplants and also fitness#mine#the sims 2#ts2#sims 2#strangetown#ts2 build#strangetown makeover#2 cover up road#the curious household*#sims 2 strangetown#ts2 strangetown#interior*#vidcund curious#residential lot*
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i know it wasn't just a dream
(au info: here)
#alien stage#alnst#alnst till#alnst ivan#ivantill#alien stage invasion#lazers art#AAGH HI IM BACK AFTER 3 MONTHS#i promise i didnt forget about this au shes my precious baby#ummmm i dont think i need to elaborate much but if it wasnt clear this was the inciting incident#that made my au till obsessed with the supernatural !!#there is something that happens after he loses consciousness but till is my pov main character in this so for now the rest is a mystery....#unless you wanna ask me about it. im not immune to spilling the beans#also if it was not clear till cannot understand the aliens. i think it was clear enough but was not 100% sure#i really tried to play with colors here i hope they turned out ok#i also like never draw children i hope they look okay too#ive had the basic idea for this comic in particular like since i posted my au intro#so im glad she exists now#i still dont have a 100% idea on how exactly till would recognize that ivan is the same alien he saw as a kid but it happens somehow#thats for sure#LOL#anyyywayyssss ^_^ feels good to be back
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mods r asleep post humanized 4x
finished catching up on tpot it was peakkkkkk but i am so scared of one. also working on little clay and felt dolls of 4 x and 2
#bfb#battle for bfdi#tpot#4x#bfb 4x#bfb fourx#four bfb#4 bfb#bfb 4#bfb four#guys do u put bfb before or after the character#x bfb#bfb x#four tpot#4 tpot#x tpot#four in tpot12 saying “nope .... see ya” was so high pitched and quiet WHAT was going on with him. the eye was so funny tho giggled#x with freckles bc of his interest in gardening. 4 with blue patches bc he was the desert and i want to note that#i love the designs i made for them theyre so cute 2 me#4s hair is so hard to draw tho. i cant make it look right#wait ive literally been thinking so much about character comparisons i have to mention it#4 is so obviously alien. he acts so super odd and he appears so unnerving. i feel like he always has wider eyes/smaller pupils#hes always so STARING at things. he is so obviously alien (bc he literally is in this world i think)#2 is also an alien. its in his name AlgebrALIEN. but he is so much more human im obsessed with him#like he laughs so much more he has much closer friendships with the contestants he even makes huge efforts to assist in fixing interpersona#problems and stuff. he is so kind and compassionate and can be super comforting. he is so incredibly human despite being an alien#THTA IS SOOO INTERESITNG AND FUN 2 ME !!!!!!!!!! 4 has loved bfdi and the idea of hosting for years and his goal is to Host but 2s is more#in line with making a point he is what he is bc he wants to be like that. hes a host bc he decided to be not bc someone else told him to#also the recent robot flower arc and the parallels im drawing between her and bot (iii).#bots “i will never be who you want me to be/who you built me as” vs robo flowers “i have to be who you want me to be/who you built me as”
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Oops. It's a second headcanon compilation!
Don't worry, the next one will be back to our normal schedule of regular text posts and not headcanons
Masterpost
#Dark Meta Knight#Shadow Kirby#Meta Knight#Kirby#King Dedede#Daroach#marx kirby#Magolor#Bandana Waddle Dee#Bandana Dee#Marx#Kirby series#kirby headcanons#text post meme#text post memes#disability headcanon#okay I wanted a particularly exhausted Dedede so I snagged him from triple deluxe#i just think Dedede would have chronic pain from. you know. getting torn in half that one time#before you come after me for Magolor's panel: I do not think ocd and intrusive thoughts make you do bad things#I just think he already had it and the Master Crown made it worse (via lingering magic from the possession)#i dunno how mental illnesses work in aliens that use magitech#I had a lot more here but I decided I'm not going to continue rambling in the tags#I can expand on any of these headcanons at any moment if you want feel free to ask#also I saved that Kirby one for last because I thought it would hit with oomph#she speks#she speks originale#she edits#yes I'm working on the masquerade I am just obsessed with making text post memes
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this STUPID and DUMB baby that I HATE grrrrGGHGGGRRRRRNAGGGHHHHHHGGGGG GAHHHHHHGGGGGAHJSJKK NOOOOOOOOSISJSXMAIAOSKNOTOGOHHHGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAGAARRRRRRRPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPCOJONRDS NOPOOOOOOOOOOOONOONONO


#MY BEAUTIFUL HANDSOME SON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOGNJGKFOFRIFNFN NO NK NSNSJSKSLNPOOOAAAAAAAJHGG#I sob over him everytime I remember.#MY LITTLE MEOW MEOW 💔💔💔💔💔💔#He’s fine. He’s ok. He’s happy. He loves singing and drawing. He’s great. Everything is alright.#GAHHHHGGGGGGGGGAAHH SSHUTJJSAKKKSNIFSNIFSNIFNSIFKJAGKLFLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHGGGGGGGGOUOUOIHHHHHHOUHOUHOHHHHHOUH#Time to change my fuckass blog theme.#Till NOTHING will ever make me hate you. NOTHING.#My sweet prince 🙁 why would they do this to you#Was getting sold on discount not enough 💔#MY BELOVED SUNSHINE 💔💔💔 come here I’ll give you some chocolate pudding. Hey. HEY COME HERE PLEASE NOOOOOOOAGAHSHWJWJKKKSNIFSNIFSNIGSNIF#That last round. That fucking last round. ALIENS WHEN I CATCH YOU. ALIENS WHEN I CATCH YOU.#Not putting any blame on Luka. I’m a Luka apologizer#BUT TILL. TILL AGHHDGSGSGWGWBBABABAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPPIPIPIIPIPIPPIPIIPSNFSGHHRRRRR TILL MY SONNNNNNN NOOOOO#With every new obsession comes a new meow meow with issues.#The worm conference#alnst till#Till#alien stage#alnst#till alnst
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ivantill (theyre about 80% bingqiu anyways)
#will forever say that theyre literally almost the same guys#ivan is 99% binghe and till is 70% sqq#he lacks the mutual obsession and also the milfy qualities#but i stand by this#ivantill#bingqiu#ivan alnst#till alnst#alnst#alien stage#svsss#text post#alnst ivan#alnst till
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