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nikiniluna · 2 years ago
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Even his picture at arcade mode shows he is all about arousal!
Take a look!
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Whenever I’m fighting against him, I think “I’m beating the shit out of you so STOP ENJOYING IT!!!!”
In conclusion: Belial is the epitome of “Are we flirting or fighting? ‘Cause I’m getting mixed messages here”
BEAT HIS ASS MOM
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WAIT NO MOM GET AWAY FROM HIM HE'S TOO INTO THIS
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min-imum · 2 months ago
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hi welcome to tumblr !! 💋 so, what if yn hugging gyu from the back while he wash the dishes and she decided to be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂..
part 2 (afab!reader)
nsfw, mdni
content warnings: this was NOT as good as the first draft WHICH TUMBLR DELETED 😡, gn!reader, oral sex (m receiving & implied f receiving at the end), kitchen sex??, also i got too lazy to edit everything into the tiny text bcs im on my phone so erm. um. sorry. let me know if u prefer that layout AND ALSO if any kind soul could help me out with this i’ll love you forever
thank you 😋😋😋 and i agree, that would be so hot. you know mingyu works hard to take care of you — you’re his baby, and he’ll work forever if it means you get to buy all the things you want and live comfortably.
you’d planned to wash the dishes after dinner — after all, mingyu had gotten home and started making dinner right away, still wearing his work clothes — but as soon as you had gotten up, mingyu led you back to your seat with a “let me do it, baby, you sit and relax, yeah?” that you couldn’t refuse.
so, now, you sit at the dining table and watch mingyu scrub at the dishes diligently. the sleeves of his white button-up are rolled to his elbows. he grips the sponge in his left hand and a plate in his right, scrubbing at what seems to be an annoying stain.
you make your way to the kitchen and hug mingyu from behind.
“hi, baby,” he greets fondly, pausing his scrubbing as you wrap your arms around his waist.
“hi,” you mumble. “you take such good care of me. i’m so lucky to have you.”
“yeah?” he replies, amused.
you lean on his wide, warm back, and your hands start exploring. they slide under his shirt, tracing his abs, then make their way up higher to squeeze his pecs. he shudders when you brush his nipple with a thumb, nearly dropping the plate he was washing.
“baby, what are you doing?”
“thanking you,” you murmur. “it’s my turn to take care of you now.”
you feel up his chest for the first button of his shirt, then the next, and soon his shirt is falling open. with your newfound freedom, you run your hands all over his torso again, pinching at his nipples and groping his pecs shamelessly. the muscles on his back contract against your cheek.
he squirms, clutching the sponge tightly enough for the bubbles to overflow onto his hand. your hand snakes down, lower, to palm at his cock through his slacks.
he hisses, hips jerking forward, trapping your hand between him and the counter. “shit, babe,” he grunts.
“turn around f’me, please, gyu?”
he drops the sponge and plate into the sink and dries his hand on a towel, and then he turns around. “hi,” he breathes.
“hey,” you reply, smiling. he leans down to kiss you, once, twice, and then you drop to your knees and start unzipping his slacks.
the view from below is magnificent — his white shirt, open and hanging on his shoulders, frames his shaking body, abs contracting and big chest heaving. his eyes are dark, full of want and desire. his precum stains his grey underwear and leaves a dark spot that’s gradually getting bigger.
you mouth wetly at the spot, then up the length of his shaft, making him whimper.
finally, you decide to stop teasing. you pull his underwear down and his cock springs up, slapping against his stomach. he hisses when you lick and kiss the tip, wrapping your hands around the base.
then his hands fly to grip the edge of counter, white-knuckled, when you swallow his cock down as far as you can go.
you slurp and lick as much as you can, bobbing messily on his big cock, and he grunts and moans, spurring you on.
“shit, fuck,” he curses. “you’re— you’re gonna make me come so fast.”
you look up at him with wet eyes as you choke yourself on his cock. one hand strokes the rest of his cock that you can’t fit in your mouth; the other hand fondles his balls.
you love the view. on your knees with his warm cock stretching your throat open, you look up to see your muscled boyfriend covered in a thin sheen of sweat, mouth open as he pants, chest heaving almost painfully. his bangs fall into his eyes, which he struggles to keep open. his hold on the counter is unforgiving, like he’s worried his knees will give out, and it makes his biceps bulge in the sleeves of his shirt.
“i’m gonna cum,” he warns through gritted teeth.
you move your hands to grab his thick thighs, then force yourself to take him in deeper. you don’t manage to shove his entire cock into your throat — he’s just too big — but it only takes a few more thrusts for him to cum down your throat with a groan.
you swallow all of it, then open your mouth to show him.
“fuck, baby,” he curses. “you’re so filthy.”
he helps you onto your feet again, then sweeps you up in a passionate kiss. then, he lifts you onto the counter, helps you lean back, and spreads your thighs with a hand on each knee.
“your turn, baby.”
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shiftyyyy · 3 months ago
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faggot ewww ewwwwwww ewwwww you smell ewww you like jimboooo ewwwwwwwww wwww
ewwwww alfred brown smells 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 hashtag doll eye hate ewwwww mystery looks like ass i bet he smells and his rotting smelly balls smell like ass cheekz like ewww they’re hanging ewwwww old men balls ewwww i also hate your bunniez they smell like baddd ewwww yuki smells so bad she had shit all over her ewwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa
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OKAY NOW DONT START WITH ME YOU SODAPACK SMELLING FREAK. I KNOW I SMELL LIKE JIMBO AND THATS NOT A BAD THING TO ME ATLEAST. SMELLING LIKE SODAPACK IS TERRIBLE BECAUSE THE AMOUNT OF FRUITINESS THEY PROJECT OUT OF THEIR BODYS WHENEVER THEYRE TOGETHER ITS INTOXICATING. YOU NEED TO WEAR SOME KIND OF GAS MASK TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THEIR FUMES. THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE NEW WEATHER WARNING BECAUSE PEOPLE COULDNT BREATHE TO THIS NEW GAS CALLED THE GAY AHH LICE INFECTION, AND YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY IT SPREADS SO MUCH, YOU ARE A THREAT TO THIS WHOLE WORLD. YOU AND BOTH OF THOSE FREAKS ARE GONNA BE SENT TO DEATH ROW BECAUSE THE AWFUL TOXIN WHENEVER YOU GUYS AROUND MAKE PEOPLE PERISH IN MID ARE LIKE THE ASH BABY. YOU ARE WORSE THEN DEAD AURA WITH FLIES.
