#he's chill

[boredth]

Close enough, welcome back John Wick

[greenorangevioletgrass]

divorced art and his popstar girlfriend?????

pls i neeed him

NONNY DON'T GET ME STARTED ON POPSTAR!GIRLFRIEND

lmao part of me is thinking abt barry keoghan and sabrina carpenter where ppl see him like "doesn't he have a kid?? why the hell is he out in fucking coachella????" but i feel like art wouldn't be so outwardly um... negligent, seeing the kind of person he is.

i can see them staying super lowkey, taking it slow. the media probably wouldn't catch on that much (like they would work very hard to protect each other and maintain their privacy). and it would be super wholesome when they do go public, like he would attend a show with lily, and they would be out in the vip tent. art would have lily on his shoulders or dancing with her. it'll be the cutest sight EVER ahhh

[would-scrooging-save-them]

Evrart Claire? (Disco Elysium)

Evrart Claire (Disco Elysium)

[grape-souffle]

Working on this and being murdered by figuring out the inbetweens for these poses 😭

[arl1n-e]

Can you put tiny Evan in a jar? Like give him some stick, dirt, leafs, mabey a tree and some books and just let him relax in his little jar (just don't sufficate him)

He's gonna be comfy for a while ‼️

[xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx]

Ok in somewhat defense of Jackson I wanted to say smth

I have RESPECT for this guy, ok, like I held a grudge against my bully for SIX YEARS (At least!!) and my guy is just chillin with Exer after like ~3 months

I literally could never. Like I didn't even want to be in the same room as my bully, then Jackson is out here being all buddy-buddy??? Respect, man. I have respect for this spiky-haired goofball

[the-murder-toons]

SSSKKKKSSTTTT

"are... Are wes on the airs?"

"quiet mutt! I'm trying to see that for myself!"

"The Static is clear. They can hear."

"they can! What're we sitting around here for!?"

"oh for crying out loud—HAY RUNT!"

"can you stop calling me tha–'

"no, now shut up and do the talking. I'm getting a migraine over here"

*LD Sighs* "... Okay well, hello there! I'm The Little Dog otherwise known as LD—do you guys at least wanna introduce yourselves?"

"I'm Cat, Cartoon Cat, simply 'Cat' is fine though if you don't wanna say my full name"

"I'm the sames expect thes names Dog, Cartoon Dog"

"Skitzo"

"the one and only Ink Demon at your service! Although you could just call me Bendy, I don't mind"

"and THEY are the murder toons... I take no part in their shenanigans and violence"

"if you weren't immortal you'd be dead in a fucking ditch long ago. We aren't thrilled to have you here either"

"um... Uhh—okay, well now that we're on the air this broadcast is dedicated to us 5 and our... Less than normal lives. Feel free to ask questions about us"

"wait, theys can ask us stuffs?"

"...yes?... That was the entire point of this"

"whaddya think the plan was with setting this up, mutt?"

"to not hears your stupids voice and be ables to hear some others!"

"Fight! Fight! Fight!"

"Oh! Oh! Lemme get the popcorn first!"

"oh god... Well while they do that, we'll be here... On air.... Please god someone save me from this hell!"

(hay out of character for a second: this ask/RP blog is dedicated to some of my favorite horror rubberhose characters. I am not afflicted with any of these brands and these are my own interpretation of these characters that otherwise are voiceless. I try to make my own interpretation unique or at least stand out some way from their canon counterparts. Asks are highly encouraged and art on this will probably never happen due to the owner of this blog being a crappy artist. All in all: this entire thing is made for fun and I have no affliction with In The Dark Comics, Joey Drew Studios, or Trevor Henderson. All characters and rights reserved to their specific owners.

EXTRA WARNING: All characters in this blog as well as any mentions of violence and death are complete works of fiction. The 4 main characters are psychos—their name is the murder toons after all. If you ask questions there's a decent chance you'll get a graphic response in return. That's the nature of these characters and I really won't hold back in my wish to portray them as definitively to my headcanons as possible!

[shootingc0rpse]

Holy shit did not think my reverse falls drawing was gonna get this much attention 😥 TY SO MUCH LIKE?? here's a drawing of Reverse falls Preston EastSouth (Preston Northwest) cuz tbh I fell in love with this design

[code-pain]

[vocaloid-voltage]

This is a personal statement from Hatsune Miku here. I haven't cleared this with my manager. I'm not going to. I don't really care if he wants me to say this or not.

If you hate Hybrids, I do not want you at my shows. Do not buy my music, do not use my brand, nothing. I don't want any association with you. Hybrids are people just like humans, and they deserve the same amount of respect.

[illegiblehandwriting1]

24

breaking news: local potion seller and innkeeper are chaotic together, who let them get married?

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Onith: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken! Esa: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss. Onith, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

(It's a letter from Wild yelling about them letting Sky run away)

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Onith: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Esa: This is a lie. Esa: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. Esa: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Esa, looking at a selfie of Onith’s: I hate this photo. Onith: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly. Esa: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something. Onith: Up to kindness.

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Onith, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Time: Tea. Onith: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Onith: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head? Esa: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Warrior: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air* Onith: *shoots it*

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Esa: There's no way they like me back. Feire: Onith would throw themself in front of a moving car for you. Esa: Onith would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Onith: I want a trip down memory lane. Esa: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Onith's lap* Esa: I heard you needed these? Onith: YES! ALL OF THEM!

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Sky: Why is Onith crying on the floor? Feire: They're drunk. Sky: And? Feire: They saw a picture of Esa's spouse. Sky: But they're Esa's spouse. Feire: I know.

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Not a quote, but i think that Onith and Esa's village should have a name. Any ideas?

[seaworthinessthesecond]

OC ALERT

So this is The Unknowable Terrifying Monstrosity, or Theo for short

What is he? I don't know. Where did he come from? I also don't know. What are his pronouns? He/They. What do they like? Daisies and alt rock.

[inkbotkowalski]

OMFG, I was so stressed out about coming out as trans to my boss tonight, and his reaction was like: "obviously. what else is new?" 😂😂😂

[monarchofmayhem]

lord hater, is the lgbtq+ community supported in the empire?

It doesn't matter if it's a boy and a girl, a boy and a bit, or a girl and a girl... I HATE SEEING ALL THESE ANNOYING SAPPY COUPLES!!!!!!

[tearlessrain]

just now suddenly remembered the dream I had last night, I spent the majority of it grumpily gathering ingredients for and making a s'more because for some reason paul hollywood was coming and I wanted to prove a point.

there was so much more important stuff going on too, like I'm pretty sure there was an unrelated kidnapping/missing child case underway and a talking dog and a college class that I suddenly realized I'd missed like a full week of somehow and was panicking over whether I could still pass. this was clearly supposed to be an anxiety dream/nightmare which has been standard lately, but I was just too resolutely focused on my spite s'more.

[the-arcade-doctor]

the whole mod's lore summed up in one meme: