#he's my favorite old man
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born to take these photos, forced to save them off pinterest
#why did i have to be born so late#i want his dick so far down my throat it leaves bruises#I could make him happy#the salt and pepper beard omggggg#hugh jackman#thank you hugh for existing#hugh jackman one chance please#hugh the man that you are#logan howlett#wolverine#hugh i’m begging on my knees please#i love hugh jackman#old hugh jackman#hugh jackman x reader#men with beards#i want him#he’d be my favorite lolipop#sighhhh#who’s dad is this#he’s so hot#daddy issues in full throttle#daddy issues
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okay pump the brakes on the nhl content ‘cause i need everyone on my dash to understand that keanu is the 🐐 and i will love him forever.
#the fact that hes a goalie makes this even better#luv u bud#keanu reeves#my favorite old man#hockey
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one of my favorite parts about that scene in season 3 episode 7 of the umbrella academy is right after the umbrellas and sparrows “contained” the keugelblitz and celebrate by opening several bottles of alcohol and partying, because in every single shot ben is in, he’s either trying to get himself or five as wasted as possible
#that man is making sure five’s old man grumpiness stays at bay with his glass overflowing with champagne#he’s like ‘‘begone you old miserable grouch’’#and honestly i kinda get it lmfao#drunk five is one of my favorite fives#sorry i don’t make the rules#he’s funny as hell#who else would fill a kitchen mixing bowl with cereal and replace the milk with vodka#and then immediately after collapse in the elevator before he could eat any#breaking: grandpa is drunk and hungry again#also not to mention the fact that another one bits the dust is playing????#ugh such a good song. and it’s such a groovy song#it’s so perfect for their moment of unsuspecting celebration#god idc i love season 3#the umbrella academy spoilers#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#hargreeves siblings#tua season 4#tua s4#five hargreeves#number five#tua five#tua ben#tua sparrow ben#ben hargreeves#sparrow ben#sparrow!ben#tua s3#tua s3e7
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Echo about Omega: This is my darling baby sister. An absolute sweetheart. My pride and joy.
Echo about the other batchers: These are my stinky little brothers. I found them in the trash one day and they wouldn’t leave.
#Echo calls his brothers stinky on a regular basis and nothing will change my mind#Omega followed suit and it’s one of her favorite insults for them#her other favorite insult is to call them old#she called Crosshair an old man once and he went and sat in silence for an hour#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#arc trooper echo#tbb echo
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bro’s about to do something stupid (and likely illegal)
#i love you my favorite morally ambiguous geezer#i think i have an obsession with this old man he’s all i’ve been drawing recently#probably because he’s obviously the best character#ahem#ummmm#anyway#gravity falls#stanley pines#mabel pines#dipper pines#gravity falls fanart#my art#rystiart#yeahg#kissing him on the mouth#i mean. what?????? huh#who said that
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trying to learn how to draw this dude
credit to @/transparentalia for the ref images :)
#old man lookin ass#Hima’s art style makes everyone look so cute#lookit his lil face#I know he has so many stomach ulcers#shoutout to doom who told me to smell his ball musk through the screen#It really worked#I wanna draw the Baltic trio soon#my favorite group of trauma bonded besties <3 (coworkers)#you know what I kinda enjoy drawing him it’s fun#maybe I should branch out to other characters#it’s occurred to me that I don’t really know how to draw the others#I should fix that#digital art#my art#fanart#hws lithuania#aph lithuania#tolys laurinaitis#hetalia#hetalia fanart
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can I interested you in some strange old men on this fine evening
#mfw teenagers start calling late 20s dudes old man yaoi so the late 20s artists gotta show them what REAL old man yaoi looks like#astro boy#tetsuwan atom#umataro tenma#hiroshi ochanomizu#uran#i dont know what the romantic portmanteau for those two is so. thats not getting tagged#art tag#smoking tw#blood tw#who wouldve ever guessed my favorite astroboy character would end up being his shitty abusive wreck of a dad#not in character for me at all. but he delights me
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I just learned something very shocking to me.
#twisted wonderland#twst#lilia vanrouge#twst silver#he never actually did it?!#lilia my guy get on that!#they are saving that for a MOMENT tm#i cant believe one of my favorite Lilia and Silver dialogues is a lie...#silver calls lilia Old Man (affectionate) tm VERBALLY RECIPROCATE PEEPAW!
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i just like thinking about Bruce and Khoa but I ALSO have an AU that’s just “Ra’s and his Trio™️” wherein it’s just Ra’s attempting to train Bruce, Talia, and Khoa to be his successors, but by GOD are these kids so DRAMATIC and everything that can go wrong always goes wrong. All they do is stress him out.
