#he's a spy too 👹👹👹

[bellyjellyfish]

aaaAAAAAAAAAA

im completely normal about this haha

[aphroditelovesu]

Yandere Jeong Gu-Won Headcanons (General)

''I really can't stay away from you no matter how hard I try I always end up coming back to you.'' — Jeong Gu-Won.

❝ 👹 — lady l: my wips cry when they see me writing things out of nowhere, but I watched the two episodes of My Demon that were released this week and I needed to write to this man 😥 I hope you like these headcanons! ❤️❤️

❝tw: obsessive and possessive behavior, mention of murder, jealousy, stalking and unhealthy relationships.

❝👹pairing: yandere!jeong gu-won x gender neutral!reader.

Jeong Gu-Won didn't understand why he was feeling this way about you, about a useless and stupid human (as he used to call you). He didn't understand these feelings, why he, a demon, was feeling this way.

He tried at all costs to deny his feelings, to keep his mind busy with other things, but he always came back to thinking about you. He couldn't get you out of his head and it drove him crazy.

Jeong Gu-Won gradually became involved in your life, in such a subtle way that neither he nor you realized how involved he already was with you. Sometimes appearing where you were and watching you, protecting you in his own way or just spying on you. Even though he will never admit it.

He didn't want to accept that he was falling in love with a human, that he cared about a human, that he cared abot you. Gu-Won had been in denial ever since he noticed his heart racing when he was close to you or how he came to care about you.

He tried to fight against these feelings, against the urge to kill when someone else got too close to you, with the burning jealousy that consumed him from the inside out, but he couldn't. He tried to stay away from you for your his good, but he always ended up coming back.

Jeong Gu-Won couldn't stay away from you, he tried but he was worried. What if something happened to you? If you ended up being robbed or murdered? You were a human, you could get hurt easily and he couldn't have that.

Basically he became your bodyguard, although he doesn't use that term. He follows you everywhere and when he can't do it, he sends someone he trusts to follow you. He's just protecting you. To say he is overprotective is an understatement. For him, because you are human, you are exposed to risks all the time and must be protected at any cost.

Gu-Won will never admit it, but he is very jealous, bordering on possessive most of the time. He will be seething with jealousy inside when you are around another person, his gaze hardening and he will use his powers against them if they bother him too much. From something harmless, like making them trip, to something really lethal.

He is very polite with you and always tries to be courteous to you, but his bad mood always ends up getting the best of him and he ends up coming off as rude. He doesn't like other people, just you so there's no reason to be polite to them. You are all that matters, in the end.

Once he lets himself accept his feelings for you, Jeong Gu-Won won't let go of it. He really cares about someone other than himself after 200 years of being a demon, he won't let something happen to you. He can't let that happen.

He likes to use his powers to please you, as a way of showing his affection, something he's never really been good at. Whether it's cleaning your house with your powers, cooking for you or taking you to incredible places at any time of the day. He might feel uncomfortable about it due to his ego, but when he sees the amazed look on your face, he knows he won't regret it.

Jeong Gu-Won doesn't know how to deal with what he feels for you in an exactly healthy way, he's a demon and he's been alone for 200 years. He just knows that he cares, that he likes and loves you in a burning and passionate way. He had never felt like this before, not even when he was human. There's nothing he wouldn't do for you, from punishing people who cross you to even murdering anyone who gets too close for his liking.

You are his, after all. And Gu-Won won't let anyone take what belongs to him. Trying to steal something from a demon never ends well.

[jaydezsworld1]

omg nsfw medic next plspls i beg

FINALLY ANOTHER (maybe) MEDIC SIMP IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

TW: sleep watching, spying, literal sex, masturbation. (gn!reader)

-Literally down bad for u. He's crazier when u pass by istg.

-Please don't tease that guy in public, he WILL make you regret that.

-Pretty sure Medic keeps small photos of you when he does medical checks on you.

-PANTIES STEALER ALERT 👹❗❗

-That guy probably watches you when ur sleeping, any time. And he loves the fact you don't notice him jerking off at your pretty face.

-That guy has a boner every time you sit near him, or just passing by.

-Probably uses a pair of panties to jerk off like a cumrag* but he wishes something else would take his cum too. (ykyk 😏)

-I feel like that guy's a switch, he could be both dominant and submissive, Idk which one fits him more sooooo-

-He WILL make you cum more than twice, and he'll be like "Enjoying yourself Liebling*? You know I'm not done yet..."

- SFW: He puts you in amnesia* before surgeries, unlike he does for the other mercs.

Cumrag: Something that people cum on/ejaculate on.

Liebling: term of endearment in German that means "Darling".

Who should I do next?

1. Sniper.

2. Scout.

3. Demoman.

[sparkly-sediment]

Tf2 mercs as horror movie deaths

I’m being so fucking for real with these like spiritually

Scout

In the first Scream, when that chick gets caught in the doggie door and Ghostface opens the garage door, subsequently chopping the woman

Scout would die like this because 1: he’s desperately trying to escape, to a rat like extent and 2: of course he’d be in such a blunder

Such a dumbass way to go. The fuck you mean you got stuck?? in the GARAGE door?? 😭😭��� the others would make fun of him for it too

Here lies a sillypants mcgee

Sniper

The old gays in The Last of Us but no companion

Sniper would totally survive out in the woods and also totally give the fuck up

He would get tired of fighting the zombies. He wouldn’t give up, but if something happened that lowered his quality of life, he would end it right there no question

Professionals have standards, after all

Heavy

He would be that old guy in pet cemetery who gets his face cut off by evil baby tate 👹

Tate sliced the man’s Achilles tendon. If Heavy hit the ground, it would be earth shattering

I just know that bitch can’t crawl

Medic would sew his face back on and make out with him fr

Soldier

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

It would take some industrial steel to kill this beast. The horsepower of a chainsaw and power of friendship from the psycho fam could take him down

Soldier would absolutely survive Michael Myers, Jason, Freddy, Ghostface (weak bitch), and every slasher who doesn’t have machinary

He would punched Michael in the face and probably spank the bastard too

Blood war paint 🎨

Medic

That bitch the killer 😭

Could be a nurse killed by Michael Myers but they might have sex instead

He just freaky like that idk

Engineer

Based off vibes, I’d want to say the mannequin scene in I Know What You Did Last Summer. The energy just matches

Realistically though, Engie would either die in some gruesome workshop accident like in Chucky, or be lured to his death through an act of kindness

disemboweled by a table saw like a real one

Demoman

Killing him wouldn’t take much outside influence

Drunk at camp crystal lake, able to scrap but unable to survive

He and Jason would beef it out a bit and he would probably light that bitch on fire, but Jason would wear him down eventually

Would not make it to the underground tunnels his ass is dead by the fire

Spy

This one was hard. Spy is intelligent enough and heavily dignified, so he wouldn’t find himself on the shores of camp crystal lake or the fields of rural texas

He would be the middle of the human centipede

There would be an escape attempt, and if he made it out, he wouldn’t go back for the other girl

Pyro!

The nanny in The Omen who kills herself on Damien’s birthday? She’s so Pyro

Manipulated by a sinister force? Smile and a wave as she swings through a window?

Pyro would do a little hop instead of falling forward

[boydepartment]

JAYJAY I HAVE THIS CUTE IDEA THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE

OKAY OKAY….imagine going on a road trip with enha! I THINK IT WOULD BE SO CUTE ESPECIALLY WITH JAKE AND NIKI AAAAHAHEHHDJDDJJ HEHEHEHHEEHHHEHEHEH👹👹👹

Enhypen Headcanons- Road-trip!

HELLLO MY DEAR IT HAS BEEN A CRAZY COUPLE OF DAYS BUT I AM ON IN RN!!!! IM GONNA DO THESE AS LIKE HEADCANONS <3 edit- IM SO sorry this took awhile. i had a ton of birthday stuff and then my friends stayed like the entire weekend. I LITERALLY FINISHED THIS WHILE THEYRE SLEEPING EVEN THO WE HAVE CHURCH TOMORROW ITS LIKE 2:30 AM!

MASTERLIST

JUNGWON- Jay def put him in charge of music mainly because Riki kept playing something INSANE LIKE ASMR ON THE AUX. Jungwon probably plays really nice classical music that makes everyone fall asleep but then will randomly play screamo too so he scares everyone. He lets everyone choose a song though! DEF ASKS TO GO PEE EVERY 20 MILES HE SITS RIGHT BEHIND JAY! His song choice is No More Dream by bts

HEESEUNG- I think be brings up like "lets play ispy!!!" then looked at like Jay like "i spy a grumpy pants!" Just to mess with him while he's driving. Other than that he is the snack keeper. He is in the passengers seat and the snacks are by his feet so no one hogs snacks. One time though Heeseung wanted to mess with Jake by playing tug of war with the bag of chips and you can imagine how that ended. Heeseung's song choice is You got a friend in me by Randy Newman

JAY- HE IS DRIVING. He gives driving vibes yaknow?? He is def a safe driver too, like he isn't driving like a maniac. He always has his blinker on too early and he is driving the speed limit. Can you imagine Jay backing up the car.... ANYWAYS- He has def turned the music off to focus when the car gets tense too Jay's song choice is Mr. Brightside by the Killers or he will just turn on like the oldies radio.

JAKE- He is somewhere in the middle of the van, I also think he gets carsick so bad. Whenever Riki wants him to look at something on his phone if its longer than a quick glance Jake NEEDS to look out the window, otherwise those chips he ate off the floor bc of Heeseung are coming up to land on the floor again. Other than that he loves to sing a long to songs <3 He would probably play the anything off the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack!

SUNGHOON- HE HAS THE COOLER W THE DRINKS ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK! They have tea, soda, water, everything. He wanted the seat all the way in the back for this reason. And because Sunoo is just on his phone the entire time. Sunghoon has def accidentally smacked Jake in the head with those sodas that are encased in glass. BY ACCIDENT. He also eats the ice from the cooler.... Sunghoon would play like old songs from I-Land and then be like "remember when so and so did this??" Just to add drama in the car.

SUNOO- On his phone the entire time!!! Next to Sunghoon in the back. He has his headphones in and he is playing a game. Sunoo is very quiet and just does his own thing! Only looks up when he gets a tincy motion sick or when he sleeps <3 He brought his own snacks. SUNOO DOESNT TRUST ANYONE NOT TO EAT THE FOOD W HIS NAME ON IT. "Riki just pick my song for me I am not listening."

