#he's gonna murder u nonnie

[impishsensei]

Gojo, I've got some spicy pics of Utahime. How much are you willing to pay?

"where the hell did you get these supposed pictures?" it's impossible. he knows it. such images don't exist, because she would never.

[osarina]

wedding cake, cosmic and love letter for the ask thing!!

NONNIE ILY IM WEEPING

wedding cake for dazai!

very simple and small, actually. dazai wanted to elope and run off LOL but i was like no dazai yosano will actually murder us if she's not able to come to the wedding. so it's a very small wedding with just a dozen or so people that we care about. if u read badlands, actually, i imagine it happens on the same beach where we met in that universe

cosmic for dazai!

i said it first, dazai did not say it back i fear. he didn't for a while actually, not until i ended up getting hurt and he thought he was gonna lose me without ever actually telling me it </3

love languages for fyodor

fyodor & i share love languages actually, we're both a mixture of acts of service and gift giving. do a lot of chores together, helping each other when we can with simple things, we do conflict a bit over gift giving, mostly because fyodor doesn't want me buying things for him & i just want to buy things for him </3

[ladymcres]

can you explain what’s going on with apo??

hello nonnie, yeah sure. Yesterday he posted a picture on his ig and his fans didn’t like it because he had the buildurluve filter on. Some started to say he didn’t see the filter, some demanded he took down the photos, some huge fanaccounts decided they wouldn’t support him anymore (not gonna lie, a couple of those were so fucking entitled, them leaving is just good riddance). Fight ensued between those who said he should be free to post whatever he wants and those who accused him of being an ab*se supporter (which made me speechless, people really don’t know boundaries). People did not appreciate that while they were screaming bloody murder in the comments (the post has 20k+ comments right now) he was out and about on his ig stories or replying to his friends, and ignored the request to take down the picture (king’s attitude, if you want my opinion). Today he posted a picture from kinnporsche, and the translation of the caption sounded like “i can take my own decisions, thank u very much”, and a new wave of insults started. Again, some say he the caption was about porsche and leaving behind the character, some say he was affirming his own right to speak his mind (which would be only fair).

Obviously i don’t know what lead him to post the picture yesterday, but apo doesn’t strike me neither as dumb as his fans tried to paint him nor blind. The filter he used was applied on a customized camera a build’s fan gifted and had build’s ig handle on it, so it is what it is. Again, we know nothing about what’s going on or about the relationship between build and the rest of the cast, so anything could have happened really. I’m just sorry people turned on him like that, some of the comments his fans left him were nothing short of disgusting. The picture should be still up, as far as i know.

[vivwritesfics]

right so Lucie likes Oscar but Lucie is also a rat who cheats on every bf she gets with so like when “L” kissed me, it was on a balcony and like yeah but Oscar omd he made a point of it. Maybe coz we were drunk idk but he just like pulled me into the kiss ig 😨

“L” kinda sees thus and basically it’s like a love triangle but it’s a HATE triangle 😈. Except it’s not coz I don’t hate anyone in it 😓

L hates Oscar and Oscar hates L and I’m just there so not a triangle. Well no, L hates me for kissing Oscar. BUT TECHNICALLY, I DIDNT EVEN KISS HIM, HE KISSED ME, I NEVER ACTUALLY FULLY STATED MY CONSENT.

BUT HE DIDNT LIKE DO IT WITHOUT MY CONSENT, I MEAN I ENJOYED IT YES BUT I DIFNT EVER SAY EXPRESS IT VERBALLY.

so what is it now? Not a love triangle. Is it even a triangle?Asymmetrical triangle? right angle triangle? isosceles triangle? I do not know. 😪

But like idk what to do, it’s 10am in Italy rn and we’re flying to Australia like in two days but BITCH. I ain’t bringing to little kids who r ever so desperate to rip each other’s jugular’s out, or two little elves who want to start a kerfuffle every time they see each other, TO MY PARENTS HOUSE. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Jesus Christ the lord and saviour help me 🤭🤭🤭🤭

🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️GOD IS AUSTRALIAN ‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

with Lucie she tried to kiss Oscar like after he kissed me which made him uncomfortable u could tell. And like she kept doing it like sweetheart don’t show ur desperation 🤭🤭

so yeah she made him really uncomfortable so i slapped her. And what. 🇦🇺🦘

she’s a bitch and like she swearing at me like sweetheart I don’t understand ur British swearwords what the flip is a tosser. 😭😭

I only use like “bloody, dickhead, wanker and bitch” 💔💔💔

Heck these two are driving me batshit crazy. Like I just want my avo toast in piece. Neither of them have tried to contact me which is good, wouldn’t be surprised to walk into a murder scene when I go grab my shit from L’s room. 🗣️🗣️

these two r gonna be the end of my life, deadset.

-dead 🥑

Oh my crikey plsplspls call lucie a bus wanker

Actually don't its an outdated reference and I don't think it holds up lol

Pls update me if there is a murder scene

Are thing always this dramatic for you, avo nonnie, or have we caught you on an off day lol

[mdzs-is-rotting-my-brain]

how is jc a child abuser? lmao stop making up shit, nobody has the right to tell you how to write your fics, but girl let me tell you, you have absolutely 0 reading comprehension, at least hate on jc for smth he has actually done?? like idk, being rude and helping wwx to tortue wen chao, but stop lying lol

oh, and your beloved wwx is also a murderer (even if yall love to justify it lmaooo), in fact, he's a mass murderer who killed thousands of innocent ppl, jc only killed demonic cultivators who are dangerous and use demonic cultivation to hurt common ppl

but continue living in your 'jc is evil and wwx an innocent angel' dream ig?? whatever makes u happy lol, it's just that it's ridiculous how you need to villainize a side character so the mc looks like a better person

Lol. Nonnie.

This post should have stopped at a thought.

What was the point with this? I do not like Jiang Cheng.

You do.

Don't come into my space and clown in my asks looking for a fight. You're not gonna get it.

Go away.

[thephantomcasebook]

What do u think of the theory going around that alicent will poison aegon for killing rhaenyra?

I think these writers may actually do it and i hate it so much. They should have kept the book ages of alicent and rhaenyra coz rhaenicent is a terrible disservice to alicents character. Even if she hates her son for turning out as he did she was the one who put him on the throne and he is pretty justified in killing rhaenyra to avenge his sons and his family and if alicent does love rhaenyra more than her own children i must say i will hate her so much.

I actually liked how it was going till she said you'll be a good queen part to rhaenyra. I mean after aemond was brutalized and rhaenyra wanted her son to be tortured and her tongue to be lost?? No love no matter how deep will survive such a betrayal. Alicent should have cut rhaenyras entire arm with glee instead of feeling all guilty about it.

While olivia is a great actress...she doesn't understand her characters values which would be mainstream for that time period.

