#he's literally the meme:

[fullmetal-angelgrace]

I'm watching season 1 of the mandalorian and omg I cant believe how quickly Din turns into a dad, once he escapes with grogu he is FULLY ready to just chill on a random planet taking care of him for who knows how long, I love it

[theofficialuriel]

summary of act 1

[fairy-of-divorce]

[lilybug-02]

Flatland(1884) Fanart in the year of our Lord 2024.

[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

According to Anthony Bridgerton, there are two kinds of people in this world

His Wife:

and

Not His Wife (everyone else):

[astarionancuntnin]

haha get loved you fuck

astarion + text posts (part 16)

[sketchy-tour]

Literally me when he sings off key, off beat, and with literally no rhythm

[ghostbsuter]

"Quick!" A- a girl? Wraps their arm around Steph's own, dragging her close and shielding their own face. Their eyebrows are knitted together, they're biting their lip.

"Pretend we're out together please– there are some creepy people following me for some time."

Steph's eyes narrow, she scoots closer, practically glueing herself to the strangers side and smiling brightly.

"Gosh," she starts, then lowers her voice, "what should I call you?"

They fumble for a moment too long, and Steph takes a leap of faith.

The blond grins. "It's been so long since we met up again, isn't it, Beatrice!"

The stranger plays along, giggling behind their hand. "I'm sorry, you know I've been terribly busy," they raise an eyebrow at steph, asking for her name silently.

"Agnes," she whispers, and they repeat. "Agnes! My cats have been missing you too, you should come over more."

"I will, I will," Steph promises, peering behind her to watch out, and just like her new friend warned her, there were some weirdos in white lab coats and some in suits walking around, searching.

"Thank you." 'Beatrice' whispers as they walk around a building, leaving the place in the dust.

"No problem." Steph replies with a smile.

They separate once far enough, and 'beatrice' fiddles with something before handing it to her.

"My number," 'beatrice' explains at the bewildered look. "You're pretty cool, I thought– maybe you'd like to stay in contact?"

"Yes!" She jumps at the opportunity, taking the number with care and getting out her phone.

"My name is Danny, He/him." they speak in low tones, steph following right by their side as they continue.

"Steph, She/Her." She shoots him a quick wink before sending a text and hearing the sound of Danny's notification ping.

"I gotta go now. It was really nice to meet you, steph."

"A joy for me as well."

[potatounicoorn]

It's a hereditary trait, nothing to be done😔

[tokkosoap]

Hes literally me your honour

[paintedcrows]

Tfw your [REDACTED] starts dating the guy who tried to rob you (context)

[iknowicanbutwhy]

Hello, do-not-make-Mirabelle-angry gang, I present to you @ksenya-and-the-artistic-cucumber being really funny with scattered context

[whump-is-love-whump-is-life]

The internet whenever I come up with a fun whump method:

[fiendishfables]

I am wholeheartedly convinced that Lucifer struggles daily to fight the voices-

[sadwetcatmk]

[ryssbelle]

Thought of this while at work, sorry it's a bit hard to read I sketched it out really fast before my last shift lmao wanted to get it done so I could work on other stuff hehe

If it's any consultation Floyd is mostly talking about himself