NI-KI- "Dude if you throw up, puke on Jungwon..." VOMIT INSTIGATOR He also ended up right in the middle of the car which is really dumb because of how tall he is. mf is literally blocking the rear-view mirror. Riki also purposely will take longer to use the bathroom because before he left he sprayed a TON of axe in the car just to mess w people more. He likes when the windows are rolled down so it works out for him. He probably plays the MOST insane shit ever, like cbat or like REALLY old meme songs JUST to get on everyones nerves. LIKE THE RAINING TACOS SONG "Um I get two songs... Sunoo gave me his choice <3" THIS WHOLE CAR IS JUST A MESS!

[count-alucard-tepes]

Have any of us ever asked? how or where op hotties and s/o live?

in which blue seas?

what kind of island?

live in a ship or in a house?

in a village, town or a remote place?

I’m not an expert at the different seas and reading about it confuses me so I’ll give just a general idea of where they’re live😆

Kizaru ✨: he would live in a fancy house that’s close to the new Marineford that’s probably not too far from the city where there’s great restaurants and bars.

Akainu🌋: he resides at Marineford during the week in apartment that has all that he needs and on weekends, he’s in the countryside where he lives in his traditional Japanese style home with lots of plants on a small island.

Ryokugyu 🌱: he lives on an island that is secluded from the rest of the world and is overgrown with all of his plants. He has a modern style house and even a vineyard. Akainu loves to visit him there…just to see the plants of course.

Fujitora 🐅: he lives close to Marineford because it’s easier for him to navigate around and he enjoys the soba restaurants there. He has a simple home with some plants that Ryokugyu had gifted him, they are a way for him to spy on Fujitora to find out if he is okay.

Sir Crocodile 🐊: he has various mansions across the world but he does fancy staying in the high rise posh apartments in his casinos because they’re easier for him to monitor how his various business ventures are doing and being in the city makes him quite happy as well.

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩: he lives in a Spanish mansion in Dressrosa which is also part of the palace. He redecorated to fit his aesthetic.

Benn Beckman 🔫: he lives on the Red Hair pirate ship for most of his days but when he does get a chance to leave, he lives in a small town cottage that even has livestock that he cares for.

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡: he lives in the flour town of which he is the minister of. He lives in a house that’s not made of sweets (or donuts or I dare say) surprisingly. His siblings love visiting him though just for chats or to get big bro cuddles.

Killer🔪: he lives on the Kidd pirates ship all the time but he eventually wants to have a small home on the beach one day.

Kaido🐉: well he had one of the most epic homes ever that took him 5 years to finish until some terrorist named Luffy and 17 other dudes jumped him on the roof!

King 👑 : he spends his time from Onigashima and Skypedia. He loves living in the skies, he never really liked the ocean from the time he was a kid.

Queen👑: he lives on an island that has the best nightlife ever! He needs space away from where he works.

Izou🔫🔫: he lives on his ship with his crew but he does wish to live back in the countryside, he misses it so much.

Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒: he lives in a pretty nice home that’s where the Revolutionary army resides but it has a nice garden where he can relax and have his private time.

Oven Charlotte 🍞: he lives in the Browned food island and lives in a cute home that’s very much like his aesthetic. He also has a real nice kitchen that only he’s allowed to use! He’s very particular!

Buggy🤡: he lives on an island and his home is styled like a circus tent where the rest of his crew lives too. He loves everything about it!

Marco the Phoenix 🦅: he lives on an island in a simple cottage not too far from his hospital that he built from scratch. He really enjoys not being at sea anymore.

Eustass Kidd🤘🎸: he lives on his ship with his crew and absolutely loves it. He’s always been an on the move kind of guy.

Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕: he lives with his dad, Sengoku. He never liked being alone ever since him and Doffy got separated so he never moved out either. He also likes being dotted on by his Sen-dad since Doffy got a lot more attention than him when they were kids.

Who’s-Who ❤️‍🔥👹: after Onigashima was destroyed, he moved to an island that’s pretty small and livable. He doesn’t want to deal with too many people but somehow the Tobiroppo found him and they all live together in a pretty nice house with lots of cats around.

Gecko Moria🦇: he still lives in his ship/island even after that terrorist, Luffy invaded it. He’s still not fucking over it and literally goes in the opposite direction every time he hears the Strawhats are near him.

Iceburg💜: he lives in his mansion on Water 7. He’s upgraded his security after the last time he got assaulted and shot in his own damn house. He’s fucking over it.

Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅: he lives on his ship because it’s literally an island! Everything is super fancy and gold. Only his baby girls can come visit him at home quarters though😉

Rob Lucci🐆: he lives in a very fancy and pristine apartment on an island close to the World Government HQ. Let’s just say no one has seen in the inside of Lucci’s home except for the cleaning lady and Hattori.

[huntingrays]

(For the Valgrace post) number 12, like my cabin👹🫶

12 - S-Class by Stray Kids

Honestly, for so long, I didn’t pay attention much to the lyrics whenever I watched the mv (which wasn’t often in my defense) so I thought this song was about skz just singing about now cool they are, to which I just thought “hell yeah, slay kings”. Then I read through the lyrics again and looked them up and, from what I read, it’s more like skz talking about how they always strive to be the best they can and also telling others they should be themselves and not what society wants them to be? Something like that, at least. So, I tried to include that while also having some of the vibes of the MV. Originally, I planned for this to be like a spy/secret agent au, which is why it has those vibes

CW: nothing much besides some making out happens, but there are some suggestive jokes + flirting

Original post

“Be the one to shine instead of chasing after what’s shiny”

The last few weeks had been so hectic, not only for Jason but for all of the demigods that had been involved. Nearly three years after the war, they had been enjoying the peace. They had the occasional monsters and quests to deal with, but nothing big. This mission was the most dangerous thing they’ve dealt with since the war.

As Jason stepped out onto the balcony, he took a deep breath. He slipped off the mask he had been wearing, letting out a heavy sigh as he undid the top few buttons on his shirt. He needed a quick break from the party. It had gotten far too stuffy and overwhelming. Jason and his ‘date’ had done their job at mingling, causing a necessary distraction, and getting all the useful information they needed, so they were free to do whatever until Percy called them to fight.

Jason moved a hand to his face, to take off his glasses, before recalling he didn’t have them on. It was hard to wear a masquerade mask and glasses, so he was wearing contacts for the first - and hopefully last - time. They weren’t uncomfortable, but it took him twenty minutes to put them in since the thought of touching his eyes unsettled him. Leo had teased him for being a big three kid who was scared of contacts.

The night air was cool on his face. As a child of Zeus, he always enjoyed a pleasant breeze. Just like how the sea healed Percy, the wind helped Jason feel revitalized. He felt the noise in his brain slowly fade and his weariness wash away. He took a few deep breaths in and out and felt himself calm down. Parties were not his thing, not on this scale at least. He could do a small get-together with close friends, but a whole masquerade full of strangers? No, thank you. He didn’t want to do this again.

The only sounds surrounding Jason were the serenity of the garden below and the muffled noises of the party back inside. So, when Jason heard the sound of the balcony door opening and closing, he tensed. He mentally prepared himself, whether it would be an awkward encounter with a stranger or a fight with a monster.

��Out here all by yourself, handsome?” A familiar voice asked. Jason had recognized the voice by the first word and relaxed instantly. He looked over to see Leo grinning, walking over to him. Leo observed Jason as he leaned against the railing of the balcony, his gaze lingering a few beats too long on the skin of his chest that showed from where he’d unbuttoned his shirt. Leo took off his mask as well - his was red and themed around a phoenix - as he placed his glass aside. Leo had tried to convince Frank - who was undercover as a waiter - to give them champagne. Frank had refused, since they were underage, and gave them sparkling cider instead. Leo had pouted and complained to the others about it through their in-ears - special ones Leo had invented for the quest that looked invisible to everyone that wasn’t a demigod, thanks to mist and magic - but he drank it everyone since he wouldn’t refuse free food or drinks.

“Just needed some fresh air,” Jason explained. Leo nodded in understanding.

“Do you want to be alone?” Leo asked. Despite only being friends for a few years, Jason felt like Leo knew him better than anyone else, and vice versa. Leo claimed that he was bad with people - that he struggled with things that weren’t simple like machines - but he seemed to be able to read Jason well. He knew that sometimes, Jason got overwhelmed and just needed some time alone to cool off.

Jason shook his head. “No. I always like your presence. It’s comforting.”

Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed the shy, genuine smile on his face as he looked away from Jason, attempting to hide it.

Ever since Jason’s revival, they’d been dancing around each other, avoiding the very obvious thing that was forming between them. Both of them were aware that their bond was becoming stronger and straying from platonic, but neither had been confident enough to make the first move, to explore these new feelings. Jason knew Leo liked him and Jason was pretty sure Leo knew Jason liked him - he wasn’t subtle about his favoritism nor overprotectiveness regarding Leo - but neither were brave enough to disrupt their current relationship. He knew it was frustrating to all their friends - he knew about a bet they had going on about when they’d get their shit together and do something about their feelings - but they had to take things at their own pace. Sure, their pace was slow as fuck, but it was their pace, okay?

Leo hadn’t changed much since they first met. Jason had liked that about Leo; he was something constant, he was always Leo. Leo hadn’t grown since his teen years and had given up hope of a late growth spurt once Piper had surpassed him in height. However, he wasn’t so scrawny anymore. He wasn't buff by any means - Jason could beat him in any fight easily - but he’d gained some muscle after so much time spent in the forges. His body was more filled out, now that he was a young man instead of a teen boy. His hair had also grown out a bit and he had gotten his ears pierced the day after he turned eighteen. Jason never wanted piercings himself, but he liked how they looked on Leo. He had a standard lobe piercing and double helix piercings (Jason only knew the terms because of how much Piper and Leo discussed what to get, and what would work for Leo’s ears). Leo usually wore silver ear jewelry. Leo seemed to like it best and Jason thought it suited him. However, tonight Leo was dawned in golden earrings. It didn’t look bad - Jason thought Leo looked good in anything - but silver suited Leo best.

Leo’s personality had a slight change but for the better. Leo was more certain of himself these days. There were days when he struggled with insecurity, but he was more certain of himself and his abilities. If an invention of his went wrong, he saw it as an opportunity to learn rather than a failure on his part. He was also more himself than he was before. He was less obsessed with being a performance of himself that he thought would make people like him more. Now, he was unapologetically Leo wherever he went. Jason loved to see it. Leo was a lot like how he was before, a funny guy who loved to crack jokes and was a genius inventor, but he was so much more than that. He saw, over the years, as their friends got used to who Leo was, as they finally saw him as Jason and Piper had seen him for years. He liked how so many people saw him as Jason always had, as a sweet guy who was incredibly compassionate, believed the best of his friends, was fascinated by the unknown in the world, loved whenever someone listened to his rambles about his interests, had plans that were odd but loads of fun and somehow worked, loved all his inventions as if they were his children, and would always be there for someone he loved. He was all that, and so much more.