I think if book!alicent meets show!alicent she would be embarrassed by show! alicent being so cavalier and forgiving about all the wrongs rhaenyra and viserys did to her. I wish they show women to be ruthless like cersei more.

I think Cooke is probably moist at the thought of it.

But I doubt 100% that GRRM would ever sign off on that. Like I said and put up the proof of all night, the Rhaenicent shit was made up by Sopchnik's wife and Olivia Cooke, it is not something the writers wrote - Emily Carey confirmed that months ago.

GRRM has also said many times, from all the way back in 2018, that Alicent nor any of her children are gay. Rhaenyra is the only one that had - rumored - casual flings with possibly Laena in the book - but that was when she was young and before she was married to Daemon.

Once more, GRRM's policy with characters is that there isn't secret gays. If they're gay he'll be right on front street about it.

However ...

If by some grievous insult to GRRM's dearly departed memory, they do that shit, it'll be like Season 8 of "Game of Thrones" X 8000.

I'd legitimately lose my shit and fucking swear off "A Song of Ice and Fire" forever. Not even "A Dream of Spring" would save me from my apathy if they do that. I'd look at the entire franchise the way I do Star Wars right now ... the thing that I literally grew up with. No, scratch that, it'll be worse than Star Wars. Cause, at least with Star Wars my love for the George Lucas movies and shows remains untainted. With ASoIaF I'd be totally done with the entire franchise.

If Alicent isn't full "I'm gonna put Rhaenyra's head on a fucking spike" after "Blood & Cheese" and what happens to Helaena and Jahaerys (a grandson that she is incredibly close too in the book) I'm gonna be extra pissed and really start to dislike Alicent. It would be an assassination of her character if she's still carrying water for Rhaenyra after the murder of her grandchild.

I mean, in the book, after Criston is killed trying to rescue Alicent, she goes full Old Testament on Rhaenyra when she threatens Daeron. That's how much she loves her children - especially Daeron! My guy is kicking the shit outta the Blacks, Rhaenyra is losing the war, Daeron is the fucking "Oncoming Storm" from the goddamn constelation of Kasterborous that is making her Dragonseed riders piss themselves, and still Alicent goes full mamma bear when Rhaenyra threatens her baby. It doesn't matter that she's her prisoner and completely at her mercy. She is not gonna tolerate even a slighted look at the mention of her boys.

Its what triggers the Brothel Queens incident in the first place.

God, Nonny, now you can almost make me see this nonsense!

A goddamn Olivia Cooke and Sara Hess Dog Water, Tom Foolery, special! Where Rhaenyra is sitting the Iron Throne and Alicent is standing beside her on the platform like her queen - so regal and perfect. And they're just so fucking fierce and strong filled with Virtue and Goodness that is sparked by their matching chromosomes! And the realm would be in a utopia of peace and fruitfulness under this Girl Boss reign of Matriarchy ...

But, no, the evil Daeron Targaryen and his blood thirsty she bitch dragon Tessarion is coming to claim his poor and wilting flower of a beautiful mother *Gasp* *Pearl Clutch* Poor Alicent who only wants to be with her gay lover so they can take rides on Rhaenyra's dragon and touch rainbows! But no, the evil patriarchal system that this monster Daeron "The Daring" represents is coming for them and their forbidden but true Lesbian love! *Swoon* *Faint*

Ugh, shoot me!

Just fucking shoot me!

Everyone knows that Larys kills Aegon II in order to create chaos so that they he can hedge his odds in the power vacuum to come in the Regency of Aegon III and Jahaera.

[hanniejji]

Do u watch spyxfamily??? I have an idea about Maple but with Modern au!

That episode where a guy tries to let his comrade know to unalive someone because they that he's a criminal but Maple knew what he's gonna do so they grabbed on to him while running. The guy tries to get Maple off of him but Maple won't let go, they ran pass Kazuha ( who was panicking, trying to find Maple) and Lil' maple just screamed " Zuha, I'm being kidnapped!!!" (ya know to get the guy arrested cuz he a bad guy wink wonk). What would Kazuha's reaction be?

-<3 (I keep forgetting to put my nonnie name ndjdnxn)

yes i did watch sxf!!! i fucking loved that anime so much im so excited for the next half, i already miss my child damian :'( ALSO I LOVED THIS SCENE AAAAAHHH

kazuha would instantly turn to the sound of their voice, a vein popping on his temple the moment he sees this man taking his precious maple well it's more like maple's hanging onto their coat very tightly but if maple says they're being kidnapped, then that's that! so he sprints to their direction at the speed of light with the intention of murder saving maple

"LET GO OF MY LITTLE MAPLE!" he'd shout while swinging a twist kick to the man's head you can't convince me that kazuha doesn't do taekwondo or kendo in modern aus

the moment the man lets go more like maple lets go acksks of maple, he's scooping them in his arms while still glaring down at the unconscious man

"touch maple again and i will do more than just kick you," he'll grumble under his breath before turning to check all over maple like the doting brother he is :'>

"are you ok? did he hurt you? oh maple, you must be so scared, let's get you out of here after we report this man to the authorities, yeah? we'll get some mochi after this, mkay? it's alright little leaf, don't be scared, onii-san's here to protect you."

we don't talk about how he turned a blind eye to maple holding onto the man's jacket 😌

[daincrediblegg]

can you give us your babygirl breakdown? HOW did your babygirls babygirl-ify themselves? WHAT are their defining babygirl traits? WHEN was the moment you knew?

I am fucking CRYING nonnie I fucking ADORE this ask like jesus christ ok buckle up buttercup you asked I'll answer: Father Paul Babygirl-ified himself by fainting on the fucking pulpit lmao. Like we know he's a poor little meow-meow and I'm sure there are those who will argue with me about his babygirl-ness but I really don't think we appreciate how babygirl he is also. Fucking huddled in the corner covered in blood after murdering a dude and drinking his blood off the floor, barely fucking able to talk and like damn near fetal positioned? Kinda MAD babygirl behavior to me. NOT TO MENTION ALL THE FUCKING "MY TUMMY HURTS AND I'M BEING SOOOO BRAVE ABOUT IT" MOMENTS HE HAS!!!!! Like fellas does it get more babygirl than that???? I don't think so. Also the way he fucking cries in the last episode like yeah. Babygirl realized he fucked up but does it *cutely* at least. Bruno was pretty much instant babygirl for me. You can tell by the long curly hair and the way he holds that Arepa with a forlorn look in his eye. Picking at the frayed threads on his little fuckin chair. Like yeah. And the way he smiles and gets all smushy mushy whenever he's kissed or hugged by his Mama and sisters? yeah. Peak babygirl behavior was intended and peak babygirl behavior was received and I savor that shit with my whole body and soul. Never gonna be over the sheer sight of him like that like really who can? JT is also babygirl for the sole point that he throws literal temper tantrums as though he's fucking 7 years old. Also makes up the funniest bad insults while he does it and YES I'M GONNA MENTION IT AGAIN TO EVERYONE'S DISPLEASURE BUT "YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT FINGER" IS REALLY THE S T U P I D E S T COMEBACK TO GETTING FLIPPED OFF IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD AND WHO BUT A TRUE BABYGIRL COULD'VE DONE THAT??? HUH??? I ASK YOU!!!! Yeah he's big and evil and bad but I will not let his utter fucking babygirl-ness get swept under the rug any longer. He deserves way more credit than he gets for that. Thank you for coming to my Babygirl! Ted Talk.