YOURE HATING ON ALFRED YOU FLYING SON OF A GUN. YOU WONT LIKE IT WHEN I GET MY HANDS ONTO YOU, THAT IS IF I CAN EVEN TOUCH YOUR FRUITY SMELLING AHH. IF I THREW AN AXE AT YOUR HEAD THE BLOOD WOULDNT EVEN BE BLOOD. IT WOULD BE LUCKY DAY FOR A KID WHO WANTS A FRUITY FLIPPING SUNDAE OR SOME CRAP. DONT EVEN START WITH MY WIFE NOW I SWEAR TO GOD. I CAN ASURE YOU HIS BALLS ARE JUST FINE. ATLEAST WITH MY WIFE I CAN GET IT AT NIGHT UNLIKE YOU. IM TIRED OF HEARING BRYCE COMPLAIN THAT YOUR 50 INCH SLONG CANT FIT IN THE TOP OF HIS LITTLE BOTTLE HOLE, “s-sorry babe it’s too big for me!!” TALK ABOUT A STINKY LITTLE LOSER. THE ONLY THING MAKING HIM SCREAM IS THE FACT THAT YOULL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIT IT IN. I TRIED TO PRAY TO KAO TO MAKE YOU GUYS STOP THAT NOT EVEN THE PUREST FORM OF HUMANITY CAN STAND SUCH A FRUITY PEBBLE SKITTLE BURST KOOL AID TUME YUMMIE HAWAIIAN PUNCH SMOOTHIE BLAST SMELLING CREATURES LIKE YOU TWO.
YOU BETTER WATCH WATCH YOUR BACK. I SEE ALL. I KNOW ALL. AND THE FACT YOU THINK ITS OKAY TO TALK ABOUT MY BUNNIES LIKE THAT??? BUNNIES ARE SELF CLEANING, THEY CAN ACTUALLY GET ALL THAT GUNK OFF OF THEM THEMSELV— **CoUgh— COUGH—** OH GOD WHATS THAT SMELL??? OH GOD ITS THE FRUITY SMELLING FREAK THAT CANT DO WHAT MY BUNNIES CAN. I BET YOU SAY THAT THEY STINK BECAUSE YOUR JEALOUS. THEY HAVE WHAT YOU DONT. SO YOU GO AND HATE ON MY BABIES FOR THAT? YOU DONT WANNA SEE ME WHEN IM ANGRY. IM FULL OF PURE HATRED AND DESPISE. IM EVIL. NOW BEFORE YOU GO AND HATE ON ME FOR “SMELLING SO BAD” TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT YOURSELF, GO TO A MIRROR. BUT WATCH OUT YOUR AURA MIGHT SHATTER THE GLASS TILL THERES NOTHING LEFT.
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GOOD DAY. 😡
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passedaway44 · 3 months ago
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Analysis: Who are the Mikaela subjects? Are Ferid and Crowley brothers?
Are Ferid and Crowley brothers?
This matter has been discussed before on tumblr, but I'm gonna speak about it again. If you already know what I'm talking about, you can skip and get to the next part where I explain the Mikaela subjects.
We know of Ferid's older brother in his flashbacks when he was a human. Well, what if I tell you that his brother was actually Crowley before he got reincarnated?
Ferid's plan has remained for centuries, even until now, to stop the reincarnation cycle. When he killed his brother, he headed towards Romania, where in another flashback Rigr is shown to be in Romania. I suppose Ferid met Rigr on his way towards the east.
In the light novel, ferid refers to crowley as a brother (or even in the manga, I'm not sure but he definitely called him that) and he even said that he has been waiting to see what his brother looks like TO CROWLEY. Ferid mentions that he has waited 150 years for Crowley. Ferid mentioned that this plan which is ongoing currently in the manga has been planned for a millennium, from when he turned Crowley. Why do you think he turned Crowley into a vampire and especially targeted him before he was even born, and why do you think he turned him from Rigr's blood?
If you logically think about it, even the way Crowley lived his life in the LN was another answer to him being his brother in his past life. Since the manga has now taken a turn and has made us focused on reincarnation with Ferid's flashback, let's think what kind of life his brother would have gotten.
Because of his pride and ignorance of people who served him while he was wealthy and lucky enough to get the throne, he would have gotten unlucky in his next life and not very wealthy. Crowley mentions that his family wasn't that poor, yet since he was one of the youngest siblings, he didn't get to inherit anything from his parents and had to work for his money more.
The Mikaela subjects
Kagami said that each name meaning of the characters in OnS have a meaning. I don't think people realized that he LITERALLY meant that and it's not a simple word answer that google gives you. I've looked deeper into Rigr's name meaning and the discovery I made kinda blew up my mind. (I already knew two mikaela subjects + mika himself but I didn't expect Kagami to get so inspired by their names.) 🤨🤨 My friend will also make a post about Lest's actual name meaning and a general analysis of him (I hope so @l1va22 🙄😡) so check it out (if she posts it 😒)
When you search "Rigr name meaning" you get that the meaning is simply "King", but if you open the page below, from the source which gives us this information, it leads you to a page about Rígsþula, a norse mythology myth.
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«In Rígsþula, Rig wanders through the world and fathers the progenitors of the three classes of human beings as conceived by the poet.»
Hmm, sounds a little familiar, doesn't it?
«Rígr was walking along the shore and came to a farm-hut owned by Ái (great-grandfather) and Edda (great-grandmother). They offered him shelter and poor, rough food for a meal. That night Rígr slept between the pair in their bed and then departed. Nine months later, Edda gave birth to a son who was svartr (swarthy, dark). They named him Þræll (thrall, serf, or slave). Þræll grew up strong but ugly.»
