#not serious at all

[cochineal-leviat]

Zeef-rin

(Sieve-rin)

I will put the joke explanation under the keep reading because I know it takes the humour out of it, but I still want to explain the wordplay that goes into it, as I doubt many of those who come across this post understand Dutch.

So, the Dutch word for sieve is Zeef, which sounds closer to Sif than Sieve does. I say "Sif, Sif," as it is also an onamonapia for sieving. I don't think anyone here actually says sif, sif when sieving, but I do because it is one of my stims.

The pronunciation of Zeef is a bit harder to explain as breaking it down uses the pronunciation of Dutch vowels, but the closest I can get to it is a harder, long, drawn-out s, a long Dutch e (eehhh) and a phhhh at the end.

Another fun fact: the closest Dutch word to Sif is suf, which means lethargic, drowsy, dull, dreamy (closer to dopey), dizzy, confused, or silly. I use it a lot because it perfectly describes how I feel during school semesters.

The pronunciation for suf is the same as the suffix suf (like in the word suffocate)

So I can say: Suffe Sif zit in de suffe sofa. (Drowsy Sif sits on the dull sofa) and it makes sense.

[wordy-little-witch]

Unpopular opinion - I think it would be fuckin hilarious if there was a crossdressing episode in CoS from LoA - context? Fuck if I know rn, but imagine it for a moment.

The guys need to dress in drag for some reason. Maybe they need to get some further information from smth like a brothel or a gentleman's club in Barovia. Someone brings up how odd it may be for perception of so many men all clustered together. They're trying to math out how to make this work when Sarnax has the bright idea to mention that he and Shepherd ARE inhuman - in a land with little to not exposure, how could they even tell the differences? Cue makeover montages!

Only Sarnax is adamant that the cloak is non-negotiable.

This leaves Shep. He tells the others not to worry, give him maybe twenty minutes. When he comes back out, he's in some daisy dukes, a tied off button up, his hair tied up into a tiny ponytail.

Everyone dies /j

[summerlycoris]

Me when its first of july.

[eldritchcoffees]

They come as a set

[taivans]

i cant deal with them mgkjgnfgfdkjdnkfgnfgkgf

[biowhore]

wait if gale x karlach isn't called bombsquad I might just leave this fandom

[bbrainrotcentral]

i love him do y’all think he would drive a nissan altima

[purrfectcellz]

Sorry cell, it's his lab you're living in, his rules.

Joke between my friend and I ^^

[4rm3ni4n]

Gave up halfway through if it wasn’t obvious

[jenna-louise-jamie]

i posted my first AR fic yesterday! tumblr will not let me link it so. if you wanna read it. idk. my ao3 is jennalouiselynn because apparently someone already took jennalouisejamie. anyway check it out! (only if you want to) ((please be nice if you do)) (((i was so brave for posting it))).

[if-you-give-a-chat-a-cookie]

Adrien pranks his fans

Disclaimer: this is a joke and not at all serious. hate comments are wanted and appreciated but only about the story.

this is based on a wattpad au that I posted on tumblr, so lets pretend this is a wattpad comment section and have some fun with it.

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Adrien Agreste x Reader 

By The REALAdrienAgreste 

It was a sunny day in Paris and I had just woken up from a wonderful dream about my favorite model and love of my life Adrien Agreste. As I got up from bed I went to brush my teeth and put my long black hair into a messy bun and stare at my bluebell orbs in the mirror. I want to make sure I look my best today because even though I'm being bullied badly at school I don’t want Hawkmoth to take control of my emotions and it also helps that Adrien attends my school as well,  how lucky am I!!!

I walk towards my closet and put on my best outfit a pair of galaxy leggings, a black, shirt, black converse, and a matching galaxy hoody. You see I’m not like other girls, Im kind of a space nerd teehee. Anyway, after I finish getting ready for school I walk downstairs and out the door. I don’t need to say bye to my parents as they’re never home. Once I arrive at school I’m immediately pushed into the lockers by Sarah (I can’t stand her 😡😡😡😡) she’s the most popular girl in school and she hates me for some reason. She pushed me to the ground “stay away from Adrien.” She says in her annoying voice “he’s mine” she laughs cruelly (NO HES NOT YOU JERK)  “leave her alone” says a familiar husky voice and I turn to see who it was “oh Adrien, it’s not what it looks like we were just playing a joke” says Sarah. “I didn’t look that way to me” he says as he helps me up (AHHH HES SO SWEET AND HANDSOME😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I LOVE YOU ADRIEN!!!!)” are you okay Y/N?” He asked,his forest green emerald orbs staring into my own sapphire orbs, but I couldn’t say anything as tears were welling up in my ocean blue orbs from embarrassment. I quickly ran off and I could hear him calling out to me but I ignored him and ran to my secret place, the roof of the school. I couldn’t stop thinking of the terrible day that I had but I knew that I had to keep moving forward so I sang my favorite song to help me calm down. “This is my fight song, take back my life song, prove I’m alright song” I sang in a beautiful high pitched voice (YOU GO GIRL)  well at least everyone tells me my voice is beautiful I don’t really hear it but once I’m done I hear clapping and I quickly turn around to find Adrien. “Wow that was amazing Y/N” I blushed a little at his compliments “are you going to sing that at the talent show tonight?” “No” I replied “I’m too shy to sing in front of a crowd” “ I think you should do it Y/N, you would win for sure” Adrien said in a sweet voice “alright I said convinced I’ll sing in tonight’s talent show”. Later that night I found myself standing on stage in front of a huge crowd of people and wearing a beautiful outfit with a denim vest and a purple and sea green ombre skirt with purple sparkley heels,I was ready to sing but as the music started I froze until I heard a little whisper coming from the side of the stage, it was Adrien and with him there I knew I could sing, so I did. I sang fight song and when I was done everybody cheered and Adrien ran up onto the stage dipped me down and kissed me passionately (AHHH SO ROMANTIC) “i love you Y/N” he said breathlessly. “I love you too Adrien”

The end 

AHHHHHHHHHH WASN’T THAT THE MOST ROMANTIC THING EVER 

BUT BACK OFF ADRIEN IS MINE!!!

“And post. What do you think Plagg?” 

Plagg stared at the screen in disgust as the story went live. “Adrien what in the name of all that is cheese was that? And did you base Y/N off of pigtails? You told me Y/N was supposed to be based off the reader, why would you give them features?” 

Adrien laughed, “for fun Plagg, when I discovered how many X reader fic there were about me i wanted to try writing one too. It’s kind of like playing a prank on my fans.” 

“So you put the real Adrien Agrest as your username”

“that’s the best part I told them I wrote it but because it’s the internet no one will believe it’s actually me. Now should I do Chat noir next?” 

[sillybillybelle]

god is speaking directly into my ear and im being told to make a lebelise fic. about what? i dont know. what if i died

[sampokoskihsr]

if you have lactose intolerance you cant have autism. source: trust me bro

[hewsos-from-lesbos]

Everyone’s all ‘serious political issue this’ and ‘serious social issue that’. Where are my silly guys, my funny bitches, my ridiculous people?