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me whenever i see tim being unnecessarily included in a jason lives or a robin jason-centric fic:
#anti tim drake#he's like a cockroach#this is why i just filter his character tag now#so fucking annoying#jason todd
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hah, i just remembered kdj saying his fav yjh regression is 999. the same regression who sacrificed himself every time for his companions, to the point of making deals with outer gods ending in his death. now kdj is one annoying rat/squid bastard who keeps scheming and then dying somewhere without telling anyone all because he wants his companions (most especially a certain sunfish) to stay alive...
i guess now we know who to blame for that brand of idiocy.
#orv kdj#orv#kim dokja#the rat bastard who just won't die#he's like a cockroach#he's more rat than squid for this post#lesson learned kids#don't idolize your idol too much#keep it healthy#lol kdj's mom was totally right when she said yjh was not good for her son#then again since kdj's taste in novels are “trash”#then so is his taste in “life and death companions”#srsly tho#yoo joonghyuk really is his raison d'etre#the same way kdj is han sooyoung's
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Alright I say this a lot as a joke but I'm posting it now while season 2 is still fresh. If Bobby Ball comes back I'm gonna do something crazy.
#IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN BUT HOLD ON LISTEN TO ME-#we never saw the corpse and we never got the cards*#(*the briefcase in the trailer had neither one inside)#not to mention his body kinda wasn't normal cuz of the x-hand#so who knows if iris managed to kill him at the time or not#he's like a cockroach#bobby aside tho#those cards can't be destroyed and the gang still needs them#so if he IS dead then i guess a new baller's in town (or the knight got to them)#anyways i don't expect him to actually come back but still#high card does some crazy shit sometimes#high card#bobby ball#i'll make a tag eventually
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#here comes j o h n n y#he's back from the dead and he's gonna end the mfers who decided he should die in mw3#actually i drew this to keep myself awake rn because?? there's a cockroach in my room???#and it disappeared now im afraid for my life?????#like im afraid that i'll lie down and i'll see mr cockroach beside me HAHA#my art#2024#call of duty#call of duty: modern warfare#call of duty: modern warfare ii#call of duty: modern warfare iii#cod#cod mw#cod mwii#cod mwiii#modern warfare#mw#mw2#mw3#soap cod#johnny soap mactavish#soap mactavish#art#fanart#digital art#digital drawing#sketch#doodle#video games
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#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#omw to crawl on top of him like a cockroach#my brain just turned into the consistency of a slushie. are u happy now#cause wtf.#this black swan like he’s gonna take a look in the mirror and the word wh0re will pop up in the mirror like in that movie#and i hope it haunts him forever like this picture will haunt me
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You guys ever think about an AU where Jason goes to hound Tim through Titans Tower, and, mid pursuit—while Tim is screaming at him about the second Robin being his hero, tryin to crawl away in a trail of blood—realizes he’s become an even worse version of his own mother, who sold him out to the Joker?
Because I do.
#the perpetual horror of genetics#and what our minds make of it#nature and nurture#Jason having an entire existential crisis in the middle of enacting his pointless vengeance#meanwhile Tim is just grateful for the momentary respite#Jason having a split second decision of ‘No I will NOT be like that monster’ and scooping Tim up#Tim thinks this is it and he’s done for#in actuality Jason is going to personally patch the replacement up if he wants to or not#Tim doesn’t know what’s happening but he’s not a fan of this do-and-don’t#he’d rather have a clear road ahead of him than this weird psych manipulation thing thanks#meanwhile Jason: I’m gonna coddle the shit out of you you little cockroach#Tim: I’m getting real mixed signals here man#jason todd#Tim drake#titans tower au#prompts#batfamily#red hood#Robin
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the word mistake weighs heavy on him, briefly. aware of the fact she thought it was a mistake, she made is painstakingly clear daily that it was a mistake that she ended up in bed with him. it just didn't mean much to him, if anything at all. he got a rise out of reminding her of her slip up and enjoyed watching her entire demeanor cringe at the mention of their night in bed. ❛ are you sure it was a mistake ? ❜ the query is followed by a raise of his brows, keeping his eyes locked on the blonde before him. ❛ what games am i playing exactly ? all i did was come up to you, whether or not he decided to stick around wasn't my problem. ❜
his entire presence is irritating, causing body to shudder with disgust. each comment a reminder of why she despises him and everything he stands for. god, out of all people, why did she have to fall in bed with him? memory is still foggy, bits and pieces coming to her in flashes, attempting to paint an image of the entire puzzle. though one thing that keeps haunting her is the feeling of his mouth on her skin. " because it was a mistake. " words cut through brewing tension sharply, spelling it out in a way even he could understand. " i'm serious, theo. i don't want any part of you or your fucked up games, so go back to your lane and i'll stay in mine. sound good? "
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I just bought RE2 and why does Leon refuse to look you in the eyes when you turn the camera. Is he scared of eye contact or somethiyn
#The way he runs is also funny#My brain is fried because I just played for like four hours straight#One of those was trying to figure out where I had to go next since I got lost and can barely read maps#I KEPT ENTERING AND LEAVING THE SAME THREE ROOMS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES#It was all worth it though I ended up findi g the morgue at the end#I got jumpscared by the cockroaches but not because they’re bugs it was because Leon screamed#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#re2 remake#re2 leon#resident evil#resident evil 2
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#i hate him#i wish i could make it as a gif so it would do the sparkly#armand#amc iwtv#iwtv#interview with the vampire#armand de romanus#i want to step on him like a cockroach#and just for the record I don't think he's a girlboss but he was the leader of whack ass theater kids which technically makes him a boss#iwtv memes
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Pest control Danny
So Danny is Damian's twin and like the usual jazz. YOU ARE ALIVE?. HAHA NO.