This made me think of Guren, (because of his constant appearance within Guren's presenve in the LN. Rigr is a perfectionist and doesn't waste his time on matters which don't make him gain something.) implying that Rigr also implanted his adn in the ichinose family. Guren has dark hair and in the LN was considered to lack power and like 'a slave'. As far as I know his family wasn't wealthy, though I don't think there was any mention of him being poor. (correct me if I'm wrong)
«Traveling further, Rígr came across a pleasant house where a farmer/craftsman, Afi (grandfather), lived with his wife Amma (grandmother). This couple gave him good food and also let him sleep between them. Nine months later, a son, Karl (churl or freeman), was born, who had a ruddy complexion. Karl married a woman named Snör or Snœr (daughter-in-law; sometimes anglicized as Snor), and they had twelve sons and ten daughters with names mostly suggesting a neat appearance or being of good quality. One of the names is smiðr (smith). These became the ancestors of free farmers, craftsmen and herdsmen.»
Who was good-looking, hard-working and middle class? Crowley was. He's also often described as being very beautiful like Krul and Ferid.
Now this one, is surely not a coincidence ⬇️
«Traveling further, Rígr came to a mansion inhabited by Faðir (Father) and Móðir (Mother). They gave him excellent food served splendidly and, nine months later, Móðir gave birth to a beautiful baby named Jarl (earl or noble), whose hair was blond and who was bleikr (bright white in color). When Jarl grew up and began to handle weapons and to use hawks, hounds, and horses, Rígr reappeared, claimed him as his son, gave him his own name of Rígr, made him his heir, taught him runes, and advised him to seek lordship.»
Who was a noble with very light hair, blue eyes and very attractive? FERID!!!
When I first read the manga, when Rigr appeared (before his asiatic surgery...) I thought that was literally Ferid with shorter hair. THEY LOOK LIKE LITERAL TWINS!! Why? Because Rigr is really his father and whenever Ferid calls him that, it isn't a stupid silly name.
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Only the eye shape is different. Ferid is confirmed to have more elongated eyes, while Rigr had rounded eyes.
So, these are the mikaela subjects and I don't think their wealth class is prominent in the manga, yet I think Kagami made their personalities to appear different the way the wealth of these people in the myth is.
Idk surely about Guren being a mikaela subject, but that also explains why Ferid was keen on making deals with him. Crowley and Ferid are surely Mikaela subjects though.
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vettelsdarling · 2 years ago
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Hi hru? :) I was reading your max ff and I loved your writing style!! Idk if you're used to it or if it's new but could you do like an Instagram or twitter ff where Daniel and yn are subtly flirting but nobody knows they're dating and that's how they slowly reveal themselves? Like have fans try to dig through their history and stuff! It's okay if that isn't your drift haha, I would also just enjoy a regular friends to lovers Danny with a lot of fluff!! Take care xx
𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
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❥Hey there! I'm doing good tyyy
❥This is my take on an instagram fanfiction, so I hope I brought your image to life!
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Pairing: Daniel Ricciardo x Vettel!fem!reader
Warnings: None, just tooth rotting fluff♥︎
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y/nvettel✔︎
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y/nvettel Wonderful times in Monaco with this dork🥴
danielricciardo✔︎ I’ll have to post some pictures of you too, huh?
Y/nvettel✔︎ Maybe xx
sebastianvettel✔︎ What’s this?
Y/nvettel✔︎ It's Daniel❤️
sebastianvettel✔︎ Hmm...
Username1 Vettel siblings in the comments together?! Haven't seen this before😳
Username2 It's because of Daniel lmao💀
maxverstappen1✔︎ Daniel what kind of magic did you pull?
danielricciardo✔︎ Secret.
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danielricciardo✔︎
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danielricciardo✔︎ my turn to post @ y/nvettel
y/nvettel✔︎ The first picture...😡
danielricciardo✔︎ Don’t worry, you look cute in it :)
sebastianvettel✔︎ That’s my sister you're talking about...
maxverstappen1✔︎ You guys need to get off the internet
username1 HELLO? THIS IS BLATANT FLIRTINGGGG
username2 Are you guys dating😭
username3 I just think they're friends or something
username4 I don't think they're “just friends“ bro he called her cute💀💀💀
username2 @ username4 yeah I agree. I think they're dating lol
username3 @ username4 Okay but they've been friends for years, why would they suddenly date now?
username4 @ username3 I'm not gonna argue abt this lol
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y/nvettel✔︎
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y/nvettel✔︎ Date night🥂❤️
landonorris✔︎ Who's the lucky guy👀 Is it who I think it is???👀👀👀
sebastianvettel✔︎ This is Hanna, sweetie, I think this is lovely. I've hid your brothers phone for now❤️
username1 Okay it's definitely Daniel
username2 Yeah, Y/n didn't post stuff like this until recently and the same for Daniel. I think they're dating for real.
username1 Exactly what I was thinkingggg
username3 I mean they could just be posting pictures as friends and this could be a coincidence...
username2 You're just saying that because you like Daniel💀
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danielricciardo✔︎
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danielricciardo✔︎ She likes my singing🎤
y/nvettel✔︎ Actually, no😒
danielricciardo✔︎ Sureee
maxverstappen1✔︎ You guys are making it very obvious
landonorris✔︎ Get a room🤢
danielricciardo✔︎ Get a beard first
username1 No one holds a friend like that😭😭😭
username2 Fr😭
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y/nvettel✔︎
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y/nvettel Happy 6 months @ danielricciardo❤️
danielricciardo✔︎ Love you❤️
y/nvettel✔︎ ❤️
maxverstappen1✔︎ You guys managed to hide it for 6 months?
danielricciardo✔︎ Epitome of human performance
sebastianvettel✔︎ Happy for you as long as you're happy...
y/nvettel✔︎ Did Hanna make you type that..?
lewishamilton✔︎ This came out of nowhere, but congrats guys👍
y/nvettel✔︎ Thanks Lewis😊
username1 I KNEW IT. BUT 6 MONTHS???😭😭😭
username2 How did they manage to hide it for so long😭
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𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻...
𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚!
𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙚’𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩
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©vettelsdarling
𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗱𝗮𝗽𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝘆, 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗲, 𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺— 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻.
