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ssecond-hand-faith · 7 months ago

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#my art #art #digital art #fanart #obscura vn #obscura cirrus #obscura francesco #obscura vesper #I love my sunshine wife #pretty sure I put the flower pattern on the wrong side of Vespers mask but meh 🤷🏻#obscura #to be completely honest I wasn't interested in Francesco at all to begin with but then I played his route and oml I wanna squish him so hrd #he's my wife if I say he is #lil comic #id in alt text

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cryptocism · 7 months ago

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that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #armand #armand iwtv #scopophobia cw #in s1 the look on 'rashid''s face when daniel asks where hes from is so carefully and calculatedly innocent i like it a lot #then ofc in 2x05 the actor for armand enters what is medically referred to as sicko mode #whats his name actually hold on #assad zaman #goood stuff #what can i say this show is candy for my brain #v funny how armand was literally Just A Guy in the first season but season 2..... holy fuck #i want 100 more episodes of this freak #yes he did all that and i stand with my cancelled wife

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gongyussy · 5 months ago

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"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

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hellosweetie99 · 4 months ago

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I love this panel cuz like Lan Wangji is just trying to silently support his necromancer soulmate. Let him do his thing Lan Zhan lol

#also jealous about the torso comment cuz he’s insane like that #god forbid goths have hobbies #lan ‘I do what my goth wife says’ wangji #mdzs #my post #lan wangji #wangxian #wei wuxian #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #mxtx #mxtx mdzs

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lesbianwyllravengard · 22 days ago

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I took a fever nap and had a dream that there was a group of lesbian warriors in baldur's gate 3 who could all turn into tigers (or maybe they had pet tigers? I don't remember) and only people who identified as lesbian women could join the group so it was like a variant of Artemis's hunters from percy jackson but in my dream they let Wyll join. So it was just this group of lesbian warriors and the Blade of Frontiers. And he was like actually one of them not just a visitor or smthn like he had the swearing-in ceremony that I witnessed in my dream.

#FUNNY EDIT IN MY REBLOG #My username is possessing me guys #Like there was literally a cinematic of the tigers (again I don't remember if it was the women themselves or their pets) bowing in a line #As Wyll walked down the procession to receive his title as one of the warriors #It was a whole thing that happened in my dream #So funny #But also he deserves it when ppl say for the lesbians they also say for Wyll Ravengard #Wyll Ravengard #My beautiful wife

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 2 months ago

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phyuri 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

#look all of those ‘phils’ are angel striker aka phlondie aka blonde lesbian biker phil #get out of here with father philip ok sister daniel is a lesbian #and she’s dating phlonde #get out of here with your het catholic roleplay no men are allowed near sister daniel #she’s for the wlw and nblw and no one else #phil gets your filthy eyes off my wife she’s ours #love that usually phil is just phil who is blonde and then on very rare occasions when he looks butch and/or emo/edgy enough he’s Her #i love lesbians #BOTH THE JACKET IN THE OG PHLONDE PIC & TANK IN THE OUTFITS VID PIC SAY ANGEL ON THEM THE PHANNIE WHO NAMED ANGEL STRIKER IS A VISIONARY #dnp #dan and phil #phan #dan howell #daniel howell #sister daniel #angel striker #phlondie #phlonde #blasphany #phlesbians #amazingphil #phil lester #yeet my deet #danandphilgames #dip and pip #d&p #yeet my deenp #tit spoilers #terrible influence tour spoilers #the lesbification of dan and phil

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gerrysbadlydyedhair · 10 months ago

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hot girls in your area who question the horrors' literacy skills

#i love my loser girlfailure wife #she's so funny #i knew she would suck at this im saying this in the most affectionate way possible #CAN HE READ #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 10 #tmagp fanart #gwen bouchard #gwendolyn bouchard #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp vague

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ninjautizm · 1 year ago

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I don't remember this but HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIITT LLOYD WAS CONFIRMED TO BE AT LEAST 9 YEARS OLD HERE AND HE WAS ABLE TO DO THAT??? JESUS FUCK

#This might be proof that lloyd is quite jacked #i mean lloyd literally cracked the entire floor split open under ONE fucking FIST #and in dragons rising lloyd literally blocked the empress' sword on her big mech with his tiny ass gold sword #and lloyd also literally lifted and threw kai across the ship in dragons rising too..#and in the magazine comics (not entirely canon sadly) lloyd threw a big ass enormous fucking vengestone mech in his oni form with his HANDS #ANNNNDDD lloyd can even handle the power of the source dragon in dragons rising..#ANNNNNDD the original ending for crystallised was gonna be about lloyd lost in his oni form and beating the overlords ass and rule ninjago..#in which apparently the ninja save him from the power of FRIENDSHIP #lloyd literally fell on piles of glass and wasn't bothered by it #HE WAS 9 AND HE FELL ON PILES OF GLASS WITH NO HESITATION!?!?!#fucking OUCH #and yet wu says lloyd is “the wise one” fuck that shit he should become a GOD #lloyd literally risked to sacrifice his life to the three dragon cores in dragons rising like holy fucking shit I'd marry him #if lloyd was a villain I'd fucking root for him so hard I'd be on my knees they should make it happen PLEASE PLES PLEASEE #sorry i love lloyd hes my wife #ninjago #ninjago fandom #lloyd garmadon #lloyd montgomery garmadon #lloyd garmadon ninjago #ninjago lloyd #lloyd ninjago #ninjago lloyd garmadon