[weird-dere]

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

The way I was just minding my business before my period literally just started murdering me. I nearly just passed out.

7 notes - Posted October 27, 2022

#4

Pls end my suffering. Eradicate all bugs.

7 notes - Posted August 10, 2022

#3

I brushed my teeth, washed my face, showered and shitted this afternoon. But aside from that today has been a day where I just rot in the bed.

8 notes - Posted September 10, 2022

#2

Gonna try go to sleep

9 notes - Posted November 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I need to share this with you!! I believe I may be in a real life friends to lovers scenario and the only thing I can think of is if this scenario could/would happen with Bakugo.

Scene: so say Bakugo has a friend for years and is adamant on making sure she knows that their friendship is solid and wants to make sure that their friendship grows. She, the friend, is an artist and he proposes she trade her original art or even doodles for plane tickets to go see him 👀 he pays for the plane tickets in exchange for her art and slowly but surely over the course of their visits. Boom! Love! Also in preparation of the visits he buys all her favorite body washes, expensive shampoos and lotions..

Lmao it’s all good sweetie! There’s no need to apologize ^_^. It happens sometimes lol. I’ll be reblogging this to my writing blog and I’ll tag her for u 💜💜💜.

That scenario is absolutely frickin adorable btw, and I love that for you in the irl world nonnie :3. I hope you’re enjoying yourself and staying safe too!

Bakugou can act indifferent to those around him, but if you really know him you know he always cares. After years of garnering and strengthening a friendship with you, he is always ready to show how dedicated he is to you openheartedly. He has the time of his life whenever he communicates with you and you never really leave his thoughts.

He loves seeing the process and progress of your works so much. Getting to witness the fruits of your beautiful mind come together piece by piece? It had to be a gift from some force out there. You trusted him enough to show him an extension of yourself that you have so carefully crafted over time? Given the way he was, it couldn’t have been anything less than a miracle in his eyes.

Getting closer and closer with you caused him to start learning more and more about the specific genre or type of art you like, so he could give you more detailed comments or feedback about your pieces. Something more insightful than ‘it looks really good’. When he starts making those comments he loves seeing how your eyes light up, how your smile stretches across your cheeks, how your voice gets ever so slightly softer when you speak next. He can’t help the endearing chuckle that leaves him as he watches you fight fidgeting.

As much as he loves getting the privilege of seeing you through a screen, hearing your voice, or seeing the cute way you chat online, he wants more. He wants to be able to experience all that wonderfulness you have to offer in person. Feel even stronger flutters in his chest at getting to hug you or hold your hand.

So he bargains to pay for your tickets in a fair exchange for some art. Of course if he’s going to get you anything for when you visit, it’ll your favorite toiletries. He doesn’t half ass anything, especially when it comes to you. He knows your tastes by now after talking with you for years. He’s gonna make sure you feel right at home with him. Make sure you feel special because you are <3.

He feels things between you are blossoming into something new. And he wants nothing more than to explore this softness he feels with you further. He could only hope that you might be feeling the same way 💖.

hope this was an okay response? lol idk how I feel abt it tbh and it’s late, but I wanted to do it uwu.

54 notes - Posted February 9, 2022

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[kaebedom-me]

okokok i knowww!! i just requested!! but,, am bacc with two more request!! one! crhistmass umu,, chaeya mistletoe hcs,, could be soft,, could be spicy???? who knows?? second! not so important or festive but! im a slut for the trope 😔👉👈 this chaeya with reader uwu,, reader gets kidnapped and the rest is up to you because!! ilysm and i want you to go ham and write what you wanna write 🥺💞💖💕 anyways,, drimk water, sleeb well,, eat three times a day✨ luv u🥺💞💖💕💞💖💕💞💞💕 -⭐

Star nonnie 👉🏻👈🏻 would you be angy if you find out i eat like 2 meals a day 😔 but you're the best best bestest ok ily smsmsmsm 🥺 you take care of yourself too ogei ily mwah!! And myur kremsas

This is request number 2!! I'll do request 1 on a different post uwu

Reader gets kidnapped

All hell boutta break loose ok the people who kidnapped you will not survive

For the kidnappers sake, it's best that they took you while you weren't around Childe and/or Kaeya

Cuz if it happened in front of them and the kidnappers escaped with you then Childe's gonna lose it

All logic and thoughts go out of his brain, his only thought is getting you back safe

Unlikely it'll happen though, because criminals do be cowardly and if anyone's bold enough to try to capture you in front of them surely don't mind dying in the most painful way

And they'll make sure you're ok ya know uwu you won't get taken while you're with them

Also cuz Kaeya's so smart and observant, he'd like know immediately before someone even tries

Secretly tells Childe and he's gonna go like "oh I'll just buy this one thing I'll brb" and get rid of all of them rip uwu

You know even know there was a kidnapping attempt

But anyways

So, you went ahead and got yourself kidnapped while they were away

Mostly probably while the two of them were busy with their own assignments and you've just been hanging on your own for awhile now

They prolly had personal vendettas against Childe and/or Kaeya? Otherwise they wouldn't go for you

But it do be a little dangerous for you because you are dating a Fatui Harbinger AND Calvary Captain of the Knights of Favonius

They come back to any empty house and they just know

Contacts the other partner immediately because its just a better move than hunting you down on their own

Also cuz the other person needs to know umu

I say contact like they'll give each other a call or letter or smth. No, i mean them just barging into each other's workplace/ area confusing the rest of the people there

It's urgent man the love of their life is gone

When the two of them are dead serious they could prolly figure out the culprit within a day or even a couple of hours even if there's no clue left behind for them

Let the man hunt begin!!! ✨

Wastes no time, everything is calculated to get you back in their arms safe as quickly as possible

They're just kskfg worried ok? They don't know what the kidnappers have done to you or are planning to do to you and it stresses them out big time

Childe just unleashes all his stress and anger on the people who kidnapped you the moment they step into enemy territory

Let's Kaeya to the thinking about where they could be hiding you

Kaeya doesn't even need to worry about security, he just needs to figure out the fastest way in because Childe: Unhinged is a whole threat

When they do get to you Kaeya immediately has you in his arms; asking if you're ok and checking for any external injuries

Childe is off murdering the rest of the people in the room if there are people watching you

They don't even need to know why what they the kidnappers wanted from them, only thing that matters is you're alive and they're not