Leo was so easy to love. Whenever he thought about this, he wondered why Calypso hadn’t felt this way. Their relationship hadn’t lasted long. It had been wild to hear, once he was back from the dead, that Leo had dated Calypso but hadn’t been together since Jason had died. He knew why things didn’t work out on Leo’s end, Leo’s whole ‘flirting with any pretty girl’ thing had been part of his performance, some performative heterosexuality. Now, Leo embraced his gay identity and left his flirting behind him. Well, no, that was a lie. Leo still flirted, but it was a joking thing reserved for friends. So, it made sense for the relationship not to work out from Leo’s perspective, but Jason still couldn’t wrap his head around why it hadn’t worked out on Calypso’s end. Leo had explained that the breakup had been mutual, both of them had been unhappy with the relationship, and Jason didn’t know why someone would be unhappy dating Leo Valdez. Jason had never met Calypso - he didn’t even know where she was or what she was doing - and he had no intention of meeting her. A part of him was dying to know what she didn’t see in Leo, but a larger part didn’t care. He loved Leo and didn’t need to hear why anyone wouldn’t love him. She was gone and he hoped they never heard from her again.

Jason’s and Piper’s feelings about Calypso weren’t the most friendly. They both thought Leo deserved so much better and they hoped Leo’s ex never showed her face around them again. Leo told them the breakup was mutual and they were on friendly turns, but over time he’d let things slip about their relationship, like how mean Calypso was to him, and they hated her more with every little detail Leo let slip that he thought was harmless at the time. Leo might have been cool with her, but that didn’t mean Jason and Piper had to like her. They were Leo’s best friends, they could hate her as much as they pleased.

Jason hadn’t changed much either. He let his hair grow out, but he kept it on the short end since it bugged him whenever it got into his eyes when he was trying to fight or work. Leo seemed to like the new length, judging by how much he ran his hands through his hair. The scar on his lip was now a lot larger and more jagged. A vicious fight with a monster had gone wrong and he’d gotten slashed in the mouth, right over his little lip scar. Now, he had a bigger scar that was hard to miss. Jason had felt insecure about it but Leo assured him how cool and hot it made him. Jason didn’t get why people found scars attractive but he was sure Leo was right.

While Leo’s height stayed stagnant, Jason had grown a little and had gotten bigger. Leo had complained about it when he noticed, but Jason knew he was quite happy about it judging by the several times Jason had caught him checking him out. If Jason tended to show off more when he noticed Leo was around, well, nobody needed to know that.

Jason wasn’t sure if he changed much, personality-wise. It was hard to tell, since he went from being a classic Camp Jupiter Roman, to having no memories, to having some memories, having all his memories, to dying, and finally to coming back to life and getting used to their new normal. Leo told him once that he was still the same old ‘boring old fart that never let his friends have any fun’ (Jason never let Leo and Piper do dangerous, illegal activities) but he said that Jason seemed a lot happier. Jason felt happier. Life was going good, he had two amazing best friends, he spent a lot of time together with his crush/best friend, and he got to hang out with his other friends like Nico and Percy and occasionally Reyna, he and Thalia now had an actual, real sibling bond, he got to honor the minor gods with temples, and he felt like he finally knew who he was. His self-discovery mission had been a pain, but it was worth it. Leo had found it very amusing to see Jason debate if he was Greek or Roman then deciding he was both, to wondering if he liked girls or guys before realizing he was bisexual. After that, he forced Jason to watch The Muppets movie with him, just for the Man or Muppet song. Leo had gleefully told Jason he’d relate to it and he hated how correct he was. Jason was a Greek of a Roman and a bisexual disaster.

“What’s going on in that pretty, little head of yours?” Leo asked him.

Jason glanced at Leo, taking a moment to admire and take in his features, before turning his gaze to the garden. He thought that Leo was prettier than the perfectly kept garden. He smiled as he thought of Piper’s reaction if he heard him say that. He imagined her eyes would roll so hard you could hear it miles away then she’d pretend to gag. Out of all their friends, she was the most fed up with their endless dancing around each other. It was infuriating for her since she was not only their best friend but also a daughter of Aphrodite. He was certain they’d get an earful whenever they eventually got together.

There was no ‘if’ in Jason’s mind around them getting together. It felt like something inevitable, like the seasons changing or Frank getting a stomach ache if he had dairy. It was bound to happen, they had to wait for one of them to make the first move.

Jason didn’t know the details of the bet, but he hoped Hazel won it. Out of all their friends, she was the least annoying about the whole ‘Jason & Leo situation’. While most of his friends told Jason to ‘get his shit together and confess to Leo’ (in their own words), Hazel tended to lend an ear to Jason whenever he wanted to rant about whatever endearing thing Leo had done that day. He knew she was also done with their endless pining, but she was less obvious about it, which Jason liked. She also told Jason he should confess, but she worded it the nicest, so Jason considered it more when it was from her.

Piper would probably feel betrayed if she knew he was rooting for Hazel and not her.

“Just thinking about the plan. We’ve been planning this for weeks, months even. I’m glad Percy is the leader and not me, but I’m still stressed about how involved I was in making this whole plan. I don’t know what to do if it goes wrong,” Jason explained. He then decided to throw in something more lighthearted. “Also, if things go wrong, there will be a fight in this garden. I’m wondering whether Percy will utilize the pond or the fountain. The fountain is bigger, but the pond is more natural, closer to seawater than fountain water is.”

Leo tilted his head back and let out a laugh. “This is Percy Jackson we’re talking about. You know he’s going to use both. If you present a dog with two sticks, it’s going to want both of them.” Leo was right. He was always right. Well, some of their friends would argue he was often wrong, but to Jason, he was always right.

Leo placed a hand on his arm, squeezing it. Jason turned his gaze over to Leo. Leo smiled warmly at him, the smile that always made Jason’s stomach do flips. “The plan is amazing. We all agree that it couldn’t be better. If something goes wrong, it’s none of our fault. Instead, it’s the fault of the monsters for ruining something so fun and straight out of a movie. Everything is- well, I shouldn’t jinx it since we have terrible luck, but I feel like no matter what, everything is going to be fine.”

This plan has been in the works for months. The basic situation was that monster activity recently had become startlingly planned, so strategized that it was hard to believe there wasn’t someone behind all of it. So, they tracked all the leads they had gotten, and they all led to here. There were many monsters in disguise amongst the humans and demigods at the party. So, all of the seven, plus a few other demigods, teamed up to gain information and take down this entire organization. Once Percy had suggested that two of them should go disguised as partygoers, Leo had excitedly volunteered himself and Jason. Jason wasn’t good with socializing with strangers, so he hadn’t been keen on this job, but Leo had brought out the puppy dog eyes and Jason hadn’t been able to say no to him.

Leo and Jason hadn’t needed to come up with fake names, it seemed Percy and Annabeth were the only names monsters recognized upon first listen, so they used their names but needed fake backstories. Leo had taken that in stride and had come up with a silly backstory for them that he seemed to enjoy.

According to the backstory Leo had made up, Jason was the son of a rich man. His relationship with his father had been rocky for years. Last year, Jason discovered that his father had chosen his younger brother to take on the family business after his father stepped down. Jason was the best choice to take on the business after his father - he was the most qualified and talented - but his father had gone with his feelings over logic. In retaliation, Jason started a relationship with Leo, the son of his father’s biggest rival. The two had been flaunting their relationship ever since, to get back at his father.

Jason thought it was a silly backstory, like something from a novel, but he went along with it since it made Leo happy. Also, the partygoers they met had seemed to believe it.

Also, Jason would never admit it, but he liked the pretend dating between him and Leo. He’d enjoyed having Leo hanging off his arm, his body pressed close against Jason’s. Leo had thrown many compliments and flirty comments towards him and gave him many kisses on his cheek. He knew they were fake, but they still made his heart flutter.

He couldn’t imagine they’d ever go undercover again, but if they did, he wouldn’t mind if he got to pretend to be together with Leo.

“It’s just hard to shake my anxiety about it,” Jason said. “I feel like… I always have to be perfect. I always want to be the best version of myself and to do the best that I can. I know I can’t always be perfect, but I want to be. I don’t know how I’ll cope if I’m not. All my life, I always had to be the perfect soldier, the perfect Roman. Even without that expectation, I always have high expectations for myself. I’ll take it to heart if this all goes wrong.”

Leo pressed his body against Jason’s, his hand moving to rub Jason’s back. In the breeze of the night, after cooling down from the party, the heat against his side was pleasant. Leo seemed to always be warm, like a human heater. Occasionally, when it was cold out, he’d increase his body temperature and cuddle up against one of their friends, warming them with his natural heat.

“This conversation is giving me some serious deja vu. It’s almost like someone I know had a worry that wasn’t this but had its similarities. This friend of mine, who is incredibly sexy and cool, was worried about his insecurities, he was worried that he would never be enough, that he would always feel like he was never enough. Then, a friend of his, who was also hot but not as hot as him, gave him some reassuring words. He told him that his mistakes don’t define him, that his worth wasn’t defined by what he could or couldn’t do but by what kind of person he was, and the choices he made. He said nobody was perfect, so he shouldn’t hold himself to accomplishing an impossible goal. He also said that his friends loved him dearly and that they’d be upset if they heard him talking bad about himself.”

Jason knew what he was talking about. Around a year ago, Jason had spoken to Leo about his insecurities, and he’d told him just that. Now, Leo was bringing up his words, telling him to follow his own advice.

Jason let out a sigh, locking his gaze with Leo’s. Leo beamed at him and Jason gave a weary smile back. “Throwing my words back at me, huh?”

Leo gasped, placing a hand on his chest, acting offended. “What?! I would never! I’m just quoting a wise man’s words, a man who has no relation to you. You wouldn’t know him, he goes to a different camp.”

Jason chuckled, shaking his head at Leo’s antics. “Ah, how silly of me. It’s a shame I’ve never met this guy. Would he have any other wise words for me?”

Leo hummed, stroking his chin before shrugging. “It is a shame, especially since you two are so much alike. You both look alike, both being very hot. I’m not sure what other words he may have for you… but I have a few. I think I’d hate you if you were perfect.”

Jason blinked in surprise, not expecting such an answer from his friend. Leo went on before he could get a word in.

“I like you just fine the way you are, we all do. If you were truly perfect… it’d be awful. You would have all your good qualities, but you’d also lose all your flaws that make you Jason Grace. I don’t want to be friends with some perfect Ken doll, I want my best buddy Jason, who is flawed but is a noble hero who does everything he can for those he loves. You’d be so annoying if you were some perfect being. I'd have nothing to tease you about! Can you imagine such a horrible world, free of teasing from yours truly?”

