#he's confused

[crazydaymycrazyway]

On: *shows card* Ace of Spades!

Hong: *throws UNO card* +4

Raon: *shows a Pokémon card* Pikachu, I choose you!

Cale: ...what are you playing?

[just-hyde]

Hello I would like to bestow upon Henry the bugmelon

[keykittygirl]

D U C K

Aww thanks (๑•ᴗ•๑)♡

She'll let them sit on her head and also give them a butterfly accessories that she summoned

[of-pale]

You can't what?:

[nekohime19]

It took mini Macaque a while to befriend Wukong so of course it'll be the same in a relationship.

That's so true! Macaque didn't have any friends before Wukong so, really, he has zero experience when it comes to romance and picking up on social cues.

Wukong is in for a long courtship period.

[divinequo]

You can't tell me glam wouldn't be an ICON of a gay alley, even though he'd be a confused one-

If one of his sons came out as gay, he'd give them a welcoming basket with violets, RuPaul DVD, and fucking laxatives, He'd 100% dress up as a chick and do drag for Dee's mlp fantasies as a little kid without even knowing what tf highlighter is, he'd go to a gay bar and get the spare condoms that the one himbo gave him, in his pocket, and throw on the ground like its fucking confetti, he'd buy his BI wife a "I love women" shirt for shits and giggles, he is the embodiment of confused alley, "he's lost but he got the right spirit" energy we neeeeddd

AND I REFUSE TO THINK OTHERWISE

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Jaskier: Geralt, why is Ciri digging a hole outside?

Geralt: She's grounded

Jaskier: What's that got to do with yard work?

Geralt: How else is she going to get in the ground?

Jaskier:

[willswizardlyasks]

boop

Ah-

Thank you?

[real-sanemi-shinazugawa]

i like ur scars. :)

-love, saeyo. <3

Huh?

I appreciate it.

[mayor-thaniyel]

Gobble Gobble

-🦃

??? Why is there a turkey in the Inbox....

[proth-blog]

*looks up at Odious* It's been a year daddy I really really miss you, please come back

[dinrelsanddragons]

"What right hand man is she talking about?"

[ourfairdominion]

how did I get this far in soccer?

[flawlessfallen]

"... Why are people trying to unbutton your shirt, Luci?"

@ducktastic-dad

[gumpistol]

❝ freaky furry-wax threesome ... huh, haven't heard of that one before. ❞

[sillystanleystuff]

Hey Simon, how does it feel to be number 29 on my simp list?

[... On your what?]