If the kidnappers have you like at hostage like knife to your throat type beat they'd be seething

But the fights going to be so anticlimactic because they're both so strong? And their synergy is so good they just have everyone in the room frozen and dead in 7 seconds flat

But if y'all are here for the drama then uwu i imagine Kaeya's super good at negotiating terms

Very calm and collected, he's angry, you can see it in his eyes but he won't let his emotions betray him and will trick the kidnappers to let you go in exchange for something more valuable

The second they do, the millisecond you're away from their grasp Childe's already committing mass murder

Like have you seen him in foul legacy? 8 seconds flat dudes, all gone. It'll take a miracle for him to leave any soul that's involved alive

Comforts you the Most™ you must've been so scared and what not

Zoomer reader to the kidnappers like "ooo y'all are gonna die so hard, when my bfs find me it'll be all over for you" or "kill me i have nothing to live for lmao" HAHAHA

Promises to never leave you alone again cuz they don't want your life to be threatened in any way

At some point, when you get over your Trauma, you'd have to reassure them a whole bunch because they're just that overprotective

They're just worried you know they know how dangerous their line of work is and for something bad like that to happen will really break them

They'll set up like a whole system where one of them is with you if the other is gone for long periods of time? But jskf it can get a lil overbearing so you gotta reassure them you're ok and you'll be more careful

[seijorhi]

asks :))

what i have learned today is that y’all wanna get fucked by some monsters...

What does nostos mean? What language is it in? 🤔 also I of course loved it, mind blown as usual queen

it’s ancient greek! it means homecoming, the idea of a triumphant return home for the hero after a long journey. i found it through looking at the root of nostalgia. in this fic of course it’s kind of a grim tongue in cheek play on it. the reader’s coming back to the mountains, but she’s running away after a bad breakup, and the welcome she gets is... shall we say less than ideal haha

Just read nostos-

First of all as a person who reads monster shit- hell ya. Mhm. That’s some good shit right there. That was DELICIOUS horror. It actually had me a bit nervous and afraid to read what was gonna happen next 😳

Secondly- omg I wanna know what happened next (at the end) 👀 know what I mean??? 😼

ANYWAY AS ALWAYS you never disappoint and your writing is fantastic (if/when you write horror yandere stuff again I’ll be there- frothing at the mouth. A+++++ work ILY💖)

you want me to write the monster porn, just say it bby ghfjdkshgfjkd but ty

Omfg that fic was so good!

Did the readers mom know about monster kuroo?? Or was she just worried because of the previous murder? And did Kuroo somehow manipulate reader into coming back to the forest or was it just a big coincidence? (👁👄👁 there's no such thing as a coincidence)

Looking forward to your future work <3

ty nonnie!! i didn’t have the right space for it, but after kohsuke was ripped apart and eaten kuroo stayed by the reader’s side until late in the night, only disappearing when he heard the reader’s parents/search party approaching. they found her lying in pools of blood (and scattered half eaten body parts), shaking and unresponsive – they knew no animal could’ve done something like that. so they knew something lurked in those woods, but considering the reader had repressed the memories, her mom couldn’t just come out and say it <33

You are an AMAZING horror writer!!!

The uneasiness I got from the conversations with the mom is just *chefs kiss*

A+++++

ahh thank you!! horror is such a hard genre to write because i’m never sure if the suspense and everything’s gonna hit right haha

I read Nostos before going to sleep last night and at the time I was like “sure hope this doesn’t give me nightmares” and thankfully it didn’t lol. But I think I’m willing to take that chance again because it’s so GOOD and I think I’m just going to have to relive it – @ohno-otome

fhdjgbfhjkdfn i’m glad it didn’t give you nightmares bby!! but i also appreciate that haha, i’m an absolute wimp with scary movies and stuff but i just can’t stop watching them haha

I just wanna say that I was listening to "You're a psychotic villain playlist" on youtube while reading Kuroo's oneshot and I can't explain the emotions I felt, but I'd let Kuroo do things to me asdfghjkl – @itishebihime-samaforyou

ooh nice! sometimes the right playlist makes things doubly as fun haha

OH MY GOD!?!?! Nostos was soooo GOOD?!?!? Like it was so creepy (but in a good way), and scary and suspenseful!! And the ending!?!? Omggg honestly one my fav fics from you!! You did my mans Kuroo justice 🥺💖💕

TYYYYYYY i was genuinely concerned i was gonna scare everybody off haha

Ah! The new fic! Chiefs kiss! Magnificent! Bravo!🧚‍♀️✨🧞‍♀️🦖🦭🌹💫

tysm nonnie!!! <33

i’m pretty sure i’m in the same/similar timezone as you? and i do be staying up late to be one of the first to read your fics (i usually stay up late anyways). so imagine my surprise when i see you post in the afternoon. in conclusion, whether you post to align with your european and american readers’ timezone, my gmt+10 arse will still be one of the first to read your fics. also nostos sjdufigyyjf i have to admit, i recently just found out about monster fucking and nostos scratched the itch😫 i feel bad for kohsuke though

bby i always post at like 2-4 in the morning please get some sleep!! the fics will be there in the morning lmao. i kinda low key forget about my aussie/gmt+10 followers because i think there’s like... 3 of you haha

Honestly if i could give u a dollar everytime i got off to your fics, you'd probably be rich by now

lmao the idea that people find my fics hot enough to get off to still blows my mind lol

your newest kuroo fic was so SO good!! its totally okay if you dont want to answer this so you can keep things ambiguous but is monster kuroo planning on killing the reader after he's...done with them

thank you, bby!! but no, monster kuroo isn’t gonna eat her – he’s had plenty of chances to do that if that’s what he wanted, but he has other plans for the poor reader

RHI, I WANT TO STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT I AM OKAY WITH MORE MONSTER FUCKING IN THE FUTURE. i also want to say im not a monster fucker, but that just feels like a lie at this point. okay, now that that's off my chest, i love it. the mystery, the connections of kuroo to a cat. kuroo's probably gonna go and batter around his prey once they're under his grip like my cat does. hopefully the reader will come out somewhat unscathed, if they are ever allowed to leave 😌 love this, love how different it is, the way kuroo just tries to weasel in. very monster and yandere vibes, very you. have i said i love this yet?? id willingly let him get me drunk on his cock, maybe never leave the peace of the mountains again

‘i want to say that i’m not a monster fucker’ bby the denial will get you nowhere haha. just lean in and embrace it hgfjkdlkfgjnkdl ahh but thank you this is such a sweet ask ILY!!!

Omg omg the monster thing kuroo was in ur latest fic is so familiar to me abdhdmfnjfjf. I remember being told abt a monster with VERY SIMILAR characteristics to it (aka the not being able to go inside a house unless invited and using fire to lure ppl out) AND JFC IT TERRIFIED ME. Esp how when i told ppl around me and they didnt recognize what it was, but it was somehow known to the kid that told me abt it.