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if-you-give-a-chat-a-cookie · 6 months ago
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Adrien pranks his fans
Disclaimer: this is a joke and not at all serious. hate comments are wanted and appreciated but only about the story.
this is based on a wattpad au that I posted on tumblr, so lets pretend this is a wattpad comment section and have some fun with it.
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Adrien Agreste x Reader 
By The REALAdrienAgreste 
It was a sunny day in Paris and I had just woken up from a wonderful dream about my favorite model and love of my life Adrien Agreste. As I got up from bed I went to brush my teeth and put my long black hair into a messy bun and stare at my bluebell orbs in the mirror. I want to make sure I look my best today because even though I'm being bullied badly at school I don’t want Hawkmoth to take control of my emotions and it also helps that Adrien attends my school as well,  how lucky am I!!!
I walk towards my closet and put on my best outfit a pair of galaxy leggings, a black, shirt, black converse, and a matching galaxy hoody. You see I’m not like other girls, Im kind of a space nerd teehee. Anyway, after I finish getting ready for school I walk downstairs and out the door. I don’t need to say bye to my parents as they’re never home. Once I arrive at school I’m immediately pushed into the lockers by Sarah (I can’t stand her 😡😡😡😡) she’s the most popular girl in school and she hates me for some reason. She pushed me to the ground “stay away from Adrien.” She says in her annoying voice “he’s mine” she laughs cruelly (NO HES NOT YOU JERK)  “leave her alone” says a familiar husky voice and I turn to see who it was “oh Adrien, it’s not what it looks like we were just playing a joke” says Sarah. “I didn’t look that way to me” he says as he helps me up (AHHH HES SO SWEET AND HANDSOME😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I LOVE YOU ADRIEN!!!!)” are you okay Y/N?” He asked,his forest green emerald orbs staring into my own sapphire orbs, but I couldn’t say anything as tears were welling up in my ocean blue orbs from embarrassment. I quickly ran off and I could hear him calling out to me but I ignored him and ran to my secret place, the roof of the school. I couldn’t stop thinking of the terrible day that I had but I knew that I had to keep moving forward so I sang my favorite song to help me calm down. “This is my fight song, take back my life song, prove I’m alright song” I sang in a beautiful high pitched voice (YOU GO GIRL)  well at least everyone tells me my voice is beautiful I don’t really hear it but once I’m done I hear clapping and I quickly turn around to find Adrien. “Wow that was amazing Y/N” I blushed a little at his compliments “are you going to sing that at the talent show tonight?” “No” I replied “I’m too shy to sing in front of a crowd” “ I think you should do it Y/N, you would win for sure” Adrien said in a sweet voice “alright I said convinced I’ll sing in tonight’s talent show”. Later that night I found myself standing on stage in front of a huge crowd of people and wearing a beautiful outfit with a denim vest and a purple and sea green ombre skirt with purple sparkley heels,I was ready to sing but as the music started I froze until I heard a little whisper coming from the side of the stage, it was Adrien and with him there I knew I could sing, so I did. I sang fight song and when I was done everybody cheered and Adrien ran up onto the stage dipped me down and kissed me passionately (AHHH SO ROMANTIC) “i love you Y/N” he said breathlessly. “I love you too Adrien”
The end 
AHHHHHHHHHH WASN’T THAT THE MOST ROMANTIC THING EVER 
BUT BACK OFF ADRIEN IS MINE!!!
“And post. What do you think Plagg?” 
Plagg stared at the screen in disgust as the story went live. “Adrien what in the name of all that is cheese was that? And did you base Y/N off of pigtails? You told me Y/N was supposed to be based off the reader, why would you give them features?” 
Adrien laughed, “for fun Plagg, when I discovered how many X reader fic there were about me i wanted to try writing one too. It’s kind of like playing a prank on my fans.” 
“So you put the real Adrien Agrest as your username”
“that’s the best part I told them I wrote it but because it’s the internet no one will believe it’s actually me. Now should I do Chat noir next?” 
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flastar13 · 1 year ago
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In an au where Coriolanus is president and looking for his ex-girlfriend:
Coriolanus running to hug Lucy Gray: Lucy Gray❤️ my love, where were you?
Lucy Gray tied to a chair after being taken from her idyllic home in the woods by violent peacekeepers: What do you want now, you narcissistic, murderous asshole🤬?
Coriolanus😭: Why do you treat me like this my singing bird, I just want you to love me?
Lucy Gray😡: You tried to hunt me in that forest as if I were an animal, you betrayed your best friend causing his execution and let's not forget the countless atrocities your government commits.
Coriolanus😧😃: That was because you dared to end me through snake mail🐍, Sejanus was for the welfare of the nation😇, the same as the other sacrifices I had to make, so as your president 😎 I demand your gratitude and affection.
Lucy Gray 🤬: Fuck you Coriolanus, I would never share a zoo cage with you again.
Coriolanus 🥺: You're rejecting me, well I'll have to send multicolored adult snakes the size of a person to the next tributes of district 12 again. Do you remember them are the same ones that I threw your handkerchief to so that they would become familiar with your sweet scent? That's why I had to be a peacemaker in that horrible district.
Lucy Gray😰: Coryo... They're just kids... You can't do that...
Coriolanus🤔: What would sweet Maude Ivory be if she were harvested? Or Del Covey if a mysterious bomb went off in her house?
Lucy Gray😡: Don't mess around like my family, BITCH.
Coriolanus😌: What if all the mines in the 12th district are closed along with the black market? After all we count on District 5 for power.
Lucy Gray😭: Coriolanus please stop, they are innocent people and the 12th district was never my home, I was just trapped there by the war.
Coriolanus😈: And do not think that I will allow you to abandon me again, I will throw you in a cell in the prison of the presidential mansion in front of a huge television screen where you will see how people suffer because of you, until you are begging to be my girlfriend again.
Lucy Gray: You're married!
Coriolanus😒: Yes with Livia but I haven't seen her since our arranged wedding. So if you come back with me I'll give you all the first lady rooms and let you sing in the Pluribus culb, but if you need more time to think about it I respect that and I'll cut the food budget for District 12.
