#he's just a baby. he's in his 20s but he's just a baby.

[sugarwarachan]

(･ω･)つ andy's notes: megumi fushiguro when you have a bf he hates. cws: all characters 20+, mild smut, afab!reader, mdni

bsf!megumi who's never once admitted to his years-long crush on you, no matter how many times yuuji and nobara tease him over it.

bsf!megumi who might have convinced himself that he's perfectly content loving you from a distance, but every night he dreams of you in his arms.

bsf!megumi who can normally hold his composure suddenly having to excuse himself from the room whenever you hang out to address the raging cockstand in his pants.

bsf!megumi whose stomach sinks when you start dating someone.

bsf!megumi who hates your scummy boyfriend so much that he actually starts to hate you. why don't you understand that you deserve better? how are you so blinded by pretty words?

bsf!megumi who knows he won't be able to stop himself from saying something so he just avoids you altogether.

bsf!megumi who gets cornered into confronting you by nobara (she grew bored of the moping). he does his best not to notice how beautiful you look, but it's the first thing his eyes take in. he's missed you so much it's like a sucker punch to the gut.

bsf!megumi who does his best not to grin like an idiot when you tell him you dumped that loser. "about time you kicked him to the curb," he says, eyes fixed on the gentle pout of your lips. you roll your eyes at his response, and he knows he's been an immature asshole for avoiding you, but now that he's confronted by the reality of confessing his feelings, he's scared shitless.

bsf!megumi who thinks it should be so simple to say "I've loved you for years," but the words feel inadequate compared to the space you consume in his heart.

bsf!megumi who can't help but laugh when you say, "I come all this way to tell you I left that guy and you won't even make a move?"

bsf!megumi who groans against your mouth when he kisses you, cupping your jaw with one hand and running the other in between your shoulder blades. his mind fuzzes out when your tongues clash, the kiss devolving into a mess of teeth and spit as he wrestles you closer to him

bsf!megumi who loves how responsive you are. "he ever make you feel this good?" he asks as he licks a filthy stripe down your neck, biting at your collarbone and roughly squeezing your tit through your shirt. "didn't touch you as well as your best friend does, huh?"

bsf!megumi who mixes rough and sweet so well, bullying his cock into your quivering hole with rocking strokes before sliding all the way in. "fuck, rolling your eyes back in your head already, baby? i haven't even gotten started." (like father like son)

bsf!megumi who is a fucking menace determined to make you cum as many times as possible to make up for lost time.

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[9:43 pm]

(cw: f!reader, Mark is drunk)

"Fuck yeah! Keg stand champion!" You hear someone yell as you make your way into the crowded living room of the NXT frat house.

You hadn't planned on being here tonight. You had some assignments you wanted to get a jump on, you hadn't been in the best mood all day, and you didn't feel like spending your night around a bunch of drunken, bumbling idiots.

So how did you end up here? Your drunk, bumbling boyfriend fratboy!Mark. Well, not him directly. He'd been a little whiny when you told him you weren't going to come to the party tonight, but he understood your reasoning and didn't push. You'd actually gotten a call from Johnny about 20 minutes ago asking you to come help with Mark.

Mark was a lightweight, like a featherweight even. If he even smelled alcohol, he got tipsy. For the most part, during parties, you put yourself in charge of making sure Mark didn't get too drunk. When he got too drunk he got messy. Without you being there, there was no one to be in charge. You should have guessed you'd be getting this call at some point in the night, but not less than an hour after the party began.

You elbow past some drunk party goers and make your way upstairs toward one of the bathrooms that's always off limits during parties. You knock, hearing a muffled, "occupied! Use a bathroom downstairs!"

"Johnny," you reply, "it's me."

You hear a retch and cringe, listening as Johnny pulls the door open. He let's out a sigh of relief, "I'm sorry, he just wouldn't stop crying because he missed you. I don't know how you deal with this. He's fine with you, right?"

"Of course he is. Thanks for calling, enjoy your party," you nod with a smile.

Johnny leaves you and Mark alone in the bathroom and you take to helping Mark out. You rub his back and give him the water bottle Johnny had left on the counter for him. Mark is groaning the whole time, eyes shut as he curls in on himself. After about 15 minutes you know that he's done.

He's slumped against the toilet bowl when you pat his cheek, "come on, babe. Let's get you back to bed."

He doesn't even open his eyes as he whines, "not goin' to my room wi' you."

"We need to get you to bed, babe, come on," you prod.

His eyes snap open as he lifts his head, "Stop callin' me babe. Look, I have a girlfriend alright. She won't be happy if I bring another girl to my room."

"Mark, I am your girlfriend," you explain.

"No, you're not," Mark shakes his head like a child, "my girlfriend didn't wanna come out tonight, and she said— she said she's not comin' tonight." He's looking up at you with tears in his eyes, "I really miss 'er."

You crouch down beside him, cupping his cheek as you coo, "baby, I'm here. It's me."

"No, you're not you!" He squints at you, rubbing his eyes and grumbling about needing his glasses, "if you're my girlfriend, tell me something only my girlfriend would know."

You stare at Mark blankly, as his girlfriend since senior year of high school, there's a lot of things only you would know. You shrug and answer anyway, "when we lost our virginities to each other you cried."

"My mom knows that too, pick something else!"

"Mark, why would you tell your mom about that?" You ask incredulously.

"She loves me!" He cries, "just like my girlfriend! I miss my girlfriend!"

"Oh my— Mark Lee. It's me, I'm your girlfriend. You text me every time you need to wash your sheets because you forget how much detergent you need, you like it when I kiss below your ear, you keep snacks under your bed for midnight snacks, and you have a crush on the librarian on the third floor for some reason," you list off.

"Oh, my snuggle muffin! It is you! I missed you!" Mark exclaims as he throws himself into your lap, embracing you tightly.

You laugh, brushing your fingers through his damp hair, "I told you. Can we get you to bed now?"

"You're staying right?"

"Yes, Mark."

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Yandere Eldritch Ex-Husband ///////

Your now ex-husband is incredibly surprised when the authorities are dispatched to your new house when he enters. Thinking nothing of it he broke the knob of your new home, thinking after all that time talking with the judge over some foreign topic you’d both be settling into the new place. Turns out this ‘divorce’-thing and ‘restraining order’-stuff meant something after all. That he couldn’t be with you and the baby.

“Wait, the dee - force means I don’t get to come home? What–?”

“Sir, if you give me trouble it’ll only hurt your chances of seeing your kid more.”

“Wait I can’t see him? (Y/n)! (Y/n)-honey, please!”

“Sir, please put your hands behind your back.”

The only reason he doesn’t suck their brains out through their noses+ fight more is because he’s so devastated as he thinks about how in the dark about cruel-human-practices. Only now does it register that when you were oh-so cutely crying about leaving, you weren’t talking about a late night run to the store to satisfy your cravings. That the word he had dismissed as something you wanted to buy was actually an action. An action that meant he’d be deprived of the most important person in his life.

“Hello?”

“......I did not understand before….but I understand now.”

“Kilton? You know a restraining order extends to calls, right?”

“IM nOt LetTInG yOu go—”

Click.

“Creep.”

As he reluctantly uses the resources proposed to him, to argue for custody he has time to think about when you first mentioned the word. But the more he replays those heavenly moments with you he realizes how often your brow was scrunched and a vein was popping from that kissable forehead. It’s then that your ex-husband begins to realize just how little he was actually listening to you. Ashamed, he’s realized that while he finds all your actions absolutely irresistible it didn’t mean you were happy. And he really had no one to blame but himself.

“Hello this is Kilton (L/n) if you have a message leave it at the tone….beep.”

“Hey I hope I got the right number but I need your help with the baby….there’s stuff going on that I have no idea how to deal with. I won’t call the police or tell anyone..I just need….some help. And you're the only one who can give it to me.”

“OF COURSE i’LL BE RIGht oVER!”

“Wait you never set up your voicemai—”

When you left your husband, you were tired of being so confused all the time. Your husband, your best friend was keeping you in the dark for a long time now. Starting from the occasionally odd behavior you’d witness him do, that he’d brush off as if it were nothing. Like the doors in the house that have begun to open to alternate dimensions (that’s what you believe but your husband will not explain in any way) ignoring your concerns and calling you being ‘silly.’ It was annoying but you hadn’t died yet so it wasn’t that bad…until you got pregnant.

“How can this be?”

“Yippee I told you, that one took!”

“No, I literally can’t.”

“Of course, you can babe, you already are look at your little bump.”

“No like I literally can’t this is unbelievable.”

Whether you physically can and were vigilant in prevention or you physically should not be able to conceive matters not. You are pregnant. Or you were. And while dealing with the intense hormones and birthing pains and gravity-defying phenomena happening in your home, your ex-husband would explain nothing. Doing nothing but smile wistfully at you while you demanded to know why the fridge was inching closer every time you turned the corner. Any sane person could only handle so much of his pretend assurances that you were just losing your mind. 

But hindsight 20/20 you should’ve known you couldn’t get rid of your eldritch ex-husband with your eldritch baby. 

“Hey you left the door unlocked, so I let myself in. Babe, you can’t be doing that it’s really unsa–the furniture doesn’t look at all like it did before.”

“Of course it doesn’t! Because your son has decided to rearrange it with his humming!” 

“That’s not a hum, Love. He’s singing a hymn of Utter Chaos–”

“I DON’T CARE WHAT IT IS MAKE HIM STOP.”

As you suspected the root of all the inexplicable happenings in your life were because of your ex-husband and by extension the little bundle that has been doing all sorts of things a normal baby shouldn’t. Like humming the ‘utter chaos song’ or making supplies float over to you while changing him or how at the end of his bath the water turns red and evaporates in an echo of screams. It’s just a little alarming.

“Where is the baby?”