(Some ppl thought it was familiar but still didnt know what it was)

Do u know what im talking abt? Hopefully u do

-🥚

GHFJDK so the monster in this is kind of based off the nekomata spirit in japanese folklore - they can appear like people, torment victims by reanimating the corpses of their loved ones, they’ve been blamed for forest fires, so it was just fun to use that as a basis and then go buck wild haha. anyway thanks for the ask bby!

Rest In Peace Kohsuke, you would’ve loved Haikyuu season 5😔✊– @joyvstheworld

poor kohsuke deserved better, i’m just mean to the oc’s i throw into fics haha

Monsterfucking ❤❤❤❤❤❤ a little annoyed you're making me simp for yan Kuroo though (a vibe tho tbh). You're so extremely talented!!!! &

This is probably a stupid question, but how did Kageyama react when he couldn't find y/n? How is life with yan Suga? I imagine probably awful BUT yknow maybe the stockholm syndrome set in fast lmao. Sorry, I'm going on a binge reading your stuff. - @oracleofdin

i will not apologise for making you simp for kuroo he deserves it the man’s a snacc. and as far as your second question, suga’s a very caring, very smothering kinda yandere, so i guess in some ways it’s better than what the reader had with kageyama but... pick your poison haha

That was so good. I’m so shook rn I can’t comprehend anything but how good that was and how good a writer you are

TYSM NONNIE!!! <33

Ok, so, I just read Final Girl and the lil' ticket addition to it and just---

Well, ok I've been playing Dead by Daylight a lot lately? And I'm just picturing Tetsu as the newest killer "The Trickster" and I'm positively RANDY.

Your writing is ALREADY thirst inducing and just as satisfying, but this has SENT ME- If you're not familiar, please...

https://youtu.be/iowkiPobYYQ

Understand my thirst. (I'd also like to clarify, I use a different skin for him that gives him black hair and he looks like Kuroo with an undercut.)

~ @the-casual-hedonist 🌸

i love how feral y’all got for final girl kuroo. like bo and akaashi had his fans, but i put a spiked bat in kuroo’s hands and y’all lost your goddamn minds and i love to see it. fghdjkvhfjdkls thanks for the ask bby

idk why but I love preggo reader as long as I don't pretend it's me 😢✋ I hate babies n pregnancy anywhere else other than horny haikyuu fics

i think that’s a valid thing for a lot of fans. the idea of breeding is sexy, the actual getting pregnant and having a kid thing... not so much. but especially with non-con scenario’s, it’s more about the aspect on control than the actual desire to have kids. but yeah, i feel you

Sorry to bother but uh was just wondering in fracture did Osamu kill his wife or was it actually an “unfortunate event” ? Love your work btw!!

he most certainly did :))

LMFAO RHI i totally get not liking cheating/infidelity fics (towards reader) bc IT HIRTS ME SO BAD I CANNOT HANDLE THOSE.

id be reading fics those fics like: tf you mean my yandere aimt gonna baby me and only want me??🤨🤨🤨⁉️‼️

EXACTLY! listen i get that it’s a fucked up fantasy, but in my fucked up fantasy you damn well better have the decency to be loyal smh

Finders keepers is the most beautiful thing I've read by you: I read it twice like I normally do and here's what I figured out the second time (that's when I analyze it and find the little tidbits of things that are much darker than they appear (: )

To start I LOVE THE DETAILS OF THEM NEVER TEACHING READER ANYTHING- at first I assumed "oh they might see her as a little sister or child or something" but realized thAT WAS THE ISSUE!! they infantilize her and isolate her from everyone but her group. the small details like that are what make the story amazing 😎💅

ahh thank you so much, nonnie!! pls this is making me soft 🥺

I just wanted to stop by and say that I love your writing and I hope you're doing well!!! Drink plenty of water and keep up the amazing work :) but seriously you're one of the best fanfic writers I've seen on tumblr! I read your "Imitation" piece about kuroo and i keep coming back to it, it's so good! I did want to ask if you think it'd be possible for the reader to ever escape with the baby (or at least attempt to). Or if Kenma would "help" at all just to put an end to kuroo's antics lmao

kenma would in no way help the reader, and tbh by that point if kuroo did get her pregnant, she’d be far too emotionally dependant on him to actually even want to leave, but thanks for the ask!

You know who I think would be a perfect Yandere in the JJK world? Choso.

🚨Spoilers Ahead🚨

After being locked in a glass jar for however long he was, and all that happened with his brothers, I feel like he would absolutely never let his darling out of his sight. He would be possessive. Obsessive. And Oh So delusional. Sure he’d be your anything - he truly is a softy - but to what end?🤤

choso would make an excellent yandere, ngl 😌

what au/troupe of your fav character(s) that you have written do you like the most?

(rlly hope this makes sense🙏)

i am always a slut for soulmate au’s :))

[georgeeehd]

Minx made a joke on the show with Austin, Karl, quackity and foolish where she referenced dreams coming out tweet and used it as a joke. Dream seems to be fine tho since he replied to her on Twitter jokingly, although watching Karl’s face turn murderous in seconds was funny af

Classic making dream the butt of the joke for quick interactions and drama 😐😐 im gonna be controversial AND parasocial and say dream didn’t actually reply to her tweet because he didn’t care, but because his stans attacking minx right now would just make the dreamOUT thing worse. Like sorry he sounded too upset about the jokes around his coming out for me to think he’s okay now.

BUT OH KARL MY PERFECT FUCKING ANGEL 💖💖💖💖 do u have a time stamp nonnie :3

[blazedgraysons]

Ooooo I have a concept request! Maybe Gray is a popular musician and one day meets a girl who's an intern at the recording studio? Idk I know u were talking about your internship and it got me thinking haha. Hope it doesn't sound too lame

Thank you for the request sweet nonny! It’s very 2014 1D but I hope you like it 🤍🤍

Grayson Dolan was a household name. That tends to happen when you've had multiple #1 singles, multi-platinum albums, and sold out dozens of world tours. Working for him would've been a dream for anyone.

Anyone but you.

You were never impressed by the top-40, so-called "Prince of Pop" persona he displayed, even going as far as to call his lyrics as "shallow," "surface-level," and "only bearable when unconscious." You're friends called you a music snob, but you just refused to be brainwashed because he has a pretty face.

So imagine how disappointed you were when your intern director announces his arrival for a recording session.

"Isn't the whole point of this internship to learn from real artists? People who actually inspire?" You ask. It's condescending, you're aware of that, but it's hard to hide how disappointed you were.

"And what's music that inspires?" Robby, your director, asks while adjusting pitch levels on the soundboard.

“You know, music that motivates people. That makes people want to create, to keep going." You shrug, not sure what he wants to hear.

"And who's to say his music doesn't do that for people. Or are you the dictator of all good music for now and eternity?"