Lucy Gray 😭: It's okay Coriolanus I'll do what you want but don't hurt anyone.
Coriolanus👿: Is that all you have to tell me after so many years? After I send my best men away from the cover of civilization? After poisoning the entire cabinet to find you? After putting aside my busy schedule to see you? Officer execute order 66 in the district...!
Lucy Gray 😭🥺: Wait Coryo my love, I love you, you are a sweet cake with cream and as pure as freshly fallen snow Do you want to be my boyfriend again?
Coriolanus 😢: That was so sweet but it's not enough 👿 officer execute...
Lucy Gray 😫: I'm yours, only yours!
Coriolanus 😳: Really? I own you?
Lucy Gray 😭😫: If Coryo you are my owner, I belong to you just as you belong to me, it is written in the stars. Do you remember?
Coriolanus😍: Yes! 😏 Prove it.
Lucy Gray gives him the most passionate kiss of her life.
Coriolanus😍: Perfect my love (He proceeds to untie her but places a golden slave collar around her neck that will warn her if she leaves the presidential mansion without permission) now let's take a bath together like in the old days and then we go to my room to get catch up on my bed, then you have to prepare for your interview with Lucky Flickerman for your return and your duties as a mentor to the District 12 tributes.
Lucy Gray proceeds to cry uncontrollably as Coriolanus hugs her, comforts her, and inadvertently injects her with some kind of aphrodisiac.
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I feel so bad for gojo, up until the SA I was like KARMA, and that scene happened and I’m like “SHIT GO BACK, GO BA—“ official Mom and Naomi hater, but also I can’t forget what Gojo has done in the past. Like yes, Mom orchestrated all this (Naomi coming into his life) but at the end of the day Gojo made those decision(except for SA, just because someone is shitty in a relationship doesn’t mean they deserve that) he decided to be with Naomi in the beginning after he said he would try with Y/N, he admittedly was being a c u n t when y/n had to be around them afterwards. And don’t get me started on the “Mama Naomi” shit in the beginning, my god, I am a first time reader who binged all these emotions at once while reading and I was SHREDDED every single time 😭 he wasn’t even gonna do anything, he was like “i’M sUrE sHe’Ll Be FiNe WiTh It” SIR?! like eventually he corrected her but after we literally brOKE DOWN IN FRONT OF HIM. AND MOVED ON WITH BIG BOY TOJI. She had to deal with them for a YEAR… A YEAR 😡🤬 I love gojo now in the later chapters but just because someone’s getting therapy doesn’t mean that past wounds don’t ache
Anyways all this to say, you have truly created a series that has impacted me and that I truly love. You’re an amazing writer and I’m lucky I stumbled across this amazing series, I hope college/school goes great for you and wish you nothing but health and happiness, thank you! And thank you for letting me ramble 😅
when i remember all those things he and naomi made yn feel and go through, i get really sad and kinda angry LMAO LIKE I KNOW i wrote them but still, why did i write that? iT HURTS😭 anyways i enjoyed reading your thoughts and emotions, thank you so so much for the support and the kind words, i hope you're having s great weekend <33
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jils-things · 9 months ago
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i keep saying this but im being so brave right now but umm norto.n/irene .... lore... i thinkies... hid it because its lengthy and im embarry (not proofread im just brain dumping)
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irene is an upper class woman - she was once a poor orphan but she was adopted by a rich family who couldn't bear a child so they took her under their wing instead ... even if shes already well adjusted to the rich and prestigious lifestyle, part of her still has no forgotten the old poor life she once bad. she always sympathizes the lower class who struggles everyday. she's very lucky to be where she is but... even to this day she struggles to be just like the real bloodline of constantines (family name). she's unfortunately in an arranged marriage with someone she doesn't know and wished it could've been different - which causes her to be out of the house and that's where she would always pass by, him.
and so there's no.rton - he's struggling, he's living in poverty, trying to find luck by following his father's footsteps and making ends meet. in a way, no.rton is also just like her, an orphan - but the only part was that she never got to experience the true hell of living by dirt. he wanted a better life, so he worked earnestly and diligently. he was praised by the employers and mocked by the coworkers. its hard to keep a positive working attitude with so many things being thrown at his direction.... but even still, he was trying his best to be kind and generous. the rich people makes him sick to his stomach. how selfish they are to not care of the people on the streets like him? it's unfair ... he believed every rich person was a scum
though his mind would change later when irene comes through and demonstrates the unthinkable - generosity, from the rich scums no less he'd say - but perhaps it felt wrong to call her one even if she was part of the upper class. she would always find a way to secretly drop a loaf of freshly cooked bread and coins on his station while trying her best to go unnoticed. tho he would catch on to her not so sneaky escapes trying to be charitable... i think at one point he'd confront her (which initially freaked her) but he's actually really nice... and thankful. very thankful
i think an interesting bit is when nor.ton's asshole coworkers would notice them being chummy (with a rich person no less!?!?) with each other (and uh oh it feels a bit slash rom here 😡) and they would try accuse him of slacking off to the superiors which again brings no.rton down and just. makes everything worse for him but irene tries her best to comfort him and promises him that all his efforts are real and genuine because she's seen them (and to prove her point, she doesn't hand out her kindness to his co-workers)... and tbh i think it would be funny the coworkers tried to look cool in front of her but shes like aha nooooo nope
no.rton has started to like tea ever since she made him drink her favorite flavors. he mostly liked the tea because it reminds him of her, aka the times where he's actually feeling okay.
i imagine a lot of hurt comfort going on with these two especially post explosion and his explosion scars would probably make him think he's too unsafe and dangerous for her and fears she'd see him like this... but she still cares. she still cares a lot for him. no.rton would also notice the ring she wears and irene has actually lied about being engaged (played it off as an accessory) because she didn't want him to change the way he acted just because she would be considered taken. she doesnt even know who shes marrying and yet the poor miner has her whole attention....
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rewordthis · 1 year ago
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Episode 19
Welcome to another episode of The Wrongest, yet again!