“In that other dimension.”

“Excuse me?”

“Isn’t that something familiar to you? Every now and then he just goes into this other dimension that let’s his laugh morph the walls a little.”

“Oh my. That’s new for me too.”

Surprisingly despite your husband’s now-confirmed-eldritch-heritage he’s not an exact expert on everything his son does. Apparently no one from his world/dimension/atternate plane of existence does everything your son does and is blissfully writing off as something from your side of the family. He’ll shrug and use the opportunity to listen to you list the observations you’ve made about your darling offspring and maybe compliment you on your vigilance as a new unfortunately single parent. Don’t worry it won’t be that way for long!+

“So the blood water thing. It happens whenever he interacts with water.”

“Oh I know that one it’s an old habit of mine, for storing water for later!”

“What about the metal-eating?”

“Metal eating? With no teeth? Beats me must have gotten a taste from all those utensils you’re so fond of. By the way parenthood looks good on you have I told you that?”

As he becomes more of a constant presence in your home, there's a startling change in your baby boy’s behavior. It doesn’t stop but it’s a lot less destructive. Finally, you could have the delivery crew enter the yard without them being swallowed by the portal to your son’s crib. Finally, you can afford to have a couple-hour meet and greet with your family without anyone inexplicably sprouting horns. So reluctantly you let him back into your life with very specific conditions.

“You can’t stay the night.”

“Aww but aren’t you worried about me going home in the dark?”

“I know you’re not just some helpless human, so no. Second rule no kissing or lovey dovey things with me.”

“Got it. So vague I can work with that.”

“And finally–”

“EEEKK! WHAT DID HE DO TO MY BABY!?”

“Oh guess someone’s up from their nap.”

“I’ll distract her with a ring to her doorbell, you change back the dog.”

“As always, please try to turn down her invites for dinner this time. I don’t think I can spare her if she upsets him again.”

“No promises!”

Kilton realizes that what he has with you doesn’t mean he’s equally let back into your life, especially since so many other couples ailed by this (dee)force co-parent more or less the same so he’s got his work cut out for him. He’ll have to finally get over his listening issue while worming his way back into your heart! And don’t worry he definitely will!

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Hello, Table for 2! Under the name Toto Wolff, I recently came across your "cafe" and i would love to place an order 😁

A Millionare shortcake

A Croissant

And a Fudge

with the side of Milkshake and Fishbowl cocktail

Extra request: Could the reader be daughter of Christian Horner, Team principal of Red bull?

bakery menu

i'm slowly inching my way back into doing bakery orders. i got a really high streak with writing my own ideas (without the prompts) so i got sort of lazy with the bakery prompts. but there will be more of them mixed in. i hope you enjoy this and thank you for ordering!

millionaire shortcake: "if they saw you now, you'd be the biggest shame to your family." + croissant: "i wonder if your father knows what happens during the off hours. if he knows you're here with me." + fudge: "your father is pissing me off." + milkshake: size kink + fishbowl cocktail: protected sex served by toto wolff (formula one)

tags: smut/pwp, horner!reader, secret relationship, age gap (20s/50s), size difference/kink, protected sex, dirty talk

toto tried not to cut his loses too much. he felt like his greatest regret was not signing max verstappen. he often glanced at horner and felt a sense of disgust, especially when the dutch driver sailed towards another win.

and while toto would forever feel the regret of not signing verstappen, he didn't regret one thing. he watched you lounging in his living room in his expensive house in monaco, far away from your father. you looked up from your magazine and smiled at him. horner may have caught verstappen, but toto caught horner's daughter.

toto liked how you look in his arms. there was something about you that just made it feel right for him to hold you the way he did. but sometimes he held a little tighter, mostly when he was mad at your father. it wasn't your fault that chrisitan horner could be such a rat-bastard, but he couldn't help but take some of that pent up aggression out of on your poor little pussy.

horner's prize child, while not a racer yourself, you excelled in everything you did. you had your own trophies for the sports you did and the academic achievements. but no amount of your father's praise could make up how it felt when toto smothered you in his own praise. - or his degradation.

"i wonder if your father knows what happens during the off hours. if he knows you're here with me." toto asked as he held you by the hips a little tighter. you were about to pour another glass of wine and now the older, taller man had you pinned to the counter top.

you replied as you put the bottle down, "he thinks i'm visiting max this weekend. i was supposed to bring him paperwork regarding time off because of his new baby.." the paper work was in your bag, long forgotten as you got wrapped up in your secret lover.

toto leaned in to kiss the back of your neck, "look at you, doing your father's work. how sweet. little does he know that you're here with me tonight." he pressed up against you a little harder and felt you shudder. it was cute.

you were quite small compared to him, toto stood over six feet tall. he could easily encompass you in his arms and move you as he so pleased. there wasn't much you could do when he rubbed the front of himself up against your back. his hard cock pressed against your skin.

"you know, my princess. your father is pissing me off." he said lowly, "he talks and talks like a bratty little terrier." he exhaled loudly, he held on a little tighter, "i wish i could shut him up the way i shut you up."

you looked up at him with a look on concern.

toto laughed, "i meant with a gag. he'd look better with some of his words kept to himself." he then patted your behind before he led you to the bedroom. he kept close to you like a comforting shadow, his hand on your lower back as he guided you to the bed. he was a little more forceful once in the bedroom.

you felt a push and ended up face first in the pillows with your pert ass up in the air. you yelped when he groped the flesh. he didn't like to spank you, it felt juvenile. but, he did have his methods for making you squirm. his large hand gripped onto the swell of your ass and he watched you squirm. you were well versed in the sexual tactics of toto wolff.

"i'm sorry he's pissing you off, toto. i tried telling him to not be as mean." you said as you were stripped of the little shorts you wore. you could feel toto's hungry gaze on your back side. you helped him out by getting out of the tank top you wore.

"i know. he simply can't help it. always has to have the last word. but i think he knew what we were getting up to tonight, he wouldn't have another thing to say." toto smirked as he rubbed the front of his sweatpants at the sight of you. you looked beautiful however he could have you. there was a certain kind of magic to you. he licked his lips, "you look like such a slut right now, princess. did you know that? that you look so desperate on your knees with your ass in the air. ready to accept me."

you whined when you felt him press up against you. your hands found support in the soft white comforter under you. you cursed into the pillows. this was a dangerous game you were playing, even as he grabbed a condom to put on. you were sleeping with the enemy, horner's main rival both on the track and off. if your father found out that you were sleeping with toto, you'd never hear the end of it.

but that excited you, as toto pushed himself into you (with the condom on), you felt nothing but excited. the anxiety over what felt like the inevitable only turned into heated lust as toto started to fuck you.

"if they saw you now, you'd be the biggest shame to your family."

"toto."

"shh, shh. sluts don't get to speak. they only use their pretty little mouths to suck cock." he said as he worked himself against you. his thrusts had a force to them that made you see stars. toto fucked like someone half his age, someone closer to you in age.

you tried not to think too hard about the age gap or why you were so enraptured by someone so much older. he was technically older than your father, but yet you were a panting mess on the bed as he took you like a proper lover.

none of the boys at your school could ever make you feel this good. they stumbled their way through sex and asked for a round of applause when they gave you a crumb of pleasure. not toto, never toto. he knew exactly how to make you squirm and near scream. as he pushed your head further into the soft pillows, your hips further raised as he worked himself against you. the sex between you two was magnetic.

toto was thankful that he had you all to himself, that he didn't pass up the opportunity the way he did on a professional level. horner could be smug about verstappen's winnings, but toto would only be more smug at the idea that he got to fuck the daylights out of horner's sweet princess of a daughter. that she was back in his home waiting for him to make her cum over and over again.

sometimes it wasn't about winning one battle, it was about winning the entire war. maybe one day toto will proper introduce himself to your father, not as a colleague but as your fiance. but that was for another time, for now he was content with watching your ass with the quick movements of his thrusts.

"look at you, your father would be so dissapointed. all those years in private school." he squeezed your ass and continued to thrust up into you. he watched how your body moved against him. it was the perfect sight, you look perfect under him.

"fuck, please. toto." you whined as you lifted your head from the pillows for a moment, only for him to shove them back into the covers. you whined against the soft white pillowcases and felt the pleasure wash over you. you panted heavily and let toto fuck you into sweet submission.

he groaned as he continued to fuck up into you. he loved the feeling of your cunt slick around him. your pussy was like a vice and it left hi hungry for more. he quickened his pace and you felt the electricity in your blood. he was undeniable, he was something so alluring that it made your head throb. your core was soaked and you carnally needed him, even his dirty words made you hot all over.

"you feel beautiful under me. all mine, you know that already." his hands held onto your hips tightly as he worked himself into you. he enjoyed the pleasure, the heat of it all made him only yearn for more. he let out a sharp groan and continued to work himself inside of you. his cock throbbed for you.he continued to fuck you, working his hips against your ass as his cock nudged against all the right places.

you felt divine, a heavenly intervention for him. he kept up the pace, he worked the flesh of your skin with his hands as he loomed over you with heavy movements. the two of you were warmed, flushed with sexual want for one another as the pleasure washed over both of you.

"please, toto." you gasped as you arched your back further. you felt the intensity of pleasure come over you, you climaxed as you held onto the covers tightly. your face squished against the pillows as you tensed up. the feeling left you out of breath, you panted as you relaxed a few moments after.

toto basked in the feeling of you. the warmth of you, all of your love. the hammering in his chest was intense. he thrusted against you further, letting the pleasure bloom in his chest. the felt the excitement in his core as he fucked you feverishly. you felt like a dream come true with the amount of heat in his body. his movements picked up and with a few more strong thrusts he finished inside of you. the condom protected from any mishaps, but he loved being able to finish inside of your tight pussy.