"I am when all of his music is just 'Oh baby, I love how you're the one for me. You make me so crazy.'" You mimic in a pitchy falsetto.

"I never knew that's what my singles sounded like." A deep voice interrupts your performance, and the two of you turn. Standing in the doorway is none other than Grayson Dolan.

"Hey, what's up, man? Ignore her; she's not a fan." You shoot Robby a glare. He mouths 'What' before leaning over to greet Grayson.

"Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Y/N." You shake Grayson's hand. He really is attractive; you'd have to be blind not to admit that. His hair is flopped down, framing big brown eyes. He's dressed casually, in a hoodie and sweatpants, finished off with a silver chain.

Robby shoves you, mouthing to stop staring while Grayson coughs awkwardly. The temperature in the room rises by 10 degrees, and you turn back to the soundboard.

"So, let's get started."

It doesn't take that long; Grayson only needing to finish mixing some vocals from early that week. The whole process takes about an hour or so.

"Alright, man. I'll mix some things together and send you the edits sometime later this week." Robby gets up and daps Grayson up before leaving.

You start unplugging various things and cleaning up before realizing Grayson is still standing in the booth, watching you.

"Not a fan, huh?" He asks you after a brief silence. You're silent, not sure what the right way is to answer that.

“Don't worry, you're not gonna hurt my feelings. What don't you like?" He exits, sitting in the chair where across from you.

"You're just not the type of artist I listen to." You answer politely. While a whole laundry list comes to your head, you figure Robby would probably kill you if you said anything other than complimentary.

"No, none of that nice corporate stuff. No bullshit, what don't you like." You roll your eyes, annoyed.

"Honestly your lyrics are predictable, your persona has been done before, and nothing original. You're just a product for teenage girls to love, and it shows." Your answers a little too honest, and when Grayson looks back at you surprised, you're already picturing the different ways Robby's going to murder you.

"Wow-"

"I am so sorry. I didn't mean any of that, and honestly, your music isn't even that bad." You ramble, already trying to come up with excuses and apologies. You figure he's going to yell at you and brace yourself for the worst.

Surprisingly, he starts laughing. Laughing until tears start coming out of his eyes. You sit there shocked, not sure if this is just a nervous break from the pressures of fame or if he's actually losing it.

"You know you're probably the first person in like five years to be honest about what they think about me and my music." He explains once he's done laughing. You stare again before relaxing a little, realizing that he's not mad.

"It's not bad, y' know. I can just tell it's not you. I mean, not you anymore. You're still singing about the same stuff that you were singing about when you were 16. You're 21 now; you haven't given yourself room to grow." You explain softly, avoiding eye contact.

He leans toward you. You can notice everything: the soft stubble lining his face, the woodsy cologne, and even the flecks of gold in his eyes.

"So, you don't hate my sound?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.

“No, don't get me wrong, I do." You respond.

He leans even closer to you and smiles, showing off perfect teeth embellished with diamonds. Your heart stops.

"So why don't I change that?"

[theladysexpistol]

No joke, I thought Anasui was Diavolo's illegitimate son.

Honestly, this is a really nice crackpot theory nonnie

Also yeah Anasui is a murderer but can u imagine Trish finding out she has an older brother 🥺 that she’s not alone??? 🥺

I was gonna say he can’t be bcuz his hair is so much nicer than Diavolo’s but then I remembered I love Trish’s hair so much so never mind still checks out

[octoberobserver]

I recently had a dream about a plot for a fic where reddie get a duck from mike on their wedding day and the note makes it seem like it’s meaningful to their relationship and they spend their whole honeymoon trying to figure out what the deep meaning of this duck is and it turns out stan and bev dared mike to do it to fuck w/ them and when i woke up i immediately was like SOMEONE HAS TO WRITE THIS and i immediately thought of you! (literally u don’t have to it’s just funny how i thought of you)

Hi Nonnie! This *probably* isn’t what you had in mind, but I hope you like it anyway ^_^ ♥️

Your Love Life’s DOA (read on ao3)

“...a chick.” 

“Pretty sure it’s a cock, dude.”

“It’s a chicken, asswipe. Cocks are roosters.” 

“Huh. And here I thought cocks were—”

“Don’t,” Eddie Kaspbrak held up his hands, cutting Richie Tozier off mid-terrible-joke. 

Richie just smirked, his eyes alight in a way that never failed to make Eddie’s stomach swoop.

“Cock, chicken, whatever it is,” he waved dismissively with the hand not cradling the miniature poultry, “it’s cute as fuck.”  

Eddie stared at Richie staring down at the (probable) baby chicken, warmth spreading across his chest. 

He only basked in the feeling for .2 seconds however as the irritation he had felt this morning when he opened the door to go grab their mail and nearly stomped on the little feather-ball, made a swift resurgence. 

“But why the fuck was it outside our door?”

“...”

“Richie.”

“...”

“Rich.” 

“...”

“Trashmouth!” 

Richie’s head snapped up from where he had been gazing down at the chick that looked comically small in his ridiculously large hand. 

Eddie’s treacherous stomach did an impressive (if annoying) front handspring. 

“I don’t know, Eds. Maybe it was meant for the butcher shop down the street. Or a petting zoo,” he tilted his head, looking pensive, “maybe it’s Erica Delaney getting her sweet revenge on me after I broke our egg-son in the first five minutes of class. Or it’s the chicken god’s gift to us to raise in his image, fucked if I know. All I do know is,” he shrugged, gently, with one shoulder as to not jostle the chirping baby bird, “we're definitely keeping it.” 

Eddie blinked.

“We can’t keep a chicken in the apartment, Richie.”

Richie’s eyebrows raised halfway up his expansive forehead.

“Why not? I own the building, and I say it’s all good for lil Chick-Fil-A to stay.”

“We’re not naming it after a homophobic chicken restaurant, dickwad.” 

A slow smile spread across Richie’s face that had Eddie’s pulse simultaneously racing and screeching to a halt. 

“...But we are keeping it?”

Fuck.

~*~

“Chicken Little?”

“No.”

“Chicken Run.”

“What?”

“Chick Flick.”

“Hell no.”

“Oh! Wait! I got it - Chicken Carbonara! Carbs for short.” 

“You’re an idiot.” 

“I agree,” Stanley Uris piped up as he meandered his way over to where Eddie and Richie (baby chick loudly making her presence known in his shirt pocket) were arguing at the sink, glass in hand, topping up Patty’s Merlot.

“You don’t have a horse in this race, Staniel,” Richie dismissed his input, gently running a finger over the chick’s fuzzy head, adopting a sickening sweet baby voice, “Isn’t that right, Carbs? Uncle Stan the Man wouldn’t know a good nickname if it kicked him in the face.” 

“Coming from the man called ‘Trashmouth.’” 

“Eds gave me that name, so blame him,” Richie quirked an eyebrow, elbowing the man in question. 