Jason let out a soft laugh, grinning as he shook his head again at Leo’s comments. “You’re so ridiculous… but I understand what you’re trying to say. Perfection… I understand it’s something I truly can never reach. Still, is it so bad to try and become the best version of myself?”

“I don’t know. It sounds exhausting, though, trying to be better all the time.” Leo shifted away from his side, leaning against the railing, facing Jason. Jason took a step back from the balcony, shifting to face Leo better. “I don’t disapprove of you striving to better yourself, but you can just let yourself be you sometimes. Also, this plan doesn’t hinge on you and only you. It involves all of us, with all of our strengths and weaknesses. I know you have faith in all of us, so have faith in yourself.”

Leo reached a hand up, running it through his hair. Jason sighed as he closed his eyes, enjoying the affection.

“When did you get so wise, Valdez?” Jason asked, his voice amused with a twinge of affection.

Leo laughed. “I’ve always been wise, young padawan, you’re just seeing it for the first time.”

Jason opened his eyes to see Leo grinning at him, his typical cheeky grin on his face. Despite the smile, his eyes were full of nothing but love. Jason felt grateful for all of his self-restraint. Jason felt if he didn’t have it, he would have kissed Leo right then and there.

“I still want to better myself, to be the best version I can be, but I understand what you’re saying. I need to calm down and trust you all. I just- I’m not sure how to relax.”

Leo crossed his arms over his chest, wearing a confident look. “You’re lucky you’re best friends with me. If there’s anything I’m good at, it’s distractions.”

Leo grabbed his mask, slipping it back onto his face. He strode over to the doors and stopped when he reached them. He looked over at Jason, holding a hand out to him.

Jason only stopped to put his mask back on - a mix of white and gold - before accepting Leo’s hand.

He would follow Leo whenever he led Jason, whether it be to a sweet distraction or their doom. He was a moth and Leo was a light so alluring Jason couldn’t ignore it even if he tried.

____

“We shouldn’t be here.”

“Don’t be such a buzzkill!”

“Do you even know whose room this is?”

“Nope!”

Leo giggled as he locked the door of the room behind them. It turned out Leo’s idea of a distraction was getting them into potential trouble.

The room they were in was one of the several in the manor. It looked less like a room and more like a small apartment, with the room they were in looking like a living room, while a door off it led to the bedroom.

Leo grabbed Jason’s hand - he had dropped it when he turned to lock the door and took off their masks, tossing them onto the couch - and led him to the bedroom.

Jason felt his face filling with heat.

“Wait, Leo, by a distraction I didn’t mean-”

Leo looked back at him, his brows furrowing before he realized what he was implying. When it dawned upon him, he burst out laughing.

“Oh my Gods! Jason, get your mind out of the gutter! I’m an innocent flower, I would never. I just wanted a place for us to lay down,” he flashes Jason a suggestive grin, winking at him. “I hope you’re not disappointed.”

Jason groaned, running a hand down his face, urging the color in his cheeks to go away.

“Innocent flower my ass,” he muttered, just loud enough for Leo to hear.

Leo cackled and jumped onto the bed, not bothering to take off his shoes since it wasn’t his bed. Also, they needed to be ready to run at a moment's notice.

He rolled onto his stomach, patting the spot next to him. Jason climbed into bed next to him, laying on his back with his hands on his stomach.

Leo had his arms folded under his head, resting his head on them as he looked over at Jason.

Jason looked back at him.

“Have any plans this weekend?”

“Seriously? You’re going to distract me by asking about my weekend plans?”

“Just answer the damn question!”

Jason didn’t have to think back to know if he had plans or not.

“No. We’ve been so busy with this plan that I haven’t had the time to plan a Sunday brunch. Why did you want to know? Want me to watch Festus while you go out on a hot date?”

Leo snorted. “Obviously not. I would only have a hot date if it were you. After laying eyes on you, I haven’t been able to swoon over anyone else.”

“So why were you asking me about my plans?”

“I don’t know. Small talk, I suppose. Hey, maybe we can go out this weekend, just the two of us. With all this planning, it’s been a while since we’ve had time alone.”

That was true. When they realized what was going on, when they got their first clues those months ago, they had been investigating and planning. Though Jason spent a lot of time with his friends, which he enjoyed, he hadn’t any time with him and Leo, just the two of them alone. Jason had missed spending time with him.

“Sure, it would be fun to spend time together again.”

Leo’s expression faltered for a second before changing to how it was before. Jason wondered what it meant. Perhaps it was nothing. Perhaps the stressful day was making him see things.

Leo sat up, resting on his knees. He moved closer, so he was right beside Jason. He seemed to mull over something for a few beats before giving his head a small shake. He moved a hand to Jason’s shirt, fingering the open portion of the fabric, his fingers skimming along his chest as he did so. Jason felt heat filling his face at the feeling.

“I don’t get why you don’t wear suits more. You’re so handsome and pretty when you dress up,” Leo gave him his classic, flirty smile. He leaned down, his lips mere inches away from Jason’s. “You’re making it so hard not to kiss you.”

It wasn’t common for Jason to experience any kind of gay panic, but he felt it right now, not knowing what to say or how Leo expected him to react. How could he make such a comment and not expect Jason to want to kiss the ever-loving shit out of him?

He couldn’t stop his gaze from flitting down to Leo’s lips before going back to his eyes. He noticed a glint in his eyes after that, one he couldn’t identify the meaning behind.

Jason wasn’t sure how to reply, so he just went for a typical joking response. “You only want to kiss me now, when I’m all dolled up? Here I thought I was winning you over my personality.”

Leo didn’t laugh like Jason expected him to. Instead, he just rolled his eyes, letting out a huff as he leaned away. He gazed intently at Jason for a few seconds before, suddenly, swinging a leg over Jason, settling down right onto his lap. Jason was certain he was blushing now, with how hot his face felt. He used his elbows to push himself up. He felt his hands twitch, itching to hold Leo’s hips.

“What is your deal?” Leo asked. Jason blinked in confusion, his brain struggling to catch up with this conversation. “One moment, I start thinking you might like me back and the next you’re just acting like your friendly, joking self. It’s driving me insane. Just tell me whether you like me back or if I need to move on.”

As Jason processed his words, he realized that the whole ‘dancing around each other’ perspective he had on their relationship might have just been from his point of view. He hadn’t stopped to consider how it might look from Leo’s perspective, how he might see their bond. He couldn’t chalk it up to miscommunication, since they never communicated about it. A misunderstanding seemed to describe what had happened.

Jason sat up fully, bringing their bodies closer and causing Leo to shift slightly on his lap. Jason let out a long exhale, taking in Leo. “Gods, you haven’t seen how crazy you make me?”

He watched every little change on Leo’s face, from the slight widening of his eyes to how they flitted between Jason’s eyes, trying to find any hint that he was lying.

Jason let his urges take over, placing one hand on his waist while the other grabbed one of Leo’s hands, bringing it to his own chest, right over his heart. “You haven’t heard or felt how it goes crazy whenever you’re around?”

Leo was silent, which Jason knew was because he was shocked by all this information, trying to process it. He saw a spark ignite in Leo’s eyes, the same kind he got when he had a theory he wanted to test out. He wasn’t prepared for Leo staring at him intently as his hand moved to Jason’s shirt, fingers moving to one of the buttons that were still done. He had a question in his eyes. When Jason didn’t move his hands away to stop him, he unbuttoned the rest of the ones that remained before moving his hand to his chest, sliding it right under the fabric over his heart. He felt Leo’s fingers twitch as he felt how much faster his heartbeat had picked up just from Leo’s actions, as he felt what Leo did to him.

Jason huffed out a laugh, looking at him in amusement. “I don’t think unbuttoning my shirt was necessary, Valdez. You had enough access to my heart from the top few buttons I had undone earlier.”

Leo kept his hand where it was as he grinned at him. “I know. I just wanted an excuse to see more of your chest.”

Jason laughed and shook his head, looking at Leo in amusement. The fondness blooming in his chest must have shown in his eyes since he saw Leo’s amusement replaced by shock.

Jason decided enough was enough, that he needed to plainly state how he was feeling. He had been fine with it when he thought they were both on the same page, both dancing around their feeling for each other. However, now that he realized that Leo had been agonizing over their relationship, unsure of Jason’s feelings, he was ready to put all his feelings out into the open, not wanting Leo to stress over whether Jason liked him or not.

“I thought you were aware of my feelings for you. I’m not exactly subtle about it. Haven’t our friends said something to you about possibly confessing your feelings? It’s because we both weren’t subtle about them. They have a whole bet going on, you know.”

Leo blinked a few times in shock before he huffed, glaring at Jason with no heat behind it. “So, you had feelings for me, and knew I had feelings for you, but didn’t say anything? Why? I have been agonizing about this for years and you knew the whole time?”

Leo looked like he wanted to be upset with Jason. Jason didn’t want Leo to be upset with him, so he moved his free hand to his cheek, gently stroking his cheek. Leo’s expression faltered before going back to his stubborn, upset expression. Jason could tell his resolve was crumbling, though. Leo loved affection, especially if it was from Piper or Jason. He could tell, as he kept running his thumb over his cheek, that he couldn’t stay upset with him. Even now, his expression went from upset to just pouting.

“I’m so sorry. I didn’t know that’s how you felt about it. I assumed we were both aware of each other’s feelings, just that neither of us was ready to do anything about it. I swear, if I knew how much you were agonizing over this, I would’ve gotten up the nerve to confess to you.” Jason leaned it, leaving a gentle kiss on Leo’s nose, causing him to smile. “Upsetting you is the last thing I wanted to do.”

Leo sighed, letting the pout slip from his face. “Ugh, you’re so cheesy,” he muttered with a smile. Then, he went completely off-topic. “Who would make a bet against Annabeth? That sounds like you’re setting yourself up for failure. Maybe it wouldn’t be against Piper, since she’s a child of Aphrodite, but she’s biased due to her exhaustion with us. Personally, I would never bet against Annabeth.”

“That’s what you got out of this whole conversation?” Jason asked, raising an eyebrow at him.

“Well, it’s the only thing that really needed clarifying. Well, I don’t get why you like me, but… I’m very glad that you do,” Leo moved his hand from his chest to rest his arms on Jason’s shoulders. Jason rested both of his hands on Leo’s hips, pulling him closer.

“I’m not sure if I can vocalize it well. I didn’t even realize I loved you until it was too late, when you sacrificed yourself to defeat Gaea. I hadn’t even realized that I’d slowly been falling for you. Then, it was suddenly too late, and I’d lost you. I thought, when I learned that I would die, that our reunion would have to wait until death, for us to reunite in Elysium. Then, suddenly, I was brought back, and you were there. You were there and I didn’t even care that I got a chance at life again, I was just happy you were back. I didn’t want a life that you weren’t in.