"perfect. perfect for me." he said with affection in his tone as he slowed to a stop and admired your backside for a moment then pulled out.

you laid out in bed and watched him dispose of the condom. even if this was your father's enemy, you couldn't care. you didn't want to care about it. toto was yours above all else, the rivalry will fade one day and all you'll be left with is your adoring lover.

as he got back into bed and you wrapped yourself up in him. he kissed you on the lips, he held you by your middle and pressed you up against him.

"the only good thing your father ever did was have you, my princess." he said softly.

you rolled on top of him, straddled his waist and put both hands on his chest, "enough about my old man, either you get me my wine or we can go another round." then winked at him.

toto may have a career regret with verstappen, but he'd never have the same regret when it came to his personal life. because as you straddled his waist, he always knew that he'd have you <3

[ditzydoe444]

hi love, it’s me again!

i saw your post about older!jason and omg that is soooo up my alley. imagine older jason absolutely loving the power play between you guys! how he is so much more experienced and big and mature, and you’re just so little and dumb and innocent. he’d have the biggest corruption kink! knowing that he is the one doing all those things to you, teaching you how to be dirty for him and him only!

loving how he turned this innocent sweet girl, who he might have seen growing up if were feeling extra dirty, into his dirty little slut. the sweetheart to the public eye that he turns into a whore on his bed. but can you blame him? when a sweet young thing like her looked at an older and rugged man like him he didn’t even had a choice but to make her his.

- 🎸(sorry i got a bit carried away, my mind took her own turns lmao)

MDNI 18+

older! jason todd x reader

—ㅤ꒰ྀིㅤ jason todd x reader ಿৎ

▐ age gap (reader is early 20’s and jason is late 30’s) vaginal sex, oral (both m and f receiving), a little manipulation

a/n: i loved everything you wrote!! it’s so spot on because he would def have a corruption kink

older! jason todd who couldn’t keep his eyes off from a pretty girl like you, in your early twenties who just graduated from college. you would prance around in the shortest dresses, allowing him to catch a glimpse of your panties occasionally. you were always so sweet to an older man like him, bringing him cookies whilst he worked in the garage fixing cars, your girly self juxtaposing against the roughness of the oil stained place.

older! jason todd who wanted to corrupt you, you were extremely sheltered hence why you were known as the neighbourhood sweetheart, so kind and innocent always expecting the best from people. so when you came to him about your broken aircon and how it was bothering you because your dad was away for the summer, jason did not hesitate to help. there was something about being alone with you in your own house, in the summer heat where you only wore a thin tank, no bra because he could see your nipples and the shortest baby shorts where he could see your panties and the outline of your pussy if you bent down.

older! jason todd who made you turn into his own whore, he just felt so good who started craving him constantly!! you would go to his garage, where he bent you cover the table and fucked your cunt until you went limp, occasionally, if he wasn’t working on the cars and instead on boring paper work, he would have you under his desk and sucking his cock. sometimes if he felt nice, cock warming would happen which then turns into pure fucking.

older! jason todd who loved the way your small cunt took his cock, how your body was so eager please him despite how big he was. your body was so determined to please him, how you were bouncing on his lap, completely naked begging him to fuck you. “please jay? it hurts,” you pleaded as you pathetically humped his leg, and how could he say no to a pretty thing like you?

older! jason todd who taught you how to suck his cock, watching your lips stretch out to accomodate his thick length as you gagged half way down. it was adorable how eager you were to take him, “slow down yeah? can’t have you choking when you are barely halfway.” jason was filthy, he loved making you give him the sloppiest head, your eyes rolling back as saliva dribbled down your chin and out the corners of your mouth.

older! jason todd is the biggest munch, he would grip your thighs apart as he devoured your cunt, watching your puffy folds drip with your own cum, his chin glistening as he refused to waste a single drop. whenever you told him that you were overstimulated he would guilt trip you. “i just came home from working and now a starved man can’t get a taste of his own girl? come on sweetheart, i thought i taught you better.”

[mygz]

pervy yandere!jungkook. age gap (20/27). smut. fem!8th!au

y!jungkook who wasn’t necessarily fond of you to begin with. didn’t really want a new member— not in the big year of twenty twenty three, anyway. their careers had been on the rise for a long time.

jungkook didn’t care for you much at all.

he wasn’t entirely sure when his ways changed, his views changed, maybe it was your smile. your eyes that shined when you enjoyed something. your smile that curled at the edges. your outfits. your��

maybe he just realised how he felt about you.

it was late in seoul and you were all exhausted from dance practising, hobi enjoyed a dance more than anybody, when you walked into the apartment elevator.

all he remembers from that moment on was your mouth on his, smaller hands gripping at his sweaty shirt. the way you moaned into his mouth.

-

while yoongi was a sick fuck, jungkook was a whole different level.

he enjoyed being your daddy, much more than the others who were proud enough to wear it on their sleeves, the one you’d go to when you were soaking and needy.

y!jungkook loved how you’d push down onto his fingers, nudge his palm against your clit enough for your head to go fuzzy.

but he loved it the most when you’d cum, head tilted back with your pretty lips parted. it became a routine, in the blacked out van you’d be sat next to him, a leg lazy drooped over his own, with his hand up your skirt.

every bump of the road pushed his fingers deeper until you were gripping at his arm and begging for him to move.

y!jungkook didn’t necessarily like it when you begged. you were spoilt enough that you didn’t need that. you didn’t need to beg, you didn’t even have to pout for anything.

“anything you want, baby.” he’d purr into your ear and you’d soon find his thumb toying with your clit until you soaked his hand.

armies loved the show you all put on — for jungkook, this was his after show.

[kiame-sama]

I feel like with all of mc's kids baby leashes would become common. Like mc just starts leasing her kids when they go on family outings for her own sanity and so her babies don't cause mass property damage.

I also feel like mc will become a master at throwing the chancla. Obviously, her monster babies take 0 damage from the Styrofoam sandel, but it's the feeling of mothers' anger that makes them fear the chancla.

Also if mc doesn't punish the kids who will? Cause there's no way their dads are those men are too soft on their half human babies.

But which kids are the biggest snitches like I could imagine one of the peachicks always snitching but also maybe one of the wolf pups. For some reason I feel like jamils Nagalings would be ride or dies. Like those snakes wouldn't snitch (unless mother is really mad). Gnoll cub would fold if you give her 20 dollars though....

Lilia is King of the Children. He is a gentle yet firm father and is the most practiced of the Hoard when it comes to taking care of the young. Even though they are half-Human, Lilia knows how to parent after rearing several children prior. All of the non-dragon members of Malleus' Hoard and Malleus himself was reared by the Bat Fae. He won't hesitate to step in during any large family function and put any of the present children- half-Human or not- in their place. He is a good father.

Jamil would actually keep his Children in line between him and Kalim. The Naga is smart and knows how to keep others in line and does it out of love. Even Kalim's son is kept in line by Jamil.

Jade is the law maker of the Octo-trio. Azul and Floyd are overly indulgent and quite enabling of their young, so Jade puts the rules in place and enforces them strictly. Jade is the decision maker when it comes to the larvae and fry asking for things or for sweets. Jade will not go against the Human's wishes, so the Human is still the final say.

Rook is the enforcer of the Schoenheit-Hunt household and will keep the Driderlings and Peachicks in line. Rook is fair and firm despite his adoration for the young, often being the levelheaded one of the group. Vil is the fun-dad and absolutely adores his little babies and Rook's babies, seeing them all as his.

Papa Hades is the overall rule maker for Idia's little offspring, just as he has been for all the Shrouds. He is a compassionate yet fair influence and treats the young very kindly.

The Lionesses keep the young in line, from cubs to pups, they know how to raise good members of a pride. Like having a bunch of aunties who will tell the Human any and all bad behavior, the ultimate deterrent. Jack's pup- who looks most like the Human- often goes over to Vil and Rook's household to be with the Peachicks and Driderlings so he can learn to model from Vil. He is extremely well behaved and the Lionesses shower him with affection for it.

[greenxgloss]

MYG Boyfriend HCs

Just wanted to write a little something to welcome myself into the myg/bts side of the internet so here are little HCs (all important links and such will be at the bottom of this post along with a few important updates about my account)

Smut, please minors don't interact (18+)

Min Yoongi who is shy and introverted in public, but when the two of you are alone, he is playful and verbally and physically stims

His most common stim is chewing on your ear lobe or rubbing his lips with his thumb

Min Yoongi who gets you gifts and gives them to you without saying a word

sometimes he just - "here take this." avoiding your eyes and holding his hand out with the gift he got you

Min Yoongi who's love language is acts of service but doesn't make it obvious

"Baby, can you peel this pomagranat for me?" you'd ask him, holding out for him. He'd sigh really hard like he was annoyed and take it from you, and then about 20 minutes later, no less, he'd place a Tupperware of the perfectly peeled pomegranate in front of you and give you a rough kiss on the forehead before returning to whatever he was doing.

Min Yoongi wrote songs about you before you started dating. Before you even knew he liked you actually.

He never played them for you (or anyone) until he finally decided he was going to release them.

Min Yoongi, who again, without a word, will come up and cuddle you

He'll come up in complete silence, carefully take your phone out of your hands and put it away before crawling into your arms and holding you close

Min Yoongi, who prefers being little spoon.