Right, so Nobara’s story was squeezed in just a few minutes before Mahito’s CT kicked in, huh? What am I supposed to say now? I guess we’re lucky Nanami Nation; at least our guy had more screen time than many, judging by how quickly Gege proceeds to finish off characters… 😬
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As for those of you that still wait for her after a whole year (yeah some of your posts still find their way to my dash… use that shitty spoilers tag for crying out loud! 🙄) just forget about it already! You can’t save someone that had their brains blown away. Her eyeball was literally flying off and rolling on the fucking floor! That was gruesome no matter how you look at it. It made my skin crawl… Brrr I honestly don’t even want to think what poor Yuuji had to witness… and right after Nanamin no less…. 🥺
But wow! Nobara really was wild as a kid, that was funny to watch. It felt a little less lonesome that she had a friend during her childhood, other than Saori who was older and driven out. It was surprising that Fumi was also someone that had moved in to the village as well, but I suppose Nobara wouldn’t be making friends easily with the locals anyway. You know them and they know you too well to really get along in such small and secluded places. That example with the old lady, Fumi spoke about? Yeah… that was fucking on point.
The fact that her story was told through her friend’s point of view had me question the reasons as to why Gege did that. Perhaps because unlike Nanami, she had someone she shared her life with? I hope so. There were at least two people Nobara cared enough for, that were thinking of her. That in my book is really important. It means they all shared some kind of love— a friendship.
It made the fact that her grandmother was against her wishes to leave the village all the more painful, as if she was afraid of what might happen to her. Could she know? I mean she should know, about how dangerous fighting curses are. But does she know about the school? How the school works, I mean. Could it be she was a student at Jujutsu Tech herself? That would explain why they had such an awful fight over it, that caused Nobara to delay her transfer… 🧐
And then… the depiction of the seats Nobara had talked about in season 1. It was so heartwarming that Gojo and the kids were sitting on sofas. Sofas are heavy. You can’t easily move them. It just goes to show how deeply rooted are the feelings she has for them. It’s so fundamental, I can’t stress this enough. Even Fumi was sitting on an armchair before she was thought of as her younger self when Nobara first met her. She had grown to be just that important to her… 🥺
What I hate the most though, is the fact that everyone are far more knowledgable on jujutsu than Yuuji. He didn’t even realised that Mahito had a double. He’s so painfully clueless, just like we are! My boy saw that Nobara’s technique was activated on Mahito but he didn’t realised how it worked on him! The thought that there should be a portion of his soul at someplace else where Nobara was fighting with it, didn’t even crossed his mind!!! My boy is in for such huge pain if nobody decides to explain to him some fucking basic things!!! PLEASE!!! 🤬
But Nobara was onto Mahito quite quickly, and I hate that?! She would’ve been such a powerful sorcerer were she to survive. Grrr 😡
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Both Gege and MAPPA were mean to Nobara-chan…
That curse has to be exorcised A!S!A!P!
Com’on Yuuji, I’m with you! We all are! I’m useless in jujutsu but I’m rooting for you!!! Don’t back down! Don’t let this pain bring you down! It’s time for you to stop feeling my boy!!! We’ll all wait for you to come out on the other side of your odyssey through hell!!! So buckle up, it’ll hurt!!! 🥺😭
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Big Sky S3 E13
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Well, season's over. Chat with me below!
So, because they're foremost in my mind at the moment, I'm gonna start with what I genuinely HATED about this finale. Lol!
FUCKING CORMAC saved Emily?! CORMAC!!! That was the most anti-climactic rescue EVER! I mean, obviously Cassie was there, and that's fine. But wt ACTUAL f?! Beau wasn't the one to save Emily? I HATED that with a fiery passion.
We got a hand on Jenny's fucking knee and absolutely NO answers about Beau's future?! I know it's probably because they don't know the future of the show and/or Beau's character, but we couldn't have at least got a kiss?! Like - 😡😡😡
Okay, now the stuff I liked/loved - pretty much everything up to the end. 😄 Beau's very real desperation was palpable and heartbreaking. My god, Jensen can make me cry in mere seconds!! This moment killed me!
Because as a mom, that's exactly the way I'd be thinking. Even if you're sure they're still alive - thinking about how scared they must be would be absolute torture.
I was surprised by the fact that Avery was actually dead. Wasn't happy with the fact that he got a bit of a hero's send off, cause he's still a creepy tool! But I guess in the end it just HAPPENED that HIS particular thugs weren't the ones to grab her. Lucky for him that the serial killer was the one to grab her first. 🙄
I was happy we got very little Carla in this episode. Kinda hate that she's pulling Emily away from Beau yet again. Maybe it's better for Emily to go back to Houston, maybe not. But you know what you should stop doing is moving her thousands of miles away from her incredibly loving father. As far as I'm concerned the hastag, "I hate Carla" remains alive and well. 😏
Loved Beau choking the life out of Buck! (Probably makes me a bad person!) I was actually a little disappointed that Jenny pulled him off. Though, it was probably the right thing to do. Le sigh
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Anyway, overall this episode was super tense (kept that way almost exclusively by Jensen's superb acting skills) and I'm very happy that both Emily and Beau are alive and healthy. I would have liked to see more of Beau and Emily in the aftermath, but I can never get enough of them.
I'm a bit up in the air about how I felt about this season overall. I feel like the writers definitely did diservice to the bleeding heart murders storyline. It could have been so much stronger, and the reveal of Buck was supremely anti-climactic. Which, I think was one of the biggest problems I had with the season. They kept setting up these "moments" and then really not paying them off.
But at the end of the day, I really loved all the stuff (or the tiny amount we got, anyway! 😏) with Beau and Jenny; for the most part I also really enjoyed the storylines of their individual cases. LOVED Beau and Emily's scenes; they had a real connection and Cree Cicchino is a really wonderful young actress, so natural and believable.
To the Powers That Be, I would watch the fuck out of a spin off with Beau and Emily!! Either in Houston or continuing on in Montana - make that happen!
To all my lovely followers and mutuals and kind Anons who watched along with me this season, chatting Beau and Big Sky with you was so much fun! Have to wait and see what becomes of Beau - I'd be very sad if that's the last we see of him. But only time will tell!
