#he's an idiot your honor

[thekatebridgerton]

I want more of Gregory explaining his friendship with Lucy to his brothers while he was in his denial stage

"there's this girl, she's like seriously awesome, a bit uptight, rule follower, thinks she's always right which she isn't by the way, I think we might be friends now, best friends even, also she's kind of cute in a totally platonic way, anyway she's my wingwoman now, she's helping me woo the diamond"

Anthony, Benedict and Colin be like "do you hear yourself speak sometimes?"

[blacktofade]

Based on the responses to this poll, it seems y'all like my stupid Arthur painting, so I thought I'd share the photo it's based on. But basically at my old apartment, I would leave the patio open for Arthur to walk around, but he used to go behind the door and because he was born without a brain, he would think he was trapped and would yell at me to let him back in.

[brooklynishere]

You know that common plotline/trope that's like "character gets mindreading powers" in order to reveal secrets?

Thinking about that with Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji and how even that could not combat Wei Wuxian's sheer oblivious dumbassery

Like

Wei Wuxian with mindreading powers: aha! Now I can finally tell what's going on in Lan Zhan's head!

Lan Zhan, in his mind: Wei Ying is so pretty and talented I love him so much can he tell that I love him I must be so obvious how do I tell him-

Wei Wuxian: 0.0 Wow Lan Zhan!!

... you have so much self control to be deliberately thinking about something so crazy to cover up your real thoughts!! I never would have expected you to think something so naughty though, how surprising!!

Lan Zhan, in his mind: how am I still attracted to you when you're so very stupid?

[commonmexicanname]

Aziraphale misunderstanding the assignment.

[create-chaos]

I'm still dying over the way The Deep pauses before saying "Intelligent Man" in the memorial video

[thatonedudeiguess]

So now instead of being a bad boy, very flat on the floor, he's a bad GUY very flat on the floor. Rip ken.

[tabis-picnic-corner]

Gotta love Agoti attempting to try and comfort people.

- lux . tabi 🎼

[nekomanessa]

Atsumu: Boyfriend? I don��t want to be omi’s boyfriend.

Bokuto: well, what do you want then?

Atsumu: I don’t know. I just want to be with him. All the time. I want to hear about his day, and tell him about mine. I want to hold his hand, and smell his hair. But I don’t want to be his stupid boyfriend.

[thelaundrybitch]

You're so right

thinking about the guy who bought his fiancée the Dyson Airblade instead of Airwrap (so a hand dryer instead of a multi-styler for hair) and the guy who got his gf the toy Dyson Airwrap set for children thinking it was the real thing on a huge sale

[thekatebridgerton]

Benedict could be at the bottom of a human Bridgerton pyramid and get up from his position just because he saw Sophie walking past him.

Where is the lie? Seriously.

I like the fact that none of you are trying to contradict me, nobody in the comments is saying 'Nah Benedict wouldn't do that' because we all agree that Benedict would in fact, be a total stinky pants and throw anyone under the bus if it meant he gets to hang out with Sophie.

He's just so..Benedict okay, this man can and will ditch family events and ghost all his friends just for the pleasure of following Sophie around like a horny homing pigeon, he's the Perry the Playtapus of family gatherings, because Violet is likely to ask "Where's Benedict?" on any given moment and find that he's vanished from the dinner table and left Anthony holding the Risotto, all of that just because Sophie got up and went to the bathroom. Meanwhile poor Sophie tries and fails to get away from him and his 'lets hook up' propositions.

She's the only one with common sense in that relationship. Benedict has no loyalty to anyone but Sophie. The rest of his bros and sisters can go do whatever. He's just going to paint and live the cottagecore life, in his country estate with his Lady in Silver, who he married, and that's Sophie.

(The day Benedict has felt the most relief in his life was the day Edmund was born because that just meant the heir of the Viscounty was officially Kate's problem now. And it was a glorious day for Ben. The only most glorious day than that was the day he met Sophie, and the day he married his Sophie. )

But yeah, that's the tea

[pineapple-frenzy]

Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara

They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them

But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd

The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>

[liesmultixxx]

annabeth: *pouring her heart out*

percy: *nodding*

(internally: the earrings!!! oh my gods the love of my life looks so wonderful😍😍)

not him focussing on little details because he’s just that whipped

[apollodreams]

He's an intelligence agent not a wisdom agent

Kallus is an intelligence agent. So tell me why I got to sit here and listen to him panic about the cold setting in when he should damn well know that if they took that heater/meteorite into the escape pod and closed the lid they would stay warmer for longer.

[sheikfangirl]

"You're still so nervous around me... Relax."🤭

Note: I found this in my doodle folder. Its old and Im pretty sure its based on a reference...

[cupcakemyducktape]

Avoiding tasks with the homies.

[noxcheshire]

I think I’d be really funny, if Bruce was a reincarnated Vlad.

This is going to be based off of a prompt I saw (I will find you) where Bruce suddenly remembered his past life as Vlad.

HOWEVER, my take on that is the de-aged Ellie and Dan because the amount of ANGST and self hate that Bruce will go through thinking his past self was not only a villain, but also that sort of person?

It will eat him alive.

It will eat that man alive every time he goes to sleep and another burst of memories pass underneath his eyelids.

It burns him when he wakes up with the phantom touch of a body underneath his hands, of a boy just as young as Damian and thinner too, struggling to escape a grip of a man whose hold was too possessive, and too cruel.

It feels like acid swishing down his throat when he wakes with the taste of oily words filled with threat and something more whispered over the form of a boy. A young boy whose blue eyes blazed furiously back and yet tried to hide the quiet bursts of fear underneath.

It feels like Bruce cannot scrub the man he had been right out of him, even when his skin blisters red until it bleeds. Vladimir Masters had woken spitting and screaming, burrowed like a cold sore underneath everything that is Bruce.

Bruce hates it.

Hates the monster he had once been and still is — because despite the fact Vlad is now Bruce, living and breathing and existing here in Gotham — Vladimir Masters still exists.

He is out there right now in a little place called Amity Park, pulling weight and blood just to get what he wants.

A man who has used and abused for far too long…

Perhaps it was time to see to it, that however and whatever way that Bruce came to be, that it began with Vlad’s unfortunate circumstances back into the Ghost Zone.