He's exhausted really often after work and prefers to be held, craddled. "Just play with my hair a little," always had you cooing with the requests he'd make, wording them as if he thought he was asking for too much

Min Yoongi who always knows what you wants wether its food, clothes, the music you wanna play or even when you're too shy to make a move on him

Smut MYG boyfriend HCS

Min Yoongi who has an oral fixation therefore not only would he stim, touching, biting and licking his lips but when he's horny he'll do the same with yours especially if you have piercings

He likes eating you out, too. not even always because he wants to make you cum but because it gives his mouth something to do

He likes the way you taste and could lay for hours between your thighs

"Mmmggh baby, please. I'm so sensitive it hurts," you whined, squirming under him, but his arms would lock around your thighs tighter just before letting up and crawling up to do the same to your lips and kiss you for hours

Min Yoongi who likes biting you, gently and hard enough to leave a mark. This includes hickies, and he will bite anywhere

Min Yoongi who drags out foreplay, well, you weren't sure if he was dragging out foreplay or just teasing you.

he loves just peppering kisses everywhere and letting his hands roam wherever they wanted or playing with your tits, maybe sucking them

Min Yoongi, who preferred giving rather than receiving but some days was into your whole humiliation kink and would let it run wild

Min Yoongi can't do quickies. yoongi takes way too long to cum so its rare when you get him worked up enough to want a quickie

He prefers taking his time with you, working you up enough through multiple rounds to squirt or cry out of overwhelming pleasure

Min yoongi who is horny for you all the time

Min Yoongi, who takes his time to be thorough with aftercare

He jokes with you, cleans you up, makes sure you feel safe and comfortable and even makes you food after because he knows how hungry you get

Min Yoongi who mindlessly cups your tits in his sleep when he spoons you

so! i've decided to change around the theme of my account slowly but surely like instead of gifs and shit I'm doing this with pics I don't really know wtf to call this or what I'm going I just lowk miss editing my own covers and this from when I used to write on wattpad so here we go lmfao. please let me know if you guys want me to make separate masterlists for the people and characters I write for! again please look at my yoongi masterlist to see what that would look like. i plan on also writing for Gdragon and if you wanna be tagged in any future works fill out the taglist (which I've edited so if you've already filled it out you'll have to fill it out again)

➽ Taglist form ➽ Main Masterlist ➽ Yoongi Masterlist

[hanniezsugarplum]

𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒 𝐱 9𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑

➪ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴs ᴡʜᴇɴ, ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇsᴛ ᴍᴇᴍᴇʙᴇʀ ɪɴ sᴛʀᴀʏ ᴋɪᴅs, sᴛᴀʀᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢs ғᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀs? Aɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀs sᴛᴀʀᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ?

➪ Fʟᴜғғ

➪ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: ᴍxᴍ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘs, ᴘᴏʟʏ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘs.

• alright, so let's say you just turned 20!! Yayayayay!!! Great for you!

• you're officially so old now

• I think the boys see you as more mature and it eventually made feelings, romantic feelings, develop.

• it wasn't easy tho

• the most obvious are Jisung and felix

• Jisung and Felix are just so giggly around you all of a sudden and do more things for you they didn't really do before

• now I'm not too sure about Innie simply bc he might be obvious if yk him well enough but if not or you're not too sure but you have your suspicion, then yeah Innie might be a question to you

• but channie as well, he's always been so nice and understanding; incredibly helpful so you question it sometimes 😭

• minho and Seungmin I feel are the least obvious; changbin is just adorably shy around you and more then usual.

• so let's say after a few months of turning old, you realize kind of quickly how different they act, or the sudden little changes in responses, body language and their actions.

• you question but make it believe you're delusional and y'all are really close and comfortable with each other..ofc they gonna act this way sometimes!

• but the way they glance at you when they think you're not looking or too busy to notice; they stare at you with literal tiny stars in their eyes...was it always like that?

• like you wouldve definitely noticed if they did y'all have been together for so long

You weren't sure what to do...you can't talk about it or speak your mind to any of them, and asking for advice to one of your idols friends would be too obvious, unfortunately.

So, you honestly let it happen, hoping either you were delusional and it meant nothing or it was real and they're trying to hint something to you. But, in all honesty, you didn't want to read this situation wrong; that would be hella embarrassing for you. Instead, you let it continue. Maybe because you knew they all were attractive in their own ways, or because you didn't mind the extra special attention from them suddenly. It was definitely because you didn't want to make things awkward. Of course, why else?

It went so far as more nicknames, more pet names..and they get worse, in a way.

It went from occasional sweetheart, bbg, Hun— to constant sweet cheeks, love, my love, baby, honey bun, pretty girl, sweet girl. the way they say it seems different. More... intimate? Affectionate? It's laced with such genuine love and sincere it's hard not to overthink it.

"hey, could you get Minho and I some snacks, please?"

"uhh, sure!" , "Thank you, pretty girl😊"

• like that's not normal, Hyunjin!! Stop blowing your cover🙄 (hopeless romantic, basically..)

• after a few months, you were mad, it was driving you crazy and you felt more mentally exhausted then usually

• so you decided to purposely get alone with channie while he was staying late night at his studio and took your shot

• you told him eventually you felt like everyone's been treating you differently, not a bad way but more affectionate? possibly intimate?

• you were at first trying to make conversation to get to the topic but chan knew what was up and asked you straight up what's wrong😭 he's very gentle with asking though!

• blah blah blah then he sweetly explains to you that they all have genuine feelings for you in a romantic way and you're not delusional or anything

• even admits, shyly, that he's pretty sure it's the same way amongst each other too and just didn't know how to go about because he didn't want to assume and it ends up being awkward.

• so y'all knew it was time for a discussion

• next day channie told everyone to meet him and you in probably the 3racha dorm at a certain time blah blah wtvr

• lil awkward, definitely some tension too

• but it definitely and thankfully got talked out finally even if there was some tension, and thick awkward tension for awhile but it but definitely worth it!

"okay, um..I wanted to talk to you guys about..uh, the things that have been happening, recently,' chan began. "And, it was brought to my attention that y/nnie here seems to be overthinking some things. Would you like to explain, honey?" He gently asked you, looking you now in the eyes with a cute little smile on his lips.

You feel a little anxious now, it's all eyes on you. It's like you're prey and you're not too sure how you're feeling about that right now. It's an overwhelming feeling.

"uhh...I don't know..I guess..I feel like you've been acting different towards me since I turned twenty and..uh, i- umm," you sigh heavily, feeling the anxiety creep up on you as you try and explain yourself as best as possible.

"take your time, sweetheart, you can talk to us, yeah? Don't rush." Changbin filled the silence, you glanced up to see him already looking at you with a soft and endearing gaze. You felt your heart flutter a little bit.

"i know, I do. I'm sorry, I'm- what I'm trying to say is I feel like you guys have been acting differently towards me since I've turned twenty and I don't know if like, it's just my imagination but Chan said it wasn't, and it'd be better to talk about it." You fiddled with your fingers a little bit, the fidgeting easing your anxiety and self conscious feeling; a little. Soothing yourself.

You feel chan put his hand softly on your thigh with a small squeeze, for support.

"well, you're not wrong, Hun," Hyunjin speaks, "I'm sure it seemed obvious that we've been treating you a bit differently, no?" You nodded, glad it's not awkward anymore and there's no judgement.

"it's obvious we've all started to have a liking to you, romantically, after your birthday. You're not delusional.. I've talked about it briefly with the guys and it's true; we're romantically attracted to you, y/nnie." Jisung states, you're shocked it was him who said it first and not one of the hyungs...but the truth was it had been too much for him to sit and wait. He felt like he's been waiting so long, too long.

"oh...okay," you nodded, not too sure what to say bout that. You're happy, a small smile creeping up on your face. Your awkwardness is not doing any favours for you as of right now.

"..is that..okay? Are you uncomfortable? We're sorry if you are. You know that's never our intentions." Chan looked at you. A sense of hope laced in his voice with his eyebrows now furrowed; you weren't uncomfortable, you felt the same and wanted them as much as they wanted you.

• this too long so long story short, it ended well and quickly got into the groove of things. Everyone was comfortable within the relationship and the dynamics

• you wouldn't want to change anything. They're all so sweet to you and they feel so lucky to have you.

• obviously they kept it secret but noke of you guys are mad about it. It's like your guys lil secret

• the boys love cuddle piles; some more than others but it don't matter tbh. They all getting pulled into it like it genuinely doesn't matter.

• the boys love each other as much as they love you so you're thankful it worked out.

[writeriguess]

Crazy idea for request but the gears are turning in my brain please bare with me! What if Dabi never became a villain and instead he’s just a loser bf who lives with his dad at age 22. You’re endeavors brand new 20 year old rookie sidekick and you and Dabi have fallen madly in love and are dating (which endeavor is mad at Dabi for) and somewhere in the midst of your relationship Hawks joins you two every so often to have insane threesomes.

Well Denki thinks you’re totally hot and when he learns that you live at Shoto’s house he convinces him to let him in on the Friday night sleepover with him, Midoryia and Iida. While they’re over it just so happened to be a threesome night and when they all go to Dabi’s room to ask for an extra game controller they basically walk in on the three of you. Idk I feel like Denki’s reaction would be absolutely hilarious

The Loser

The Todoroki estate is huge, almost too big for a family that barely acts like one, and honestly? You’re still getting used to the sheer size of the place. But it has its perks—like a surprisingly cozy bedroom you practically live in now, since your boyfriend is a loser who still lives with his dad at twenty-two.

Said loser, Dabi, is currently sprawled on his bed, lazily flicking through his phone while Hawks—yes, the pro hero Hawks—leans against the headboard, shirtless and stretching his wings. You’re somewhere between them, already half undressed because, well, it’s Friday.

Friday means three things: Shoto’s sleepover with his dorky friends, Endeavor avoiding Dabi at all costs, and your regularly scheduled debauchery with your two boyfriends.

“You gonna keep staring at me or what?” Dabi drawls, locking eyes with you before a slow smirk spreads across his lips. “C’mon, baby. Don’t get all shy now.”

“You’re an idiot,” you mutter, crawling closer to him.

Hawks laughs, tossing an arm over your waist and pulling you closer. “And yet, you love him.”