Eddie’s Chardonnay tipped dangerously close to the rim of the glass. 

Richie ignored his murderous glare. 

“Now all we need,” Richie beamed with pride as ‘Carbs’ gave another loud chirp from her cloth perch, “...is a duck.” 

Eddie winced, “You need to stop binge-watching Friends, Rich. Who are we, Joey and Chandler?” 

“Dibs on Chandler!”

Eddie rolled his eyes, gesturing up and down at Richie. 

“Well duh.” 

Richie merely smirked, tilting his head at him, “You’re definitely more of a Monica than a Joey, though.” 

“So in this scenario, you two are married?”

Both Eddie and Richie whirled around to blink at Stan who had attracted the attention of the rest of the Losers, each now awaiting some sort of response with rising interest. 

Eddie refused to give one. 

He also refused to look at Richie not give one. 

“Ooh we’re playing the Which Friends Character Are You game, huh?” Richie asked, stepping around Stan, eyes still focussed on the chick. 

Stan rolled his eyes, “There’s eight of us, it doesn’t work.” 

“Spoken like a true Ross.” 

Stan shook his head and sighed.

Like the Ross he was.

“Alright, I’m game,” Bev piped up, raising her glass from across the room, her eyes glinting at Richie. 

“Do your worst, Trashmouth.” 

Richie smirked, clearly tickled by the challenge. 

“Alright, Marsh,” he cleared his throat, beginning to pace the room like Columbo at the end of every episode, where he explained how he solved the whole damn case with nothing but a moved potted plant, “You’re Phoebe obviously, because you’re a fiery but lovable enigma who’s cooler than all of us combined.”

Bev chuckled, “Damn straight.”

“Haystack here,” Richie whirled around, cradling Carbs to his chest in one hand and pointing with the other, “is our Joey for his actor good-looks and lovable nature.” 

Ben sank down into the couch next to Bev, picking up her socked-feet and rubbing them, “I’ll take it.” 

Bev grinned, “I did always think Joey and Phoebe should’ve got together. Although Paul Rudd was great.”

“Which leads me to,” Richie turned to his left, smirking.

“Oh no,” Mike held up his hands, “count me out. Black people weren’t even a thing on Friends until like season 9 or whatever so—”

“Oh yeah, the diversity sucks ass Mikey, no one’s disputing that,” Richie agreed with a nod, “but hear me out. You’re Mike, Mike! A sexy, African-American Paul Rudd. Think about it...you may come in late in the game but you win everyone over instantly with your good looks, nerdy charm and wicked air-piano skills! Just like you did with the Losers Club!” 

Mike blinked, amused.

Stan tilted his head.

“I don’t think that’s exactly—”

“Same with Patty!” 

Richie cut Stan off, clearly on a roll, whirling around to point at his wife.

“It feels like she’s always been with us, right?” he asked the group at large, smile pleased when everyone nods in agreement, Bev winding an arm around her from where she was perched on the arm of the couch, causing Patty to flush and grin behind her wine glass at the compliment. 

“And you know who was always with the Friends? Always there, like an honorary 7th member? Or 8th in this case?” 

Eddie rolled his eyes, not quite believing he was going to participate in this.

“Gunther.” 

Richie winked, “Gold star for Kaspbrak.” 

“She does make a mean Cappuccino,” Stan mumbled almost absentmindedly as Patty gave her charming snort-laugh, letting her head rest against her husband’s shoulder as he stood next to the couch. 

“Which leaves…”

Richie slowly turned on the spot, like the dramatic bastard he was. 

“Congrats, Bill. You’re Rachel. Our Jen Aniston. People are gonna start copying your hairstyle soon.” 

Bill chuckled, “Yeah, don’t think ‘The Bill’ has quite the same ring to it, Rich.” 

Richie gave a dismissive wave. 

“It’ll catch on. Then you’ll become a mega movie star and forget the rest of us exist. Except for Eddie, of course.”

Bill frowned.

“Why just Eddie?”

Richie threw him an exasperated look.

“Because he’s Monica! Courteney Cox. Best friend of Jen to this day. Duh.” 

“So you two are married, then?” 

Eddie felt his throat tighten as Richie squared his shoulders at Stanley, gently putting Carbs in her bed before huffing out a laugh.

“Nah man, we’re still in the friends-who-help-friends-give-their-dates-orgasms-in-seven-steps, stage.” 

Stan rolled his eyes.

“Right.” 

Eddie watched as the two friends stared at one another, a weird tension draping over them.

And in true Phoebe-style, Bev broke it.

“Hey, who wants to hear my Smelly Cat rendition?” 

Richie’s analysis was flawed, of course. Bill didn’t know jack about fashion (that was Bev), Ben built stages not performed on them, Stan actually loved, cherished and respected his partner, Patty wasn’t desperately in unrequited love with Bill (that was Mike, though it was requited), Mike wasn’t married to Bev (that was Ben) and Bev…

Well.

Bev was spot on, actually. A riddle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in mystery, all while being simultaneously cool and lovable. 

And Eddie?

He was Monica Geller and proud of it, dammit.

A damn shame Courteney never got the Emmy-nom, in his opinion. 

As for Richie?

Richie wasn’t Chandler Bing. Chandler Bing was Richie Tozier.

“If only they had let Chandler be gay,” Richie sighed wistfully as Eddie closed the door, waving off the last of their guests, Bill and Mike as they hopped in an Uber headed for Casa Denbrough. 

“Why? So you could fuck Ben instead?” 

Eddie knew how his voice sounded as he slowly leaned back against the door, reaching out to pull Richie towards him by his collar, crashing their lips together in a bruising kiss that he had ached for all night. 

Richie gasped into his mouth, his hands roaming Eddie’s body like a hyperactive octopus, pressing him back against the door and rolling his bottom lip between his teeth.

Eddie groaned, breaking the kiss, staring up at his best-friend-turned-secret-boyfriend. 

“So, when do we tell them we hooked up at Ben and Bev’s wedding?” 

Richie chuckled, leaning down and pressing his lips against Eddie’s neck, right over the spot he knew drove him crazy, breathing hot against his skin. 

“Not until I ask Bill for his eyelash curler and Ben figures us out. Duh.”

~*~

They really should have been all fucked out after three weeks of eating, drinking, sleeping and sex-ing in Barbados, and yet, as soon as they got back to their apartment, they christened their old bed, their leaking shower and the living room floor because they just couldn’t get enough of each other.

Married.

They were fucking married.

Husbands. 

Legally bound.

Til death—

No, not even death could stop them. They proved that already.

“You’re heavy,” Eddie groaned, his chest vibrating under where Richie had his face squished against it. 

“It’s all the Barbadian food, dude. S’gone straight to my thighs.”

Eddie brushed his hand along said thigh, squeezing roughly.

“Hmm. I like your thighs.” 

“I like you.”

“You better. You’re kinda stuck with me now.”