So batfam noticed something. When Danny thinks no one is looking he is muttering die pests and stomping his foot and in general trying to kill something
Alfred thinks Danny saw pests and does not hesitate.
Anyway like a few months later world is in danger yada yada and they need the help of a minor demon, who literally stole the key they need and they need to trade for it.
And the encounter goes like this.
Constantine: we are dealing with a minor demon, don't lower your guard just because it's a lower demon. It managed to steal the key.
Bat: hn
So Constantine summons the demon and the demon gets summoned
Demon:well well-
Danny:ITS YOU!
Demon: huh? Yes-
Danny:NOT YOU, YOUHAVE YOU BEEN THE ONE BRINGING PESTS INNNN THE HOUSE? Ugh later ILL TALK TO YOU LATER need to get rid of this
Batfam : wait a min-
Danny straight up lunges at the demon breaking the circle in the process and no longer trapping it but still Danny grabs it by the legs as it was trying to escape and he just literally kills it.
John Constantine slowly backing away : uhh we needed a . . . thing from that . . ."
Danny: I'll get that key for you, but for the love of the ancients stop summoning things . Gotham is arleady cursed enough as it is
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#is this done yet?#dc x dp#so danny saw his brother and just decided that he'll get rid of all the curses.#like it was an infestation#similar to roaches in a house of a hoarder#danny really wants to ask where the heck did they manage to get the curses#but he doesn't#to keep up the human act#cursed look like roaches to him#acts like one too#really hard to get rid of#demons are like really big roaches#and he got really angry#like imagine if some sad trenchcoat man tries to unleash one of the most fattest juiciest cockroach jnto your kithen#ghostreblogging
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Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days - Anti-Riku
#kingdom hearts 358/2 days#kh days#anti-riku#the world that never was#my gif#i'll reiterate again in case anyone missed the info from my last post but#after you complete this fight in the main story you can return back to it in mission mode and riku will instead appear as anti-riku#his moveset remains the same except he has no voice lines#he's reskinned because if you or a friend played as riku in multiplayer mode it would get confusing very fast#are there any creepypastas for these games?#omg anti riku started bleeding realistic blood from under his blindfold#then he crawled out of my nintendo ds screen and climbed up my arm like a cockroach and killed me irl
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The face of a man that��s about to start climbing the furniture while screaming bloody murder
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i know it 1000% is just a fanon thing, but if cockroach vox is actually what he looked like when he landed in hell then yeah i'm on vox's side
sorry alastor, you advocate for the classics and find progress for the sake of progress distasteful because YOU were never 3 (three) feet tall. "if it ain't broke don't fix it" doesn't apply if it IS BROKE
like yeah, personally ripping out your own limbs and organs to replace with newer artificial models on a regular basis is pure unadulterated body horror, but i'd rather not exist in a realm of 10 foot tall moth pimps as some dweeb the same size as a handbag
#i dont know how niffty tolerates it#like i'd hate my ex too if he wanted me to remain knee-height#cockroach vox#2013 vox#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel vees#hazbin vox#vox the tv demon#vox hazbin hotel
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#been a while since I’ve produced low effort content for this fandom. but I’m like a cockroach and refuse to die.#resident evil village#karl heisenberg#what is he bilingual in? probably English and Romanian? maybe German? Klingon? we may never know
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bold words coming from a man wearing a Gucci sleeping bag 💅
#ohhh my god in all seriousness. who DOESN'T want to try on Maxime's coat. it looks so wonderfully cosy!!! 🙈💖💖💖#i genuinely think you could roll down a hill at an angle which could kill someone in that thing and come out unscathed#i have. definitely. drawn the coat even puffier than it actually is. but it makes me laugh 😂💖💖#hey who knows. maybe he can puff it up. perhaps he's hiding extra weaponry in there today. or a few thousand cockroach families 💀#this was also my excuse to a) draw Maxime angry and b) practice out the Illumination style#i really like it!! might try drawing this way more often :3c#maxime le mal#despicable me 4 spoilers#despicable me 4#despicable me#dm4#starleskart
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i love your hua cheng design so dearly
YES! YES! TRUE TO SIZE!!!
#fanart#hua cheng#xie lian#THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS OMGGGGGGG B''*)#Your work is always such a delight to see and I feel very honoured#You are more than the Average Hua Cheng Fan. You are THE hua cheng fan#i have been wanting to draw the ‘real’ mxtx characters next to the pd-mdzs creature caricatures for *ages*#so I am delighted to see this more than I could possible put into words.#I cannot get over the expressions in your comic. My GOD#HC's expression in the first panel has so many layers to it. Chef's kiss#And SO TRUE Xie Lian would be so delighted at tiny Hua Cheng. Meanwhile. The Hua Chengs would Compete#Bug HC is like a cockroach though. Nigh Indestructible. All angles.#I played around with the idea that the tiny version of HC *was* the same HC but then I realized he would Not Abandon Xie Lian Prime.#I don't know how HC would react towards a little XL. With kindness I suspect.#I had a reverse doodle but.... I'm not sure enough to post it.#Anyways. I like to think that the little HC and XL live in their walls like borrowers.#aRGH that should have been my doodle. NEXT TIME.
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