“Yeah, yeah,” you say, rolling your eyes, but there’s no real bite to it. You do love him, even if he’s a deadbeat who refuses to move out of his dad’s house. Even if he and Hawks constantly corrupt you in ways that would make Endeavor combust if he ever found out.

The moment starts to heat up—Dabi’s hands roam lower, Hawks’ lips graze against your neck—but then there’s a knock at the door. A loud one.

“Dabi! Do you have an extra controller?!”

Your blood runs cold.

Dabi groans against your skin. “Fuckin’ hell—”

Before any of you can react, the door swings open, and in walk four unsuspecting idiots: Midoriya, Iida, Shoto, and worst of all—Denki Kaminari.

There’s a beat of silence.

And then—

“OH MY FUCKING GOD.”

Denki’s scream is so loud it could probably shatter glass. Midoriya, poor innocent Midoriya, looks like he’s about to pass out. Iida’s glasses slide down his nose as his face turns bright red. And Shoto—Shoto just blinks, unimpressed as if he’s seen this coming all along.

Dabi doesn’t even bother covering up, just sighs dramatically and sits up. “Jesus. What’s the matter, Sparky?”

“What’s the—WHAT’S THE MATTER?! DUDE! WHAT—WHO—WHY IS HAWKS HERE?!”

Hawks, being the menace he is, just grins and gives a lazy wave. “Yo.”

Denki’s brain short-circuits. He physically stumbles back, pointing aggressively between you, Dabi, and Hawks. “You—You’re dating Dabi?! And Hawks?! And—you—” He turns to Shoto, betrayal clear on his face. “YOU KNEW?!”

Shoto shrugs. “I assumed.”

Denki looks like he’s about to collapse. “I need to sit down. I need—” He glances around before recoiling in horror. “NOT HERE. NOT—OH MY GOD.”

Midoriya is still buffering, eyes darting between everyone, while Iida is frantically adjusting his tie, clearly trying to maintain some sense of decorum. “This—this is highly inappropriate!” he stammers. “And a breach of—of privacy!”

Hawks just chuckles, completely unbothered. “Well, you’re the ones who barged in. That’s on you, champ.”

Denki groans, burying his face in his hands. “This is not how I wanted to find out you have a boyfriend. Two boyfriends.” He peeks through his fingers. “How the hell did you bag TWO?”

Dabi snorts, throwing an arm over your shoulders. “Jealous?”

Denki glares at him. “YES.”

Midoriya finally finds his voice, albeit weakly. “This…this is a lot to process.”

“Yeah, no shit,” Denki snaps. “I just walked in on—on—” He gestures wildly. “I need bleach. For my brain.”

Shoto sighs and turns to you. “I assume you’ll be staying here tonight?”

You nod, trying not to die of secondhand embarrassment. “Uh… yeah.”

“Figured.” He turns to Denki, Iida, and Midoriya. “We should go.”

Denki opens his mouth like he wants to argue, but then his eyes flicker back to Hawks, who’s now very obviously smirking at him, and he promptly shuts up.

“I need therapy,” he mutters as Shoto drags him out.

Iida follows, muttering something about filing a formal complaint, while Midoriya just gives you a polite, if dazed, nod before stumbling after them.

As soon as the door clicks shut, silence falls over the room before Dabi throws his head back and laughs. “That was fucking gold.”

Hawks shakes his head, amused. “Think we traumatized the kid?”

“Oh, absolutely,” you groan, covering your face.

Dabi just smirks and pulls you back down onto the bed. “Well, that’s their problem. Now, where were we?”

[wallofchynax]

SPOILED ROTTEN

Synopsis: Two things can be true at once. You can be a rising NXT Diva AND Shawn Michaels' sugar baby that he loves to spoil. It's time to show your appreciation for your many gifts.

content warnings: sugar daddy relationship, age gap relationship (shawn michaels is 59 and the reader is in her 20s), minor dom/sub vibes, blowjobs, female reader, PiV sex. no beta reading, we die like men.

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The faint hum of the hotel room’s air conditioning fills the space, a stark contrast to the warmth of Shawn’s body as he leans back against the plush headboard. The lights are dim, casting a golden hue over the luxurious suite, soft sheets tangled between your legs, the faint scent of cologne and crisp linen mingling in the air. You shift, the silk of the robe he bought you slipping off one shoulder, exposing the smooth curve of your skin. 

This was part of the game. Shawn liked to watch you. Half amusement, half admiration, as his fingers reach to play with the feather like hem of the robe. It was a nice quality. You never asked how much things cost these days. Expensive. Shawn never spared expenses. Anything he bought you was in the more expensive bracket and honestly, you loved being spoiled.  

And it just so happened that Shawn loved spoiling you. So, what was the problem? 

“You know,” His voice was thick with desire, as it often was when he saw you try on clothing he had paid for, “I think I’ve outdone myself this time,” 

You knew what he meant. The shopping bags sat in the corner filled with luxury pieces.  Delicate lace lingerie, sky-high designer heels, diamonds, dresses, make up. Anything you asked for, he was more than happy to provide you with it. 

His fingertips trace your thigh, feeling the silky smoothness of your skin, the toned muscle beneath. You shiver at the featherlight touch, your breath hitching as he spreads his legs wider, pulling you into the space between them. His hands, large and rough from years in the ring, slide up, teasing over the swell of your hips, the dip of your waist, the plushness of your ass. He hums appreciatively, squeezing just enough to make you arch into him. 

“You know how much I love your legs, sweetheart,” He mused, fingers dragging down the inside of your thigh which sent a delicious shiver up your spine, “Watching you move in that ring, all that strength...that flexibility...” His palms sliding up your curves with them brushing against the side of your breasts through the thin fabric brushing the pad of his thumb against your pretty nipples. He leans in, “These...” kissing below just below your jaw, “These are mine,” 

Heat pooled below. Desire pulsed through your veins. You tilt your head to give him more room as his lips trail down, leaving slow, lingering kisses over your collarbone. His stubble grazing your skin, adding a friction, making you gasp.  

He chuckled lowly, a sound that vibrated against your neck, “Hm. You like that don’t you,” 

His hand moves lower, slipping beneath the robe, palm flattening against your bare stomach. "My girl, so spoiled… so soft." 

You whimper as he pulls you closer, your thighs straddling his as he tugs the robe open completely, exposing you to his hungry gaze. His pupils darken, the heat in his eyes making your skin prickle with anticipation. 

"You look like something out of a dream, baby," he murmurs, hands roaming, worshiping. His mouth finds the swell of your breast, kissing, teasing, savouring. His beard tickles as he works his way lower, tongue tracing along your navel before his lips find your thigh, biting down just enough to make you gasp. His fingers tighten around your waist. You let out a soft whine, but before you can catch your breath, Shawn is gripping your chin, tilting your face up to meet his gaze. His thumb brushes over your beautiful full lips, his eyes dark with something sinful. 

"You know, sweetheart…" His voice is all low gravel and heat. "I did spoil you tonight. You think maybe I deserve a little appreciation for that?" 

You nod instinctively, licking your lips, already knowing where this is going. 

He chuckles, “Yeah, then come here baby. Show me how grateful you are,” 

Just as he spoke, he was undoing his pant buttons and pulling them down with your help as you were eager to show your appreciation for all the gifts you have been given today. You crawled between his legs, looking up at him through your lashes (extensions that he had paid for, no doubt) with your hands resting on his strong thighs. He’s thick, stiff and absolutely aching for you. 

Shawn watched you with hooded eyes, reaching forward trace his fingers through your hair. 

“That’s my girl,” he said, “Take it nice and slow...” 

You gripped the base of his cock, stroking him slightly. You leaned forward, dragging your tongue up the length of his cock. He let out a breathy groan, hips flexing as he watched you. 

“Fuck...” he hissed, voice tight as his jaw flexed, “You love tasting my cock, don’t you?” 

You hum around the tip, wrapping your lips around him, sucking lightly. His fingers tangle into your hair, gripping just enough to make you feel controlled but not forced. He lets you take your time, enjoying the way your tongue swirls around the sensitive head, the way you press wet, open-mouthed kisses down the thick vein running along his shaft. 

"Such a perfect fucking mouth," he groans, his grip tightening slightly as you hollow your cheeks, taking him in deeper. "Always so eager to please me, huh?" 

You never took your eyes off him. His abs tensing, his muscles taut as he kept his eyes on you too. You moaned around his cock, the vibrations making his thighs flex underneath you. You take him much deeper, pushing until the head of his cock is threatening to push into your throat, the deep guttural fuck that spills from his mouth. He tilts his head back, gripping your hair as he guides your movements. 

“That’s it, baby. Just like that. Take it all,” 

You let him control the pace as he started to fuck your mouth with slow, deliberate thrusts. His breath got heavier, his hips lifting with each movement. 

“You were made for this...” he groaned, his voice ragged. His free hand comes, cupping your cheek, his thumb brushing against your skin as he watches himself disappear between your lips. "Look at you, taking me so fucking well." 

Tears sting your eyes as he nudges deeper, but you don’t stop, your throat relaxing as you let him have what he wants. You moan around him again, and his grip tightens, his breath hitching. 

"Shit, baby, I’m gonna come," he growls, his abs tightening, his hips jerking slightly. "You gonna swallow for me, huh? Gonna be a good girl and swallow it all?" 

All you could do was moan in response.  

Shawn’s body tensed as his cock twitches on your tongue. Next, his realise spills down your throat in hot spurts and you do your best to swallow every single drop, not pulling away until you’ve done as he asked and swallowed it all. His grip loosens, his thumb brushing against your cheek again as he exhales sharply, looking down at you with something between admiration and possessiveness. 

“That’s my baby girl...” He said, tilting his head, looking at your face. Your make-up was well and truly ruined, lipstick smudged between your face and his cock, “Look at you. You’re such a mess, baby,” He cooed. 