“I think you being so you is what drew me to you in the first place. Growing up, I was so focused on being the perfect Roman, on being the perfect soldier. My whole life, I was focused on who I should be and not who I wanted to be. However, you weren’t like that. Sure, you tried to get people to like you, but you never molded yourself to be what people expected of you, of what people wanted. You were unapologetically Leo. After growing up in Camp Jupiter, it was startling to meet someone who was so… so Greek. You were everything Camp Jupiter wasn’t, everything they frowned upon. I never gave much thought to those qualities, but I realized when I saw them in you, that they weren’t bad, how they made you shine.

“That’s what first drew me to you. Perhaps it was natural for me to be drawn to you, to feel fascinated by someone who went against what I’d been taught to be. However, it was so much more that made me fall for you. I felt like you were one of the first people who saw me as Jason Grace. You didn’t see a son of Jupiter, a Praetor, or any of that. Instead, you just saw me as the fun police who was your best friend. Though I had people I loved and cared for at Camp Jupiter, I sometimes wondered if our bonds would have even formed if I wasn’t who I was, if I wasn’t a son of Jupiter or hadn’t become Praetor or had any of my other accomplishments at camp. You genuinely didn’t care about any of that. You didn’t care about my father, my past, my powers, any of it. Instead, you saw through all that, and you cared about him, about Jason. That… meant everything to me. You knew me and saw me, even back when I didn’t know who I was.

“Of course, that’s not the only reason I fell for you. You’re… Gods, you’re everything I ever wanted. You’re funny, kind, thoughtful, heroic, incredibly smart, an absolute joy to be around, absolutely handsome and gorgeous, and so much more. In such a short amount of time, you went from some guy I thought was weird to one of the most important people in the world to me. It took me way too long to realize I loved you, but now that I know I’m certain I’ll never be able to forget it.”

During Jason’s whole speech, Leo had started to cry. Jason hadn’t wanted to lose his train of thought, so he’d gone up but had moved a hand to wipe away his tears before cupping his cheek.

“Why’d you have to be so sappy? You tell me you can’t vocalize it and then you proceed to tell the most romantic thing anyone’s ever told me.”

“You better get used to it, Valdez. If you agree to be in a relationship with me, then you’ll have to listen to me tell you why I love you so often that you’ll get tired of it,” Jason told him with a grin.

Jason felt Leo’s cheek heat up under his hand. He wasn’t sure if it was just due to Leo blushing or if his fire powers were kicking in from him being flustered.

Jason felt like he’d get addicted to making Leo flustered. He was so cute. It baffled Jason that Leo could get so flustered by Jason just speaking his mind.

“So, this isn’t just a casual, flirting thing? You want to like… date me?” Leo asked, a hopeful note in his voice.

Jason scoffed. “Obviously I want to date you. I’m crazy about you, Leo. Give me a chance and I promise I’ll make you happy.”

“You already make me happy, you dork,” Leo murmured, his voice full of affection. Jason could feel his smile widen at his words.

Jason opened his mouth to say something, but Leo spoke up before he could. “Just shut up and kiss me.”

Jason did just that.

____

Jason and Leo got a bit carried away.

Jason wasn’t sure how long they were there, just making out a stranger’s bed, but it was quickly cut off when they heard Percy’s voice in their ear.

“Code Blue! We have a situation in the pool room. Calling for all available backup. Let’s beat this monster then get out of here,” Percy said through the in-ears.

The moment Jason heard Percy’s voice, he jolted away from Leo’s neck, startled until he realized that Percy was calling for backup, not that they were caught messing around when they should have been waiting.

Jason looked down at Leo, who’d gone from Jason’s lap to laying under him. He was panting but had an excited glint in his eyes. Jason knew why. Leo wasn’t much of a fighter, so he had been thinking of ways to help in fights. His idea had been to make inventions that could give his friends the advantage in a fight, whether it adhered to their powers or helped incapacitate their enemy. He had so many that hadn’t been properly tested out and he was itching to see them in action.

Jason pushed himself off the bed and held out his hand to Leo. Leo took it and Jason pulled Leo off the bed. Leo beamed at him, radiating excitement. “C‘mon, let’s go get my bag then beat up some monsters!”

Leo led him out of the room to where he had hidden the bag of his inventions. After he grabbed it, they rushed to the pool room.

The main problem was the huge sea monster that was in the pool, but there were also a few monsters, several of the party guests, that were involved in the fight. Jason glanced at Leo before rushing off, going to help Percy with the sea monster.

Percy glanced at him when Jason rushed over, then did a double take, raising an eyebrow. Before Jason could even ask about the look, Percy shook his head. “We can address… this later. Let’s focus on kicking this monster’s ass right now.”

“Does it even have an ass to kick?”

“Shut up and fight!”

Jason did just that. Percy and he dealt with the monster while their other companions dealt with the other monsters. Jason had to refrain from using his lighting powers since he didn’t want to accidentally hurt Percy who was jumping into and out of the pool every other second.

It took them a while, but they were able to defeat the sea monster. By the time they were done, the other monsters had been taken down as well.

Jason looked over at Percy, who was looking at him intensely. “Did you get all the information you needed?”

Percy waved his question off. “That’s not important! Can we talk about this?” He asked, gesturing to Jason. Jason looked down at himself, flushing when he realized what he meant.

Jason had forgotten he’d been making out with Leo before arriving and that it would show. Not only was Jason’s shirt completely unbuttoned - which he was guessing would give the wrong impression - but he was also guessing that his hair was messed up and Gods knew what other signs there were.

“Ah, yes… that,” Jason said awkwardly, quickly buttoning up his shirt. He wasn’t sure what else to say. Jason and Leo had gotten together not even an hour ago. He didn’t know if Leo wanted the others to know about their relationship.

“So? Who was so important that you had to do them in the middle of our mission?” Percy asked.

Jason felt his face heat up. “I didn’t do anyone! We just… made out a bit.”

Jason was sure Percy would have spoken again if it weren’t for Piper’s gasp.

“Oh my Gods! Leo! Who’s the biter you’ve been getting busy with?” She asked.

Jason looked over at where Leo was, with Piper looking shocked, Nico amused, and Hazel shocked. Ah, the bite marks. Jason had forgotten about all the times he’d bitten his neck. During the moment, Leo hadn’t seemed to mind and had just made a joke about Jason being so dog-like. Jason hadn’t realized that, obviously, biting tends to leave marks, and Leo had a few bite marks on his neck. Leo didn’t appear to mind the marks but mainly minded all the attention on him.

Jason glanced over at Percy, waiting for him to connect the dots. It only took a few beats before it dawned on Percy and he let out a loud gasp, causing the other demigods in the room to look over at them.

“Oh Gods! You and Leo? You and Leo in the middle of our mission? You two couldn’t have waited until we were done to fool around?”

Jason hid his red face in his hands. He heard what sounded like Nico laughing and Piper gasping again. “Oh my Gods! Jason is the biter? Jason?! Wow. I’m glad you two got together, though. Although, I am disappointed I didn’t win the bet.”

“Didn’t you bet they wouldn’t get together until Percy and Annabeth’s wedding?” Frank asked. “They’re not even engaged. They don’t even plan to get engaged anytime soon. I don’t think you can be disappointed when you had such little faith in them.”

Leo gasped, looking at Piper, betrayal on his face. “Seriously?! You’re our best friend! You should have more faith in us than that!”

“I had such little faith because I’m your best friend. I know firsthand how painfully stubborn you two are,” Piper explained before glaring at Frank. “You’re one to talk. You said it would take them until Percy and Annabeth’s first kid was born for them to get together.”

Frank shrugged. “But I was honest about having zero faith in them to get together. I was so sure it was going to take years of pining. I’m not surprised that Annabeth won the bet.”

“Shouldn’t she be disqualified for cheating?” Nico asked. “Before this mission, I heard her telling Leo that he should confess how he feels. Shouldn’t she be disqualified for that?”

“Well, to be fair, we all told them to confess their feelings,” Hazel said.

Annabeth nodded. “Exactly. Also, it’s not my fault he listened to me and not the rest of you.”

“Can we stop discussing me and Leo and talk about the mission so we can get out of here?” Jason asked. He wanted to return to his cabin and cuddle with his new boyfriend.

Percy nodded and went into an explanation about the information they found. The gist was that they found out who was behind this operation and now they just needed to track down this person and take them down. During Percy’s explanation, Leo wandered over to Jason’s side. Leo gave him a tired smile before leaning into his side. Jason could understand why he was tired, they went through quite a few emotions today.

Finally, their quick meeting was adjourned and they all went to leave the manor, to find their chariots outside that would take them back to the camp. As Jason left the pool room with Leo, he felt a tug on his sleeve. He looked back and saw Leo pouting at him.

“Yes?”

“I’m tired,” Leo complained.

“What do you want me to do about that?” Jason asked, confused.

“Carry me,” Leo demanded.

“No way. You can walk.”

“But Jason!”

“No.”

“You’re my boyfriend now! You can carry me a little way

“And you’re fully capable of walking that distance.”

“Oh come on! Percy would carry Annabeth if she asked,” Leo protested.

Jason sighed, looking over at Leo, who gave him his best puppy dog eyes. He knew him too well, using his little playful rivalry with Percy against him.

Jason sighed and crouched down. “Fine.”

Leo laughed happily and climbed onto his back. “You’re the best!”

Once Leo was on, Jason straightened up and kept walking. He saw Percy glance over at them and mouth something that looked like ‘whipped’ but Jason ignored him. He might have been whipped but he didn’t care. It was more than worth it when he felt a kiss against his cheek and heard Leo murmur ‘I love you’ into his ear.

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Octavinielle with Anya reader. Because ✨ I have no life✨

Reader here has some parts of Anya's personality and their the same age group as octotrio so yuh

Azul

°Can you read his mind or smthn?! Well yes you can ..

°He's having some kind of trouble with either his contracts or the twins and you're just like??

"Floyd is being forced mushrooms,that's why he doesn't wanna work"

"You're not even from this dorm and yet you know the scoop here"

°You get to help him and others too??? Like??

°He's in visible confusion rn

°Please help him he thinks you're stalking him like that chess piece from pomefiore

°When you're in his VIP room you're watching that spy anime, you just go there to make him watch it with you.

°But then the twins bring someone in the VIP room who broke their contract

°You're not really surprised what they deal with

°Well, you stick around because... It's so exciting!

°Azul isn't sure how you even get passed and slip in his VIP room

°Actually, you're just... There. He doesn't really shoo you away since you're pretty useful for some reason he can't understand why...?