'Til then, here's a pic of angry Beau to keep us warm. 😜
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andypantsx3 · 2 years ago
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I've read everything you've posted on AO3, your so skilled at writing oml. The way you write each character doesn't feel out of character at all to me, and reading your work sucks me into it and hours fly by. I'll read anything you decide to upload lmao. The settings for each fic are so creative, and imma say it, you write the 'tension' so well...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)..
Also, funny how you and ofmermaids are friends I think. I've read all you guys' Ao3 fics, found them all to be top tier and didn't know my favorite authors knew each other until now!
I just wanted to tell you this, have a good day!
Ahhh thank you so much!! I am all floaty with this praise lol. You cannot be this nice to me or I will get a fat head about it.
I do really love the canon personality of each character so I try to stick as close as I know how with my fics (with maybe the exception of Shinsou?? I feel like I've extrapolated a little further from his canon personality) so I am thrilled to hear you think I'm doing okay!! The BNHA boys really are all so well written and interesting and they do their own work in the fic, I think lol.
And omg Mermie alert 🚨🚨🚨
I'm sure everyone is sick of me simping for her by now but she really is the light of my life lol. She is one of the most interesting and admirable people in the world, to me--she's got such a thoughtful perspective on the world (and it really shines through in her fics) but she's also this feral little gremlin ready to throw hands at any minute. She's got this frighteningly deep well of talent but genuinely has no idea of how deep it goes/zero ego over it (the opposite, annoyingly!!).
I think we are all lucky to get the slices of her that we do, in her fics and her blog posts. Except for when she says Shouto would be a naked butthole cat if he was an animal!!!! 😡
Anyway thank you lol, you are literally so kind and so sweet and I am soooo giddy with this ask it is ridiculous. Thank you!!! 💕❤️💕❤️
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chickensarentcheap · 2 years ago
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🙃 how do you feel about it rn?
🤌🏼 what feels does it hit?
👀 fav side ship in it?
🤭 main ship’s kind of tension?
😡 who’s the villain?
🧸 cute and fluff sneak peek?
💍 biggest supporter for WIP?
🤯 personal character hc in WIP?
🔮 predications on future feedback to WIP?
🚨 any trigger warnings?
🍻 fav dynamic duo in WIP?
🥸 tag yourself, which WIP character are you?
I'm feeling a little frustrated and disheartened, but it has a lot of potential and I just need to keep going
ALL THE FEELS! lol. It's angsty, it's sweet at times, it's bound to make people angry at moments
There is no side ship. As of this moment, anyway.
Sexual lol. Or at least it will be. Sexual and love lost and returned and needing to get back on track
The High Table (from John Wick)
When Tyler meets Esme's daughter (well, it's also his and he knows it as soon as he sees her), the little girl becomes very intrigued by him. How big he is, his scars, his tattoos, his accent. They end up back in Australia at his place for a bit, and she is attached to his hip and just follows him everywhere. Asking constant questions, wanting to help with whatever he's doing
There's so many people that have reached out and expressed their support! Especially yourself, @starryeyes2000 @youflickedtooharddamnit, @tragiclyhip, @secretaryunpaid
I have none
I'm hoping more people will reblog and comment!
profanity, smut, blood, gun violence
It will always be Esme and Tyler
I want to say Esme. But I'm not lucky enough to land a hottie like Tyler ;)
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I feel like I picked the worst and best time to catch up on skip to yuri because what the hell is going on with shima-kun!?!?!? he is going through it and it's driving up a wall!!! but thanks for piquing my interest in this series. now I have to wait month to month like every one else 😡
its definitely a very interesting time to catch up on the series... i caught up just before heart-thumping ocean arc began so i got pretty lucky there 😅
shima's currently experiencing a handful of hercule's trials LOL but it'll be good for him! im really glad you like it too its genuinely such a good series and the characters are handled with such kindness and care ouaggh... takamatsu is so good at what she does
im gonna be honest it is sorta agonizing the first couple times around but waiting gets easier! i dont mind it this days
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oh-austin · 2 years ago
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previous part / selena gomez fc, part two!
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ynupdates Y/N and Austin arrived in New York today ahead of the Met Gala tomorrow!!
ynfan5 did anyone see the pics of Austin taking her bag from her hands to carry it for her, mans really wants me to want him huh 🥵
austinfan7 I just love them together so much
austinfan7 I just love them together so much
austinfan9 I hope they walk together tomorrow like it’s all I want in life right now
ynfan6 it’s on my bucket list
ynfan2 anyone know where that dress is from?
austinfan12 austin looks delicious.. gotta be honest
ynfan13 I met them both today!! they were so kind and lovely to speak to, Y/N literally had a five minute conversation with me
ynfan16 IM SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW
ynfan13 can confirm she smells amazing
austinfan4 kinda missing black haired austin rn
ynfan14 I will legitimately lose my shit if they don’t walk together tomorrow
austinfan17 I want ONE interaction at MINIMUM
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themet singer and actress, Y/N L/N, has arrived in all her gilded glamour!
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ynfan17 SHES SO CLASSY AND BEAUTIFUL
ynfan19 she looks STUNNING 😍
austinfan14 waiting to see her and austin
austinfan18 we barely ever get Y/N and austin content, I’m holding out hope
vogue that’s our covergirl 😚
ynfan22 she looks better than half the people there
ynfan23 idk wtf some people are wearing this year, but I do know that Y/N is constantly hitting the mark
rarebeauty gorgeous!!
ynfan25 the rare beauty social media team has a big fat crush on Y/N and I’m here for it
ynfan26 WHERE IS AUSTIN?????? GET THEM TOGETHER NOW 😡
austinfan20 she’s so pretty wtf, austin is winning
austinfan23 I just want Y/N and Austin content, please god please I’m begging
ynfan27 literally on my hands and knees praying for at least ONE PICTURE 🧎‍♀️🙏🏼
ynfan28 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 PLEASE
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ynaustin-updates IM XRYING SHAKING AND THROWING UP RIGHT NOW AUSTIN AND Y/N NATIOJ WON SO GOOD TODAY
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ynfan31 I’m still in SHOCK
austinfan24 they look so good together I’m drooling
ynfan32 😭😭 they look so stunning
austinfan26 my bisexuality is panicking right now
ynfan35 DID ANYONE WHO WATCHED THE LIVESTREAM GET THEIR KISS????
