#he's a powerful alpha

[frownyalfred]

me: the alpha joker inspo you saved in your phone isn't real, it can't hurt you

also me getting jumpscared by this image every three days when I scroll back to my writing folder:

[jedi-starbird]

Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic

They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.

It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.

Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.

I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.

Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.

When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!

Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.

Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.

A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.

The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.

"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.

When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.

What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.

OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.

[vitreouspositive]

that moment in tfone. but shattered glass. whoever sold the idea of canonising alternate universes??? actual genius.

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Have we had the discourse over what Jesus would be in the omegaverse yet

Edit: poll in the reblogs

[everytimewetouch-dot-mp3]

trans omega luo binghe who is so deeply delighted to be scent marked by sqq before going anywhere. they already have that mate scent that’s kind of a blend of their individual scents, but when sqq intentionally scent marks him the scent carries an undertone of greedy, deeply satisfied possessiveness that lbh absolutely adores.

everyone he meets will know that he belongs to shizun, that shizun intends to keep him, that shizun wants others to know that his binghe is spoken for. lbh feels extremely normal about this for sure.

[compaculaaa]

I love your comics of Alpha and Sentinel. Can we get more details on their backstory and how Sentinel ended up sparking Alpha?

aww tqsm!! thought peeps would be hesitant towards the ship but im glad you guys enjoy it ^^

its pretty basic on how sentinel never liked being second fiddle to the glorious primes and he was trying to think of a plan to leech of some of their power. thats when he saw alpha, the third eldest prime get brushed aside during a strategic meeting as he yapped too much about history. he can see how alpha wasnt seen as the most important of primes. compared to his more powerful and beautiful siblings, he never got that attention.

and that gave sentinel and opportunity

he started giving alpha the attention he lacked, and though alpha was hesitant at first, he couldnt help but fall for sentinel as he was the one bot who saw him as more than just a prime or an archivist.

one thing led to another and yea sentinel sparked alpha

[cc1010fox]

Wolffe pinches Fox's shebs. Fox just whines. Alpha-17: WHOA! Fox! Do you like when Wolffe touches you like that? Fox, sulking: No... Alpha-17: Then why are you letting him do that? Fox, after thinking for a minute: ...I don't know... Alpha-17: If you don't have a good reason to let him do that, what do you think you should do? Fox doesn't even hesitate, punching Wolffe square in the nose. Wolffe, stumbling back: What the kriff, Fox!? Fox: Stop pinching me! Wolffe: Ok! Alpha-17, patting Fox on the shoulder: Glad you found your power, ad. Don't let anyone take it away again. Fox, smiling: Thank you, Seventeen'buir.

[captainmaxatx]

Omega! Logan who was born in the 1800s when secondary gender roles were very prevalent but it actually really suited him and he wanted to be a home maker and have a bunch of pups but he was always too big and hairy and and not seen as a good Omega. Alphas would sleep with him but never treat him the way they would a “proper” omega and they didn’t ever want anything serious because it’s like almost shameful to have a big hairy omega.

Then times change and Omegas start breaking out of the cookie cutter roles and they go into the work force and what not (feminism but it’s omegas) and Logan is very happy for them he thinks they all deserve the right to choose, but still no one wants him. And everyone expects him being an omega with the way he looks to be at the forefront of the movement to want the change for himself, but he doesn’t.

And over the years he toughened up and stops looking to start a family and put his dreams on the back burner to become what everyone expected of him.

And then everything happens and all the sudden Logan finds himself in a universe without secondary genders, where he isn’t a too big and hairy omega, he’s just some guy.

And unintentionally he finds his way into the role he’s always craved, where he takes care of the home and the dog while Wade makes the money, and it’s the closest he’s ever been to the life he wanted. He mostly retires from fighting and heroing, but now he’s ready for a new challenge. And being near Laura has only served to dig up that old desire and instinct he tried to bury so long ago

And I mean, even if the mutant hate wasn’t as bad as it is in Logan’s old world there was still a time here not to long ago when mutants were ran out and scattered around the world. And now with the people at Xavier’s working on getting the Mutants back into the city trying to re group with their still dwindling numbers. I mean Logan and Wade should help with the mutant re population efforts, who better to do that then two very eager immortals who can heal from anything and with a whole gang of friends around them for free child care.

[dragqueenstarscream]

i think it would be pretty cute if tfone alpha trion had more animalistic behaviors in his alt mode. if you scratch him under the chin, he'll lean into your touch. if you pet his muzzle or shoulders, he purrs. if you run from him, he might treat it like a game and try to pounce at you. if you try to rub his belly, he'll swat at you with his paws... unless he reeeeeeeally likes you.

[wyvernsrus]

Fear the power of a Heeled Boot

[lambmotifz]

truly the shittiest take in spn fandom is the 'sam is controlling and manipulative' take mostly because it comes from wincesties/bibros, like one would think they had understood and actually watched the show but no! i hate the way every part of the fandom mischatacterizes sam to fit their own preferences

ikr? the saddest thing is that you’d think sam’s character would be understood by the wincest part of the fandom because it’s sam’s ship as much as it’s dean’s

honestly it’s astonishing how most wincest shippers see him in the exact same way d*stiel shippers do

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Wait is the baby beam an official thing.. can I see baby mags.. I imagine him as Jank Boteko

this aint even the only time he's turned into a baby but here's the instance i keep seein on my TL

(X-Men Unlimited Infinity #64)

[lilliankillthisman]

Wheel of Time but saidin is for alphas and saidar is for omegas is this anything. Demandred and Sammael hate Lews Therin because of their competing alpha instincts. Lanfear identifies Rand as the Dragon by his scent and keeps trying to trick him into claiming her. Balthamel gets reincarnated as an omega and takes it even worse than canon. All the spanking scenes and the mind control petplay collars are somehow no worse or better but noticeably different. Rahvin is exactly the same. They still throw water on you during the Aes Sedai test but it symbolises slick now. Can anyone hear me.

[windmaedchen-oceanhorn]

A "cool" animal

Gentle reminder that Valen thinks bears aren't cool. Or at least, that there are cooler animals (he'd rather be) than bears. xD

[compaculaaa]

the sparklings are squeaky clean and sparkly even in the cave, but poor Alpha is still green and grimy! does he not have time to clean himself much, or can he just not reach some spots?

He’s very tired, his joints are rusted and he’s covered in moss and grime while stuck in a cave he can’t really clean himself thoroughly with just his glossa. But though he’s exhausted and running low on energon, he will still find the energy to make sure his babies are clean and healthy

[ace-of-ferraris]

so i introduced my friend to abo dynamics in one breath *asked him to look it up on fanlore* and in the next asked him to designate my favorite f1 drivers *max and charles* as abo characters.

i'm guessing i'm a good influence on him bc he headcanoned both charles and max as omegas. MY BELOVED SHIP IS OMEGAXOMEGA TO MY BESTIE TOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAA

*he also said fernando alonso is super duper alpha*

*he also felt traumatized and violated but "that's unrelated"*