Richie lifted his head off Eddie’s sweaty chest, smiling softly, interlocking their left hands, pressing their rings together. 

“Guess my love life isn’t D.O.A anymore, huh.” 

Eddie groaned, and not in the sexy way he had been five minutes before. 

“Those Friends references grew old in the nineties, dude. Stop.”  

Richie pecked at his lips, letting out a sound of disagreement. 

“I’ll have you know, Eds, I—”

The unmistakable sound of a knock echoed throughout the apartment. 

They blinked at one another.

“Who the fuck is that? No one knows we’re home yet.”

The post-Honeymoon-fuck had come (heh) above all - including texting the group chat that they had made it back safely onto California soil. 

Marriage had made them selfish like that.

Eddie shrugged, “I don’t know. Could be Rosa dropping off Carbs. I did tell her we’d be back today, and she might have like...sensed us. You know what she’s like.”

Rosa was their downstairs neighbour, a lovable, elderly woman who seemed to have had a sixth sense for everything Richie and Eddie-related even before they had become a couple, often calling them out for the pining bullshit before they got their act together, got tipsy at Benverly’s wedding and jumped each other. 

Or as Richie put it once - “She high-key ships us, man. Wants us to bone it out.” 

To this day, Eddie had no idea what that meant. 

Another knock came, this one louder.

“Alright, I’m coming,” Eddie called out, pushing a whining Richie off his chest before he could make the obvious joke and forcing himself to sit up, grimacing as the sheet stuck to his back. 

He’d have to be the one to answer. No way he was unleashing a half-naked Richie onto Mrs Hernandez. 

Eddie actually had the decency to pull on sweatpants and an old Trashmouth-tee before padding to the door.

He knew his husband did not.

Husband.

Eddie smiled to himself, his stomach doing its usual somersaults that he knew would never fully disappear. 

Richie Tozier, his lifelong best friend, was now his husband too. 

Crazy. 

“Sorry Rosa, we were—”

His incredibly made-up-on-the-spot excuse died on his lips as he opened the front door to reveal - nothing. 

Frowning, Eddie stared into the empty air, turning his head to glance down the very vacant hallway.

And then, he heard it.

Quack! 

“Oh, not again.” 

“Duck!” 

Richie said it like fuck.

Like he had been human-autocorrected.

“Yes, Richie, I see that,” Eddie sighed at his husband who had appeared over his shoulder, still shirtless, staring down at the baby duck sitting pretty in a box, much like Carbs had two years before.

“We’re not naming him Daffy,” Eddie grumbled, bending down to gently pick up the box, cradling the duckling against his chest and kicking the door shut.

Richie opened his mouth.

“Or Donald.” 

Richie closed his mouth. 

One quack called Donald was enough. 

“We’ll brainstorm,” Richie grinned, leaning down and capturing Eddie’s lips, before softly patting the new addition to their family on the head.

They’d find the note later. The one that read, 

To Chandler and Monica, 

You two were the last to find out.

Not Stan. 

Here’s a brother for Carbs.

We left her with you as a prank, for Richie’s Friends obsession, but you became the best dads ever instead. You’ll do it again. 

Just don’t get them stuck in the Foosball Table. 

~The Losers

[yaz-the-spaz]

Thoughts on the snl joke? Regardless of how harmless the joke itself was, snide shit like that only encourages the overwhelming amount of hate Z gets daily. U know damn well if the situation was reverse Z would be getting CRUCIFIED. It wouldnt be a harmless joke then, it would be Zayn being washed up and bitter. Truth is H and L get away with murder and that's undoubtedly white privilege. For once I'd like to see so called ot5/zarries/etc call out the bullshit. Just say you dgaf about Z and go.

hey nonnie, so my thoughts on it are probably an unpopular opinion but i have to say i mostly agree with rodger on this. and that’s not to say that i don’t understand where the fandom is coming from, people have every right to their feelings and i do think that, regardless of anything else, harry should have been at least mildly aware of how the fandom would take it and how upset people would be by it. but at the the end of the day he knows better than any of us how zayn or any of the other boys would feel about it and given that they’re the ones that are affected the most by this (and not us) and he still made the decision to go through with the joke (not to mention the way liam publicly reacted to it in the way he did) i think shows how little of a deal it probably is to them. look at this way, if he REALLY wanted to hurt zayn, i mean like TRULY, he could’ve done/said something a lot more hurtful, like making a terrorist joke or drug addict-related joke or mental illness joke or saying any number of things wayyyy more snide and cruel about him leaving the band than just pretending to forget zayn’s name and replacing him with a beatles member. i recognize that people have different senses of humor but imo as far as petty jokes go in particular, this one was fairly tame (though you’re free to disagree ofc)

that said, i WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree with you that things would be VERY VERY different if it came from zayn, and that h and l do get away with an OBSCENE amount of things that zayn has been, or would be, vilified for were it him in their shoes. the biggest examples i can think of off the top of my head rn is 1) the fandom’s general reaction when they first found out that zayn smoked weed vs the news of harry doing fucking shrooms/damn near hardcore psychedelic drugs and biting part of his own tongue off - zayn got absolutely decimated for a little fucking weed to help with his anxiety and creativity/music-writing but harry gets what? a shrug of the shoulder? a bat of an eyelash? and even worse for me is 2) the notorious weed vid - not only was zayn the main one vilified for smoking weed and labeled a druggie and an addict despite the fact LOUIS was also clearly getting high right beside him, LOUIS was the one to mention the coke reference (‘chicken in chile’ or whatever tf) not zayn, and LOUIS was the one to use a motherfucking abbreviated form of the n-word - where was the outrage over louis’ racist ass, entitled rich white boy ass behavior? absent. yet how many people unstanned zayn a couple years later when they only thought (THOUGHT!) he said the n-word in some random snapchat/ig vid even when it was confirmed that he didn’t and it was just the black guys with him that said it? and that’s not even the end of it, like people hold up things zayn or liam have said or done from forever ago as evidence that they’re homophobic or hated the band or whatever the fuck but harry or louis say or do almost the same damn things and it’s either dismissed or they’re praised for speaking out like what the actual fuck? i honestly can’t fucking stand the way this fandom acts with their racist ass double standards. if you’re gonna excuse one, then excuse them all and if you’re gonna dismiss one, then dismiss them all. life’s not a fucking burger king, you can’t just pick and choose which problematic behavior you’re gonna ignore and which you’re gonna accept only when it suits your own personal agenda and that’s on top of the fact that holding onto shit from ages ago ignores the fact that at the end of the day these boys are still regular people and regular people might’ve said dumb things when they were younger (or even now still) or phrase something wrong but that doesn’t mean they’re not allowed to learn and grow and mature or to get more informed and change their opinion or behavior

anyway enough of me ranting, and sorry this got so long but i just have a lot of feelings when it comes to the racism and double standards that run rampant in this godforsaken fandom