#he's got all that cake and for what

[kierenrose]

[insert Legato w/ a nose bleed here]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the thing about Professor Utonium is he didn't accidentally create 3 daughters, he purposely created 3 daughters who accidentally have superpowers. the sugar, spice, and everything nice was intentional, only Chemical X was an accident

this guy became a girl dad on purpose and I am so proud of him for achieving his dream!

[chalkrub]

art trade w/ thrak800 on twit - love this fella !

[sailing-ever-west]

ppl who say one piece only gets good at Arlong Park or Alabasta or Water 7 are weak and will not survive the winter. you're telling me you didn't watch that freaky goober pop out of a barrel with the silliest grin on his face and immediately become enamored with him?? get real. and I think you're lying too because nobody hate watches that many episodes.

[ryuusea]

happy sherly day!

[tatsuname]

im a little obsessed with them. only little

[slavhew]

thank you for 15 years

[guildling]

i appreciate him very much

[oddly-casual]

Fiona and Cake spoilers seriously

(Something I noticed abt Betty and Simons relationship)

I love Betty and Simon’s relationship, I think their back story is so cute and romantic and all that lovely stuff don’t get me wrong.

But there’s this under tone of Betty constantly giving things up for Simon and we don’t really talk about it a lot???

Like, Betty let Simon have his moment with the artifact and the pubic, she also doesn’t go to her trip in favor of going on an expedition with Simon. Then when she goes to leave again she stays for Simon.

Even Fiona is like “you went with her on the bus?” And Simon just looks all confused like “what? No, why would I do that?” Like- hello???

Then after that she gave up her entire life and mind to get Simon back to the point where she literally says “I don’t know who I am without him anymore.” And that just sucks! Since the beginning Betty has been the one giving up the most, her mind, her own possible career, and it’s a story of love of course and it’s very sweet but it’s also a story of sacrifice.

Their love wasn’t a perfect solution, it was already sort of imbalanced when it started and I lowkey love how we see those cracks even before they’re together.

Again, I love their relationship and I think it’s sweet. I just think we should talk about Betty’s side more, especially when she tells a story of what most women do in relationships, sacrifice.

[gooboogy]

The problem is they both make sense.

John lacks any agency, and as his abilities start "failing" he loses more of what little he has. The only things he can do is perceive the world through Arthur's eyes and talk to him in his head. That's it. He has no material effect on the world around them. He is solely 100% reliant on Arthur for his continued existence and influence on the world. He can't ignore Arthur whatsoever (unlike Arthur who can ignore John easy peasy) he can't Do anything but talk and observe (and also experience the deaths of people Arthur touches but ultimately that does nothing). Of course he is going to be distrustful of other people and possessive over Arthur.

Arthur feels like suddenly he can't rely on this very reliable thing that has been keeping him alive this whole time. It would shake anyone up. Especially with the shit they have to deal with? If he can't rely on directions he will be sliced to ribbons or shot without a chance of fighting back. They may as well be dead already. And for all of John's lack of agency, it's Arthur who has to actually deal with the consequences. He's the one who's getting wounded and torn to bits and has to fight all that. Plus it's HIS body. If someone's existence relies on your body, you have the right to refuse, bodily autonomy is a human right.

The problem is they've gone through this cycle before (cycle of learning and forgetting and learning that they are One Unit and need to work Together vs The Problems and forgetting) but never has it shaken Arthur so much. Even when they've argued before he would still listen to John's directions. But now? Everything is in question (as is probably the intent behind John's "failing" abilities.) They DO need other people to help and they DO need to be careful and include John. They cannot truly trust someone else while keeping John a secret or without his input. Arthur has the most control over the situation and the onus is on him to make the compromises. Yeah it's his body but 1) countless times he promised to John that they were in this together and 2) at this point separating them would be so traumatic that they may as well be One.

All of this is to say, curious that Arthur is so willing to tell Oscar about literally everything EXCEPT John. What happens if he does? What if there's someone else to assert for John in a way Arthur can't ignore so easily? Would that legitimize the shared ownership of Arthur's body? What does it mean for John to gain agency by the loss of Arthur's autonomy?