His hands roam, rough and greedy, claiming every inch of your body. He cups your breasts, squeezing just enough to make you gasp, thumbs brushing over your nipples, teasing them into stiff peaks. His breath is hot against your throat, lips tracing the line of your jaw as he murmurs, “You love this, don’t you, baby? Love the way I take care of you.” 

With a swift movement, he flipped you onto your back, spreading your legs apart as he settles himself between them. His hands grip your thighs as he quickly pulls the lacy underwear off you before his eyes got to take in the sight of you; wet, swollen and glistening. 

“Goddamn...” His breath caught, “Look at you. You’re shaking baby...” 

You are shaking. Your body strung up so tight. He had barely touched you but giving him a blowjob always made her extra horny. You were always amazed at how eager Shawn was at his age. Already, you looked at Shawn and his cock, thick and flushed, the tip slick with precum. He strokes himself slowly, watching you with dark, hungry eyes. 

“You want this,” his voice teased but his jaw was tensed. 

He wants this just as badly as you do. 

You whimpered and all you could do was stretch your legs more, wider in anticipation. His cock twitched, and with a groan, he then lined himself up with you, his head pressing against your entrance teasing you and making you squirm. 

And then, he pushed in. Your body stretched around him, hot and slick as the tightness throught a guttural moan deep from Shawn’s core.  He gripped your hips, holding you down and stopping your from moving as he pushed deeper in by inch until he’s fully seated inside of you. 

“You feel so fucking tight,” 

Shawn doesn’t give you much time to adjudge as he pulled back only to thrust into your again, slow and deep, making you gasp each time. His pace builds, every stroke hitting deep, his cock dragging against that spongy spot that drives you insane. Shawn is so much bigger than you; his body covering yours entirely as he fucks into you. The bed creaking beneath you as your moans mixed in with the slap of skin filling the room. 

But his control was slipping. You could feel it. His thrusts were less even, more desperate as he gripped your thighs and pushed them up, testing your flexibility by bending you in half so he could fuck you deeper. 

You were equally unravelling. Pleasure coiled tight in your belly, and he knows it. He can feel the way your thighs tightened around him, and the way your moans turned into desperate whimpers. 

“Come for me,” he growled, his hand slipped between you as his thumb rubbed your clit in tight circles, “Come on, sweetheart. Come for me. Let me feel you squeeze my cock,” 

And then you felt his teeth on your shoulder, and it was all over for you. 

Wave after wave of hot pleasure washed over you as your body trembled below him. You cried out his name, legs tightening around his waist as you pulse around his cock, milking him. The sensation pushes him over the edge, his thrusts turning erratic before he buries himself deep and groans, spilling inside you, filling you with his release. 

For a moment, neither of you move, just panting, bodies slick with sweat, tangled together in the sheets. Then, Shawn lets out a breathless chuckle, pressing a slow, lingering kiss to your lips. 

“You spoil me, baby,” you murmur, still breathless. 

Shawn smirks, brushing a strand of hair from your face. “That’s my job, baby.” 

[ginsengkitten]

COULD YOU DO LIKE AXLS AND SLASHS CONTROVERSIAL INNOCENT YOUNG GIRLFRIEND

like the girl they are both dating is like in her early 20s while they are like in there 60s, and she’s super innocent.The press like calls her a whore and gold digger and she gets really upset , and Slash and Axl start to comfort her and it turns into the most filthy smut ever. Kinda like the boys fuck her so hard she goes dumb in the head

(Obviously only if your comfortable writing this. And make sure to take care of yourself 💋💋)

- 🧛‍♀️

OMGGGGG bro I want to kiss your brain. Here’s this in lieu of my writing hiatuses. I work two jobs these days and tumblr takes suuuuuch a back seat. Thank u am 🩷🩷🩷 Here’s this little one shot as a buffer.

DOUBLE TROUBLE

Warning this is dirty as hell

Sorry if it’s kind of bad idkkkkk hehe

You ran your fingers through your hair nervously as you scrolled down the newest TMZ article about you.

‘Double Trouble? Shockingly young groupie spotted last week at Havana hotel with famed ‘Axl Rose’ of Guns and Roses, now seen leaving Viper Room with Slash.

Fans of the iconic rock group are scrambling to identify this new face seen multiple times in intimate moments with band members Axl and Slash, leaving many to speculate her role in their lives.

Paparazzi caught the aforementioned young woman in close quarters with the two just yesterday.

Your cheeks flushed hot. A grainy but clear image of you in your bikini, sitting on slashes lap laughing into his neck on the hotel balcony a week ago.

It’s not that you were necessarily something to hide, rather the controversy people were catching onto your presence around both musicians. It was true, your newfound situationship with Slash had blossomed into a flirtatious trio with both of them. It wasn’t your intention, it just sort of- happened. They were both so sweet and doted on you simultaneously.

You gripped your phone anxiously. Wanting to just disappear. Slash took notice of your demeanor immediately.

“Fuck those guys doll, they always have some shit to say. You get used to it.”

You couldn’t help but look at the comments

“Selfish slut couldn’t just pick one of them? Jeez!”

“She’s probably just cozying up for both their pockets. And dicks. That’s LA whores for you tho.”

It wasn’t even true. You’d barely even done hand stuff with them yet. The idea that the public saw you as that made your chest hurt.

“Put the phone down baby. Come here honey.” Slash patted his lap affectionately. Your spot.

You obeyed and climbed up onto his lap. His hardness gentle brushing underneath you. His sweet musk of cigarettes and cedar. He embraced you.

“Look at me baby.” He said. You sat back at met his low eyes. They travelled along you. He gentle caressed your cheek. His rough hand gently swiping your skin.

You bit your lip.

Axl, having overheard the conversation, appeared behind slash as well, taking another set of eyes on you in adoration. Their little pet. They were obsessed with you.

“I’m not whore….” You mumbled in protest. They couldn’t help you chuckle.

“We know baby…”

Slash began placing his lips on you. Small kisses along your chest and neck. Your anxiety drifting away.

“You’re just too good to keep to myself honey…” slash mumbled lowly against your skin. His pants feeling firmer underneath you.

-

You wiped the steam off the mirror. Looking back at your damp body.

“They think I’m a slut. I’ll show them a slut.” You scoured.

You dressed yourself in your panties and entered into the dim bedroom. Axl and Slash laid up on the king bed. You softened at the sight. They were your sanctuary. Without much hesitation, you crawled up onto the bed between them. They immediately took noticed of you. “Come here baby.” Axl said. You climbed on top of slashes lap once more, straddling him.

“I want you both to fuck me.” You breathed out as you started planting kisses down slashes chest and neck. He let out a slight groan of pleasure and off guard surprise. He grinned and then glanced to Axl.

Axl pet your hair softly. Cradling his hand on your neck. “Is that what you want baby?” His thumb dipping into your mouth. You nodded. You’d been messing around with them individually and lightly at parties but you wanted—needed them both right now.

You grinded on slash. “Please. Make me forget about all of them. I want to forget.” You almost pleaded. Desperate for both of them. Fuck- maybe you were a whore. But it was Axl and Slash. Who fucking cared.

“We can do that baby. We can make you feel real good.” Slash said. Engaged now, he trailed his hands up onto your chest, your slightly damp skin warmed by his rough touch.

It didn’t take long before everyone was stripped. The two of them ravishing you immediately, like they’d been waiting for this. Like some sacrificial lamb about to be slaughtered for their hungry appetites. You made your way to slashes hard cock, freshly sprung free. Giving it one broad lick before taking him into your mouth. Slash let out a guttural groan as you wrapped your tongue around his thick cock.

A spike of pleasure catches you by surprises as you feel a wet swipe down your pussy. Axl roughly ruching your panties down.

“Such a pretty pussy honey.” You could barely respond before his tongue was filling up your hole. You almost collapsed onto slash. You let out a whimper on his cock, the vibrations only furthering slashes pleasure. You tried to keep focused on slash, but Axl was devouring your pussy. “Does that feel so good baby? Yeah?” Slash cooed. You came up for air between moans. Slash flipped you like a rag doll onto your stomach and disappeared.

You felt two tongues across your pussy. Both of them were almost fighting over dominance over you as they ate you from the back. You became dizzy with pleasure. You felt slashes rough stubble against your ass. “That’s such a good pussy. You taste so good doll.” He growled into you between his own moans.

You were flipped again now on your back. Slash gripped your neck as he gave a couple heavy slaps of his cock on your stomach. Axl appearing behind you, pulling you into his arms. He reached down and spread your thighs open from behind, his hot breath grazing your ear sent chills down you. “Are you going to be a good girl for us baby?” Axl whispered. You managed out a faint yes. “Yes yes please fuck me.” You begged, staring slash in the eyes. He towered over you.

“Yeah? You want to get fucked like a little slut?” Slash cooed, rubbing his tip along your slit. You bucked your hips. “Please Daddy.”

“You trained her so well” Axl cooed in your ear. His lips along your neck as he held your legs open.

“Oh god” you gasped out as slash pushed into you. He let out a loud groan. “Oh fuck you’re so tight baby. Fucking love that tight pussy.” He growled. His pleasure clicking him into place of a rabid animal. He started thrusting into you hard and fast. You couldn’t even speak. He didn’t take his eyes off you. “Look at our pretty girl. Does our pretty girl want to cum for us?” Axl cooed.

Knots turned into your stomach. You could barely respond. The view of slash slapping into you, the wet slaps and grunts filling the air. Sweat trickling down his tanned abdomen. His curls swaying with his chains.

“Oh fuck- I-“ you breathed out.

“That’s it baby. That’s it. Cum for us. Good girl.”

The pleasure tipping made you want to close your legs.