°So anyways back at the student who broke the contract bro doesn't wanna admit how he's really broken the contract so you read his mind and then revealed how he broke it.

°the dude was denying all of it but you had more than evidence, the dude IS THE EVIDENCE BECAUSE OF HIS MIND

°Azul was listening and your reasoning was believeable???? Wait, how did you even know about the deal in the first place??? The dude doesn't look like he knows you???

°Okay now you're scaring him what are you

°He's starting to be alert with you, like he's being threatened.

°Though you're pretty sweet when you wanna be

°You might not be... Academically great but your intuition??? And personality is great.

°He doesn't know if he can call the first part intuition

°Whenever he's having his mini panic attacks and his self respect lowering you're always there?

°Oh no is he getting rusty, can his inner feelings be seen behind his mask?

°Pls stop you're making him feel vulnerable

...he kind of likes having someone to lean on.?

°He's trying his best to put on his mask tight but you always see through him

°You either ask him to watch that spy show and give him peanuts

°Overall, he likes your company, considering how you made him softer around you?

I mean, that's no surprise since back in your world you managed to make the greatest spy a bit softer

Floyd Leech

°You're cool

°You hate studying too? Let's sneak out 👹👹👹

°How the hell is that supposed to be related to the peace of the world

Then you remember this isn't that said world so you sneak out

°He's such a bad influence on you

You love it

°*insert iconic Anya smile*

°How the hell are you not surprised him being behind you dang he wanted more reactions.

°When you're looking at him and he's cooking up a plan, why do you look horrified and amazed at the same time? Are you reading his mind? Haha no u can't

°Peanut party. Will bribe you to join him in his mischief with peanuts

°What the- What gives how did you know he was gonna swipe away the peanut pack????

°Now you're and interesting bunch, how can you predict him so bad???

°You never bore him, you're fun to be with!!!

°Though you know your way round on how you want things to go, it's eerie in a way...

°He sees you roleplaying from that spy anime you watch with Azul?

°He's on his way to be your Floydman! Come to think of it, you 9mce mentioned how him and his father has almost identical names.

Jade Leech

°No no, not this time. YOU are scared of HIM.

"Oh, I knew you could read me. I was starting to wonder how you knew things from an odd perspective. Oh how I can know? it's readable in your facial expression right now💜"

°Uhhhh

°This wasn't how the game is supposed to be played

°But he suppose... He'll play along.

°He knows you know you can hear what he's thinking

°He'll think of the most unthinkable things and scare the ever living hell out of you. And he will smile at you like you descended from heaven

In fact you've ascended out of fear

°But it's so exciting at the same time

°Though sometimes he slips up and it's your turn.

°Once he knows he's flipped up, you give him the iconic Anya smile.

°HOWEVER.

°Floyd somehow dodges his mushroom force-feeding... How is that?

°He definitely knows you have everyone's dirty secret

°He might use you for some... Things.

°What do you mean you don't want peanuts it's free!

Come on, just take it though it has a small price

Might make another Anya reader except it's yandere and they know you can read minds idk maybe when this gets attention lol

[whateversawesome]

Self-Love Tag Game!

Sorry it took me so long to answer, but thank you for tagging me and recommending my fic @books4evermorr

Here are the instructions of the game: 

List your top 3 favorite works you’ve done (art fics whatever u want) AND WHY :D gotta make sure to do the why👹no self deprivation here🕺Feel free to rope anybody else into this chain we gotta self lovo 🤸‍♀️

I will happily list my top three favorite fics I’ve written:

Last Days of Operation Strix: Why? Well, it was my return to writing after a very long time. It was a challenge that I enjoyed immensely and seeing it complete is a big achievement for me.

For those who don’t know it, in this story, it's time for Twilight to end Operation Strix, but he has fallen in love with his wife and now he has to choose between being a spy or staying with his family.

It’s full of twist and turns, a solid plot, plenty of angst, fluff (so much kissing!!) and spice too.

And as a bonus, here’s the fanart I commissioned from the talented @giushia hehehe:

Next work...

Until You Come Back to Me: This one has been a big challenge because of its dual timeline. I’m basically telling two entangled stories: Eden AU and Actors AU.

The story is about Twilight returning to Ostania after seven years with the purpose of seducing actress and long time love Yor Briar so she spies on Donovan Desmond. 

It’s full of angst, drama, and lots of spice.

And the last favorite work is:

Love Is...Which is another multi-chapter that I started a few weeks ago and I’m loving it. It’s all softness and fluff, with a little bit of spice.

This is an Omegaverse or a/b/o fic. Here’s the synopsis: After a practicing a 'welcome home' kiss with Yor, Twilight develops symptoms he had never experienced before: a rush of energy, good mood (when near his family), voracious appetite for his wife's cooking, aggressive behavior towards other men (who dare to come near his wife) and a desperate need to kiss Yor again. This is the first rut of his life. How will Twilight deal with this?

Now I’m tagging some friends (writers and visual artist) so they practice some self-love too! Tell us what’s your 3 favorite works you’ve done and why! (No pressure, ofc)

@nightofnyx8

@mika213

@giuzarpa

@juuyeah

@artbyluro

@tare-anime

@buf309​

@roucaelum-art​

[asumofwords]

I'm so curious as to what went on in his head tbh, like especially when he was bathing her, looking at the damage his brother caused, her bruises, her broken state, I have a feeling he went insane when cleaning in between her thighs, dried up blood and his brother's seed. Like the consequences of your actions are here 💀 (Pls don't take this as a pressure to write aemond's pov, this is just me doing silly wondering)

I wish aemond could've at least done something like given her extra protection or have a spy on aegon because he had to go to harrenhal and aegon threatened treason. Yet he did none of that and left the reader unprotected because he had a false confidence that his brother wouldn't dare.

I just hope he felt guilty, especially when the the reader said “you left me with him, whilst you went to your alys” like yeah bro.

Imagine if he would've been able to return on the day of the assault but alys begged him to spend time with her and he did, being a little slower, now imagine realising that he could've prevented it if he hasn't stayed back, THAT WOULD BE SUCH A HARD PUNCH IN THE FACE.

I don't want aemond to die, I want him to live with guilt of what had happened, how he caused everything, because to be frank, death is way too merciful for him, he needs to go through the mental anguish and pain. Idk if you know fnaf (five nights at freddy) but there's a dialogue by an animatronic in one of it's game where she goes like:

“you won't die, but you'll wish you could.”

Basically saying that she'll put them through so much torture where death seems more peaceful than whatever she's putting them through, Me to aemond and aegon 👹👹 slightly more to aegon because I have a soft spot for aemond even though I hate him just because he's slightly better than aegon tbh (this is high evidence of the 'the devil you know is better than the devil you dont' quote in action)

SORRY FOR THE RANT AND THIS BIG ASS MESSAGE TEE, I had a lot on my mind after that, I LOVE YOUR FIC AND ILYSM 🐇🩷🩷

I absolutely adore you 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺 my lil heart seeing this message like 🥰🥰🥰🥰

OKAY SO

Aemond was horrified when he arrived back (working on a short Drabble as I don’t have capacity for a full POV atm) to see the reader the way she was. He knew something was wrong and literally sprinted through the Keep to her.

His heart broke and for once Aemond felt guilt about what he had put the reader through (ironic because it was Aegon) and he was absolutely losing it in his mind.

When he cleaned the blood and seed off of her, it was his own way of fixing her and feeling in control of a situation that he also has no control in. Despite being a Prince and Aegon’s brother, he still really doesn’t have too much sway if Aegon keeps sending him away. He’s a second son, nothing more.

But the biggest thing he felt in that moment was rage.

She was his. His wife. His love. His. And to have Aegon touch her, to take her in a way that was supposed to be just for him. To hurt her and defile her and break her, Aemond was struggling to not kill his brother in that moment.

They both need to be flayed !!!!!

🖤🖤🖤 adore you sweetheart

[not-ur-demon]

OOC | Pinned Post

Pinned Intro Post 👹 Boundaries & Canonized Background & Character Information!

Current Quest:  Get out of Castle Ravenloft

Signs off as -anarchist or -👹

👹 Dad Facts

This is a dndads (Dungeons & Daddies) ask/rp blog for an AU version of Nicholas “Nicky” Close-Foster, post Season 1! I refer to him as WorstEndingAU!Nick or WE!Nick officially, and refer to the AU as Worst Ending AU. This blog is ran by Mod Rome, who uses any pronouns! :)

👹 BOUNDARIES: In-Character DMs: Ok! (And encouraged!) Out-of-Character DMs: Ok! But I’d prefer it if you used my discord (if you have it) or my main ( @writtenanddirectedbyrome​) Anon Asks: Ok! Feel free to bully/harass him too! Negative and positive asks appreciated. Shipping: Ok! Nicky is an adult--I love Nark but tbh anything goes! He’s gay as hell (haha get it. cause he’s the prince of hell) Tagging: I tag for serious themes of suicide, assault, etc. but do not tag for spoilers because this is an AU. Nicky, like his father, is passively nihilistic/suicidal mostly because of his backstory. For this i use #suicide and #suicidal idealization if you want to block those tags. Daily facts are tagged as #dad fact. Reblogging: This account reblogs jokes. He will also spam people from the WorstEnding!AU <3 Other: NO EXPLICIT NSFW.

👹 Nick is a level 10 half-demon...something! (that’s a secret!)

👹 This is an AU where @queen-of-the-whispering-trees​ fucked everything up by becoming the Omega Daddie’s spy. This gave them the upper hand in the final battle and they won. Nicky, freshly demonized and still coping with the two worlds he’s a part of, refuses to switch sides and work with the Omega Daddies; he is locked underneath Castle Ravenloft until he agrees. He’s been under there for a good 10 years now, trying to escape, honing his demon abilities, getting super buff, and losing his mind.

Essentially, he has forgotten who he was in his sole desire to leave Castle Ravenloft. He really only knows his anger towards Erin and the Omega Daddies. All he knows is that he needs to leave before he dies down here.

You can find the full au here!

[galaxacious]

just finished rereading it all!!! omg i almost forgot how amazing your writing is (only almost!) 🩷 structuring a time loop story can be so so difficult because it's such an intricate weave of character's emotions and plot but you've done it in such a beautiful way! im so glad it had a happy ending i was half dreading a bittersweet one 😭 (not that i wouldn't have enjoyed it anyway).

i just realised that you're ALSO the author of quadrillion omg i just have read and reread that fic a million times. one thing that stands out to me is your incredible world building of the imperials and their feelings and mindsets and relationships. how do you do it???? tell me your secrets 👹👹 when i read your work i feel like you must've actually come from the star wars universe because of how realistic and fleshed out and like... casual the characters feel inside their world. like they really exist. all the military vocab and star wars specific vocab???? incredible. you must secretly be a dimension traveller there's no other explanation

all this to say i love your writing <3 all the best! xx

Thank you!! 💜💜 I find time loops easy to structure if you map out the emotional breakdowns first and then plot the plot around that. The plot can hold however long you need - let your character sort out their messy emotions as they come. (and I also like to overthink and make lists. That helps too.)