ynfan36 OR HIM HELPING HER UP THE STAIRS??? DM ME ASAP PLEASE
austinfan27 it seriously doesn’t feel real, but we finally got the content we wanted
austinfan29 I’m reeling so hard
ynfan38 now we need austin to propose!
austinfan32 does anyone know if Austin is going out to see Y/N perform tomorrow at MSG?
ynfan39 I’m not sure but if he’s there this account with probably post about it
austinfan35 or Austin maybe, but we’re lucky to get anything from his inactive ass
austinfan37 go and give us nothing!!
austinfan38 constantly winning we are!!!!!
ynfan41 if Austin isn’t there, we riot at dawn besties 🫶🏼
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juanarc-thethird · 3 years ago
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Is Just Business
The Team RWBY is waiting for the team JNR to return from a special mission.
Weiss: *Worry* Do you think they are okay?
Ruby: *Tries to cheer her up* They're fine, I traveled with them in the past. They know what they are doing.
Blake: *To Weiss* I'm still surprised that you come up with the plan to blackmail your father, so we can get money for our adventure.
Yang: Yeah, I know your family is complicated, but I never thought YOU would do that.
Weiss: Well, I'm not his daughter to him anymore, so he deserved it.
In the distance they see a van approaching. In the driver's seat, they can see Ren and Nora next to him in the other front seat.
Nora: *Sticks his head out the window* We're back! Girls, did you miss us?
They stop the car and only Ren and Nora come out.
Ruby: So, how did it go? Did you get the money?
Nora: *Nervous* About that, we…. We didn’t get any money
Weiss: What!? That's what the mission was for! What happened?!
Nora: It's not our fault! He is a horrible person. *Looking at Weiss* No wonder you want to blackmail him.
Yang: Ok, but what happen?
Nora: I mean, I can't understand how someone can be so ruthless. What he did to people and to his own family. so scary You know, they're the people you stay away from.
Blake: *Worry* Nora! Just answer the question. What happen?
Nora: OK ok *takes a deep breath* We only ask for a fair payment in exchange for sensitive information. It sounds fair. But then he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit. I kinda got a little angry.
Weiss: *Worry* Did.. Did you break his legs?
Nora: *Ofended* What kind of violent woman do you take me for? No, I didn't break his legs.
Weiss: *relieved* Thank Oum.
Nora: But we did kidnap his wife!
Nora opens the backseat door showing Weiss mom making out with Jaune while sitting on his lap. It's getting a bit hot
Weiss: *In shock* MOTHER!?
Yang: OH SHIT!
Blake: Oh~
Ruby: *Feeling envy* She so lucky.
Willow: *Stop kissing Jaune to see who call her* Oh Weiss! I didn’t see you there.
Weiss: Why are you making out with Jaune?
Willow: So he is the boy you speak of in your letters. He doesn't look like a scraggly boy to me. More like a thick man, a thick sexy man. *Tries to kiss Jaune again but*
Weiss: MOM! Stop that!
Willow: Relax, it's not like you're dating him.
Weiss: He is my friend!
Ren: Okay, I don't want to be that person, but we have to move before they find us.
Willow: Ok just give us 5min. *She moves her hips a little bit and feels something thick* Oh~ make it 10.
Weiss: What?!
Ruby: 15 I’m joining
Willow: Oh my~
Ruby gets into the van and closes the door behind her.
Weiss: Why is this happening to me?!
Yang: I could be worst.
Weiss: *Angry* How?
Yang: Your sister also slept with Jaune.
Nora: *Giggles* How do you think we got the van?
Yang: No way!
Weiss: NNNOOOOO!
Willow: YES!~
Part 2 by @darkvaga -----------------------------
An awkward 30 min later
Weiss: 😡
Jaune:.......
Weiss:😡
Jaune: a.....
Weiss: not a word out of you
Jaune: *clamps mouth shut*
Blake: weiss....you can't be mad at jaune. He's an innocent party in this situation
Weiss: oh really? Well why didn't he deny my mother when she kissed him! Hmm!?
Jaune: *opens mouth*
Weiss: shut it!
Jaune: *shuts up*
Ren:..i think its more so because she had years of pent up sexual repression, & when jaune was being himself......
Nora: and he f@%# your sister for this van
Ren:....not helping nora
Weiss: *fuming*....well he could have controlled himself & his....ahem....lower sword
Yang: weiss.....have you even seen your mom's hips. Look at that thing, they put Blake's booty to shame
Blake: watch it yang....
Yang: if i were jaune i would get a hard on too
Jaune: *opens mouth*
Yang: still not off the hook with me vb
Jaune: *shrinks away*
Blake: look what's done is done. We should be more focused on is how are we gonna get money for our little adventure
Willow: *calming intruding* weiss dear if you nneded funds you could have told me
BY & JNR:...........*staring at weiss*
Weiss: *embrassed* well....i....wasn't sure you'd be will to give me any
Willow: of course sweet, you're my daughter. I may not look it, but I'd do anything for you....
Weiss: oh....thank you
Willow: however, i would like to ask you ladies for a small favor
WBY & N&R: what is it ms schnee/ mother?
Willow: i will need to "borrow" your friends for a while~
Yang:....uuuuhhhh
Blake: oh.....
Weiss:......Friends?!
Willow: mhmm *staring ren & jaune down like a predator*
Ren:.....*blushing* oh well....ummm...i don't think my gir...
Nora: how much are you offering?
Willow: what ever amount you want
Nora: DEAL! GET IN THERE BOYS
Ren:.....jaune......I'm scaroused
Jaune: *not saying anything due to the death glare weiss is giving him as he and ren are being pulled back to the van*
The girls simply stare at awe at the now rocking van
Weiss: 😱
Blake:...weiss......are you
Yang: i think she's gonna be out of commission for a while
.............
Blake: hey yang....
Yang: yeah....
Blake: isn't ruby still in the van....
Yang:..........F#^^÷&@^#:÷
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