“Keep those fucking legs open for me honey. That’s it good girl. Take it like a good girl.” Axl whispered into your ear as he held your legs open.

“I’m gonna fill you up now okay baby? I want you to cum like a good girl.” Slash gave your tits a slap and then gripped your neck. Slash panting above you shortly before stars grazed your own vision. Pleasure seared down your body as you thrashed in axls arms. “Im got you, I’ve got you. Goooood Girl.” Axl cooed. You tense on his cock, sending him over the edge. Simultaneously the three of you let out moans of pleasure, axl feasting his eyes upon you getting filled with slashes cum. Holding you open as you twitched helplessly. You felt white hot fill inside of you. Slash pulling out in time for one spurt to graze your stomach.

Slash pushed his hair from his eyes. You trembled beneath him. Axl brushed your hair. “That’s our dumb little good slut.” He said with a smile.

“You’re ours.” Slash gripped your face with his ringed hand. You couldn’t even speak.

You nodded slightly.

“I think we broke her.” Axl laughed.

[triptychcryptid]

O'Sadley's, sometime in the early 90's:

Stan H512'12 at the bar with a drink in his hand, smooth-talking the bartender who just mentioned it's her last day.

-Anti-Ford walks in and spots Stan- "Hey Stan! Good to see ya!"

-Stan turns around as Anti walks up to him with a friendly smile. Gruffly- "Hey man."

Anti: "What are you doing here? You doing okay? You seem upset."

Stan: -scoffs- "Upset? Nah, I'm fine, man. What, somethin' needs to be wrong for me to get a drink? Man can't just go into a bar on a Friday night and hit on the bartender?"

9 drinks later

Stan: -face down on the bartop, sobbing while Anti-Ford sits next to him with an arm around him- "-An' then that fucker took off my fingertip to get me to let go of him, and he LEF' ME TO DIE! My own brother! " -holds up his hand so Anti can see the missing fingertip, except that Stan's friend Saoirse already fixed it for him, so there's nothing to see-

Anti: -in a soothing tone- "Hey, buddy, I know. It's okay, you're not alone."

Stan: -still sobbing as a different bartender walks in, switching out with the other one- "An' I ended up on that stupid ass dinosaur planet and almost got eaten like 50 times!"

Anti: "That must have been terrifying! Big hugs, let it out."

Bartender: -sighs and goes to the bar phone, presses the 3rd speed dial button and waits. After a minute: "Hey, yeah, it's Matt. -pause- Yeah, again. -pause- 10. -pause- Yeah, it was fuckin' Nicole. It's ALWAYS Nicole. I never let him drink that much. -pause- No, Anti's here with him. He's scaring off my other customers, though, get him out of here. -pause- Yeah, okay, thanks." -To Anti-Ford and Stan- "Saoirse's coming to get him."

Anti-Ford: "Hey, thanks, man. I appreciate you calling her, I think the poor guy's had enough."

About 20 minutes later, Stan's best friend Saoirse shows up and walks up to them

Saoirse: "Hey, Anti-Gravity! Thanks for babysitting him. Sorry you had to see this. He's such a baby when he has more than like 5 drinks."

Anti-Ford: -gives her a friendly wave and smile- "Hey! Oh, no worries. I deal with worse from my best friend." -meaning Jerk Ford- "He had a lot of feelings he needed to get out. I really don't mind."

Saoirse: -shakes Stan's shoulder- "Hey, Staniel Day-Lewis, let's go. You're a fucking mess and you look like shit."

Stan: -grumbles something unintelligible at her-

Saoirse: -grabs him around the waist, slings one of his arms around her shoulders and slides him out of his chair- "Nope, come on. Matt's losing business because of you and you're embarrassing yourself. And me. And Anti-Ford." Anti-Ford: "Oh, no, I really don't-"

Saoirse: -in a teasing sort of way, grinning at him- "Shut up. You're embarrassed, I'm embarrassed, we're all embarrassed. He's extremely embarrassing. Anyway, see ya later, Lisa Frank!" -waves to Anti-Ford and Matt as she drags Stan out of the bar to her ship.

I don't know, I had an idea where Stan gets shit-faced at O'Sadley's one night and Anti-Ford just happens to be there and lends a shoulder for Stan to hysterically sob on. XD This would be after they'd crossed paths a few times, so they were sorta on friendly terms, but Stan's still warming up to him as he's still very against Fords in general. But Anti is the most NOT like his Ford, so he trusts him more than the others. Also, this happens enough that the bar has Saoirse on speed dial. XD Also, if people don't know how to pronounce Saoirse's name, it's Sir-Shuh. Rhymes with Inertia. XD

Hopefully I did Anti-ford justice. Or...SOME justice. XD According to @tinfoil-jones, Anti's superpower is accurately translating emotional unavailability into it's deeper meaning. A.K.A, this is the 10th anniversary of Stan's arrival to the portal and he's got feelings about it, but refuses to admit that he's upset. XD

@localcanadiancreature62

[elswing]

what music the trop characters would listen to

galadriel: edge of seventeen by stevie nicks, looped

elrond: i think he'd like leonard cohen for the thoughtful song-writing, but he's definitely into jazz and blues a là billie holiday and etta james. a lot of it is also instrumental

sauron: who the fuck are you? i'm a brat when i'm bumpin' that now i wanna hear my track, are you bumpin' that? 'til the windows crack, i'll be (bumpin' that) no, i never go home, don't sleep, don't eat just do it on repeat, keep (bumpin' that) when i'm in the club, yeah (i'm bumpin' that) 365, party girl (i'm bumpin' that) should we do a little key? should we have a little line?

adar: Tchaikovsky: Swan Lake, Op. 20, Act 2: No. 10, Scene. Moderato

disa: 60s disco music, namely the Bee Gees. i do believe she would fuck with siouxsie and the banshees however. That Bitch™ at karaoke

durin iv: see you'd assume heavy metal but he's actually really into showtunes. he sings the burlesque soundtrack in the shower.

pharazôn: he listens to podcasts

elendil: has an extensive vinyl collection that he started when he was a teenager. mainly dad rock (the doors, the rolling stones, the police, steely dan, meat loaf, dire straits). freaks out of his skin whenever anyone tries to pick up a record using more force than that of a cool summer's breeze

kemen: dubstep

isildur: he likes male manipulator music but gets annoyed when he's stuck with that label because he liked it BEFORE it was trending >:{ probably a little pretentious about it but that's fine (radiohead, the smiths, the velvet underground, cocteau twins, the smashing pumpkins, portishead, the stone roses, neutral milk hotel)

míriel: definitely a big fan of the beatles but i'm also feeling some janis joplin

nori: babymetal. No further questions

poppy: sad gay indie music (cavetown, beabadoobe, dodie, clairo, girl in red)

celebrimbor: classical piano music while he's working, otherwise he's a wild card. probably the only person who says they like a "little bit of everything" and do, indeed, like a little bit of everything

mirdania: pop music. a sabrina carpenter/taylor swift girlie for sure. celebrimbor takes her to their concerts

bronwyn: oh she's COOL with it. alanis morissette, hole, nelly furtado, black eyed peas, madonna, kali uchis, tori amos, gwen stefani, pj harvey, rihanna 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

theo: someone asked tyroe muhafidin this question and he said rap music (i think tyler, the creator was mentioned) but i think at his core he never truly let go of his sad emo music (my chemical romance, p!atd, fall out boy, twenty one pilots)

eärien: inexplicably into nickelback

arondir: extremely obscure artists who don't even come up on YouTube that he finds at random venues and bars while he's travelling. he buys their CDs and refuses to listen to music digitally

gandalf: anything as long as it plays over those baby fruit sensory videos

gil-galad: I KNOW A GLAMROCK BITCH WHEN I SEE ONE‼️‼️‼️‼️ prince, david bowie, queen, iggy pop, roxy music, t. rex

círdan: people think it's exclusively whale noise ASMR because he won't let anyone play music in the workshop without earbuds and he is so removed from pop culture that he could not tell you who elvis presley is. he will however catch you off guard by telling you about this new artist he's been listening to lately, i don't know if you know her but she's truly an expert at her craft, have you ever heard of Lana del Rey?

tom bombadil: scratchy recordings of his and goldberry duets that he inflicts on everyone else in the car

glûg: carrie underwood

[numenoria]

The Rings of Power Season 1 Ep 1-4 thoughts/observations/commentary ✨

EP1:

RIP Finrod 😥

Galadriel is a badass consumed by vengeance. I'm sure this WILL NOT come back to bite her.

Galadriel girl you're on your own!!

Young Elrond's hair is quite interesting...

Your honor, I'm convinced this Gil-Galad person wants to fuck Elrond

Evidence:

Arondir the beautiful elf that you are!

Bronwyn is gorgeous and level-headed.

Lil boy put that evil trinket back where it came from oh so help me!!!

These proto-hobbits are adorable and scruffy. I like Nori, she's spunky. I wasn't feeling the Hartfoots hair choices at first but it grew on me.

Galadriel being literally shipped off. Yeah this is def a coverup for something

The blond masc elf REALLY wants Galadriel to stay on the boat

Galadriel: 🤸🏻‍♀️🌊

Who the fuck just fell from the sky?? Naked??

EP2:

Nori is definitely a "run towards the danger" kind of gal

Is that GANDALF?? It's Gandalf right?

Feanor mention!! Simarils?? 👀

"True creation requires sacrifice" Yeah that's not the last time we're going to hear that phrase.

I've been saying Celebrimbor's name wrong this entire time. 😶

YAY Dwarves!!

Elrond is besties with a Dwarf! Durin IV?

Durin why are you showing out!? Elrond just wants to say hi :(

Oh...

20 years!!? Elrond you missed his wedding and the birth of his babies?? I'd show out too!! Trash friend behavior!