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mohntilyet · 2 months ago

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veilguard spoilers regarding a josie romance. but can we talk about the letter josie sends to a romanced inquisitor because. i’m sorry. fucking losing my mind at the fact that the inquisitor and josephine are close enough friends with the guy the inquisitor duels in her romance to be invited to meet his third child. implying they’ve been invited to the other two. at a baby shower and getting introduced as the one who dueled the baby’s father because he was trying to steal your girl. antivan romances insane.

NO LITERALLLYYYYY. AND HE’S AN IN LAW. ITS TOO FUNNY. i cannot imagine how they met and how yvette probably was like “teehee…. the man that my sister spurned…. has fallen in love with ME!” and the best/worst part is that ortranto really has. i like to think of them running around with each other and secretly meeting as though their families actually hate each other (they really don’t lol) . the ortrantos would probably be delighted to have their son actually marry a montilyet like they wanted, even better that they’re actually in love and it’s not arranged!

i have this image of josie going like “you can’t marry him. is this a joke, because it’s not funny. i almost embarrassed him! the only reason the ortrantos do not hate us is because he is a very kind man who saw that i was in love with the inquisitor! ….yes i suppose a very kind man like that could love you…….. yes of course i want you to be happy…… yvette gabrielle montilyet, i fear you are not hearing what i’m saying— DON’T SAY YOU ARE ALREADY AN ORTRANTO. DID YOU ELOPE? ah okay. don’t do that. i said don’t do that. yvette come back and listen to me” etc etc

of course i must believe that there was a big scene caused (once again) by a montilyet and ortranto that ends with lord ortranto making a speech where the publicly declares his love for yvette in front of all of antiva city to see and hear. so there’s no backing out from this one. in my mind there’s a rehash of the big “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!” (ortranto, desperate but genuine), “you do?” (completely aghast josie who has somehow missed the fact her sister has been giggling even more than usual), plus an “OF COURSE HE DOES!” (a thrilled yvette) that reminds josie so fondly of her own love story that she's immediately relaxed (and suddenly accepting) about this whole thing <3

#josie to me also feels more awkward than she lets on because she's quite good at being graceful and kind #but he is kind of. you know. the guy she rejected in front of val royeaux #i think the most out of character thing is that josie doesnt notice her sister and ortranto meeting up and falling in love etc #but i also think she can be busy enough being an ambassador/running the family business/eldest daughter #that she somehow misses it. for the sake of this beautiful idea i have. and also it would be cute and funny <3 #also like the image of yvette saying ‘i’m getting married to adorno!’ and inq is like yeah ok :] congrats!#later asks josie like ‘oh yeah. who was the guy ur sister is marrying’ and josie pauses thinking abt how to say this LOL #this is also how trev finds out ortranto’s first name is adorno. nearly dies laughing over the whole situation i think #he really is like a footnote in her mind where she's like ':/ guy who almost married my beautiful wife' and then almost #without any issue she's able to go like 'GUY WHO IS MY IN LAW. AND WAS REALLY GRACIOUS ABOUT THE WHOLE ARRANGED MARRIAGE THING.#HE'S QUTE COOL ACTUALLY!' <- and has no issue about ortranto after this #much to josie's amusement and exasperation <3 #josephine montilyet #adorno ortranto #yvette montilyet #not to mention josie's unseen brothers. they do intrigue me #the idea of either of them kind of finding out their youngest sister is running around with ortranto they probably sighed in relief like #yeah we can distract josephine with this. that will get her off my back about marriage for about a year.#even more if theyre planning the wedding!#evelyn trevelyan #<- mentioned briefly. i guess #veilguard spoilers #for a codex entry but when i saw it i did melt. everyone deserves to experience this firsthand #long post

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honestlyitsjustsam · 22 days ago

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favourite moments of bg3 -> (3/?)

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3edit #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gamingedit #gamediting #dailygaming #the sheer amount of confidence before he says the most embarrasing lines...i love him so much #he is so rizzless that the negative amount somehow gets to be doubled up and turned into positive. WIFE #favebg3edits #myedit #promise this gif work wont be all about him btw there are soooo many moments i like in bg3 with other companions #i dont like the quality of them as my graphic setting are very low but its all good ig

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girllookingoutwindow · 7 months ago

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"Tell her"

#he says pen after but i forgot #anthony bridgerton #he listen to gis big brother #polin #bridgerton s3 #bridgerton #bridgerton polin #bridgerton spoilers #colin x penelope #colin my wife bridgerton #colin bridgerton #penelope bridgerton #penelope featherington #luke newton #nicola coughlan

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bunnyboy-juice · 6 months ago

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NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???