Ra’s wants to pull his hair out half the time he can’t believe how competitive Bruce and Khoa get. They’re so skilled and ambitions but they’re constantly trying to one up each other and Talia is giggling and kicking her feet over Bruce, she isn’t even paying attention to his teachings anymore. But he’s given them too much time and dedication he doesn’t want to give up on them now…
#one of my favorites trope is ‘old man and the dickhead kid(s) he tries to guide’#he tries to take them on missions for field expenses and they fuck EVERYTHING up#ra’s al ghul#talia al ghul#bruce wayne#minhkhoa khan#batman#ghostmaker#ghost maker#au
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Vic so pretty‼️❤️☺️
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Initial drawings of that old man… I literally, I haven’t finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shit…!!!! The urge was too great….!! I’ve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then… but I do now… thank god… thank fucking god
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#self ship#self insert#si x canon#it me#doodles#I got a haircut! so my hair looks different now.. as haircuts tend to do lol#anyway… yeah… I LOVE HIM… GRAHHFJH#the confirmation that he rlly is just sad and lonely and insecure and craving attention and validation#OHH FORD BBY.. WE R THE SAME#like… ghghg i loved him already just w his prickly nerdy outer shell but knowing more about the vulnerable center is GREAT. ITS AWESOME#also hes a smart nerdy guy who can do science and expirements and shit which is ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS FOR A CHARACTER TO DO#u kno im all about scientists….#I couldn’t draw ship art back then 1 cuz I didn’t kno how to draw old men and 2 cuz I was like 13 lol… which would have been wierd#but I’m an ADULT NOW. GET OVER HERE FORD#also it didn’t even rlly cross my mind TO draw that stuff cuz even tho I did love ford#self ship and x reader sorta stuff was not NEARLY as popular back then.. like I specifically remember it like. booming in popularity#at some point. but being pretty rare before that. anyway. thank u passage of time and trends and new gravity falls book for introducing#me back to fictional man I love. so I can now draw myself smooching him and shit#hell yeah.#13 is probably not actually correct I do not remember exactly which year fords reveal was in…#but I was probably older then 13.. but still#the point remains lol.#also omg. the bit in the book w the goth moth. ‘ur probably into this sorta thing right?’#I AM INTO THAT SORTA THING FORD. thank u book of bill for being written specifically @ me. the immersion it’s great.#like ur so right ford I AM edgy and goth how’d u guess that tee hee. eyelash flutter#aLSO PLS IGNORE MY FINGER BEING IN FRAME IN THE LAST PIC. I was drawing in a tiny bound sketchbook#so I had to hold the paper down to keep it flat. and. I didn’t feel like censoring my fucking. pinkie finger out of the image
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Uhhh my prewar Nick Valentine design 😋
#fallout 4#nick valentine#my art#I’ve been meaning to do this forever but I just got around to it#MY FAVORITE CHARACTER EVER!!!!!#I always think abt what the original Nick valentine looked like and I had a messy vision in my head#now he is real#my old man princess#my old man wife#his mouth scar is meant to be from cleft lip
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hi here’s some five sketches
can you tell which one is my favorite
#it’s the one on the right#the one on the right is my favorite#still figuring out my art style so ignore how inconsistent his face is in literally every single drawing#anyways thanks to everyone who likes and reblogs my art man#i know it’s super unfinished and messy but you guys have no idea how much i appreciate it#i truly light up every time i get a notification on posts of my art#anywho#god i love five so much#he’s so fun to draw for absolutely NO reason#he’s pretty much always in the same goddamn outfit and hair and i will never tire of drawing his old ass#my art#laur draws stuff#laur says stuff#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#tua s4#number five#tua season 4#tua five#tua s4 hater !!!!!!!#five x lila hater !!!!!!!#tua number five#number five hargreeves#number five hargreaves#five#old man five#five umbrella academy
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A long time coming, but here’s a set of revamped designs for a pokemon black gijinka team! Old designs under the readmore.
Character list: Jonathan (reuniclus), Eziekel (houndoom), Normal (omastar), Aaron (smeargle), Jasmine (dustox), and Cooper (mow rotom)
#man the old ones are so weird to look at its like. sniff. my guys are all grown up#also white jumpscare under the readmore . disclaimer that most of these designs were from like middle school so yknow.#my art#pokemon#pokemon gijinkas#pokemon gijinka#my ocs#jonathan#eziekel#norman#jasmine#aaron#cooper#omastar#reuniclus#houndoom#rotom#mow rotom#I think jasmine is my favorite of these revamped designs she took a while to figure out but I am so happy with he#character design#body horror
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Too many people draw Spamton like some anime twink and not like the sleazy middle aged man he is who's trying to steal your wallet by any means necessary. The speculated age based on the first spam email is 45 year old!!!!!
Give him a bit of a gut and the start to a receding hairline or beat me to death. This man is WEIRD!! He's sketchy!! He's desperate!! He's damaged!! He's corrupted!! He's STRONG and DANGEROUS!! He does not have a skincare routine!! He'll borrow your umbrella just to sell it back to you!!! Give him bags under his eyes and grey in his hair!! He's tired! He's stressed!
You can draw him pint sized all you want but drawing him like some college yaoi twunk??? Over my dead body 👹
#not actually that serious#I just see so much art that doesn’t reflect the character he is or the aspects he has#he's my favorite creep#he would pick pocket you and get caught before lying to your face#I just know he reeks of cologne engine oil garbage and like an over heated laptop#he has no appeal👏👏👏#I love him#spamton#deltarune#spamton g spamton#spamton deltarune#deltarune chapter 2#art#spamton fanart#he would probably smoke indoors too I bet#freak#old man yaoi my ass hes barely through his forties
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i am literally going to die today
#i still remember listening to those 2 very first recordings of body paint & mr schwartz from kings theatre on yt that kept getting deleted.#mp#yeah yeah he's a 38 year old musician from sheffield and the 6th richest man in britain or whatever yeah yeah#but hes also my favorite guy with a big nose and brown eyes. if you even care abt that at all#or one of them. at least
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