Disa! The dwarf queen that you are! She's so inviting and warm. OMG her hair is gorgeous! Durin IV I will fight you for her hand in marriage!

I haaateeee Durin's Hair/Beard combo. They lowkey did him dirty imo.

Why are these people on this raft?? Galadriel do not trust that man!

I'm not sold on the Halbrand thirst yet..

ORCS UNDER THE HOUSE??

I bet yall believe Bronwyn now!

Bro killed the Fireflies oop :(

EP3:

The Elves are slaves?? prisoners?? I don't like this

Who is Adar??

Galadriel and Halbrand are on a bigger boat.

Elendir you ruggedly handsome man. The genes are strong in that bloodline.

Numenor is breathtaking.

These people do not like elves

Galadriel does not know how to talk to people

Queen Tar-Miriel *I AM LOOKING RESPECFULLY*

I thought Pharazon was being played by Jack Black. Like a cleaned up Jack Black. I'm Sorry to both actors.

The Numenorians are very stylish.

Isildur??

Oh no he's dissociating at sea (trauma perhaps?)

I prefer look of these orcs over PJ's orcs.

Some losers are interrogating Halbrand.

Oh shit these guys are about to get curbed stomped to hell!

Halbrand's locked up

OH NO HE'S HOT!!

Evidence:

Why did he look at her like that??? . They def have some simmering sexual tension

"I am not the hero you seek." FORESHADOWING!! Galadriel do not trust this man!

An unsuccessful Elf rebellion. Arondir was giving action hero vibes

Wtf is that?? A warg? An orc dog??

Blurry Adar

EP4:

Miriel holding a baby. She loves her people

It was all a dream

Pharazar is plotting something!! He's very much a Brutus type.

Arondir meets Adar

I am slightly turned on and disgusted

Theo is attached to the evil trinket almost bound to it...

Arondir saves the Theo (I think that's his son?? But they don't know it yet)

Disa is a bad liar 😂

MIthril???

Galadriel locked up.

Halbrand teaching Galadriel about playing mind games. Yeah girl don't trust him!

Galadriel is free

Miriel and Galadriel bond. Do people ship them? Should I ship them? 🤔

The King's health is failing. Poor Miriel.

A Palantir? That's not good. Six more? Like dragon balls?

The crystal nerd in me thinks the Palantir is composed of lapis lazuli (the stone of visions/psychic powers)

Galadriel's getting the boot from Numenor

Arondir to Theo's rescue!

The orcs are ashy and they hate the sun

Disa you better sang to those rocks!!

This scene was very touching.

I love Dwarves!

Durin/Disa/Elrond warms my heart

The Dwarf King knows something is up

Theo do not trust that creepy old man.

Sir unhand that boy! 🔪

The darkness has consumed this old man

Galadriel is shipped off again!

The petals of the White Tree fall.

Galadriel is back w/Queen Miriel's support

Me thinks the people will not take this well

Overall the show is visually pleasing (aside from some styling choices). The cast is strong and very talented. The music is excellent. There's a lot of characters being introduced but that's typical of anything Tolkien related. Thanks for getting this far! I'll continue episodes 5-8 in a separate post ✨🩷

-Davi ☽︎♡︎☾︎

Edit: Not sure what happened, but NONE of the pics/memes I put in the post saved on tumblr mobile! I edited it on desktop so they should show up now. ^^

[ravewulf]

I was thinking about the fact Tyler Hoechlin was told that Derek had only ever slept with Kate right before he was about to film the scene where Derek and Jennifer sleep together for the first time.

Where did we get this info? It's also incorrect because Derek did have sex after Kate and before Jennifer.

Eli was 15 in 2026, meaning he was born sometime before Fall 2011 (start of the school year). Wind the clock back another 9 months and Derek had to have had sex with someone in 2010 before season 1 (season 1 started in January 2011).

(I have a headcanon that he also got into New York's gay club and/or kink scene since Jeff mentioned Derek going to Splash Bar, but that's a headcanon and apocrypha respectively, not canon)

That's enormously important information that he needed to know for his performance and not letting him know earlier than that was incredibly disrespectful.

If Hoechlin was told this (and I do not know if he was), you're correct on the first part but way off base on the second. Acting is a job, they tell him what he needs to know when he needs to know it. That is not a sign of disrespect.

In this case, they needed him to act as if it was the first time since Kate (even though it wasn't) because Jennifer was using the power of the virgin sacrifices to magically influence him. They may not have come out and said it like that because that knowledge would also have an impact on his performance, potentially making it less genuine if he knew Derek was being manipulated.

(He also said he knew the thumb hole shirt was totally wrong for Derek, but at that point he was so tired of fighting TPTB for character consistency that he just gave up in that instance.)

Source for this? And how is the thumb hole sweater wrong for Derek? I love Hoechlin, but the writers have the final say as far as what is "right" for a character (though we can always disagree with them, and I have on other decisions they've made). Derek has a soft side and we see more of that during 3B (getting candy and scaring kids on Halloween, etc).

On the other hand, Derek was possessed by the Nogitsune's fly at the time and it's a different outfit than he was wearing when the fly crawled into his wound back at the loft, so it could be chalked up to that if you don't think it fits Derek's character.

After Kate and Jennifer a part of Derek must have expected Braeden to try and kill him too, and when she didn't I can see him imprinting on her like a baby bird. His parents had a good marriage, and that was something he always wanted and expected he would have too. That is one of the reasons Kate was able to con him. It wasn't just sex and teen hormones for him.

Correct about what Derek expected, to some degree, as he's had pretty shitty luck there, but he absolutely did not "imprint" on Braeden.

The part about Derek's parents is completely made up. There's absolutely nothing about that in the show. If Hoechlin has a headcanon about it, then that's cool but it isn't any more or less valid than a headcanon you or I could come up with. Canon is strictly what happens in the show, nothing else.

Whatever his parent's marriage was like, it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows. Talia did some pretty fucked up things to Derek (manipulating his memories), Peter (manipulating his memories, ignoring his warning about the Argents, taking Malia from him), and Corinne (forcing her to carry Malia to term/making her lose her powers). Derek's dad isn't mentioned and we don't see him, so he may not have been in the picture at all. Peter is the one who helped raise/train Derek, for better or worse.

Kate was able to get to Derek because it happened not long after he had to mercy-kill Paige, which left him in an extremely vulnerable state. (The Paige incident was in Derek's Sophomore year, according to Peter, which puts Derek at 15 in Fall 2004. He'd turn 16 in November, then the Hale Fire happened in January 2005).

Braeden on the other hand, thought they were just friends with benefits. She did not want a serious relationship, and broke up with him when she found out he did.

Derek knew from the start that it was only a casual relationship. He saw her looking him up and down as a sex object back when she rescued him and Peter in 3B.

Most importantly, Braeden didn't break up with Derek, it's the other way around. Derek implicitly broke up with her in the season 4 finale when he rejected her guns. That final kiss they shared was a kiss goodbye, ending their relationship before they headed off on a rescue mission he didn't expect to survive.

He broke it off partly because she didn't understand him as a person. While he was losing his werewolf abilities, she made assumptions that it was about power/what he can do in a fight. He tried to correct her that it's not about power, it's about being a werewolf in addition to being able to protect people. The enhanced senses and every other part of it, not just what can be used as a weapon. It's who he is and a critical part of his identity. Some more reading on this here

It was still a good relationship for Derek, proving that not everyone he gets involved with has to betray him and/or die, and helped him overcome what Kate did to him so he could stand over Kate, proud and unashamed, later that episode. It's also something that may have helped with his evolution into the full wolf form.

As for Cora, Derek and Peter took her back to South America as Beacon Hills wasn't safe. (but the real reason is Adelaide Kane left to play Mary, Queen of Scots, in Reign)

I was thinking about the fact Tyler Hoechlin was told that Derek had only ever slept with Kate right before he was about to film the scene where Derek and Jennifer sleep together for the first time. That's enormously important information that he needed to know for his performance, and not letting him know earlier than that was incredibly disrespectful. (He also said he knew the thumb hole shirt was totally wrong for Derek, but at that point he was so tired of fighting TPTB for character consistency that he just gave up in that instance.)

After Kate and Jennifer a part of Derek must have expected Braeden to try and kill him too, and when she didn't I can see him imprinting on her like a baby bird. His parents had a good marriage, and that was something he always wanted and expected he would have too. That is one of the reasons Kate was able to con him. It wasn't just sex and teen hormones for him.

Braeden on the other hand, thought they were just friends with benefits. She did not want a serious relationship, and broke up with him when she found out he did.

Leaving Derek alone again.

(Are we ever given a reason for Cora going away? What if she found out about Kate and Derek, and blamed him for what happened? Even though it wasn't his fault, and he was the victim.)

By the time Derek and Stiles become a couple, they bicker as usual, but angry, yelling, fights are actually rare. The first time Stiles slams out of their place to cool off, Derek thinks it's over, that Stiles has left him because that's what always happens to him. He doesn't deserve Stiles anyway. It was only a matter of time until Stiles realized that.

When Stiles comes back hours later, he finds Derek curled up in the corner in the dark. He's stunned when Derek quietly says he'll pack up his stuff tomorrow. Stiles can have the house.

They talk, and after Stiles reassures Derek that this is it for him, he's not going anywhere, they eventually lay down some mutually agreed to ground rules. (Derek leaves when he's upset too, but he always says he's going for a run, and that he'll be back. He normally does it when he's feeling emotionally overwhelmed and scared rather than angry though.) The next time Stiles storms off, he pauses at the door to add, "I love you. I'll be back." Sometimes he even shouts it, but he always says it.

Luckily they know each other well enough by the time they get together that those instances really are unusual though, and they talk things out. Sometimes snarkily, but they talk, even when it's hard.

It takes time, but Derek eventually believes deep down that he's not alone anymore. :)