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dithschi · 23 hours ago

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Müde Mäuse Sleepover bei Adam

Adam:

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Leo: Viel Spaß euch. Ich war grade noch Laufen und muss jetzt erstmal duschen. Grüß Pia von mir 🙂

#mehr tired bestie content #das ist die energie die ich in edn sehen will #adam schürk #pia heinrich #adam & pia bestie agenda #tatort saarbrücken #spatort #leo benutzt 🙂 unironisch change my mind #he's just old like that #pia gibt guten dating advice

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batcavescolony · 7 months ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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woodsteingirl · 1 year ago

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starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

#it’s soooo funny i don’t know……#he’s like really not that old like the age gap between them can’t be more than like ten years max he just talks like he’s on his deathbed #samael speaks

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notrobinsomethingworse · 12 days ago

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Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.

Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.

Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.

Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.

Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?

Bruce: what.

Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.

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noelledeltarune · 1 year ago

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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

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kendyroy · 4 months ago

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Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

#ik hes done odder stuff but like i just find this dude placed in random situations funny #i actually need to hear his thoughts during this entire experience #he was just in a bar a second ago #and now hes standing in some kind of interdimensional corporate office thingie #and now hes got pruned and sent to an interdimensional trash can #this old man is having the weirdest three days of his life #did i post this just for logans silly :( face #yes yes i did #love the amount of confused as hell faces logan makes in this movie #deadpool & wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool x wolverine #wolverine #logan howlett #hugh jackman #TVA #deadpool 3 #worst wolverine #poolverine

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artkaninchenbau · 1 year ago

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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corvid-khaos · 1 year ago

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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

#fionna not knowing anything about him is so damn funny bc she will say shit like ‘relax i’ve played a lot of post apocalyptic RPGs’#COMPLETELY unaware #boring my ass this man is 1058 years old lived thru a nuclear apocalypse was a crazy ice wizard for a while was almost digested by cthulhu #he’s anything BUT boring #he just doesn’t say shit lmao #fionna and cake #adventure time #atimers #fionna and cake fanart #adventure time fanart #fionna campbell #simon petrikov #princess bubblegum #cake the cat

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mellotronmkll · 1 year ago

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This is so awesome

#The article makes it kinda sound like it's just for his sons but he's been obsessed with trains forever himself #Like Phil we know it's for you #psa to anyone coming here now this has notes yes this is from an old article and I know this already #It's from 2008 he's not releasing anything anytime soon I know #tp

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dollelujah · 1 month ago

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I love how Smithers is a mostly OOB collector. He's got some in box but either he's fine with collecting vintage Malibu Stacy OOB and restoring them or as is from other collectors. I could listen to him ramble on about how he organizes his display for hours

#Doll hyperfixation and gay for old men #He just like me fr

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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Old man consequences in FNAF ultimate custom night

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf ultimate custom night #fnaf ucn #golden freddy #william afton #springtrap #old man consequences #My man is just trying to fish #and people from super hell keeps poppin out #I ACTUALLY like the idea that old man consequences is the manifestation of consequences itself #like he isn’t a stand in for anyone or made by anyone #he’s just a silly guy #William will NEVER make it out of super hell ❤️

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ibahibut · 3 months ago

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🐦‍⬛: I'm fine..

💀: Stay still

#dragon age #dragon age veilguard #dragon age the veilguard #lucanis dellamorte #emmrich volkarin #lucanis x emmrich #emmrich x lucanis #old man yaoi #have fun playing the game #im just gonna watch the livestream when the game come out #Spite just chilling there bcoz he's the one who's been making Lucanis fight the hardest enemy #he is waiting fir a right time till he fully possessed Lucanis #kinda want to see more Lucanis and Spite interaction like Eddie and Venom situation #emmcanis #lucarich

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #unique magic posters #this was so unforseeable!#i hope malleus gets pumpkinified immediately and sebek has to carry him around on a little velvet cushion #i hope jade puts his plant knowledge to good use by being extremely judgy about the firmness of everyone's rind #i hope that everyone is still wearing their silly little hats as pumpkins #(i know they won't. but if we don't have hope we have nothing.)#and i'm still feeling like oogie's gotta show up later and menace jamil just by existing #perhaps we'll have to team up against him with the scullsman or something 👀#also just to get it out before being proven entirely wrong #my theory is still that he's from the past and we gotta teach him about the True Meaning of Halloween (aka candy and funtimes)#so he can go back to his own time and become the founder of modern-day candy and funtimes halloween or something #bootstrap paradox be damned #i could be entirely off-base but that's what i'm thinking right now #idk he just has the vibe of an old-timey boy to me #he's had the great misfortune of being born before there were hot topics where he could meet other jack skellington fanatics #too late for the black plague too early for the black parade 😔

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oifaaa · 2 months ago

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It's funny how opinions can change over time for instance I used to want Bruce to be a good parent but then I realised how fucking boring that is to read at the end of the day comics are soap operas and I'm here for the drama

#dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #character development <- for me not for bruce #give that bitch some regression #but yeah i think there is a fine line with bruce and his parenting #like imo he should be trying his best but failing spectacularly at it #all his actions should come from his own fucked up sense of duty #anyway i think ive mentioned this before #but someone just liked one of my really old posts #talking about good parent bruce and how hes important yada yada yada #and reading it made me go #i dont agree with this bitch she does not speak for me >:(#so setting the record straight #.... until i change my mind again lmao

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brainrotcharacters · 4 months ago

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TW: Wolverine Badonkas

I laughed rewatching because like

#wade you clearly wouldn't turn down fucking him if the offer ever came up #you're just as down horrendous as these tva agents #who btw must enjoy their employment extra much from that point on #nonchalant motherfucker who openly ogled Logan's abs not five minutes ago #wade honey it's ok flirt with that old man #do it for the nation #do it for the audience #gif credits to owner #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024 #wolverine #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #AND LOGAN DOESN'T EVEN REACT TO THE INSULT #domesticated cat no longer blinks when insulted #did they reach that much of an understanding with each other that logan knows wade doesn't mean it #either that or logan genuinely does not give a fuck what wade thinks of his body #either or lol #“Alright 🙄 put 😠 your 🫵greasy tits🫠 away 🤦you🫵 preening🦚 slut💅”#like he's so SICK of Logan's rizz #in a domesticated intimately gay “goddamnit I KNOW same babygirls but like can we fOCUS”#gif credits to landoslastnerve #landoslastnerve

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kensatou · 8 months ago

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i'm picking him up like he's loot dropped on the dungeon floor for being too annoying and putting him in my pocket

#studying him like a bug... putting him in a little jar and shaking him...#he's just so happy to be lovingly shrinkwrapped and spun by a monster and then to see an old friend <3 #laois touden #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #anime #manga #autoplay warning

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