(As for a bittersweet ending, god it could have been. Just really cementing Piett's position as a side character to the Great Skywalker Drama. Perhaps Piett could die thanks to Palpatine's lightning - he'd do so after saving Anakin, the important thing, so why does Piett's survival matter?

In my mind's eye and in the grand scheme of things it wouldn't. Luke n Anakin would eventually figure out what ships did or didn't perish over Endor and go off to make the plot of the sequel movies. They would eventually figure that plot out - but at what cost and after how long.

But in the short term? In the medium term? Piett's knowledge saves lives. It saved a lot of Death Squadron and a lot of the Rebellion in this story. Who knows what that would then change? And I felt it was important Piett was saved mostly because Luke felt the need to save Piett's life. Maybe the Force didn't particularly care about Piett but Luke sure did! That was more important than fate. Someone who was there, who could help, anyone, did! And that makes Piett important, because he could then go and do stuff afterwards! Maybe it's the going and doing stuff that makes us important! Okay end parenthesis.)

For my world building, well who I am is someone who loves details and overthinking, that helps. When I write myself into a situation and find a solution using the details I mentioned 10 months earlier... there is honestly no better feeling. The important thing is giving your character or setting details earlier. Give your character two lopped off fingers. Give them allergies, give them irrational loves or hates or strengths or weaknesses without cause. Exploit them later. I have no plans for this but I'm trying to see currently if there's a plot consistent way I can give Veers some musical instrument skills. He deserves them. It fleshes his character out more - imagine him playing music, what kind of songs he would play. And in doing so we can imagine other characters reacting or having opinions about his performance. Them doing that tells us about them. I suppose make every piece of information informative about something or someone.

Adding to this, I find expressing limits far easier than expressing what something can do. Give your thing hard limits. Tell everyone your Piett sucks shit at hand-to-hand and he can't name every one of the two hundred million stars in the sky. Show your Venka getting pissy at someone. Show your head of spying refusing to get glasses. Show your head of comms dying. Show your Leia yelling. At the limits is where everything interesting happens.

(And have some version of wookieepedia open. That helps a lot.)

(Also, you also don't have to write a story while repenting on your knees. I give you permission to write a story about people who are not morally pure, if you need that. Again, here is where something interesting happens.)

Finally, yes, I am a dimensional traveler and that's how I know my star wars knowledge >:^) But seriously, I just read a lot and thought to myself "you know what would be better?" & I suppose I saw a lot of Australian and british tv comedy shows growing up, that ruined my sense of humour. They were a big influence on me.

[another-delta-lover]

JUST ASKED MY BROTHERS OPINION ON EACH SHIP HELP

Warning- EXTREME SHIP SHAMING 😭😭

Scout x Scout - 2/10

Scout x Soldier - 0/10

Scout x Pyro - 4/10

Scout x Demo - 0/10

Scout x Heavy - "WHAT THE???"

Scout x Engie - "STOP😭"

Scout x Medic - "BLEH😠"

Scout x Sniper - "don't u dare speak to me again."

-------

Soldier x Scout - 0/10

Soldier x Soldier - "XD"

Soldier x Pyro - 1/10

Soldier x Demo - he: "... Which one." / Me: "Blu Solly and Red Demo" / "then 5/10" / "What about Red Solly and Blu Demo?" / "He's married. 0/10"

Soldier x Heavy - 2/10

Soldier x Engie - "Engie deserves someone smarter. 2/10"

Soldier x Medic - "medic too crazy😭"

Soldier x Spy - "..."

Soldier x Sniper - "...stop"

-------

Pyro x Scout - 4/10

Pyro x Soldier - 1/10

Pyro x Pyro - "😨"

Pyro x Demo - "6/10" / "why so high??" / "One burns the other one kabooms, seems funny"

Pyro x Heavy - "NUH UH."

Pyro x Engie - "like father and child to me 😥"

Pyro x Medic - 0/10

Pyro x Spy - "imma kill you"

Pyro x Sniper - "👹"

-------

Demo x Scout - 2/10

Demo x Soldier - "... Which one." / "Blu Solly and Red Demo" / "then 5/10" / "What about Red Solly and Blu Demo?" / "He's married. 0/10"

Demo x Pyro - "6/10" / "why so high??" / "One burns the other one kabooms, seems funny"

Demo x Demo - "nuh-uh"

Demo x Heavy - "uhhh-???"

Demo x Engie - "idk what to say"

Demo x Medic - "fr?."

Demo x Spy - "ISTG."

Demo x Sniper - "STOP."

-------

Heavy x Scout - "WHAT THE???"

Heavy x Soldier - 2/10

Heavy x Pyro - "NUH-UH"

Heavy x Demo - "uhhh-???"

Heavy x Heavy - "4/10, it would be either really sweet or really violent 💀"

Heavy x Engie - 1/10

Heavy x Medic - "...7/10 -cough cough-" / "i heard that🥰" / "DO NOT PUT THAT. SAY THAT I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER" / "I won't don't worry heehee🤭"

Heavy x Spy - 0/10.

Heavy x Sniper - 0/10

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Engie x Scout - "nope"

Engie x Soldier - "Engie deserves someone smarter. 2/10"

Engie x Pyro - "like father and child to me 😥"

Engie x Demo - "idk what to say"

Engie x Heavy - 1/10

Engie x Engie - "this fandom really be liking shipping the same person twice lmao"

Engie x Medic - "eeeeehhh 5/10, both are nerds... Nvm, 4/10, medic too crazy"

Engie x Spy - "...2/10, ONLY BC LIL POOTIS CHANGED MY WAY TO SEE IT... JUST A BIT" / "yeah whatever, dramaqueen"

Engie x Sniper - "nope" / "r u referencing the meme??" / "Nope" / "oh god"

-------

Medic x Scout - "BLEH 😠"

Medic x Soldier - "medic too crazy😭"

Medic x Pyro - 0/10

Medic x Demo - "fr?."

Medic x Heavy - "...7/10 -cough cough-" / "i heard that🥰" / "DO NOT PUT THAT. SAY THAT I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER" / "I won't don't worry heehee🤭"

Medic x Engie - "eeeeehhh 5/10, both are nerds... Nvm, 4/10, medic too crazy"

Medic x Medic - 3/10 "he loves himself already"

Medic x Spy - "that spy is a meeeediiiic" / "oh god."

Medic x Sniper - 0/10.

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And finally...:

Spy x Soldier - "..."

Spy x Pyro - "imma kill you"

Spy x Demo - "ISTG."

Spy x Heavy - 0/10

Spy x Engie - "...2/10, ONLY BC LIL POOTIS CHANGED MY WAY TO SEE IT... JUST A BIT" / "yeah whatever, dramaqueen"

Spy x Spy - "2/10, he also loves himself a lot"

Spy x Sniper - "which. ones." / "..." / "WHICH ONES." / "Blu sniper and Red Spy" / "FREAK YOU. I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE. I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU." / "DUDE CHILL, IM JK, JK. Blu spy and red sniper!!!" / "Oh, then 10/10 🥰 i really like it." / "CAN TELL????"

-------

Sniper x Scout - "don't u dare speak to me again."

Sniper x Soldier - "...stop"

Sniper x Pyro - "👹weeehhhh...."

Sniper x Demo - "STOP."

Sniper x Heavy - 0/10

Sniper x Engie - "nope" / "r u referencing the meme??" / "Nope" / "oh god"

Sniper x Medic - 0/10

Sniper x Spy - "which. ones." / "..." / "WHICH ONES." / "Blu sniper and Red Spy" / "FREAK YOU. I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE. I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU." / "DUDE CHILL, IM JK, JK. Blu spy and red sniper!!!" / "Oh, then 10/10 🥰 i really like it." / "CAN TELL????"

Sniper x Sniper - "stinky."

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That's it!!! Oh god, this was so funny to make😭😭😭 my brother doesn't want to talk to me anymore tho ... It was worth it.

I love how my brother hates every single tf2 ship but an specific one. He likes Bloody Suit (Sniper x Spy), but only if Sniper is red and Spy is blue, if not, he absolutely HATES it.

It's so funny (he's so me)

[kalims]

hello, may I please ask for headcannons about kids for silver from twst?

how he would feel about them, how he would be like if he had kids, how many, and so on?

many thanks!

it's just... the spy x family ED is making me so soft and I've been thinking of family scenarios

‎˃ ᵕ ˂ . . "to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish always..

family headcanons,

silver and his family life.

includes. silver.

cw. none.

note. unspecified gender = gender neutral unless I've accidentally misgendered it. established relationship, set a few years after nrc.

silver just doesn't really have a preference for children. sure, he's open to persuasion but his line of work doesn't really scream 'safe'. I'm sure the public knows that he's very close with malleus' despite only being a knight, and enemies of briar valley would make sure he's no exception to their plans.

so he supposes he'd rather not include a child into his, and your life. for their own good, atleast not so early. but he'd definitely be open when the line for peace is much more clear. he wouldn't wanna restrict you though, if you want kids. then you'd have to talk to him, he will listen. communication is key!

as for the reason why he's so adamant about having kids so early is because of, again. his line of work. he is constantly exposed to danger, he'd hate for his kids to be potentially left without a father. and even he can't imagine a life without lilia. plus, if they somehow know of your existence.. they'd target you instead.

the quantity..🤔 silver would be just fine with one. he doesn't mind another but since he's probably gonna be out most of the time, ensuring malleus' safety. he's just worried if two would be too much for you to handle.

... there is lilia though! silver trusts him wholly.

however. if you do end up with child, or in another case. adopting, he will try his best to aid you. you know, helping you with chores (unless he's the one in charge of it) taking turns, sometimes letting you sleep when the baby starts bawling in the middle of the night.

