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A reminder to my fellow hybrids: you do not owe it to anyone to let them touch, pet, or grab your body, regardless of how much like a Pokémon, soft, cute, interesting, or unusual you may look. It is ALWAYS morally correct to bite and/or swipe at grown adults for doing this. (Note: may not be legally correct.)
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What the heck is a 🅱️?
Sometimes a kid may excitedly tell you that holding down 🅱️ helps you dash around, and you have to just say yes, little buddy!!!!!!! Thank you for the information!!!!!!!!!!! You are doing a great job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You’re welcome random citizen!
What's minecraft
#rotomblr#pokemon irl#pkmn irl#pokeblogging#voltage miku#Miku has no idea what spawned the “Miku made Minecraft meme but she’s not complaining
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More than anything, what I find regrettable about human and hybrid relations is that the image of human-Pokémon hybrids in media (at least in Unova!) until now has almost entirely been in horror movies.
Werelycs and werezor. “Pokérus-ification” epidemics. Horrible experiments trying to lash out at humanity. Freaks cursed by the gods.
…That, or anime Skittygirls, and I’m not unpacking that one.
#pokeblogging#pkmn irl#rotomblr#I mean. I'm from Kanto so I like the anime skittygirls but outside of that yeah#Voltage Miku
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They can in Paldea
Gonna shove my collision against the shelves to get to the backrooms so I can avoid making eye contact with customers
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Hi, hello, this is me, Hatsune Miku
Just wanted to say Fuck Team Machine
Thank you. That is all.
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Terraria but 3D, yeah.
What's minecraft
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You... can't find Taillow in either of those regions though?
you’ll never believe what i just saw migrating
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President-elect of Zekrom
Why "Chosen" anyways? Why not "Agent." Or "representative"
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Slurpuff. Looks tasty. Could probably take it on!
Go here:
Generate 1 Pokémon, doesn’t matter if you know anything about Pokémon or not
Based on looks + whatever knowledge you have about it, COULD YOU TAKE THIS POKÉMON IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT?
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I forgot Celsius existed for a second and was about to ask what kind of Eiscue you are.
in an argument with my sister whats the most optimal room temperature
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#LetPokemonBuyAHouse2k24
What if you could bring them to your next Pokémon World?
...same problem. Might not be able to understand them. And... I'd probably have to catch them and. That. That feels weird. I don't wanna have to do that.
Plus, what they'd be able to do would be... really restricted. Considering. They're a Pokémon. In a world of humans.
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20 minutes ago when I bought garlic bread on a whim.
now tell me, when did you last let your heart decide?
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Ah fair
No this is more Tobor Sharpedoboy and Lavagirl than anything
A message from Hatsune Miku
I’M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I have legitimately no idea what this is in reference to, I just got cleared from the hospital.
A message from Hatsune Miku
I’M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
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A message from Hatsune Miku
I’M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Can I make a suggestion? Maybe don't deliver blackmail?
From LOVE LETTERS to BLACKMAIL Pelipper Mail is COMMITTED to delivering LETTERS of all kinds.
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