[vaguely-concerned]

there are two wolves inside me. one wolf doesn't want to make dorian pavus archon because that's just a lot. of lotness for him to deal with and I love him and would like to spare him that at least, and also even posthumously it means sort of giving halward pavus a win. which galls, naturally. the other wolf thinks it would be very very funny for iron bull to have to deal with being married in all but law to the archon of tevinter.

[celestie0]

hey google please ai generate the rest of this photo so i can see how double cheeked up gojo is when he strike his lil pose it’s what god wouldve wanted

[madou-dilou]

I really hope we get to see Callum go unhinged and war crimes and murder WITHOUT Aaravos's influence because he talks big about darkness but...

"Messed up inside and I mess up everything I touch". Callum, you have done literally nothing wrong ever, you don't deserve the emo Byronic hero lexical field. But do you know who's EARNED the right to say that?

saves his dying son. But has to kill his mentor for it. His beloved wife is horrified, she leaves him, breaking their family.

ends up shifting the blame on the very baby boy he sacrificed everything to save. He became a monster to save Soren and monsters don't make good parents even when they try.

But had he not saved Soren, he would have hated Lissa for preventing him to do so, and the family would have been broken regardless

inadvertently has Claudia taking charge of his and Soren's emotional well-being since he's too much of a workaholic to do so himself

wants to save two realms from starvation. He does. But not only he fails to rescue the two queens of Duren, his friend dies in his arms rescuing him.

His only friend ends up blaming him for everything that ever went wrong before committing suicide. Viren tries to die for him instead but is rejected

He orders his son to kill the princes, Harrow's sons

He orders Claudia to choose to save the dragon egg over Soren if she is forced to choose. Which is understandable, after all Soren chose to be a soldier, and Viren has proven he was ready to do the same

He destroys Lux Aurea simply by walking in

Soren leaves him

He dies a horrifying death. Claudia, his sweet, treasured daughter, goes through unfathomable sufferings to bring him back, to the point that he realises the only good he can do for Claudia, for Soren, for the world, is to leave it. The world is better off without him and he finally knows it

He tries to apologise to Soren but realises it will only harm Soren even further

He commits suicide.

Meanwhile, what has Callum ever done wrong ?

Crushing already dead slugs.

Come on.

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

hi it s almost 3 am for me and i’m so very sleepy but i’ve been thinking about pbj like all day. johnny hates his birthday lowkey and the only people who actually know when it is are dally pony and steve (some how .) and pony know johnny doesn’t want some big deal outta it so he doesn’t make a deal outta it. just “oh look, we baked a new cake this weekend.” “i found this at the store for real cheap and thought of ya,” “let s go to the lot today yeah? jus’ me and you,” and johnny 100% knows what pony’s doing be he just. allows it cause there isn’t no stopping him

AHDGHJSGHDHA I love that

Because yeah, Johnny probably grew up thinking and being told his birthday was a burden because he was a burden. How every birthday his parents reminded him that he wasn’t wanted there. And he just started to hate his birthday.

But then there’s Pony who grew up loving birthdays because they brought people together. And even though he knows that Johnny hates his, he likes to do little things for him. And Johnny, who loves Pony, can’t even bring himself to be bothered by it. Because this is Pony telling Johnny he loves him, he cares, and Johnny isn’t a burden to him. So yeah, he’d eat the cake that Pony made, and he’d shyly take whatever it was Pony got or made for him, and he’d let his hand be grabbed as Pony pulled them toward a quiet night in the lot. And if Johnny smiled, even a little bigger than normal, Pony viewed the entire day as a success.

[citycrows]

Suo is a mystery to all of the Furin boys but -

He knew Sakura was coming to Furin.

He knew all of the details of that first fight Sakura was involved in.

He knows most of the upper classmen - has had conversations with them - and that Sugishita has been devoted to Bofurin since middle school.

The people he respects the most are his master and his brothers.

Suo Hayato is not the first Suo to attend Furin bet.

(Far reach but if it turns out some of them were part of the delinquent gen and Suo attended for a chance to rock their shit I would be delighted but actually not surprised)

[undistortedworld]

happy birthday to my beloved one and only a-yao!!!! light of my life who deserves all the love and appreciation on his birthday <333