... he falls asleep with them. how do you know? because you wake up alone in the bed and silver is leaning his head on the bars of the crib, and he's clutching it protectively.. 🤨 you're staring to think the kid took on him (legitimate or not) because they sleep a concerning amount of time.

protective dad mode on 👹 insists to walk to the side where he's exposed to the crowd and you, more of.. closer to the wall where there's not much people. and I believe he'd rather you hold the child instead of him. cause he thinks he's gonna drop it and he wants all his arms to protect you and child... 😞

of course malleus would be more than happy to let silver off. there's plenty of other knights out there that are ready and free but silver seems too suspicious and just refuses because he still values malleus' safety.

speaking of! I'm sure silver learned a few spells, either that, he was taught by lilia or just started studying it after realizing he absolutely must keep you all safe. I tell you, no one would come out alive when they somehow hurt you because they're gonna have an advisor, two higher knights(and an angry dad) and an even more menacing prince on their tail!

silver would 100% shove his baton in someone who put you in danger, or just generally a suspicious person. would stare at people sharply when they made the kid(s) cry on PURPOSE! >:(

taught them to start running when lilia offers to cook, all these years had gone by and his old man's culinary skills still hasn't improved 😞 and would feel dread when he wakes up, coming to know he accidentally fell asleep again and he can smell burning from the kitchen.

sebek....... this man is all their personal alarms. if anything his volume gradually became louder as time passed by 💀 "SILVER AND SILVERS CHILDREN!" the fam could be sleeping peacefully, laying somewhere in a wholesome way and they all just snap awake when sebek screams something.

malleus calls ur child. "child of the child of man." /lh

anyways... well since they're silvers children they kinda have the access to the castle, malleus doesn't really mind. if anything he looks absolutely happy and silver is slowly stressing out because can they stop going to the armory 😰😰 who in their right mind would let kids in a room full of heavy, sharp stuff!

the guard who left for break: 🧍‍♀️🗿

I really can't tell if silver can cook, but he probably can since how else is he gonna feed himself if he won't even consume lilia's abomination of food.. he still remembers the time he literally passed out and ascended the second he tasted it. he rates it 1/10 he couldn't even find the sleep nice because the taste kept haunting him.

I tell you. since silver is a very trusted freind and family of malleus and lilia alike. you'd definitely be granted a very decent home. you won't really need to do anything, it's like your life was already set on luxury (nothing too grand) when you married silver.

a decent home comes an even more decent security system. compared to your home world (earth 🗿) it seems like technology in twisted wonderland is far, far more advanced. but briar valley seems so old school so there's barely technology seen here.

they mostly use spells though! sealing spells, spells that alarm the caster when it's broken through, etc.. so there's some very advanced magic cast on your house because silver, malleus, lilia and sebek is definitely not gonna take chances 💀 yes, this might be ooc but i think they'd be protective, especially when you're a human, silver is as well.

so your life is significantly shorter than theirs. they'll to their best to make sure you don't go too early.

unless you're not a human(?) 😃

since when was this angsty hgggg ignore that

he'd be the calm-type of dad. generally someone very understanding whenever his kid(s) makes a mistake because he knows they're just kids. maybe he's just biased and soft but who knows 🤷‍♀️

he's just the right amount of strict. let's the kids skip school for a few days but if they are looking like they really aren't gonna change and keep ignoring it he'll pitch in a few words. and subtly tell them that you won't be too happy if you find out that they missed a few days.

the kid(s): 🥳😦😨🏃‍♀️🏃✍✍

doesn't get irritated or bothered when the kid(s) just slips in the middle of your shared room in the middle of the night and start squeezing themselves in between you two. if they start pushing him to grab you for themselves he literally does not care and is too happy that they're in the same room. 💀

but if they reach for him instead he'll just sandwich them and pull you closer because love ♡ sleeping with his two/three/etc, beloveds >>

you need to wake him up because he will absolutely not rise when he's feeling so comfortable or else sebek will start yelling at him again about being on time and a possible accident of the master being in danger and he's just there sleeping 🤬

since they are technically human he tries to include human culture in their life even if he doesn't know much about it himself, as a result of being exposed and raised by a fae.

btw he still falls asleep in the most random of places but sometimes with an asleep kid(s) in his arms, up a bookshelf, beside a door, there are a lot unnamed but the tree shade is still his favorite spot though.

*picture of silver sleeping on a shade of a tree with his kid(s) (and animals 🤫*

still a disney princess 🙄🙄

[2-dsimp]

Hi hi, in case Yandere Itto is a gang leader at school, could I ask how he would treat reader in case she is a new student? I would imagine that at first he would try to be normal by giving her flowers or sending letters through his gang mates, but when he sees her getting closer to someone else who has a better reputation his alarm bells go off, even worse when he finds out from his close ones that his family doesn't want him so close because they think he will be a bad influence and prefer the qualified student who is the 'lovely competition' for reader's heart.

Ha, sorry if I wrote too much, I got excited and thank you so much! 👁️❤️

You just gave me brainrot like this is perfect I-I can’t even, just here 💳💥💳💥💳 TAKE IT—

Yandere! Delinquent Gang Leader! Arataki Itto!

Headcannons 👹

⛓The moment you bumped into him and looked up to him not in fear or nervousness like most people in the school since he can’t help his intimidating looks, he was hooked

⛓In fact your sweet apologetic smile and your laidback ‘My bad’ as you were on your tippy toes to attempt to brush some nonexistent dust off his shoulders was just so endearing that he couldn’t help but to show interest in you becoming his woman

⛓As you were the only other girl besides his right hand, Kuki, in this school who didn’t sneer at him for being the degenerate bad boy stereotype or cower from his daunting form as he sure fit the bill of being a sexy Yakuza leader

⛓Such as being built like the giant from Jack and the beanstalk, tall bulky frame of pure solid muscle straining through the shirt that was barely buttoned, exposing his broad chest to everyone as his loosened tie dangled from his neck

⛓His pants were no better as he settled for the baggy kind to be more comfortable with his thick thighs and demanding size in between the legs… No he doesn’t wear a belt, I mean who needs belts when you got all dat thicc ass inside dem jeans

⛓He’d be clumsy at first debating on what to give you in order to be able to successfully make you his future wifey, and would think about it hard enough for his blood vessels to almost pop due to him stressing over what’d be the perfect welcoming gift for the new student who knocked him off his feet literally

⛓Doesn’t have any experience with courting girls since you were the first one to make him feel giddy and accepted with the way you gazed up at him with your non-judgmental doe eyes, which he’s very grateful for as he was always treated like the bad apple of the batch by the teachers/staff

⛓His right hand would step in and advise him on what to do and what NOT to do in front of said Senpai and cue him on the types of gifts to give to his lackeys that’ll soon become his “Instant Cupid messengers”

⛓Will give you short sweet haikyu poems along with goodies such as candy, stuffed animals, and even small trinkets which got an thumbs up from Kuki since she was sent to observe you in order to find out what you liked/didn’t like basically she acted like an intel spy for Itto

⛓Sadly because of his looks he’s garnered a bad reputation throughout the school as rumors of how he was practically a lost cause who liked to wreck a path of carnage wherever he goes or one instance of where he was sent to juvie for stabbing a man in the neck just because he looked at him funny

⛓Which wasn’t a very good incentive for your parents to approve of you getting within a 7ft distance of him especially since Xingqiu, the straight A model student who helped tutored you after school, was a much more appealing fit to be your boyfriend

⛓In fact the rumors were farther from the truth since he was a pretty nice guy just misunderstood

⛓He’d grab onto balloons that happened to float away and hand it back to the a kid chasing after it with a big friendly sharp toothed grin slapped on his face

⛓Hell he’d be the type to walk old grandmas across the street or make a shelter for some abandoned puppies and feed them routinely after school maybe even giving them homes via gang members, some of which have a sweet spot for animals and will be sure to take care of them

⛓Don’t get it twisted he won’t hesitate to rock anyone’s shit if they do happen to mess with his clique or if some rival gang wants smoke, although he may be young he’s still got knack for being the face of the Arataki gang who’s numbers are only rising under his strong tenacious acts of leadership

⛓He’d be conflicted with how close your getting with Xingqiu but wouldn’t resort to any underhanded means as he would straight up challenge him to a fair one-on-one duel for your favor since he’s that kind of guy who’s bold enough to declare his love for you basically broadcasting it to the whole damn school

⛓Que Romeo and Juliet type relationship best believe he’ll be knocking at your window perched on top of the railing so he could hop in your room and have some frisky quality time…👀

⛓He’s not often seen at school because he’s adventurous nature gets him into some trouble so, best believe he will whisk you away to skip school and go on a exiting getaway with him

“ Senpai! Please become my woman! I’ll give you everything you want and more…Just be mine and I’ll make you the happiest you’ve ever been as my future wife I swear on my name I’ll make that a reality ”

[doobnnoob-tf2]

Anyways, kinda wholesome/angsty dadspy hc 😈

I think that Spy does love Scout and Scouts ma, he always did. And many think he left because of his fear of commitment, but he really only left because something happened in his spy work that made him have to disappear and leave them in order to keep them out of harms way.

Then they meet in the gravel wars. All scout knows is that Spy left his ma behind to raise his brothers and him alone, so he just despises the man and refuses to accept him. And spy has had a rough time too, being forced out of his child's and his loves life so hes just grumpy too.

That's about as far as I thunk! So have fun with this 👹 💥

cracks knuckles  oh I’ll absolutely have fun with this, Boom

I hate when people write Spy as having left because he couldn’t commit to raising a child.  he’s a spy, an assassin, he has enemies and people who would use anyone he cares about against him.  it had nothing to do with choice, he left because he wanted to protect those he loved

he left when Ma said she was pregnant, and she understood why he left.  and when he said he’d contact her again when it was safe, she had no doubts he would.  Ma’s one of the few people who have seen Spy cry, and he did after that conversation.  she knew it killed him to have to leave because he wanted this, wanted his child, and she knew that he’d do everything he can to help

even if that meant sneaking Smissmas presents “from Santa” over in the middle of the night through the door he knew would be unlocked for him or the infrequent visit when her sons were at school and she had only a moment to pass by and give him a letter and photos and he disappeared again.  he wishes he still had those photos but he burned them all to never leave evidence of Scout’s existence.  sometimes it would be money mysteriously showing up in her bank to help fund things for herself and all the boys

it wasn’t just Scout either, he cared about all her sons dearly.  it was just knowing Jeremy was his and he’d grow up just as fatherless as his brothers had when he wanted to be there

when he saw Scout, he knew right away.  there wasn’t a single goddamn doubt in his mind, he knew.  he looked like Ma, and he looked like him.  and it ate away at him so much when he’d hear Scout talk about growing up without a dad and how he wanted to find the guy and just punch him in the face.  those nights Spy hated himself the most

he wanted to tell Scout, too.  he feels like he’s a coward for not telling him, but he’s scared.  he’s scared because he knows it’s too late, he sees the damage his absence has caused and he’s scared if he tells him that he won’t be able to fix it.  he wants to be his father

but Scout actually does see Spy as a father figure and Spy would never want to ruin that either.  he knows it’s the closest he’ll ever get and if he said anything, it’d all be ruined.  so instead he pretends he’s just some work friend that Scout has a fatherly bond with, and while it does make him happy he still feels so wrong for hiding the truth