#he's an idiot your honor

[blacktofade]

Based on the responses to this poll, it seems y'all like my stupid Arthur painting, so I thought I'd share the photo it's based on. But basically at my old apartment, I would leave the patio open for Arthur to walk around, but he used to go behind the door and because he was born without a brain, he would think he was trapped and would yell at me to let him back in.

[thehonoredwon]

Fushiguro Megumi was frustrated. Quintessential solemn expression was no longer present as the walls damning his emotions had finally ruptured . . just a brick or two, but it was enough for the release of his truest thoughts in a rare and vulnerable moment. ❛ Why did you break the news like that? Itadori being alive. That was very cruel of you. ❜

"Cruel?" Satoru rubs his chin, sounding genuinely perplexed as he looked down at Megumi. Such a show of emotion was rare for him, even when he was overwhelmed so this must really have been bothering him for it to cause such an outburst.

One long finger scratched at the side of his head and adjusted the edge of the blindfold sitting over his ear. "I thought you'd be happy." There's no malice or teasing in his voice, but equally little remorse. Though if one were to know him well enough they might hear some creeping in. "Everybody likes surprises. Finding out someone you love isn't dead is the best surprise of all, right?"

He considers that a moment, conducting the brief exercise of imagining such a thing for himself and determining that he is correct. But then... Nobara had seemed unhappy too, and the upperclassmen were just as disgusted so perhaps he should reconsider.

[thekatebridgerton]

I want more of Gregory explaining his friendship with Lucy to his brothers while he was in his denial stage

"there's this girl, she's like seriously awesome, a bit uptight, rule follower, thinks she's always right which she isn't by the way, I think we might be friends now, best friends even, also she's kind of cute in a totally platonic way, anyway she's my wingwoman now, she's helping me woo the diamond"

Anthony, Benedict and Colin be like "do you hear yourself speak sometimes?"

[marshmallowsocial]

Me (curled on the couch), lovingly, to my beloved idiot of a dog: hi bubba!!! Did you bring your toy or are you just sticking your nose into my butthole???

My dog, who did not bring his toy:

[commonmexicanname]

Aziraphale misunderstanding the assignment.

[create-chaos]

I'm still dying over the way The Deep pauses before saying "Intelligent Man" in the memorial video

[fooltofancy]

baby "immortal til proven otherwise" mode

[thatonedudeiguess]

So now instead of being a bad boy, very flat on the floor, he's a bad GUY very flat on the floor. Rip ken.

[bklynmusicnerd]

Spencer for most of this episode:

Spencer when he got that "Welcome Home" text from Trina:

[thekatebridgerton]

Benedict could be at the bottom of a human Bridgerton pyramid and get up from his position just because he saw Sophie walking past him.

Where is the lie? Seriously.

I like the fact that none of you are trying to contradict me, nobody in the comments is saying 'Nah Benedict wouldn't do that' because we all agree that Benedict would in fact, be a total stinky pants and throw anyone under the bus if it meant he gets to hang out with Sophie.

He's just so..Benedict okay, this man can and will ditch family events and ghost all his friends just for the pleasure of following Sophie around like a horny homing pigeon, he's the Perry the Playtapus of family gatherings, because Violet is likely to ask "Where's Benedict?" on any given moment and find that he's vanished from the dinner table and left Anthony holding the Risotto, all of that just because Sophie got up and went to the bathroom. Meanwhile poor Sophie tries and fails to get away from him and his 'lets hook up' propositions.

She's the only one with common sense in that relationship. Benedict has no loyalty to anyone but Sophie. The rest of his bros and sisters can go do whatever. He's just going to paint and live the cottagecore life, in his country estate with his Lady in Silver, who he married, and that's Sophie.

(The day Benedict has felt the most relief in his life was the day Edmund was born because that just meant the heir of the Viscounty was officially Kate's problem now. And it was a glorious day for Ben. The only most glorious day than that was the day he met Sophie, and the day he married his Sophie. )

But yeah, that's the tea

[st4t]

Richie coming back from University with piercings and an attitude and triggering Nick's gay panic

[backburnerdio]

Garnet: I am not a good person. Okay? I hate people. I'm terrible and mean and—

Beau: *in danger*

Garnet: MOVE! THIS ANNOYING GUY FROM WORK IS IN TROUBLE!

[yourturntositcom]

Shin: mom wtf are taxes

Shin: I have been committing tax evasion bug now I'm scared of the tax people

Shin: I don't wanna die to the taxes-

[dearrage]

dorian voice ‘i don’t care about anyone’

also dorian *seriously contemplates staging a robbery for birthday cake for one (1) long boy*

[thatmathlesbian]

me: dude one of us is lying is coming out in 13 days

my brother: what????

me: one of us is lying is coming out in 13 days

my brother: OOOOOH i heard one of us is coming out in 13 days

me: dude you're straight

my brother: i kNOW

[justfreakstuff]

... oh really? *Hands Milk a piece of paper that says 'You are the totally the greatest'* Then what does that say? :)

…..Uhm.... Words..?